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Jts A FEW COPIESOF THE IMP ktlt'S can tb hid at Ms Omce. TOWANDA, PA J 7 TOWANDA, PEfrA March 1, 1881 0. P. KINNEY MEI hep.25, • 79 BE J. M. rECK .flap 1,':9 Jon,: F. SA.NDEnsON I. Lb 27, '79 LELsuusx Jan. 1,187 April 12,'76.) GENERAL, TOWANDA, PA TOWANDA, PA 5125,000 66,000 K. BETTS, Cast!ler Ar 111.1871 COODRICH & HITCHCOCK. Publishers. VOLUME 3!T.TT, THE COMET. 9- The Comet I . Ho Is on bls tiral,"• And singing as he dies ; The whining planets shtinw before The spectre of the skies AL well may regal orbs burn blue, And satellites turn pale— . • Ten million cubic miles of head, Ten billion leagues;of tail I i On, on by whistling sp 't ores of !lett He flashes and he tunes ; le turns not to the let nor right, Ile asks them-not their nineb; 45ne . spurn from btsderhontac heel;— Away, away they fly, . Where darkness may he bottled up . And sold for "Tyrian dye." And what would happen to the land, And Vow-Would look the ties, If in the bearded dm li's path - - Our earth should chance to be? Full hot and high the sea would boll, Full read the forests gleam t - 31ethought I saw and beard it all In a dyspeptic ("ream. .I,saw a tutor take his tube The Comers coursello spy I heard a reream—the gathered rays Ilad stewed the lutorieye ; I saw a fort,—the soldiers all . Were armed with goggles green ; Pop eraeked..4he guns! whizz flew the balls! . Bang wenr the magazine! I !Saw a poet dip a scroll • Each n oment in a tuts I read upon the warping back,' "The Dream of Beelzebub;!' He could not see his verses burn, , Although his brain was fried, '• r And ever and anon he bent To wet them as they dried. I saw this scalding pltch,roll down' The cracking. sweating pines, Awl streams of smoke. like water spouts, iturst through the rumbling mines ; 1 asked the firemen why they made • Such noise about the:town ; • :They answered not—but all the while • The brealbz s went up and dostm.- I saw a roasting pullet sit ' - • 17poira haklnl egg; • I Saw A cripple scorch his'hand Extinguishing his leg ; - I saw nine geese upon the wing Towards the frozen pole, And every mothers gosling fell Crisped to a crackling coal. I saw the oT that browsed the grass Writhe in the blistering rays, The herbage in his shrinking Jaws Was all a fiery blaze ; I . saw huge fishes, boiled to'rags, • Bob through thcybubbling brine ; And thoughts of supper crossedinly soul; I had been rash at mine, strange sights strange sounds: le. fearful dream Its memory haunts me still; • The steanfing sea, the crimson glare, - That wreathed each wooded hill'; • • Strangers if through thy reeling brain Such midnight visions sweep, spare ! spare, iti,spare thine evening meal, And sweet shall be thy sleep! —Oliver Wesel4l OUR COLON Or, A Slip 'Twixt the Cup and the Lip You all knew:Saraly McPherson ? said our Cololol 'lntimately.!'. 'Perfect As well as my own brother, sir!' moat of us replied, though, if the- truth be told, there was not a Mani at !_that mess-table who bad ever' heard. of -Mr. McPherson before. 'You see, it was the ' commanding officer who :spoke, and it was always risky ,saying him nay when he expected yea. _ • • They used to call him, you recol lect, thetreat Unwashad "; a vul gar Ibut appropriate .sobriquet never theless,' continued the chief. 'Great, on account of his burly and precious ly ugly person ; Unwashed, by reason of hig accredited scant acquaintance 'with brovin - windsor, spring-water and 06 functions of the dhirzees and dhobies, i. e.--tAilors and washermen of the land. : On his coffee estate in the nioun• tains, and ainong_ his undraped and unscrubbed coolies, this disregard _ for the comforts andconveniences of life went for, nothing, perhaps it was even in keeping with the surround ,- .'. ings; but when he came down to this city, walked in its public gardens and esplanade, or showed with its swells' at the band, his appearance was something too outrageous, - and his pbrother B.s, meaning Knights of the Coffee Berry, and not„ as you might suppose, of the Orderi of the BAh, dressy men hereabouts,! whateverelse 'they are on their plan tations, cast him completely into the shade by their get-np and gorgeous ness. - 'As for _Um_ spinsters and • young widows of the elation, by " Mars, Bacchus, Apollo i virorum,7 "as Col onel Dams-in - the play puts it, there was scarce one ! but who fought shy of admitting him into her presence as a morning visitor, much less as a. suitor, though many, of these bloom ing ladies were on the shaft) look-out I,r the silken chains of matriniony, and Barkis—that is to say,McPher son—was, as they knew, wiling; - • ' But, disadvantages of