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    "Br IIEATILY J. STAIILE.
:39' YEAR.
'Terms of the "Compiler."
Vg=.The Republica n Compiler is published
Xonday morning, by IfEx.nr •J. STA u
per annum if paid in adranc:e--:.3 . 2,110
per annum if not paid in advance. N o sub
seriptiou.diseentinued, unle!asat the option of
the publiAer, until all arrearagos arc 'paid.
VAr.l.dvorti4earents inserted at the usual
rates. Jul) Printiii: dune, utatly, cheaply,
end with dispatch.
in Sundt Baltimore street, , direet-
Iy , Tposite Wampler's Tinning Establishment,
one and a half sluares fr6m the Court-house,
`CtiNtriLER." on the sign.
PUBLIC SALE.
TUE subscriber, intending to quit farming,
will sell at public sale, at his residence, 11
mite west of Gettysburg, near the Millerstown
road, on T hursilay, the sth day of ,littech
vex/. the following Personal Property, viz :
HORSES, one of them a very large Stall.
lion, (llorkitigham,) weighing sixteen hun
dred pounds. a very fine Jack / Cows and
Young Cattle, Hogs, a three-horse Wagon'and
Lime Bed, a one-horse Wagon. 2 Sleds, Grain
DIM, Threshing Nitchine, Clover Stripper,
Goss-cut Saw, Ploughs, Shovel Ploughs, liar
row, Cultivator, Spreader. Double and Single-
Trees, Log Chain, Cow Chains, Horse-gears,
Saddle, Bridles Hai tens, Forks. Shovels
'LAY by the ton, Corn Fodder: 400 Chesnut
Bails. Locust awl Chesnut Posts, 1200 Ches
nut Shingles, Laths ; n doable-barrel Gun ; 1
Pining Table, 1 Breakfast. Table. Chairs, Car--
peting, Wool Whml. Barrels, Boxes, and a
rein , many other articles too uutliZrous to
tuention.
Sate .to commence at 10 o'clock. A. M..
on said d;iy, v•d►en attendance will be given
and to►•uia it4r..de Lnuwn by
SAMUEL lIERBST.
February 2. 1857
PlitilLlC 'SALE.
9114 F: subscriber, intendi rig to quit farming,
will sell at public sale, at his residence,
3 miles from Littlestown, in Germany town
ship„kilattis county, on Tiettr.v/fry, Hilt sth thy/
/irk: //',././., the following valuable personal
property, tiz :
3 Elorses, a yearling Colt, five Mulch
(oneof
~ them with a calf by)ier side,)
a line Ilmod Sow;mid a lot of lioatg ; a fbur-,
horse Wagon, with bed and bows ; ploughs
and harrows, winnowing mill, patent cutting
I,ox. saddle and bridle, grain cradle, scythe,
forks, rakes, and other fanning
implements; Corn by the bushel, Hay by the
ton, and grain in . the ground. .
Also. hoill;eliold and kitchen furniture, such
Ta blew, and Chairs, Bedsteads and Bedding.
-Dressing Bmeatt, wardrobe, tubs and meat
vcsNels. and many other articles too numerous
to mention. •
- Sale w .commenr.e at 10 o'c!ock, A. itt,, on
(lay, wken atter,chlnce will be gilfeu and
terms wade k.ww•n by
• February 9. 1.817: is
_IL T. Webb, Auctioneer.
PUB 14 I if; SAME.
ilutE ih , ribor, Executor of .TOTIN C.
I[ol - i; dok!eased, will ; : e ll at
Puldie :•: 1 .11e.. at the late residence of said de
ceased in Butler township, Adains county,
Thdwilay, (it' fith day of ,11 - arrb nr, - ,1. the
f Mowing Personal Property, viz: Four head
of Young Workhorses, 3 Colts, one:, two
and three years old respectively, the latter
be a first-rate SCW4'III Horse :
4i head of :11ilch Cows and Young:Cattle, a lot
.or lute sk:,at , , a rnir horse Wagon, (partly
new,) am.' a. Two-horse Wagon, 2 Lime Beds,
llay Carriage, Phoighs and Harrows, Shovel
Minglis Forks, Threshing Machine, a.
