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Never,ta•d the maiden I love ; I lie In :he long grren grass and heli . old her, As she swings all (lay in the boughs above. rin a stink - Ili with top o'er iaden, • -- And a student ever should books prefer, But she's such a darling dainty maiden, .Icly thoughts go swinging array with her, da*gory Dan Up In [lle apple-tree Mni - ery swinge And I, lying under, Watch her and i wonder What Is the ditty thit Margery . plugs, A. 3 .ANGLE And she go r es,RWlngingVatid I go-slaving, Turning the ,leaves of n musty ball:, But 'surely that was her white band waving; And surelyltpat was my darling's loot. A perfect I tttess4 . 4 hooks ' I sit ecenonly s ; isillties.; law s But all the pages I VIrIV . WCTe written By that Ilttle!plith•sopliee, 31. , nrgery llaw. TowANDA, PA Th., -light Is t4dlng, the day grown older CA. n. SINNEY And now the western sh.W. is g0:115, An I Malgery. I no mere i) - ..he1.) her . : th,.leep coc7 grassl Ilu alone. Fur Simply she was a s:unleaun ALA I was a fuel fur afllay Ilat.t‘h*.m.ver lan sail and whenes - yr rtn hack conws haekcagain. BLx.T.M.PECK yOn please, sir, Simmons wiPtes to speiNteo you.' • 'By an means,' replied Colonel apparently surprised that Sim mons should make the request thro', the medium of the footman: 'Tell him to come here at once.' .' A few moments biter came a hesi tating knock . , and it was not until Colonel had hliee shouted -Come in,' ' that the door opened to admit the alOresaid Simmons. May 1 '7,) F. SANWETtSON F.-AT-L AV.', = I,i;(,liing up somewhat impatiently,- 0 , 14):. - -el Holt Was "struck by . the ChnOyin the 1113il's'dil1WallOr. No lont.!(!r the sproce, erect,middle.aged binler, hut a pallid, trembling man, st.4')o(l before.hiin. nrud to :tny MEI 1 , 1,!.1, “r -AT-LAW, EN I , .1.,.- NZ= Z 4! . .; Trite y L.ELSBREE Juil.los7s TOWANDA.PA S I 25,000 ; 73,000 N. N. BETTS, Cashier C. M. MYEIt MARSH & HITCHCOCK. Prciprletors. VOLUME hiARGERY DAW. see Eam' See SAW Margery Date: Up In the ;Ipple-tree 31arv.ry fiwings; And 1, I) tug Watch her, and ).voinh.r • What Is the,ditty that 31argery slags See 2 , 114 ' Margery Dam': V 1. 111 the apple-tree )[urger} btyillgs; For "Life's a theatat, Abd lore's a abadinv I" And that Is the ditty that Margery sings.. E. Ireit furl!, TWO DREAMS. FOUNDT:',D ON FACT. c[Da!e, Aurptse 4, .18.q.] Gof:ci licax'ejls! Are you ill, Sim- ttl< ti. ?,:... 'No, •ir, that T must ao away tail vi:O . day. You must let Inc g ; in del :1 y , ; 11 muM, sir. 7, " it yon wish it: but oic-; 'we :•onie reason for this stuitlett II tie! mination. Wino has I.miiinmvii•?' 'I can tell pkti, I,et. llle go m•it.t:otil. question. that. is all I a-k of v!:u.! 'lt is a (teal ask,' said COl onel h ult,, More and more sUrprised ; 6aml I . am not sure that I can grant so Come, Simmons, tell me llonestlf what hasl happened., It' I can help you—' 1: 'Thank you, sir, l you can Only let 11 I. (it).' ''Peili? - ps you are in t omit money troutile ,? Speak out fr,nkly if you ale.' A fAint: flush came upon the min's face; he he , itat7vd.",.. •Aloney. sir. has - to do my tro;ll.le,',lie replied, - but it is not my rea-4on for wishing: to 20 aswa y. have pity on we, I implore - you ; let- me go. 1 pint , t, whether you consent or not.' And a*look of_tlle utmost wis eQ-.erossed the man's face. 'Well, well,' said his easy-going master, 'how long'do you want to he away ? for a time only, or do you *want to leave altouether?! • 'if u etiPugh to let me rerun), sir. I can sty safely by the twentieth of this month.' 'SftfelY,' muttered Colonel Bolt; 'what does the fellow mean ?' Then alond : 'And who is to fill your place; you know'we have visitors • coming - . Again that liag , !ard look of terror canw into Simmon's face as he ven tured to interrupt his master: `Yes„; sir, .1 have thought of 'that, and I have a I , ro'iier Staying in the Ivlvris butler to Sir Henry Curtis, at I;enuchamp Park. Ttre fionily Are abro,d, - and he has a month's holiday,-and will Ldadly 'Wie utt plae-Z while am absen!. I am sure he will do his best to please. yen, sir.' • Tlwre being nothing further to set tle. his master ;dismissed - Simmons. For a few minutes - Colonel pon dered over the matter and the man's strange manner, then muttering some thing to,the effect that servants' ways were past finding out, he dismissed the - subject, from• hi& thoughts and became engrossed in business letters of importance. • At luncheon, much to Mrs. Holt's anmx.einent, a sti.inge servant, was in attendance. ; 'Where is Simmons?' she asked.- • • • 7011, 7 exclaimed Colonel Holt,•sud mnernherinT: lie had not en. li:fliteDed his'wVe, 'this is Simmons's Mother, ‘vlto•lnts taken his place for a week or two. 1 have been so busy I forgot to tell yon.' • Mrs, Holt asked no further ques tions till the man had left,' the room. Then she said :.'My dear, when you allowed Sionnons to weave, did you remember _that. Mrs. Pereeval and I.:flie were coming to day,i_ and that we have a dinner-party to-morrow P. 'Yes, I did not forgt t, but the man would go_ I could get, nothing out of the fellow, except. that he'must go this very day, and would return by the tWentiethi 'lltit*hat, reason did lie give for such extraordinary conduct?' . 'None whatever, Ire looked mis erably-ill and changed, as pale 'as a ghost. I never saw such a scared object in my life.' 'Do you think:he had been drink- . ing ?' - , • `Oh, no he was as sober as a judge Never mind, his brother will do very well, no doubt ; be's butler at Beau , chrimp,_nnd ,looks a decent •Oort of Ifellow. By-the-by, what tiiiii; is the csr•risge to be at The station to meet the'Percevals?' - - Before ;Irr3. llolt could reply, Sim. N eons 0.12 appeared; bearing - a tele gram, 'This ban Just arrived, madam.', 'A telegram Some change of plans, I suppose, on the part of the Percevals,' said Mrs. Holt, opening the envelope quickly. 1 01),;how tire some I. Listen : ."So sorry We -cannot come. Eille has 'one of her nervous attacks. Will write all particulars.".' 'Well, that's _end of a bore. Plague. take these girls with their nervous attacks ! Here we've the nuisance of a dinner-party of natives to-morrow all to no purpose.' 