7 Philadelphia Advertisements. Groceries and 1'rocisions. V. P. ItXIUHT IlilO'N, Wholesale Dealers iu PIS II , Cliocsc AM) 114 South Delaware Avenue, Rclow Chestnut St., PHILADELPHIA, PA. Agents for Collins, (ietldes & Co's I tinned Fruits. unit H. US. VAYJLOIE, WITH WAINWRIGHT & CO. WHOLESALE GROCERS AM) TEA DEALERS, North East Coiner of 2nd ami Arch Street'.', Philadelphia Pa W. A. Atwook. Isaac W. Hawk. ATW001), RANCH & CO., Coiiansiission I5EereIaa(M, AND Wholesale Dealers in all kinds of Tickled ami Salt. J? I S H , No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street, 3 -1(1 OliiO PHILADELPHIA, FA. WHOLESAtE -S, January 1, lsCO. Hood and Willow Ware. Wholesale Dealers iu Carpets, Oil Cloths, Shades, Brooms, Carpet Chain, Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c, And a line assortment of Wood asaal Willow Ware, No. 313, North Third Street, Philadelphia, Pa. January 1,1S(W. 1obaeeo Seyars, Ac, Thomas Ronn. A. J. McConkey. ROBB & McCONKEY, i'oinmixsKm lerehacils, , Anil Wholcsalo Dealers in LEAF AM) MANUFACTURE D TOBACCOS, SEGaast C No. 13 North Fifth Street, (lietvuH'ii Market and Arch,) PHILADELPHIA, PA. itmtf A. 13. Cunningham. J. 1L Lewars. J. S. Glcliu. Cunningham, Gleim & Co., 'Wholesale Dealers in Tobacco, Scgars, &c, NO. 408 MARKET STREET, ABOVE FOURTH, Philadelphia. 32310 Philadelphia A d verliseincnts. Dry Goods, Hosiery find Notions. BAllCHOET & CO., Importers and Jobbers Of Staple ami Fancy DRY - GOODS, Cloths, Cassimcrcs, Blankets, Linens, White Good.-, Hosiery, &c, Nos. K)5and 407 MARKET STREET, (Above Fourth, North Side.) PlaiiUjSe!jIii:s. ( 1 wits S. T. AUGE & CO., Philadelphia, Pa,, J,i nr., ..i x t4veev John ShalTncr, Jr. K. S. Zietrler. Tlieo. Runicl. SHAFFXEIi, ZLEULEIi & CO., SuCCCSSOl'S to SHAFFNER, ZIECLER & CO., Importers and Dealers in EEosiei'j, Cloves, T II 11 E A I ) S , C O M B 8 , and every variety of TRIMMINGS AN J) FANCY GOODS, No. 30, North Fourth Street, PHILADELPHIA, PA. Ayentsfor Lancaster Combs. Hoots, Shoes, JIats and Caps. IV. F. IOI!I5,I2, JOBBER IN Hats, Caps, Furs & 1 1 is, -w - Gr o o 1 153 NORTH THIRD STREET, 3 3 ly 10 PHILADELPHIA. W. W. Paul. I). J. Hoar. II. L. Hood. A. Trimble. WM. W. PAUL & CO. WHOLESALE BOOT AND HOE WAREHOUSE, 023 Market St. nnd CU Commerce Street, Philadclplua , Penn'a. U " . ii Mas ha I Jnstni ntenfs. "JKADliURY'.S AM) OTHER P I A K H . Taylor it I'urky's and L P. Xcetlliam A Son's AND MELODEONS. M'M. U. FISCHER, (Ipnernl Wltolmtte Afent. 101S Areh Street and 21 North Eleventh Street, 3 42 Cm. PHILADELPHIA IS STEY'S Oottfigo Organs, C TREAT INDUCEMENTS ottered to' Churches JT and Sunday Heliools. Ornaim und Mclodeous lor sale on nioiillily iustaliueulK. E. W. lilillCK, No. 18 North Seventh St., lOlltf PHILADELPHIA. 6 1 J Philadelphia Advertisements. Drtiys, Medicines, ,Cr. SIDDALL & MARKLEY, W h o 1 o s a 1 o Druggists, AND DEALERS IN Patent Medicines, 119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT, Philadelphia, Pa. A FUEL STOCK of cvci-thini? eonneeted with the business, of the best quality, and at very low prices. A iiood loealion for business, with a low renl anil lij.;ht expenses, enables us to oiler in ducements to buyers, and makes it worth their while to give us ii trial. Philadelphia, 3. Stf. John jjiicas & Co., Sole and Tin: only MANUFACTURERS or THE IMPERIAL FRENCH, PURE SWISS GREEN, Also, Puro Wis lit Lead and Color MANUFACTURERS, Nos, 111 and 113 North Fourth St., Philadelphia. HAVIm