.new IGTinwaving Mill, Cutting Box, a o f
first-rata Burst tittars. 2 new saddb•s, Bridles
and Martingals ; a Carriage and Harness,
Grain in the Ground, C •rn in the car, and
Hay by the tea; Chesnut, Bails, a lot of
toother, consisting of four-ineh Oak Plar.k.
two-inch ilank, an I (lak and Walnut 13att-11s,
a lot of Carpenter'sjools, a Ilinner Bell, 3
'Paps of ijertS, and a lar:.•0 nrilel-tone.. Also,
and Kitchen Furniture. such as
1:c BeAsteads and Bedding, 'l.`: , ,ldes and
Caairs, 1 Bureau, 1 {..100k Stove, 2 'Pet-plate
Stoves, ;I. Parlor Stove, Canner Clipboard,
_D es k, a l arge c 0rp ,,,.. K ett l e ,
several 134rrel-z containing Vinegar. Meat
Vessels, and a great variety of other articles,
too numertats to mention. 2 shares
of Railroad Stock.
f4i '.talc to commence at 9 o'clock, A, M.,
on days, when attendance will lie given
midterms made known by
•lUIIN DIEHL, Executor.
Feb. '23, I g 57. is
PUBLIC SALE.
`IIIIE subscriber, inv:nding to quit firming ;
will sell at public sale, at his residence,
(at Hartindn's Saw mile above Arendts
k•ille,) on ()Hi day o f 3f,, 1 •,./ 1
7‘ , ..1, the following valuable personal proper
ty, viz:
head of lior4es, (two of which arc
brood mares. with foal,) a two-year-old Colt,
4 Cows, 1 Fit Steer..s head of Young Cattle.
Ii) head of Hogs. 1 fbur-horse narrow-tread
Wagon, hay ladders.- wood ladders, horse
gears, ploughs and harrows, cutting box, log
and other chains. forks, rakes. and other farm
ing utensils. Also, a set of Blacksmith Tools,
and a lot of Potatoes.
Sale to commence at 10 o'clock, .t.. 31., on
said day, when attendance will be given and
terms wade knti' • , •
SAMUEL HARTNIAN.
February 9, 1857. is
-Spouting-
f EORGE and Henry Wampler will make
llouse Spouting and put up the same low,
for cash Or country produce. Farmers and all
others wishing their houses, barns, S:c., spout
would do well to give them a call.
& IL WAMPLEII.
A ril IS, 1553. tf
Lou lies, Come This Way.
A large assortment of Ladies' Dress Shoe
1 1- and Gaiters, for sale at
COBEIN & PAXT(N'S.
L WAYS ON HAND.—SiIk and Soft fiats
-:11- of every description, and for sale cheap ,
at ButyGg.L.N - AuGumnti-Girs.
(.;0. just rer-eived.
1 at '.6,
tviii i t tr
4
f:40i1,.!J fo Die Y.omi 100 eicvieNti jqiciiioeqee,
PHILIP BUDDY.
e4oicic., i'oe.lialj.
HINTS TO THE Gins.
EY ILIANCIS I). GAGE
Did you ever see a lady
Look into a stranger's face,'
In an omnibus or rail-car,
As if saying, "Sir, your place ?"
Did you ever see a lady
Walk up to a church pen• door,
Lace and Ribbon , all demanaing—
,b Yield your pew !" anih nothing more
Did you ever ;ee
Flirt into an old ina,n's chair,
And unheeding ag.e or houur,
Let him ,land—no matter where?
Never .see the stage coach emptied
For come fidget in her pride,
And the weary luau of Liumott.,s
Tumble out to ride outside ?
Serer go to hear a lecture
When some hishionablefloar,
Would come in and make a buNtle,
.ed to Lear?
!gatiou,
And disturbing all the rest,
As if she was all treat ion.
Le lug fa.,hionably dressed.
Now, dear girls, if you're o thankless,
So eN.3eting and a free,
Ti will moo when gouts will :tamer,
••Jla',int, thia seat belongs to ale."
