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HENRY;tsornurros, Towsniia.•Jesly 2.0704 f, FEW COPIES OF TRH ROAD A LAVri tell b, bid at this Oace. . flow dear to my heart aro the sCotlee of my cbtld -IMOd . - That now but in mem'ry I sadly review ; _1 'The old meeting-house - at the edge of the wild wood, ,The rail fence and horses all tethered thereto The low, sloping root and the boll in the steeple; ' The doves that came Ilutteringent overhead As it rolemnly gathered the God-fearing people To hear the old Bible my grandfather read ; Tho old4ashloned Bible— • The difst-coVered Bible— The leather-bound Bible my grandfather read:, TowANDA. PA. • The blessed old volutnel Tho face beitt above It As how I recall lt—ls gravely severe, ThOugh the reverent eye that droops downward.to love lt Makes grander the text through the lens of a tear; And, as down Ms stern features It trickles and glis tens, • The cough of the deacon Is stilled, and his head Like a haloed patriarch's, leans as he listens - To hear the old Bible - turgrandfuther read ; The old4ashioned Bible— The dust-covered Bible— The leather-bound Bible my grandfather read. th who shall look backward with scorn and do- • rision And scoff the old beak, though it uselessly lies • In the dust of the past, while this newer revision Lisps on with a hope and a hotnefu the skies? Shall the voice of the blasterhe stifled and riven ? Shall we hear but &tithe of tto words He • his said, - When so long ho has, llstealtq, leaned out of THE MAJOR'S. MONKEY. . • a -When. I, a very. young subaltern, first joined my - regiment ° (tbe - Royal Manx nisileers) the depot bad been for some 'six months stationed at the delightful town of Ballynoggin, Coun ty Longford, Ireland... - I suppose my brother officers had by that time contrivo to exhaust all the resources of the neighborhood in the ways of amusement, for on my ar riVal I fourA them reduced .to three topics of,coriversation. First, snipe shooting—a bog - with a bird in it• lying within reach. Second, the say ings and doings of the three.. Miss McCrans; dazzling beauties, daugh ters of the local solicitor, who - kept a "(liege" and resided_ in a stucco villa with 'Castellafnare' painted on the little greetegate, on which the manly torms _of two or more of the Royal Mnux - were generally to be seen louna ° ing—in conversation with the loVely NOrah. Third, Major monkey, and why he kept it • The snipe became a bore now and then, one's interest in Ger'dine's be witching- IrishismS -or N : 6raiN s • con quests might even flag occasionally, but the mention of Congo's name 01- of his latest iniquity 9, - -.ofght excite ment into our flattest moments:di rectly. , Congo was a beautiful little crea ture, with long, soft fur, dark face and-paws, and gentle, mournful eyes, the temper of a wild cat, and the mPralsof an imp of darkness. He was supposed to reside in a house, made of a wine-case, in Carntody, the Major's servant's room ; but except for the purpose of secreting 'his plun der in. the straw, never was found there by any chance. Ei - ery device that the mind of man could conceive; and Carmodglilt, tip on a freSli one once a week at:le:lSt,. failed - to; secure .He bit through leather and rope, untied knots . , paled locks, dislocated chains nnqinlviays ended by flying like a tleinon-spider, up and down every passage and stair case in:theoplace—Carmody swearing in his wake—till, he gained some coign of vantage whence it was im possible to dislodge him. To, appreciate the situation one should' have knowrf the Major. Feb 27, '79 CnoTll-75 L. ELSIIREL llowas.a sedate and dignified per sonage, about forty, very quiet and rather precise and told-muidish' in his ways. I always suspeeted that he considered hiMself'civated by , na= tore to be the regular pattern of the British .officer gentleman,. and intended his dress; demeanor and conversation to be instructive studies, for us youngsters—each was so, per fect in, its way.. I can't imagine why we didn't detest him. I. think we were rather proud of and consid ered .him a credit to the regiment. He was a thoroughly good,: kind- hearted fellow. azi . fond, - and it was generally underitoOd that he . could if he chose dO everything better than everybody else. lie didn't often choose and generally held aloof from our sports and pastimeS, not,only re fusing; to _enter.. WS iorse for our. strepledhaks, but actually_deelining, to lend him to Miss 'North McCran for the same occasion. MEI 9123,000 73,000 GOODRICH & HITCHCOCK. Publishers. VOLUME XLII, THE OLD-FASHIONED BIBLE. • heaven To hear the old Bible my grandfather road? The old-fashioned Bible— . The dutLeovere.l The leather-bound Bible my grandfather read • ,_-_ "—.l. W. lillcy His dress was a study of cut and color, from the parting of his hair to the toes of his boots; but I think. his rooms impressed me most—such combination of military precision with feminine prettinesses ; trophies of warlike weapons ; lace, flounces to his shelves and chinipey-board; tiger' skins 'crewel-wort i - ..4,tritimacassars, military.-models and plans, and old china. :lle .had - some valualile en gravings and :photographs about, and over-the fire-place t 'hung a large wa ter-color sketch, 'Brockwood,' . Lei cestershire—a magnificent old baro nial residence—which, without . the slightest, foundatiOn.for-the idea, we all agreed to be the.- Major's birth-1 place or inheritance, of which he had been sornehow wrongfully deprived.' There was also a big Writing-table, surrounded by ladeq boOkshelves, at which he spent most of his spare time, - elabosating a:11d revising his great.work76a tactics, of which we were wont to speak with respectful - admiration. Now imagine, over this. steno: of peaceful propriety' a -four= armed fiend rampaging, leaving de-. struction in his tram ; playing all manner of impish pranks, hiding a bottle of 'Brilliantine; careftilly un corked in the =Major's, boots ; swat -lowing every stud he possessed under the delusion that they were bonbons; or bombarding him with freshly4ior rected. proof-sheets . Crumpled, and chewed into pellets—and you'll, have some notion of the never-failing zest the existence of Congo gave to life in Ballynoggin. Why did lie keep it? - II Some of Congo's performances turned. him liVid with rage, but never drove him to condemning the brute to exile oFeiecution. 