A EERIER OF REMARKABLE ADVEN. TERM& By QUttri, It wos ,my great-grandiatinir, rthijith Quill, mariner, who related thks• extraordinary story one evening to a circle of his friends iu the bar room of the Eagle Dote!, Darby. Abijah Quill, any great-grandfather, was a wan of honor, and there can be no doubt that his stateinents are strictly true. lily great-grandfather had a white oak leg; recollect that. You understand," said • he, " that about fifty years ago, 1 was a sailor orl board of the bark 'Sally Straddles,' which was cruising around in the Indian Ocean trying to find her way back to the United States of America. Well, you know, we kept fooling ..around .and going nowhere in particular for thaw or foul• weeks, sometimes taking a hurricane, and a ()mobiles a dead calni, for a change, and nothing happening to make things lively. One day, however, white the captain was sitting in Lis cabin ciphering' out the-exact extent 'of his individual capacity as a whisky absorber r all of a sudden he heard a thundering, 'knock on the bottom of the ship." " Come in," says he. But nobody appeared; so,' after waiting a bit, he makes an observation of the skylight through the bottom of his tumbler, and says: "All right; stay out then." This skipper, you understand, was .a man who was easily satisfied. You couldn't bother him much. But in about twenty minutes in comes the mate and makes the remark that the captain bad better come down in the bold, as there was something very queer sticking •up through the planks. So the captain and he went down, and there was the bill of a sword-fish, about four feet long, fast in the planks. Nobody knew what it was, and the captain said : " Very singular; who rammed this thing in here 1”' . 6, What's the good of it, anyway ?" .asks the mate. "shiver my timbers if I know," says the Captain. "It might do to open oysters on," suggested the mate. ' • ",les' so," says the captain; "we'•ll.go fishing for oysters to open on it to-morrow." With that the captain walked off, and ntf body paid any more attention to it. Three or four days afterwards the mate went to the captain, and sayS he : "Cap., don't you notice that the water's nearly up to our bulwarks?" "Yes," says the captain ; "I wonder what's the reason." "Perhaps there's an extra high tide to-day," suggested the mate. "Or maybe t.heie's been a freshet some where," said the Captain. "It may be that the ship's leaking," put in the mate. "So it may. I never thought of that," said the captain. Sure enough that ship had been leaking at the rate of a barrel a minute ever since the sword-fish struck her, and the captain hadn't more than got the words out of his mouth be fore she foundered, and went down with every soul on board but me, who just had time to jump into the jolly boat and row off. And so there 1 was on the raging ocean in an open boat, and didn't know which way to go. But I didn't care a cent, and I just hoisted the sail, and laid down and went to 'sleep, deter mined to let her rip which ever way she pleased. I was waked by the shock made by the boat striking against something. I got up and looked over, and there was a sand bank just three feet long and two and a-half feet wide. I disembarked immediately, and made myself AB much at home as if I hadn't been in a strange land. After thinking awhile I made up my mind that I had got to live there, and I might as well he comfortable. Sol just took my hatchet and knocked the boat to pieces. Then I built a first-rate boitse out, of the planks, and felt as snug as yon please. • , : My residence here had some disadvantages. In the first place, there was not much room to take a stroll, and then there didn't seem much chance to go into agriculture to any great ex tent. However, there I was, and so I didn't grumble about the inconveniences. I deter mined, to sell the old island out to the United titates uf America the very first chance I got, too I sttifeyed it, and drew out a map of it,with 'all the physical peculiarities of the place marked upon it.. And then I got up a government of my own, and when election day came around I went and voted like a good citizen, and was never challenged once. Occasionally I would bold a mammoth mass-meeting .of all the patriots on the Island, and once I tried my all fired best to get up a political riot,but it proved, a failure. I did, however, make several first,- class speeches, in which I alluded to the threatened destruction of our free institutions, and called upon the whole population to rally to the .defence of their liberties. And then I always rallied to the defence of my liberties. I declared war once, but it didn't seem to take. But .one day, while in the midst of making a fervidmrationott the nuances; - a - waterspout happened to come