B ' Y HENRY J. STATILE 37T" YEAR. TERMS OF THE COMPILER. loar-The 1141;1)117mq Compiler is published every Monday mornin g , by HENlir Sr.tnt.E, at $1,75 per annum ipaid in. advance-42,00 per annum if not paid in advanCe. No sub scription- discontinued, unless at' the option of the publisher, until all arrearages are paid. • ADVEATISEMENTS inserted at the usual rates. etwftriy, dispatch. gw.Office on South Baltimore street, direct ly opposite Wampler's Tinning Establishment, o ne and a half squares from. the Court House. J. Lawrence Hill, M. D., .11!tri g glitr i ": VT. ME I~As hisOfTme one door west of the Lutheran 'church, in Chambershurg street, and op pdsite Gramtner's store, where those wishing to have any Dental Operation performed are respectfully invited tonal). REFERENCES: Dr. D. Gilbert, Dr. C. N. Berluchy, Dr. D. Horner, Rev. C. P. Krauth, D.D., Rev. H. L. Baiigher, D. 0., Rev. Prof. William M. Rey nolds,Rev. Prof.M. Jacobs, Prof. M.L.Stcever. Gettysburg, April 11.,'1853. tf Doctor John A..Swope, ITAVING located permanently-.in Gettys- I burl. offers his professional services to the public. Office rind residence in York street,' opposite the Bank. . Gettysburg, April 24, 1854. , •1y • D. .111Conaughy, ATTORNEY AT L. 9 TV, (Office removed to one door West of Buehler's Ding &800k -store; Chambersburg street,) Attorney & Solicitor for Patents a•nd Pensions, )ouNTY Land Warrants, Back-Pay sus , ) pended Claims, and all other claims against the Government at Washington; D. C.: also American claims in England. Land War rants located and sold, or bought, and highest prices given. Agents engaged in locating warrants in lowa, Illinois, and other Western States; and lands for sale there. (Y* `apply to him personally or by letter. Gettysburg, Nov. 21, 1853. E. B. Buehl e r, .37'TORNEY .1T LITT', • Av -i L a ILI busfait n ft i t I s l s y and tr u promptly a hit. t t Ile tl n d to ie speaks the German languag.e. Office 3t, the same place. in South Baltimore street, near Forney's Brno , Store, and .nearly opposite Danner & Ziegler's Store. [March 20. AITRn. B. ifirCiel lan, - A TTOINEY AT LAW, OFFICE on the south Side of the Public Spine, two doors west' of the Sentinel office. Aug. 22. 1853. A F,reh Supply. rrHE undersigned has just returned from the City with a large supply of FRESH GOODS, which he is prepared to sell at prices which cannot be beat. His stock consists of G ILO CERIES, of all ands,- Sugars, Molasses, Coffees, Teas, Fish, Salt, Crackers, Cheese, Pickled Cu• cumbers, &c. Also, Fruits and Confections, Oranges, Lemons, Figs, Raisins, Prunes, &c —Also, Powder, Shot, Tobacco, Segars, Gail's celebrated German Smoking Tobacco, and a variety of other articles—Also, a first rate assotttnent of the best qua!ities of Liquors: Wines ana Brandies, of different - kinds,N. E. Rum, Holland Gin, Old Rye, &c.—all of which can be had on the lowest terms at the Store of the subscriber, in South Baltimore street, next door to the "Star" itifice. („r" Also, always on hand a variety of Stone Jugs, &c.—Give us a call. 1 4 11\1 AN [TEL ZIEGLER. Gettysburg, May 15, 1854. `.•C4 `mss Lf o Cheap Watches and Jewelry, wt a i d O e r a ..k \ a E tc & l I R n. F d l T AIL , e ‘ a , t ,4 t t h o e re 1 1 \ 11 , i o. 96 North Second street, corner of Quarry, Phi la d e!ph in. Gold Lever Wattlteq. full jeweled, 18 (ANA cans, 00 Cold Leptues. lS caret, Filter Lever:, full je\seled, Silver Lepi 1104. jev, (-Ix, Fuperior Quartiers, . (it. 1 ,1 Spectacles, - Fine Silver (1 , ) - ('r.1 , 1 Brseelets. - Gol , l SU% er Tex Sp." t -r, nu Cold Pen, uith Pencil and - - 1 00 Gold Filiver flings 37,1eents to $S10; a u :1, Glasses. plain, 12), cents, patent IS:1; Lunet '25; other articles in proportion. All goods war ranted to be what they are sold for. STA El FPER a HARLEY'. On hand, come Gald and Sliver Levers and Lepines, still lower than the above prices. Sept. 25. ly lii. 0. of R. M. AT oUnett entry Friday errnitiz, at 61 o'clock, in Wigwuni. (McCort afighy's HAIL) Punctual attendance. iq re. quested. A W A I{TZ. C. of 12. Ei.e„,- - r Person.: wishing foconnect theinselves with this Tribe, will please apply to any o 1 the members. Gettysburg, Nov. 13, IS:.1 I. Gin s1)0,11-Itt g ! GEORGE and Henry Wain pler will make Ilou,:e Spouting and ;nit tip the Sawn I lv fur cash ur rountry produce. F...rineN and al ' others wklgt , 4ir their Spouted, V. wild do 0t'!! them a call. 11. WA P LER. A ri I 13 1'33. 