Never, girls, di•turb a lecture,
Church or li.lli, a Liere'er you go,
Still respect the rights of others,
Thig , "%loni.tu's rights," you k 'go
- &,4,ezi i'lli3l;..clS4o!j.
About those Boots.
“who thic pair or boots di.place t
Must tweet liouiba,le, face to 1.1.C13.
Recalling an old law.ll- the other day, and
trying to remember what :caused it, we
,he
thought ourselves cif an adventure that poor
(dead now,) was very fend of relating
in years past. • It occurred on board the-" Le
xington," on her pas Sage from New York to
Providence. The hero was a Vermont lad Of
twenty-five, sharp enough in a hone' trade,
hut very verdant in everything else, who had
just sold a string of rat:gs in New York, and
was now' working round home via Providence
and Boston. lie "turned in" pretty early,
and "turned out" about sunrise the next
morning, with the idea`of "going up stairs,"
as .he_ealleiit Shon after lie liruf — pia on his
coatand hat, the passengers were astonished
by a hideous onto, y from "Vermont."
' - What's the mutter said a quizzleallook-
inr gentleman iii green ;;lasses
"Matter ?—matter enough, I reckon said
Yankee , . "I lore's some onrighteous individ
.
ual has gone and stole my bran new cow-hide
butes; cost, me twenty-two York shillings,
;tml left me these ere slippors, ; Made Out of
yaller dog skin, not worth a darn !"
"Hush," said the man with green glasses
"don't speak so loud. It's a common oecur
rence—on board this boat. Some ache nig
gers must have done it. Did you never no
tice Ella all the steamboat niggers go well
sh')d?"
I have, old hoss!—and that arTounts
for it, hey ?—Speak! ,Fan out! It does
au
count fur it, hey ?"
"Ilus,ll:—ves it ilf)."
"%Van, I'll hollPr cap'n and get the boat
stopped till I find niy laitff—cost twenty
tlvo shillings in York—l will, ley - gravy."
" a llo, no ; don't make all v. t'-you 41, ) , the
thicrll throw them overhoard. No, no ! you
watch the niggers, and when 2,-ou find the de
linquent, take him to the captain's office, and
make him settle.
"I'll settle him ! I ain't 'guilt' to throw
away a pair of twenty-two shiLliu' Lutes, no
how."
It afforded much .amu - senwnt to the man in
green glasses :.ind his cronies, to sec the Yan
kee shuffling anal.-ruffling about the eu bin in
yelhw slippers, dogging e% cry darkey and ex
amining his feet. After a weary search, he
came to his turmentor and said:
gin' up •tairA viratc around there,
and ,ee if I can't trail 'em."
So up he wont, and the cabin passen , gers
could hear his heavy . tre'ad . arid scull' of his
slippers all over the deck. By and by ho
came down again, just as a shiny - 1 1frican,
with a pair ofp dished boots in his hand, \\relit
towards 9.3, trio Yankee's berth. .lu , t as ho
was drawing the curtain, to ',pep in, 'Vermont
lit on him like a fierce eat, seizing him by the
cuff of the ilea, and yelling:
"I've catched you e , -
:-enee of Day awl Martin ln,iie I duwn to the
of .darkness, _and_Anixe,l up wi di tlie
hypersulph ate of ra•atality ! After lay wallet,
«•as you ? Come :dung with me!"
"Let me go," said the indignant darkey,
struggling to get free from the iron grasp of
Iris antagonist
"Not as you knows on, you rambunctious
old wool grower ."' said the indignant Yankee :
"I've handled severer eolt4 than you be."--
And he
cabin Stairs, fuiluwed, at a safe di,:ance•by the
gentleman in green glii.6,,es and Lis euinpan-
MEI
Bringing the culprit before the Captain,
he told his- stin-y, and agreed to abide his de
, -i
cron. Of cuur,e an explanation fullowf. , l,
with a verdi,:t fur tifu tlefetill.tat,afid the plain-
tifT-n,teLced t, pay ui11...:pa1t;4..; t,) tl/L:iujured
ail il.: i 1
GETTYSBURG, PENNSYLVANIA: MONDAY, MARCH 2, 18:57.
