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Officers of the Vatted States.
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President : Franklin Pierce.
Vice _President : Jese D. Bright.' •
Secretary of State With L. MateyP.
Secretary of interior : Robert McClelland.
Secretary of Treasur,y ; James Guthrie.
Secretary of War : Jefferson Davis:
Secretary of Navy : Jame's Cr Dobbin.
Post - :Vaster Geiveral James Campbell.
Attorney General: Caleb Cushing,
Chief Justice of the
.LT. States : R. B. Taney.
Stat 43, Officers.
Governor : - James Pollock.
Secretary of State : Andrew G. Curtin.
Deputy Secretary,: John M. Sullivan;
Surveyor General: .T. Portei• Brit'wley.
Auditor 'General :- Ephraim Banks.' -
TreasUrer : Eli Slifer.'
Judges: .1. S. Black, E. Lewis, W. B. Lowrie,
G. W. Woodward, J. C. Knox.
Deputy 'Superintendent of Commion Schools :
' Henry C. Hickok.
County •
Congress : David F. Robison.
Senate : David ivlellinger.
Assembly : Isaac Robinson.
.President Judge: Robert J. Fisher..
.4.ssociates : Sam'l R.
Di trict Attorney: Jas. ;G. Reed. '
Sherif:. Henry Thomas.
Coroner : J. W. Hendrix:
Prothonotary : John Picking.
.Register & Recorder.: Wm. F. Walter.
Clerk of the Courts : J. J. - BaldWin.
County Treasurer': 3: L. Schick.
County Surveyor Geo.'B. Hewit.
Inspector of Weights and Afeasures : Franklin
Gardner..
Commissioners: Jas. J. Wills, George Myers,.
Henry A. Picking • Clerk-:---J. Anghinbatigh ;
Counsel—David Wills. •
Directors 4:V" the Poor, :. Joseph Bally, John
rner, r arre g rin er o er —Rob .
S. Paxton ; Treasurcx—Alexu.nder Cobean ;
Steward—John • Scat Physician—David
Horner.. ,
Auditors :,Edmund F. Shorb, Abel T. Wright,
John H uptinan,
Mercantile Appraiser: Jacob A ughinbaugh.
County Superintendent: David Wills.
Borough Officers.
PuPgess: John Culp.
Town Council : James A. Thompson, Hugh
- Denwiddie, Samuel R. Rtuisell, S. S. Me
-- Ctearv, D. Kendlehart, John Gilbert. R.
G. M'Creary, Clerk and' i Treasurer.
Justices of the Peace : 'George E. Bringman,
Joel B. Danner. -
Constable : John L. Burns.
Places of Worship
Presbyterian : Balt. and High street—at pres-
.entwithout a Moor.
Roman Catholic : West High street. Pastor
—Bey. Mr. De Necker.
German rated : High and Stratton streets.
Pastor—Rev. Jacob Ziegler.
Methodist Episcuixrl: East . Middle street.—
Pastors----Revs. J. W. Dosh. Wm. Earnshaw.
.4ssoriate Reformed : West High street. Pas
tor—Rev. Mr. Werner.
Ltiiltpr : Christ Church, Chambersburg
street; Pastor—Rev. Dr. Krainh. St.
James, York and Stratton streets ;- --- Pas
tor—Rev. Reuben Hill.
Associallotro•
I. 0. 0. F.—Gettys Lodge meets on Tuesday
evening of each week.
S. of T.—Adams Division meets on Monday
evening of each week. -
Temperance Beneficial Association meets on
' third Saturday evening of each month.
Gettysburg Beneficial Ass•wciation meets first
--Saturdav-evening-of-Flielr-month.
Young Dien's Lyceum meets ou Thursday
evening of each week.
York Springs Lodge meets on Thursday even
ing of each week.
Berlin Beneficial Association meets on the first
Friday evening of each month.
a- 13 ok of Gettysburg-
Presitteiref,: George Swo p
Cri-.4kif;• • Johu It Mc-P-11.; , rion.
"Clerk : Julia Pr. McClellan;.
Directors : George 6 - NJpe, D. Kertdlehart,
..I.lexa;L-L1 141;,12;,, , ,,, Win. Gardner, Henry
George
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;tit littru r ggrituitur!,- 31Forla isAPrurralVointbitt . Amiga .snielltpite, A*1115140, anuatmrut, tar: „ „
Of 1
Young .Told A:: Swope, Wm. R. Stotaxt,
Josima Motter,:joseph L. Shorb, John K.
LongarelL
Adams County Mutual Fire Insu•
'Prewident : George Swope. •
PS.elident : 'Saltine] R. Russell.
,Secretary : David •A. Buehler.
Treasurer: David-liVreary; •
Executive' Committee Roth. Wen rdy, Andrew
Heintielman, Jacob King.
