The Bloomfield times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, January 11, 1870, Page 7, Image 7

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    Oil)c timce, New Bloomficlb, ?n.
Philadelphia Advertisements.
Hooksellers ami Stationers.
SOWER, RARNES & POTTS,
ISookseller & &ialioners,
Anil Dual on In
CURTAIN
AN I)
WALL-PAPERS,
Noi. MD Market uiul 52:1 Minor Streets,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
irK- Publishers of Sanders' New Readers, ami
Proofs' Ariliniietio.i. Also, ltoiiert's ilislory of
U United stales, i'eltoii'a untune Maps, &e.
ISIjAXU ISO OK 8
Always on hand, and made to Order. 31tf
MILLEIt & ELDER,
ISooksclicii'tt and Miaiioner.s,
BLANK HOOK MANCEA (JTUIlEIiS,
And Dealers in
WINDOW CURTAINS
AND
No. Market Street,
11
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
CHARLES MAGARGE & CO.,
, Wholesale Dealers In
Nos. 30, 32, and 34, South Sixth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Paper any Size, Weight, Color and Quality.
de to order, al short notice. lol41
Writing- llnid !
THIS FLUID is warranted EQUAL to Abnoi.u'h,
and is .sold at inuen less price, The money
'Mil be refunded to tuose buying it, if it does not
rove entirely satistautory.
9. For saie by Mummer, New lilooinlleld.
MILLEli & ELDER,
Solo Agents,
4oU Market Street,
1'hlladelphla.
Banking and Stocks.
BANKING HOUSE
Of
Jay Cooke & Co.,
113 AND 114 SOUTH THIRD STREET,
Philadelphia,,
DEALERS IX ALL
GOVERNMENT SECURITIES.
Old Wanted
IN EXCHANGE FOR NEW.
A LIBERAL DIFFERENCE ALLOWED.
Compound Interest 'otcs Wanted.
INTEREST ALLOWED ON DEPOSITS.
-COLECTIONS made ; STOCKS bought
and sold on Commission.
VST SPECIAL business accommodations re
served for LADIES. 31D1
Glass and Queensware.
A. L. Kauh J. E. Fkkymiue.
li VI It & FRYMIKE,
Importers and Joiwers or
C li i iL a , Glass
AND
QUEENSWA11E,
JOl aud 303, Cherry St., between Arch & Race,
PHILADELPHIA.
ID" Constantly on band, Original Assorted
rBi-nagee. a. v. iy 10
Philadelphia Advertisements.
Drugs, Medicines, Cc.
SIDDALL & MARKLEY,
Wholosalo Druggists,
AND DHALEUS IN
Patent Medicines,
119 MARKET STREET, NEAR FRONT,
Philadelphia, Pa.
4 FULL STOCK of cverthinc: connected with
J.. tlie ImsiniMs, of the best i iuil i t y , and at very
low price. A rood local ton for business, with a
low lent and light expenses, enables us lo oiler in
ducements to buyers, and makes it worth their
while to fsive us a trial.
i'hiladelplua, 3. Stf.
John Lucas & Co.,
Sole and
rni: oxly
M AN IT FACT fit EU3
or THE
IMPERIAL FRENCH,
PURE SWISS GREEN,
Also, Puro
White liCJid and Color
MAKL'FA CTURERS,
Nos, 141 and 143 North Fourth St.,
Philadelphia.
NAVKS LAlSOlt I
' Saves Time !
SAVES JIOEY!
yyAINlUGHT & CO'S
Labor-Saving Soap
Will bo found the best in use. With this Soap
washing may be done with half the labor required
when any other Is used, and the saving in wear to
clothes Is really astonishing. It will cost only Fif
teen Cents to try it, and after that you will use no
other.
SFor sale by all Grocers, and by F. Mortinior,
New lilooinlleld. Fa. 317
" The Fw3i Horso Powders"
ARK
T
UK BEST FOWDEltS In the World for
HORSES,
CATTLE,
HOGS,
OR POULTRY.
They will not only prevent, but will Curodiseases,
and are tho Cheapest, as well as the Viest Horse
1'owders in use. Try them. For sale by Stores and
Druggists generally, and by F. Mortimer, Now
Blooinlield, Fa. &JStf
Worth its Weight in Gold!
rpuiIS Is what everybody who has used it says of
For Itheumatie rains It will give Instant relief
and effect a permanent cure in a short time.
