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Especial attention given toclalms against the 'United Stateslor PENSIONS. BOUNTIES, PATENTS, etcv- to collections and to the settlement of decedent's estates. W. 0. TiromrsoN, F.1401116' A. Tnomrsos. Apr.7•Bl-yl ABEVERLY SMITH & CO., • BOOKBINDERS, And dealers In Fstet Saws and Amateurs' Supplies. Send' for prlen-lists. UnnonTEtttiding. Ilox 1812, owanda, Pa. - March 1, 1881. 1 - .4 1 LL HOLLISTER, D. D. - 8., A • DEN;TIST. - Successor to Dr. E. ii. A tlgle). OFFICE—Second . floor of Dr. Pratt's office. Towanda, Pa., January 6, 1881. .NIADILL- Sr, KINNEY, ATTURNLY4-AT-LAW. Office—Room formerly occupied by Y. M. C. A Reading Room. - J. In A DILL. 3,18,80 O. D. K I NNZY JOHN W. CODDING, _., , . ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, TOWANDA, PA. r i ' (Mice over Klrby's Mug Store. . --.-- TIOMAS E. MYER ATTORNEI-A?-LAW, WYALUSING, PEN.N'A. PartieulAr attent;on raid to business Or phans' Court awl biulie settlement a estates. §eptember 25, 1879. • PECK & OVERTON ATTOIANEYS-AT LAW, TOW/ND A, r D'A. OVEUTON, RODNEY A. IkIIERCUR, ATTMLNEY AT-LAW, - ' -TOWAIk:DA, PA., • solicitor of Patents. Particular attention paid to business in the - Orphans Court and to tho settles_ went of estates. (mice in3iontanycs Mock OVERTON & SANDERSON, ATtORNEY•AT-LAW TOW ANDA, I'A. JOAN F. SANDERSON E. OVERTON, JR. TIT H. JESSUP, VV _ ATTORNEY AND COENSELLOR-AT-LANYi M&)NTROSE, Judge Jessup having resumed the practiceef the law In Northern Pennsylvania, wtii•attend to any legal business intrusted to him In Bradford county. Persons wishing to consult him, can call on H. Streeter, 'Esq., Towanda, Pa., wheMau appointment can be male. . HENRY STREETER , ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLOR-AT-LAW, TOWANDA, PA 1 - 1 7 L. HILLIS, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, TOWAN DA, PA. [noyll-75. E. BULL,.IIII . • ,SURVEYOR. ENGINEE:RING. SURVEYING AND DRAFTING. 0111C0 with F. Mason, over Patch & Tracy, Main street, Towauda. • 4.15.c0, ELSBREE & SON, A.TTOIt N EY S.AT-LAW, TOWANDA, PA. N. C. ELSURKE. L. ELS4ILEE. TWIN W. MIX, ALSORNEY•A't-LAW AND U. S. COMMISSIONER, . TOWANDA, PA. +nice—North Side PubDC Square. Jan. 1,1875 JANDREW - WILT, • A TTORN EY-.11.T-LAW. 4 )(RCP—Means' Block. Maimst„ over J. L. Kent's Towaa .. May be consulted In German. (April 12,'76.7 J. fio-(3NG, TOILNE.Y-AT-LANV, TOWANDA, PA Oillec—ltere.ur Riock, Park street, up stairs I L ) I c t i . ,,, S. and M ; Sr •S a y . Oo . 0 1)25 . , t rcnldenco, on. Main street. first door north of M. E. Church. Tortatt la, April 1, ISSt. W . 0 13 y 1 ;r K M E } I . .I_J a y e ,_D e _ i• E_ . N ., Ce n ! / • Teeth Inserted on Gold, Silver, Rubber. and Al 'nulum base, Teeth extracted without pain. • Oct. 34-72; • • ' D. PAYNE, M. D., - F.a . PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Office over Montanyer, , Store. Office hours from 10 to 12 A.and frOITt 2 to 4 P. Speehdattentlon given to DISEASES DISEASES and TILE EYE THE EAR AIRS. E. J. PERRIGO, TRACIILit or rtA.No AND ORGAN lons given in Thorough Bass and. Harmony Cultivation of the_volce a specialty. Located at J. I'. Vaiiirloet's, State Street. Iterecetlee:.Holmes 1 Passage. . Towanda, l'a., March 4, IMO. ei W. RYAN, COCNTY SVPERINTESIDE. O :Rea day last Saturday of cavil month over Turntr -St -0 ordou•s Drug Store, Towanda, Pa. Towanda, June 20. 1878. C S. RUSSELL'S GENERAL INSURANCE AGENCY TOWANDA,PA. biar2B-7Ott EDWARD WILLIAM, PRACTICAL PLUMBER d: GAS FITTER. Place of business, a few doors north of Post-01'1re Plumbing, Gas Fitting, Repairing Pumps of all Vim's. and all kinds of Gearing . promptly attended to. MI wanting work In his lino should give him a ,all. Dec. 4. 1b79. FIRST. NATIONAL BANK, TOWANDA, PA. C AiPLT 1!, 1 11 11 IN - $123,000 BIIRI'LUS 141 N 1) .'75,000 Thri Rank Otters unusual facilities for the trans action of a general banking business. N. N. BETTS, efishler .;,),-;„ powj . i . Pries*nt. HENRY HOUSE, CJRSEE MAIN • WASHINGTON STREETS 1 1 1ItST WARD, TOWARDA, F. Meals at all hours. Terms to salt the times. Large stable attached. wlg; TIMMY, Paoraurfoni TOP,A7ITIN Jtl Y 114•2 . f „. i t- it w ?kilo 441 `I i; ° • MG 111 GOODRICH & HITCHCOCK lhablishe .jr* VOLDII4:E XT.TL. 4 - And ids weary eyelids weleoreethe Illgbeet:,4lle sec , ' —Blainea.Moctich." From that death-haunte4 chamber they . issleninly • bore _ ' • • . ' To die in .their arms It might , bet But strong-winged angels fleurseairird herotti To move the great heart at tor*Ore . him.• 'louse, nourish and rest* him;- breathe' thio , YIIIM and Wei hint, -* . -The blood-thrlUlnkhalts Uttho sea— - The life-giving breath and the, stiongth of the - - towANDL, PA. Stern Science grew motherly ', thoughtful Mid ten , der, As his own loving mother might be And day and nightpundered how best she ebuld sender Assistance, rohonght merely human would . Mader The brave heart to that body so pallid and slender From sounding its thaiks to the tea— From trilling Its drmn-beals of Joy by the sea. The face of young Autumn was flushed as with le rer. And erhuson as simmer's might be And her tench was so scorching they sdarce 'could believe Lcr Sweet atitumn.to l 4; yet she was no deceiver— - Our burden of sorrow seemed greatly to grieve her, And she raved falba run to the sea; But at sunset she atulked—the 'lair_ bride of the That day through fair autumn's delusion he dal lies With dreams of a blessing to be Though nature is drooping, the Fresh - lent rallies, And they run at rapider rate through the valleys, And the good engine glides down the hill-tops and sallies Forth of:woodlands, fast nearing the sea,. Till '• his w:il2y eyes welcome the sight of the sea." Yet smoothly and tenderly tnlther.they bore him; To ale was not heaven's decree, For the swlft-Wlved,angels flew seaward before • lain, _ , . And btirred the great heart of the deep .to restore him, , . . Nurse,nourisb and rest him, lima al . through him and tqr hlm . - The life-ghlug breath of the sea. And lie gains: by the graceof our God an l Ills sea —D. N. df ze. Wilkei,-Barre, 'September 9, ISBI. The Last - Resting-Place of the Author of the Great Proviso. BENJ. l'ik-serc RecollectionPG of his Active Life—The Truth 4Ahout. his Proviso How Grtin First .Went to' Congress— Wi'Mot as n Lawyer, Judge And Statesman. . • May 1, '79 From a Staff Correspondent of The Press TOWANDA, Pa., September • a People too often read" the inscrip tions upon tombstones without