01).1, So , rar and %Voter CR AUNERS, I_7 Cringer Nuts, Sc'pteii and Je-r , ny Lind CakeK. (,‘ new artier, and inq to be best,) f or sale, cheap, by t h i ,o)und or CrILLEHIP,'S, t". UEEN E N GUM:: ERI Vt• A. ARNOI.I) i nnw rreeiviha a Livrt , Intof QoeroNw;lre, t. !jell h.- ‘vill CAI and see. • UM. in;le, on he.::d HP I I , u• by NOCUS • - famill 3, 1 .ruispaptr----I,lruntr to 3grirulturx, litrrntnrr, 3rtz .(tly (Primal rinurbtir Surrigu '30114111m, 3iinutthing, cAuturintut, 2ofi 12 -00 9 uo 7 00 7 oil 1 :01. EEO TIII MEI Cipice Poctri). From the Bizarre May I Shovel .Your Snow Away? The flakes w e r e thick on the (ley. pave. , It 11:0 ,nitiv.ed the night before. And a -tenter lat. wit ft a tittered tlre4s, Was , tatidiihr the tifinr : Ilan rim Ire 1 , 11 , 0 au ear he. •:1 want work "to•d:nr And thoirzlii I am meal:, kind sir. I'll try To shovel your snow 'away." The shovel. maul his shoulder borne, - Had a m eight he could scarce And his pallid "hrow had an a i r f or l orn ; As if he Were u , ed to pain; ,• yith unmittened hand and no tweccont, He WAS out in the cold that day ' To push his claim for an honest job, And shovel the snow aoay. "My Father died with the !lowers of Spring; The sums, «hick have fallen deep, Are testing now on the lowly bed. 'Where I often have gone to weep; • Oh, •cottld he start, from that sleep so sound, And elsvp his poor boy to-day, I «00l haste to his grave in the hallowed ground And shovel its snow away. 4 .My Sisters cough will not leave her now; And'my Mother is feeble too, 1 cau buy them fowl and medicine, NVith an honest job to do; Thee often say that the wintry breath, Which Wows till it makes tln start, Is not so cutting. and stein. and chill, As the. ice wound the heart.'' That day when the sleigh-bullS tinkled loud, . An the furs went proudly pre.t. And the joyous shiint of the school-buys rang, A. the playful half they east, Like. a sob of the pinintu•e sea, there came • • A note which was far from gay.. And its mournful burden was still the same— "•ilay I shine' your snow• away., !" ,Cictect Men rejoice, when . the sun is risen : they re joice when it goes down ; while they are uncon scious of the decay of their own lives,j—Men rejoice at seeing the face of a new season, as at the arrival of one greatly desired. Neverthe less, the revolution of the-seasons is the deCiiy of human life. Fragments of driftwood meet ing in the wide ocean, continue together a lit tle space : thus, parents, wives, children, rela tives, friends and riches, remains with us but for a short (oe—then separate, and the separ ation is inevitable. No mortal cart escape the common lot ; he who mounts for departed rela tives has no power to cause them to return. " * Knowing that the end of life is death, every right-minded man ought to pursue that which is connected with ultimate bliss. AlWord to Little Girls. Who is lovely ? It is • the little girl who drops sweet words, kind remarks and- pleasant smiles as she passes along--who has a kind word of sympathy for every girl or boy she meets in trouble, And a kind hand to help her companions out of dilliculty;--w ho never scolds, 'never contends, never teases her mother, nor seeks in any way to diminish but - always to increase her happiness.—Wonld it not please you to pick up a string of pearls, drops of gold. diamonds, or precious stones, as you pass along the street? But these are the precious stones that can never be lost. Take the hand of the friendless. Smile on the sad and dejected. Sympathise with those in trouble. Strive everywhere to diffuse aroundymr sunshine and joy." if you do this, you will be sure to be loved. Gone Right Over It. f I have a friend. whose ready Vit often enli vens the social circle, and sometimes also faith fully serves the cause of truth. One Sabb a th morning, as lie stepped from his house to go to church, he met a stranger driving a heavily loaded Wagon through the. town. He turned upon him, stopped, lifted both hands, and stood in a tragic attitude, gazing upon the ground beneath the vehicle. and exclaimed. "There !—yon are going right over it ! You have gone rizhf over it !" The traveller has tily gat*xd up his reins, drew in his horses, came to a dead stand, and began looking un der his wheels to see what little innocent child, or dog, or pig. might have been _ground to a jelly by their heavy weight. lint seeing noth ing, he looked anxiously- up to the man who had so singularly arrested his progress, and said, "ov e r what ?" "The fourth command ment," was the quick reply—"Retnember the Sabbath day to keep it holy." ft was hard starting, those wheels again, and hard hauling that load all the rest of the day.