A . Sop "SfVe."—Among the many spicy
things which appear in liirler'N Spiril, is the
fidlowing—which considering the cold snap
we have just had, is about :is raey a* the "law
a110w6." having occurred in
Cleveland, a safe-manufacturing firm in New
York wrote to the sitiferers from the fire, to .
ascertain how one of their safes had stood the
scoucbin The pnyrietOr wrote back that
the ."Safe" was "sufc"—that it was wotolerful,
and adds that the night pre ions to the
of the clerks placed a shanghae rooster in
one of the s'af'es fin..s.tyr,k(l4*ping. • In the
mornin. -, , the safe was dug out, RED HOT, opened,
and the rooster fimnd "leaning up against the
ledger, rnozEN To DE A TH - 1"
.1. very "particular friend" is Amos
Smith, and i rvery decided enemy toi all worldly
titles, as anybody in Philadelphia-knows lout
as a business correspondent front the South
didn't I:n,ow. And "thereloy hangs a tale."
This correspondent had directed his letter
to "Antos Sal -- Piztiqiihianos replied
punctually, and after despatching husine,ss
'natters added the nillowin g postscript :
1 I le;•ire to inform thee, that, being a mem
ber of the Society of Friends, I am not free to
worlilly titles in addressing My
and wish them to refr3in from using thein to
me. Thou wilt, therefore, please to omit the
word Esquire •at the • end- of my name, and
direct thy letters to Aunts sniti4-, without any
By tile return mail came a reply, 4irected,
in preci , ,e ave,!rtlance with the request of the
partk:nlar Friend, to
. Smith, I ithout any tail, Philadel
phia."
th,pre! hero, you
nigger, Nvhat arc you doing, with those boots?"
,L;,0 11 1, 0 —:"0 I'se (,fily jkt taken 'oni away.'
;-'ilopkeepur—"Taking them away, you ras
eal ! don't yon tintt is sboalin7 ?"
;Sarnho----'4 Be keerful, salt, holy you 'cu
rs this morally in-
:-Low!"
stor.—A man paring over a _railroad in
northern New furl:,_ \\•high is proverbially
11.t..ked the conductor why a iCulr - catcher
NV:LS attached to the rear insteal of the ustial
pla c e. lie was in firined that it was "in or
der to prevent the cows on that road running
into the train."
Thp Stw a d of ;tiroiv-I.—On the arrival of an
elltigrant ship, mule year-, ago, when the
North (:arolina fahl off the Battery,. an
Iri:-Innan, hearing the gun fired at sunset,
in qu ired +A one Of tlO-. sailor 6 Nvhat that was'.'
"What's that ? Why, that's sunset:" was
the eontemptineus'reply.
"Sufn ,. et!" exclaimeil Paddy, with distend
ovp, "- , nn-et! thdv :Nlw4eq! fil4l does
the sun go down in this country with such a
clap a- , that?"
liane hi hull th.; right road tv
,Iwtthrfl ?" asked ;en English traveller.
von he.,.
“Wa-all, if you turn 'round and go the oth
er way, you will havi: tv tra%,el ahout ten
niil;7•:'. But if you I:pcp (Al the way you arc
goilig you \yin hare to go ahout twcuty-four
thousand I liackalatc.”
V 7, 3'-`•Tintion!" exclaimed an Irish sergeant
to his plooon ; "Front face, and tind to rowl
call mauy ((f ye as is prisint will Fay
‘lier e :' a nd as many of ye as is not prisint will
say 'Absent :'"
> att t and yonder is the divil, Patrick,"
sail a son of Erin, on first seeing a railroad
engine. "Oa, it is only a steandioa.t hunting
the water," replied his companion.
"Sold, by maple:" said Vermont. "Here,
ui,•^cr, here's a quarter, and gi►e me the
butes ; but if I can catch that chap in the
green goggles, pickle me if I don't heave him
into the Sound!"
- It is needless to say that while the boots
were only half on, the gentleman with green
glasses disappeared, and was the first man to
make himself scarce When the boat touched
the wharf of Providence.