'They must 'have been caked some time or other, my deaf,' said Mrs. Holt mildly ; 'but it's very provok ing, I own.' .'And so Miss "Etlle and her won derful diamonds are not forthcoming,' sail' her husband, getting up and lighting a cigar. 'Well, I'm off. I think I'll take the dog•cartanil drive to the station. --No doubt there will be fish_ end other things to be fetched.' And Col9nel Holt sauntered• ont. On hiS return,- to .his great sur-' prise,'SiminonsThimseit met, him at the hall-door. "Yon back again What; does this Mean ?' The man looked confused; stam mering out, •'l—l—thought better of it, sir and--and-- 7 1 - hope you will forget what has 'Passed.' 'You are determined tei puizle me to•dny, Simmons. Do you think you are quite right in your head? Have you no explanation to -give of your strange conduct ?' 'None, was the answer, in,low tones. . • ' • 'Now, what on earth - would he the proper thing- Co do, I. wonder ?' thought Colonel Hot. 'Oh, If I didn't hate - trouble so muebond the weather were not so hot! As it is, "m.asterly inactivity" must gainthe day.'. And without another look at the - delipquent, he made the best of his way upstairs. [Date, August 4, 18641 `What can make Etlieso-late this very morning of all 'others, when ther'c is so much. to be done before we s'tart,' sighed Mrs. Perceval, push ing back her chair tom the break fast, table as she spoke, and addresS in(! no One in partierilar. . . ‘vas the row with Et the night, mother?'asked -JaMes,_a boyof fourteen, who at the 'moment was conveying a large piece of bread and jam to his mOuth. , With Ellie?' .asked -his mother. 'What do you mean, Jem ?' . 'All I:know is, I heard a -scream in the night,' replied Jem; 'and imag, ined it ; came -from Otlle's rooms oppo 7 site. 1.111., .was`-awfully sleepy, nnl the next Moment "was off again, and forgot all _albnut it till just now • .Mrs. - rerc,:val hastened up to her daughtvr's room.' To her great dis nply, Ellie was sitting-on the edge of the bed in :;._half fainting condition, only pars lyilklressed. - . . ' ! Nly darling, arc you ill What i-s askeirher mothe:r... mOth6r, mother,' moaned the girl, clinging to her, 'don't go away, don't leave-me,' .was all poor Effie could SaY,-. - 'Leave4ou,.my child ; of course nut But why didn't ,you_ send for me ? I hi:d no idea yon were 'f did not want to frighten you, and so . tried - to get up and dress, and them this hOrrilile faintness came over me, arid I could not get to the Tien. Oh, mamma, I hate had such a terrible •My tfatiing I Then it was you Jen} hearlf sere:lin?' He must have heard mo, but he didn't corn , , no one came ; and .oh, it was :to terrible. I shall never, never rforget it, and ,she trembled aspeii leaf. 'Onez..thing is clear,' said Mrs. Per: ceval, 'l:ye Cannot go to the Bolts to , day . "- no,' 'said Ellie, can go on no isits ; but I must getaway from here, from this room, from this bed,' -- she added witira shudder. _. 'We will go anywheie you like; her mother soothingly. 'Only try to be calm now, and tell me what has upset you so dreadfully.' 'lt was some time before the girl as sutlicicutlycolleeted to satisfy her, ,mothees anxiety and curiosity, but :it lengthorith many breaks and halting sentences,'site.spoke much as follows : • . UI wept to bed, as you know, per fectly well and looking forward to our visit to the Hoits, and I soon fell asleep. About 1 o'clock I fancy it must have been, 1 awoke with a feel ing of the most frightful depression, just as if I were doomed to death. I tried to call out, and to sit up in bed, but 'a heavy weight seemed on me, and I .eould onlylie still and gasp. Then I felt myself sinking into a sort , of stupor. = 1 knew I was not awake„ and yet - I -was not asleep. Fearful shapes and fornis 'flitted before my eye=. until at length they seemed -to merge:into the form of a man; with huge . flominent eyes, who stooped over Me, and slowly waved a large knife in-front of my face. I tried to scream. imit felt - it was only inwardly, and that. no sound escaped my lips. AgAin this terrible form bent over me, giiiduslly fading away, only to return a third time: with a still fiercer look .in his eyes. .Making super human effort, my voice at last broke its . bounds,-and with a ringing scream I woke, nd sprang out - of bed. There was no one to be seen, my door was still locked; no one could have come in ; it -.must have been a dream, I thoaght, and at last, sh'vering and shaking, I crept into bed again, but eo9ld not go to sleep. Oh, I did, so. long for you, mother, and 'Yet I was too . frightened to come to you.' - 4 ,4 poor child cried Mrs. Perce val soothingly. 'lt was indeed, a dreadful dream. 'But, was it only a dream 7' sighed Effie; 'it seemed 80 much more—and that face, shall I ever forget it ?' * 'Only a dream,darlitig. Something . had upset your nerves.- Now, .try and shake off the remembrance of it. Come downstairs, ancl,..idtei break fast, we will settle where we Will go. I think the sea-side will be best, but you shall decide.' -Mrs. Perceval treated the' matter lightly. Effie always had been high ly nervous, and this was; only a bad attack of nightmare. IF was, how however, eogle tame betere the girl l TOWANDA, BRADFORD COUNTY, THURSDAY MORNITHI, FEBRUARY 16, 1882. ~~ 1 took. the .same view 'as her mother ; and, although-the change to the sea-, side braced her nerves, and- did her very much good, it was fur from be ing a complete cure. . At times ," the remembrance ; of the face. she had seen would return and cruse . her kours'of torture. Mrs - Pereeval, like a wise woman, had kept her own counsel concerning the dream, or vision, whichever it was, 6o that it had not become an eight•day wonder in the household. She rarely allowed Effie to dwell upon it to her. and when, a year later a new interest spidng up in the girl's life, she re jcliced - , feeling sure the ghost would now be laid forever. .For Efilo was engaged to be married,.and two hon est brown eyes.now haunted , her wak-. ing as. well as her sleeping moments, and a sense of peace -and security hedged her round. To Launce` Spen cer she had of course told the tale, and Launce had petted. and soothed her, ind Made nothing of it ;- and with -her hand in his. and her head . . on_his shoulder, she could feel no fear.. It was once more the beginning of August, when, one- bright morning Launce unexpectedly received a sum mons to join his regiment; a _court martial, or. some duty equally im portant, required his presence.