Manageks : Geo. Swope, D. A. Buehler, R..IP-
Curdy, J.-King, A. Heintzelman, S.R. Ras
sell, D. M'Creary, J L.- Noel, A. 8,.-Kurtz,
S. Fahnestock, R,. G. M'Creary, J, J. Kerr,
T. A. Marshall, M. Eichelbergcr, J. Aughin
haugh, D. Wills,' H.. A. Picking, D.
aughy, Jacob Griest, Win. B. 'Wilson, ,Jo
seph Fink.
---stamThe-Executive-Committec-,meeto ' • .
the first-Tuesday-in every month at the office
of the Secretary,:-Sear., •
• Ever Green Cemetery.
President: D. McConaughy.
Secretary: 11... J. Staple. '
Treasurer J. B. Danner.
Actuary T. Ditterline.
Managers: D. AlCConaughy, Moses 14.1cOlean.
C. P..Krauth, Abraham Arnold, Thos. War
ren, B. S. Schmucker, H.. J. Stahle, J. B.
Danner, Win. -. B. Meals, Michael. Jacobs,.
Josiah Benner, Geo. Shryock, D. McCreary.
Gettysburg Water Company.
President Geo. : Swope.
Secretary 4P 7reasueer :S. R. Russell. •
Managers: Geo.- Swope, Jas. A. Thompscm
- Geo. W.. McClellan, 'S. R. Russell, H. J.
. Gef tysburg Railroad.
President > R. McCurdy. •
Secretary D.
Treasurer : J. H. McClellan.
Managers R. McCurdy, Jas. Wilson. John
.-Musselman, • Fred'k. Diehl, Geo. W. Mc-
Clellan:.Geo. Throriei Josiah. Benner, Abr a
' ham Krise, of P., J•.-L...Tate, Wm. Douglass,
T. Stevens, D. McCreary, i 115.•.. •
tlioice •Poeta).
Erne (0110'0141R beautiful —ooe of those little gems
which . Witch' the heart : ' . •
"Watch, Mother !"
itfother ! watch the little feet
Climbing o?er the garden wall,,
Bounding through the busy street,
Ranging; cellar, abed awl hall.
Never count the moments lost,
,Never mind the time it costs,
Little feet will go astray, --
Guide them, Nether, while you may.
Mother ! watch the tittle hand
Picking berries by the way,
Making houses in the sand.,
Tossing up the f_rag,rant hay.
Newer dare thenuestion ask,
1 , 1112 y to me this-weary task ?"
These same little hands may prove
Messengers of light and love..
&other watch the little tongue
Prattling frequently and wild,
What is said and what is sung,
By the happy joyou:i
-Catch the wind while yet unspoken :
Stop the •vow before 'tis broken;
Thi s sine wave way yet proclaim
Blessings in a Saviour's natue.
Mother! watch the little heart
Beating soft and warm for you ;
Wholesome lessons flow itnpart,
Keep. 0 keep, the young heart true
Extricating every weed,
Sowing good and precious seed ;
Harvest rich you then uiay see,
Ripening for etei uity.
Select Illisce
A Touching Story.
The Hon. A. H. Stephens,:of Georgia, in a
recent. address at a meeting ia:Alexu.nitria, for
the benefit of the Orphan Asylu:n and Free
School of that city,'lrelated the following Linea-.
date :
"A poor little boy in a cold night, with no
house or roof to shelter his head, no paternal
. • a-rain-it-or-gold , • • •
•
rect him on his way, reached at nightfall the
house of a wealthy planter, who took hini in,
fed and 'Aged Mtn, and sent him on his way
with. his blessing. • Those kind attentions
cheered his , heart. and inspired him with fresh
courage to battle with'the obstacles of life.
Years rolled round : Providence led him on,
and lie had reached the legal profession ; his
host had died; the cormorants that prey on
the substance of man, had formed a conspira
cy to get from the widow her estate. She sent
for the nearest counsel to commit her cause to
him, and that counsel proved to be the orphan
boy long before welcomed and entertained .by
her_deeeased husband. The stimulus of a
ward,' and tenacious gratitude was now added
to the ordinary motive connected with the pro
fession. He undertook her cause with a will
not. easily resisted ; he gained it ; the widow's
estates were secured to her perpetuity, and,"
Mr. Stephens added, with an emphasis of emo
tion that sent an electric thrill through the
house, "that orphan boy stands before you."
Always do what is' Eight.
The truly great are those who always do
what is right. To he withheld from acting
wisely and conscientiously. by motives of tern
poiary policy or fear, is to behave like a traitor
to- the principles of justice. A man should
think less of what may be said of his conduct
at the time, than of the verdict that may be
pronounced a few years in advance: It is by
neglecting this, by sacrificing principle to ex
pediency, that character is lost ; and character
lost is with difficulty regained. Besides, the
first decline Ireful right leads to others. It is
like the start in sliding down hill.
But there is a worse feature than even in
succombing to baseness, meanness, or wrong.
Habit soon drills the moral perception, so that
in time men come to perpetrate, without a re
morseful pang, acts at tichich originally they
would have been astounded. thy servant
a dog that he should do this thing ?" is the
indignant exclamation of ninny a person, who,
eventually, commits the very deed he abhorred.
