l)c times, New BlooinftcID, 3n. 7 if - ' ' I 1 1 1 ' ' . Philadelphia Advertisements. I Philadelphia AdrorHsomfnt" i ii,ti,iAii.i. '. i i Booksellers ami Stationers. am Ell, JiARNLS & potts, ISooIieIlei'.4 Slatioiici'M, And IXnleri In CURTAIN WALL.PAPERS, ' tin. I f.-n f! ui i. Sui. 5'j.l M irkei iin.l 5ij Minor Street, I'll I LA DELP1IIA, 1'A. .l'libllshers of Sander (' New Headers, ami Itr.MKs Antimietic-t. Also. It .ucrt'.s flu or i f I lie lulled Stales. 1'eltou's OutUV.NIap,; e !.'5 11 Si A 3f 2i XSOOKS Always on hand, and made to Order. 31 tf MILLER & ELDER, Bookseller and Slaiionerc, 11LAXK JSOOK MA XVEA VTCliEJtS, And Dealers In WINDOW CURTAINS AND WALL PAPER, No. 400, Market Street, 11 PHIL A DELPHI A, PA. CHARLES MAUAIIUE & CO., Wholesale Dealers in Nos. 30, 32, and 34, South Sixth Street, PHILADELPHIA, PA. H r.incr :itiv fi'jn iv.:., .... ... i made to order, at short notice.'- ""'r W, i i-oooiax's and is sold at niueli ess pi ce. The inoiiev will be. refunded to those buying i if it do i 111 prove entirely satisfactory 1 9- For salt! by F. Mortimer, New Iiloomlleld. MILLER & ELDEJt, Solo Agents, 430 Market Street, 23031 Philadelphia. ' Banking and Stocks. BANKING HOUSE Of Jay Cooke & Co., 113 AND 114 SOUTH THIRD STREET, Philadelphia, BKAI.EUS IX ALL UOVERNMEXT SECURITIES. Old 5-aOs Wanted IN EXCHANGE FOR NEW. A LIBERAL DIFFERENCE ALLOWED. Compound Interest Xotes Wanted. INTEREST ALLOWED ON DEPOSITS. W COLECTION8 made i STOCKS bought and sold on Cominisbion. t-if SPECIAL business accommodations re served for LADIES. siyi Glass and Queensivare. . L. Kacd j. E.Fbbvmiiie. KAUK fc FRYMIKE, Imi'oiitehs and Jobbers or Oli in u , O-1 si h AND QUEENSWARE, 301 niid 303, Cherry St., between Arch & Bucc, PHILADELPHIA. ID" Constantly on hand, Original Assorted Packages. 3. 9. ly 10 . . .. ; "''Viamerusciiiente. Miiladelplila Advertisements. Drugs, Medicines, ,lc. WRIGHT & SIDDALL, wholesale Druggists,! DllY - GOODS, 11 AND DKAI.KRS 15 Patent Medicines, 119 MARKET STREET,-NEAR FRONT, Philadelphia', Pa. A ri'l-I' STOCK of worthing connected with J TL I he business, of the hest (iialitv. and at vcrv low prices. A good locution for business, with a low rent, and light expenses, eniibies us to offer In ducements to buyers, and makes It worth their while to give us a trial. I'lii'.adelpliia!. Stf. John Lucas & Co., .Sole and THE ONLY MANVFACTVKliKS w Tim IMPERIAL FRENCH 'I AND PI1RP CUfKC f. D r r Fl , v . l 1 J J U II 6 6 H i Also, Puro While Load and Color MANUFACTURERS, Nos, 141 and 113 North Fourth St., Philadelphia. SAVES 1.AISOI& ! Saves Time ! SAVES MOXEY! -yyAINItlClHT & CD'S Labor-Saving Soap Will bo found the best In use. Willi this Soap washing may be done with half the labor required when any other is used, and the saving in wear to clothes Is really astonishing n will cost only Fif teen ("cuts to try It, and after that you will use no other. S- For sale by all Grocers, and by F. Mortimer, New Iiloomlleld, Fa. 317 " Tho Red Horsa Powders" akh . . rjTIHE niCST VOW-DICKS in the World for HORSES, . . CATTLE, HOGS, OR POULTRY. They will not on1.vprevent,bntwlll(!iirediseases and are the Cheapest, us well as the best Horse Powders In use.. Try them. ForsiilehvStorcsand Druggists geiKsrallv. and by F. Mohtimeh, New Iiloomlleld, I'a. 33l)tf Worth its Weight in Gold ! rJIHIS Is what everybody who has used it says of XESMITItt'S LIXIJIMT. For lUieumatle rains it will give Instant