l)c imc0, New Sloomftclir, )cu Philadelphia Advertisements. Groceries and Provisions. c. i kxiuiit & inters, Wholesale Dealers iu -F ISI, AND I'roviisiioiis, 1 14 South Dcluware Avenne, Below Chestnut St., PHILADELPHIA, PA. 1 Agents for Collins, Gothics & Co's Cunncd Fruits. 104 It f S. K. TAYLOK, WITH WAINWRIGHT & CO. WHOLESALE GROCERS AND TEA DEALERS, North East Corner of 2nd und Arch Street?, Philadelphia Pa W. A. Atwood. Isaac W. Ranck. ATW00D, RANCK & CO., Commission Merchants, AND Wholesale Dealers In all kinds of Tickled and Salt FISH, No. 210 North Wharves, above ltace Street, 1 40 6m0 PHILADELPHIA, PA. WHOLESALE S, GROCERS January 1, 1SC9. Wood and Willow Ware. OllAYIIILL & CO., Wholesale Dealers in Carpets, Oil Cloths, Shades, Brooms, Carpet Chain, Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c, And a tine assortment of Wood and Willow Ware, No. 343, North Third Street. Philadelphia, Pa. January 1, 1809. 'lobacco, Segars, fc. Thomas Roiib. A. J. McConkey. ROBB & McCONKEY, Commission Merchants, And Wholesale Dealers in LEAF AND MANUFACTU B ED TOBACCOS, 8ECAB8, &C No. 13 North Fifth Street, (Between Market and Arch,) PHILADELPHIA, PA. 1041tf A. B. Cunningham. J. II. Lewurs. J. 8. (Helm. Cunningham, Gleim & Co., WHOLBSALB DeALBBS IN Tobacco, Sogars, &c, NO. 408 MARKET STREET, above fourth, PHILADELPHIA. S2310 Philadelphia A d vcrtlscmcnts. lry Good, Hosiery and Notions. BARCHOFT & CO, Importers and Jobbers Of Staple and Fancy DRY - GOODS, Cloths, Cassimcres, Blankets, Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, &c., No. 405 and 407 MARKET STREET, (Above Fourth, North Side,) Philadelphia. John HhalTncr, Jr. E. S. Zlcglcr. Theo. Runicl. S1IAFFNER, Z1EGLER & CO., Successors to SIIAFFNER, ZIEGLER & CO., Importers and Dealers in Hosiery, Ciloves, ICihbons, Suspenders, THREADS, CO AIDS, and every variety of TRIMMINGS i AND FANCY GOODS, No. 30, Nortii Fourth Street, PHILADELPHIA, PA. Agents for Lancaster Combs. Hoots, Shoes, Hats and Caps. W. P. KOlILElt, JOBBER IN Hats, Caps, Furs Straw - G- o o 1 15S NORTII THIRD STREET, . 3 9 ly 10 PHILADELPHIA. W. W. Paul. D. J. Hoar. n. L. Hood. A. Trimble. WM. W. PAUL & CO. WHOLKSALB BOOT AND SHOE WAREHOUSE, 023 Market St. and C14 Commerce Street, Philadelphia, Penn'a. Musical Instruments. -JJKADBUHY'8 AND OTHER PIANOS, laylor A mrley't urul B. P. Needham St Son's ORGANS AND MELODEONS. WM- O. FISCHER, General Wholesale Agent, 1018 Arch Street and 21 North Eleventh Street, 3 8- I' III LA DELPHI A ESTEY'S Cottag-o Oi'griiiH, GREAT INDUCEMENTS oHered to Churches and Sunday Schools. Organs and Melodeons for sale on monthly instalment. K. M. BRUCE, No. lb North Seventh St., PHILADELPHIA. S. T. AUGE & CO., J J V Philadelphia, Pa., J Philadelphia Advertisements. Drugs, Medicines, Pc. SIDDALL & MARKLEY, Wholesale Druggists, AND DEALEK8 IN Patent Medicines, 119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT, Philadelphia, Pa. A FULL STOCK of evcrthlnR connected with the business, of the best quality, and at very low prices. A Rood location for business, with a low rent and light expenses, enables us to oiler in ducements to buyers, and makes it worth their while to give us a trial. Philadelphia, 3. 