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BY EWES SARGENT The camp has had its day of song; The sword, the bayonet, the plume, ilave crowded out of rhyme' too long The plough : the anvil and the loom! 0, -not upon our tented fields Are freedom's heroes bred alone The training of the workshop yields More heroes true than war has down Who drives the bolt, ~who •slotpes_the steel, May with a heart as valiant' smile, As he ‘i , bry sees a foeman reel _ Iu blood before his blow 6f might; ' The skill that conquers space and time, That graces life, that lightens toil, Irlay spring from courage more Hiblime —Than—that—which—makes--a—realm—its—spoil. Let labor then look.. up anesee_ Ilis craft no path of hunor The solflier's title yet shall be ' Less honored than the woodman's axd; Let art its own appointment prize. Nor deem that gold. or outward light Can compensate the worth that lies In boasts that breed their own delight. And may the time draw nearer still, When man this sacred truth shall heed, That from the thought and from the will Must all that raises man proceed; Though pride — may — kold our calling low, For us shall duty make it good ; And we from truth to truth shall go, Till life and death are understood. ,Gclect Afilioccilaull. THE BOY HEROES. A SKETCH OF EARLY WESTERN LIFE When Kentucky was an infant -State, and before the foot of civilization had trodden her giant forest, there lived upon a branch of the Green River, an old hunter by the ‘name of John - Slitter. - His hilt - Was upon the southern bank or the stream, and save-a small patch of sonic cozen acres that had been cleared by his own - axe, he was shut- up by dense forests. Slater had two children at home with him:— two sons. Philip and Daniel—the former fourteen and the latter twelve years of age. Ills elder children had gone south. Ilis wife was with him, but, she had been for several years ail - almost helpless cripple from the ef fects of severe rhetimad sm. It was early in the spring, and the old hun ter had just returned from Columbia, where he had been to cafry• the produce of the win ter's labor, which consisted mostly of furs. Be had received quite a sum of money, and had brought it home with him. The old man had for several years been accumulating money, for civilization was gradually approaching him, and he meant that his "childreii — siforuld: start on fair terms with the world. One evening, just as the family were sitting down to their frugal supper, thei were attract ed by a sudden howling of the dogs, and as Slater went to the door to see what was the !matter, he saw three men approaching his hut. He quickly tnieteds the dogs, and the stran gers approached • the door. They - asked for something to eat, and also for lodgings for the "light. John Slater was not the man to refuse a request of that kind, and he asked the stran gers in. They set their rifles behind the door„. unslung their packs, and room was made for them at the, supper table. They represented themselves travelers bound further west, in tending to cross the Mississippi in search of a settlement. The new comers were far from being agree able or prepossessing in their looks, but Slater took no notice of the circumstances, for he was not one to doubt any man. The boys, however, did not like their appearance, at all, and quick gl4inces which they gave each other told their feelings. The hunter's wife was not at the table, but she sat in her great easy chair by the tire. 'Slater entered into conversation with the guests,' but they were not very free,ai=ul. after while the talk dwindled to occaFional ques tions. Philip, the elder of the two, noticed that the men cast uneasy glances about the room, and 'he watched them narrowly. His fears had , become excited, and he could not rest. Ile knew that his father' had a large :sum of money in the house, and his first .thought was that these men woe there for the :purpose of robbery.__ _ _ Atter the slipper was over, the boys quick ly cleated off the table, and then they Went out of doors. It had become dark. or rather the night had - fairly'serin, for there was a bright .moon, two-thirds full, shining down upon the forest. "Daniel," said Philip in a low whisper. at the same time casting a look over his shoulder, "what do you t k of these 'ere men ?" "I'm afraid they e bad ones," returned the youneboy. "So am I. I believe the mean to steal fa ifimihi Vruzgagrr----.Frutitrit tg Rgrirulturr, ittraturr, lirts unit .krirurro, Alarkrts, &mat m nth nu "sorrily! 