IjAISOK ! Saves Time ! SAVES "yyAlNRKHlT & CO'S Labor-Saving Soap Will be found the best in use. Willi this Soap washing may be done with half the labor required when any other is used, and the saving In wear to clothes is really astonishing. It will cost only Fif teen Cents to try it, and alter that you will use no other. ti5- For sale by all Oroeers, and by F. Mortimer, New liloomliehl. Fa. 317 "Tha Bod Horse Powders" Aim OWDFRS in the World for rjTIHE BEST 1 HORSES, CATTLE, HOGS, OR POULTRY. They will not onlv prevent, but will Cure diseases, anil are the Cheapest, as well as the beslJIorse I'owders in use. Try them. For sale hy Stores and DniKJjisIs generally, and by F. Moktimku, New liloouiliekl, l'a. :i;.Ai Worth its Weight in Gold! rjrllIS is what everybody who has used It says of 3TF. 31 ET1FK LIXmiSXT. I'or Itheiunatie Pains It will (jive instant relief anil ellcel a perinaueiit oure in a short time. It is also the best remedy 111 the World for Cuts, Sprains, JSruises and Hums, and not only :;lviun ironipt relief from pain, but. heals without leaving any scar. All who liave tried it, say no family should be without 11, for R is worth 'its weight In Hold. tiv-Try a bottle of it ! No euro, No Pay. 317 t. For sale at F. Mortimer's. Hardware, ('. ixo ru, surrLEE, & waltox, WHOLESALE HARDWARE HOUSE, No. 623 Market Street, Philadelphia. Philadelphia Advertisements. liooksellers and Stationers. SOWER, BA11XES & POTTS, fiooksellevs & Stationers, Ami Dealers iu CURTAIN AM) WALL-PAPERS, Nos. 530 Market and 52U Minor Streets, PHILADELPHIA, PA. tT5 Publishers of Sanders' New Headers, and Brooks' Aril nineties. Also, Robert's History of thu United Stales, l'eltoli's Outline Maps, &e. I5I-AXM KOOKM Always on hand, and made to Order. 3Uf MILLER & ELDER, booksellers and teUiiUnwvs, I1LAXK HOOK MAX CEACTUEEliS, And Dealers in WINDOW CURTAINS AND WALL PAPI2IS, No. 430, Market Street, 31 PHILADELPHIA, PA. CHARLES MAGA11GE & CO., Wholesale Dealers in Xsiloi Jlmjs9 &;., Nos. 30, 32, and 31, South Sixth Street, PHILADELPHIA, PA. tr? Paper any Size, Weinlit, Color and Quality, made to order, :n short uuliue. lUlyii IOOIJIAX'M rpillS FLUID is warranted LQUAL to Aunold's, JL and is sold at imicn less pnee. 'l lie iiioney wnl be leiuncleil lo uioso liujni it, if il does not prove eiiliieiy salislaetory. ftiu l or sale by F. iioriiiner, New Bloonilield. MILLEll C: KLDEU, Sole Ai',enls, .130 Marki-t Street, 2S031 l'hiladel)hia. ""Trrrm-'i 'i m m1 m' "TyrTnnv.TY.-Mtn.TYri-miaTC'iiaTafrmirw HanhUty and Stocks. BANKING HOUSE Jay Cooke & Co., 113 AND 111 SOUTH THIRD STREET, Philadelphia, HEALEltSt IN ALL O0VERX31EXT SECURITIES. Old 5-20 Wauled IN EXCHANGE FOR NEW. A LIBERAL DIFFERENCE ALLOWED. Coiiinoimil Interest Notes 'Wautcil. INTEREST ALLOWED ON DEPOSITS. tST COLECTIONS made ; STOCKS bought und sold on Commission. lr" SPECIAL business accommodations re served tor LADIES. 3101 Glass and Oueensieare. A. L. Kaub J. E. Fisevmiue iMl'OKTCUS AND JOIlllEKS OF C Ii i n ;i , O 1 si- s AND QUEENSWAltE, 301 unci 303, Cherry St., between Arch & Race, PHILADELPHIA. ID" Constantly ou hand, Original Assorted raciages. 1.3. v. ly m HUMOROUS ITEMS. 