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Theyare`toolwell known to require any mmendation= Westminster, Crown Jewell. -We. also have. a line td* CIIEAP BASE WOOD lIEA.TING STOVES in . gre a t Sold in Toianda and vicipity.by A - LARGE STOCK OF BLACKSMITHS' SUPPLIES, And a general stock of MAIN STREET, TOWANDA Towanda, October Ital. I R• 0 N _, NAILS-NAILS, TINWARE, ---AND--- BLACKSMITHS' SUPPLIES. Igttpi The Entire Stock of the late firm of Melntfre Brothers must be closed out at ost within Thirty Days, by the pureha- ser. Goods . recently bought at Sheriff's sale. JAS. S. KUHN. ■ o ` y~- E A HAPPY NEW YEAR. 4, A Happy New Year Pi), From hearts sincere i Springs weleonie wish. ny loris &Woe, - This brightest one, * - - That e'er the snn . In ages past has shone upon:; tiappy.?? . eit Yesir 74vlis4joy to hear From Ilps of those weiore the best.: From hearts most deiiz Tinos words of cheat' I Att. thin we feel Upon us steal The sweet eonte9t of hearts poste's. That weislone g The secret own ' To make their year a happy Tear. The world might be As glad as we, It each would try to mate It to, go whose the shame, • And who's to blame That years not always smoodily flow P Would we success Our !Ire should blesii Loot_ not (lupe us, but within t The world don't fall 4 Bat so., who sail With ships too trail and south too thin. Let each 'rapier_ Surplus of joy . Ills weary neighbor's life to Cheer, Tlll all et e long Take up the song And ball each year s !IPET' year. Then all mankind ' • -At last shall find A very happy place of earth, • Content to stay " • Till called away ' • ' - _When Heaven's glad New Tear has birth. ._ —George Ntrdsege. Christie's New Year's Party. I scarcely knew how to spare h dollar. Spread out upon the little table before me was the vast sum of thirty-five dollars,every penny of my savings for one long year, and the New Year would open in two more days. It seemed so little, that I could scarcely make myself believe that I could take out the crisp ten dollar bill I had put to one side. Nobody knew I had intended to give Christie a New Year's gift, nobody would blame me or feel in the least disappointed if I failed to do so. The time bad been' when • I could give presents of ten times that value and never miss the sum; now I sat look ing, at'lbe bank note and wondering if I could make my last winter'erbOn net last till spring; if my boots would look well until , my next quarterly Payments ; and if, after . all, Christie would enjoy the party so very much.' And then I saw again the pretty face with unshed tears in the large brown eyes that perused the dainty invita tion, and heard the quivering voice saying : 'lt is of no use to think of it, Moth er; I have nothing to wear.' Pretty Christie Burgess was 'the daughter of the widow :lady . with whom I boarded. She - bad passed 'her seventeenth birthday, and was a winsome, bright girl, well educated, but without remarkable talents. I gave herlessons on therpiano, in singing, in French,•in part paynient for my board ; and being the only boarder the small house could aceom modate, I was a confidential friend of both mother and daughter, and knew that, like myself, they had known better days ; though, unlike me, there was no bitter tragedy in their past to rise up and haunt them. They had lost a husband and a father ten years before, and from sharing a large salary he earned in a bank, they were forced .to earn their own sup port, their small income just paying the, rent of the little house. Somewhere in California there was an Uncle Charles, Mr. Bargees' brother; who would keep them sure bad he known their, circumstances, but whose address they could not tell; arid who knew nothing of their having left their former happy home. We often jested about the rich uncle in California, 'just like a novel hero,' as Christie said ; but I . .think they knew bit - little of him personally, as he bad resided in A previous to leaving.for California, and our quiet home was. in' Cleveland. Some of Mrs. Burgess' former friends still visited her, and one of them, Mrs. Wharton, bad sent Chris tie an invitation to 'a New Year's party at her house. As soon as it was positively decided that she could not go, because a new evening dress could not be thought of, the spirit of the opposition took possession of me, and I resolved upon the awful ex travagance of presenting the pretty girl with a dress for a New Year's gift. I could make it myself; and, packed away in my trunk, were a few jewels that 1 had kept as a relict of the happy days that I had known in the past. ' I thought the glowing carbuncles would suit Christie's brown curls as well as my own, riven locks, and if there was pain in the idea of bringing them to light, and lending them to' another, Christie's pleasure must bal.: ance that pain. New Year's day was,an anniversa ry whose very name made me sick ; but, perhaps, : by giving pleasure to this innocent girl. I might lay some of the ghosts of memory that rose up every January to haunt me. So, in view of all these things, I I put the ten dollars into my purse and started to buy. Christie's dress • It must be a white tarleton, I decid ed, for that was cheapest, and I could make the, skirts full