3ntriligurr, icnurrtising; .3iiittsruituty—b: ther's money. Didn't; you notice how they looked around ?" "Yes " "So did I. If we should tell father what we think, he would only laugh at us, and tell us 47. e were lerfect scare-crows." "But we can watch 'em." • "Yes, we will 'watch 'em, but do not let them know it." ' - . The boys held some further consultation, and then going to the dog -house, they set the small door back, so that the hounds might spring forth if they were wanted. If they had desired to speak with their father about their suspicions, they had no chance, for the,stran gers sat close by .him all the evening. At length, however, the old man signified his intention of retiring, and arose to go out of doors, to see the state of affairs without. The three followed him, but they did not take their weapons. The -old lady. was asleep in the chair. - 'Now," wZdspered Philip, 'get's take two of father's riff s - up to our bed—we may want them. • 'We are as good as men with the rifle." Daniel' sprang to obey, and quickly as possi- blethe boys slipped twcirifles from their poet: 7 ets behind :the great stove chimney, and then hastened back and emptied the priming from the stran_ers' rifles, and when theirfather and the straners,returned, they had resumed-their i~-`n 1~1 The hunter's cabin was divided into two apartments on the ground floor, one of them in the end of The building being the .old man'; sleeping room, and the other the room in which the company at present sat. Uver head there was a sort of scaffolding, reaching only half way over the large room below it, and . in the opposite end of the building from the little sleeping apartment of the hunter. A rough ladder led up to the scaffold. and on it, close up to the gable end, was the boys' bed. There was no partition at% the edge of this scaffolding, but it was . all. open to the room below. • • . Spare bedding.was spread upon the floor of the kitchen for the three travelers, and after everything had been arranged for their comfort the boys went up to their, bed, and the old Man retired to his lithle room. The two bdys thought not of sleep, or if they, did, it was . on-ly to avoid it. Half an hour had passed away, and they could hear their father snore. Theu they he - ard a .movement from those below. Philip crawled silently to where he could peep down through a crack, and saw one of the men open his pack, from which he took several pieces of raw meat by the rays of the moon, and moving towards the window, shoved the sash,back and threw the pieces of flesh to the-dogs, —Then he went back to his bed and laid down. At first the boy thought that this might he 'thrown to the dogs only to distract their atten tien ; but when the man laid down, theTdea of poison flushed through' Philip's, mind. He whispered his thOtight to' his brother. The first impulse of little Daniel as he heard that his poor dog were to be poisoned, was to cry out, but a, sudden-pressure—from—the-hand—of his brother kept him silent. At the end' of the boy's bed there was a dark window, a small square door, and as it was - directly over the dogs' -house, Philip re solved to go down and save the, dogs. The undertaking was a dangerous one ; for the least noise would arouse the.villains,and the con sequences might be fatal. But Philip Slater, found himself strong in beak, and he determin ed upon the trial. His father's life might be in•his hands ! This thought was a tower of strength in itself. Philip opened the window without moving from the bed, and it swung upon its leather hinges without noise. Then he threw °lf the sheet and tied the corner of it to a' staple by ,which the window was hooked. The sheet was'then lowered on the outside, and careful ly the brave boy let himself out upon it. lie enjoined his brother not to move, and then Le slid noiselessly down. The hounds had just found the meat, and they drew back at their young master's beck, and Philip gathered the flesh all up. He easily quieted the faithful brutes, and then he quickly tied the Meat up in the sheet. There was a light ladder stand ing near the dog-house, and setting this up against the building, Philip made his way back to his little loft, and when once safely there be pulled the sheet in after him. The strangers had not been aroused, and with -a beating heart the boy thanked Clad. He had performed an act, simple as it may ap pear, at which a stout heart would have quail ed. The dogs growled as they went back into -their kennel, and if the strangers heard t iem, • they thought the poor animals were grow — g over the repast they had found. At length the hounds ceased their noise, and all was quiet. An hour passed away. and so did another. It must have been nearly mid- - night when the . 