—Norwich Examiner. Making Bride A traveller in Connolly says :—"The Ger mans, by the way, have a queer way of mak ing 'brides,' and of doing some other things in the courting and marrying tray which may interesq, you perhaps. When a maiden is be trothed, she is called 'bride.' and so continues till she becomes 'wife.' All the while she is engaged she is a 'bride.' The lovers, imme diately upon the betrothal, exchange plain ,crold rings, which are ever worn afterwards till death parts them. The woman wears hers on the third finger of her left hand, and when she-becomes 'wife,' her ring is transferred to the third finger of the right hand, and there it remains. The huslutnd always wears his ring just as the wife wears hers. so that if your look upon a iiian‘s hand you can tell whether lie is mortgaged or not. There is no cheating I;ir him ever after—no coquetting with the girls, as if he were an inimar Fred man : for lo the whole story is tchi hy his linger-ring. A ma , lir Vienne•re lady was much amused when I told her that in our country we , ii ds the women. but let the liusland run at large unmarked ! .oh. that is dreadful !' said she. more than half shocked. •Think, there is Frederick, my husband—only twenty-four•—so young. so handsome:--and all the girls would be taking him flor an unmarried man, and he making love to stint ! Oh, it is dreadful, is it not ? They would never knot- he was mar ried. flow c a n von do so in your country I would not live there with Frederick for the world. ' kip; eleven iltoii , and pounds of Isahelln grapes. PLEA- - P.E vs. (isNi•nto.,••rrY. learn hy over live and a half tons. Isabellas the Painesville (OHO) Ttlegiaph that two eln,:e. of people in O r a vilia g p lat e ly uw i c ,, ed readily in our market last fall twenty-five cents per pound. At that price the produce of tr•ol, to raise 111111, 11,r the rellef (,f the pryir. du,. single acre wold-i have hronght S - . 2.751) : flne held n dancin.- party in the evtliing- and •: the oliier. c(41.-cieritiou, " i " 11/ Y C e r / I S , they would have hruu,4llt. ei upl , s preven:Pd latunfidliCe v., hut .lancing- wa , -, a part t.d the eX4•rekoS. aprvitattql l'iltittli I: teP e cows thur um. in the :if_ • I T k =Ed lii Life. IMO N, 1)! GETTYSBURG PA. • MONDAY, MARCH 12, - 1 855. Anecdote of Silas Wright. A gentleman who during the lifetime of Mr. Wright. was one of his most intimate and .con tidential friends, relate.' to us, a few days ago„ the following incident of his life, an incident which shows clearly the high moral principle by hicli that great and good man was ever ,• • • Itprivateant • • • While a Member of the Senate of New York, many years agd, there were several applica tions for bank charters, sonic of them for in stitutions with' a large capital, and whose friend were urging the passage Of the bills with vehemance. and a system of Lobbying was brought into requisition, scarcely inferior to the present highly perfected state of the pro fession. On one occasion - aprominent member of Assembly; and either then or subsequently Speaker of the house, walkinn , arm in arm with Mr. Wright, when the following conver sation, in substance, passed- between them : Alemher —I am told, Mr. Wright, that yon have never acquired a fortune, but are in niocL crate circumstances. Mr. Wright—You are correct. 1 have never tuicl --. "time to devote especially to making money, and besides am not perhaps so much attached to property as most men. Member—Bat you would not dislike to be rich. and in easy circumstances ? Mr. W.—No on the contrary. it would af ford me pleasure to have a c3mpetency, believ ing that 1 could use it prudently, and in such a manner ns.to benefit others as well as myself think I could put you in the way of a fortune of say $50,000, if you would but adopt my suggestions. should feel greatly obliged to you for any suggestion, which would' enable me, honestly. to acquire such an account. Mem.—Well, then, I , mr know that the bank bills will be up in the Senato to-morrow. have been canvassing, and find the vote very close. I know vOur opposition to them, and your determination to defeat. them. Now if yon could manage to be unwell. and be detain ed from your scat when the question is taken, 1 have no doubt sonic of nay friends would do something handsome,, and rather think it would he $50,000. Mr. W.