'Every man has his. pet -extrava gance,' he . was wont to say, smiling serenely. suppose Congo is mine'.' I never )fit once saw Major Null- Her nearer to being excited when a rumor that Congo was lost arose. He wasn't, the beast; he had as many hiding-places as a mag-pie. My bed was one, and there he was Amr (in.epmpany with Carmody's_ blacking-brush, one ill' the Major's immaculate gaiters, and -the . big owls head with the red glass eyes that used to adorn Miss Lavinia Meeran i s .hat) jOst in time to preient his mas ter from -bursting into tears, or offer ing 1:100 - reward, either 'of which seemed imminent. • a • What did it mean ? We speculated, arguedi betted, nearly-fought over it, so dispropor tionate grew the .ex , Atement in . the dull - stagnation-of:our lives in Rally noggin, and got/ no nearer the truth. Once . the . solution of the enigma seethed within our grasp.-thanketo Mr. Terence O'Flaherty. He ;was a local 'squire - en' proprie tor of the :before-mentioned bog, whom, in default of other society, we used to invite continually to mess. He was heavy enough when sobe - f;. later on,. 'area:. on Home Rule and the departed glory of Ireland and his family : 'The fightin' Flahertys,',dit ellists.of note in the brave.days of old. when Castle Flaherty was. kept up in princely style; and 'the clar't in the cellarswould have iloOded. the countfy for miled round. O'Flahert3i himself some Whisky and water one evening before departing, romancing7the while gloriouslyOrhen suddenly a black. figure Tegdendedmith a. swing and.h bound froth, somewhere, alighiing on O'Flaherty's shoulders. Congo, _crf course. - lle - claived'fast to O'Flaher ty's hair with one hand and plunged . the other into the scalding brew,. pre sumably. in =seam eh :of sugar; their, chattering wrathfully, upset the boil ing mixture on O'Flaherty's legs and vanished with a lock of. his hair. jP.lflaherty'fil language was forei- WC.; well- -it might , be." Marillier apologized In the handsomest man ner, but the blood of the descendant of the 'fightin' Flahertys' was up, and mere words had no power to ap pease•him. lle demanded the instant execn tion of Congo, or. the satisfaction of a gentleman. 'Are these your onlyalterliatives?' asked the Major:gravely. 'They are,' blustered Terence. • 'Then I accept the latter; said Mariner unhesitatingly., 'You're a gentleman, bedad I' ex claimed O'Flaherty, suddenly sober ed. 'And if you think that dirty little baste worth fightin' about, Ter ence O'Flaherty's not the man to be grudge you the pleasure. Still, l'cl be ready to overlook. it, and let by gones'be bygones if_ you'd gii - e me one single claeentreason for keeping tLe baste.' - . • • A . pause, during which we all grew breathless. with excitement. - Marillier looked - as imperturbable as ever. 'lf • one reason wii.l afford you satisfaction, Mr. O'Flaherty, I glon't see how I car► in faiiness refuse you. ,-I keep - the beast be( ause—l expect him some day to be worth 1:4;000 a' year to me.' And that..wss - all sy,eiever gOt out of him. I got leave in January, and started borne jOyfully. • My father had been promoted to a. good living in. the country since. I . lett home, and the first week of ,my visit was spent in' seeing and being seen. My sisters Freda and Gertie trotted me all over the .place, dis playing the church, the cow, the pet old women, the schools; the new pony-trap, and the 'points of view. They treated me witib a respect and consideration that was entirely - novel' and for which I suspected I had to thank my uniform (which I. had been implored to bring with me), 'but - which,-- was nevertheless gratifying. It was all very pleasant and home like, and I quite 'forgot how very much in love With Norali MeCran. I had begun to beone,short Week ago in Ballynog g in. My. mother in the pride of her heart took"me to pay visits withher all 'over ;the country, so that when the first Sunday came round, I felt quite intimate with at leaSt .half the congregation. 'Who wfrs the funny old lady in the yellow bonnet and furs, sitthig under the pulpit?' I asked after din ner., : '3/iSs -Corbett, of BroelmOud; said my.lnotijer. You 'know we, called - there on Thursday, but . she out.' 'And the little nigger with , her ?' . "Ohl that's a real ,African-prince, her latest pet, :son of Uhe J umbo; King of Bonny. • She .wanted .a hea 7 then to convert, herself, and the mis-- sionaries had no end of- trouble to steal this one for . her, as she inbisted on his being of 'good family,' Gertie exclaimed: 'She's wild'abont pets,' Freda con tinued, and she changes them-on - ce fortnight at least. H 'The place was just like the parrot-hrise at the Zoo - once, when we ; first! came, and the next thing weheard : of her was that Dr. Burnaby was -Orions .at being sent - for lone winter night to see her kangaroos - The Climate. wasn't agreeing "with than.] She kept tame snakes once and they escaped and were never found. No one ,darcd cross thk park for months after, as 'they, were . supposed to be hiding there.' 7 ; I.heard a good:dealluore about , MiSs Corbett's . ecceitykiitiei beforC long. Blic had takeni'a violent liking to my father, and to send for Win constantly; much toFreda's dis gust,' ,as she • had to drive- him to Brockwood—'the man:. a compound of gardener, butler and coachnian, being invalided. The old lady's gravest consideration in life was the disposal of her large property, : which wlt.s absolutely, under her contra Ser proSpcvtive beirS were as numer ous as her pets, and ;nearly as Olen ._ TOWANDA, BRADFORI)--.COUNTY, - ' PA., THURSDAY MORNING, :_iEilrEiSißEll - _B, :.1881.-..-: - :. changed.. 