enough to dis pease with a silk lining, and' have enough for a• white silk waist under the thin fabric, white gloves, a pair of dainty slippers a cluster of white moss roses for the hair and bosom. I purchased, _but found my ten dol lars already exceeded beyond my calculations, and so turned my steps homeward, mentally- taking new gloves and a few needed 'little things' from my own list.of expenditures. It was worth it all to see Christie when I called her to my room on the afternoon o f the eventful day, and itatroduced her to the finery spread out upon my bed. I had worked late Intoothe night to finish the dreas,and had taken out my carhuncles with a fierce heartparig, but when I raw the beaming happiness on Christie's face I felt repaid-for hi). She was fin dressed for the Atty ; Weed Of ram key Ogiff WIE TOiVANDA, BRADFORD COUNTY, hi., THURSDAY MOiNING,- DECEMBER 29, 1881. El and arranged every fold of her dress, before I summoned resolutiottto take the jewels from tie box. Then, crushing baCk my pain with a des perate resolte, I opened the case, saying, as carelessly as- I could : 'I have some Jewels here, Christie, I am going to ltind you for this eve ning.' 'Oh, bow pretty, and bow odd I' she cried ; 'I never saw carbuncles set in that pattern. Were they made to order, Miss Jena' 'Yes I - They were a New Year's gift to. me - seven years ago, when-I was your age, Christie. The giver was something of an artist, and de signed theffattern himself. I think I shall ner lay aside mourning. and probably never wear Jewels again, and they will glow brilliantly on your white dress;' and then, fearing to be questioned, ,I cl a sped the neck-1 lace. around her throat, fastened bracelet and brooch, let the glowing red drops fall from her little ears, and talked hurriedly of:the party and pleasure . I hoped she would have, tal -1 wrapped her in a large shawl, and sent her mothet down to tell our ser vant girl to get ready to aa,eseort. She looked at me wistfull y when we were alGne, her brown eyes ques tioning my face, but she asked no questions, only when she kissed me good-night, she whispered with an earnest emphasis: 'God grunt you a happy New Year, dear Miss Jane,' and went down tO her mother, softly and thoughtfully. Alone, with the whispered blessing for company, I fastened my door, and then turned to my mirror to see what Any face had betrayed to those ques tioning, innocent eyes. I taw a small, frail figure, a face that bad once been beautiful, that was now white. as runt': hie, set with hard lines of suffering and concealed pain, and framed in a heavy mass of let 'black hair ; eyes large, black, and full of sadness, and a dress of black to add to the dark reflection. ta Seven years before that night my mirror. had, given to my gaze a form robed in rich silk dea(white, with flounces and bertha of rice black lace, and gleaming on neck and arias the blood red carbuncics—my blew Year's gift.- It had shown me a face full and brilliant with health and. happi ness, cheeks and lips of crimson, eyes radiant with hope.and .10. I had turned from the mirror 'a happy maiden' ' with the knowledge that I was beloved where I loved, and that below in my father's spa cious parlors where guests were al ready assembling, one waited for me, whose dearest hope in life was the prospect of claiming ,me in a few short weeks for his bride. I left the room to be queen of a festival hostess of a stately mansion, my father's idol, and without one cloud upon my heart.' I came back at midnight an orphan, hopeless, and heart broken. My father's partner had secre ly appropriated the money of, the firm in some -investment that my father considered a stain upon his honor. On that night he learned this for the first time, and, smarting under the bitterfiess of disgrace upon his com mercial name, he c alled . his partner into the library • and 'charged him with having dishonored the High words followed, finally a blew; pistols were called for, s4onds kound among the guests, and an hour later my father-lay dead with a ball throP his heart, his partner a fugitive frqm i 'Ustice. The next day all A— was dis cussing the story. The use of trust funds was found to be_added to the list of charges ,against the firm, and the ignoble . purposes of expenditure having failed,r nothing was left to meet the demands of enraged . credi tors. I had no mother to share the grief, no sister or brother to lighten it. I wasoll alone. I Was not a strong minded girl to face the troubles, and so shut. myself up alone until the funeral, refusir.g to see even. Charlie. Then I ran away at'night. I, bad one friend in Cleveland to,whoth I-dared to confide all; and I went to her. I wrote to Charlie, and told him I shouldnever ask bird to fulfill his vows to me, releasing him from our disgrace, and praying God io bless him ever, I bade him farewell. ' For days after I arrived, at Cleve land I was utterly prostrated ; but my friend was kind, and I knew she" would be, and when I - was able to think, aided me in all my plans. I had brought nothing from borne but the one mourning suit I bad worn at the funeral, and Charlie's carbuncles. They were my own, bought with no stained money, and 1 clung to them, as one memento of