!'"Once upon a time," a Methodist
Preacher, who like Methodist Preachers gen
erally, dislike long prayers, went to a meeting
at which a Presbyterian minister was officiat
ing. He entered with his great coat on, as
the worshippers were about going on their
knees, and knelt hard by the stove, which
commenced to be pretty hot, The prayer
commenced. The suppliant waxed warm and
so did our WeaSyaia friend by the stove.
The prayer went' on and the perspiration
rolled down the face, of the Methodist gentle
man, who at length arose, deliberately drew
off h.is great coat, and then went down on his
aching marrow bones again, saying in a low,
but very determined voice as he did so, to his
lung winded Presbyterian brother, "Ica!, here's
Ott you fin- ail ni,7141."'
MGM - -
I :::==
=El==3
'•Osv far uutht hi gr., before hi can get
,h(•re*:"
-r,r• - j""I embrace the opportunity," as the fel
low said whf , ii he kissed the girl in the dark.
•' Wk.; ,ac 11.: , ,.c t , ) IIC exL!Laill).
el, ‘vitt:u Ile is tv uhl
wu.R.l.
"TRUTH IS MIGHTY, ANA) PREVAIL
I=l
A Murder Case with a Pleasant 2ermina
timt.—Tho people of Detroit have been much
excited about a murder said to have been com
mitted near Brownstown. It was alleged
that a pedlar was murdered-at a houi,'e where
he remained over night, and three women
were arrested. The testimony was that bones
were found in a barrel, and blood, with hu
man hair in it, was seen in various places
about the house. The ease had been fully in
vestigated, and the counsel were about :sum
ming up the testimony, when a German ruse
in the audience, and protested against the
sheep bones and the horse hair which had
been produced as evidence of a murder, being
taken to represent his own body, as, he was
the identical pedlar who was supposed to have
been murdered. It was:fortunate for the three
women that the man wits fortheQining at the
rigtvtAime
Copper Coins.—As the copper coins are
about to give place to new small cents made
of nickel and copper, an obituary of the "red
cent" will nut be an uninteresting thing. It
was first issued as a Cnited States coiii in
I; ft.'.. It then here the head of 'Washington
(01 one Side, and thirteen links on the other.
The french IZevointion soon after created a
rage for French ideas in Ameriett, which. put
on the cent, instead of lre head of Washington,
the head of the oddess of Liberty—a French
Liberty, Avzth neck thrust forwanl and flowing
looks. The chain on the reverse was replaced
by the olive wreath of
entve. But the French
Liberty was short lived,.and SO was her por
trait on our cent. The precut staid, elas•iir,
dame, .with a fillet around her hair, came .
into fa,shion about thirty or forty years ago.
Lr 17111t0 Briedit(ll7/ . I— IS :1 1 ,ve of trot!),
justice, and gomlnc , s tranrmittotl pa
youts ? Foots alvar to. answer
(riestions in the ofiirmatike.
land, it li - iv; hcen in,cortained that out r,f one
hundred criminal children, NVere !Writ
(if dishinleSt FLIVItS ; thirty of parents who
\yore profligate, but in t criminal ; an,l only
ten of-laiTut.:4 - wh6'Were InnicA awl industri
ous:- 'rim raja i vir.tnuts , p,tr,•„l , -,- v i rtuou s
'children. Not than one out of e very ten
criminals has lawn horn of religious
parents. The. elfara eters of parents
anTchil
tlren are nearly as 1011011 alike as their features.
1121==
Vie Three Ph,/ , ..4irifins'.---The eelelwated
French physician, Uuntoulin, o'n hi- , death
bed, \\ien surrounded ley Ihe most instill
gnished citizens oi .- Pari \rho r( ; :—etted the
loss which the profe,i,oi )voult-ov4tmin in hi ,
Meath, said :—‘'My, friends, I -leave hcliind nue
three physicians much ;;realer than myself."
-Being pre , e:ed to name
each of the doc
tors sopposing himself to be one of the three,
he answered, "Water, Exerei,e, and I Qt."