'She'll end by dying intes tate or leaving everything to the country charities,' my father used to say on coming home from one of the numerous interviews he bad with her on the subject. 'She ought com mon decency to provide for her faith ful old 'servants- ' and that unlucky little - A=frican in her lifetime, and co I told her.' ----- . Nest day it was, 'Well, I think the old lady has made up her mind at last. She has sent for her nephew from London—her natural heir—and made a will' in his favor. It is all very right and nice. I saw it signed and witnessed, and the old one de stroyed ; that is her regular custom ,htfore she signs the new one.' 'What's the nevi one like ?' ask .d Gertie. 'Has he come P 'Oh, such a horror!' broke in Freda, 'looks like a little Jew trades. man—and his manners are insuffera ble. I shan't go neatis43rockwood again during Mr:Jonathan Marillier's stay.' 'MariHier I' I exclaim - edi thought I had met with Brockwood before, but conldn't imagine where.'. 'What on earth are you talking ithont 7' said the girls together. •• * I isplained. When I had done lorecla biNgan:' 'That's the very Major Marillief Mit poor Miss Patty Payne Corbett's ,companionis al ways telling:me about. Yes, lie's cousin, a distant one, and four years ago was here on a-Nisit.- Miss Patty goes into wild raptures about him on small provocation. He was very kind to her, poor forlorn little woman. Miss Corbett was delighted with'him at first, and then quarrelled furiOnsly with him. I (believe he.used disre spectful language about her monkey. 'The monkey I' I shouted'. 'Why yes, she had one for a pet just then, a nasty, thieving, mischiev ous creature. 'Every one hated - it, and it ended by costing -Major Maril lier Brockwood. ' Miss Patty doesn't know exactly what the quarrel was about—but Miss Corbett called him a swindler and a time-serving hypo crite one day at (Homer, and he' got up, said good-bye to her quite polite ly, and, left the: place at once. His luggage was sent after him—and the . -monkey... He ; - left orders with the butler that if ever it was to be dis; posed of, hekl.like it. Next-day Miss Corbett did nothing but cry and moan after him--saying he had de serted her, and . „..that — Fltnonkey should be hanged-,--so. Parker;, the . butler, took it away, , and sent, it off to • Major 3larillier without telling her.' When Freda stopped, 1 began my story, • and had .the satisfaction of seeing all the fathily as pinzled as myself. . _ wish your friend could be in duced to make sonic' :advances to' Miss Corbett,' said my father. 'l'm sure . he would have a good chance of the succession.' . qhat Airliner will never do,' I replied,.emphatically. 'lle's not that stlrt of man.' , . • • 'lts a simile !? said Freda, Wig; nantly, • speak to Miss Corbett . myself tomorrow : 1 know she likeS me. .NO ! you shalt go and tell her what a line fellow her cousin is.. Well drive over together.' . That interview never' came . off. Once only in 'our. lives. Were Miss Corbett and I destined to meet. From the moment of Mr:Jonathan' Marillier's arrival,. all outsiders .like ourselves were gently and unobtru -sively kept from approaching the poor old woman, who looked feebler and shakier every_SundaY. ; 'Poor MiSS Patty's eyes and nose bore :signs of much weeping and we beaid 'of no new pets, being adopted. • One. night came a furious peal at the bell and a mounted groom deliv ered a note from Miss Patty begging my father to ' come without delay. 'IIII drive you,', I called out to him, plunging Into some clothes; and in a quarter of an 'lour We: were on the road, greatly 'wondering - what had caused the summons... - • •' • Lights , were in the Brockwood windows •as we .droVe up. 'One!' clanged froth the tall • clock .tower over - i - . )ur heads us we passed under the echoing archway that led to the . big hall. Brockwood was a rambling old -red sandstone pile smOthered - in ivy, looking gloomy and ghost-ridden enough: by daylight, but.. positively gruesome in the small hours . ... I was left by 'Parker, who shook - his head dolefully when I: inquired afuer his mistress, with-one candle,, in a spa cious vault of a dining-too4,sur rounded by grim portraitsi4olead and gone Corbetts, white from. their dingy backgq. 'The gloom and the stillnestro. - W A sO ttp palling that I fairly jutatielt Wilta the .14:tor suddenly opeaedodthittmg truly: awful apparition4ifllgnic with dishevelled black ringlets in a shawl pattern dressing gown, carrying a bedrpom candlestick. • - 'Mr. Marillier, I presume,' •.I - re tained sufficient-composure to remark. I'm Mr. Maritiler, MISS Cor bett's only nephew. I'ye not the pleasure of your- acquaintance, sir,_ and at any other time should be hap py to make it; ! but for a stranger to be here, just now is—you must ex cuse my saying it—a—a. species :"of intr,usion. 4 ! . 'Miss Corbett :Sent an imperative summons to ray father:. I replied. • 'Most extraordinary ! A . very ex traordinary proceeding. I am -Miss, Corbett's . natural guardian and (pro tector;, I'm her.nephew. only Wok the name of, Corbett With the property, .Dear, dear !" , ,Rhoda ought have,been here : now :- a lady can be of so_ much use—such a pity to haVe brought your'father here at . this time of eight! . And Dr.. Burnaby refuses to .allow - me to see my aunt. Rhoda should - have been here, but . ouo - baby—our. ninth—is only four , days old—or she should (*dainty. have been with= her dear aunt. Dear, dear, it's such a pity to detain you here l' and so on he maundered. in a querulous monotone while _l:listened to the - clock chiming the..4naiters, and wondered whatever was going on. Mr. Jonathan Marillier had talked himself to sleep in his-arra-ehair when my father entered hastily. my boy, we Want you .!at once,':" and he hurried. me Off. - %est EMI t ) -N I S I ( I REGARDLESS OF FENUNO4TION FROM ARY QIIARTEA. extraordi - nafy.freak of the dear old lady's! gfi'e has made a new will leaving .t 20,000 to me ! At least, I'm to have the life-interest andlhen it's to go to, Freda ! She . has taken a fancy to her. I can't Witness the will, of course, so , we want you. ; The rest of the money goes to the county charities, as I expected. Nothing to that' man downstairs.' We 'entered -Miss Corbett's rootri.