along, and the first thing I knew I was in its grip, whirling and tossing about one hundred feet In the air. I must have traveled in immense distance, for when I began to.come down I saw I was right over a splendid, , fertile country.. I fell. ' Hight underneath me were a parcel of Inn doos, dressed in half a yard of muslin apiece, all standing around a chief, who was letting himself out in a war dance. It so happened that 1 tumbled right on top of the old boy's skull, dashed his brains out, and reduced him to an inanimate clod in less than a minute. All the otber heathens they thought I was one of their gods, because 1 apparently came out. of the oks,.and so they all stood around in a ring, and begunl bowing to me -46 Good morning," said I, thinking they only meant to be polite. Still they nodded. •' Yes, it is pleasant . weather," I said, not - understanding them. Then they ,nodded larder. " Thank you, Nery well ; how are -you?" And their heads bowed. more than ever. " Excuse me, did youtspeak ?" I . said to one gray-haired old cannibal in a pocket-haudker ishief and wristbands. 'No use. They kept on bowing. Then I tw), to understand that they were.avorship ling, the, so I put on a few ,airs that I, thought might be becoming ht a papn deity, and strut ting about, I belted three or ,four of them overthe frontispiece with a dub. Theyseemed to enjoy it. , '• too I went up to the sacred dwelling-house, and tazde myself a good deal at home ;for aboutilx months. - - Youlve no ideawhat a first-class - Brahmx..l make atixan• I start out to try. ' • • . Afters while the' priests came, and:wanted to know if I wouldn't go out and take a rule on the hob , swing, just to oblige the people. "Ah you've got to do, ".said they, A' is.to ..raa a east irori„hook through the small of ; your back, and swing around as eoinfortable as•yotz 'please."' ' . can't seoit," said I. "It always maltO me dtrzy to .swing. " "Well,. then,:let ne take yon down, and mother you nicelyand religiously tit Ate con secrated tnud af the throgf7s." "I believe I won't imalolge," s4yB I ; "I 4;he per tae for 044 c ., Jittip punctilios." TSB DMUS", wirmrso BPIALETIR — PHILADOLPIIIA, SATUR nA Y. ,141 A RC a 5, 1)370.7 - TRIII4E SHEET. " Well, at least yen Will lay' doWn and let' the car of Juggernaut run over you, and mash you up into a jelly, won't ..yrou?' ; ! urged the priests. I think- not this. mOrnifig. : The., neble pagan god feels na if it 'wouldn't . agree with him." "Our gracious!" said they, "you must do something or.other. Well, then, spOse'n you just stand on one leg for twenty years, or clench your hand until your grow through baek , Of fit.' "if 1 do, hang inc.., Yon must think I'm a jackass, don't yon,?" said 1, for 1 felt mad. " This will never do," said the priests, "let us seize Lim anti throw him into the river, so as the sacred alligator can thaw him up." So they grabbed me, and took me down to . the river, and heaved me overboard.. But I kicked so that the sacred' crocodile go scared, and never touched inn. So I lust swam across and seized a boat, and sailed out to sea, determined to leave that benighted heathen lafid forever ! ' All went well , enongh 'for seveial months,durL ing which time I lived on fish and • drank rain water, until one day, when just within sight of land, 1 was lying down in the thwart of the boat dabbling my toes in the water. The first thing 1 knew a shark.sbot up, clapped his jaws onto my wooden leg,:and hauled me rout of the boat into the ocean before I had time to think. 1 soon found that the fish bad jammed his teeth into the oak wood so tight that he couldn't get them out again.. • - . . So 1 had'that tild'shark right,' Of comae. He pulled one way and I pulled the other, but I was the stronger, and in a short time I landed him high and dry on the beach. While I was busy unhinging his jaws, who should come along but a squatty littte man who says, says he : " Trliwtiptg dggnypp trmll." " Yes, I am rather:wet,", says I, thinking I might venture almost auy remark on an ob servation like that. " Gwrillnpg dbllngx whnt," he said, with a serene smile. " I believe not," says I, "I am rather too tired for that." Bllgghgbw mlly hmptgp dnrrgpp 11," was what this mate said. ----" Abijah Quill's 'my - name, America's ' my nation," I remarked, " if that's what you want to know. • "Kwinppgllt Ondrrgllwnnd pttlrilwinutig," says this man: • - " Well," 848 1, "I don't care if! do, as long as you insist - on it. I'll take ruin and sugar with the chill Then the man in despair pulls a school atlas out of his vest pocket, and points to the map of Great Britain. I understood it right away. I was in Wales, and that was the reason he never used any vowels inlis conversation. And this fellow, you knoW; treated me