genius know in aught of the of those who Sleep beneath them." The first news . - paper writer of Cliffs vountry made this remark to me recently when' full, of wine -a-t He made the harsh ratectipic upon mankind .becatise of their lack of historical - knowledge or their forgetfulness—perhaps kith. I am almost ready to believe it- just, however} fora few clays after it was made it"." : took a whole day in one of the principal cities of Connecticut to find a- _man who even remembered James Dixon, one of the most emi nent-men the Nutmeg State ever sent to Congress. It took another drti iu the - city where U,e lived to find . one able to eve information of . the family he left behind. , To be sure, the fain.; ily has been - scattered. Only one daughter, I believe, remains topre side over the. old' household at Ilitrt ford. The two ions never even at tained local distinction. One became a line Meer in the army and, the other died from drink not long after his father's death. James. Dixon served two terms in the Senate and wrote,much of Connecticut'S politi -cal histoiy during the trying days of war, and yet, little more than a de cade after his death, it.takesta hunt to find a man who remembers him or his deeds; Thousands of* citizens of h;s own State look upon his simple monument, - at .this short distance from his death, without even know ing whose remains it , marks, and much leSs.of the qualities of the - man who sleeps beneath it._ did, not, however, intend to write of Mr. Dix on, but, recalling thesying of friend, these refleotionsTruituraTly fal lowed, not more, however, from my visit to Connecticut than from - 4 - n in- cident which followed my opening the skeleton-closet of the, past in this little - town of to-day. _ A visit to the coimtty traversed by the Lehigh Valley 'Railroad is always a pleasant one, because there is such a variety of scene and inci dent as to relieve the tedium of trav el, even in the'hot, sultry weather of the- past - week. In this great State of iron, coil', oil, attractive scenery, and matchless agriculture, there are no more beautiful spots than can be found in the northern tier of counties skirting the New York line. Comin,9, - down from . Elmira a'day or two since, I could not but remark the similarity of Northern Pennsylvania to West ern New York, ,The country and the people are intich alike, "and yet you can .almost separate tlle.two as soon. as the 'imaginary line 'is. crossed. Athens, in Bradford County, is the first place of note" and is not more than three miles from the New York line. It ,is ' , a- queer little place,' Situ ted- 'upon. -a. narrow .peninsula be tween the Susquehanna and the Che mung Rivers, For nearly two miles the town straggles over a narrow strip of- fertile .land, which reminds one of a tongue of sand which divid ed the two streams : when making a greedy lap .for water. This 'queer neck of land upon which the . village is built is - guarded on either side by beautiful ranges of fertile hills almost, large enough to be dignified as moun tains. The country; whether hill or vale, is rich in its garb of tiinber;, or in its cultivation, and the - scenery is marvelous. The road beyond Athens toward the point from which 1 wife runs nulr the bank of the ChemUng River and cuts through the gap in the hills a shOrt distance below Ath ens. Passing over - this charming spot in an - easy - going train the other evening in the very mist of the t light the seen° was exceedingly pleasing. The great elms and maples that stood in regular rows on either Side of the river mirrored their beau• tiful briktithiA Niogg Lim Vie PAM94I' elitist ICHAVIrei Feb 27, '79 t • - ItiSSZ KEE EMI ME= EMI GOD AND THE SEA. DAVID WILMOT. , - -, ~: ME E OM MEE CM MEM perched aiiiCiesseenied: to 4011 e sweetly- hai.V. mall! trying; to MOO the.ieene mOie_pee4a picnic party a 41,410 . 40 - 0;- **CIL _Coffee; by a temtifire,:eli#ad tbeir.:.-Overiing meal opoot4ogrOW award and _sang - iciYo*songs while Sitting npthf.the . I:?ank watching the . orb of the ' nigit ae . it iimi.4efleeted in - the beautiful' water; rerhipe-they Wondered if the .Man .. iii.;the moon was. looking.at and s.ediniritig 'theft, pretty . faces. and . :_ltieeoming white dresses.. The 'atmosphere was hot, almost torrid, andi- yet the - Whole scene was refreshing, and the swirig ing hammock with its brace of happy girls : kept time to the.sweet songs, - in which all joined, while on the easi .est g rade, I hope, to a happy , future. Beore the impress of the beauties about the place just paSsed had friled the traindashed. on over a plea. It country -and .stopped at a station close under the frowning front. of a bluff mountain. The Susquehanna. sluggishly tumbles over the stones between ~ , the statiqn and the mom- - tain. The conductor shouts, "To= wanda," and we fall out. This is the county seat of . one of the best counties of Northern Penn sylvania, but it takes - a ride of a mile , or so to bring you to the pretty little town, which cannot be seen from the railroad. This 'place in the moun tains is full of interesting history, but much of it must be read from the tombstones of the - men who sleep in the, village graVe-yard. Those who are yet living have most of their his tory yet to makel Judge Mercur of the Supreme• Court lives here, and so does Senator W. T. Davies,i who has for the - past year made a strong mark upon State polities. It is not of the living but of the. dead that I would now write. Being after the language of another world, I sought a grave yard. WIL3IOT . S RESTING PLACE Nearly upon, the outskir s of the town, 'almost .under the shadow of -the frciwning4nopritain•which stands great 'Satinet over this charm ing inland I,,tOwn, and down near enough to the 7Stisquehanna. to hear the Tippling of the waves, I fOund the. principal burying-place of the . town. It is anything but a preten lions city of the . dead. It is quite iinkept,. and the straggling forest trees as well. as shrubbery of the place do not•strike. one as a fitting companion, of the tidy, well-kept town from which " the silent. city gathered. The old hoard-fence which surrounds it is broken inrmany places, and the gate through which I passed was not - only.off iss hinges . but flat Orin the ground. 