Arnold's treason grew up in his mind by slow
degrees, nurtured by extravagance, and sup
posed neglect. Washington, -always being
rigidly correct, left behind a n ame , that will
I never cease to be reverenced. To
-that---horresty is best policy," and thus
appeal to the selreih part of nature, is a poor
way to educate men to do right conscientious
ly. Better the nobler and higher mound that
right should be done for rib o sake.
GETTYSBURG ; PA.: MONDAY, NOV. 19, 1850:
A s itriff WAN TO - VET A litfißAND.
Miss Peneiope.Ponrose sat in 'Or PoPlforkabite
sitting room with her feet upon, the ,fender.—
Every thin _ about her Toesked neat Mid cheerful:
orietier o t e room stooda piainvhittit
was shut and had been all day—Penelope bad
no disposition to play. Why " should she
there was no ono to pl4y, to. If now she had a
husband-L.
- It was upon this very.--point that MissiPenel-i
ope was meditating. -•. .
The fact was Penelope.Penrose : wanted
six months of being thirty, and no one hid yet
made a proposal. It was rather singular that
it. should be so. - Penelope ivaa good'looking,
had received-a good,education. shames skilled,
in music, had a good - temper, and I verily be
lieve would make a husband happy. But such
things can't be accounted for. She had seen the
iost - Oupro • - Ilion's, even to
ugly :little Miss Henderson. with,not an ;wow,
Plishment ,in the world, end, moreover, -
with
facp pitted with - the Sinall-pox, Married off in
ick succession';and yet there she Sat; on that
cloudy morning in December, a devotee of-sin
gle blessedness, nod. likely to remain so. .
Wa# there ever. a woman who did not
consider u' married prererahle to a single
one. provided she could secure the right come
panion,? T believe not.' • • ,
To revert to Miss.,Pertelope,, addibonito
her., niost special attracions .
,she owned . ;the
neat cottage Which' she 'occupied', and a suf
ficient Sum in frinds'th , TiVe' spun; With comfort.
Surely all -the beaux must have been blind. ;•
"Something mita be done,a nd that quickly,"
said Miss Penelope, as the thotight of her lip- - ;
-,proaching,thirtieth birth dayCanie with Startling
force' to -her: 'mind. - something- unist be
done. But what ? That - As the question,—
Such
,is the.,state, of society that woman -is
heninie . d on. all sides. She baS' not even the
privilege of choosing her companion fin.'life,
but must wait: meekly till some one comes
along. and take hini or nobody: It's wrong- 4- ,
decidedly wrong."
Miss Penelope - was in a suitable frame of
mind at that moment to become an advocate
of woman's rights.'
Meanwhile .it was growing dark, and, Penel
ope rang the bell.
"Sally," Said She 'to her hand-maiden, "yen
may bring in the tights and the evening paper."
The hand-maid vanished, and presently the
articles desired:Made their appearance.
‘•That will - do, Sally ; now' yen' may go,, '
she said. '
Penelope looked first, at the: marriages—it
was
-no more than fla turaHthop. nt.the eenths.-
Finding that
,none, of her acquaintances, had
committed neither'one te the other, she turned'
to the advertiSements. •
One in particular arrested her attention, and
we will look ,over her shoulder as she reads—
‘.ToslioussFesrisits..—The undersigned is de
sirous of securing the services of a competent
housekeeper to take Charge of ' ' establish.'
went. As, he keeps two servants, her chief
duty ,will be to superintand and'preside at the
table. Early application is desirable.
.‘Gregory 'McKim," soliloquised Miss Penel
ope. -I remember to haVe heard of him as a
bachelor inheriting it , large fortune from his
father,. I suppose he. must be about thirty-five
by OAS time. 1 wonder whelier, supposing I
were to apply., just for the joke of the thing,
he would give Me the 'situation."
It was a new idea, and the novelty of i
struck Penelope so , favorably, especiaily . as
she had become heartily tired of her present
niode'of life, that; after a tittle conside'ration,
she.detertinned , to carry out her plan, and if
successful in her application to retain her
situation a, month or two.
- ;
PoSsibly - anothe'r thought recommended the
adoption of this course,-but we must not in•
quire too particularly into a lady's motives.
The next morning very early, Miss Penelope
summoned her obedient handmaiden.
Said she, 'lam_ thinking of going
out of town fur a month or so, and during that
time shall close up .the - • house. If you have
friends you, would like to visit, you'are at liber
ty to do so. Your wageS, however,. will be
centiaued as usua t -•
wherever you go, in order that. I may call upon
you it I should return unexpectedly."'
This proposal suited'very well with Sally's
inclinations, as will readily be .believed, %Ind
though she was at a loss to conceive ulna had
all at once sent such a borne body as her mis
tress on a traveling expedition, she was very
well disposed to take advantage of it.
Eleven o'clock found Miss Penelope in the
cars, flying with all speed to her destination.