-=Poor Ellie wandered about the house like an unquiet spirit after his 'departure. At . length, , bright thought struck her. • . Wainer, ;this would be the very time for my 'visit to the FlOlts. Let me 0010 telegram to say I will ar rive to-morrow. They have always begged me to conie at a moment's notice, andi_may net be able to go later on.' `But they have people staying with them,' objected Mrs. Pereeval •Never mind ; they will put me up some way, Do let the go.' - . • 'Very well, dear.' agreed her moth er, rather reluctantly; to oppose any wish of Etlie's was an impossibility to her. •Ypti !bust take Susan with you.' • • , . • 'Oh, ye S;- and. •my diamOnds,' laughed Ellie. "Do you remember I was to - hav;e_taken them last year to - show Mil,: Holt She was so envi ous ati"tny gook!" luck in Luiving-thetu left . to nib ; chit like you," I re- nember she-said.' Mrs. Pereeval rejoiced to find. that' : remembrance of the shock 'her daughter had sustained *a year ago seemed blotted out of her mind. No painful thoughts appeared to linger of that luter,rupted - visit to the Priory. 'Well. Ellte, scnd off your telegram. then; but you need not say your dia monds will accompany you,' she added laughing. R ip flew up to the little village .post-ollice, and da.hed off the folloW. tug: am coming to-morr* for a few days, ttnl.ss you - telearaph back to the contrary.' In the -evening Mrs. Perceval in quired if - slie bad received an answer. 'Oh, no; I told them 'not - to answer unleSs they could not have me.'. • • 'Still I wonder that you bait not heard,' returned her mother; but Effie was quite 'sure it was all right, so no - -more *as said. Next morning she was: up _early, putting the finishing strokes to her packing ) laughing and ,singing. ap pareitly in the highest spirits. 'Good by darling mother.. 1 shall write to you to-morrow. Isn't it odd ? it was this very day, August fourth, - that we. were to have gone to the Noits last year.'• Still no' painful reminis cences on the subject. Her mother kissed and blessed her, preached care and caution, and so they part ed. On arriving at X—station, Ellie ' was somewhat surprised to find that no vehicle awaited her from the Pri-• ory ; however, as she was able - to procure d fly without any' difficulty, the omission was of little -Consequen ce. lt.so happened she had never • visited the Ilolts before, great friends though they were. They had met, abroad and' at the houses of common friends, 'but something had . always come in the way of a visit lo the Priory, and Ellie could scarcely be lieve she was really on her waythith er. As the fly drove up to the door of the old house, she saw Mrs.' Holt in the garden, and, putting up her head,--nodded and smiled gaily. Up , ran her hostress, exclaiming, my •dear child, what a delightffil sur prise.! Why didn't - y . oOct us know, you • were:, coming ?'• 'Surely. you received* . telegram yesterday?' • . • ' • 'No ; did you send one ? .oh, that dreadful boy at the post.offiCe He really pest be gdt rid or. This is . the third telegram he has lost , in mbnth—eareless, good-for-nothing young . rascal ! . Never mind about that now; however. • How delightful to think you are really here at last • 'But is it convenient ? Are. you . sure you can put me up ?' asked Effie. ; • •Oh forgot! every room .is full,' cried ier friend, stopping short in ' dismay•es:she was hurrying -her into the house: - But l can 'manage ; that will do nicely, there's Fred ; Ife will be „surprised P Do you know who, this ?' she called, out to her hus band,-who was miming down stairs. • .'Effie Perceval ! Can I believe my eyes ?' • 'Yes ; and - she telegraphed yesterday to say she was coming,.. and that - horrible. boy must have lost the message:. Fred; you :must hive him 'sent away.' While Effie was lunching, Col. HOU ran over the names of those who were staying in -thehouse, and of those of the neighbors who - were coming to dinner. , dope you have brsught a_ smart dress, young lady, and• all your . dia mend's, for there is tobe a perfect kr vasiOn. of natives.' 'Oh, I think I shall do,' • laughed Effie, 'though I was not prepared for such a festivity.' 'They don't happen often, thank goodness ; why now that I think of it. you left us in the lurch on the last grand occasion ; this very day, last year, by*Jove, so it was.' 'Yea. Oh, we won't• - talk•of that,' said Effie, shuddering and turning pale; She was relieved by the en tranceef Mrs. Holt, _who . offered to take her to her room: hatip dope the 'best I can s dear ; REGARDLESS OF DENUNCIATION FROM ANY QUARTER. Ordered my den 'turned into bed room for .you. There was literally no other room available. There . is mly one drawback . ; it is at the end if a long passage, has no lock to th. and is not very near any other door room 'lt will do beautifully, I am sure,' cried Effie, vexed at the trouble she was giving, and feeling she could not in reason make any objections, though the idea of an isolated room did not strike her pleasantly. -'There is my husbands .drebsing room,' said Mrs. Holt as they paased an open door. 'Now turn - to the rightfind at the end of this passage is your room. 1 chose it for my den on account of _ its inaccessibility.' When reaclied, it looked such a bright cheerful little room, with the afternoon sun streaming into it that Elite. was charmed. .If I feel lonely. I can keepi Susan with me,' she thought. - • i • • 'Novi I' shall leave , you to rest,' said Mrs. Holt. 'lf you Could . get a little nap before dinner, you • would be all, the better for it.' must- write to Mamma anti Launce, that . will be better than geeping, and will refresh: me quite as i much. What time do you dine ? 7:30 ? :Very well ; good-by till i them' really believe Simmons,- is wrong the head,' said Col Holt to hie wife, as she came into her room halt an hour before dinner. 