1 . -wandered over .the quiet, dikliidatcd home of the dead until I car zi upon one plain marble Slab hich a acted my at tention. - It bore the inscription : This grave-stone called to mind the saying, above quoted, of the dis; tinguished journalist. Underneath the• above-quoted words, in -small script, - was the following : 'Neither Rlavery nor involuntary servltOdo *ball exist In any part of-said Territory, except fur clime, whereof the patty ahall first' be duly con victed. - It is only thirteen yearS since — the man died above whose „remains .e stone arises upon which are carved. these words,. and yet, hOw many of this immediate attnosphef i e are. here to-day who remember wiM or • what he was or what the meaning of that 'disconnected sentence is which is cut upon, the grave-stone as his epitaph ? David-Wilmot was a character ; a strong, powerful firice in starting , and puShing the 'agitation which finally destroyed the old Democratic party i and created the Republican. Re ..-was not an A bolittonist.. Many: filen Ahere are who can claim an hostility to slavery than Mr._ Wilmot, but none_ever had a larger hand -in starting the - contest which finally ;resulted in its abolition. Mr.. Wilmei`, never claimed a place along side of Wendell Phillips, Marlow Weed; Williamr Lloyd . Garrison, or 'Horne° Greeley, for be fought slav ery a longtime within the Democratic party andi hoped to maintain hisp-o sition and influence:in that. organiza ! Sion while - making the battle. He oon found that his timber was too knotty to work, but not to split, and he put : in his wedge and began the effort, 'which was successful. In many respects this rugged Pennsyl-, vanian was a remarkabl man. Early in life, soon after coming to the bar, he developed great strength with the people. He had a fine voice, a good presence, -. .and an eloquent tongue. He was never a. great lawyer except before a jury, and relied upon his latent resources at the moment to make-up foihts indc hence and dislike of-study. He, therefore, soon devel oped into a politician, and was elect ed to Congress by -the Democrats. During his second - term he introduced as an .amendment to the bill perinit ling the extension of slaV,ery into the Territories the few - words above quoted,•whichare 'marked that his tombstone, and from that day till this hai, e been kno.vnin the history of the bounty as "1 Wilmot Pro viso.!' - It was the wedge which split the Democratic party upon thehlav ery question. In a pro.slavery Con gress suclian amendment found - no favor awl was not seriously consiil ered.- Even at his. own home the Democrats made a bold assault upon ,him and undertook to:. defeat his, re election to Congress. He had.tWice been_ elected, and - this proviso' was the work of his second term, which, according to party usage, was the extent of service accorded any. one county- in that district'. He 'mine home and made a canvass for re turn upon the sentiment oriii4 pro viso, and after a struggle was returned. MD. GROW 9 B GOOD LUCK.- Wilmot undertook- to secure a fourth, term in the same way. Itis titnlaitlMltAt 11:0”111.0 Iti a edit In. tam clusavvOttool 'Olll. 40 timid tititil , -:: 7- 1t. , '::;n=7:-.. - ;' , ..':` , ;'`.:'..."' - ,i:c' - -, - 'i.-.;; - :: , :Y.i; ', s :f:•,'-13,fi7- : 4- . .... Mil ME lIIMMEM MEI DAVID WILMOT, Itoni January 20, IEI4 ; Died • • March,l6. AgLd years.. ~3, , '~?-~ A, ~^~', 3 x~'~:~?+e'~ - ~+a 7 'a~f.?~ ~'`•-'~'~_;t`3{`..ar7~~as~,~}:~"-~^r~, .'; Or DENUNCIATION FROM ANY QUARTtR. =We 11181111 i AND A : i3i4AD '.- FORD'CaIiNTY PA. v , THURSDAY MORNING, SEPTEMBER 22, 1881. , _ ,w.ere IttuniMited;,' :Ile an rep reientittive-or'l.ll6::Free-.801: Dema - :plata and His tiPponent.:wia - a"-"toro4laye y Demo MO. The :'COrkteat was a - cry- bitter :one,-and it bad-gone on ner ly to the dtiy ot , eleotiou when Wilmot, in a .speechfitt Montrose in -answer to a eharge'that he,iiasirying to distract th - DeinOcrat4,:party, offered- to - re: the -from-the 'contest if any Other good and acceptable DeMocrat could belciund to take his place. The Dem ocratic managers unewee,tedly.-teok tiltn'at his word, and ; afterilmuelt dif 'lenity, withdrew their candidate and agreed upon .Galusba A. GroW, Who was partner. ,Thus was Mr. Grow made famous by an 'acci dent. Grow. waselecte t ti and Wilmot was made President 'Judge of the District. Wilmot as Judge, the peo: pie say, was very different from Wil mot, the lawyer and politician. - "He was a much better Judge than lawyer," said Judge P. D. Morrow, who now fills his place, to me to-day. "I was his law partner for quite a time and knew him very well. He had one of the best analytical minds of ,any man I ever knew, also rare good judgment and great nerve. While upon the bench he virtually organized the Republican party in this section of Pennsylvania. He .Would hold .Court in the day and make speeches at night in the school houses throughout the Country. He • s'• a 'man who - feared - nothing•afid id what he thotight to be right." He had great strength among the people of the district composed of - ttie Counties of Susquehanna, Brad ford. and - Tioga, and these three Coun tie's - are still called the old Wilmot DiStriet. Be was a man of genius' and eccentric habits. He was a great eater. it is said of him that he would . fillfiimself at-any hour of the day or night. A wag in,town by the name of Thomas, who .was also a great eater, tells of frequent encoun ters with Mr. Wilmot over the feast. table. . A UEARTY FEEDER. " I I was," said he, "sitting in the restaurant one-, day waiting for. my dinner to be served. I had not eaten ,anything morning, and was very hungry. Mr. Wilinot came in rubbing his stomach, and complained of baying too much dinner. I now is - my time. I am hungry, while he has eaten heartily. If 1 cannot sit him out now I never can: I invited him to a seat at the 'table, and be ordered a pate of raw oysters, and L did the same, the . un-, clerstanding W 7., that the one who first , got; tired: should pay the biILE We ate the raw oysters, and then boiled eggs-and a half a dozen other viands, until I'vas not only satisfied but gorged, when Wilmot liaiked up complacently and 'said, 'W‘ll, Thom as, I think we had better have anoth er plate• of raw.' (Ireat heavens, Wilmot,' said I, 'let's quit and I'll pay the bill.' But ,Wilmot insisted upon .having another plate of raw, and 7 he. ate it with - - apparent relish while I paid for the meal." ;. TILE FAMOUS PROVISO. The four lines above quoted, vtioli stand as Mr. Wihnot's'epitaph; it has been claimed, were not Mr. Wilmot's work. Judge Morrow contradicts this oft-repeated assertion with great force. The facts about