Mr. Gregory McKim was a bachelor of thir
ty-five, Ili our readers have already been in
formed. Inheriting a large fot tune from his
father, it was a matter of no little wonderment.
to his friends that. he called no one to his side
to share it. But Uri gory was one of those
men who never took the trouble to go after
anything. If it was within his reach well at(l
good, otherwise the" exertion was too great and
he voted it a bore. Ile seemed content to live
on, as he had ever lived, in single blessedness
—quite ignoring the greaterblessings of matri
mony.
It was after dinner, and as was his wont, he
was /caning hack in his rocking chair, plunged
into the peculiar dreau►ings superinduced by a
choice Havana cigar, when tl►e hell was heard
to ring.
"Plague take it !" said he reusing himself
unwillingly. —Some visitor. I wish they
wuuld take another time."
"•A lady !" announced the servant, opening
the door and introducing Miss Penelope.
"Your servant, tuadaw," said Gregory, bow
ing ; "most happy to see you. Pray be seated."
—This is Mr. McKim, I believe," asked the
lady.
"The same ma'am, at your service," he said.
"I noticed an advertisement of your's in the
paper."
"Ali, yes, for a housekeeper. Can you re
commend one ?"
have come to offer myself for the situation.
Being an interested pa rty," said Miss Penelope.
"perhaps it would be as well not to recommend
myself too higtily—"
, ..Ahi.eh, ahem. Have you served in that
capacity before ?" . asked Mr. 3lcliitu, a little
embarrassed.
"No, I cannot say that I have. I believe,
however, I am acquainted with the duties it
would devolve upon me."
."As, I believe I stated in,the advertisement,
TEE
your chief duty would be that orsuperiuten
deuce and presiding at the table. As I keep
two other set vauts, they would be sufficient
1 for all other household duties. WWII are your
terfus r'
"TBni is sgoirrr, AND. WILL PREVAIL."
I=
The party were, sitting , in the patter on a
tranquil summer evening. ; The lights had . been
rethovcd on account of the mosquitoes -
they attracted. conversation had 'gradually
ceased, and -a feeling of quiet, such as is apt to
conic over the wind in such a time, had stolen
upon them all. ,
"How pleasant it is." Said one of the com
pany, --to sit here in' the pleasant moonlight.
But one tliing
.is wanting to complete the en
chantment."
"And that is—"
G usG6ity AR; -
“the' immaterial to ule;"_ said
she, a little-amused a t.the novelty.
"Shall,Lsay four dollars a week ? Will that
satisfy you ?" -
.• I rfi•ct ” 4..,
I would like testipUl ate. An unforeseen eir
ctunstance may arise to change my plans. and.
I should like, to engage for only (our_ weeks:!'
“As you please. 1 1 ycins-bein-tOadi
'
!less to come?"
".At,' once. At least .as -soon as I can find
means toconvey_ my baggage hither.",-
.•Where have you left,it-T" - -
. • -
— ^“At the '
4.DO'itot trouble yourself 'tihOut it, I wilt
send: for. it itninediatelp Oh, I hid forgotten
oneihing- - -your name; ' • „
Penelope hid not prepared herself for this.
'To give her own, name was a thing she'hardly
'dared,' venture upon . ` ' After a pause she said—
On may eti ;rine- ti la 4. areoTa — r." 7 7 -
Julia Maleohn. I presume ?" said Mr.
McKim. .
"Yes," Said she, blushing-slightly. ,
' In tWo",hutirS'froin that time .Miss Penelope's
*trunk arriVed; the'-keys were put into. her
hands, and. the servants introduced, to their,
new mistress. We way no*, consider her
fairly installed in her new station. t us see
'how she 'finds • - • •
Mr. -McKim's establishme rge one.
Being situated !.int,a few.miles.out of the !city,
in a ,delightful neighborhood, many 'vi s itors Were"drawn to it in the summer season;-.L.
Sometimes - half a dozen at a time were visiting
it. F • - '
Miss,Penelope Penrose was well qualified to
preside at the table, baying always been' ac.
eustonied to do so tit her own. =, She did4to with
a mingled grace and elegance that , Mr. , McKini
was as much surprised at as delighted
Still further, her education cjualitled her to
mingle in conversation with a degree of intel=
ligence which betrayed that sie. wasycll ,
This ,qualitication, so rare in a '.housekeePei, c
pleaSed Mr. McKim not a littlejnid arrested
the attention of his-guests.
"Certainly, ;• Mr. McKitn,"' -said' a friend,
"ou havel. paragon uta housekeeper. - Where
d'i'd you get her 1"
''One of the advantages of advertising,' my
dear fellow."
hereafter I shall believe in it. ,You
must take care though, or some of these days
you will be marrying her, and I . shouldn't
hlaine you if you; "-
"It
•
seems to we from your entinisiaam, that
you are much more likely to get. caught," re-,
tuned hi:, friend.
wis just thinking of it," said Mc.
"and wishing we had svwc one who could'
piay. Gentle►uen, are any of yottgifted in that
way ?"