---(lndienantly dropping the arm of the meniber,) Sir, lam astonished. You have said enough sir: I wish to hear no more. If my life is spare 3, I shall be in my seat to vote against the bills. Mr. Wright said that such an impression was made on his mind by the COllVertiatiim, that he was too nervous to sleep soundly, and that at one time of the night, he awoke and found him - self wandering about the room, in a state of tlervous excitement. In the morning he ate a very light breakfast, fearing it might cause. him to he sick. and half an hour before the meeting of the Senate, he was in his seat, impatiently waiting for the opportunity to re cord his vote, as judgment and honesty dic tated. Such was the principle which controlled the action of Mr. Wright in all his public and pri• vate relations. llis success is recorded in his tory, while the fate_orth4erson who had the temerity to attempt to swerve .hint from the path of rectitude, although a man of fine tal- ents and popular manners, fell a prey to dissi pation. and after retnoting front his country residence to the city of New York, died an in &dm ions death. We could give his name, but prefer to withhold it out , of regard for the feel ings of friends. Curious Statistics. Some Statistical genius declares that "more money is expended in the .United States tbr cigars than for all the common schools in the rnion." A wag, who is undoubtedly a lover of the weed, seeing this statement going through the papers, gets off the following : _ it has lieen, calculated that the cost of wash. inn liniM that might just as well be worn two days longer, amounts to enough in this coun t\ .37 to more than defray the expenses of the ~,1 nerican Eoard of ForeignMissiors. L I' he expenses of buttons worn on the backs of our coats: where they are of no earthly use, is equal to the surport of all our orpin asy lums. The value of toils to dress coats (of no value in reality. for tvartnth or convenience) is actu ally greater than the cost of our excellent sys tem of common schools. It has been estimated that the . value of old hoots, thrown aside, which might have 'Leen worn at least a day longer, is more than enough to buy a flannel night-gown tur every bahy in the land. Also that the cost of the extra inch on the tall shirt collars of our young men is equal to the sum necessary to pat the Bi ble into the hands of every one of the Patago nian giants. Swine Fles.n. Pork enters may bilieve as tench of this as they please. It is said that the Jews. Turks. ...Irabians. and all those who observe the pre rept of avoiding blood and swine's flesh. ate infinitely more free from disease than Chris tians : more especially do they escape those oppralli of the medical art, gotit. scrofula, con sumption. and madness. 'the Turks eat great quantities of honey Anil pastrlr. and much sugar tbey also eat largely, - and are indolent ; and vet do not suffCr from dyspepsia as Chris tians do. The swine-fed natives of-Chf-isfen dont suffer greater devastation from a painful tubule-obit: discr.se of the bowels —(1 vst ntery than from any other cnip.e. Those pet sons who abstain from swin e 's flesh and Mood are infinitely more healthy and free from humors, glandular diseases, dyspepsia. and consump tion : while in those districts. and itmOng those cla-:ises of men where the pig makes the chief article of diet, tubercle in all its form 9 of eruptiuns. sore 1i mss. bad eyes, and abscesses. must prevail. It is stated as a remarkable coincidence. that l!iint:e Edward's Island has a climate eNftely similar to (;teat Britain: there the inhabitants ale not consumptive. yet neither is file pig cal tivatt (I.—h os h m J'us/. Si - Cr E' 4 S W ITU ; ;; . ;Iwo ) . Y - cv - tite:-; to the I Flor;if:lo.tnri:-1 that he raked from one acre 01 roil _you arc fit to die ?" said _ . a *tilli•otiar to lier-neflierri:d don't GUM MEI MEI . I 'r :I:ii 'l~ = "TIWTII. LS „MIGHTY, AND WILL rnmv.m..." From tho Roam Soutii)cl. —E A. McKay, E-q., ME MMIMIMI MEE - - A most ludicronS affair . lately occurred at one - of the country fairs in a neighboring State. There had been an accommodation train placed upon the railroad passing. the village situated ncar to the fair grounds, the rates of fair u p o n which had been reduced to just one half the price charged on the regular train. The no :Won train left nt 8 . M . each day. As Avas expected, on the evening of the la . st day of the fair, a large crowd had collected on the platform near the Depot, awaiting the ar rival of the regular :Express train, expecting to get passage