- The-. old lady-say upright in bed sup= ported- by weeping Miss - Patty. In the gloom I could just discover a pair'of very bright eyes looking out of - a hatchet face surrounded by voluminous frillings. Parker and the old • housekeeper were present, and the doctor. 'On the hearth several sheets of torn blue paper smouldered —the.previous will: I supposed. The new one with writing materials' was on a table near the bed. ' • - 'Do just what she tells you,! whis pered the doctor; 'any discussion or excitement may prove fatal. She is quite rational ; Lean testify .to that.' 'ls - that your s'n, Mr. Rivers ?' asked a. high shaky voice from the bed. 'Then giVeine_ the pen. Quick!? she gasptd a little—quick! See here • . • Parker .held the light while - she made a shaky but perfectlylegible 'Annabella.' A tapcame at the door; she threw the pen down. 'lt's Jona than! Keep him out-! Tie'll murder me r and then fell back speechles - 0 - .. , It was Mr,. Jonathan Marillier - We hustled him out with scant.cere mony and returned to the 'bed. Dr. Burnaby. shook his herid--Alt's. a. question of moments now,' and as he spoke. Miss CorbeWS.head fell back on - the pillow. Miss Patty.broke in to aloud fit of sobbing; the unsigned will slipped from the bed and fell at my feet, a useless heap of waste paper, and in that moment-Brock wood and all belonging to it_ passed from the poor old lady's hands into the grasp of: Mr. Jonathan My fother-beboved . splenffielly. No allusion to hi S loss . ever passed Ilia lips. Ile officidted at the funeral, of course. • Lwent, and found myself in the same carriage with-a brisk young solieltor from - London representing the firm employed by !MisS Corbett. 'He'slan awful.cad, that Marillier,' said Mr. -Harry Blew, discussing his client with engaging frankness—the meanest little screw I ever met with. Ihope he'll withdraw his business from us,, that's all.- Think of his dis puting the .servants' . claims to a ,month's wages,. and recommending us to - send that poor little black prince to the Union. He makes me sick,. he does. . 'I must stay down' here till • affairs ' are wound up - though. Lucky for me the . Major's come.' 'Major Manner, from Ireland . ‘Yea; . didn't You see him? He's here; man- , -monkey and all. His af fectionate cousin isn't overjoyed to have WM, but he seems :t• cool hand, says he'll stay a week, and evidently doesn't mean to be turned out , before he chooses.' BloW went on to tell wile that there had . been a careful search' i mad,e. for. a will,, though to a 'moral certainty none existed, Miss Corbett's. ways being well known. ' • .- Mr.-Jonathan Marillier took pos session in due course: Mr. Blew ex torted: s6me- -concessions from him ,hy :representing - thao- his• conduct would be severely criticised by "the conni.y;" and as Jonathan quite in- tended starting in life as a local magnate, 'as soon as Rhoda, could.! travel,' he was amenable to reason. . He actually ,asked us to dinner one day before. Major Starner depirted: I should say that the Major spent .a I fair share of his time at the rectory, and was. deeply . touched at hearing ,of Freda's narrow escape. of heiress ship. - • , We found the party to consist of Mr. Blew, , the Marillier cousins, our ` selvei, and Lord Allonby, a- big, io vial squire of the. - old 'school. The dinner .was magnificent, worthy of the display of family plate• which.at 7 - tended it. • Parker waited- - -under prOtest ; in fact it was only out of consideration for Major Marillier that he condescended to remain un der the same roof with Mr.• Jona than he informed me: It was a dis mal-ceremony. The cousins were barely on speaking: terins. _ Blew looked bored ; Allonby hungry ; and the Major- grave and curiously ab sent. • Jonathan' was captious and, argu mentative when he wasn't boastful, talking of the changes that would be made 'when the place had a master.' 'Wher'es that pine-apple?' he sud denly asked. Parker looked, slightly confused, but replied with dignity, 'An acci dent baA happened' to it, I believe, sir; but I'll inquire.' 'What, has become of it? - I insist on knowing !' Parker ; hal disappeared, but one of the footmen replied : 'The monkey, sir—' • • not Stand it !' , broke out Jona than: It's always "that_ monkey," whatevei happens! Yesterday it wa§ the sugar-tongs ; • old family. plate, heirlooms! to-day the desert! Hoar any man can reconcile it with his sense of what is honest--simply honest4-to be the means of making away. with anothei man's propert3q can't . conceive.' '• . 8o he.fumed-:-the Major the while pealing a pear with pupremeindiffer enee. . The whole big .suite of rooms— yellow drawing-room, .music-room, boudoir and conservatories—was il- luminated for our benefit, but felt all too narrow to inclose the etplosive elements of our party. Blew and I at last walked the Ma \ jor-out through the conservatory on to the terrnce. It was a warmish, Pebruary night—such. things do be ta' now and then—and a blazing moon. We walk€4l 'backward and forward for a turn or two and then leaned over the- balustrade, looking at - the.expanse of lawn and shrubbe rY, and:the woods beyond, •all . won-. Alerfully- clear : and distinct in the White, 'Suddenly a spge.,- tral outline flew over the, lawn,.. fol lowed by a very substanthdligure in hot pursuit. IN 'Congo eielaimed Marillier and I simultaneously. ' 'Won't it recall Ballynoggia?'