The answer was a : general negative. ,
"Perhaps," interposed the housekeeper. "in
lieu ora better, you would wish !tie to play 1"
"What; Miss Malcolm; do you play 3" asked
McKiw in surprise.
-I.2:'"A little."
"Then' you will confer a great favor by giv
ing some specimens of your skill.!'
Aliss Penelope was an' accomplished musi-
cian, having cultivated assiduously her natural
talent; which was considerable.
.In addition
to this she sang very tastefully.
Without More ado she proceeded to the
piano and played with her accustomed execu
tion a variety of pieces. some of theM very
diffi
cult. Then 'pausing a moment, she accom
panied herself on the instrument with the
words ofa popular song. after which she arose
and left the Nano. Warm encomiums' and'llat
tering complin►enttf were lavished upon the
sin , !er. who received-them with_duo modesty :
and soon after retired.
After this ',Nle musical- talenta,' an
may readily be imagined, were often called into
requisi t iurt.
It was about a fortnight after this occurrence
that Penelope, who had left directions to for
ward letters, with a friend who was in the
secret, received a letter informing her that her
sister; who had been abroad, was expected
daily, and would probably proceed at once to
her residence.
This niarle her immediate diparture neces•
sary, and-so she informed Mr. McKim.
Amie me !" said McKim in a troubled tone,
"you are not dissatisfied. I hope."
•‘Not at all. But my sister's-presence will
render it necessary."
..And will you not return ?" -
do not think I shalt be able, as my sister
will 'probably wish me to stay with her."
Mr. McKim paced the room in some per
turbation, and then suddenly drew up a chair
and sat down by Penelope.
do net think I can give you tip," said he,
••and I have, therefore, another proposition to
make. If you will nut stay as housekeeper,
will you as a wife ?"
‘.This is so—so unexpected," murmured
Penelope.
••But you won't refuse ?"
..Let me make an explanation first, an. t en
you shall be a liberty to do as you please:—
Know then, that t am possessed of an indepen
dent fortune, and merely assumed the post of
housekeeper to gratify a whim, and that the
time for which I bad resolved to keep up the
disguise has passed. My name is not Julia
Malcolm, but Penelope Penrose."
This explanation only made Gregory urge
his suit more vehemently, and in short, it was
only a month from that time our heroine
promised to become a housekeeper for life.
A SOLEMN WARNI:CG. -We mentioned, a
week or two ago, that a man had been arrest
ed in Newark, N. J., for stealing an umbrella.
The case was so extraordinary, if not unprece
dented, that we have looked lot the result with
deep interest. Last week the criminal was
convicted and sent to jail for a month ! The
plea of de tnininia non twat lex was overruled,
and umbrellas decided to -be property.
TUB .RICASOSI;---"Cato, what do you 'spose
am de rea-son dat de sun goes down towards
de Souf in de winter V' donna, Smu
t)°, unless he no stars' de 'clemency 91-de Norf,
and ho be an 'bliged to go to dc(Srouf, where
he 'bperience warmer longitude.")
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- 'At Tciugh , Witnesik .
ProSetuting AttorneSr .= . 4.431r, Parka, state. if
you.please,•whether you; have !Ter iceowp the
d i efentiaot to follow any prefeasion.7 ;
known him."
<Pei3tesnor'of what
"Ofrekigitin.." - -
"You don't understand MO, Mr. what
, , . ,_
does he dor
"Generally what he Ir-tease's." .• •
• "Tell the jury, Mr. - Parks,' what the defen 4
dantiolloWs.' • - - • • - -
"Gentlemen of jury, 'the defendant fol•
lows the crowd when they' go hi toget - I a
drink." , ••,
'Parks, this kind of pteriaticationzwilt
not do here; ''Now state :hoh , this defvndeii t
supports hitostif." • LY!
.I=hint—last—higltyi : support—Lhlwitielt
Itgainit a, lamp post." •• • •-
-May it please yout'henorl this witness has 4
shown a - disposition to trifle with the t;oivrV:'
Judge-=-",\lt. -- .Parks, state. if you:know any- ,
thing about it, what the' defendslit's occupa
tion is." -
"Occupattnn did he ' • r, '
Counsel—" Yes, what is his occupation
"If I ain't mistaken he, occupiesa gat yet some
where in •toirn." ' ' • • •
"That'S all ..Mr: Parks:"
Crosi.exatained,-, ! «,••Mr. , ..Parks.i, understood
yogi to say A 144. 0 13, 41 .0ur9 1 4 1 , 1 . i.l.k , prpresr 9f.
religion, Does his practice cOrrsspotid, with
his pinfession ?"' •
• - never heard or:any virrosPondenotiorlet
tets:passing-betiveen-th0w."..t,,,. . •;.