'What has he done tow, then P - f' 3 The fellows' manner is so : odd I can't understand hith. As soon as yyon had taken Effie tip to her room I sent for him to say an extra place must be laid•at the, dihner table, and stated the reason any answer, and looking up I saw he was - white as death and shaking all over ; then - he began n stammer-. ing request to 'be allowed ,to go awa3 he was not well, and -so on 'IIOw ever, I cut him .short, and told him if he wanted to go he. must wait till to-morrow; • and' that then, if he Would, it must _be for good ; but . that, of course, he must stop and' do his work to-night. With that I left him and ju:lt. now I saw him to • work in the dining room,. and I suppose, he Leas recovered his senses.' . • :'How very strange-hig oontia4 is,' Said Mrs.-1104 ; 'it is exacilv a year ago today his last vfq:.,ary.' Contrary to her wont. Mrs. Hplt felt somewhat of an anxious IMSIeSi, tiq she greeted her gull is that even- . but she was reassured by Sim man's manner, which was tts corn posed as usual. Ellie,. obeying her natural instinets,,wns late, and reacb ing the drawinglooin after dinner had been annonneed, fell to the- lot. of a ~.1137, red-11aireri.youth, who took her in in solemn si ence . , apparently alp:is - heti In the radin 11CP her dia mowis. It was a pleasant, sOeiable rliniier enough, and all went well, to Mrs. Dolts secret-relief._ She gave a sigh of satisfaction oil reaching the drawing room; feeling now that all danger was over Never; had Etll - brighter or merrier.. As soon, as tho, men came. up, Mrs. Bolt .pur suaded, her. to sing. I''he had a : love r voice, but was usually • shy and -nervous- to' perform before strangers. HOwever, Co-night she seemed a tilt% !fererit creature, an 1 not a little to her own surprise felt every i - nelina- Lion to comply with the request. I:veryArte was enchanted,. and she was besieged for another song. . ',Yob must have some coffee first,' said Colonel Holt; beekoning 7 to Sinimons.to bring it. um 'better without coffee,' said Eille,.looking up to decline it when her eyes suddenly met those of Simmons,• who was holding the tray in front of her. A. 'iolent - fit of shivering took possess ion.of her as with fixed' eyes she Watched him leave the room ; then, With a piercing scream she •staited up, and catching hold of Col. Holt's arm; cried, 'Save Me, save we I' and . fell fainting into his arms. The usu al eonfusion consequent on such an event ensued. 'She must have sir and quiet,' said Col Holt ; and beg-. ging his wife to summon Susan, he carried the girl out of the room into . his study, where in time she recover ed. 'Oh I that face, the awful face of my dream I' she moaned, pressing her hands to her head. 'My dear child what has - distressed you ? Tell me what has. made : you ill: asked Col. Holt. His- wife lout by this time returned to the dra‘‘ .room, leaving her litisbanarand.Susie • with Effie. 'Those dreadful eyes, that face,' was all she would .say for some time. 'Do you know What she Means r Holt asked Susan, who: shook her head, and, in_A whisper. expressed .a hurried opinion that Miss Effie's. nerves were often like this, and that most likely she meant no' hing 'Perhaps she_ will tell me if we arc alone' thought Col. - Holt, and he wadea sign to Susan to. leave the room.. 'vow dear, try and tell me what has frightened you, ;' and who it -is h such dreadful eyes; or would you .rather tell A gnes ? 'lf so, I will. fetch her.' 'No, no,' said Effie, clinging to him '• will tell You ;it will be bet ter ';but it makes me shudder so to speak of it.' Col. -- Holt soothed her as best she could, and - at length she managed to tell him - of:her dream of a year ago. 'And oh;'' she . cried, 'that man wlio brought the. coffee to me 'had the saline face" as the man. in my dream, and when I looked up his dreadful eyes were looking at me in. the • same murderous way. as in :myAreani.' 'That man ? Do you • mean . . Sim mons,. my butler ?' asked Col. Holt, laughing, trying to reassure her. 'Fancy turning old Simmons into a villian of romance 1 Why', he has been with me for years, and is as ,steady as old 'Tine. You are tired and over-excited this evening, Effie, .and your imagination has ran away with yoU. That is all, believo me.! He rang the bell . and summoned Susan, who pursuaded me to go to her room. Col. Holt, then j returned to the drawing room. • • His guesta were departing, and very soon he and his wife were left to themselves. must go to that poor child:said. Mrs. • Holt. 'What could WO -- • irougliVon flnob ottook 7. _, , , 1 1 L l He didn't make 'Oh, some nonsenee . about a dream. I wouldn't tease her : with questions ' Give_ her a soothing draught and let lier.go to bed ; and nslic her maid to sit with her till she falls asleep.' Left alone, Colonei Holt rang the bell, desired Simmons to pat; out the lights, and see that all Was safe, and then' betook himself, with many yawns, to his dressing ioom, where he intended to solace hhinself, with 'a pipe before going to bed ; and,-,for want of, etter food for y . thought, his mind reverted to poor litttle hyterieal tnle of her dream. Pish— nonsenee—rubbish he muttered between' whiffs, - when suddenly an unpleasant thought struck him, and Us started to his feo.t. 1 'By Joy . l' what if there-should pe omething ►n it. 'The man's manner s not satis factory ; and it:„,is odd, to say the least of it, that the very itay : that she was to have come last year, and the very day She has come UHL year, he hould have behaved •so queerly. Well I suppose I'm nn old fool, but I won't go to bed till dawn at ant What is the time now ? 