all right, and sent me to Liverpool, where I got on board a ship and came home, and here I am. "And: -now," says my great-grandfather, " you take I"' " BUFFALO BILL." How Ile was Killed. [From the White Vine News.] Levi . ,laizel was buried at Eureka, Wednes day afternoon. The particulars of his death, given in the News yesterday morning, were in correct in some respects, and the story of the tragedy partakes of the comic. It seems that Buffalo Bill (although his own name. was Levi) "had a partner.' This partner (whose name we have been unable to learn) and Bill had followed the Flying Dutchman from, the termination of the trial fbi the right of pos-' session of the wagon on Tuesday morning until the shooting took place in the afternoon. In the afternoon the Dutchman drove up in front of a saloon in which Bill and his partner were drinking, when the pair came out and de manded a mule from his team. The de mand was refused when Bill's partner drew a six-shooter and " welit " for the Dutchman, who took to his heels, his own pistol being inside the wagon, near the back end. Pursued and pursuer., dashed around-the wagon a few times, when the Dutchman flew the track and ran into a saloon. Bill and his partner, having now a clear held, went to work taking the mule out of the harness. While they were thus engaged, the Dutchman slipped out of the saloon, got to the back of the wagon, and was just getting hold of his pistol when partner discovered him. The partner darted for him again, thinking to have another race; but just as he turned around the hind wheel of the wagon, pistol in band, the Dutch nntn let him have it in the arm, and his pistol dropped. A crowd rushed out and seized the wounded man, leaving the Dutchman free,who then ordered Bill away from the mule. Bill Stepped back live or six iteps,when everything be came quiet. During this lullthe Dutchman "got his mad up," as only a'Duteliman can, and; feeling that he had not given sufficient vent to his pent-up wrath, he stepped up to one of his own mules and dealt him a blow on the hind quarter with the six-shooter. The weapon glanced, and just as the muzzle came in con tact with tbe Dutchman's abdomen, the charge exploded, the powder burning a large black list across his abdomen, the ball passing through hiS clothes and striking Butlalo Bill just above the heart. Bill stood motionless for a _moment, with an., expression- -of - - intense" agony on his countenance, then clasped one band upon his breast, and sank upon one knee, then upon the other, leaned to one side, and fell over dead. Some of his friends rushed for the body and seized his feet, but it was too late—he died with his boots on. A Theatrical Bore. Our attention is frequently called to un fledged readers and amateur players, whom we are requested to bear and see and frequently praise. These persons usually appear in en tertainments which are given for the cause of charity, and which, therefore, are not the 'proper subjects of criticism; for charity is one, of the noblest of causes, and all defects should be overlooked in work that is done hilts be half. To invite critical consideration under such circumstances is to act with 'equal justice and presumption. We desire to protest against being victimized in this manner. if young ladies and gentlemen, lit-. terly incompetent to read and to act, will persist in making themselves ridiculous before their acquaintances, it would seem to be pru dent for• them to do so without challenging the attention of the press. Humility is a virtue. We commend it to the boys and girls who think that their souls are on fire with the genius of Kean and Siddons. Experiments • in acting, flourish best in obscurity. To put a hump on your back and call yourself "Richard" is-not to play the part. The ability to act' is very rare. The desire to act'is very common. And the ability and desire are not identiCal. Young persons who mistake in themselves the • latter for the fernier make one of •the saddest of all mistakes. That mistake, we have reason to know, is often made, and• is .far too often encouraged by the injudicious praise' of partial . friends. The results, likewise, we 'have frequently observed.; a warped character; a broken career;, bitter brooding over unful filled ambition on the one hand, or the dotoivms life of a stage "stick," on the other. The alternative is not inviting, and we, for our part, shall certainly decline to help anybody into 13 nch a dilemma. Resides, we have to see and tolerate bad acting enough on the regular stage, :without enduring the callow incompe, item of young ladies and gentlemen, to whoni 'dean ds . and feet are an unmanageable burden, and who move about before the footlights in spasms either of lndicrons terror or still more inilierons IVOlrkei AtlitiPonied 'to Wycliffe. A London paper says: In the valuable, and important libraryof Mr.: Jam.