that arc these, said - hd to me to-day : • "; When the bill to which this pro= viso was offered as : an amendment was under consideration in thegouse several Free-Soil Democrats met to gether to, i; ) determine their action in relation to the 4ending measure. Nearly all *of thlem had prepared some sort of CU' amendinent, all of which we're snbinitted to the gather ing. The lines which. - aPPear . upon. Mr. - Wilmot's'tomhstone are from the original draft, made by Mr. Wilmot and, submitted to the conference Of Free-Soil Democrat's; adopted by there, find then offered by' Mr. -Wil mot in the House. I " That became the pl:Worm of the Free - Soden,. although' rejected by the Democrats. When Mr. Grow Was elected to Congress by crowding Mr. Wilmot off the track, and Wil mot became Judge, he .begari laying the foundation J of the ,Republican party in this stiaion. • kept up a continual agitation or • the slavery question, and in 1856, Nihen Mr. Bu chanan was, the Democratie candi date and . Flemont the Republi can, he carried hig district by over ten thousand majority for Fremont, although it had been largely Demo cratic for many years. Isis =oven County gave more - than fitly-four. hundred Republican majority, whet. it had something like one thousand Democratic majority theretofore.". . Up to 1858 ,AlrAVilmot's political life had been one series of successes. When he kept within the rangeof his own district land among the peo ple who 'knew him he never knew defeat; even thoiigh he ofttimes ran counter to the party machinery. All through his younger life, and . up to. the time - when he was elected Judge and became Cetivineed that there was no hope for ,the anti-slavery men ex cept in revolution, he hail been bit terly hostile to r tie : Abolitionists: Not long before, he was elected to Congress and united with the Free-. SoilerS he led a mob which prevented the - handful of Abolitionists then in: the county from holding a meeting in- the CourtAouse. An old gray headed man who was of ..the party . refused • admission .that night said to me soon after I had looked upon Mr. - Wilmot'sburying place " I neVershall forget the eloquence of the man.' I stood spell-bound derhis words, and I shall: never .for get -• his appe .1 to hiit - -Demeratie friends not to. perntit'us to. assemble in the Court-house. 'I lived to know. leiutyears afterward, - and worked side :by side with hini in the . establishment of the Republican party." ---- von mieot.N AT:F[IOMM. '!'lit -- -1858,111 r, Wilmot was the Re. !ptiblican candidate for Governor of PermsYlvtinia and was badly beaten'. .His defeat, however, sounded Aim death-knell of the Democratic party in the State and made Mr. Wilmot murii praamlnen than areiti 114: thlogitie Ito thy COMVOIKa ~`~. .~k ~,,- f.,:-.t.,:;,?,:.,1.,4.,.31,,,, • instructed to vote.fer 'Simon Camer pa for President. Preston King vis ited him here in. this 'little hamlet . and for three days labored with him .to induce-him to SuppOrt Mr. Sew ard.- Mr. , Wilmot declined, saying that .he had no donfidenee whatever in ~the - 'New York statesman or the. men .who acted with hitt'. When. the Convention met Mr. Wilmot, with -ez- . Governor Curtin, deserted Mr. Cameron'and assisted in the nomina tion of 'Mr. Lincoln, and. always had great influence with . him. Wilmot, had preViously been a candidate for the. Senate and been.defeated.. After Mr. Cameron's nomination - as Set re tary of War, Mr. Wilmot was elected. as his succegor, and served the _bal ance of his term, when RI-health pre- vented his' being a Candidate for• re election, and Mr. Lincoln appointed him a member of the Court of Claims. -A few years afterward be died- here amid the scenes of his. political tri utnpris. . I e• • Ile was a .member of the Peace Conference of 18e,l,and - When coming down from one of its meetings said : "There is no use, we cannot agree, and I_ am not sure that a war would be . the. worst thing that could happen this country: I fear it i 5 near' at hand." - • • "Wifmot matured . young," said one of his admirerEL to me to-day, and althougli_kit tr-vlien: he died he was older than most' men at .I do not believe his habits killed' him; He loved to eat and drink, but I be lieve Ire i died of softiping of the brain."... Such is. the story a visit to a grave in the quiet church-yard of this Northern Pennsylvania 'hamlet revives i• !N.-course_ the hiStory of this . p , -man-recalls much more than I have, told, but I have said enough to giVe so - me insight - dinto the character and labors 'of one of the most noted men who ever lived in.l'ennsylvania. Others who may - Chance to look :.t his bumble monument,may also be glad - to:have some knowledge of the man• other than can be gained from , a look at his unpretentious _grave stone. It is a pity, that ,in this wealthy community, where during his lifetime he was revered 'Nr his ,qualities of head and heart and obeyed for his wisdom and - sagacity in politics', there is not spirit enough to raise n stone to mark the spot; where his remains lie, that would at tract. the - 1 attention ..of the ; passing traveler or seeker after infOrination. Inside the little iron -fence ineld - sing the yard where he sleePs, rest his three sons, all the children lie - had, amt the , stimirier's. sun and-the win ter'l blast fall upon a•hundred more fittiug Monuments for the-dead tha the one which - marks the resting place 'of the leader of - the Free-Soil, Democrats in a crusade against slav ery' which created the Republican party,- brought on . the. war,. named the Ooverilment, destroyed the doc trine of State's rights, and " nation alized the Tinimi." . F. A. B. The Scratch My Back Club. "Thrice the Brieded cat mewed." . . a meeting of the' S. B. Clu.b in; Mr.- Jones' back yard the other c'vening the following was j)ropound: cd'by, the President, tval ki a, Esq.: • l'What classic number in inytholo; gy do-we representr.' . - Tabby. Zones, who felt . nfore at home_ than the•rest,heing onher own back fence, _instantly tespontled : "The nine inew'ses!'7 "Categorically speaking you: are correct," answered the' President,.; "we - pawn for .another. .con-undruut.7 "W hen.. are we fair barbarians?" . asked Madame • Tortoise lli r ghtone, looking askance al,...Thowat3ll. Cat,. the:secretary. "When we mew till late," said pert Tabby Jones., while the brindle cat got his backup, and the Whole.com pany cried in chorus : "spare our felines." "We are kitten very sinart,"ain't ure ?"