rollef and elleeta perinaneiit cure in a short time. It Is also the best remedy in the World for Cuts, Sprains, Hrulses and l$urns, and not only giving prompt relief from pain, but heals without leaving any sear. All who have tried it, say no family should be without it, for It is worth its weight in gold. Try a bottle oMU No cure, No Fny. 317 3- For sale at R Mju'tiumr's. Hardware, ' fr . LLOYD, SUPPLEE, & WALTON, WHOLESALE HARDWARE HOUSE, No. 025 Market Street, Philadelphia. Dry Goods, Hosiery and Aotious. BAHCROFT & CO., Importers and Jobbers Of Staple anil Fancy . Cassimercs, Blanket1?, Linens, White Goods, Hosiery, &c, Nos. 4ft' and 40" MAIiKICT STHKUT, (Above Fourth, North Side,) Philadelphia. Tliaddeus W. Markley. John Shaftnor, Jr. MARKLEY Sc SHAFFNEB, Successors to SlIAFFNEli, ZIIXil.KU & CO., Importers and Dealers In I2o5ory, loves, Ilihboiis, .SiisjK'iHlers-, THREADS, COMBS, and every variety of TRIMMINGS AND FANCY GOODS, No. 3fi, North Fourth Street, PHILADELPHIA, PA. .Boots, Shoes, Hats and Caps. W. F. KOIBILEIt, JOBBER IN Hats, Caps, Furs, AND Straw - Good s 153 NOr.TII THIRD STREET, 3 9 ly 10 PHILADELPHIA. W. W. Paul. D. J. Hoar. II. L. Hood. A. Trimble. WM. W. PAUL & CO. WHOLESALE BOOT AND SHOE WAREHOUSE, 023 Market St. and 014 Commerce Street, Philadelphia, Pcnn'a. Musical Instruments. JKADIJUKY'S AND OTHER rujfos. UUylor .f tXirley't and K. P. Xctrthaw ii Son't ORGANS AND MELODEONS. n-M a. 1'iscnEii, General Wioleaal A(ent, 1018 Arch Street aiul 21 North Eleventh Street, 3 42 Gin. PHILADELPHIA E S TE Y S OottllffO Ol'g'fl.llH, GREAT INDUCEMENTS olTered to Churches and Sunday Schools. Organs and Melodeons for sale ou monthly Instalments. E. M. BltlKJK, ,,. No. 18 North Seventh St., IWltt 1'HILAUELVIIfA. I S. T. AUGE &'C0,, Mj Philadelphia, Pa., J Groceries and rrorislons. AVliolcsalo Dealers in P I S II , Clicewe AND Xi'o vi io 1 1 ssi , 114 South Delaware Avenue, Helow Chestnut St., PHIL A DELPHIA, PA. Agents for Collins, (Jcddcs & Co's Cnnncd Frnits. 104 It f S. 15. TAYJLOit, WITIt WAINWRIGHT & CO. VH0LESALE GROCERS AND TEA DEALERS, North East Corner of 2nd and Arch Street?, Philadelphia Pa W. A. Atwood. Isaao W. Hanck. ATW00D, 11AXCK & CO., Coiiiinissioii ZTIereliaiits, AND Wholesalo Dealers In all kinds of Tickled and Salt FIS II , No. 210 North Wharves, above Race Street, 3 40 Cmfl PHILADELPHIA, PA. WHOLESALE January 1, 1S03 Wood and Willow Ware. Wholesale Dealers In Carpets, Oil Cloths, Shades, Brooms Carpet Chain, Batting, Wadding, Twines, &c, And n lino assortment of Wood and Wllloiv Ware, No. 343, North Tlilsd Street, Philadelphia, Pa. January 1, 1869. 'lobacco, Scaurs, Cc. Thomas R01111. A. J. JIcCo.nkey. ROBB & McCONKEY, Comitiission Mcrehaiils, And 'Wliolesiilo Dealers in LEAF AND MANUFACTURE!) TOBACCOS, SEGABS, SC, No. 13 North Fifth Street, (Between Market and Arch,). PHILADELPHIA, PA. 1041tf A. B. Cunningham. J. n. Lewars. J.8.Glolm. Cunningham, Gleim & Co., "Wholesale Dealbks in Tobacco, Scgars, &c, NO. 408 MARKET STREET, ABOVB FOUI1TH, PIIII.A1EMMIA. 