* Dixi . ofßilstol o : comprising an extraordinary of rare. English , 13ltiles early •',Testatdehifs, &c., Which4as sold orr'Friday and 'Saturday among other rarities were the following: Wyclifle's "Consolations for Troubled Con seiences ;Tr 10mo., blue morocco, gilt edge, n. d., but printed by Robert Redman, circa 1527 ; excessively rare and presumed to be unique; as no other copy 'can be traced in any public or private library : —.lloo. Wycliffe's Clvde, Pater Noster and Ave Ma ria, with explanations ; black letter, .fine copy, 16m0., in blue morocco, extremely rare, if not unique; "Imprynted' at London, in Flete strete, next to Saynte Dunstone's Churche, at the syghe ofßie George; by ? Rohert Redman, n;ti" hut Circa 1527 ;" of this work no other copy is known-1100. "Small Pagines to the Common People ;" Wycliffe's version, black letter, 16mO ; fine copy in blue morocco, extra; excessively rare, if not unique ; "Printed by ue, litibert Redman, n. d.,circa 15:32" ; this work, in a - MS., formerly blbagiiag to Archbishop Tenisoi, is ascribed to Wycliffe,but if we are to believe Foxe (Book of Martyrs, first edition, 1563, p. 433), was drawn up by Gatrick for Archbishop Thorlsky. His. worifo arC; Thorisby (a inistake for Sir John Thoresby), Archbishop of Yorke, didde draw a treatise in englishe by a worshipfull clercke, whose name was Gatrike,,in.the whiche were contained the. `articles of beleve, the VII deadlye- siiiries;'the VII. workes of mercy, the X. commande mentes, and sent them in small pagines to the common people to learne it and to knowe it." No other copy is known—Xloo. . 4 , Testament of Moyses, with prayers of holy fathers, patriarches, prophetes, judges, kynges, men and women of holy conversacyon, of the Apostles, also of ey,tkel. Testament ;" black let ter, ICMo, line, copy,. in blue Mori:week, extra gilt edge, excessively rare, if not unique; "Printed by me, Robert Redman, n. d., circa 1532.". This is the only_ portion of the . Holy Scriptures purely of Wycliffe'S 'Version, printed for the use of the people. It seems to have been totally unknown to Lea Wilson, Dr. Cotton, and all other , biblical collectors. No mention of it is Mad‘in JOhnson's list of books printed by Redman. The Bodleian and other public libraries have been searched in vain fir. a copy, and it is, therefore, presumed to be unique-1100. • • REAL ESTATE SALES ORPHANS'_ Sale.—Estate of John W. Grigg, dec'd.—Thornas & thins, Auctlaneers. Very valuable business tbeation. Two verY deeirable lots, Non. 12 and 14 North Fourth street, above Market street. Pursuant to an order of the Orphans' Court for the city and county of Philadel phia, will tie sold at public side, without reserve, on Tuesday. March 15, 1879, at 12 o'clock, noon,at the Phila delphia Rxehange, the following described property, bite 1/1 Join W. Grigg, teCe/I9Vli : No. I.—All that lot of gre nail. sit oats on the west side of Fourth etreet. 82 feet north of Market street, N 0.12 ; thence extending norther and along Fourth street Id feet 11l inches : thence on a line at right angles with Fourth Street 79 feet 4 indica ; thence south 4 feet 5 inches ; thence east 3 feet 10 inches ; thence south 4 feet fr inches; thence east 10 feet 9 inches ; thence south 6 feet 7 inches ; thence run ning east 84 feet 9 inches to the place of beginning. The brick store situate upon this lot was recently destroyed by tire, and there is now nothing upon the lot but a por tion or the walls. . . No. that lot of ground situate on the west side of Fourth street, 98 bet 13 inches north of 2darl,tet street, No. 1.1; thence extending northwardiy along Fourth street 18 feet Ai 'inches, and iu depth westward 132 feet inches. The brick mere situate upon this lot was recently destroyed by 'fire, and there is now nothing upon the lot but n portion of the walls. A brief of title may be examined at the auction rooms ten days previims to sale ET Clear of all incumbrance. -Tertna--.SIOO will be required to be paid on each of the properties artful time of sale; and two third's of the pur chore may remain nn mortgage. By the Court, JOSEPH MEGARY, Clerk 0. C. , GEORGE W. BIDDLE, CHARLES B. DUNN, Executors. M. THOMAS St SONS. AuctiOheers, fe22,26,mh12 139 and 141 South Fourth street. EIORPHANS'. COURT SALE.—ESTATE of Stephen E. Smith, deceased.—Thomas As Sons. Auctioneers.