- 'said Mss. Maltese, her eyes turning green with envy. - "Perhaps some of- you literary ladies can tell me why a` cat's tail is like a:jont Hey round the world ?" •• i . ."Fiddlestria,gs I" answered; the sec retary; "I read the newspaiiers, and that. is :old-Lthe answer is: becauSe it's fur to the.end-see ?" "I cat-ch on," said young Thm, slangily. "Are you mouse through ?" asked a yellow eat, who halt been chewing her whiskers contemplatively. *".lf so, I will move that: a 'claws be -in serted in our constitution—" Cries-of "No, no! No claim put; mitted," etc. • i A timid meiliber, in black asked the - suffrages - of the club on the ori gin of . the word eats - paw, whether it Meant a. pateinal feline, etc.; a com mittee of three was appointeil, to Make an analytical examination. The President, wishing to signify his approval of the movement, began : ain glad to , rat-ify..—.- 11 lint in an instant disorganization took` place which . was only. quelled - by the an nouncement that Mrs. Puss Angora had thought of another conundrum.l "Why is n, niniise hhlikii in the hay Oa barn in danger?", No, Jiving eat eould :or would tel so Mrs. Angora gave the answer he self - "The eat'tle eat it." • • . • - • The. ThomaS orchestra' - them an nounced that it would -give recita tionse from:the opera of "O!Purga tory"'every night in the week, on the roofs and fences that locality. The - Misses—Kitty Kats, who had brought their music with them,'Sung a dnett, their voices blending so well in the higher retisters that the neigh borhood- tyas aroused, :.nd amid a perfect' shower of brickbats the S.M. clUktook a S-cat-tering vote, and adjourned sine Paq and Tribune. • • A STRANGER in St: Louis, thinking lie recoOlized his Coat ou the back of a. pe destrian, shouted, "Stop, thief!'' and about thirty of. the inhabitants suddenly disappeared down a side street. ,-; SPOIT.T33IA'S : 18 blOWthrs.„ into a gun a satisfactory method of ascertaining if it boloadcd? I)ort't know, those ak hare triefkit , blavee , t, haul eleolga to ethte IvbeVitirti.itimm944llMity vt ant; DIES ISES -8;r (!;..tpece re. MN ' DAVIES ON woLrr.' The Defeated Candidate Will • Support.Bally. Bensons Why. the Nominee Should be 'fleeted—The Hanger to theln dependent Republlein Move , went—An Ill• Advised Step. Frbai a Staff evrreskaient PlithalOphia :•TOWAND4 September 14.-It is strange to see how the people of dif, ferent localities are affected by -an event. interesting to all alike. Up here in this northern tier of'cotinties, known as the" Gibraltar of Republi- . canisin," where the . fight against what iti - callesl the machine really be gun:and is most aggressive, the revolt .of Mr. Wolfe against the• Republican nominee for State Treasurer doeS not create as much apparent interest as it does in the centre of the State where there is lesS reform - sentiaient. There is some quiet feeling 'anti talk here,- but . I doubt if Mr. Wolfe can get any considerable number or Re publicans of standing in this section to support him at all; much' less take an active interest in hii canvass: It is by no means easy, to get these qui et, industrious' citizens, wedded to the party; to join in a revotntionary movement against itoicymatter what the provocation. Tolbe sure, Mr Wilmot once led them, 'Democrats ape( Whigs alike, into ,the - greatest political revolution of the age. But that was upbn the great slavery question-,an issue too broad to be, coupled with a - single struggle as to 'which faction of the Republican par :lN shall control _the naachiuerv. and . dispense the - patronage. The _Retain: lintins of this 'end of - the- ; State are very strong in - the -faith,' and will kick very hard inside the 1 - .races' and do a great deal of prot4sting, but voting for an independent . candidate is not in their lire. When a candi date is "settled," as they tail it, he is sure enough 44 settled " to;conttol their political action. 'Yet Slr. Wolfe will get sonic vetes ttie • northein tier, but, they will be,'quiet' fines' and dropped in With cantidn. 'There will be now and thena man who will help him this much, but he will get little, if any, active support, unless appear -1 .ances e , very deceptive. The party seems in good shape- and -heart, and a_revolution against it strikes the' rank and file, even ,more : than the leaders, much' as would a ernsade against their i•eligion.' The place from which I write is the home of Mr. W. T.- Davies, the Reform. candidate, whom General Baily defeated. Mr. Davies is the State Senator. from-this county, and has always held a prominent - place in the party here for . years. There ,is even little apathy here, much less any decided expresSioes in favor of Mr. Wolfe. If, 'then, the home ~ hom of the defeated candidate, -where there past . necessarily - be disappointments and the, pride of the party more tor less hurt, furnishes no distinct evi dence of comfort for the revolution- - ist, it may be well taken for granted that General Bails- will not - starer materially in the Reform end of the State.' 'There is nevertheless a great deal orfeeling and some resentment that might be nursed'into active lift; if some strong Republican whO has the 'confidence of the people would stand out and make the light: - such man car,. I think, be foUnd; for all the leaders I have seen, while they are crass., and full of fight; pto pose to stand by the party and con tinue their. contest strictly within its Towanda is a pfettly little place, ile'sffing dowa among the mountains in a fertile little Valley along the Le high, It has . Many fine homes and pleasant people. But I have told the rudders of the. Press all about its people, wealth, etc., recentl" . in recit ing some of David Wilmot's history, suggested by a - visit to his grave, not a fun-shot from where I write, so J. will devote. Myself to 'the object of my visit and talk polities. There is a natural' desire in all parts: of the St:nte to know where Mr.'Davies him the'defeatett candidate for the Treasuiefsbip,.stands, and I tlroppcd off the train hete at •an early, hour this morning, on my way north, to find this out. Mr. Davies sat in his spacious library in almost as.preten tious and 'elegantea . hoMe as there is' in Vivanda as he welcOmed me. Neither of us lost - any' time iti ap proaching _ the 'all-sorbing subject. Our talk lasted for a long time and Mr. Davies spoke with' great freedom and frankness. "1 am unequivocally oppoSM to the course Mr. Wolfe has