42191 moved again. and the lad Philip saw the rays of a candle flash up_ through the cracks of the floor on which stood ids bed. Ile would have moved to the crack where he could peep down, but at, that moment he heal d, a man upon the ladder. Ile uttered a quick whisper to his - brother; and they lay perfectly still. The -.man came to the top of the ladder, and held his light up so as he could look upon the boys... The - fellow , seenia to be rreertl‘: vs-tisfied that they were asleep, for be GETTYSBURG, PA.: MONDAY, NOVEMBER 6, 1854: soon returned to the' ground floor, and then Philip crept to the crack. He saw - the men take knives, and he heard them whispering. "We'll kill the old man and woman first," said one 4 pf them "and then we'll hunt the mone • . If those little brats u' there oin tin_ to the scatted) wake up, we can easily take care of them." “But we must kill them, all,".said another of the villains. "Yes,'" returned -the speaker, "but not the young ones first ; the. may make a noise and start the old man up." Philip'a heart beat with horror. "Down the ladder outside ! quick !" he Nvliis pered to 1 .- lither. "Down and start up the dogs ! Run for the .fli-ont door and throw it open—it isn't fastened ! Oh, do let the-dogs in the house as quick as you can !. I'll look out tor father while You go." Daniel quickly crawled out through the lit tle window, - and Philip seized a rifle and crept to the head of the scaffold. Two of the'villains were just approaching the door of his father's room. They had set the candle down' on the _floor.,_so_thatits_light would fall into the bed room as the door was opened. Philip drew the hammer of his rifle back, and rested the , ,muzzle upon the edge of the boards. One of -the-men-had---his-hand-upon-the-da,tchr--The boy hero uttered a • single word of heartfelt prayer, ans ten e-pu ITd - the rigger. - ie villain whose band was upon the latch, uttered 'one sharp, quick cry, and then fell upon the floor. The bullet had passed through his brain. For an instant the. two remaining villains were confounded, but they quickly compre hended the nature and- nosition of their enemy, and they sprang for the ladder. They _did not reach it, however, for at that instant the outer doer was flung open and the hounds—four in number—sprang into the house.. With a deep, wild yell, the animals leaped upon the villains, and they had drawn them upon the floor just as the old hunter came from his room, "Help ! help us ! father," cried Philip, as he hurried down the ladder. "I've shot one of them ! They arepurderers ! robbors ! Hold 'em !-hold 'em theAioy -continued. clapping his hands to the dogs. Old Slater comprehended the na ture of the scene in a moment, and sprang to the spot where the hounds had the two men upon the floor. The villains had . both lost their knives, and the dogs_lta_d so_wounled, them tl.at they were incapable of resistence. With much difficulty the animals were called off, and the two men were lifted to a seat. There was no need of binding them, for they needed some more restorative agent, as the dogs had made quick work in disabling them. • After they had been looked to. the old man cast his eyes about the coom : They rested a moment upon the body of him who had been shot, and then turned, upon the boys. Philip told him all that had happened. It seemed some time before the old hunter could crowd the whole teeininn. truth through his mind, but as he gradually co rehended it all, a soft, grateful, pond light brokt, over his features, and he held out his arms to sons. "Noble, noble boys !" he tittered, as he clasped them to his bosom. "God bless you -for this ! Oh. I — dreamed not that you had such hearts." For