(EIjc mc0, New Bloomftcliry Pa 7- Philadelphia Advertisements Booksellers and Stationers, SOWER, P.ARXES & POTTS, Ilooiitsellers & Stationers, Ami Dealer In CURTAIN- AND Jos. F30 Market ami 5a Minor Streets, PHILADELPHIA, PA. t- Publishers of Sanders' New Headers, and room' Aiiunnetics. Aisu, Robert's History of A United stales, i'elton's Outline Maps, .e. IS it A X K KOOBiS Always on hand, and made to Order. 31 tf MILLER & ELDER, ISooItseller and Stationers, BLANK HOOK MAN UFA CTUHEliS, And Dealers In WINDOW CURTAINS AND WALL PAPEIl, No. 430, Market Street, PHILADELPHIA, PA. n C1L1RLKS MAG AUG E & CO., Wholesale Dealers In Nos. 30, 32, and 34, South Sixth Street, PHILADELPHIA, PA. Paper any Size, Weight, Color and Qualit lue to uiiler, at short notice. Iuly4 LOCMMAS'S "Writing- iliiicl! rpilIS FLUID is warranted EQUAL to AiiNOJ.n'e 1. and is soul at niiieu less once. The monc will be iciuiiileil lo those buying it, if it does not prove euwieiy sausiaciory. t-i'or sa.e by if. Moi umer, New Uloomlleld. MILLElt & ELDEJl, Sole Agents, 43U Market Street, jeo.11 . Philadelphia, Hanking, and Stocks. BANKING HOUSE Of Jay Cooke & Co., 113 AND 114 SOUTH THIRD STREET, Philadelphia, DEALEKg IN ALL GOVERNMENT SECURITIES. Old 5-20 Wanted IN EXCHANGE FOR NEW. A LIBERAL DIFFERENCE ALLOWED. Compound Interest Notes Wanted. INTEREST ALLOWED ON DEPOSITS. UrCOLECTIONSmade i STOCKS bought : ud sold on Commission. 1-3" SPECIAL business accommodations re i rved for LADIES. 8191 Glass and Queenswarc. X. L. Kaub J. E. FitBTuiitR. KADIS & FUYMIItE, Importers and Jouhkhs of China, O- L-xi s AND QUEENSWAItE, SOI and 803, Cherry St., between ArcU & Race PHILADELPHIA. ID" Constantly on band, Original' Assorted Philadelphia Advertisements. Druysj Medicines, f e. SIDDALL & MARKLEY, Wholesale Druggists, AMD DEALER IK ' Patent Medicines, 119 MARKET STREET4, NEAR-FRONT, Philadelphia, Pa. A FULL STOCK of evcrthlne connected with the business, of (lie best quality, and at very low prices. A ttood location for business, with a low rent and light expenses, enables us to oiler in ducements to buytrs. and makes It worth their while to give, us a trial. Philadelphia, i. 8U. - John Lucas & Co., Sole and THE ONLY If AN UFACTU REUS Or Tits IMPERIAL FRENCH, ASI PURE SWISS GREEN, Also, 'Pure While Eead and Color MANUFA CTURERS, Nos, 141 and 143 North Fourth St., Philadelphia. SAVES EABSOK ! Saves Time ! SAVES MONEY! AINKICI1T & CD'S Labor-Saving Soap Will be found the best in use. With this Soap washing may be done with half the labor required when any other is used, and the saving In wear to clothes is really astonishing. It will cost only Fif teen Cents to try it, and after that you, will use no other. H) For sale by all Oroecrs, and by F. Mortimer, New Uloomlleld, Fa. -317 "The Red Horse Powders"' AUK rjlHE BUST POWDERS in the World for HORSES, CATTLE HOGS, or poultry; Thev will not only prevrfnt, but will Cure diseases, and are the Cheapest, as well as the best Horse I'owilers in-use. 1 ry them. 1' or sale by Stores and Druggists generally, and by F. Mouti.vjeu, New isioomneiUi ra. iuoti Worth its Weight in Gold! rpiIIS la what everybody who has used it says of XESMITirS ' 1,1 XI JB EXT. For Rheumatic Tains It will give Instant relief ami elleeta permanent cure in a snori time. It is also the