'have fouloi," sayi A, 1 0 11.;011, "that
the men who aro r(ally,thu twist fond of the
lailiw4—whn cherish for them the highes't re
spect—are seldom the most popithr with the
sex. NI 1.,11 of great ass u rai \vie ,se tongues
are lightly hung.—who make tvords supply
the places of idea...,..ite,d plaee eminaiwnt, in
the tooth of s'entinieot--are t
A due respeet for women leads .to respectful
:e•tiort towards them : re-pi ct. is mistaken
1,3 , them for neglect 1, 1 . %vant of lure"
11 6",ve , fit7 Complime:iii.—lt was a judicious
resolution of a father, w hen, being :tqlted what
intended to (lo with his „irk, he replied,
intend to apprentice them to their excellent
-mother, that they may learn the art Of im
proving. time, aryl he titte,l to lweonn+ wives,
mothers, arid heads of families, and useful
members of societ V,"
rues -are human nnnti They
hri;.;:hten and warm wherever they pass. Fools
count thew mad till death wrenches o pen
eyes. They are not ()item' hung by imoetN
whemi they die ; but time hearts they heal amid
their own are their rich reward un earth, and
theiiplace i 5 high in heaven.
Erlruorilinury Dclusion.—A mo , 4t remarka
ble case of delusion has just been brought to
light in Philadelphia. A large !Runner of ig
norant Germans have, it scent', permitted
themselves to be 'victimized by a woman of
their own race, named Ann Maister, who pre
tended to be the sister of Jesus Chriqt. She
appears to have exorcised unlimited control
e\ or them, extorting large sums, of money, jew
elry, 6.1 e. According to one of the witne4ses . ,
Miss 'Mai.ter was prepared to go up to I leav
en, seated on a white horse, and at the right
side of God, and that angels were all round
her. She could not go, however, as she had
to have a gold watch, a gold pencil, and a gold
ring bel.sre b e could get into I loaven. M•m
ey was furnished her by her friends, to enable
her to procure these article=s.
r-- 7 3- -The only class of men in the world who
are nut In t disparaging their
neighbors are the assessors of taxes,: for it is
well-known that they never "underrate" any
body in the slightest d'gree.
4, - -.?..11 you %could pro.orvP tlto Itoultli of
your Lur-es, exerci,c tinun i n the open air
cvcry (lay, \shell not. actually in tL,.o.
` ;tote may he your childrelt, your:xi('
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Tall' Shootiny.—The match for the main moth
hog, weighing 1,000 pounds, which finished in
Altoona last week, was won, as we, have al
ret y stated, by CO. Joseph Kaey, one of the
ce
in ill agents on the NMI'S. Railroad, between
Pi tsburg and our borough, on a string three-1
si. teenths of an inch in length. Col. Xney
drove 18, centres out of 45 shots, while 19 of
his Shots measured Only 9 inehes,and 22 shots
measured 1S inches. Mr. llollan drove quite
a number of centres. At - one time he drove
NOIIIO seven or eight in succession, in different
boards, and made quite a number of strings
which measured between a and 1 of an inch.
His Shooting throughout we thilik was the
most regular. We are sorry that a number
of his shots were not measured, as we think
they could not lie beat. As a proof of this we
may shy, that yesterday a week, -while in
I laysport, he made ten shots which measured
only 4.3 inches. Mftsrs. Young, Coulter and
Thomas although' they did not succeed in mak
ing as short strings as Macy and Holton,
made some most beautiful shooting, which
clearly evidenced that they were marksmen
of no common character. This is alittle the
tallest shooting that has over come under our
notice, and we believe cannot be beat.—Ha
-714/trig Teleprvh. '
Oitito #N/tor-ntaking,—An improv
ed application of soles to Lunt shoes is
now effected. hy means of pressure and gutta
perelia or other cement. The invention eon
,ists in uniting to the in-sole, a gutta pereha
solo, or one of leather and some other materi
al, Ity means of g•utta, percha or its equivaleat,
and by the a),:oney of 'pressing mechanism,
heat being.applied to the interior of the last,
--d . ,valcans of -a' chamber and pipes, the same
not only vnal)ling the gotta perch°, of the seta
to be softened or rendered .adhesive while it
is heing pressed op )11 the in-sole and upper
sore, but smoothing and fipishing it.