a long time the old man gazed on his boys in silence ; while tears of love and grati tude rolled down his cheeks, and his whole face was lighted up with the most joyous holy pride. Long before _daylight, Philip mounted the horse and started for the nearest settlement, and early in the forenotn the officers Of justice had the two wounded men in charge, while the body of the third was removed. •They were recognized by the officers as criminal:4 of notoriety ; but this was their last adventure, for the justice they had so tong outraged fell upon them and stopped them itt_ their • career. Shotild any of our readers chance to pass down the Ohio.river, let them take notice of a large white mansion that stands upon the south ern bank, with a wide forest park in "fro - nt of t, and situated some eight miles west of Owens boro'. Ask your steamboat captain, who lives there, and he will tell you, "Philip Slater & Brother, retired flour merchants." They are the coy -heroes of whom you have been reading. EVERY :MOMENT SCNDAI —ln different na ? tions every day of the week is set apart for puhl ic_worshi p Sundayby_the day' by the (jrceians, Tuesday by the Per sians, Wednesday by the Assyrians, Thursday by the Egyptians, Friday by the Turks, and Saturday by the Jews. Add to this the fact of the diurnal revolution of the earth, giving every variation of longitude a different hour, and it becomes apparent that every moment is Sun day. ~ J . 77- l le is only worthy of estee who knows what is just and honest, and dares to d o it_ who is master of his own passions, and scorns to be a slave to another's. - Such a one, in the p - 00, es tThove rty - , - is alar - blat - er man. and merits 'mole re , pect, than those gay things who owe all their greatness and reputation to their ren tals and revenues. 17 - The lady_ who did not_thiuk it respecta ble to bring up her children to work has late ly heard from her two sons. One of them is bar:keeper on aifflat=boat,',and - the oilier is steward of. a brick. yard. "TRUTH IS MIGHT'S', AND:WILL PREVAIL." • THE GREAT PLAGUE-. In Dicken's Child'S History of England, vol. X, we find the following respecting the Great Plague that prevailed in the city of London, in the seventeenth century “During the winter of 16G4, it had been A member of-Gov. Stephen's Northern Route exploring party ina long communication trAlie St. Louis RepuVican,-Written from . the head of Yellow StOne River, says from the incidents of the party thus far:—"On Sunday, after a march of some 10 miles, the butfaloes were 'reached. -- They were before and on each side of the train. For miles ahead it seemed one vast drove yard. They *ere estimated by some as high as 500,- 000-200,000 is considered as a very low es timate. Drawing up the train at our usual halt, at noon, a large herd were about a half mile ahead. The hunters. six-in number, were immediately despatched, well mounted on spare horses,reserved for that especial purpose, and the whole train had an opportunity to wit ness a buffalo hunt. The hunters dashed in among the herd, picked out the fittest of the , crowd, and then, separating the selected ones from the herd, soon dispatched them. In an hour the wagons were sent but a small distance from the route, to receive the choicest pieces of the buffalo. In the next two `day's march the hunter' '-were kept some distance ahead, to -44-eep off the by fl-tlotS was the only way_the sale pas-age of the train could be insured I through the sea, of flesh. The pack mules and spare n mals-- foil owmg- on-the train-being-to numerous to be separately led, were hard to control ; and, despite every precaution and.care one - horse and four mules were lost--"they get ting mingled with the herd. Every effort was made to reclaim_them—hours spent in their attempted recovery. The effort was useless." At,:i fire in Willjamsburg„ day night a Weetc, two boys peritied , ; fkiving been literally charred in their bets. - whispered a .out that some few people had died here and there ola disease called the plague, in some of the unwholesome suburbs of London. New was not published at .that time as it is now, and some people believed these rumors, and some disbelieved them, and they were. soon forgotten. But in the month of May. 1664, it began to be said-all over the town that the disease had burst out with great violence. in St. Giles, and that the people were dying in great . numbers. This soon turned out to be awfully . true. The roads out of London were choke up by people endeavoring 'to escape from the infected city, •and large sums wore paid for any kind of conveyance. The disease soon spread so fast that it was necessary 'to shut up the. houses in which sick people were, and .to cut them off from-commu nication with the living. Every one of these houses was marked on the outside of the door with are cross, nn thewords :—"to'rd, have znercy Cin us !". 