person and attire notwithstanding, be was a right g ood felldw, this same gentle: man. Ile was honest, harkworking, thrifty, simple-minded; and from be ing a mere adventurer without inter est, friemWor money, be had, self-,, helped only, saved up the — bairbees little by little ; had bought patch after patch, acre after acre, of vitin bland; cut - down its timber, cleared it, e planted it; and now he bad squatted (lowa free from encumbrances on AilSa.Craig as he callE:d his property, as pretty and , as fruitful a small cof fee estate as could be bound in one of I the most picturesque districts of this lovely island. . . I wish that I could give you even a faint - idea of the exquisite beauty of its scenery, as it stood on a range of lofty hills looking out on still higher mountains, clothed to their very summits with_ 4oary torest trees. I wish I could paint that mighty wa terfall, almost beside the house, as it came rushing and tearing over beds and houlders-of rock, tumbling with an incessant roar into a foaming river below. I would I were able' to pic-. ture the slopes green with scented' grass, the fields white. at one season_ with the - snowy blossoms, and at another red with the ripening, fruit of the coffee-bushes ' the Wring crags, glowing with bright tropical flowers, and the steep declivities ver dant to their very bases with ferns land Baena . ' I can't do it, boys, and I won't try. All that 1 want to let you know is that It was a deuced nice sort of a place this habitat_of the McPherson; and that to be-set tied there with tine's household gods and coffee selling at seventy or eigh ty shillings per hundred-weight in the market would pay a precious deal better than` does her most gracious Majeety—God bless her I—and the command of this dear old corps with its enrulTsubs. Sot-- no -doubt., too, thought • its owner as he lolled and smoked at his cottage-front and gazed - at- the , silver bloom or the ruddy, cherries of his trees growipg r alinost up to the very door. Bat it was 's; poor ungarnished comfortless higgledly-piggledly sort of a hoinestead that same dwelling, house; fOr whatever else friend Sandy had done' toward the beautifying and fertilizing of this land his roof-tree,' like his wardrobe, had been utterly neglected. Both wanted just exactly what he thOught they did—the wife element to - set them ship-strap and presentable ; and as you have heard before •for that desideratum he was on the'. - 41-4 rice. ' 'NOW, you young gentlemen who are io the habit of lawn-tennising, afternoon teeing, bilking; spooning; walking, driving, with all the femi nies, plain and colored, of this place, and who think that you - have only to ask • and be received—which I beg and entreat iyou will not_p - ut to the 'test, c h up the mess and so on— can't -- perhaps realize to yourselves'', the difficulties the, worthy I am speaking or bad met with :in even this overstocked) matrimonial emporium. The Anglefralls, the Hunters, the Hookers, lots of girls whom I will not mime, had snubbed or turned up their pretty noses at him when he came a-wooing; and so, noleniyoleas, he remained ,a bachelor, anathematiz ing his ill-luck, and venting.his ills appointments upon the - .backs of shifting and recusant - Tamil coolies , the recognized natural - enemies of Coffee and the scapegoat - Of-its celti vators. • • - ' Then as a last resource he - sought, among his brethrent of the Gerry around, counsel as to the - most ad visable method of gettin g the so needed helpmate; And the first man he wits Herr Thaler, a sue cessful and rich German, whose es.: tate- bordered on Ailsa Craig. " So, so I" said; that personage. " kere.isnoting - more easy. Zave otf zat ragged' beard; f burn in ze ,fire zose, old chides not tit for 'Oundsditch or any Juden Strasse, buy von big tob, mein freed, get some Europe muster coats, and ?zee return ,to ze frapleins and vidder:fraus Vic' -ze monish-bags in ze 'ands. If zey will not 'ave zou, zey viii take ze. rupee ; trost 'cm for zat, zon." 