thereon, to their different places of destination. At length a whistle was heard in the dis tance. and amid tire and smoke, the long train appeared in view. 3lany of the crowd had been -waiting for - bours. and-at that late period were almost overcome With weariness, but at the welcome sound they rowed th e ms e lves a nd swarmed on .the platform like bees. The eye of the Conductor, he having had sonic difficul ty with a like crowd the night before, took in at a single view the whole dilemma in which he -was-_placed. lie certainly must stop, and he knew that in an instant the entire train would be beseiged by applications (or passage. The cars were already crowded to their . ut most capacity, and. as to receiving any more passengers. he knew it to be impossible. -it was just as he expected. the wheels hard ly ceased revolving, before pelt melt came the whole crowd, scrambling, tenting, pulling. hauling upon the platforms, each one anxious to get within _and secure a good scat. They Ibmid the door locked however, and well wielded by the conductor and his assistants. It. teas in vain that he explained to them that he could not eury them, dm t . the cars were al ready.crowded. - They would listen to nothing., they wanted to go, so they would. They crowded the platform, they clung to the steps and hung to the WindoWs.. His time was up.- and he had no space to tarry—but it mattered not to the crowd, they had got a foot-hold and were bound to go. It mattered not how inse cure the position, if their limbs were damaged qr their lives jeopardised, the coinpany ,was able to pay, and they hung on. The bell rang, the whistle sounded, but bore no warning to them. The poor conductor looked puzzled, and scarce knew what to do If the train moved some lives must be lost, and to remain longer where he was be could not. He entreated, told theta another train would be along, but the crowd heeded him not, they were determined to go on that train. At length, an idea broke in upon him. Upon' the switch near him, were three empty cars belonging to the accommodation train. "Waimea," said he, "if I must, I suppose I must." Ile then 'vent and examined the wheels of the empty train and found them in order. "Now," said he, "all who want to go, get into the two front cars of this train." Away went the crowd, tumbling' over each other, screaming, laughing and hooting ; and in less than a minute the two cars were filled to their full extent by the“hornNard bound." Each had ,secured . a good seat . and were con gratulating each other 'as to what their perse verance had. gained for them. and solacing themselves with the prospc:ct of a speedy jour ney. Tly sc nearest the windows had adjust• ed them, in order to allow a free cirzolation of air—and carpet bags' and valises were stowed snugly away under the seats. Per- Imps a better contented company had never got into so small ,a compass before, for they were ()Mind to go home, and here was a fair chance of doing so. •In a few minutes they would be in motion, it was but a few rods ahead to the switch, they %you'd soon hitch on, and then away. The conductor had monntcd his - train, and the engineer was at his post. “Are you all abotird, gentlemen ?" asked the con.luct or. "Yes, sir!" cried a hundred voices. "Then, gen..lemen.l wish you good, night, and a pleasant journey home." The wirkile sounded, and the bell rang, and away went the train at the rate of about twen ty- miles an hour. A dead silence reigned throughout the two cars for almost a minute, when a large, huTly red whiskered man straightened himself up and said : ''(ientle►nen, in my opinion, we have all been very cheaply 'sold.' lie has tune away and left So he had, and a ,fiercer crowd or men was never seen in that r ion before. They swore and stamped, tore, and cur,ed all railroads that ever •re built, it was well the conduc tor did not go over that road again that for he would most have found it a "hard road to travel." At length, Willi no better prospect Lefore them, the et illsperSA to the dila:tent hotels and carow-cil the temainder of the night away.