'The streets were all deserted. grass grew in the public ways, and there was a dreadful silence in the air., When night came oh, distant rumblings used to be heard, . . , t t i ( at i-cart attended by men with veiled faces and holding . cloths to their' mouths, who rang doleful bells, and cried in a loud and solemn voice, bring 'out your dead !" The corpses put into the carts were buried by torchlight in great pits ; no service being performed over them—all men being afraid to stay for a moment on the brink of the ghastly graves. In the general fear, children ran away from their parents, and pa rents. from -their children. Some were stabbed or strangled by hited nurses, who robbed them of all their money, and stole the very beds on which. they lay. Some went mad. dropped from their windows; ran through -the-streets, and in -their pain and frenzy threw themselves . into the river.' These were not' all the horrors of the time. The wicked and dissolute, in wild desperation, sat in taverns, singing roaring songs, and were stricken as they drank, and went off and died. The fearful,and superstitions persuaded them selves that they saw supernatural sights 21ini—ming swords - in the sky; gigantic arnis - and darts. Others pretended that at night, vast crowds of ghosts walked round and round the dismal pits. One madman, naked, and carry . ing a . brazier full of burning coals upon his head; stalked through the streets, crying. out that he was a prophet, conunissioned to de nounce the vengeance of the Lord on wicked London. Another always went . to and fro, exclaiming:—"Yet forty days and London shall be destroyed !" A third awoke the echoes of the dismal streets, by night, and by day, and made the blood of the sick run cold, by calling incessantly, in a deep hoarse voice :—"O, the great and dreadful God !1' Through the months of - July.and August, and September, the Great Plague raged more and more. Great fires were lighted in the streets, in the trope of stopping the infectiob ; but th6re was a plague of rain, and it beat the fires out. At last, the winds Weli - UStnilly rise at that time of the year, which is called the equinox, when day and night are of equal length all over the world, began to blow and purify the wretched town: The deaths began to decrease, the fugitives to return, the shops to open again, and pale, frightened faces to be seen in the streets. The plague _had been in every part of England, but in close and un wholesome London it had killed one hundred thousand people." Buffaloes by the Acre. VOLTAIIMS D.saTu.-The awful details - of Voltaire's death are not too well known to need repetition. The following authentic anecdote may he interesting: , ".Some years age; an individual well.known and highly respeeted'in the religions world. narrated in my hearing t e o owing inci en . In early life, while with a college companion he was making a tour on the continent, at Paris his friend was seized with an alarming illness. A physician of great- celebrity was speedily summoned, who stated that the case was a criti cal one, and that much would depend upon minute attention to his directions. As. there was no at hand upon whom they could place much reliance, he was requested to recommend sornacontidential and experienced nurse. He mentioned one, - but added, 'You may think yourself happy, *lced, should you be able to secure her services: but she is so much in re quest among the higher circles here, that there is little chance of finding her disengaged !' The narrator at once ordered his carriage, went to her residence, and, much to his satisfaction; found her at home. Ile briefly slimed his er rand, and requested her immediate attendance. 