12 DM It anything is to happen it will happen soot, I suppose.' He 'opened the flocir silently, the house Seemed wrapt in complete si- letice ' Not a sound was to be beard' Lenvind the dour-ajar, he placed hif4 arm, behind it, put out the candles, and resented himself, de voutly, hoping he might not fall asleep, but ' thinking it was mete Ulan . likely he_ should do _B6. When the stable clock chimed - 4.11e half-hoot afterluid:pight Col. Volt started and changed his position;} surely he had begun to doze ; this will ,never do. .Why on earth had he giveif _himself so muclfdkscomfort ? lle , who.wout willingly go to bed :at 10 o'clock every night, to si4l6, iteie dark: to such an unearthly hour, just because, a hysterical, love-sick girl— At this point.. - rd'' his mi•ditations sleep again overposered him ; and -1 o'clock -chimed - unheeded ; and - , a figure crept by- the—open door un heard, and stole softly (town the corridor 'toward poor little Effie s room. A. moment later, and Col Llott Is wide als i ae scream fter tcri , atu .breaks the silence of tlic night. Before-he can reach the room the end'of 'the corridor, the door is flung open wildly, a stream of light. bursts forth, and a little white robed t4tnre with c .blre feet flies towar(l him To his horror he EN S's biooti . . on her face and arms •klelp help !' slie . eries ; he will kill 'Busim !' 'CO to Aeries,' was allhe had time to say, hurrying past 'as Susan's cries 4rrew fainter and fainter. Rushing into room, he threw hinaseir . upon Simmons, with whom the woman was struggling bravefy, having con trived, but not without, injury, to wrest, from .his grasp a knife, with which he .had threatened ,F.flie's life. It was Susan's Wood that had 'stain ed tile child's face and hands. ; fividently4 Col. Tlolt had not, ar rived one moment to soon . on the scene. !le caught . the murderous tcleam in the - wretched man's eyes, and shuddered at what thigh; have happened had .6 , k altogether dis t.< g:krded poor Effie's . story. 'You becratr; but; tbe,wortls - iliell away"on his lips as:lne Poor creature, strums ling violently into his grasp, intcleil piecing.stream and fell bat:li— ck:4! Mus. HOLT TO MIN. PERCEVAL 'The Priory,; August, 10. Milt DEAR MRS. PERCEVAL, We are mnekrelieved - to hear of Effie's safe arrival,. and trust that under your care . her -. nerves may before long recover 'from i the dreadful shock they have sustained. We are glad poor Susan'S ;mii& . are heal ing So quickly. It has, indeed, been t fearful tragedy. anoOth Fred and I al quite unstrung -by all.• I, for one, shall never refuSe to believe in dreams again. '1.1 ! .4 , that reminds me I have p. , t, to tellYyou the strang,- est - part of the store. •The brother of. the poor. wretched man came to see my husband a day or two a!io , He was. mt - tn.:illy in the deepest di.tress, Thr a great af fection had existed between him and his brother. He told us that about eighteeti-montha_ ago,, ever since a visit we intd to _Lord 1)--, where he had gone with.us, his broth er had taken to betting, and gfanbl; ing, and going out. at night to. play cards at a public house there in the villa!re resta of all this was that he. had lost. every penny of his ravings, and ran deeply , into debt. He was engaged to a very foolish; vain woman, who only cared for , him for what he could rive her. - and , did nothing but abuse and reproae!i. him when no . money was forthcoMing, and altogether made his life 'a .bur den to him.. ,'Abont th;ti time he heard us at dinner and at other . times talking about Edle's :diamonds,- of how she - was coining on a visit, and was to bring th - em with her. He had ...cOn fideic his Many trot/hies:to his brother -who happened to haVe a, month's holiday, and had taken lodgings in the village,. and his brother lent him enough Money to clear him. The. fatal. love of play,. ho-wever, - still clung to him, and now' conies the 'strange part of my title. 'The night-of the third of- Atign• last year he had a terrible dream. Haring promised his brother to keep from play, he had 'gone to bed early, instead of going ;out as he had been in the hat4' of ',doing. But he could - not sleep, and tossed from sAe to side, his mind filled with visions of Eflie's diamonds, which had been 'the subject of:a con versation at dinner. ' About, dawn befell into a troubled sleep, and dreamecl.that you and Effie - had ar-• rived, and that she had come down to dinner resplendent with diamond, the sightof which, to use 'his words, raised the devil within him. The passion for gambling seized on him with/renewed force, and he at once deteiintied to steal the diamonds and 'set 1;off to America.. lle felt he woOld not even stop ghoit of mur der 'itself in order to aceomplish his desire. In his dreain he waited/ at the table and perfortued 45 du- - •- , . - . . , . • - - • ' - • • . .._ .. . -_, t • \--,.. -)•), \, ~ • \\., ),,.. . i - 1-. . . 1,1.. i. -.. _, K• I 1 1-• I It. • t. .-- - ties as quietly and as perfectly as ever, but his resolution did notwaver. - The house was shut up fo,r the night and he found himself in the pantry searching among the •knives for the one which he considered best suited to his purpose. Armed with it, he stole up to Eflie's thorn 'about two o'clock in the - morning. Entering very softly, he stood for moment listening to her quiet, even breathing, which showed she was fast asleep. A night-light was burning, and be eciuld,see the . glitter of the diamond ornaments, as they lay scattered about . the dressing table. . • 'He moved forward to secure them,. end, in so doing, made some slight noise, which awoke the poor child, and with a piercing scream she start ed up in bed. Then, so he dreamed, he pushed her down •and threatened to murder her if she ere not qUiet. • 'Ai this point of • his ` dream Sim- Mons awoke, trembling and shaking -- as if he had•the ague, aild for some time he felt, so he tod his brother,. as if he had really committed the. fearful deed, so vivid was the impres sion left upon his mind. He had the sense to regard his dream in the light of a,. warning, and at once felt - that his sole safety lay in flight. His , brother took the same view; and soon after breakfast. Simmons went to my husband and told hail he Wished to go away for a few days, assigning no reason. Of course we thought hiS conduct very strange, but he went, and 'his brother was to take Ida place in his absence. On hearing, however*. that you and File had postponed your visit be reappeared in the after noon. . 