— Oftfrhmtill. A Tradition of the Arabs King Num od one day commanded his three sons to cuter his presence, and he caused to lie placed before them by his slaves three sealed inns. One of the urns was of gold. the second of anther. and the last of clay. The king de sired his eldest son to choose among them that which appeared to cunt:hitt the tre - asure of the greatest 'nice. The eldest chose the vase of gold, on which was written '•Empire." Ile opened it and found it Was full of blood. The second chose the amber vase, on which was written -Glory." Ile opened it and found it tilled with the ashes of men who had been fa mous on the earth. The third took the re maining vase—that of clay. Ile opened it and found it empty: but in the bottom of it the potter had written one of the letters of the name of God. •‘Whi‘.:h of the , e va-es ‘veighs most ?" demanded the king of in, court. The ambitions replied, the vase of gold : the eonquelovs. vase of amber ; the sages answered and sa id, -The einps v vase. becaose a single letter in the name of God weighs wore than an entire globe." . l'itoFrr lkhErts.; Fow hook , puldish.d the following result of lily e xpe r ie:iee iu keel'itv,4 fowls. lie kept. 36 bent la,t tar, and they yielded him 351) dozen or 4,250 ecg , :. besides 12:Ichicketis. The net proceed.: of the _sales were Ziri.) the family having had. of cour•ze, what. egg and poultry they warned 1 4 .11 . their o • ,cu cunsnulprion be- The whole cost of the grain for keeping the h us was a ti action over lea% in , a clear 1,1 uiit of FIE ntun . :er of Innviyrr:“; tif - +l:en in Olt 112 . •_'l,)llt, 1. 'I/ 1:4 ~111• CapitlldPunishraen V- a witing-.oe- chere- The first Indian that was ettpitally extrenteil by the Cherokees, tinder the Cherokee laws and by a Cherokee sheriff,. was a fellow named ...Nat, who w ,: hanged about five miles from the town of Van Buren, in Arkansas, for the murder of another Indian who was called "Mosquito."' The.singular and almost, laugha. - 7,17 - ii were Tetordwd to particu ars o t tit execu at the time by en eye witness : "The sheriff had caused a-. gallows to be erected n short distance from the court lodge, but-when the culprit was brought to it, he be ing a very tali man, it was fount] to be too short-'tor his tasommod.4tim,' and some other piaci; had to be sought-for the execution. "The whole band of Indians, with the sheriff and .Nat' in the midst of them, then betook themselves to the banks of the Arkansas, in search of a proper tree-feonrwhieh to suspend the prisoner ; and, niter a little time, a tall cotton wood was found, with a projecting limb far pp the trunk, that, in the opinion of all. was suitable for the purpose. " 'Not,' now that all things were ready, ex 7 pressed a wish to bathe in the river once more, which ho was permitted Ao do, carefully guard red by the rifles from thO.shore. He went into the water, frolicked about for some time, swam to and fro with great apparent pleasure, then came to the shore, donned his blanket, • and stood ready tor. the last act-of the drama. -Tim Sheriff now told him to climb the tree, which he coinniet wed, dui ng., tha officers, of the law.toiling up after him with the fatal cord.— . .Nat,' reached the projecting branch of the tree, nod _was desired by-the Sheriff "to work himself out upon it as-far off from the trunk ns he:could, which was done, when the sheriff adjusted the noose around his neck, and tied the other end of the rope around the litidi! "All these preparations were conducted with the utmost coolness, and the most perfect good understanding existed between the sheriff and the Indian. _When all the arran„ ,, etnents were completed the sheriff told 'Nat' that he would slide down the tree to the ground, and make a signal, when he. the prisonetonust jump oil' the limb—to all -which ',Nat' cheerfully as sen ted. -The sheriff' reached the wound, slid looking up to the limb upon which sat the pour vie. Um, he shouted— "'Now, Nsit,-you-ryed rascal, jump!' And jump 'Nat' did ; and, after a few struggles, hung a mass of lifeless clay,, to the infinite wifiniermen t of his red brethren, who had nev er before. been regaled_with the sight of an ex ecution of that kind."—Harper'3 411agazine. ' , When Jones kept the United States Hotel, at Philadelphia, it was a favorite , house with us. Jones always had the_ first salmon,. the first green peas, and the'earliest strawberries. One day, when young pigs first came around, Jones, as usual, secured the only four then in market for his dinner table. A tall. lank in dividual, with a sort or yollowi*.phiz, sat at our elbow. fie looked as though a basin of gruel or barley broth at most, would be as solid fare as his stomach could contain. A wailer, thinking to be very sick, asked him in a commiserating tone what he, would be served with. “Nothin', tts I knows - on,” replied the sick man. -I'm not quite well to-day ; but 111 try a hit of the perk." One of the pigs was placed by the side of his plate. which disappeared in double quick time, under his succissiye' and determined attacks. '•Will you huve sou►ethin. , snore?'" asked the woitvr. Casting his eyes, np and down the table, with piercing looks at the - three empty dishes: “I say. landlord." he inquired, ‘liave you got any more of them young hogs ?"