4131 it, before" consent to acceinpany - you, per- Mit me, sir,' Said she, Ato ask you a single ques tion :Is your friend a Christian ?' 'Yes, he re plied; 'he is indeed, a Christian in the best and highest sense of the term ; a man who lives.ln he fo oIGod. But I should like to know the reason of Yoni - inquiry?'- she answered, was the rse that attended Voltaire in his s ness, and for all the wealth of ;Europe I would never again see on infidel die.' " INGENUITY OF A CAPE KEEPER.-A gessip ingcorrespondent, writing from Paris, under date of September 11411), says: !'A gale keeper has revealed himself this week as-en indivld ual understanding Parisian character in a de gree that would have insured him success as comic author. His cafe was unknown. til. attended. unsuccessful: He had placed a lovely damsel at the counter, but to no pur pose. He _furnished excellent coffee, ,but without effect. Atlas'., driven - to ,desperation, and thoroughly knowing his men, he loaded a pistol, rammed down the waddiug..bard, and fired it in the air. There was an immediate inroad of promenaders, and a spe,edy gather ing of policemen.. Groups collected, at the door. Coffee began to flow,in an-uninterrup ted stream. Pistols and coffee for several hUndred at least. Tha,lady.at the counter was found exceedingly beautiful, and inqui rers represent her as a miable. , / The proprietor is to be tried and fined fqr harboring gunpow der; but he will like that all the - better. He will be in the papers without the expense of advertising. He is on the high road to for tune, for , that one trait of genius. GRAVF: JOKING ! -A practical joke, bordering dose on the graie, was played 'off, in•Sevitti nah, Georgia, during the late preValence of the yellow fever in that city, upon the arrival 'of the steamer Florida. - As the passengers, one by one, came down the gangway, they were stopped by a wag of . a mechanic, who, with' foot-rule in hand; proceeded to measure them for their cotiThs, with the simple inquiry, “whe r ther they would havb them made.of mahogany or pine." INTEREsTiNG CORRIGSPONDENCV.. -"DCO,r . I am sorry that .1 cannot accept your kind offer, as I am already engaged; but I am sure my sister Ann would jump at it. Your obli ged Eliza L." ‘.flear, Mks Eliza L., I beg your pardon ; wrote your name in mistake, it was Miss Ann I meant to ask—have written to her per bear er. Hoping soon to be your affectionate bro ther, J. IL" The doctor and Miss Ann Were mar ried. PRETTY Gooo.—An exquisite compliment was paid the other evening to a lady in our presence. She had just swallowed a petite glass of wine, as a gentleman in the company asked for a taste. •'lt is all gone," said she, laughing, "unless you will take some of it froin my lips." should be most happy," he replied, "but I never take sugar with my wine !" A BM FiDDLE.—A newapper correspon dent says that a bass viol has been construct ed at Vienna, thirteen feet high, provided with pedals, to act upon- the finger board. This, however; is nothing to thegreat violin in many, which is su large - as to , require. two horses to draw the how, - and - oriiititroke produ ces a sound that vibrates six weeks. • A ScitooLuor's ASPIRATION.-011, how. I wish I were a fountain, for then I could he al ways playingl,--Punch. Ze t r"l sell peppermints on Sundays," re marked a good old lady who kept a little can dy shop, "heeauso they carries 'ern to church, and eats 'etn, and keeps awake to hear the shr anon ; but if you,want pickleA limes you must come on week days. They're secular corn- .',17- . NVe were amused with a remark we heard in the street yesterday evening.—"lial too, Bill," said a fellow to one of his tipsy companions, who was standing against a lamp post, that your post rl "Not exactly," said the tipsy ss • " . have a lean upon it." r, - "Naturu is limited, but fancy is bound less. TWO. DOI;LARS A,IYEAR. PRESERVING BUTTER. —The farmersOf iber deen-,-S,-ntl and, are said to practiee the follow-` ins method' of curing their butter, which gives it a greaVsuperiority over that of their:- neigh bours:—“Take two quarts of the best connubn • gait, one ounce of 'sugar, and one ounce of eom• tido one ounce this comti- _ Ei3:l um sa sition for one pound of butter, work it well in to the mass, and close it . up for use/ The: but. ter cured , with this mixture•apPears of a - ilieh marrowy consistency and tine