. Conga it was. He dodged . ear mody round and round the fountain, and then—attracted, I ''Presume, by the brilliant range of, lighted win dows—made lor the terrace, came *and over the side in three swarm ing leaps, chattered a recognition- of his master, and then, to_inake all safe, seizes) a trailing bough ,of ,ivy and swung himself aloft up too" the ornamental stone-work above one of the windows. Up came Carmody. - • 'lt's the housekeeper's - best bonnet yer honor! She's just dancin' mad after him,' he panted. Congo proceeded to dissee, a man gled, mass of black ~ stuff, !pa of which seemed composed of, giant grapes made evidently of some indel ible substance, for, after teasing one, Congo wrenched off and cracked: the o hers spitefully till he took to Pelt- Blew with them. Marillier meanwhile was talking to Carmody. • ‘TherS they are, ready enough, I'll be bound, sor,' I beard the latter re ply. 'Two fins active boys, and lad tiler enough to go up a , church stee ple, let alone the roof.' - _ 'And lanterns?' Marillier asked. I thought it rather-an expenditure of force if they only wished to reco ver the bonnet, low hopelessly de -moliShed---`Congo had I'put it on, and Alloriby,--Vvho hadjualcome out, was shouting with laughter. 'Very well, very well,- Major Mar said Jonathan's voice at the window. 'l've found my servants in new mourning once; I can't be ex pected to replace your brute's—' Here his rernarki were cut short by Congo, who made one leap on to his head, and - a,.second into the room. Marillier sprang after him...He sped like lightning through the -; whole - suite of rooms, across the - ball, and into the deserted dining.roolcHern vVlien we came uP with hirn,we found him; ravaging the . table, his cheek stuffed with preserved fruit and -nuts. .Allonby tried to throw a napkin over him, but this .only produced a fierce chatter, andothe creature now seriously scared, kicked over the-ep ergne, raced back as he _ had come. -Out on the terrace, -up the ivy, ap pearing for one moment grinning over: the hattlemented parapet, the next high out on the ridge-tiles Of the ro_against the sky.. - • '" Slffiot him!' shrieked Jonathan, half frantic. 'He's got the nut-craek ers ! • A sovereign to the man who gets - agunand .e I'll give ten to any man who can bring himback !' shouted the Major. - • 'Here yon . are, - sir!' sang out a gardener's boy, hurrying forward with A ladder on his shoulder. ••• He placed it against -the wall, and up he went. '. - Up went Carmody with a lantern - swinging in his teeth. Cp went Major .Marillier, shouting, a Come 'along--sonie one-,-Blew Or. 1 - Rivers !' • Up went all, followed by two men with additional lengths of ladder,! stirred by a simultaneous impulse of frolic, to join the mad game of fol low my leader (and that leader Con go) over the roof of Brockwood. There can never have been a weir.' der scene under the stars 'than that monkey hunt.. Brock wood looked as big as a. small village by the' half _ light. The roof ran up into count less peaks and. ridges; now and then descending now into abysses Of blackness, opening into. great wide plains of lead roofing with treacherous pitfalls of skylights. =The great stacks of chimneys cast black shadows across Dur way ; an - .owl ,flapped out at us ;lights began to flit about excitedly in the windows'that overlooked our course ;- the-servants 'turned out on the Watch for Congo's descent,. and we four lunatics .in ev-., cuing dress, ran, halloaed,l- slipped, scranibled and perilled our . ,necks more times than we 'cared . count without the smallest chance of ever, coming up with our quarry unless by his own good pleasnr., Carmo- . dy, in good training from" long prac tice, kept well. up ; then the :boy, an ex-slater it appeared ; then we four at varying distances. Jonathan Mar illier had-taken heart of grace, i and but contented himslf with surveying . us from a drittnnce. Congo took it easy now and then disappearing entirely into some bid-. ing hole , amongst the chimney's. When he did so I noticed that Car mody marked the place before dis lodging hid]. • . 'At last, last, after a steady. run of fir; teen minutes, he seemed - tb conclude that it was time to dispense with our attendance, and accordingly. made for " home." We could hardly keep him in view'as heilew . up ; Ito a high; er level and round to the front ofthe house, then up the steep slant of the roorof the big hatl,,and with a migh ty leap gained an arched opening at the top of the clock tower. . Carmody gave a. wild 'Miro° ' of triumpli'and was after him like a cat., Congo danced and defied him madly, Ile was safe until we could . get the ladders up. At last they came, also Jonathan. The . gardener's boy swarmed . up first,..but_ retreated ' , in dismay 'from a vigorous onslaught of Congo's. - 'Never mind the monkey P.sholited the Major ; turn out his hiding-place.' looked - at - MaTillier- in amaze. Bid, voice cast e cracked and shaky with excitement, his facedeathly pale With Idol, desperate look - abo,ut it. In bid easordered dress and tangled hair no one could have recognizedhim as tim standard of military propriety so well known to Ballynoggin. Then followed a queer scene. ,We all got as close under the tower as we could. - Soule one sent us up more lanterns and a clothes basket, into which - the contents of . poor Congo's treasure-houde were flung, he mean while lamenting , piteously or grima cing with impotent wra!,h from the top of the tower : First 'the sugar tongs, also the crown of the missing pineapple; next' my father's gold eyeglass missin(Y since funeral, and one of Parker's ° shoes, also a handful of livery liuttons, apparentlY trrerich ~.i . _,....,„\._ _ )..... i to ) ..\,,:.: , .. ,_,,.. L ... „ ~___. .. ... L.... ......,._. ~,,. .. .._ ed off. That seemed thi l total of his reclnt pilferings ; but under a layer of rubbish came a collection evident ly dating froni - 3.his .earlier days at Brockwook: aladed and fiattered work basket once brilliant with satin and, beads; a gold-topped , smelling bottle; a set of kitchen skewers ; a prayer-book and an evil-smelling mass which on investigation proved to have been once IL tongue highly decorated and frilled with lace pa per. We got quite excited at- first, but it began, to feel chilly and we made'a movement toward a friendly attic window opened for our descent. 