8tf. John Lucas & Co., Sole and THK ONLY MANUFACTURERS OK TUB IMPERIAL FRENCH, . AND PURE SWISS GREEN, Also, Pure White liOHd and Color MANL'FA CTURERS, Nos, 141 and 143 North Fourth St.. Philadelphia. SAVES LAlSOll ! Saves Time ! SAVES MOXEY ! AINRIGHT & CO'S Labor-Saving Soap Will bo found the best in use. With this Soap washing may be done with half the labor required when any other Is used, and the saving in wear to clothes Is really astonishing. It will cost only Fif teen Cents to try It, and after that you will use no other. 3- For sale by all Grocers, and by F. Mortimer, New Illoomtleld, l'a. 317 "The Red Horse Powders'1 1HE BEST POWDERS in the World for HORSES, CATTLE, HOGS, OR POULTRY. They will not only prevent, but will Cure diseases, and are the Cheapest, as well as the best Horse Powders In use. Try them. For sale by Stores and Druggists generally, und by F. Moktimeu, New Bloomfleld, Pa. 335tf . Worth its Weight in Gold! rrmis Is what everybody who has used It says of XESMITIPS LIXI3IENT. tor Rheumatic Pains It will give Instant relief and ellect a permanent euro In a short time. It Is also the bust remedy in the World for Cuts, Sprains, Jlruisus and lluius, anil not only giving prompt relief from pain, but heals without leaving any sear. All who have tried It, say no family should bo without It, for It is worth Its weight in gold. 9- Try a bottle of It I No cure, No Pay. 317 WJU For sale at F. Mortimer's. Hardware, tic. LLOYD, SUPPLEE, & WALTON, WHOLESALE HARDWARE HOUSE, No, 625 Market Street, Philadelphia. Philadelphia Advertisements. Booksellers and Stationers. SOWER, BARNES & TOTTS, ISooksellcrs & Stationers, And Dealers In C U R TAIN AND WALL-PAPERS, Nos. 530 Market and 623 Minor Streets, PHILADELPHIA, PA. - Publishers of 8anlrs' New Readers, and Biooks ' Aril hmctlcs. Also, Robert's History of the L nlted States, Felton's Outline Maps, &c. 1BLAXK 1BOOKS Always on hand, and mado to Order. 31tl MILLER & ELDER, Itooksellcrs and Stationers, BLANK BOOK MAN UFA CTURERS, And Dealers In WINDOW CURTAINS AND WALL PAPER, No. 430, Market Street, SI PHILADELPHIA, PA. CHARLES MAGARGE & CO., Wholesale Dealers iu Nos. 30, 32, and 34, South Sixth Street, PHILADELPHIA, PA. , Paper any Size, Weight, Color and Quality, made to order, at short notice. 101y41 LOCIUIAN'S mills FLUID Is warranted EQUAL to Arnold's, JL and is sold at inucli less price. The money will be refunded to those buying it, if it does not prove entirely satisfactory. BFor sale by F. Mortimer, New Bloomileld. MILLER & ELDER, Sole Agents, 430 Market Street, 23031 . Philadelphia. Banking and Stocks. BANKING HOUSE Of Jay Cooke & Co., 112 AND 114 SOUTH THIRD STREET, Philadelphia, DKALEK3 IN ALL GOVERNMENT SECURITIES. Old 5-20s Wanted IN EXCHANGE FOR NEW. A LIBERAL DIFFERENCE ALLOWED. Compound Interest Notes Wanted. INTEREST ALLOWED ON DEPOSITS. COLECTIONS made ( STOCKS bought and sold ou Commission. fcfif" SPECIAL business accommodations re served for LADIES. 3191 Glass and Qtieensware. A. L. Kauii J. E. Fhkymihe. ItAUK & PKYMIItE, IMI'OBTEUS AND JoilUKKS Of China, jr 1 it h is AND QUEENSWAltE, 301 and 303, Chorry St., between Arch & Race, PHILADELPHIA. TXT Constantly on hand, Orlginnl Assorted Packages. 3. 