color, and nosier acqnires, a brittle hardness nor tastes silty: have eaten butter cured with :the aboye leotn. position that has been, kept for three years, and it was as sweet as at first.' It must be noted, however, that butter thus cured,' requires 40. stand three weeks or a month before' ttsed. If it is sooner opened the salts art- not stilliiient ly blended• with it, and somertithes tholi()Olness of the nitre will be perceived,-Which appears afterwards:" KICLING FowLO-Oply. ,turketes, snd geese should be bled to desth- 7 -tlicileslortheebiek'in becomes dry i nsi iid,from 19si ot blood. l -The plan, says the Chronicle, is tO. take a-blunt-stick,- wooden sword,-and ! smart blow on the back of the neak,tibOtit:#l third joint from the head ; deat-htollowi jrka,xl),.otunt,, SWEETTOTATO PUDDING. 1 -ono ;Dougtof mweet while hot,-through tt grater,' thelfinisrfhi bet ter. To this, add half a dozen"-eggs, ten, three quarters' of , a pound-or tine vigor, three do: of butter. some grated nutpieg,and lemon rind, and a glass of ,Old brandy, paste in thelish,-,ind when the, pudding.is done, Sprinkle .the top, with white sugarlfitic ly pulyeritted. This is a di§h fit to grace the table of an Egtperor. -IitANSAIf INSECTS:-The•49rkanarra Travel let tells a good story 6f a - citizen of that , State, who, 'while' on hoard of a steamer ori the.MissiS sippi; was asked by a , gentlethan , whetherAbe raising of stook was'attended by-muela Mika -ty or expense . 4 1 , ; .; v' "Oh, yes,: titrszverl.;—they auffei. much from inaeala.'" • . - Why,: :whit kind !o! ..insects, "Insects! Pray ?" I= "Why—bari, 'catamounts, w olves, and Bich like insectS."< , • • • . _The stranger Stopped further ,inqniryi nor did he deem it necessary to explain to: thaAr kansian some passages in.GoldsmithisNaittrAl , p-A southern paper: states thatA:yqung gentleman of Alabtu»a, generally,, his Qlsagitwos proclivities, „recently i nttentlied the Auburn camp meeting. made, hicnstilf quite serviceable in .gallanting the youttgln dies, but at lasOltwe,weep to, say it,) , yvongid up with a glorious fizzle..: yor We t table with his bulcioea, scnte tripemWpl9o44 to him by a , servant, which l he pitOckinto4in the most cadaverous manner. An Aittempritto cut it proved a failure, and turaing.his,hend with dignified, ontempt, he exclaimed, ttWri ter, take away this plate. These kfitteressfsgt has got rags in 'em you, keep your .eye:on nty,korse, my son, while,i,step',in 'Oak? "ices, (Stranger,geta,,hs drkuk at4cotpos ont.l, Wjlere,is ltorap, *Tr ' ,‘, 4 *?l3 ruan'd away ) , sir,"., '9)idte.t!,l, tell you to tajce care of, Minn. you - acarpip„?!!, ,or. you told too to,lcecp,,an eyq op, hirn,,a got clean out of , CO"lin exchange tella a,story, of a, miserable drunken sot, who staggered into a Sunday S4';hool. and for a few minutes.listene,d vory,l4- tentively to ,the questions ,propounded ,to the scholars, but; being anxious to, show his . know ledge of -'scripture," he stood up leaning on the front of the pew with both hands: 'Parson B ," said he, “ask me some of them hard ques'shuns." "Uncle Joseph," said the domino, with a sok ernn.faee, in a drawling tope, "don't you know you arc in the bonds or sin and the depths,of iniquity ?" • "Yes'ir, and in the gall of bitterness, t 00 . 7- Ask me another ques'shuri 1" . . AIAWY as STRATAGEN.—A lawyer in Ban gor. Me., wishing; for some particular. reason, to-get an adjourmncnt of court., went among the jorors, and reported that ten cases.of chol era had occurred that morning. The courewas obliged to adjourn fbr want of a ptineh SHARP LAD.—"Thanes, of what fruit is ci der made 3" .. Don't know, sir* "Why, what a stupid boy ! .what did you get when-you robbed FarmerJones' orchard?" "I got a licking. sir." 7:- Swedei.burg says, •though the virgins be saw in heaven were beautiful, the wives were inewuparatively more beautiful, and went on increasing in beauty evertnoro." Is not here an inducement for the _iris to _•t married'? _ What girl would willingly remain single . inthis world, at the expense of her beauty in the tuiitl 13:7The celebrated "Doesticks," describing a New York boarding-house, snys 'Ne'can-a/ ways -tell when they get_a new_hired_glit by .I=..m am l l 3_ I. ISO Knowledge is the treasure, but judg ment the treasurer of s wise man, NO; 6. MS 11Mil SZE • e biscuit.