The Bloomfield times. (New Bloomfield, Pa.) 1867-187?, January 11, 1870, Page 2, Image 2
r immmmm l)c imc0, 'Nm SloomficlJr, pa. HOW I WAS SWINDLED. A Dlnmoud Story. ""NLY once, gentlemen," said Mr. V William Henry Baker, "have 1 been deceived. 1 generally keep my eyes open and use tiiem too. Mill, 1 ad mit I wasonce taken in, by as dead a swindle as could be ; 1 am not ashamed to own it. I made money by it, after all, but 1 teas swindled. " It was about a diamond ring. knew the fellow who had it for many years in the way of business. lie was a commercial traveller, and used always to flash this ring about when he came round ou his journeys. A jeweler friend of mine, who happened to be in my office once when Mr. Blook called, asked, I re member to be allowed to examine it : and had pronounced the stones to be diamonds or the purest water, telling me afterwards the ring was worth abut seventy pounds. Mr. Blook's initials were engraved inside the hoop of the ring : ' It. B. ' : and be sides that, it was a ring of peculiar and rather old-fashioned make. Indeed hav ing once seen the ring, uo one would be likely to mistake it for another. Well, Mr. Blook got into difficulties, and went so entirely to the bad, that I never saw or heard anything more of him. But about t770 years afterwards, whilst walk ing down a back street, my eye was taken by a ring exhibited m a pawnbroker s window. ' Mr. Blook's ring,' I exclaim ed directly : ' I'll swear to it.' It was in a tray with a number of very seedy-look ing rings, and was as discolored and dlv- ty as they were. I went into the shop and asked to look at it. luo pawnbro ker, an old Jew, said yesh ; I might see his ringsh, but he didn t know mosh about ringsh hinishelf. They wosh un redeemed pledges, thash what they wash and they wosh all marked at the advanshed upon them with a very shmall overplus for inteersh thash all ho knew. " 1 hero was no mistake about it. It was Mr. Blook's ring, and had his ini tials inside. But how did the Jew get it ! He would soon tell me. Referring to his book, he found that it had been pawned two years ago in the name of Smith." Thash all he knew. Would I buy ? It wosh dirt sheap three pounds twelve ; and cosht him all the mouish !' " Three pounds twelve !' I repeated, thinking he had made a mistake ; for the was worth twenty times that amount 1 '"Well, if it was too dear ho had some sheaper ones, beautiful ringsh, ho dare shay, but he knew so little about ringsh, you slice, exshept that he always advanshed too mosh monish on them. One couldn't understand everything in his bishness, you shee, from flat-ironsh to diamonsh.' " I bought the ring, after beating the Jew down half a crown, partly to pre vent his suspecting its value, and partly well knowing the disposition of the people to oblige him. " I wore the new purchase about, with no littlo inward satisfaction at having bettered a Jew at a bargain. Iu my own mind, I accounted for its coining into his possession somewhat in this way : Mr. Blook must havo sold the ring when in difficulties to sonic one else, it was quite certain that Mr. Blook had not pawned it at the Jew's or Jew would have known its value. The ring must, then, have either been lost by, or stolen from, a subsequent possessor ; and the finder, or thief (whatever it happened to be), be ing iguorant of its value, had taken it "to tho Jew, who knew uo better. " There is a certain commercial club in our town, which I occasionally visit. The members are of a somewhat lively disposition; generally giveu to indulge in that playful style of banter popularly known as ' chaff.' My diamond ring eamo in for a good share of it. I can staud chaff as well as most men ; but I put it to you, if, when you know very well your brilliants are real, it isn't a lit tle aunoying for the chaff of a whole body of people to assume the character of a persistent disbelief in tho value of your jewelry: 1 or instance, tho waiter answers the bell. " ' Did any gentleman ring?' " ' 0, yes,' ono of the members would retort ; " it wa the gentleman with tho paste diamonds.' " Again, there are kinds of sham bril liants known as Irish diamonds and Islo of Wight Diamonds. Tho club (not ono or two members, but tho wholo body) re fused to recognize such distinctions, and