'His:dream, combined with . his hrotner's entreaties, had .tsz) worked upon - , 1141 better feelings that for a lint' time 'he gave'up his evil Prac tices. A month or two ago, however,' a;pears-he again succumbed to temptation _and had again lost,'-(for him) a large sum of money. -'On the P - Mrth of August occurred Efrie's unexpected and ill-fated visit. It is easy now to understand coon's behavior when he heard of her ;arrival. No' doubt the memory of Iris .terrible . dream rushed back on his.mind, and his dread was lest the temptation should overpower. hiin, .as, alas ! it' did.. Ilk poor -brother wishes vainly that he had been here, for then, he, says, the devil would ,not have had it all his own way. Qt course Simmons did not imagine that Eflie's fainting lit had any connection withbimself, neither had he any rea son to suppose that Susan would sit up with her that, night. But even had - he known it 1 doubt if the fact 4vould have made any diffe..rence', for a stronger- influence than he could resist- was upop him and droVe him to his destruction Heart ,disease, %Thiel' his brother says is in the fain; ily, must-have'lbeen the cause of his awfully sudderi - deAtti: 'Whether; it will be Well to tell Ellie the. sequel of this sari aid strange story you must 'decide. .At any-rate, it seems unadvisable to re opt;n the subject at priisent. There are those - who no doubt would pre tend they . could account for all that is so stratt.e % in these two dreams. For tnyself,they must ever remain in psychological riddle—one of those mysteries which pertain to the un , seen world. - 'Willi - everything that is kind to the dear child, The Argov. Tae Chicago Tribune is publishing what it pretends is-an original primer. We should like to contribute a lesson I to it. • here it is: Do you see the man with the shears? He lives in rhicago. He is an editor. What does he do with ; the shears? He 'writes his editorials with them. Ile is reading a funny paragraph. Does .lie think it funny? He- does.. Will I,e print it without giving credit for ? Oh, you bet he will ! And" will !it please the man who wrote . the par agraph to have him to do so ? No, it will not please him. He will say - the. Chicago editor is 'a mean man. Ele. will Alt down and write ti para graph calling the Chicago editor a thief: ill the Chicago editor steal that paragraph ? No, he will not. fie ,h3s brains or instinct ciotigh not to do that. . It is pleasant to know that the Cliicatlo editor • ha.i. anc hrair.s at all--Boston Pod.' . t".Whrn Peter the first crusade, A Norseman wooed an Arab man/ ortieat it the tropic nn.on. 4Antl as they reared 'together there, It inaaes one think of silverware— e. - Namely—rwlesert spoon. t dfarathon Indepersit,nl.- HA!) severe attacks of gravel and kid ney trouble ; was - unable to get any medi cine or doctor. to ,'cure me untit.:l - used flop Bitters, and they cured mein a abort titne.—A DISTINGUISHED LAWYER OF WAYNE CO., N. "1: A MAKER of doggerel harine. hid a wa ger' that he would makes rhyme on any thiMr, "Sennachetib" and ;‘Jeliosatihat" %A-cm adt . ,rtzested as a theme. Ile iinniedi- r :ttely OWED him fifty : They are discuSsing a new play: "It is a fine thing-4a tremen dous success," exclaimed one of then], , a' Bohemian.- " I had complimentaries toe the first performance," ; " Ali, so you. know the author :""`.I should think so. Why, he owes inc fifty francs." "The deuce pin say !" "Tea-; I asked him to lend me a hundred francs the other day alai he only had half the money about him "—French Fooliehneu, . • I"ftEcirrioN : " See) here, *lmre are , yeti dragging that bull-dog to?" said an ageot of the Society for the Prevention of ernelty to Animals yesterday morning. " I ain't a dragging him ; he's coming along all right, only he Wants to be socia ble with all the other dogs, that's all." "I insist on kuow;ng- where you're .tak ing that dog," said the agent, firmly. " Well, I'm taking hint down to have his teeth ailed. Season's coming on now for fellers to come around and sell trees and sewing ni acl I ine s. "—Neta Homan Register., Tin.: St. ',anis. (%to.) Poit-Dispateh at the close Of a long article says : 'ln fact St. Jacobs Oil is pushing all. other reme diesout df the tlelii, and, excellent though some Of the liniments, formerly offered are, the efficacy . of St. Jacobs Oil is magi cal eases of sciatica; rheumatism, pleu risy, nburahiia, nervous headache, jumba- . go and seores of other disorders ; while in the use of sprains, burns or njuries it is an absolute panacea, and for general use is better than theatkiditi - oe many phyai elanfi, "A word to the wise is sutileieut," 'Believe me, sincerer; yours, 'A USES U O'LT./ There was a King liennacherib Who said that he' potdd whaec a rib Of any but ; Ile wouldn't his, hj was 8) fat. $1'.50 par Annum In 'Advance.r - Webster• THE GREAT SECRET OF 1118 WONDER FUL SUCCESS IN LIFE. Wary Cabut l 0 Ludge February itlantle. when NNebster failed, it was a moral failure. Moral weakness was the. cause of , aceeptanee .of money and ofithe fall on the 7th of March. Intellectually he ranks among the greatest men of his race or country. His mind was not profoundly origin al, nor did be • hare that -unknown subtle quality, rarely met with among statesmen or lawyers, but to be found - in poets and artists, ivbieh men•hare agreed to call genius. We watch the ferits of some stirred) ath lete, and all that he - does is impossi ble to as, far. beyond our reach ; but We understand -how everything is, done, awl what . muscles are needed. We obseue the 7perforinance. of .an ' Eastern - juggler ; we see the results, appreciate the skill,-, but the .secret of the trick escapes us. This is true also of mental operations ; it is the difftirence between the mina of Shakespeare.