n Slop lilcf , diny fiont the Carityof an Ex-
Toath. r —Notieing the case of. 111`rs.
tooke, who bled to death in cOnsequonto of
the extraetion IX a tooth, Dr. Addington, of
itielnuand,_Ala., says he tieverfails,tostop the
Illeeding by packing the alveolus from Which
the Mood k-oitintted to trickle, fully and firm
ly with eotton'tnuistened in a strong solution
of alum and water. Ile euretta brother phy
sioitm in this way, whose jaw had bled for
trso weeks.
r- - iy-lhelutpers recently contained an ac
(quint of man in Savannah who drew us
.71:1.000 prize in tho lottery, went on a spree,
10'4 h:s . atoney, o,nd died in. a fit. Almost,
such ,teat,e has within a few days occurred in
'Washington. A young man obtained a prize
1)f :•;1...500 in the Southern 111ilitary.AcadctilY
Lottery, and has gone crazy in consequence.,
in:P . "l wish -my portrait taken," said a
young man from the country to a dagnerree-
t 3 pir4
-Very well Hir-. just take a scat bore."
"Yoe warrailt a meniblanee?"
"Certainly."
‘•F‘n• 11,,w long It tme?"
4•For annoy years, and even when old ttge
overtakes you, there Will be sonic trues of
your fi'litUreS."
"But No ppost! I catch tho small pox, how
can volt warrant. a, (lurid& likonosK ?"
"Just Lring• it Lack," said the artist, smil
ing, "and [ will punch as few holes in it."
A TWI:^TI:R.
A .twister of twists,
Once untwisted a twist,
Andthe twist, that he twisted,
Was, a three twisted twist,
Now in twisting. this twist,
If a twist should untwist,
The twist that untwisted,
Would untwist the twist,
—And the twist that he twisted,
Would all be untwist.
-7-" Four husband seems to be a great fa
vorite amon.f.l, , .the Indies," said Mrs, Jones to
Mrs. - Bitterwood, the other day. "Yes," said
Mrs. 8., "hut for the life of me I don't see
where they find anything to like—l never
could !"
Lc-13 - A lawyer asked a Dutchman in court
-,vh•tt ear marks a pig had that.was in dispute.
"Veil he had no car marks except a very short
tail."
VZ - W hen a man gets mad and stops his
paper, he always burrows tile next number of
his neighbor to see if the withdrawal of his
paper hasn't killed the editor anddressed the
columns in mourning. Such men are apt
to imagine that the world rests on their
Aioulders.
grin -.1. young Cincinnatian, who a few
months since fell heir to a fortune of fifteen
thousand dollars, has already been fleeced out
or six thousand by gamblers. The sooner the
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feel relieved
rE-j- A sailor looking serious in a Boston
chapel, was asked by a minister if he felt any
change? "Not a cent," said •Jack.
.- - -0111 Mr. Singlestick nlystifie4l a tea par
ty by remarkin4 that w..anen arc ntets. 11 het:
pressed. to explain his wean:A.lB, lie said "Facts
arc:tul~uvru thin 5.
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From the Germantown Telegraph
The Poll ,Evil.
Some persons regard the poll evil as incu
rable. -It is sometimes called fistula. No
matter how long the sore has been running,
it can be cured in a brief time, and at a cost
not exceeding ten cents. Ono dime spent in
muriatie.acid, will be suffiCient to effect a rad
ical and permanent curo of the most stubborn
fistula. Tho sure should be first thoroughly .
cleansed by some abstorgent fluid, and for this
purpose, pure water is perhaps as valuable as
anythingthat-can_ bo used, and drop eight or
ten drops of the acid in twice a day till it has
the appearance of a fresh wound ; then wash
clean with soup suds made of Castile soap, and
leave it to heal, which . it will speedily .do if
the acid has been used lung enough. Should
it, however, .heal slowly, apply the. acid a
second time, and 'in the manner above de
scribed, taking care to wash out the pipe
thoroughly, and it will be found an infallible
remedy in the most inveterate diseases of this
sort ; but it must be remembered that in or
der to do so, the acid must be applied till the
corrupt or diseased flesh is all burned - out.