best reiueilv in the World for Cuts. Sinaliis. Hruises and Hums, and not only giving prompt relief from pain, but heals without leaving any sear. All who have tried it, say no family should he without it, for It is worth its weight in gold. 9. Try a bottle of It ! No enre, No ray. 317 . For sale at F. Mortimer's. Hardware, Cc. D BQT1CC fnTTM I LLOJD, SU1TLEE, & WALTON, WHOLESALE HARDWARE HOUSE, No. 626 Market Street) riilladelphia Philadelphia A d vertisennmts." Dry Goods, Hosiery and Notions. BANCROFT'' & CO Importers and Jobbers Of Staple and Fancy DRY - GOODS, Cloths, Cassimcres, Blankets, Linens,' White Goods, Hosiery, &.O., Nos. 41)5 and 4(17' MARKET STREET, (Above Fourth, North Side,) Philadelphia. John Shalfner, Jr. E. S. Ziegler. Theo. Unmet S1IAFFFNER, ZIFGLEER & CO., Successors to SIIAFFNEIt, ZIEGLKR & CO., Importers and Dealcri In Hosiery, CSloves, ISibhons, Suspenders, TUBE ADS, C OMB H , and erory variety of TRIMMINGS AND FANCY GOODS, No. M, North Fourth Street, PHILADELPHIA, PA. Hoots, Shoes, Hats and Caps. W. F. KOISIiESS, JOBBER IN Hats, Caps, Furs, Stra w - O oods 153 NORTH THIRD STREET, 8 9 ly 10 PHILADELPHIA. W. W. Paul. D. J. Hoar. H. L. Hood. A. Trimble. wm. w-: PAUL ' & CO. WHOr.ESALB BOOT AND SHOE WAREHOUSE, 62S Market St. and CI 4 Commerce Street, Philadelphia, Pcnn'a. Musi ca I Inst rum ents. JJUADDUItY'8 AND OTHER 1 I A Ti O S . Taylor Ji Furley't antl E. P. Xecdham it Son's ORGANS AND MELODEONS.- WM. O. FISCHER, Genentl Wliolcsale Apent, 1018 Arch Street and 21 North Eleventh Street, 3 42 6m. PHILADELPHIA ENTEY'S Obttig;o Organs, CI ItEAT INDUCEMENTS offered to Churches X and Sunday Schools. Organs and Melodeons for sale on monthly Instalments, e. m. bhik;e. No.' W North Seventh St., PHILADELPHIA. I S, T. AUGE & CO., Philadelphia, Pa,, J 1M1U Philadelphia Advertisements. Groceries and Provisions. Wholesale Dealers in1 PIS H , AND I i ov i w i o 1 1 h , 114 South ' Delaware Aveune, Below Chestnut Ft., PHILADELPHIA, PA. Agents for Collins, (jlcddcs & Co's Canned Fruits. 1041 tf 8. 15. TAYLOH, WITH WAINWRIGHT & CO. WHOLESALE GROCERS AND TEA DEALERS, North East Corner of 2nd and Arch Street", Philadelphia Pa W. A. Atwood. Isaac W. Kanck. ATW001), RANCK & CO., CoiiiUMiission SlereJiants, inn Wholesale Dealers in all kinds of Pickled and Salt No. 210 North Wharves, above liace Street, S40 6mG PHILADELPHIA, PA. WHOLESALE & GROCERS Jnnnnry 1, 1SC9. Wood and Willow Ware. Wholesale Dealers In CarpjBts, Oil Cloths, Shades, Brooms, Carpet Chain, Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c, And a line assortment of Wood and Willow Ware, No. 313, North Third Street, Philadelphia, Pa. January 1, 18691 lobacco, Seyars, Cc. Tiioma Ronu. A. J. McConkey, ROBB & McCONKEY, Commission Mereliants, And Wholesale Dealers in ' LEAF AND " MANUFACTURED TOBACCOS, SEGARS, SC. Nov 13 North Fifth Street, (Between Market and Arch,) PHILADELPHIA, PA. 1041tf A. B. Cunningham. J. H. Lewars. J. S. Glelni Cunningham,, Gleim & Co., Wholbbalb Dealers Tobacco, Scgars, &c., NO. 408 MARKET STREETj ABOVB VOUBTH, PIIIIiAUEIiPIIIA. HUMOROUS ITEMS. Buy A sel-lisli class Fishmongers. fia?" The easiest riJo to get over A partriJge . tr Query What is the gender of a hydraulic ram. fiiy" Mrs. l'urtington says tho best an ecdote for pizen is nut to take the plaguey ' stuttV