the past I might dare - to retain. Mrs. Monroe, my dear, dear friend was a widow, and childlesei, upon an income that returned to her husband's family Ivon his death ; not wealthy, but ovcupying a good , pokition in society. She had been an old :friend of my mother's and had visited us more .than once, always urging me to return the, visits;.but, unalle to win my father's consent to part with me for so long a journey, for it .was a three days' railing ride from my old home. As . soon as. I was able to undertake teaching, Mrs. Monroe exerted herself to procure me scholars, and I soon had a class teat paid me sufficient for my modest wants. For six years I had a home in my friend's house, she atone knowing that Miss Jane Grey was the missing Ella Thorne, adVcrtised by her rela tives, more to save their own reputa tion than 'from any interest in her fate. I made no doubt, a nine days' wonder in A—, and then my un cles, aunts and cousins probably for got my existence. Charlie, perhaps, - was one of those seeking me, 'but I was resolved to never share my , fortunes with his. Some more' fortunate bride, with wealth and an unspotted name, I argued, would never , grudge me my memories anti my carbuncles. When the death of my friend and benefactress was added to my list of sorrons, I was known enough in Cleveland to retain my scholars, and found a niw home with Airs. Burgess.• Need I again say that New Year's day wss'be NUMMI Of OP per I REGARDLESS OP DENTINOIATION BROX ART QUARTZ& was still sitting with locked door, brooding over the put, and uncon scious that. Christie had been gone three hours, when Mrs: Burgess came to my room, demanding admittance in an excited voice. I opened the door at once. 'Oh, Miss Jane ! Miss Jane 1' she , cried. 'Charles has come ! Charles bdircome I and he wants to see you!' 'Wants to see me?' 'Oh, yes ! It's the strangest thing altogether - He has been here more than an hour; he met Christie at the party ; and, only think, be has been honie over three Months; part of the time in .A andpait here, trying all the time. to and us, so it was no . wonder Chilstielt - name struck him at once at thoparty. tiettilli.ed to her a little while and then came - to me: But I am talking on, and for getting we are keeping him waiting. You will come down.?' 'But what can be possibly -wactof me?' 'To thank you, I guess, for sending 'Christie:l to the party. Ile knois she could not have gone but your kindness.' .1 'Oh, well, that will keep! Excuse me this evening, dear .IMrs. Barges's, and I will be introduced the next time he calls.' Oftly half satisfied, she went down stairs to return in a few minutes with the extraordinary message— 'Charles says be Must see you Miss Grey.' 'Well, I will come then,' I said, thinking it an old gentleman's whim, and not worth a discussion. It was sore moments before I was presentable. The traces of weeping had to be bathed _ from my eyes ; my hair was disordered 'where I had leaned my weary hetid against my ci air, and I needed some moments of quiet before Iwas fit to face a strang er. • • • I went down stairs very slowly; It: was painful to me of late yearti to meet strangers, feeling as I did_ to some extent like :.n imposter; and I didn't want to be thanked for Chris- tie's dress, and I was half inclined to turn and run away again to my own room beforel reached the foot of the staircase. I went into the dining room a mo ment first, and there heard a bristle of arrival. Christie had come .and wash Again welcoming her uncle. 'They will not miss me I thought. will go up stairs again,' and I started for the staircase. But looking, through a half closed door, I saw a group in the entry that ar rested my footsteps. I could not stir! There-was no Venerable 'white-- haired gentleman, such as I had pic tured Uncle ,Charles, now standing before Christie under the entry lamp. This man was tall and handsome; barely thirty years'of age, in the full vigor of youth. Just as I saw him he was saying : could not ask you in'those crowd: ed rooms, Christie; but if you will unclasp that bracelet for me, and let me see the initials engrave d I shalt be very glad: I-isaw a set like them once. - They are very-odd; 31.iss Grey's, you said ?' 'Yes ; she lent them to me , for this evening.' 'She—she--bought theth of some one, did she not ?' • 'Oh; no; they were a New Year's gift from a friend, Who invented the design. Here is the bracelet, Uncle Charles.' His hand trembled so that be could scarcely hold it while he read the initials 'C. R.' to E. T.' I` could not resist any longer. Try. ing to steady my steps, I went to meet hid'. 'Ella! my Ella!' That was the cry of my faithful lovEr as he clasped ,me in his arms. 'Mine 'again, mine he murmured. And I, in a dream of bliss that was almost delirium, could only lie there, too happy to speak. 'But,' said cbristie, presently, 'what is it all ?' -• 'She is my betrothed wife, little niece,' he answered in a broken voice, 'whom I have sought for seven long years, but now will hold till ( - death parts us,' and he strained me to him, as if he meant the words literally. 'But why didn't you tell us, Miss Jane?' said Christie. 'How could I dream that your Un cle Charles was my Charlie ?' , 'No; but my half brother's was.' 