insisted on designating the wholo class of shams as ' Baker's Diamonds.' Baker's Paste,' my gems were also denominated. They actually sent mo by post a circular of Some body's Baking Powder, adding to it at the end, whero it says tho public is respectfully cautioned anainst SDurlous imitations, 1 but more jwrliculary a;ainnt a Kpuriou preparation to iteceme the un wary, known us " linker' Paste." Now, after two or three weeks, this became tiresome. Still, I took no notice, and effected not to think the remarks in tended for mo. " hardly know what made me go and call on my friend, tho jeweler. It was not that I had any doubt of the genuine ness of tho diamonds, especially as he was tho very man who had before valued Mr. Blook's ring at seventy pounds. But it had been so dinned into my head they were false that 1 wanted just a for mal confirmation of the estimate he had previously formed of their worth. " ' 0 yes,' said my friend, the jeweler ; ' I recognize the ring again directly. Want to know what it's worth ?' he put it in the scales Well, h'ni about seven-aud-twenty shillings for old gold.' " ' Eh,' said 1, as pale as a turnip. ' Why, didn't you tell me it was worth seventy pounds ?" " ' Yes,' he answered ; when it had diamonds in it not when it was paste.' " Talking the matter over, tho jeweler suggested, that on Mr. Blook getting in to difficulties, the first thing he did was to sell the diamonds out of his riug, and get their places supplied with paste, whilst finally, he had pawned it himself with tho jew, as a paste ring. '"Well, William Henry,' said I to myself, the Jew has jewed you, and the club has chaffed you, and you may con sider yourself trod upon, after the man ner of speaking.' " But the worm will turn. " ' Did the jeweler let out tfiamouds ou trial ?' I asked. " Ho did. " ' Would he have a certain alteration, which 1 suggested made in my ring iu a fortnight's time ?' " He would. "'And keep it secret?' " 1 Certainly, business was business.' " For the whole of that fortnight I never went near tho club; that was prob ably the reason why my appearance at the club-dinner was greeted with such lively sallies about Baker's Paste. One would be wag recommended me. whilst helping a tart, ' to keep my fingers out of the pastry. lJelicving him to intend some obscure allusion to tho gems on my little fiugcr,I thought it time to open fire. " 'Gentlemen,' said I, ' for some weeks I have listened to casual observations iu which the name of Baker has been un worthily associated with paste and pastry. but have refrained from making any re mark, having been (irmly persuaded they could only apply to the industrious trades men employed iu the manufacture of home-baked bread. (Oh, oh !) It now occurs to me that such remarks were in tended in allusion to the riug I wear, a ring, I take this opportunity of in forming you, which, uuliko tho wits who have amused themselves at its ex pense, is indebted for its brilliancy to nature.' ' They hooted me : they heaped oppro brious epithets on the name of Baker : they laughed and talked ui3 down. " ' i Jl bet him five pounds it's paste.' " So I will," said another. " And I.' " And I." " So said eleven of them. " Really, gentlemen," said I, " I am sorry you should take the matter so much iu earnest. All I can tell you. is, I be lieve my ring to be a diamond riug, and this, notwithstanding I will freely admit 1 only paid a very small sum lor it. Ihey laughed and hooted me still more at this admission. They said that settled tho question, and that it was paste. " 1 told thein I didn't think it was. " Well, would I bet? " I would rather not. "Moro hooting. " At length, very reluctantly, I over came my scruples. Tho name of Baker is a name too closely allied to tho gentle bred (arms, four loaves, pnr tciauL quartered crest,'tho doe, levant) to al low it to bo wantonly sullied. I bet. " We adjourned to the jeweler s. " AVithout question they were dia monds ' tho jeweler decided, "and some of the finest he had ever seen." He ought to know, as they wero his property hired by mo for the occasion. . ' Jiileven fives is htty-five, gentlemen." " Having established the value of my ring, aud freed tho name of Baker from suspicion, I paid for the hiro of tho real gems, and had the pasto stoues reset