AGRICOLA.
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Lower-Dublin, Jan. 20, 1857;
Effect of Pumpkin Seed on Cattle.—A 'cor
respondent—J. B. Freeman—of the KewEn:ry.
laud Farmer, describes the evil effects of
pumpkin seed, in rendering mileh COWS dry.
lie says he'lfad been led to believe that they
Were good fur feeding lunch COW, and com
menced to feed them out to a cow at the rate
of half a bushel per,day. "At that time," he
says, "she was giving about eight quarts of
milk per day, but instead of this increasing
the quantity, it diminished it. - i increased
the feed to a buShel per day ; still there was
a decrease in the 'quantity of milk until the
pumpkins froze up, when she did not give
but four quarts-per day. The cow did not fat
ten, and the reason for the decrease in the
quantity of milk, I could in , no way account
for. I then took out all the Seeds, when, le,
the change!—instead of five quarts - of milk
per day, I got nearly 'nine in a, short time."
The, Origin. of Witeui.—The :origin of the
wheat which we now cultivate, is involved,in
considerable obscurity. Nowhere is it found
to exist in native. In a paper in the Edinburgh
Rerugv, the author 'of it takes the, ground that
all our common,eereakhave been developed,
by cultivation, from grains ,having, in their
natural state, scarcely any, resemblance to
those now cultivated, and he asserts_ that the
particular plant' &inn which Niviheat has origi
nated, in agrasS growing wild on the shores
of the Mediterranean, and known to botanists
by the name 'of- owilops. If this is true, it
afford some clue to' solve the question,
.‘does Wheat . ever become cheat'?"
Abolition Conclave.
The Massachusetts Anti-Slavery Society, in
its session in Boston, a few weeks ago, was
the arena of seine pretty intense talking, as
will be seen by the following, very, harm
less elmlition on the'part of,opoll. C. Wright:
"For myself,• I am heartily sick of hearing
people talk about 'Holy church
es,' 'holy institutions,' &e. '‘,The institution
must be preserved whatever becOmes of the
man ; not only .four Millions of slaves have
been sacrificed, but the Whole nation has been
sacrificed. We should' nut . trouble ourselves
about God, only about hernanity. Wo owe
no duties to Cud aside from those we owe.to
humanity. I won't respect. a God who will
not respect me. If I love anything it must be
because that thing 'mot be loveable and nut
fie• any other reason. It is the sacred duty
of every one to be true to himself—to be faith
ful to his own nature. Be true to yourself
whore you are, over looking to be a higher
self. Life is absolutely sacred under all cir
ctunstances. This is my doctrine ; but not
one in ten thousand agrees with me. Henry
Ward Beecher and the Republican party gen
erally say that Sharpe's rifle is the best and
•only salvation ihr Kansas. Why not make
effort to put the bowie knife and revolver into
the hands of the slave. In my opinion the
slave has just as good a right to cut the throat
of his master; as Was:shingto►n had to plant
his cannon on Dorchester Heights and pour
his shot into Boston. If My mother - was a,
slaveholder, and a slave rose against her to
defend his rights, I would be With the slave
and not with my mother."
There was much other raving of. .the same
impious, treasonous and murderous charac
ter from Rev. Theodore Parker, one Higgin
son, &c.
A Living Skeleton.—Tho Manchcstep (N.
IL) Mirror says, that there is now ou exhibi
tion in that city, a man 34 years old, six feet
three inches high, who weighs only 881 lbs.
When ho was 18 years old he weighed 180.
Ile is a mere frame-work, skin and bones, and
a great curiosity. Ho was born and brought
up in West Goffstown, a few miles froM Man
chester. Not near equal to old Calvin Edson.
Madame Oceana, the largest limbed
woman in the world, is in the Museum at
and fifteen pounds, is nine feet two inches' ii
circumference, measures twenty-ninVtiches
round the arm, thirty-three inches round the
call of the leg, and wears number three shoes.
801„1,1), says I►e l u ►s one of the most
olieilient *flys in the world. All his father
has to do is to tell him to du as he pleases, and
he dues it without murmuring.
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