'Why, to be sure,' said :Mrs. Bur gess, 'we never told you that Charles was only a younger half brother. Misname is Reynolds. Well, Charles,' she said, half latighing, a few minutes later, suppose Christie and I may retire into the back growl Is again ' 'Not so he answered quickly: am a rich man, sister Mary ; and, I know that the same generous spirit, that took from a hard-carned pittance the sum to purchase an 'evening of pleasure for ray little niece, will be. willing to share a husband's fortune with a widowed sister and,her child. 'ls it not 50.,-Ella-P. 'You will not love them .more than I do already,' I said, sincerely. c I thought, my cup of joy was lull ; but, when at last we were alone to gether, Charlie told me that my dear, dead father's name - was cleared. Friends who honored and esteemed him had thoroughly investigated the business affairs of , the firm ; and, after every claim vias honorably set tled, there was still left a small sum, carefully invested for the only child of the merchant, should she ever re turn to or answer the adver tisements from time to time published in the Journal. We bad a quiet wedding in the Spring. Christie was my only brides maid ; but we returned to A—, taking the widow and her , daughter 'with us. And, in my 'Old home, among my old friends, I now preside the Happy wife of my first; only love; while on festive occasions II still wear Charlie's carbuncles. • ' THE , Ilan, Woman or Child who can in flict unneeded suffering on isbrute, or see such suffering inflicted without protest, is the brute's inferior. EVICTIT citizen of the Republic is under patriotic obligations to take part in pub lic affairs, and should not be frightened away from the obligation by the howl or it pacipian " made by igacTat or min. *AI MOW! _ , ;.,:~ - - ( ~~ Fairly Caught. 'YouWIU have a holiday on Thanks. giving,!-'said Mrs. Breezy, helping her hust4nd to applesauce. 'Yes. dear,' said ]!ilr. Breezy. 'But I thought It would be an excellent time to. ; look over my books at the office. to one to come in and both- • A suppose so,' said Mrs. Breezy, looking* her husband with a decid edly ske ptical' smile. 'You are such an industrious man I should really be' prowl to own you for a husband. How commendable it is in you to give up ,the pleasure of a toliday for the sake of your business. You feel it to bea duty yow owe us, your wife and children, to keep your business in ordei. What a pathetic picture of love, and duty you will' present, Mr. Breezy, perched up before your desk and hard at work over long col umns otdry figures, while all the rest of the World is going for' pleasure and a hOliday. Then you really think it necefitiery to remain at, your office' all day ?z You couldn't take a half holiday ; 'now, could you, Mr.,Breezy ?' 'Well ; no, dear; you seer: 'Oh, of course,' said Mrs. Breezy. 'Those horrid.books, I suppose now, Mr. Bret*, they will keep you work ing until tear midnight, and you will Come twine with a headache, and :all used up after your -long day's-labor. Poor man, how hard you do find it -to take care of us ungrateful n crea tures ! f Up in the morning at seven. and :away , to your business before eight, and. always posting books on holidays. Now, you couldn't make an, exception of this Thanksgiving , could you, dear ? Of course, we d o not wish to turn you from duty, but the children and I have planned a little excursion to some matinee—' `I am very sorry. dear t to disap point you,' said Mr. Breezy, hurried. ly. 'But our _books are all mixed up and—' 'Oh, of course; we will not urge you Mr. Brea) , ; it would not 'be right,' said Mrs. Breezy. 'What would' become of your business, if you didn't work like the poor old slave that , you are ?_ I can see you now, bending over your desk, and not even taking time to glance out of the window or eat your lunch. You know ; dear, we have a noon dinner on Thanksgiving." Now,„ couldn't you spare the time to run home and take dinner?': 'l'm iafraid not,' said Mr:Breezy 'That Will take at least an hour - and a 'To be sure, ' said Mrs. Breezy ; 'how unreasonale in me to ask you . But I might' save your dinner for you. Now, about what time will you get through with those terrible books?' 'You see, - dear',' said Mr. Breezy, looking, furtively ,st his wife. 'As' you say, it may keep me late into the night, and just stop on my way home and get a few oysters—' 'As you think best, dear,' said Mrs. Breezy. 'By the way, dear, here is a postal card the postman left for you just befOre you came down,' and Mr. Berry read : 'Dear B.—l'm in for the racket on Thanksgiving, and Many thanks. Will join your party at the brewery sharp at 9 . As you say, we will doubtless have a h. o. t.