iu their places, believing after all, tho rep utation for diamonds to bo aa good as tho possession of them, and free from the anxiety. " it was talked about, aud noised abroad: it even reached tho littlo back street where the pawn-broker lived. You should have scon him. ', Ileal shtones ! O my heart ? Shcvcn tyfive poundish dead robbery clean gone. O my bootshe and bones ! not to know that f'olksho do shonictimcs come and pawn real diamonsh for pashte, sho ns to havo less intoresh to pay for taking care of their ringsh." O my blushed heart, only think ot'it!" ' Ho came to me. Ho grovelled, and wriggled, and twisted himself before me. He prayed mo to sell him his ring again. " O my tore Mishter Baker, you musht shell, it to mo, or I shall be u ruined old maushe. The time wash not out, and Mishter Smith has come to redeem it, and he shays that it wosh a legacy, aud if he doesh nor get it by Shuturday next he will ruin me eh-belp him, he will. O Mishter Baker, think of it; twenty poundish all iu gold sholid money. Now, my tore what do you shay? thersh a good mansh !" " What did I say? Could I turn a deaf ear to the distress of the old man? Thnro are people who might do it, gentle men, but not people of the name of Ba ker, not W. 11. Maker. 1 certainly did ask him for more money. We compro mised it at last at twenty-two ten, which he paid, part in sixpences aud coppers, and owes me four-pencehalfueunv to this day. " Twenty-two, nine and sovcnpcncc halfpmmy, and fifty-live pounds, is seven-tv-seven. nine. Knven ami I i I h T fr i . , t- paid for the real diamonds; for I bought the ones I had previously hired of the jeweler, and had them set iu a ring the fac-suniic of Mr. Biouk's except that the initials iiisiao are w . II. IS. " That, was the nihi time I was ever swindled gentlemen," Mr. Baker con cluded. Ivory Where it Comes From. npiIE greater share of the ivory of com- JL mcrce is made from the tusks of ele phants; but the hippopot amus, the wal rus, the narwhal, and one or two other large anim als, contributa the supply. The quality of tho ivory procured from other animals is not equal to that of the elephant. There is, however, a great dif ference in the fineness aud value of the tusks of the latter. Those of the large elephants, on the West coast of Africa, arc of superior texture, and very trans parent. The number of animals slaughtered for their ivory is incalculable, and it is esti mated that over four thousand persons annually fall victims to this hazardous pursuit. England, alone, yearly con sumes one million pounds of ivory, the greater part of which id used in the large cutlery establishment of Sheffield. This quantity, at the lowest estimate, requires the destruction of over twenty thousand elephants. Ivory must be properly sea soned before it is fit for use. The straightcst tusks, and those freest from cracks, are considered tho most profitable. An elephant's tusk varies in size from two to ten feet in length, and from twen ty to ono hundred aud eighty pounds in weight. The principal supply of ivory is obtain ed from Calcutta, Bombay, Singapore, Madras, and other East India ports. Tusks are usually imported their full length, and aro afterwards cut into smaller pieces by the workers in this ma terial. In their natural state, tho tusks of elephants are covered with athinriud, and aro generally hollow for a considera ble portion of their length. . Immense deposits of ivory are found in Siberia, imbedded in the ice and sand. During severe tempests these selections are cast up by tho waves of tho sea, and the inhabitants who live on that inhospit ablo coast derive great benefit from gath ering up tho fossil remains thus thrown up by the elements. This fossil ivory is tho tusks of an extinct species of mam moth, and is exported in large quantities to China and Europe. From this pro lific source Russia has obtained her lar gest supply for many years. Tho ivory hunters gather their supplies iu Summer, and iu Wiutcr travel on sleds, drawn by dogs, in quest of a market. Numerous caravans loaded with this precious mer chandize take their way together along the same route. This harvesting of fos sil ivory has been going on for five hun dred years, but now appears to be as in exhaustible as ever. Tho tusks of the mammoth