"You said sotnething about, his propepsity
'yr drinking ;does, he drink ? ' • ,r
"NO,' I think he'drinks - about as easy a•Sany'
amp Fever saws"
.t*()4°) more question, ,Mr..; Parks. , :, Tau ha.ye,
'hnhivo the ,dttlettdan i t u lohg time; 'what, ht.°.
his habiti—luosie or otherwise ?" ' '
4.This . 'otie ho - has' got on now, lthink , iri
rather , light on dur tilts arms and. to° short w &Ist
ed for ihe i fasliioh..", ' •'
'•You can tape your seat, Parka,"
TheatrieatPaffeil..
The Mir of - puffing-up tic tork and -sett:poke,
and making-Abena .!sne,,p/ue mitrai!' ,on : qyary,
occasion,. is finely hit off in, the follomingcr ‘ lo7.
°ism upon gllen acting; many, years
ago; in St: Louis: It Wail itrietett' by tillocittier,
and comes lunch nearciii to the , truth :.t,ltitst:cone
half the senseless jargoe4l tat, As„ - Ole tio
most every (lay, in many of our papers . : .
"I'll tell "piti an altnighty
how that:gal lEllan Tree) works' onthe: feelings
.of critters:, -:When. she was, aeti ng Joao in,our
,parts, the dpe,r„ keepers,. onto in,
.fer„, it :_Wes
tarnation cold, and, o_O
nne no notirk - 01
e' doors , 'cos' ho inere et heti an
old bear 'snuffed his way into the ' . tevrii,' 'and ,
.finding no/ one ler they Were ell',4 l C :the.
play, ,what,„does the critter--„do. but „ Airt "his
way there too, and . triaWls , helaoxet„'
6 '
guess' meant to sup OW stolid 'of e s eliapalr
but, however..he 'listened till he l'ot:
jected„ a nd samolliliedwthat hevowed be would!
never go 'man eating any, more ;,tutt night I le
came again and brought higi and
thing was only discovered Ott ,
when "he , was iecn, cpultogidO,Wa:49 -Y l 9 — 2 l.
office - with an alligator r •
TUE Llion or A Onatillift DOOTO/L.l--,011 la/UV
stormy night Doctor ; Jenkins .w as arouses} from},
his slu tit bers . a
loud rap • at;theTilear„aceont
the stirrfrig' - ` thnintiOna - 1 - 4 -1416dt0i, •
want jou .tco • come right itstisight awar tato
Banktt';' Ills child, itt,dead.-" 1 - what do,
you want with me I",‘l l e'tt,,pizet•Wf-t- They,
gin hint lentlanuirt, tOO--paregoriekr.'"'
.They
much did they give him r “llono—a 'greet
'eel. 'flank he 'won'tgit oVer .The do -
tor pushes , off through the. storm,- meta' with
divers mishaps 'on the may, , and at length:are
rives at-the house of the ponsonetfi patient - 0-41e
finds , all clotted, 'nott , a- light to -be seen. lie
nodke furiously. -Ob ',the ' door,' and at., a
night cap appears at the elininbermitalow, stool
a woman:it: voice squesks.out rlWlte's there 1"
.I.'he'doctor, to be sure.,,-You-sent for him."
:1.014, it's no matter; doetor,'Ephraim's betters,
.We got-a little-Ittudef-tilteertl—git • .-.
'onto and by slept ,kinder sound, but he'stwoke
up novv."• a•ltow , ntuch. did -he . swallow.p ,
..Only two drops ! 'Taint hurt him none.--,
Wonderful bad storm, to-night." _ The doctor
turns away, buttoning up. his' overcoat under
his throat, to seek his iidine again; and tries to
whistle away Wit -Mortification anti anger,
when the voice salutes him _again --”Doetorg
doctor ?" What do
,you want ?" 'Aron
haiti't a gowing to charge nothin' fur this, are
pi'?" •
A /IFEAOI 01? MANSFAS CONSTRUED AS 'A
CCMPLIMKNT.—The San Franii.veu Sun fells the
following; r- , •
6.A young gentleman was standing. on Mer
chant street, when a lady, attended by her
husband, stepped froin the •doceof the Wash
ington market and hesitated on the:pavement
fora few momenta as if uncertain which direc. , .
non to pursue. Fascinated by her'great beau
ty, the young man gazed upon her with it fixed
stare. By chance shentet his gaze, and' dis
covering something unusual in it, tuadnit ,a
subject of remark to her lord. That indignant
individual approached the offending admirer,
and addressed him rather savagely, and asked
him 'what lie meant.by his rudeness.'
'Pardon me,' said, the gallant, recovering
from his fit of abstraction ; 't intended no at
ence. ere is a • ssTabout-that-lady':
face that mould intoxicate an anchorite, and I
was lost in admiration ofit.'
'AIL right,' replied the satisfied Benedick ;
'if you'll remain here till I escort Susan home,.
I'll relurn and stand 'reactor your good opinion
of her !' "
,
100'"A. writer has compared worldly friend
ship to our shadow, and a better comparison
was never made ; hal while we walk in sun
shine it sticks to us, but, the moment we enter
the shade it deserts us.
(1:7 - Wt. blame fortune for not visiting us e
whereas. in many cases, the fault lies at our
own door in doing nothing to 'invite her in.