'But the recommendation was un palatable, and to la great , extent im practicable, so ad tber fidus- Achates was appealed to, one Jack le , Geste, a man much adilicted to, chaff and - practical joking. ' In this land of pearls and pie cious stones, no go, dear boys;" said • Mr.le G. "From Dondin Head -to Point Calarniere-4,orth, south; east, west—the women won't look at you ; that you have, found out long ago. Give up hunting,' then, in these oft trod colonial fields, and - draw the borne covers. Don't you happen to know any bonny, lassie in your own '.Caledonia stern and wild,' or rrl , pretty colleen- in the oisle of shine -- labs and - shamroakS, , o . ho would" - be glad to share curry nd rice with you Go and try. thhse parts '• if not,_ have a haphazard shy at where I hail from, the Channel Islands. Spins—ay, and precious good-look= ing ones too—are as plentiful there as Cocoanuts arc hd"re, land -Maybe one of them might 'be induced to clear: out in your favor. Failing ' those islets, I know of no other dodge than indenting upon one of those co operative ' associations which furnish 'everything, even to a, better-half. But4mind, old man, they keep a rost en for foreign service in their offices; first lady on the list, i)lain or pretty, first for duty.; you pays your money, but you don't take your choice." _ 4 But thetie suggestions also were consideredanfeasible, and put . aside. Presently, however, a thought struck McPherson. ' `' Le Geste," 'said. he, "when - I was a bay there lived in the neigh borhood of my father's manse a wid owed lady with two or three then wee; very wee, daughter's. From what I , can recollect of them their means were cramped, not to say scanty, bir4.lty were of good blood and form. One of the children, the -.eldest, if my memory serves me, was Needum, and they prom ised to be bonny, for . I-can faintly recall her blue eyes, flaxen hair, rosy complexion and jimp little figure. If she be alive she must be close on thirty ; for it is many years since I carne out here a stripling, and was Chinna foray [Anglice, little mas ter] on the Pay cock estate, as my kind employer styled that property. Mrs. Needum knew me well—better, I indeed, thin -knew her. I wonder if she and the, bairns be in the land of the lent' or the living." "'Write indirectly and inquire." Add Sandy did so, and ascer tained 'that his acquaintancei, Mies Effie included, vere still alive; and proudly bearing up -against the res augusta domi. Armed with which intelligence he once again returned , - to le Geste. " It is all right now, - Mac," said he; "your course is as clear as day. Send a chit' to mater-familias N.; tell her that you are well-to-do in the world,ovfn lands and cattle, men servants and . ' maid - servants ; that you want to settle that •as a whip per-snapper year liked-rno, better say loved—Miss Effie, and ask her in plain English to come out and marry you. Above all things, though;; be sure and send ver. photograph ;- you are not such a very, very bad-looking chap, Sandy, if you would only dress like a Christiaaiind not like a coolie." So the letter was written, submit ted Geste's inspection, sealing, posting, and in due course was re ceived by _the Needums, in -whose little hausehold it created ,no small amount of astonishment land was much spelt and pondered over, espe cially by the _dallied most concerned —still a comely H' even a somewhat EL'S STORY I ' ' 1 :,- t -" ...,.• r. e.. , .•..! ' . • c..': =I , 1 , --'• '--- ,• I ik'..-. - , • . - , - ~. .... ~., TOWANDA, BRADFORD COUNTY, PA., TRUES I , AY MORNING; 1881. . .; . passe boiY—and ho, .after a while, consented to go out And _wed het suitor.' - - • - 1 -•- " 6 After all, - mother!, dear.," she said, •" he has - house ',end home' for me; maybe, by A' d bk,ifot you too, i ) Jennie . ; and I ' ll do do whit I can to help you - . It's tli best thing for me. And really, Mr. McPherson-or I suppose I ought t, call tilni' Alexan der—is yet young and-riot:bad-look ing. - Quite the contrarvery, very nice-looking; sea the photo 'he has sent us:" ' And' Miss Jennie quite agreed with 'her elder sister 'that Mr. Me:- Pherson was a beauty. , - - " Well; my bOrns," said - the ;old lady, "I can't gainsaryou hut that the.- portrait is winsome and douse enough; but. as I call lo mind the. boy Sandy,-the Fon of the minister, he was not nearly so seedily and well favored. But-it is, indeed, lang syne since • I set - :eyes on him, and likely he has got handsomer ashe got older; some men do." - ' Then everything. being settled, Miss Needurn accepted her kismet, agreed to go out, and her lover— open-heeded, - honorable,: true, as I have already told ;you he was—Tsent'l the - whereWithall • for ',passage jand outfit. • I • t-c.