weigh from fifty to two hundred pounds, and are used by manufacturers as a substitute for Af rican ivory. It is said to be of a very bupcrior quality OLD DUGOOD'S DOG. OU) DUG 00 U came into tho bar room tho other day and took a seat among the idlers there assembled. The dog question was under discussion, and alter listening to a few wonderful stories, D ii good chipped iu as follows : ' iow boys, you may talk as you please about the smart thinirs ye hev done, but I can just tell you somethin' that will lay over an ycr stories. " I don't Wet you'll believe a man when he's tellin' ye's truth, but this is as true as the Gospel. " You's all know that big yallar dog of miner ell, that dog is tho smartest dog in the drove. He's an intellectual dog, he is. Now, I know you won't be lieve me, but that ar' dog's been laruin' to sing. ' " Learning to sing? Get out!" in terrupted one of the listeners. " Yes, sir, that's so, every word of it; and 1 II jest tell you how it was. 'Tothcr night wo had singing at our house. You k iow our Sal's been goin' to the siugin' sdiools lately, and she and other gals, and the young fellars what go hev got so they can squawk like the very blazes. And so most every night they meet at somebody's house and practice. " Well, tho other night there was a whole crew on 'em at our house, and they had a big time. Such a scrcechin' and a squallin' and a bellerin' you never heard of in all your lives. You'd hev thought that a whole gang of tomcats had broken loose mid tacklen 'Squire Jones' bull, and were jest heving it hot and heavy. Well, that ar' dog was in the room while they wor singin' arid he was the most interest ed creeter I ever saw. lie watched 'em beatiu' lime and going through their uianuoovers, an' 'peared to understand 'em as well as they did. At first they sang lively tunes you know ; and putty soon, when they got tired of these, they J commenced ou salms and liymes aud oth er serious things. The dog 'peared to like these better than he did tho lively tunes, and sot as close up to 'em as he could while they sung. " At last, the gals coixed Jim Blow hard to sing 1 Old Hundred.' You know what an old tearin' bass voice Jim has. When he commenced, tho dog began to get dreadfully interested. lie pointed his nose right up at the eeilin', aud every time Jim came to the low notes he'd sort er howl." " Who? Jim?" " No, blast you, the dog. Blowhard he sang away for awhile, and jest then he turned round and kinder bit his hind legs." " Gosh a mighty ! What, Blowhard ?" " No, you all-fired fool you, the dog of course. Then says I to the old woman ' Nancy Jane,' scz I, ' you jest bet your boots t hat dog's got something in his head.' And Nancy Jane, sez she, ' You git out I shan't do it.' Just then tiie dog picked up. somethin in his mouth and bolted out of the room quickcr'n a streak. I didn't pay much attention to it aud nobody ejse noticed. " When Blowhard finished, all the gals crowded round him aud commenced flat tering him, when suddenly we all heard a noise. It was the orl'ullest mixed up noise ever anybody hoard. Everybody was scared nearly to death. Six of the gals fainted away in Blowhard's arms all at once. They wor haugin' on to him from all sides, like string beans to a pole. Blowhard sot still for a moment or two; it was more huggin' than he could stand, and ho wilted right off his seat onto the floor aud tried to crawl under tho sofa. Before ho got mor'n his head and shoul ders under, the gals all camo to and caught him by tho feet and tried to pull hi in out. Blowhard held on to the sofa legs and bellowed murder ; and tho gals screeched, aud some on 'cm ran around the room nineteen times iu a minuit before they could anything else to faint faint onto. " I picked up a candle and rushed into tho back yard with two or threw of the spunkiest men, and what do you think that intellectual old dog was doin' ? He'd got a music book spread out before him, and was beatin' time with his tail on a tin-pan and a howliu' 4 Old Hundred' like all possessed !" E6fL.lt chanced one gloomy day in the month of December, that a good-humored Irishman applied to a merchant to dis count a bill of exchange for him at rather a long, though not an unusual date; aud tho merchant having casually remarked that tho