9:7When once infidelity can persuade men
that they will die like beasts, they will soon
be brought to live like them also. .
TALL.—The trees in Wisconsin. It takes
tw•o men and a boy to look to the top of them.
One looks till he gets tired, and anoLhet com
mences where he left off.
Ir7Sacks was advised to get his life insured.
"Won't do it," said be, •pit would be tny luck
to live forever if I should."
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, Short ,Polittihbk BerluiPfi__ •;..r . t
1113 , 41reetheriag. W tiakelOr t*`lll l ,
some which was preached ontahittly. hratkar; l
at Brandeik,'Missisaippis'aterWh
of a.-.- - thotteand attimpr.spestigno:-.4 1 110 loth -
made, pe:rfic.!! .., • ,- 4• ..? m an y : -
MI breethrev? ! there ii is :0111S b)
politic as there is te ii'liiii-.4n a shod Mini '
liars„to. : teny,nrst, every string:-.-then,,thnra
aint but one on
,'e t tn sll tWit.rings eat' the int);
•lie . of the tniini . to which ever true 1046'41i:4 '
ought - hl;keroplatep44titi: obi: played e* a' hair*
of a thousand strings—,sperrits of, joaksaaw
Made perlic.'? '. •
~, Fitst,'.t hoes the-itifow Nornnel 7 .ilimosine]
expresses JAsstlieWAPrltiajbfbCy44444,449.ll4 , .
don't Ooniey, p.n, iflea ,of hie rel,lotrrees. Se's
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the most , Oitraord7triariiltutlinatin the)itioii •
, • '.. . 1 • ' ~. ,'..t. - a irsiiety_nr: - .'. -.• ,--.. ,'''.'
ietnperaties art dim dri Skye...W.* fur the Maine
law so pervided he can violate it , ---he'S, f fnptud,
aginst fusion--bo's an abolitionist ' and" he
aint•lin hibolitionist44elf heretand , be'eciAhar
•'-abot he wg.1* ,11 9•1 1 0 01 .Ff•:4!1;.;i9,1", f 9;,
"he pl a yed 4 " ) ,,..1' Pf•ll4""fan,9:mr—
sperrits ofkai inelitititde'loo4B.” •' - '_
Then thee. Aliil , Peafidilk! ,l ooM4N'-:goitit;
mend like a roaring green - bay Jeans seelder
where, be may ,:kuiOng septeledv.
.: Hes
,all
-ASS boluitii' 61'114 raltibtiii6'Slij tali' OilisiiiP
hhi thitiiheaCentethrloiinriikYr sAlie taiiishik ,
and anti*hig-444'.rtaanr,,•;,notbieliandt-Isoti.,:-
VDOW-FlOtt:, . f .,,in i 74 . 4r;VArtiPsA,A l laX ,
fur every oonny l and agr, ore ~ i d e k,bctti
P`•
PrifielPinj i '!klliiiiiiiii*dp t ,WO6 l 41 : Aliti.v
tne;!tnivin ''Oggetier arid' abbt OnislirruNW
unionist—fur tthe.:plaYeak•WOrirpffiOtAktir
'nand string e s4gelritsplinAlOri t ." fiFf s ,tu,
1 Thin amiss the, straight-oat -*, ......a.• ' -
r• . • ctabte SeirCet irchaiiibtii 'fie ~: , 'Vitilli
1 the - pereetling Who' , si3prottergenthri ',Miele*.
i - ,ti data want Au me . tintUtlie*deet`is,44ol4*.ir
1 e knows he pan't,be;lo it ; n u n,ritOpklq.,,A,
hook, that he'd hett,itwistderttiatehina
that's 'bandit tif'.hii stool and Wiiiit; tbei:dfir'' .
Ash& ~ Hiv
e - pl in r
lays - en lif. - - 4:aluglestr O N,. g i - , , ,
'bt' his exe cu tion is
merfeet.i- - ' -----' •
" Tlik'ilikeetlioilUNl•iniditie , nWnfiC,
-fashkinett4tiercorato , 4her AloviVi.o , whirl:6*f
xounct in i aiteutubintlinuSea.tOat - 40011#041
_to lsp •,ftli - *ht
i t in ineetfn'ntltay‘aint .fArsAj,
Of noWdy. `
noroothifi':! They airrythiliVhicus.
ling ifinatl-ithethuttrigiitFitifeWiiieiiifitlV°
ritats,injk: qtri pee ..-. 7 gloripos ark#,,qMplyip s b*!.* - 1
cause 41 the baiuter,otthei'Vinoti,
They oYsiiiSiOnst"resilikatitiliti*Olite f .