--high old time. Hope you have flied it all right with the old girl --Burlingtoii Hawkeye. Ancient River-Beds. It is a fact probably not generally known that the whole surface of the State ofiMaine is streaked with the beds of rivers which flowed through the ice during the glacial period The river-beds or deposits now exist in the Torm of ridges, -and are geo logically known as horseback or whaleb.icks. In some instances they form a continuous embankment, with level surfaces, on which roads have been constructed. They are formed of sand, gravel and pebbles - brought down by the water or im bedded in the ice floe. We remem ber once in a stage ride from Brown ville to Oldtown driving for miles on the top of one of these trarse back ridges. It was well defined, being little mare than sufficient in width for the road-bed. Our atten tion hes been ;called to this subject by a pampblet-by Professor George H. Stone, •farnierly of Kent's Hill Seminary. now of Colorado College, Colorado Springs. He has made a study of these ancient river-beds, which-i are scientifically known as ha:ma-and in the-A?liper before us shows an intimate knowledge of the topography of ,Maine. He traces the kames from their sources in the narrow gorges of the bills, through long distances, .until they spread out in some instances into gravelly plains He gives a. map of the hams of Maine, showing - that the surface of the State is striated with a surpris ing number of these' ridges, which I testify to the ice-sheet, which once covered eastern North. America. As the ice melted rivers were formed, flowing between walls 'of ice and carrying in their waters a detritus, which in its gradual deposit formed these now elevated river-beds. One of these kames,' traced by Professor Stone, and called by him the Port land system, began with the waters of Lake Welokennebacook, flowing through, the narrow pass of the Black Brook and on down the valley of the Ellis Mier, through Runiford and . , Woodstock, to Bryant's Pond. Here it is known as the whaleback, and is very distinctly . marked. It continues on through Oxford, Po land, New Gloucester and Gray, reaching, with short interruptions, to'Stevens' Plains, where another gap occurs, and it then reappears in gravel bars, on Bramball's hill .and Munjory's bill in Portland. It has an entire lerigth of about 105 miles. Along this Course a great kame river once flowed, forming bars, here at its, mouth in Portland.' Prof. Stone describes '3i of these kame systems in Maine, of varybig length. They frequently cross low. hills, showing that the kame rivers were not de flected by hills less than 200 feet high. Flowing from north to south, their courses are not deflected east or woo bytbe halo otiorlf 60 mob • _ Ai. : . " as are the streams of to-day. There are frequent gaps in them, but all lie along continuous lines of valleys , or Over level ground, and all - are prac ticable lines for railroads. In many instances they cross the bed of lakes, sometimes for many miles, and can be' traced under the water. It is in teresting to consider that we have thus in our State two river systems, the ancient and the ;:modern, that of the gtaeigl period and that of to-day; the one leaving beds elevated above the general surface, the other con tinuing the : work of erosion below the beneral level. The one wore away the great ice sheet, the other is wearing away the bills and bringing the earth's surface to a uniform level. --Portland (Me.) Transcript. 1; • -- Mir -often do. we hear the query, beComes ot all the . dead birds 7' The secret'of their myster• ious disappearance was but just now half told by the buzz of those brown wings, and the Other half is welcome to any one who wilt take the - trouble to follow their lead. 'This beetle is one' of man's incalculable benefac tors„ It is his mission to keep fresh and pure the air we breathe. He is the sexton that takes beneath the mould not only the fallen sparrow, but the mice, the , squirrels, and even meet, larger creatures that in our woods and fields. Beneath that clathp of yarrow I found just what ;I had expected—a small dead bird—and, the grave dig. gers were in the midst of their work. Already the rampart of fresh earth iias raised around the body, 'and the cavity was growing deeper with every moment, as the busy diggers excavated the turf beneath. Now and then-one would - emerge on a Tour of inspection, even rum maging among the feathers of that silent throat, and climbing upon the plump breast to press down the little body into the deepening grave. These nature burials are by-no means Tare, and where the listless eye fails to discover them, the nos;- t ils will often indicate the way, and t any One-desirous of witnessing the' o ration, - without the trouble of arch4t is only necessary to place id some convenient spot of loose earth the carcass of some small -ani mal. The most casual observer could not fail !soon to. be attracted by the orange spotted beetles. En toinologists assert "that these insects are attracted by the odor of decay, but from my own humble investiga tions I have never been able to fully reconcile' myself to this theory. - If it were the . question of odor alone in this dead-bird, for instanca, it'would be difficult to explain the bee-line Sight( of these humming beetles; two of which came swiftly toward me even from the direction of the wind, and dropped quickly upon these feathers hidden from sight among the grass. Perhaps in such. an instance we might imagine that they had- been there before, and knew the way; that they had noted this clump of yarrow, maybe; but I have observed the fact before when there was every reason 'to believe that no such - previous visit had been made. I am