83310 ' HUMOROUS ITEMS. a The following if read us now punctuated, is nonsenee ; but with n little change in tho punctuation, not only makes good senso but good rhyme. I saw a pigeon making bread ; 1 saw a girl composed of thread; I saw a towel one mile square; I saw a meadow in the air; 1 saw a locket walk a mile; 1 saw a pony make a llle; I saw a blacksmith In tt i,0x; I saw an orange kill an ox; I saw butcher made of steel; I saw a penknife dance n reel ; I saw a sailor twelve feet high ; I saw a ladder In a pie; I saw an apple fly away; I saw a sparrow making- hay; 1 saw a farmer like a dog; I saw a puppy mixing grog; I saw three men who saw them too. And will conllrni what I tell you. 6aTlio most elTe3tin specimen of amatory poetry that has come to our no tice is the followiti": O When old Carlow sits on Sally's chair Oil 1 don't I wish that I were there; When her fairy lingers pat his head, Oh I don't I wish 'twas me instead. When Sally's arms his neck Imprison, Oh 1 don't I wish my neck was hls'n ; When Sally kisses Callow's nose, ' Oh! don't I wish that I were those. BfS- If a cat doth meet a cat upon a gar den wall, and if a catdotli greet a cat oh I need they both to w,uall '( Every Tommy has Ins Tabby, waiting on the wall, and yet she welcomes his approach by tin un earthly yawl. And if a kitten wish to court upon the garden wall, why don't he sit and sweetly smile and.- not stand up and bawl, and lift his precious back up high, and show his teeth and moan, as if twere colic more than love that made tho " feller groan ? e?-At a dinnerparty, Erskine wa8 seated near Miss Henrietta com monly called Miss Ileunie ! who had been celebrated for her beauty but was then somewhat past the meridian of hie. " Ihey say you are a great man for making puns," said Miss Hennic to the wit; ''could you make a pun on me?" ' Ah, Ilcnnie," was the cruel rejoinder "yo aro uo chicken !" ' 1A temperance lecturer, descant ing on the superior virtues of cold water remarked: " When tho world had be! come so corrupt that tho Lord could do nothing with it, he was obliged to give jl a thorough sousing in col(l water?' " les," replied a toper present, but it kilted every critter on tho face of the earth." B5Su Brown had been in lovo with a young lady and asked permission to call her by tho expressive name of some ani mal, which was granted on condition that she should have the same privilige On leaving. Brown said, Good-night, deer." Good-night, bore," said she. Brown hag ladies glVCn UP th comPany of joung J5-An Irishman was bound over by a police magistrate the other day to keep the peace towards all Her Majesty's sub jects, as the bonds always run "All right, yer honor," replied Pat: I'll ob serve the bond ; but God help the first foreigner I get my hands on." BSiA, Dr. West whoso first wife wa Experience, daughter of Consider How- say that ho had learned from lo,,g Ex perieme that it was a capital thing to be married." s . A man called another an extor tioner, for suing him. Why, my friend ' replied the man who brought the suit, "I did it to oblige you" "To oblige me, indeed how so ?" Why, to oblige you to pay me." b An Irishman in tho way of illus tratmg tho horrors of solitary confine ment, stated that out of one hundred per sons sentenced to endure this punishment for hfe, only fifteou survived it. H5T " Patrick, why do you write such a large hand?" "Sure, yer honor, if to me owld mother, who i very deaf, and 1 in writing her a loud letter." Iter A prisoner was examined in court and contradicted himself. "Why do you lie so ?" asked tho judge. Uavn't you a lawyer ?" B-If a gentleman marries, the lady must be won before they arc married afterward they are both ono! A romance" of tho middlo ogea An old maid's lovo letter.
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