' rights•A:a rir jdstied ito ill inienwirsil ilk psttt/oft
the •emistor4rni, light 4,lni '04444.4r.1in05in 4 ,0 , r, ,
open,. discus =iIA4PI/4 - a Ini4n!ght gatIll"
for iciflghvertnient'arid 4 nht, foi'tifigitAltr; liWil r
,die t go
in totirftradtothiiiiiiistriitShntiliftukied .
kpoxe/or feelitO•thottgk la ittilduitrsthush -,
'wood—and they play on a harp ors ikantapsl t „
,atrings, and orerrstring:an honest prinelp*
....ir tiett i n ,ro in , , .:-,. , 1, .„ ui.;;:-„.1 , u - t i.. 4. ,
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-' ' 0 FAO. N* TUT ./11CAIM—N . dt t _Iplig81,110 1 , in
a car ' f V iileitilit, *lht', 3 _ , Wthi''
State Zit Ohio,' rigicif Watt,ittistitediattibtl4
ting , tractsiwhicti*reesthiliveseetrs4lo4l.l3*i
calved by the passengers,. The -tract;
elier . ,' whiblvahlwOnsts oiolporeSarmiraavairoa;,)
'sting, on., that porsot ocessinnWhappened Irr, :
be obto4,'"lo7.3lPl,*,X l eNV , i - -, i , 7
This tract ,she'• preiiented.'lla's', Veri 404
looking :sititfeitniiiiNrlitiiiiti.itilidelitia til'itig`'
A plessaut'sthileo.o porrhis{ face said:: -,t f , :zi,,,Yi , ,,,,
_ "1 ' Atti.so l 9li , PuP 11 . , 'Mi1.MTN ,01 944;,,V". I
ft m :, tilie,,F9Auf 4 u- s 4 noiltptifir ifit-lq. Yll or 4
- The , passenger* -uurst ' snip i5"14 . 4 ir
laughter, Lir whichihilniOdistilbitiei - 1
„contd.-mot help jeining. - : :-- - 11 , • ,- -.i , li:o.V. .iii -i,qo/::.
/4. ~t,
QUA gentlemap erg, „
uOtt
calico
gist for worklit Otteredine virne; " r r o
pardoWNiaidibehifrUld Pittineinktb'
say whst •aid; but'-kbP434• $,400104 0 04W1
to tom, some of my fr0Rt,te041 , 0 A.14,1104A 4
nut every now led (heti Without,
a ward about,. jt+r, • .., 1217:.4.-1" ,, • 1/ , '• * l4l' 4 _ _ 4 l . 11
lie wits going o n whel, Rejled:Vii
i lovin by the'coat;isif; ssiiiig;
..Dolevssy ikoia tateedrvivilberCii
more perfect o ePologY.q zAr!rlfiliddr: ll 4 l l:9 l : 4
Moro yo l lkAimikiitoMPT4. l 44l4-A. ' $
4r 4 - 4- , •
loon' norantsos;•:. - -;4l'4gentlertnnt
once riding in Scotland 1 07*.loialiabiNTgragnd... ,
wite.rn stKor- Oman q'lroric. , ,Moe;siilt,
her wells oninen "Cloi 'lle estietberiirliito
she Went'
the . preceding dely and hearonnichtiheirettiets. ,,
.hered: $40;c0u14..,441-Aviso Oli , th, P. ,t ,4 1 , 4 o , ok r
sera ton: ?„‘And,,Yrh4t:g9ed can. the.presclijng
do you airYOUleigetli :
'OtiPried - the 'poor tfOnien;4 , ifyinloalt"atJ
this web on the glass*, you, mill , ,see AhaN , ea
istst;as, o.v,er Lpnt water on it, the _ tm dries it
all up ; and yet, • sir, *thee it, gen; whiter ad
whiter." .
„ , .
tlg7A: large merchant '
and importer says
that, in the United Statee ive are paying'inori
duty on artificial floivers that on railroad.iren,
As anoffset to dila, a strungittinileff.,wenian
asserts that the Men spend more' MOM:4 O 4)r
tobacco than they ) do for tea, coffee, andiugar.
while , the sums:they lay out on sherry cobblers
would , keep the cquntry new boot, “the
whole blessed time.”
o:7Two rich younisprigs of Cincinnati , ,re.
candy fought—a duel._ _They tired, three times
without effect, when one, of the set-Nandi step.
Eyed forward and declared that he was engaged
to be married to the young lady abqut wheys
the principals,wert fighting.,• This stump
ient-put_a_n • • . ; niet i
professed themselves satistieti, and the w ' bit:
ligerents retired from a bloodless
Lvincsocs Mt6TAB.E.—A distinguished
rary lady, was once' found in a. parciiyain
tears over the supposed tomb of Washington at
Mount Vernon, but which turned out to best
lee -house.
JUST .10111.
A certain wit declared of late,
That every acting magistrate'
Was water in a ftftzingatate.
I J''.tt certain editor down east thinks that
Columbus is not entitled to ranch - credit for
discovering America, as the country is soles'
that he could not well hare missed it.
NOCRASTINATION.—It is With our gOO4 An,
tentions as with our dishes—to-morrow is but
too often the hash of to-day.
new• counterfeit bank note is described
as having for its vignette s "feinale with a
rake in her lap."
irrPteasiire may be.a 'shadow, but 'tilo
s heap of subs Lamm. •
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