alwayi glad of the opportu nity to watch the progress of these meadow buiials. And had you ac companied me on that morning wait., you would have looked with interest at those little - undertakers—seen that feathery - body toss and heave with strange mockery of life as the busy sextons worked beneath it, dig ging with • their -fs‘piked thighs, shoVeling out the Mose earth with their broad heads, and pulling down the body into the deer ened cavity:— Gibson in Har per's Magazine. - Although paleontology is a com. paratively youthful scientific sped alty, the mass of materials with which it has to deal is already pro digious. In the last! fifty' years the number of known fossil remains of invertebrated animals has been treb led or quadrupled. The work of in terpretation of vertebrate fossils, the foundations of whiclr were so solidly laid by envier, was carried on with wonderful vigor and success by Agassiz in •Switzerland,' by Ton Meyer in Germany, and last but not least, by Owen in this country, while in later years a multitude of work ers have labored in the same field. In many groups of the animal king _ dom the number of fossil' forms already known is as great. as that of the existing species. In some cases it is much greater; and there are en tire orders of animals of the exiat ence of which we should know noth ing except for the evide_nce afforded by fossil remains. With all this it may be safely assumed , that at the present moment we.are not acquaint ed with a tithe of the fossils which will sooner or later bediscovered. If We may judge by the Profusion yielded within he last few years by the tertiary fOrrnations of North America, there_ ;seeing to be no limit .to the multitude of mammalian re mains to be expected from that con tinent, and analogy leads us to ex pect similar riches in- Eastern Asia whenever the tertiary - foemations of that region are as carefully explored. Again, we have as yet almost every thing to learn,respectine. the terres trial population of' the Mesozoic epoch—and it seems .as if the west ern Territories of the United States were about to prove as instructive in regard to this point as they have in respect of tertiary life. My friend Professor Maish informs me that, within two years, remains of more than one hundred sand sixty distinct individuals of mammals, belonging to twenty species and nine genera, have been found in a space not lar ger than the floor of a good-sized room ; while beds of the same ago have yielded three hundred reptiles, varying in size from a length of sixty or eighty feet to the dimen sions of a rabbit.—Professor T. IL Maley in Popular 'Science gonthly.- houseman is said to be beistly, This . ill a Oltpdim or. ti 4 WO* 1111140111 SE I Nature's Undertakers. Paleontology. 1111.00 par Annum In Advance. NUMBER 31 THE NEW YEAR: Oyer the threshold, a pliant new-comer SRppetb with tread_that is royal Wage ; White as the ainter-time, rosy as slimmer, flopcLin his eyes, and his laugh ringeth free. in his hands there are gifts overflowing. Promises. Proyhecles come in his train ; 07er him the dawn In his beauty is glowing. Fleet from his presence the shadows of pain. How shall we:welcome him? Shall we remember this who as royally came to our doer Twelve months ago, when the winds of December . Moaned in the tree-tops, and raved on the shore? He, too, had largest of bounty to offer; He was miemlling, as (radon% of mien ; Only the beautiful sought he to proffer, Only such loolts is were balm and serene. Now he has fled, mid oar hives that have perished, Lovely ideals which sever were round Dreams that we followed, and plans that we cher hated, 7,1 e, llki - the autumn leaves. dead on the ground. So wilt thoit chest us with sign and with token, So wilt thou woo us to follow thee on, Till thy last sigh, through a lute that is broken, Till thy last visionis fsied and gone, Nay l,we are thinness indeed tf we borrow Only the weary libretto of pain ; • Find • in the retrospect nothing tint sorrow, Count up our year in the tones that complain. Surely we're stronger through faith and endeavor, Surely are richer in courage and love ; Surely are nearer the Ittlinitp ever, Nearer the dear ones whiNialt us aVove. Welcome, then, New Year, , with stainless pages; Though we may blot them ere long-with our tears ; . . So It has been through the long passing ages, Worn with the',c o otprints of close-erowding Welcome, sweet year I may thy full banded hours Find us, like servants who waif for their Lori], Using wittLearnest devotion our poWers, ' Looking for film and obeying fill word, How They Missed the Masque - ' rade. .. 'Say, my i Oear,' said Mr. Spoopen dyke, as h kignied in hot andbreath less, 'did you.. get me' ah fancy dress for the masquerade to-night ?' It's all ready,'. replied _Mrs. Spoo pendyke, beaming. 'You go as—let me see—l- go as a Spanish guitar girl and 'you go as—as it's either Louis XIV or 'Oliver Cromwell - or Sir Robert Bens • I've forgotten which th e man called it.' 'I do, do 11' said Mr. Spoopendyke, glaring around. 