- / y, .' And pending the many, many weeks that elapsed, ,ind wlkile the -good ship ; Queee .4,Serendib was sailing round the 'Cabe : for her deal- - eation, a .change, a radical - change,• came over the life and habits of our bride eipedillg friend. He cast into the limbo of things dope with his I coarse "eumlies," rough "dungarees," 1 and other country clothing, and hurst ! out into _' Europe-muster " linen, tweeds and nicknacks;: a he bodiht a lady'eherse and a Peat's side-saddle; he whose equine proeßvities hart:my- 1 er extended beyond a shaggy moun - -7 tain pony,: awj a tattered and torn pi g skin. He told his old flames and chums that he - was going in for the Benedict, and- bashfully listened to " illes " and jeers of the one, and - the chaff aedlaugh of the other. • " - But,'• barring "The Great Un washed " himself, ,no one was more taken aback at the course of events than Tamby, his long-serving"appoo" 'or butler. That functionary saw coolie; after coolie. arrive' at' Ailsa Craig: with load upon - load of un known and-unusual goods; and altho' in the "Lines," and other nativere sorts, lie might haVe expressed his bewilderment, yet in his master's presence he reserved a 'stolid silence. But -when one-day a string of " ban dies." (carts) drew up, and . from be neath their leaf-cOlorect tilts there were dragged' out Matsied carpets, sofas, chairs, tables,' what not, the his apparent iedifferenee and his " nigger " t' gue could hold out no longer. - ' "-Why master kick -up - all dis bobberee ? What' for be want all dese tings on wattle" (estate)? Ihe inquired. - . . " A young lady is on her way from Scotland to - Marry me. Tamby '-,.., ' " Marry ! Doray (master) going take wife after all. dis--plenty long time do too well without?", ,_ • 4 " Yes!". . , . . 4 ." Den, Master,: please, I discharge you,. sar. No my custom stop wid . lady in bungalow.. Master's missis come, master's appoo go. Master take ehoice." . ' As the time for the. arrival of the 13 Queen of Serendib drew , igh, awfol were. the fidgets of our hero, and runny dayS - before it was possible for that slow and sure craft to reach her - port, he was there walking 'about with a big binoculuar in his bands, looking out seaward, andientreating all sorts and conditions of Men for the' very earliest. news of ' her being sighted. The fact was that thVrough seasoned .old. fellow was on the very tenterhooki; of - anxiety and expecta tion, as nervous as A !schoolgirl, and behavin - g - himself as Such.' •. • , - . ' Then at long_last it was told him that the vessel Aqui- in, the offing; was rounding the -oPint, w as - at anchor in the - barber ; and in the Master At tendant's boat, cushioned, flagged and;bedecked for the auspicious oc casion, Sandy' Me - Pherson, Esquire, of Ailsa Craig / planter; rowed along- Ode. -" same like .he Governor," . the native spectators observed. ,- • •i Scrambling up the side, he took a hasty glance at ; the- manY•passen gers assembled on the poop ; ; and, in stinctively guessing ' that, - .. - Miss Ellie was not among. them, he diied below and confronted the stewardess: ' " Miss Needurn .on board and well ?" asked he. " Yes, sir," replied' the matron ; "and- a very nice, I good, kind, pleas ant yourg lady she is, and I've taken the greatest care of' her." She . felt sure thatthe gent was Miss N.'S•lins band to be / and that there was money in his *purse for a gratuity, notwith standing that, according to the terms of thepaSsage-money, steward's and stewardess's fees were ieluded ; a fiction, gentlemen, a plea ant fiction; you will find out hen you go iii ? down to the sea in ships.- 7- : "'Take this card to her," said the pale and trembling,gentleman. "I'll wait, her coming up in that fareorner of this saloon." , . . • •' Glancing at the pasteboard. the woman • disappeared ; and presently there -ascended,. step. by- step; from the regions below, first a neat straw hat, trimmed ; with bright ribbons, beneath that hat a face somewhat worn with years and cares ;„ „then a slight compact figure, draped' in plain, well-fitting garments, shawled, and 'ready tor the - shore. Miss Effie; in propria . - persona , ,stood before . her hind-seeker, blushing "celestial rosy red." -; . . 'He advanced from his coign of vantage:6 greet her; but as he drew - iiigher,SitStead of the warm affection ate welcome he looked .for there was a fixed stare,, a shudder; a hasty re treat, anit a loud : : scream which re -sounded from stem .to stern of the big ship, and brought everyone from decks and cabins into the saloon. "Miss Needum—Effie, my dear girl, what ceearth is the matter'?" hurriedlystammered out the astound ed Sandy. " Shiver my timbers, what ails the lassie?" put in the 'captain; " book out for squalls, if you've MUM BZOLEDLEBB OFDKNIJN4 noyed her 1 6 . , And all the by-slanders echoed the words in more or less threatening terms. She was el'hlnt.