'Stop, please,' implored the Major; 'only a moment longer!' His voice Was husky and queer,- and his band, laid on my arm, - trembled violently. .'Hurry, men! Is that all?' 'Every-bit, sir, except some torn papers and litter.' 'Send it down.',_ Down came an armful of rubbish. Allonby kicked it over as it lay at his feet in the gutter. 'More family plate I ha! ha!' and he picked up .a tin flour dredger, battered and rusty. What's this inside?' A big envel ope full of_ papers was cdoubled—up and crushed into into it. 'Family letters ! That is my affair,' said Jonathan. 'Hold the lantern, some one.' They were:-damp and discolored, but the envelope, linen-lined, still hung, together. Blew looked over his shoulder. - ' ‘" Last , Will -and Testament of ----" ' he'read. - think, Mr. Mar- Blies, I had ,better take charee of that,' and he drew it without cere mony from Jonathan's hand. ' Sup pose we go down e.nd look this over, gentlemen.' We left Congo and his tormentors to adjust their 'differences, and de scended. • • • Such a set of dirty, disreputable figures:as the drawing•room mirrors reflected, if anyone had had time .to thinl: of it. My . father started from a quiet nap, and stared in amazement at our appearance, but stared, more when he behdtl. our plunder. It protred to be, as we all gueSsed. , one of—Mrs. Corbett's numerous wills, and won der of wOnder4 l . in favor of Gusta vus Adolphus Marillier of 11. ' M.'s 112 Regiment (Rua!, Mans Fusi leers). •I gave a cheer—l couldn't lielp,it• —so did Allonby - ; and Ore rushed at him to Congratulate, 'him, before we. remembered ' Jonathan's, presence. He raged, stormeditalked Orconspi racy, and vowed - he'd fight it 4:n4 ;• Illit •Blew assured him he had nct _ chance—the document was all right and . replier, and I- think he . was sharp enOugh to see that the Major was too good a fellow not to. make him some compensation for his . dis appointment, if he gave in decently. 'At last,'about midnight, we quiet-: • ed•dewn, and let Marillier tell_ifs his -.; story. - \ f.My good cousin, the late Miss Corbett, quarrelled with me in due course, he said, 4 the very week after the will was made. Never mind how the dispute came about. -'The new • will - and the new favorite:-- 7 ;a very distant "coit'§in-were both on the premiSes, and I was ready to go, whew ''t - his .'precious document was • missed. Nothing would convince Miss Corbett that I had not purloin• end it. Why I should do so I ican't conceive. However, I .left.,' I had had some experience of Congo's do ings, and the idea. struck roe that some day I might have the chance of hunting him down , and -convicting him of the - theft. ~.M y chief object was to justify_ liis ,Cor bett, of emu* arid fo that , raw of hope I: have clung Jill he . death seemed to have rendered' it useless. When . I found she tad 'died intestate then you may that I thought the chance too ,valuable to - miss ; and heie kept Carmody on the alert ever since my arrival here. ' . .• ' ' ,So the mystery was -cleared, and my story - ends. People who like* to hearthe very last of everything .may care to, know that the Majqr (now Colonel of MilitiaYbas left the- ser vice, encl .: is ' forming himself * into the• realized ideal 'of.' the English squire and county , member. ' The said 'characters being•in their peace tion inconsistent with old bachelor hood, and Freda's unpaid legacy be hg still.a small grievance with him, I have a strong idea that he intends to discharge all his obligations 'with one graceful act, and prevail - on• her to accept Etockwood—plus the mas - ter. - I hope so, atlearit.. Any more? The little blatk prince—not much converted, Pmafraid—shivered mis etably thro - agika . few months More o.f England, and then. at: his own earnest petition was dispatched in .care of a party of missionaries from Livetpool beekto his own sunny Af fries, and—.took Congo with him,, Temple Bar. _ , " THE D.n3tvin von SKILL.--In • all. manafactiring countries may lie found scores of workmen who .have but imperfectly learned their trade. They infest shops, bother employers, ,and disgrace . workmen. They arc the vagrants 61' the trade. :The wen tryi needs - skilled workmen. It, is, only at rare intervals that business is so fiat that skill is not in demand ; but - there are frequient periods of slackness when only skillful and re liable Men are wanted., There is no royal road .to the position of skilled Workmen.• It must be reached by the close, attentive, .patient , plodding of the . apprentice through the lane of learning into the broad road of com potent. aequireinent.. The. entire matter resolves ' itself into the . plain, old-fashioned rule of sticking to . a business. No looking back after the harid.is placed to the plough. There is . hard 'work and unpleasant work to bedsit* lint it must bedone, else -the. aPprentiee • never becomes the..workman. . Serving one or tw6 is not stifticient. ---. • 6 .1 icier tire of reading 'Parodist:4 Lost,' 4 ' said Mrs. PoSigns!), her eyes. beamlog •with a dreamy languor. "Don't you admire ,it, Mr: Crab'?" "No,, I don't," replied , Crab crisply. •"1 used to read it before I was married, but now"— misting a look toward Idrs. C;—"I know What 'Paradise Lost' is without reading it." $l.OO per Annum In Advance. A Hitch in the Ceremonies.