'I go as one of 'em, do I ? As they are all °= dead, and as I will do for all three p'raps you got a coin. l Fetch out the inconvertible catafalqhe and help me on with it.' Has it got sleeves?' - 'lt isn't a coffin,' explained Mrs.; Spoopendyke. It's a doublet rind—' 'lt's a doublet, is; it? Well, that relieves me Of one of 'em. I thought from the way. you spoke, Mrs. Spoo pendyke; it was a triplet. Is there a trouser with it ? Got a shirt ? I told you to get me a bandit 'suit, didn't I? Fetch out this Cromwell business! Show - me this Ulan Burns! Any sword go with it?' Mrs."Spoopendyke . brotight, forth a worn red-velvet jacket, trimmed with tarnished braid, and a pair of yellow velvet knee-breeches, slashed up the side. , This she supplemented with. a felt hat, and a pairof jack b oots arm ed with spurs. 'Maybe it's a bandit's snit, after all,' sh 3 suggested. 'Which is the Louis XlV..endl of this thing?' demanded Mr. Spoopen dyke. ''Where does the Oliver Crom well begin ? Show ' met the Burns clement on this schedule! ,If I'm going to get in_this' thing pronologi- , cally I must begin with the measly king and windbff with the doggasted poetry; whibh is the king part ?'' and Mr: Spoopendyke shot out of his business suit and drewl'on .the velvet . trousers. 'Where's the rest of 'em ?' he demanded, surveying an expanse' 0 . unclothed limb. 'This wholething is only, one leg. Where's the pair for the other leg? Give mei some' more trousers;' and Mr. Spoopendyke scowled about him. - 'Don' the boot's come -' to up meet them?' 'said Mrs. Spoopendyke; in sortie trepidation. ! - i Mr. S p Pulled on the boots, but still there was an exposed space of nearly a foot. i 'I s'pose this - bare-legged' arrange ment is the Burn's part,' grinned Mr. Spoopendyke. ,'He was a L Highlan der, and this much of me is . Mims. Show me the' Cromwell .part now. Is that hat it?' and Mr. Spoopendyke put on the hat and - breathed I liad. 'Where's the rest of me ? My bead and legs are all right; bring out my back and stomach r _ , / - Mrs. Spoopendyke handed him the jacket and he pulled into &with a jerk. . , ,1 - , , 'That's what you wanted ?' be howl. ed.—Touldn't you make' mere than three epochs of me f Didn't i,he man have more than three historical dates? -Pull that jacket down 'a couple of centuries, can't ye ? Don't you.see the bottom of 'that dog.gasted thing is two hundred years from touching the waistband of the Burns breeches ?' and Mr. Spoopendyke tugged at the abbreviated coat and snorted with wrath. 'Maybe that was the e :way it, was meant to go,' argued M rs. Spoopen dyke. 'I saw— 'You sawed off the coat and pants, now ii'Poie you saw off a rod of this bat and patch 'em out again. When did Cromwell wear that hat? , What sort of a bet did he win that on ,? Say, where's -the scaffold that goes with these measly politicians ? Fetch out - the headsman P and Mr: Spoo pendyke _danced into , the closet and out again. 'Where's the blouse that goes With the Burns part ? Bring me some Charles I. to hide illy leg !' '"Praise God from whom all blessings flow," for man was made to mourn because head was chopped off,' shrieked Mrs. Spoopendyke Cembin ing the historical ideas he represented in one grand yell. Fetch me three suppers for one dodgasted old idiot that trusted' his wife to find a suit for him l' and Mr. Spoopendyke thrust his arm to the -shoulder through the Convenanter's hat, and I split the coat off the lamented Louis from tail to collar-band. 'Look out, for Scotch romances ? and he ripped I off the pants and tired them into the grate.. 'Here comes another page'in the annuals of crime !' and the boots went out of the - window. . 'And we can't go—go _to the mu —mtis—masquerade at all ?' sobbed Mrs. Spoopendyke. • - - iVirrite;an eltsph on the beak of ay nook ! rn4 I'l l go so fk t 911, 2 111 , . atone!' ys.wped Mr. S yke. 'Put three balls in my and a torn stair-carpet at my back, and ho ass French fist! Discharge the ired girl and get up a cold dinner; and I'll go as a betiding house But if you think I'm going 'to any measly masquerade in bare legs like a baby, and bare-backed like a cir cus, just to , advertise a human-book, a gin:mill ;and a broad-az factory, your left, Mrs. Spoopendyke. Yoa hear me T 1 You're left 1' and Mr. Spoopendyke drew on his nightshirt. 'lt's tcoi. awfully mean for any mused Mrs. Spoopendyke, as she laid 's l imy the Spanish guitar girl's costume, and warmed tip her• crimping pins. trfed to get mime thing that would suit' him, _ and he don't appear pleased with it. Another time: I'll get him a sheet and a pitir of_socks so be .can be a Roman Senator, and: if he is disap pointed find tears 'em up, it .won't cost him; much.' With which pro found reflection Mrs. Spoopendyke said her prayers, and planting her cold feet in Mr. Spoopendybe's -stomach sank gently to rest. The Ages. Prehistoric .arctueolgy advances rapidly. It is not so very long ago since.Worsaae's epoch-making book first firmly ,establisbed'tbe primitive division of the early !Inman past in to the three ageti - of stones, of bronze and of iron. Then clime the dis coveries of Boucher do Perthes and others, systematized by Lyell, which, resulted in the recognition of that still earlier stone Nriod described - by 'Sir John Lubbuck as paleolithie. Since that date the,archaeologists of France and England have advanced to 4 regular classifiCation in order of time of the vast