taken," said he. Nosingle individual, no matter what his position, after act jiff; with others in a -great cause, 'should, without consultation with his associates, take a step calculated to. bring reproach upon •it. Much less luis hen right to.run • , eounter. to the expressed wishes of; I Might say, every other man in it. I. regret sin cerely.that he should have thought differently. " Will his candidacy have much . effect or get. much support in .this . section?" " Our people are Republicans, . There is'a, great deal of. feeling here against theTaction ofthe HarrisbUrg Convention. Our people 'thought and still think that when a man has created' a folldwing - and' become known throughout the 'State, there is no:good reason tor his being set aside for one unknown simply be cause he does not suit a few leaders, bdt that feeling will find expression in some other way than by rebellion against the Republican panty. Wolfe Willi no doubt, get.some votes in this section if he persists in his candidacy, but not many 1141ess he can hive - some active,_ well.known Reptiblieans to take hold of •his can vass Which I do not think at all proba ble." . you "support General 'Bal . ly?" . . "Most assuredly. I shall.. I Aral! take an active . part in the can, vaes here at bouie.and do what I .can to tieutim hie ulentioni tigitu4.pqn, ably lea ithot Mi. • Ott 04, • ' h . . - - gain by- a different course. Suppose he should succeed in defeating Gen 7 Oil Bally, see what ho has. done to the party. He will widen the breach, already,, to great, and, aboveall, will bring into ridicule the movement he professes - to have so 'much at .heart. :The vote wilPitot re .present-.,.-a hundredth part, of the strength of the reform. element, and yet it will stand before' the world . to a greater or less extent, as the power; of the opposition to the machine. It, will almost make it ridiculous; when in realityit represents'a great major ity of the .party." " Was there a cha'nce for it to. find expression within the party ?" " Cerioinly there • .was. , Tt was growing -stronger every- day and by making the fight this year inPide the party and quietly instructing the people we' would have gained strength enough to have made a tick et next year which would. lave been acceptable to every element of the- Republican party. We want .unity and faith in the party, and these can, only be found- in fidelity to the Par ty. Leaders we must have. Organ ization is necessary. The wrong to be corrected is the arbitrary and un just Use - of power by Our leadets, and this can only-be accomplished by a steady contest within party lines. It is not leaders that'are objectionable, but their method?. MP. Wolfe him 'self, I believe, acknowledges this." • " Will be defeat general Baily ?" f"fhat cannot be itold now. But suppose be does, what has been gain ed? If the defeat of the ticket has been desirable there was no trOuble about that. If the delegates to the Convention who did not favor Gen eral Bally had remained sullen be could not have been eledtecl. lithe word had been passed-that it was ne cessary,' t. 4 correct th.e abuses of which the '!people complain, that he be stricken down, he could - not have .been carrier through with ,all the . power now in -the: hands, of the lead ers. 1 ,-,The movement is just that si-rong when Ihei.e is uniform action and 'expression, but no single indi vidual eau set up his judgment Nainst all the 'rest, go outside the. part}:, and carry , any considerable streng,th . with him. But I insist:that the - loss of the ticket this year by a revblt is only not essential to the ef fort toeorrect the abuses- complain edpf, hut will have the effect of re tarding, iE.not defeating, the move :We. want party unity upon a plane . _honorable.and just to all Be publicaPs.. We went and must have party harmony to insure - party sue: cess,-and . it cannot b e obtained by' destroying the Tarty *organization. It must -be reached by a 'struggle in side, and, I believe we have reached a point Where there wilt be no more trouble unless this ill-advised step of Mr. Wolfe's -shall undo what has been accomplished." ' lit • " Y6u do -not expect the leagt trod bl6 - here at your home, then , .?." "Jiy friends will give him a hearts support, and there will, I think, he little trouble ankv: here in the northern counties. The canvass, I suppose, will be vigorous; and there oughtto to lie no doubt-of the' result.. I - for one, ela not mean to relax ray efforts either in behalf of the party or Ale movement within: it •to compel 'a more just, liberal policy in its man- - ao . ement. Mr Wolfe, much as he 'has done and honest as he may be, does not represent all .of the Inde pendent element." Mr. Davies said much more than I have been able to write, 'but here is.enomih to show his position. • It seems to me to be too strung for:assault and too fair- for arlyerse criticism' by either side: The It Erorrna, one of the Republican pa pers here, will put his position thus in its . issue of to-morrow : • • • - " None will be mpre earnest or More active in giving such support,lhan Senator Davies hfinself. Mr. Davies is a believer, and .strong believer, in the doctrine that party differences should be settled within party lines. lie counts the success of the Repub lican party. andliki - advanceMent of its principles, as of far more. import ance than the victory of a ;, faction or tire honorinir of an individual. this, he and his, friends will give to General Baily a cordial, hear ty suppkrt." W. A.:B. • judge Pitman has a habitl of Tip pling his watch under hts .pil ow when he goes to bed. One night somehow it slipped down, and as the Judge was restless it worked- its way do wVII toward the foot of theThed. After a . bit, while he vas lying his foot•tonehed it ; it was very cold, he' was very surprised, scared, and jumping, from the bed, lie exclaimed: "My gracious, Maria! there's toad or something under the covers; I touched it with my foot." Mrs. Pitman gave aloud scream and was on the floor in an instant. "Now don't go to holleting and , waking up the neighbors," X4id the .Judge.. " You' get the brobm• or something and we'll fix the' thing mighty quick.. Mis. l'ittuat) brought the Lrooin and gav'e it to JUdge with the remark that she felt as ifsnakes were creeping up and .:;own her legs and back. " Oh, ,nonsense, Maria! Now 't.urn down the .covers slowly while*lihold . the broom and bang it. Put,a buck.: et of fiater alongside