- end that of Pitt,- - -the difference not of degree, but of kind. yebste . r belongs to the - -athletes./We can do - - nothing but admire. achievements so far beyond our grasP, and gaze with wonderon a developement so poWerful, So - , train ed, so splendid. But we can under= stand it all, both .the mind and its operations. .It is intellect raised to any power you please, but it is .still as intellecto form and process with which' we are familiar. There is nonciof the batilitig sleight of. hand, the inexplivable- intuitions of genius. Webster has been • accused of aii• preprinting, the .frnits of another roan's labors to his. own uses and glory. This is perfectly . idle criti.. cism. Webster hail the ceitmon :quality of greatness, a quick Sercep tioti`of the value of suggestions and thoughts put forth other Men, And the eapleil* and Use of them ; making them hear fruit 'instead of remaining sterile in the'hands of ••the disc-verer. But .after all. is 'said, we come back to lite simple statement that he watt al very' great than ; Intellectually, one ;if the greatest - men of his age, He 1 is one •the chief figures of our his : l rory, and his fame - as a lawyer, 'an orator and a statesman is . part of 'Chat hi-tory. There -he :stands he-1 fore us, grandly, vividly, with 11 his glories and all his failings. The - 1 uppermost thought, as we look at him, is-of his devotion to the Union, and of the great work which be did in I strengthening and building up the i.ational sentiment. The s:aitiment, , ,the love of. Webster's life, proved Dowerful,enou! , ll to save the. Union in the hour of supreme trial. There is no need, and it .would not he_ri“iii.,• to overlook or to forget • his emirs and failing,s,_;lll the more grevions . _because he , was ;.0 ;gifted Al; wen even those • whO iTnsrire- him most severely, acknowledged his greattiess. But it is not his -- fame which will plead most strongly for him- when his faults are brought , to the , 'bat of history to receive juilginent. It wit he the thoualit of a united country. the ideal of hi 3 Inpes, the inSpiration of the noblest efforts of his intellect, which will lead men to say, even Addle thercorideum, "Forgive him, for he love& much." At the Grave of • a Child. My' friends. 1 know how, vain it is grief with N; °llls, and ytt I wish to take from, every. grave its fear. Here in this world Where lifen.nd death'are equal kings, all ,should brave enough to meet what all the dead have met: • From the wonderous tree of life buds and olossoms fall with ripened• fruit., and in the common bed of earth patriarchs- and babe slt•ep side by side._. •- Why should we fear that: which will come to,all that is _We cannot t tell ; we- do• not know which is the greater hlessing,•life or death., 'We cannot say that death : is not a u,ooti. We - do know Nyhether the grave is the end of this lie or the door of another, or whether toe night:here is . not somewhere else a dawn. . Neither can we tell which is the most fortunate—the child dying in its mothers arms, lirfore its lips have learned to form - a word, or he who journeys all, the length of life's uneven road, painfully taking the last, few steps with staff-and crutch. No man standing where the hurl zon,of a life has touched a grave has any wright to profesy a future filled with pain anci . tears , . It may be that death gives all there is of worth, to life. . If those : we - press and strain' against our hearts could never die, per haps that love wouldwither from the earth. - May"be this common fate treads from out the paths between our hearts the weeds of selfishne:s and hate, and I would rather • live and love - where death is king than have eternal life where love is not. Another life is naught unless we know and love again the ones, whc; love us here. They who , stand with breaking hearts around this littlegrave need have no fear. The larger and_the nobler faith in all there is and is to - be, tells us that death evennt its worst •is only perfect rest , We know that through the com mon walks of life—the needs and duties of each hour.—their grief will lessen every day, until at last. this giaire will be. to them a pit,cc of rest and peace—almost of joy. There is for them this Consolation.: The dead do not-Suffer. If they live, again their -Jives . Wil be surely as-good as ours. We have no-fear - ; we are all child ter. of - the same mother, and same fate Awaits us all. We hare our. religion and it is this : Help for the living and hope for the dead.- - Robrt G. Ing.er.Roll.. tl Tnousi...lin servant. girls are wanted in Manitoba. There seems mall to be parts of the earth that have not been sub dued.—Louisvilte Courkr=Journad.,' NUMBER 28 Fashion Notes. Lionrat green is p, new shade. Tun new red is carnation color. COMMNATION Costumes/Are losing fsiel vor. DOUOLE-DREASTED SIMMS are Out Of style. EGLASTINE pink is a new shade for spring. WORTH is bringing plain stuffs into fashion.. JERBFS dresses are fashionable for lit tle girls.. SPANGLES are on new silk fans for es , .. ening use. ,ESTHETIC valentines are displayed in the Sh ops. GoLn braid and gold. lace trim new black bonnets. ' MAIDEN's hair fern is mixed with or angt: -blossoms for brides' dresses. NARROW bands or Greek fillets of silver ribbon are worn on the' hair. A POUF just,- beloir the back of •the Waist is on the newest dresses. .7 QUAP.TfiIt trains are 'iriore Ktylish than --_ either e!hort skirts or demi•trains. NEW eding-liabita have narrower and shorter skirts than those hitherto Worn. GILT nails, with flat vinare beads, l are used to fasten cloth dresses instead of buttons. • v LF.:STEN costumes will k e nrde of fine black wool, trimmed with braid or with lace. A HOOP of coiled beads is used for gath ering up the cashmere drapery, of esthet ic costumes. IN Paris young girls do' not wear • low ra,qlseilAres,e-s Cren.to ballh. Saiinetimes th bodicv; iS • open in a square, an oval or in triangular shape in front, while fl) shoulders are generally covered. VALF.NTINEfiIIaVe. never been so beau tiful as they are thiS seas(m. Charming specimens are band-painted on porcelain in landscapes; sea views and floral do signs, with borders of plush and• fringed satin. "In Freer.th-color combinations for instance ; with.old plush, the fringe is pale pink,.with garnet and cardinal ; cream, blue and pink' garnish- the edges. • AN elegant toilette is made of the Che-_ ney siltin-tinished -ground in pale blue, cvere4r) with 'silver crescen e. This is garnished with fril.s, - plastrons And cascades of white lace, s cured by sil ver cresc nts, .thii head of each lace fall, and these ornami rits,. also decorate cot - sage ou breast and shoulders, and