It is also the best remedy In the World for Cuts,
Snrains. llruises aud Burns, and not onlv irivi nlt
prompt relief from pain, but heals without leaving
any scar. All who have tried it, say no PAMii.r
should be without it, lor it Is worth its weight in
gold.
Try a bottle of it ! No cure, No Fay. 317
A. tor sale al i. Mortimer a.
Hardware, ttc.
LLOYD, SUITLEE, & WALTON,
WHOLESALE
HARDWARE HOUSE,
No. 625 Market Street,
Philadelphia.
llii
Philadelphia A d vertlsements.
Iry Goods, Hosiery and Motions.
BARCROFT & CO.,
Importers aud Jobbers
Of Staple and Fancy
DRY - GOODS,
Cloths,
Cassimcrcs,
Blankets,
Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, Sic,
Nos. 405 and 407 MARKKT STREET,
(Above Fourth, North Side,)
Philadelphia.
Thaddeus W. Markley. John Shaffner, Jr.
MARKLEY & SHAFFNER,
Successors to
SHAFFNER, ZI KG LICK & CO.,
Importers and Dealers in
Mosiery,
(aloves,
liibhons,
Suspenders,
THREADS, COMBS,
and every variety ot
TRIMMINGS
AND
FANCY GOODS,
No. 36, North Fourth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Hoots, Shoes, Hats and Caps.
W. F.
JOBBER IN
Hats, Caps, Furs,
Stra av - O-o o cl
s
153 NORTH THIRD STREET,
3 0 ly 10 PHILADELPHIA.
W. W. Paul.
D. J. Hoar.
n. L. Hood.
A. Triuiblo.
WM. W. PAUL & CO.
WHOLESALE
BOOT AND SHOE
WAREHOUSE,
623 Market St. and 614 Commerco Street,
Philadelphia, Penn'a.
Musical Instruments.
JJliADBURY'S AND OTHER
PIANOS,
Taylor it Furley's and B. P. Kcedham & Son's
OKGANS AND MELODEONS.
1FAC a. FISCHER,
General Wtwlctale Agent,
1018 Arch Street and 21 North Eleventh Street,
3 42 Cm. PHILADELPHIA
K STEI'S
Oottng-o Organs,
("1 UK AT INDUCEMENTS offered to Churches
JT and Sunday Schools. Organs and Melodeons
iui Biiio on luoiiiuiv iiisiiiiinuius.
JS. M. HUl'CIC,
No. 18 North Seventh St..
I041tr PHILADELPHIA,
f S, T. AUGE & CO.,
Y Philadelphia, Pa,, J
Philadelphia Advertisements.
Groceries and Provisions.
C. I ItXIdJIIT & ISllO'S,
Wholesale Dealers in
PISH,
Olieose
AND
Provisions,
114 South Delaware Avenne,
Below Chestnut St.,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Agents for
Collins, Gertdes & Co's Canned Fruits.
1041tt
H. IS. TAYLOIt,
WITH
WAINWRIGHT & CO.
VHOLESALE GROCERS
AND
TEA DEALERS,
North East Corner of 2nd and Arch Street?,
Philadelphia Pa
W. A. At wood. Isaac W. Kan-ck.
ATW00D, RANCK & CO.,
Commission Jleroltanls,
AXD
Wholesale Dealers In all kinds of Pickled and Salt
No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street,
3 40GIU6 PHILADELPHIA, PA.
WHOLESALE
AV GROCERS
January 1. 1SG9.
Wood and Willow Ware.
GKAYlSIIili & CO.,
Wholesale Dealers in
Carpets,
Oil Cloths,
Shades,
Brooms,
Carpet Chain,
Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c,
And a line assortment ol
IVood and Willow Ware,
No. 313, North Third Street,
Philadelphia, Pa.
January 1, 1869.
'lobacco, Scyars, tCc.
TnoMAs Roiib. A. J. McConkey.