thelied solthat we can shove it in and drown Aire, 'Pitman fitted:. the bucket; gently -reinoved the • covers. ; The Judgesheld the _broom uplifted and as the black ribbon of . the silvir watch: was revealed, he cracked away at it three or 'four' times with. the brooM; then he pushed the thing ott into the bucket. Then they-took a light to investigate the matter. When the Judge saw what it was.he said : - "I might , have known. It is just like yon women to . go screeching and fussing about nothing. It's utterly ruined." - _ "It was you made the fuss, no Me," said Mrs. Pitman. . "You:needn't try to put the blame on we," Then the Judge turned in !Ind OM 11 1 01tt - • -•- . - - BM I= Something . in a Bed. 81.00 per Annum - In Advance. Brother Gardner Answers Kear- 'Last nice ez I sat on de front doah step mendin' he handle ob one ob de ole-womanis flatirons,' begin Brother Gardner, as the last notes of the tri• angle died away, 'long cum dat nigga Thornapple Scott. was puffin' an' blowin' an' fannin' himself wid his hat, and de minit he cotched - sight of me be rushed in arid called out : - ' • ‘l3 l rudder Gardner, dis kentry am all goin' to ruin I . tarvatiOn looks de poo' man right in de eye, dar am no work for de laborer, and de tax gatherer hab got us by de froat.' looked up to -see if, dat nigger had gone crazy, and den I axed him to look aroun' an' see de new houses gwit.e up in every direlfshun. I axed him to disremember dat kaliker wor only fou' an' five cents a yard, butter fifteen cents a pound, flour low; 'tit ters way , down an' clothin? cheap 'nuif to bust half de dealers, and he sot down and replied • "Deed, ash, but dat's de fack— dat's de rack. 'I. axed him, to look across de co'ner lot an' see de droves of work in' men gwine dome to deir after,de labors of de day, an' le looked au' replied : • " Deed, sill', but dey work, I reekon. :'I went inter de cabin me brought' out my tax. receipts for di two y'are back an' showed him dat de taxes for dis y'ar wor five dollars less.dari an' he 'hitched arOuni an' sed : ," Deed, sah, but de .speaches,of de polltishus an' delacks .in de kase hang togeder.!'-.:, - : . ".Den I stood him, tip ag'in de house, whar I could look him squar in in de eye, ani• 4 said Thornapple Scott, you are a good nuff nigga for common weatlier,--but you'd. better kiver yet' head wid a blanket if a rain comes:up. You talks about the kentry goiti' to ruin, an'. yet you . loaf, aroun' an' let your :wire. and darters wash an' iron an' support ye ! You talk abontrstarvation lookin' de: poo'. man in de face, and yit you haven't' worked a day for*.six . montsl Yoti talk aZtout de tax gatherer, an' yet you neber paid . ow; cent b . tax in your life !,. hoMe nigga—skip oaten die locality afore some pule kicks yer ter . death !. It am you an! de oder loafers an' lazy•bonese'swho am all de time-blowin' sick nonSense i while yen fsmilieS, am cliggin' . jack bard Work to keep ye in food an' whisky.' . "91ein dat nigga skipped: Ize got six bricks handy for de next - pus son dat comes talkin' dat no watter what his colui% I iz looking for -signs fiat some member of dis club am sittin' wia.,bis feet hangin' off a thy goods box while he talks about starVation, ruined kentry • an' so =fourth. When I i skiver . sign you'll diskiver a vacancy :in de club, an' let no man disreekollect: Going to York State. He was a funny old bow backed, bronzed-faced and bow-leg led, and when he entered the court -room he called out : Whoa J muary . whar's the boss ?" " You bet I Howdy . ? .Don't know Sour name, but it's all 'righti -- How's thefinaily ?" • "Prisoner!" "That's rue, neighbor. What a" . .ye want of the prisoner ?" "Prisoner you- are charged with being drunk." "Charged ? What did They want to charge - me for? . Couldn't - they see.: that I was - drunk without charging it ?" " . Prisoner, while under the influ ence of intoxieating liquor you met an, alderman on the - Street and • offer, ed to wrestle him for IlvOdUllars." " You're'shouting ' l did, and if lied had sand enough to take hold, .I could put'hini on his back in five seconds!" "Please don't be so hilarious." "lean't help it, boss.: hilario all day and hilarious.all night. Pm on my way to York State. Stopped ott here to get my boots tapPed, and I guess I took a little too much cold tea. Sall right, - though—how much is -the dam ages ?" • . - " Where do you live ?" " Town of Byron, County of Shia wassee,-State of Michigan, U. S. A." . Are you going East this morn.: ing ?" 4 That's the ealkerlashun." " If I let you go will you take the • next train ?" • . "If I don't I'm a spotted wood chuck !' " Well, you may :go." " That's the • checker Nothing mean - about yon, Squar'. Which way do Igo ? Oh, yes. Well, tod dy—" , • , "The old oaken bucket. • .• The Iron-hound bucket—' . . The little brown Jug which hung In the well." —Detroit Free Frees. HE PAID IN PENNIES.-ID speak. ing of the legal tender qualities of money, a gentleman - related that sev eral years ago there lived near Taren tuin.nn old Man - of rather vindictive disposition. He toad no Objection, to paying a debt ifdteAhong,ht he justly owed it, brit if he: was not; dead sure on this point he : Was bard to manage. A. neighbor by the:-;,intme. of Potter brought a - claim .6 M - I)o.Bgalflit . him, which the old than. refused to pay. Suit was entered, and ajudgment ob tained. There - beitig.no way out of it. but to pay, the old , gentleman came down to the city and spent several days gathering up old 'fashioned to cents untilhenot enough to pay the bill. Putting • - • the 10,000 " cop pers " in 'sacks, he leaded 'theca into a wagon, drove t0,31,r. Potter% store, and dtimped themon the floor.. Their legal tender qualities being unlit:nit ed,Potter ItstV to take them. The storekeeper was. ! ever afterwards known as 41 Coiller Potter." • - So "much sufferingwas never known at Cape Mav as is experienced there this "Beaune -It Lb terrible. A acsitea_potident lisfellhai ate - w.• masa at Cape -May tha A t iltig tgatZ t IM I TIVI 4 , NUMBER 17 MI Newispapers. Somebody, if we know who, we . - would give due credit,—.writes thus. tersely and truthfully of newspapers and their worth to the world: "Ti 43 value of newspapers is not now fully appreciated, but the rapidity with which people are - waking to their necessity and usefulnesss, is fine of the significant signs of thenimes. Few families are now content - ivith a single newspaper. The thirst :for knowledge is not so easily satisfied, and books, though useful—yesoyen absolutely necessary in their-ptace, now fail to meet the demannds of youth or age.. The village newspa per is eagery sought foriand its con tents as eagerly devoured. 