are; half hidden in a vest of lace. ME fan of ostrich 'feathers, white, blaCk or shaded of two colors,'-is in very great 'rayon Stylish mountings are of light amber and tortoise shell. The lat- • ter is espeCially fashionable this Winter; it is used fur a number of costly_and fan- . ciful trifles, which are introduced since the new. - year as --gifts-' and_ souvenirs. When inlaid with old silver or gold, - these trifles of . en become veritable art objects. " Jean-Got-jou " ,robe is very sita-. plc. The . short, round skirt is in- pale. old brocade. a most dr.ji.Cate son - shade ; the tunic of olive green plush is lightly Tiutheud below the - pointed-'waist, the very mogli-rate points neing.outlined with gold passemem.2;-ie. The-tunic is draped at the. side wi!li smail: pleats under the long, (i-‘ie train, lined - with gold satin nti without vat i entie. This style of ne,ike niodels the ti-ure4crfectly, SomE of the valentine:4 this s , ason are as itin;ty n, texture np, the most exgnisito laces ; they h.tve artistic central - pieces of liaurf pi.ior ink , on satin. perfect in ...execu 7 trot) toil tintin-, with silver or white fret- • vi'olk border, atter round point- and point Darin s-e : the 11..1111.dt:signs . , io pat lifteN being. , shaped anti raised as if the ,wets, spjays and closti:rs were ~sly laid on tf, dt-licate lace. Oth ers 0 itoid the pet.;;-et bh , sgonc , , but are IMtiler Lfarnished with _figures. anti tares ii teller. and in some instances tiny •to ilhaar-Imod Inntniu4 birds and jew - e:ca_ hot the.: are 110''CI in over rani-k cgated stick!. s and selkr... ? jasmines. I=l Fun, Fact and Facetix. Kiladt.lphia ...Im - eriett says "slabg is t;1!• .I*-sfwver of cim,ep•ation." •Yi Let i;". i., aiol the AtnelieNn pc;•ple, should it With, empliiv-Is.--2tiorrii t,..)7tn I t.t , .4)1:r.v. (four y:•ar- , old. at the tea ta “ 1131:J: hi, may I Lace smile sar oi!;.,:,..”urea : 1 4114 - 1 illl ant rt'a kiy, 11.;e2)1•gi. , . •• (.4.irprise.ll): ‘.• Why. nni, itt•_ as tvants 111:1;0P-m ilt.the theft : " These (Irfenti. ai r a r , I.'ourt.tinds , :tole a 1ar,..t0 : amount. —(tuough to (tinkle , r , in to agini'.:ittion. fall tLe ntxt. care " —Citro'iloti:Erivrfiter (ts , ..E a :Wt. : yOur 'f..iher a Chris ti,llll"- s;tieri , rk.:•tlennin to a lithe boy on I n t• Oecasifin. ! , :aid the little boy : •• but I holier, he -.117...i nvc worked' intwn it la•cly..7—Detcr.it ?,e' frees. " Then: !" triumphant ly • amtud Deatiwocul editor, a ., a huh let,same t !iron , 11 the icitiftwi and shat-1 ten d the inkstand ; "I kn.2lv that ni,w • Pursonal ' c, lnniti tAtiulci be a success.'' —San Frala:sen Piet.=.‘ . , A itt.sp-tiNAKTEn .Ttulge : A TeXas lutige knocked six tin nths off a ninety— nine years%sciiteuee in order to snow prison •r that he was willing to give Eat a cliance.—..:l;iyust4 How 1w got arotthrl it " How. are yqu, Charlie ?'' " Never was feeling worse." " Worse! Wliy, they told- me• your rhett mit ism was • much better." " Oh, the rhemnatisth is all right. .It's getting bet ter every day `; but. I'm .grciN‘iug worse." —Bostr n Trtnecript. • , cosNoLATios : surgeon has removed . a patieut'S leg above the .knee. • The sub-; ject, laments the loss of his Wulf. "Come, Como," says the nu of science, cheerily - ; '• :you musn't take. on So. It',S all for-the best—see,.yOU were goin, to have a corn on your little too. - -Pnriat'un Picking. bad.hitni He slipped quietly in at the door, but catching sight of an inquir ing face over the Ftair-rail, said : "Sorry - so late, dear ; couldn't . get a car be fore:" "So the cats were full, too," said the lady, and further rem:irks were untie- - -cesi-ary.—Rot*), Cwitmereial Btaletht: • AVITIIMETICAL A WitAington cotre ml , spondeut relates the story of a Western': senator, who, entering the restaurant the tiny, ustlct eft half a dozen raw oys-. ters. The waiter brought him sir. The Senator fit a moment. looked grimly at the plate: and. then --out : - "Boy, St•Vell oysteis are half a dozen bring me anoth-r A P.6110:1i.l111,N fact : Vje have many times•been all.tutwillim, listener to the "said 1" uarrA ions public - conveyanecs :in& elsewhere ;• but but never knew an. instance where the said I's" didn't say all the smart things and the ".said she's " tattle : . stupid and vicious .mes, 'or where - the "said I's" didn't Conte I,fl' victorious in the end.,— Boston Transcript. - _ . . • AN unreaconjbl.7 youth " Anything - you see pie d•:, you .cuwdo," said Pingrev to his sou. "Thank: sir,;; ' replied the young man , "but - p&haps I would like to do.si.rn^ Of the things you take such mi2l:ty govd care I s•Lat..',l. se:. -you. l'ingrey thinks of this and trembles every time he goes behind at s cupboard door to look into th:. bottom t oCtluit tutn bler.—Borton Transcript.. IT was in the smoking*-rootd- a, Clio artl steamer that a Teuton was -recottly talking about forecasts. "Look here,' said he, "I dell you-vatit iS; yeti getter don't dake no stock inldem weader bre-, dic;ion , :. Dose beohlp, don't know • nod= ing. Tin tell no getter as can."k " Dint. my dear sir," said a person pres ent, ":they "foretold the__ storm we have just _encountered." " Veil, dot ish z,)," replied the Gerloan conteing4itively ; - hut I dell vat "it is, dat .shtorai yonld have come:just de same if it had not been bre- . dieted!! FEARFUL outrage upon• a gentleman : "Gooduesicl James, what can be the mat ter ?" 'J he sympathetic queitioner. waa the wife of , the President of the. Great- Public-Six Cent,liorse-Ilailway-Company of Philadelphia; The time was last even ing when he entered his residence. -11 hr hat was crushed; his hair was disheveled and perspiration dripped from his red f.,ce like rain-drops from the eaves of a , ~ N othing- , " he gasped, falling upon a•loange," Only that .wretched crea ture.Joues set:alrap for me and I fell into , g A. trap ?" "Yes, the rascal per suaded me to ritle - up.town,iu one of my own cars ; Pm nearly ' dead ; of . course there wa.stA't. standing. worn, foi there -wets: sixty-eight people crammed into the ear ;4'ui literally smashed ; Iwouldn't go through . that •again for fifty dollars ; phew, but it was awful !" . •