ROBB & McCONKEY,
Commission Merchants,
And Wholesale Dealers in
LEAF AND MANUFACTURED
TOBACCOS, $ECAB8,C
No. 13 North Fifth Street,
(Between Market and Arch,)
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
1041tf
A. B. Cunningham. J. II. Lewars. J. 8. Gleliu.
Cunningham, Gleim & Co.,
Wholesale Dealers in
Tobacco, Scgars, &c,
NO. 408 MARKET STREET,
AUOVB FOUBTU,
rai 1 1. a i:i.rm a.
32310
HUMOROUS ITEMS.
II ow to make a clean sweep
Wash him.
Biiay Is getting " tight" the result of
" loose habits."
A terriblo bore The inside of a
fifteen inch gun.
CST" Why is dancing like new milk ?
Because it strengthens the calves.
Bgk,To what color docs a flogging
change a boy? It makes him Ydl Oh!
Bb, Some learned exchange wants to
know if it is possible for a " nigger" to
have the white swellm;.
BfaT" Come out here and I'll lick the
whole of you," said an urchin to fwno
sticks of candy in a confectioner's window.
JKir " Want to get married." " Hurry
and be darned," said the squire, and bhut
the window. It was a short ceremony,
but they went to living together as man
and wife.
jg" Somebody describes the absurd ap
pearance of a man dancing the polka, in
in this wise: " Ho looks aa though he
had a hole in his pocket and was trying
to shake a shilling down the leg of his
trousers."
Ef,Tn an old burying-ground at Kirk
Cross, in Shetland, the curious in epi
taphs may read that the death of 1 Daniel
Kobertson, to all appearance a sincere
Christian, was caused by the stupidity of
Lawrence T ullock, who sold him nitre
instead of salts.'
ftg, " Mother," said a little four year
old Carrie, when she came homo, " I have
heard such a smart minister lie stamp
ed and pounded, and made sucli a noise;
and then he got so mad he shook his fists
at the folks, and there wasn't any body
dared to go up and tight him." I
BST" An old lady receiving a letter she
supposed was from one of her absent
sons, requested a neighbor to read it.
lie accordingly began to read, "Dear
mother," then pausing, as the writing
was rather illigible. ' It's from iny
Johnny," exclaimed the old lady. " He
always stuttered."
BStT A Vicksburg gentleman was found
in a neighbor's chicken-coop, with the
head of a pullet sticking out of a hole in
his tall hat. On being asked how the
feathered songster got there, he said :
" The blasted thing must have crawled
up my trousers leg." He was reprimand
ed with a boot.
Bpfi A roaming youth, who declared
that he had made a vast deal of money
in one part of the world and auother, on
being asked what he had done with it
said he had invested it in houses and
lots. On further inquiry it turned out
that he had laid it out in eating house
and loU of rum.
K3" A Prisoner in England, when
called upon by the Alderman for his de
fence, said " I've ordered a lawyer for to
morrow, and I hope your worship will be
so good as to put it oil' till he comes."
" Why, what can your lawyer say about
it ?" " That's what 1 want to know,
your worship," said the prisoner.
fi, During the war of 1812, tin Irish
man, taken from on board an American
vessel, was impressed in the British ser
vice. Notwithstanding his rich brogue,
ho iusisted that he was an' American,
though born in Cork. " How can that
be?" was the inquiry. Pat readily re
joined, " Can't a man bo born in a stable
without being a horse ?"
JGSyA young gentleman, who dors Dot
livo a thousand miles from , was
in the act of popping the question to u
young lady the other evening, when just
at the " witching time" her father cumo
iuto the room and inquired what they
wero about ?
" O !" promptly replied the fair one,
" M was just explaining the ques
tion of annexation to ute, and he is for
immediate annexation." "Well, said
papa, " if you can agree on the treaty,
I'll ratify it."
Bgsjo, One day a resident of some rural
district came to town to buy a pair oi
spectacles, having often heard how a pair
of good glasses improved the . sight.
Having arrived at the shop he inquired
for a pair of first rate spectacles. Tin
shopkeeper handed him a pair and n
newspaper, to try the effect. The coun
tryman said, " No, they would not do."
One pair after another was tried, untiT
tho shopkeeper impatiently said, " Per
haps you can't read at all." " Why, you
fool, do you think if I could read, I woul i,
buy a pair of spectacles ?" and tho indig
nant " rural" left the place instanter.
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