fif" An Irish sai!r once visited a city, -where, he said, " they copper-bottomed the tops of their houses with shout lead." 2?" When Haddock's wife kicked him out of bed, he Said, " Look here, now, if you do that it will be likely to cause a coolness iu the family." JttsjT What uuiiual has the greatest amount of brains? The hog of course, for he Ikvs a hogs head lull. " Which can travel tho fastest, heat or cold r" "Why, boat, you dunce ! Can't any body catch eoid '." TtiS A bachelor seeing tho words, ' tianiilies supplied," over the door of a 'np, stepped in and said lie would take wile and two children. J6w W hy are good husbands like ougli '( liecause women knead them and be cause they are tho iiotfor of society. fci)1" ' I tell you what, bir," said a Yankee of his opponent, "that man Ion t amount to a sum in arithmetic ; add lim up, and there is nothing to cany ! JE,a"A fanner being asked if his horses were matched, said, ' Yes, 'hey ire matched lirst rate, one ot them is willing to do all the work, and the other is willing he should." JCSir Ifave you ever broken a horse 1" inquired a horse-jockey. "JNo, not exiietiy, iMinou, "but 1 have broken thive or four wagons." We know that man. ftv.y Au Irishman recently soliloquized, V hut a wante of money to be buying mate, when you- kuow the half of it is bone, winle you can spind it lor whis ky that hasn't a bone iu it." JCf'iF" Does the razor take hold well?" nquired a darkey, who was shaving a gentleman from the country. " Yes," re plied the customer with tears in his eyes, it takes hold lirst rate, but don't let go worth a red ceut. Sf YTou've destroyed my peace of mind," said a detiponuent lover to a tru aut lass. " It can't do you much harm, John, for 'twas an amazing small piece you had, any way," was the quick reply. ficg,, A young divorce-seeking colored woman of Cincinnati, pleaded her own case as follows : "Judge, I can't love dat dar nigger; ho kicked me in de ribs once till ITS loos ened all my insides." Stiff" An affectionate backwoodsman's wife, who looked on while her husband struggled fiercely with a bear, said after ward that it was tho only fight she ever saw in which she did not care which won. H"VA Scotchman: 'went bnco to a law yer for advice, and detailed the circum stances of 'the case, " Have you told the facts as they occurred ?" said the lawyer. " Aye," was the reply, " I thot you wad put the lies into it. Bay Out in Portage, Wisconsin, a Jus tice of tho Peace married a couple tho other day; tho next day, meeting the bride, she asked him " who that fellow was she married f lie had run off with her watch and money, and she wanted to know who ho watj bo she could follow him up. J8 " I would not marry an Eastern man if I had to live au old maid all the days of my life," exclaimed a buxom country lass.- " Why not?" demauded her astonished companions. " JJecause every . paper you pick up contains an account of the failure of the Eastern mails." Kay A merchant in ono of our north ern cities, lately put up un advertisement in a paper, headed : " J3oy. wanted." the next morning he? found a bandbox on his door stop, with this inscription 1 on tho top " How will this one answer 1" On opening it he found a fat, chubby looking epecimon of the article he want ed, warmly done up.in flauneL