bill had a great many days to run. "That's true," replied tho Irishman, " but then, my honey you don't consider how short the days aro at this time of tho year," A Bright Clowu. Henry IV., of Franco, was fond of playing practical jokes on his subjects, but he sometimes found bright peasants who were quite ready to take off tho joke ou their side. Hero is a specimen : Henry IV.,of France, being out oneday limiting, lost his party, and was riding alone. Observing a country fellow stan ding upon a gate, apparent on the watch, he asked him what he wVjookiug for. "I've come here," says he, "toKec the kil," W 'Get up behind me,' replied th?vjfiarch, "and I will soon conduct you to tho place where you will be sure to see him." Hodge, without any scruples, mounted, but as they were riding along ho put tho sagacious question : "They tell me he's got a power of lord with him ; how may a body know which is him?" The king replied that ho would be able to distinguish him by seeing all his attendants take off their hat3, while he himself remained uncovered. Soon after they joined the hunt, when all the circle, as may well be expected. were greatly surprised to see the king so oddly attended. When they wero arrived, his Mainstv. turning to the clown, asked him if he thought he could tell which was tho king. " I don't know," said he; "but faith, it must be one of us two. for we've both II UU uui uuis UIJ, His Dream. rildE EMPEROR CHARLES V.hav X ing one day lost himself in tho heat of the chase, and wandeiinr in the fur. est far from his train, after much fatigu j in trying to hnd a route, came at List to a solitary ale-house, where he entered f. refresh himself. Ou comins in ho saw four men, whose mien presaged him no good; he, however, sat down and called for something. These men pretended to sleep, one of them rose, and, approaching the emperor, said he had dreamt that he took his hat, and accordingly took it oft". The second saying he had dreamt ho had taken his coat, took that also. The third, with a little prologue, took his waistcoat'. juiu tne iourtn,witn much politeness, said no nopcu tnero would be no objection to his feeling his pockets ; and, seeing a chain of gold about his neck,wheuce hung his hunting horn, was about to take that too, but tho ouipcror said, "Stop, my friend, I dare say you cannot blow it : I will teach you." So, putting the horn to his mouth, ho blew repeatedly and loud. His people who searched for him. lmnrd the sound, and entering the cottage, wero surprised to seo him in such a garb. liero aro lour lellows," said the empe ror, " who have dreamt what they please: I must now dream in my turn." Sitting down and shutting his eyes for a little while, he then started up, saying, " I havo dreamt that I saw four thieves hanged :" and immediately ordered hi dream to be fulfilled, the master of the inn, being compelled to bo their execu tioner. A Cool Thief. A COOLER pickpocket than is spo ken of in Stuttgard, was never seen. He was an obsequious little man, who" offered his services to his victim, to show him the lions of the city, but the other refused tho oner. The oflicious person age, however, was not offended, but po litely asked him what o'clock it was. 1 he other answered that he did not know. as his watch had stopped, and continued his walk toward the Museum of Natural History, which ho entered. lie had uot been there many minutes before the same person came up to him, with the air of au old acquaintance, and offered him a piuch of snuff. This Mr. W declined. saying ho was uo snuff-taker, aud walked away; but some minutes alter, having a presentiment of something being wron'r. ho felt for his snuff-box, but instead of it a piece of paper in his pocket, on which was written, " As you aro no snun-taker. you do not require a box." lie thought tho logic of his unknown acquaintaueo rather impertinent, and resolved to bear bis loss like a philosopher ; but what was his amazemcut when, a few moments af ter, ho discovered that his watch had also disappeared, and in his other pocket was another uote, in tho following words : ".As your watch does not tell the hour, it would be better at tho watchmaker's than in your pocket." It is unnecessary to say that ho never heard any further tidings of tho two articles, I,