heterogeneous col letion of human ,remains belonging to the elder stone age but the re sults of their researches have hardly yet obtained sufficient general recog nition outstde the restricted scien tific circle- -It is probable that most cultivated people still continue men tally, to diviW.he prehistoric period - into threeliges:of "stone, bronze and iron, and tesubdivide the firitinamed age into a paleolithic and neolithic epoch. Iri4eality such a division, though practically convenient, is grotesquely /disproportionate. The so called stone age is made to ex tend over an' enormous lapse of time, and to inchi de portions of the geo logical tert i ary- period, the whole of the quartenary, and part of the re eent ; while the small remainder of the recentjperiod is Landed over to the bronie,' and' iron ages. This scheme hi almost as absurd as a division of English history into the 'Victorian, thb Georgian, and the pre-Georgian dpociis, the last named being subdivided-once more into the Anglo-Saxon 'and Elizabethan piri ods. F rench archaeologists have far ;more c orrectly recognized six main 'divisions of prehistoric time, the first fire being equivalent to what we ordinarily describe as the paleolithic ago, and the sixth comprising neo- . lithic, brerize.and iron ages, or the '=recent" 'period of geologists. It is only by such, stricter and more chronologically accurate subdivision that we can - properly appreciate the great slowness of human evolution in its earlier stages, and'the vast lapse of time coverEd by the so-called paleolithic period—Pall Mall Ga— zette. - -WHY IS IT ?—Bob Buidette, in the Burlington Hatckeye, gives this bit of advice : You want to know, do you, my son, why it is that with all your management, you can't live on your salary and are always in debt at the end of the year? Well, I will tell you, Telemachus, why it is, and it won't cost you a dollar fur the in formation. It'S because you're try- WO° have a $1,200 time on a $6OO salary, and it :can't lbe [did. • Older Men than you have tried 'it and filled right along. A. S3OU bOarding-house -and a $3OO livery stable just exaetly cuts the last coupon off your salary, and how - the man:who makes your ,clotbes expects to get ;anything out of you is more than yoU can tell-him. Yours is a refy simple case, my dear, and .you can npply the remedies /yourself, iwt.t, .r4i the necessary I operation vkith.,o the presence of a consulting sargebn4 'Will it hurt?' My poor boy, yo - ii can bet your last dollar that it will hurt,. It will make you squirm a thousand times a day, and 'then you'll fed as though you were in Paradise. Begin treatment at 'once; the longer you wait the worse - your cage will oe and the more you'll dread it. Thitughtful Thoughts. A Kim) word spoken costs nothing. and yet it often conveys more real happiness than - would silver or gold. I I A GENlAL : nature that makes the pos sessor of it feel that the whole world' is kin, is one Of the best gifts that can. be bestowed upon Man or woman. Tun conduct of many people almost makes one/believe that it is vinegar that their heart palpitations are sending through theirlarteries and veins, instead of human bloOdi, EVEnvtintlitlidual owes something to society aS well as to himself, and when any opt - ) lives simply within himself, it sugge.ts:that a mistake was made - in his creation; and that he should have been an oyster or a turtle. WSALTuId the heart is more to be ad mired thau wealth of the pa ket, bat when the tWoare combined good works flow, out like benedictions. iPurnE aid vanity are indications of lu nacy, for any one who.has at all practiced that recommendation of the Philosopher to " know:thYself," and has sense enough to properly appreciate his study thereof,.-, Will rise from his self-investigation in is_ very humble spirit - llotinTY is the foundation of all -the virtues. Without it, character is built upon shifting sands, and professions are but empty sounds, Tart Trenton (N. J.) Q alsite, mentions the case of Mr. John Wood, with the Atnerican , ro•tery Co„ that city, who was cured by St. J icobs Oil of an attack_of rheumatism, Voit h had confined 'him to his bed fOr sert bun necks. He praises it urastintOiy. IT is a gothl home education that fits the growing getterati.in to strengthen tbe State and s the church. Too many parenls try to shirk parental responsibility by throwing their children out on Me secular and Sunday •schools. :..A BOY Oho smokes segars in the streets will in nine cases out of ten grow into a rowdy and drunkard. THE youpg Woman who resigns herself to the parlor while her mother does the work of the house, may be angelic in ap pearance, but fails in the substantial qual ity of angelic virtues. yr is a great mistake to teach 'growing daughters that to marry - should be their chief object in life. They should be taught self-reliance, and to marry, if they ma rry at all, from other motives - than to "be kept." HATZBVILLE, Ohio, Feb. 11, 1880 I am very Out to say I have tried Hop Bitters, and never took anything that did me as much good. I only took two bot tles, and I would not take $lOO for the good they did me. 1 recommend them to my pati6nts, apd get the beat MIIO from their go, Siiffigh 1:4