—liandsome modern three-stoi y brick resi dence, No. 2032310unt 'Vernon street, west of Twentieth street. Pursuant to an alias Order of the Orphans' Court for the city and county of Philadelphia, will be sold at public sale, on Tuesday, March 15,1870, at 12 o'clock, noon,at the Philadelvhia Exchange,the follow ing described property, late of Stephen E. Smith, de ceneo : All that three-story brick meseuage and lot of ground situate on the south side of ;fount Vernon street, at the distance of 143 feet 13, inches eastward from the east side of Twenty-first street. Fifteenth Ward,eity of Philadelphia ; containing in front on Mount Vernon Street 20 feet :libellee, and extending in depth 'eontli ward, between parallel lines at right angles with Mount Vernon street, if 9 feet 5 inches to the middle of a 4 feet wide alley, lending westwardly into Twenty-first street. Bounded northward by Mount Vernon street, eastward and westwardly premises late of Cyrus Cadwallader, and southward by the middle of said alley. Being the same premises which Charles N.Cadwallader and Lizzie 11. his wife, by indenture dated April 2, A. D. 1866, re corded in the office for recording of deeds, &c., for the city a and county of Philadelphia, in deed book L. 11. 13., No. 1151, pace 225, An., granted and conveyed to Stephen E. Smith, in fee. Under mad subject to the-payment of a certain mort gage debt of t,14,000. By the Court, 'JOSEPH MEGARY, Clerk 0. O. JAS. B. SMITH. Administrator. • M. THOMAS k SONS, Auctioneers, fe22 26 inhl2 139 and 141 S. Fourth street. REAL ESTATE.—THOMAS & SONS' Sale.—Handsome Modern Four-story Brick Resi dence, No. H 22 North Fifteenth street, above Jefferson street. On Tuesday, March 15, 1870, at 12 o'clock, noon, will be sold at public sale, at the Philadelphia Exchange, all that elegant modern four-story pressed-brick front reaidence ( Mansard roof ),with three-story back buildings and lot of ground. situate on the west side, of Fifteenth street, north of Jefferson street, No. /522; containing in front on Fifteenth street 20 feet It) inches. and extend ing in depth 172 feet 10 inches to Sydenham street— two fronts. Subject to the restriction that no court-houses, livery-stable, or any business for offen sive occupation, shall over be erected on said lot. The house is well built and finished in a superior manlier, with all the modern improvements and conveniences; has parlor, dining room ,winter and summer kitchens on the final floor; 2 chambers, Hitting room, library and small room on the second floor ; 5 rooms on the third flour, and one large room on the fourth floor; gas throughout, with handsome chandelier and fixturee, (which are included in the axle free of charge), hand, comely painted and papered, marble mantels, :1 stair ways, stationary washstands bat h.room, hot. and cold. water, water closets, bell-calls and speaking lutai, in side shutters, stationary Wash tubs,. 2 cooking ranges, furnace, do. Tema-7310,800 may remain on mortgage. Immediate possession. M. THOMAS & SONS, Auctioneers, fe22 20 mlll2 130 and 141 South Emma' street. SALE BY ORDER OF HElRS. — Estatl of Christopher Bock ins, deceased.—Thomas & Hons. Auctioneers.—On Tuesday, March-22d , 1870 ,at 12 o'clock, noon, will be sold at public sale, at the Philadel phia Exchange. the following described propert lON Viz : Nos.) and 2.—Two Modern Three-story Brick Dwellings Non. 227 and 229 Stevens street, Camden , New Jersey.. No. I.—All that modern three-story brick meseunge, with two story back building and lot of ground, situate on the north side of Stevena street 40 feet west of Third street, No. 227, Camden. New Jersey ; containing in front 20 feet, and in depth 100 feet, together with the privilege of an alley. The horse contains 11 rooms ; large submit, parlor, bath-room, hot and cold Water, gas int rod uced , cooking-range. &c. Terms—Cash. PONtieFtliell 11th May, next. No. 2.—A1l that modern three story brick mesanage, with two-story back building and lot ofground, situate on the north side of Stevens street, adjoining the above. being No. 229: containing in front 20 feet, and in •de jath 100 feet. together with. the privilege. of an alley. The house coot ulna li rooms ; large saloon parlor, library, both room, hot and cold water, gas introduced, cooking range, Ac. Terms-7-bash. m llorAlkke s py r. lig s olloipll. Auctionee itula 12 19 til9 ai . ia 141 South Fourth titfe"o.t ta, REAL ESTATE.—THOMAS& SONS' sale.—Tlitree-story Brick store and Dwelling - , No. 1941 Wilcox street, between Nineteenth and Twen tieth and Spruce and Pine streets. On Tuesday, March 15,1070, at 12 o'clock, noon, will be sold at public 'sale, at the Philadelphia Exchange, ell that three-storY brick meeauuge, situate on the north side of Wilcox street, CO feet coat of Twentieth street, No. 1941 ; the lot containing in frceit on Wilcox street. 15 feet 3 inches, more or less, and extending in depth 70 feet to a 3 feet wide alley • exters2ing Ulan Nineteenth street to Twen tieth street. with the free use and privilege of said alley. The house has the gas introduced,