3yJolm and Jane wero not married after all, lor though lie wooed, Jano wouldn't. JGriT" Why should a man never marry a woman named Ellen '( IJecauso by so do ing he riiiis his own KQwll.) JtecA man was lately sent totho luna tic asylum i'or persisting iu planting horse chestnuts in expectation of raising sorrel colts. JO"" Girls sometimes put their lips out poutiugly because they are angry, and sometimes because they arc disposed to to meet you halfway. J5&Josh killings says there are few sights more sublime and pathetic than to see a p or but virtuous young man, full of Christian fortitude, strug gling to grow a mustache. K 3" There is a kind of grim humor in the address of a devout deacon to his newly-settled pastor, as he gave him tho usual welcome. " The Lord keen vnii humble, and we will keep you poor." An old fellow bciu:r visited bv hi pastor, he assured him he could not be a good Christian unless he took up his daily cross ; whereupon ho caught up his wife :iuu bo-Kin luitirtn;: her about tho room. JB3 What is that which a man dons not want and stru"'les atrainst as Inn" as -0 O j possible, but having once got it would not part with it i'or the world '( A bald bead. Sf " You charge a dollar for killimr a calf, you smutty rascal !" said a planter to an old ncjrro. " No, no, massa." replied the gentle men from Africa, "I charge iifty for kill- uin call, and lilty tor the know now. J5ST " Patrick," said a priest to an Irishman, "bow much hay did you steal!"' " ell, 1 may as well conless to your reverence for the whole stack, i'or my wife and me arc going to take tho rest the first dark uiirht." " Come back, Sir, that's not the road." said Lord Euglinton to a trespass er iu his park. JJo you ken whaur I m mum V said the offender. ' No," replied his Lordship. " Weel, boo the duel do you ken whether this be the road or no '!" A Wife in Lloominiiton, 111., dur ing the trial of hcriirst divorce ease, in terrupted her counsel's eloquent plea for provision i'or her child with tho remark addressed to the court that, " It was not provisions she wanted, but that she would take whatever the court in its wisdom might see lit to ailow her, in money, be that much or little. J6tay Parson, I would much rather hear you preach," said a bailied, swindling horse-jockey, than see you interfere in bargains between man' and man." " Well," replied tho parson, " if you had been where you ought to have been last Sunday you would have hoard me preach." " H hero was that : inquired. the jock ey. ' In the btato Prison, returned the clergyman. CQfAn English Uishop, who was fond of shooting, iu one of his excursions, met with a friend's gamo-kecper, whom be sharply reproved i'or inattention to his religious duties, exhorting him strenuous ly to "go to church and read his bible." The keeper in an angry mood, responded, " Why, I do read my bible, sir, but I don't find iu it any mention of tho apos tles going a shooting." " No, my good man, you aro right." said tho bishop ; " tho shooting was very bad in Palestine, so they went fishing in stead.!' USaf A repentant Jackass of a hus band, from bis biding place iu Galveston, sent this letter to his wife in St. Louis, lfow happily lie combines affectionate for giveness with warning advice : Galveston, January the 7th, 1870. My Loviu' Wife line comiu otue nex wcko an bav forgiv you for jawin me. I'll com ou the 7 o'clock trauo an shall sta otno hcrcarter and tri tu be a altered man. I want peace and so du yu, why shoodn't wo love each uther, as we used ter when wo wero first jined together intho wholly bands of madlock, l'vo jined a temperance society, but if you ever jaw mo agin i'or cummin ome, I'll wollap yu like Oty, fur we must have pece as grant ses.