9. ij 10 HUMOROUS ITEMS. t& It was a laconio letter from a lady to her husband " I write you because I have nothing to do ; and I conclude be cause I have nothing to say." S" A person pretending to have seen a ghost, was asked what the apparition said to him. " How should I know 1" ho replied ; "I am not skilled in the dead languages." " Whoso pigs are those, my lad ?" "Why, they belong to that 'ore big sow." " No, I mean who is their master V " Why, that little 'un; he's a rare 'un to fight." Biddy," said a lady to her ser vant, " I wish you would step over and see how old Mrs. Jones is this morning." Iu a few moments Biddy returned with the information that Mrs. Jones was just seventy-two years, seven mouths and two days old. fifgy " My dear Ellen," said a young man, " I have long wished for this sweet opportunity, but I hardly dare trust my self to speak the deep emotions of my heart; but I declare to you my dear El len, that I love you most tenderly. Your smiles would shed would shed " " Never mind the ivoodshcd," said El len, " but go on with your pretty talk." BSy Twenty years ago a Connecticut man left a watch with a jeweller to be cleaned and repaired, saying that he would bo in town in a day or two, and call for it. Last week the man called in at the jeweller's and asked : " Do you remember my leaving a watch with you a number of years since, to bo clean ed?" " Yes," replied the jeweller, " and here it is." JfcayAn imaginative young man, la boring oyer the gradual encroachments of womankind on masculine territory in the matter of dress, breaks into song as fol lows : "They took our coats at llrst we hardly missed 'em ; And then they aped our dickeys and cravats ; They stole our sacks we only laughed and kissed 'em: Emboldened, then they stole our hats; Until, by slow and sure degrees, the witches Have taken all our coats, hats, boots and breeches !" S The following note was lately sent to a practicing physician by a suffering patient : Holmes Township, Crofurd Co., Ohio. Doktcr, Sir, i wautyu to Ccnd Me 8umthin to cure a breakin' out awl over. I cant tell yu what it is, but it burns and iches. The wife thinks it is the Each, but I don't think it is, but youre the phe sishsion and send mo Bumthin to Nock it higher than haman. Youre friend B8T An invetcrato stammerer one day, upon a journey, stopped to dine at a ho tel. On attempting to help himself to pepper at the dinner table, ho found, af ter a violent shaking, that there was no pepper to be had. He turned around, and, beckoning to the waiter, commenced : " Wa-wa-wa-waiter, this pep-pep-p-p-pep-pepper is som-som-something like me." " Why so, sir ?" " To-po-poor delivery." That pepper-box was soon filled. JJS?A Cincinnati correspondent, re turning from the East, was about to filo himself away in ono of the railway pigeon holes of a sleeping car, when the somno lent passengers were roused by the voice of a huge Kentuckian, who, holding up a pillow between his thumb and finger, roared out to the attendant : " I say, you boy ! couio back and tako this away 1" " What for, sah ?" " Because I'm afraid the darned thing will get in my ear." B"IIarry M'Arthy used to 'tell of au Irishman who was seen at the trenches of York town holding his hand above tho earthwork. His captain asked : " What are you doing that for, Pat?" He replied with a grin and a working of his fingers : " I am feelin' for a furlough, sure 1" Just then a minnie-ball struck his arm below the wrist. Slowly drawing it down and grasping it with the other hand to restrain the blood, a queer expression of pain and humor passed over his face as he exclaimed : " An' faith it's discharge I"