- Brood;bpi, : "I hate to see a hitch in a weddin'," remarked a farmer from-out Jamaica way, as he dropped into the_counting•room with a nuptial notice. "It look.s bad and it makeatalk." -"Anything wrong abmat this wed ding ?" asked the clerk, as he made change for the old man. "Nothing positively wrong / but it didn't launch like I want to see things of that kind. You seen by the notice-that - Mick Thomas Was marryin' - Mary Miff, and at one time we begun to think they never would git through that ceremony." "What was the hitch 'Why, Buck ia . a Methodist, and 3lary is 'a 'Pisc9alian, and as one wanted . One service, and the other another; they patched up some kind of 'scheme to have both. Neither Would go to the other's church, but each had their own minister and the weddin' come Off in . the svhotd-house. The 'Piscopal minister married Ma ry, and the Methodist undertook to marry Buck, and there they,. was takinkalternate, whacks at the thing, "and neither payin' any attention to, the other.l The. Methodist brother fired lermon fuit — , and the bride sat down "and trent . to - sleep. Then the :TiSesiPalian Gaid as how we'd all dropped in -to - see that woman j'ined, but he Wouldn't. say who to, and wanted to know. if there was any ob jections. That started up the Meth odist, whO begun to ask Buck if he knew what a solemn he he was at, and if he really meant 'trade. - alb, that time the 'Piscopalian was hoverin' around aboht 'this wo man,' and. Mary was sayin' she'd do this and :that and other.' The 'Methodist - minister - was marryin' away on side and ffnally they brourait up agin a stump." "Ilow'S that ?"- asked the clerk. "Well, the 'Piscopalian wouldn't recognize Buck . or his minister, and the Methodist wouldn't' have nothin' to do wittiMary or her preacher,nnd there was, no way of . g ettin' 'em to gether.'_ Fverything:.was all ri ady except askin' • them if they'd take each other, and neither one of ''em would-do it. Mary . find Buck was standin' hand in hand, and the crowd was gettin' hungry." "How did they, get through "They had to compromise. They wrangled for a time, and finally Buck spoke up of his own accord and said he'd take Mary for his wOded wife, and then Mary chipped in'and said she take Buck .for her husband. At that .we all cheered and hollered. Bitt . • t;:ere ,they plumped . on another snag." • wbat respect?" inquired - the clerk. • 'Because there was no one 0 pro nounce ;'em man and wife:', Buck .tried to l'eason ' Alary into 10.6n', the Metllo(l64 do.. that part; and! Mary argued witil.• Buck and tried 0 per .suade into listenint. to : her preacher ; but it was no use. That brought on another row, and as it Was : „aettin' nigh on to dark . ; we all felt, that somethiu' ought to be done, as we'd been there most all day." • "Well, did they get married ?" asked the tired clerk. • "Yes, we fixed it up. The! minis-. tors .was gettin' pretty mid at each other, but they agreed that they'cf, each attend to their own flock; so the- Methodist said now pronounce you man,' and the Tiscopalian said 'L now pronbunce yoli wife.' and they . let it go at that. Then Buck paid the Metho,klist, and the - Tiscopalian wanted to.:, know where he came in. Buck kiaid, he'd hired his man , and p2id . hiin, -and as he was not respOri.t sible for his tvife's foolishness before marriage; her . parson - Could whistle for his.wealth.. I guess there'll boa lawsuit about it, for the Tiseopslian sari.he'll hare. half of that ill dollars If it . takea: . - ,a leg off to the "armpit. I don't . like to, see . ._ them bitches .at Weddin's..; It don't look right, and it ain't business." With this reflection the old man ._ buttoned sup his change and drove home in deeli . meditation. ASleeping Beauty. "She is our sleeping 'beauty," said conductor of a Jay, .Smith, and Ninth street line of- cars in Brooklyn pointing 'to a fashionably dressed young woman, who is well known to habitual passengers of the line be.. cause of her habit of falling, asleep as soon Rohe pays her fare. The young woman had (dark hair Ain't falls in ringlets over her foretiead; dark, clear eyes,:and a complexion that is: almost perfect. l "I "guess she must be . pretty, because she sleeps so. much," continued the conductor, "for they say - that's What keeps wo pen pretty. I don't know why it is_ luit-justas soon as she gets:in to . the car and hands her . fare she crosses leer hands and feet and begins to .'ln "aboutfour minutes - she is Weep, and then she gets a good nap until she reaches the. ferry - going down and ,the place where she gets out. Ifiquissenger pushes fast her, to get out she opens her eyed, fixes her hat, which usually gets - loose by her 'nodding' ' and then. she goes to sleep again Its eurious.to see young men try , to get her to flirt. ; Why, she goes right to sleep while they are smiling at her. We haven't ;a more lady-like person riding on the line, but. I.never saw such' a sleeper.lShe% been I,passenger -now six days in a week for .over two years, and she makes most .i4 -7 6 - :ery trip •. asleep. Here's her street. ,• - ;. • • The conductor gave a shrill whistle and called out —street." The young woman opened her eyes step ped off the car and passed gracefully down the street, patting her mouth gently with her hand to check It yawn.—New Yiwk Sun. As AN Illinois bride and mom were about to take the train on their wedding tour a few daywiigo, the newly-made bus band becoming offended, slapped his wife in the face. For a moment she paused and gazed in ;urprise; then seizing his cane she laid it over his head and shell!: ders until she was exhausted, after which she seated herself in her father's : carriage and was driven back to her former home.. NM 4 r NUMBER 16 A Bridal Trtialimm , , The - London queen gives the fol lowing desexiptiou- oti,a trousseau . prepared in Paris for an Italian lady: The bride is Signorina Ituccellani, of Florence, and the bridegroom Prince Odescalebi, of Rome. -_The house and Isody_linen are wapiti - cent, and cdmprise three different , types: First, renaissance emliroidery . enriched With deed guipure, massive designs copied from bas-reliefa, after the Byzantine school, and this orna ments sheets, pillow . cases, towels, petticoats. and .peignours ; second, embroideries in modern style, light bouquets of flowers and sarlands of foliage surrounded with fine Valen cennesiaces for chemiSes, petticoats andisummer sheets; third, Russian andi Bulgarian embroideries, with large flowers and greeques in colored - silks" (the dye and shade being guar. anteed for stashing), and some line gild-embrdidery these principally For.serviee'N , -sheets tablecloths, and bournouse. for the ,bath. -Among the twelve dozen cheinises there aie some of very novel cut. The top of the chemise -is low and round, and edged with light Venetain guipure, belciw which is 'a garland- of --Mar guerites, embroidered . in white satin stitch, the hearts being pale yellow. The front is gathered, and --a branch of Marguerites falls graceftilly over the fine gaugings, Thd Greek sleeve. has a similar embroidery, and the edge orthe chemise hasp wide, open worked hem, bordered with "narrow guipure; the initials R.. ` 0., with a princess coronet, are. embroidered on the left shoulder. The wedding dress in view of the extreme heat or:: Rome, is in. crepe lisse over white satin. The train is embroidered with. orange blossoms and- roses in white - silk, ,with silver veinings and a thick framework of lace.