—Exchange paper. The Rutland (Vt.) Herald says that on the last night of the Vermont legislative session, while . the school bill was under discussion. a member con►platii►ad that school boys had lost their politeness and their respect. Mr. Bart lett, of London. said :—I acknowledge the •truth-of the gentleman's remarks. I was once obliged to take off my.cat-skin cap to every passer-by. Now, no boy uncovers his head. A few years since, I was riding through tit.- leans county in a sleigh. and overtook boy who had attained the, age of nine years.- I stepped out of the road'to let me pass. There he stood npon the crust—erect, bold and as, Airing, lie did not propose to doll' his heftier —not he. Said I, '.My lad, you should al ways take off your hat to a gentleman." Said he, "1 aluntp dn." u" T - ingenious down Easter, who vented a new kind of "Ltive-Letter Ink," which he has been selling as a safeguard against all actions for brea..th of' - promes,e of marriage. inasn.uch as it entirely tildes - from the paper in two months after elate, was re cently most awfully "done brown" by a'broth er down Easter, who purchased hundred boxes of the article and gave him his note at ninety days. At the expiration of the time, the ink inventor called finr payment, but on unfolding the scrip. found, nothing but a piece of blank paper. The note had been written with his osvn‘ink. ' Willi:AT IN olt EGON . —The Oregon wheat crop of last season was so large that it WaN thought there could be afforded a surplus of one million of bushels for exportation to Cali fornia. Some of the San Francisco papers think that with this aid no additional flour would be needed from the Atlantic division of the Union. editor of the Ilollidaysburg Standard is 0. A. Tra ugh, Esq. La,-t, week he received a document from one of the narrisburg &Awls, a Know-Nothing, directed as follows ; "oatraugh liolydeshurg." 1840 Barnum worked for four dollars a week. lie is tteivr worth - mm-e than a million of dollars. "Courage and printer's ink," was his motto. .[,l7Themistotles, who had a farm to sell. caused the crier who proclaimed it to add that it had a good neighbor ; rightly judging that such an advantage would make it more vendi ble. Sal," said one girl to another, --1" am so ' I have no 'woo now. , " •, • . e , e cl the other. ,-: 1i ; kees. A Small Fater. A Smart Boy. 1...0 e, tutus Onion 3 us I TWO DOLLARS A-YEAL Ad,viee-to--Consumptives, In some:good adv ice to consumptives, Dr, Hall says: tat ail you can digest, and exercise a great deal in the open air, to convert what yon eat into pure healthful blood. Do not be afraid of out-door air, day or night. Do not be afraid of sudden changes of weather ; let no change, hot or cold, keep you in doors. If it is rainy cause you eat as much on a rainy dares upon a clear day, and if . you exercise less, that much more remains in the, system of what ought to be thrown off by exercise, and some ill -result, some consequent symptom or ill feeling is the certain issue.: Hit is Cold out of doors, do not muffle your eyes, mouth and nose in furs, veils, woolen comforters, and the like ; nature has supplied you with 'the best muffler, with the best inhaling regulator, that .is, two lips ; shut them before you step out of a warm room into the cold air, and keep them shut until you have walked briskly elm rods and quickened the circulation a little ; walk fast enough to keep off a *ding of and taking Md will- be impossible. What are', the facts of the ease ? look at railroad conduc tors. going Mat of 'a - hot • air into the piercing cold of winter :and in agiin 'everyllve or ten minutes, and' yet theY do not,take Cold oftener than others ;'you will scarcely Midst consump tive man in a thousand of them. It is tion-' derful how afraid consumptive people. are of fresh air, the very thing that would curetherri, the only obstacle to a cure being' that they do pot,get enough of it ; and infinite pains 'they take to a void breathing it, espe-: chilly if it is cold :_when.it'is known the colder the Mr is, the purer it Must be;'.l.yet,if people cannot get to a bet eliniatio, - ther will make an artificial one,and im prison theMseleee for a whole winterin - a w arm 'rooni, with tern= perature not varying ten degrees in six inenths; all such people die, and We follow in their, footsteps.. if I were seriously ill of constimp- tion, I would live out of doors day and night, , . except, it was raining or mid-Winter', then I wohldsleeßin an unplastered log house. , conSii iiiptive friends, you 'want air; not sio ; .you want pill.