'Then comes the demand for the country news, state news, national and for eign news.. Next to 'political come the moral and religious journals. this variety is demanded to satisfy the cravings of the active mind. "Newspapers are -also - valuable to material pr'sperity. They advertise - = the village, county or-locality. They spies(' before the reader a map on - -which may be traced 'character, de sign and progress. If a stranger mild at , a hotel, he first_ inquires for the village newspA-per ' • if a friend comes from a distance. the very next_ thing after family greeting, ho in quires for your village or county newspaper,and you feel discomfited ifyou are unatle to find a late copy, and confounded if you are compelled' to say you do.not take it. TnE train - which - - took- the Presi dent" to • Long Branch, run •at the rate of seventy mileAan.hour on sev eral occasions wh sc there was a straight- stretch - -of , track, and the mo tion of the car was scarcely. percepti ble. Such a faCt speaks volumesfor the management of: the road. , The engine was furnished with - -a new muffler - to prevent the noisy escape - of steam, and a pilot engine; vith ex perienced engineers, preceded the Presidential train by -half a mile, bearing a signal previously arrang ed, which was thoroughly understood by all station agents, telegraph oper ators along the line, and all conduc tors and engineera were speedily no tifled,to look - out for this. '' During the trip not .an "incident - occurred which conflicted with . th e arrange ments made; not a.train was moving as the Presidential - train passed it, so that no unnecessary jar should be felt., and yet the other trailer all ar- - rived at their usual ,schedule time. We do not think .apy. other railroad corporation in the world could have done what was done by the Pennsyl vania' Railroad Company on this oc casion'. . . ROMANCE AND REALITY. - - City Editor, readin--"The night hatli draped its folds around the dark acid 'steely wafers; • the lightS.of the dis-,• tant city glimmeied on}-the brink; naught was heard save the churnin4 , of the paddles as 'the ferryboat Fur-- ton- plowed - her wav across the•dark and; threatening !tide. There were but i few passengers, wearied men re turning to their well won rest ; -hol low-eyed -girl, exhausted with their daily toil in the Close and fetid rooms •of some.city.workshop... One figure was_ .seen to move restlessly to and fro, his hat drawn firmly.down over . his wild and hopeless eyes: Sudden ly he darted' from the cabin, gave one last look_ on sea and sky. There was a plunge, and. all was_ still." City Editor " Jim, t' is is all very fine,sliut it's not the , way we - do • it on this paper. Just say: 'Last evening as the* Fulton was making her 9 o'clock trip, a man apparently about forty years of age jumped from her deck into the river. - Ike was fished out by deck hand Smith and handed over to the police.' Ba zar. • WEATHER W15D031...:= When you .wish to know what the .weather iyto be, go out and select the Smallest cloud 'you see. Keep your eye upon it, and if it decreases and disappears it shows a state of the air which is sure to be followed _ by- the weather ; -but' if it increases in size, take your great coat with you if you are going from home, for falling :weather is not far off The reason is this : When . die- air is bee - ming charged with electricity you will see every cloud attracting all lesser ones towards-it, -until it gathers intoa shower; on the contrary, when the. fluid is k passing off, or diffusing itself, then a large cloud will be seen brelking into pieces and dissolving: CC:I Fun, Fact and -Facetim. THE Father; cifthe cereals is Pop Cow. WHEN a cat gives an entertitunient (ruin the top of a wall it iAx't tho-cat swe object to—it S'the waul. AT Trouville—Clever sign-:of a dealer in small wares: "Chinese curiosities from Japan."—Le Fiyaro. • . A WEsmis editor, being Tisked by a subscriber what - was- meant by the wool 'hydrogen, replied, "Gin and wateol explained that hydro Was the French: fur water.—Chicago Inter -Ocean; "ANY port in IS storm," paid' when 'be partook of some poor wine in a second-class saloon, where lie had - taken refuge field the elements. - A WEATEnx editor, being asked -by .a subscriber what was meant by the word bydrogen ' replied "Giu and water," and explained that hydro was the FreuclT - for water. AT tho theatre f Inquiring friend—" Ix 11r..lensby in the house, do you know? He's a large man, with a bald head." Po: lite doorkeeper—",lt's a bare possibility,, sir." - . Two mothers by the sad sea. waves. " What ? Do you let your children make slings to.play They;ure very dan gerous ; don't you know hew hard they can throe , stones with tliem ?" but the little dears don't: throw them at themselves." SMITH-4 once possejksed a splendid dog, which, could - always distinguish be; tween a iragahelid iiid4 - respectable - Per=_ sou. .Tunes—Well, what became of him ? Smith—Oh I I was obliged to give him away.. lie bit me. "What rascal's got niy ?" ex claimed Fenderson. "Oh; - , I've got it myself," ho added, after another search of his poCkets. And the, boys saki: "That's right, Fenderson ;- own up like a little man." Fenderson' couldn't - for lite of him tell what they were driving ac. A 2i:ea time "I've beea to see `3ln.a. Tittletattle," said Mrs. Telltale, "and the way she ran on about' , .. you" was per fectly scandalous." "So she's been-talk big about me, has she ?!' asked Mir:. Brown, quietly. " Yes,, indeed, shObas" replied Mrs. Telltale, with cmplia..isa, " What a nice timer you must have had" said Mrs. Brown, with a sleet smile. DAUGHTER or a speculative builder v iting her parents,--0 ! l'apa what rug little houses you have theca building. on the river barth!:l - have a 'thousand mindivto take one and "settle there ..':lt the chiklien till winter. Parent (enibra.:- ing her with parental cruotion)--Don't t;o it—tbiji are houses to sell, .atut to tivy -4.6 Figaro. - • LAW PI ofessor—Wbat constitutes hur t :- lary St udeut--,There -must be a treak-1 Mg: ..Professor-=Then. if man enters your house and - takes trams your vest Fcket In the hall *mild that ' be `tiurals -1 ttAtiO 1.-r• sairliffit I's. /AciaAvirt fiffl thto ......, 4