- '1 he skirt opens in front over. a satin tablier, covered with.point l'aiguilie, embroidered crepe bodice, wreath of orange blossoms- . without . leaxes round thuchignon, and q l ong -tulle worn ll'Espagnole, falling over the hair and dresses, and not over the face. Why She Was There. The latest thing at Long -Branch, says an eiChange, is an adventure:of Miss Verona Jarbeau, :whom you will remember as the heroine of ope. ra bouffe at the Standard. A large party were sitting, after dinner,. -on the wide piazza of John Hoey's mag , nOicent,residence. wheXt they beheld Miss Jarbeau dri‘iing -about" the . grOunds in - .an elegant turnout. She wore a lovely lace . drkss ; her pink silk stockings peepeitfrom herskirts; r in short, she was a picture of ease, beauty, and taste. But • how did she. get into • - the groun., - ..5, and why was she driving about, as if they belonged to her! The guests . "asked these ..questions or the hostess imd oT each other, and at last Mrs. Hoey touched the bell and said : _ . _ " I'll send a servant to asliherwho gave her peiniission." '°in . said Wait a moment," John . 11oey, rising; '°l gave her perinie sion." " Yon!" was. thegeneral tr..clama tion of astonishment. - " Yes," replied Mr: Hoey, " and I'll tell you the . story: 1 was amus ing myseq in !a, big straw bat, the other mornings trimming some plants down yonder, -when Jarbeau came driving past. I knew her from having -.seen her, on the stage; but she didA knOW me 'Arc you the cia head rdenerr she inquired, .very Well,. I have charge of !this place,' I aniwered.-hunoring the mistake. Would you give me per. mission to. drive iu andlookiabout?' she. asked. 4 Whenever yoii please, •AlisS,' : surd I. .=-W heieuponlie threw me a gold piece-, which . I wear ,here on my watch-eTtain, and I think that, having tipped - the gardener,. the lady is: entitled to her drive." - • It' I think so, too," said Mrs. aoey* and there was a unanimous chorus of assent. ==fflEl The - :SLEEPLESSNESS. -Medical Press and - Circular contains some goad . suggestions about the hyienic treatment of. Sleeplessness...w . hich are summarized as follows: Wet half a towel, apply it 4 'to , :the back of the neck, pressing it upward toward the base of the brain, and fasten the dry e 1 h_ f of the towel over so as to pre v t the two rapid' exhalation. The e et_l3,.praraw.._ and. ellarining,-cixd inetie _brain and inducing calmer, sweeter—sleep than any, narcotic. Warm . water limy .be used,.-though most :pprefer cold. , To those who Suffer, from over excitement of the brain, whether the result of brain Work or.pressing anxiety, thiSsimple remedy 'has. proved an especial 'boon. - , Fun, Fact and racctist. ' , Tills woman liad . 64-door nerves,- didn't want to vow, and. would bold a husband with a firm grip e "I beg your paidon, madam," said he, "for thesmokc in.the room." "Not at all. I 'rather like it. It smells as if . there was a man around." The 14-year-old daughter of Sitting Bull is called ”She-Who-Glances-at-You as-Slte-Walktk'l' This is bettor than hav ing a girl who glances at every ice-cream saloon between the theatte . and s tlie„horne of her proud sire, 'who keeps a dog. • Pl'u-sorry to have it to say of a woman at her time of life, Mr. Btuddorly, but as ,ii-e!re talking:confidentially now; I'll con-- foss My wife uses powder." "Lucky man,"r innocently p returned 31e 78.; "if Mrs. Brudderly evenfelt that Way toward me, she'd use dynamite." Foca years ago a young man, without n. cent on his babk and only one suit of clothes to his name, entered Denver and begged his supper. Last week be eloped with his employer's wife and $lO,OOO of _Hs money.. Close application to business, coupled with pluck and industry, wins every time. Etnr.s . r.iltinghter—l think you might let me-.tome out, mamma! I'm twenty, you know, and surely I've finished my education ! - Festive - mamma (by no means prepared ti act the part of chape rone anotwall-flower)—Not yet, my love. Society is so hollow ! I really - . must pre. serve that sweet girlish freshness of puts a little w file longer. TII_E. i had siuldenty ; Overeleuded air i . • me quite stormy. Being of a sentimental . turn she.accordingly took. her turn at the piano and ',.,began to sing. "Into some lives the rain must fall.", But he was entirely practical, and, clutch= ing Ir..r arm, said tenderly, "Sing some thing else, darling ; you knout I didn't bring my umbrella." . • , A ROMANTIP maiden was rescued from drowning at \antasket by . her loVer. When-she had suriciently recovered from the shock'and fright to feel like talklii,g, she overwhelmed hitn ..With repo-aches. "My darling," he replied in aittouishment ; "you surely did not wish me to 'let you perish ?" " she exclaimed angrily, otint why didn't you let me _go down for , the third time?" THE gas suddenly went', Out . at a - Sin .Toro concert the other eveninF, , and when it was relit a young lady intlig4ntly ac. cased a happy looking man *bo sat. on the next bench of kissing her in the dark ne. Tho man. tried to es pl:rin, r but some of the lady's. friends seized and pro. ceeded to tire him out with expedition. As they reached the door the victim - manag ,ert to gasnt, - "Me kiss a woman.! Why, l'm just divorced That settled it, Ile was apologized to, anti- the man Of experience proudly resumed hia'seAt.