° air, not medicated,, ay: 1; you want nutrition, such as plenty of tiries4 ,- , , and,Lread will give, and they, alone ; physW lias no nutrimen4 gaspings for air cannot - OW, you,; monkey capers in, gymnasium Canna' • cure yon, and _stiinulants cannot cure If you, want to get well, go in 'for beef and -out door air, and do not be deluded into the grive, by newspaper advertisements, and unfitidablfa - certifiers. ' (a — One of the reasons urged by Know-Noth ing orators and papers Why Catholics should not be allowed the rights '4' citizens here,' is that' they, oWe , politiCal allegiaiteti to the Pope, - 'and that foreign Catholics, in bectuning'citizens, do, not renounce that a ll egiance. A Catholic Clergyman of Troy, N. Y., thuS replies to this argument used against him in the 2'inacit 01 that city: “It seems by an article which yen pnblisheil together with my letter, that the reason why Catholic Priests shOuld not be allowed the - same rights as Protestant ininistarii, ,is ,that -nhe Catholic church does not rentanice allegiance - to-foreign powers,' &a. .4 Please have the kindnesS to informal the gen tleman who wrote this that when I made the', declaration` - of my intention of liecoinhag,,a2': American citizen, I renotinced allegiance, te fiwcign powers ; 'that I repeated :the, same' ciatk w when I took, my .naturalization pripers, : that,l was at the - time Ore than . thirty - yeartiofigi4 and kriew consequently the 'value of in oath -that being a Christian, I believelp avenger of . pod ury that the 'saintrii true'ot all' my bretliCrn who are lin tiiraloC4 eitiZenS, and.. that the loyalty of the Cathblic body to the sti tution of the -United States MS - been :tested ' long enough, in _peace and — war, jo'giVe Alt sincere_A inericapSa sure pledge,cor the future. COMICAL:--A :gentletnan by- the name' of lan, residing near a' private" madihttuSe.•thet • one of unfortunate inhabitants,' Who had. 'inoken'from his keener:_, The maniac sudden -- 1y stopped, and, resting upon a large stick,' ix•- ehtinied: * • ..Who are you, sir ?" • • The gentleman was rather alarmed, but thinking to divert his attention by a pun, 4.1 am 'a' dnuble man ; I am a Man by panto and anutn by nature."._ • "Arc you so?" rejoined the other I ain . a man beside myself—so we two fight you !"• . • lie then knocked-down Man and ran away. 9:Won& stepped up to a. gentleman who was engaged in conversation with about a doz en others, and said: • “It seems to me I have seen your physiogno my somewhere, before, but I cannot imagine *here.” "Very likely. I, have been the keeper of a )rison foi• upwards of twenty years !" fr,7 - Gt•ocer—"Mr. Editor, I'll thank you to say I keep the best groceries in the city. Editor—"l'll thank you to supply my, tam. ily with groceries gratis." Grocer—'•l thought you were glad to get something to Jill your paper." Editor—"l thought you were glad to fill your store room for nothing. It's a poor rulo that won't work both ways." Exit grocer in a rage threatening to kill the paper. • YOCS'a AMERICA AT HIS DEVOTIONS.—The cdi tor (If the Detroit Times says he beard, a day or two since, the following illustration of early piety —"Pray God bless father and mother, and A non. n rid —by jinks, I must scrabble quick into bed before Mary does." , . IrPiliere is an old lady in Troy siv frill of sympathy. that every time her ducks take a bath in the mud gutter. she dries their feet by the fire to keep them from catching cold: 1 ? - 7" . ".Ah !" said a mischievous wag to a lady acq nai n ta rice of an aristocratic caste.- [ perceive you have been learning a trade." -Learning a track' replied the lady, indignantly, "you are very ranch mistaken." "Oh, 1 thoug - Tifby the looks of your cheeks you had turned painter." tr7There is no greater obstacle in the way of success in life, than trusting for something to turn up. instead of going to work and WI niug up something. 17"'Jiin Snicks puts everything to t:sze. Ilia wife has a bald head - , - and he :strap, bia razor 7"rip g:t in a 1:11v :A.:I l 0 nrinlTP a ocrt alp lux: (.(.'tip NO. 24.