• ly a favorite on board: 1, . ' • ‘" Oh, take him awUY," cried the lady piteously-"take - him ;'away from me someone! de,n't _know him ! been misled, deceived ! I cati'imarry him—indeed; indeed I einl. He is not Mr. • M4Pherson who wrote to me, toWhom I came outto be mar— He so ugly! Oh; such a dreadful fright! ,teturn him his . money I'll 'work my way tiack ) to my poor mother! I'll do anything, but I can't be. his 'Mite! 1?d railer die first!" , l• '" Miss Needum, IL dolit'fr. fudeed Understand this," saul the taken,. aback and -completely liabbeteasted one. " What does it till mean r _Are We, not engaged? Have - yod 'not come • out of your own • tree till to accept the-home and the love I otter you 1' Did' I not send you my like 7 nese ?" " No, no . !" • '"Surely I did.t was taken by collodion,. our bes t photographer ; and when he gave it to me he said, 'l'4lr. McPherson,- sir, there is no fiat, tery 'ere ; your worst henemies would admit that' Why, I myself put it inside the letter to your mother." '"I repeat, no—decidedly and em phatically, :Kr! . Look at this," ., and drawing from. her bosom a little locket, she opened it, atd displayed the head and face of a younger, much _handsomer, an i in every outward,re speet a more lovable man than the scared one now before her. It was the counterfeit presentment of Mr. Ja?.k le. Geste, and I leave you to imagine what McPherson thought when he saw it there. How could it get into the pocket, you ask T Why, in the simplest way in the world: That good-for-nothing fellow leGeste, when Sandy's letter came into his' possession, thonght to "sell" him, and so hid surreptitiously, removed his carte de visite, substitut- lug one of -his own, *and Erne . had worn jt ever - since . . ' The poor dell rof • a disappointed , bridegroom plea ed hard, and tried every argument t induce the girl to let matters progress, c: but she was ob stinate and determined., - . . ' She would ' steem and respect him always, butnothing more. To : let the cat,out o the bag, Ellie had . fallen most •desPerately iii love with the . Octave of her supposed Alexan der, and - in - vulgar language had spooned over it awfully ddriar.the /1 tedious' ad long hours of a lo' g voy age. Of course, sheimagined that it ails - her` intended husband she was approving, : or- i,she would, not have done it---certainly not. r'So, quite ehoPfallen and in the maddest of • rages, McPherson re tUrhed to his estate. - • . ' Arrived there. he cut from one of his coffee bushes the thickest 'and . knottiest of (sticks, and proceeded with it in search of le deste •, . but foi tunately for I , t , he --jester :he had made tracks and iv s gone. ' Then he reverted to his 01l cus toms and habits, sold his not. now necessary goods ' and' chattels, and thought. es little as he couldi)f the - false Effle. - ' A liekle•and capricious creature, ,woman.. Li =ten, geutlertjefi, to an :Other exemp ificatioW-of old Virgil's (IC UM. • • 1 ' • - - • a In the same ship En. which, short- ly . after the li eaking off of her in• tended capon al, Miss Needpm sailed for, England, there came on board:, almost- at th last minute,._ a . slim, dark.hAired,g od-loOkinu inan, going home, some said,.,for health ; others, in fear and i trembling of fin,-irate Gael with a hue stick in his" elands.' Be this as it miy, the health-seeker or the fugitive—take whick- you place, was no.other than le, Geste ; and to close ply story, when the veS set touched _at St. Helena for water and provisionsi he and. Eflie.Went . on shore and' returned •man and wife.— • London s6;ciely. • . • • , TO PROVIDE FOR THE REGISTRATION OF . ALL PRACTITIONERS,OF • JIEDI CINE ANDITHGERY. SECTION 1. Be # eqacied,ifc That the prothonotary of each dot . nty shall purchase a book `of suitable size, to be known as the,thedical register of the county, (if such book has not been purchased alread), and shall set apart one full pa te for the registra tion of each practitioner,: and when any practitioner shall-depart this life, or remove from the county, he shall make a note of the samemt the bot tom of the page, and shall perform such other duties as are required by this actin - SEC. g. Every merson who shall practice Medicine or surgery, or any of the ., branches of \ medicine. or sur gen', for _gain, or shall receive or accept for.his or her services, as a practitioner of - medicine' or surgery any fee or reward, directly ,or indi ,rectly, shall be a graduate of a legal ly chartered medical college. or uni- veraity, having authority to confer ' i the degree of doctor of medicine, (except as provided for in Section' live of this act), 'and such ; person shall present. to the _prothonotary of the county, in which he 'or she re sides or sojourns, his or hit. medical diploma, as well as• a true copy of the same, incbsding any endorsements theceon, and shall make affidavitbe fore him' that the' diploma and en dorsements are genuine ; thereupon the prothonotary shall',-enter the fol lowing in the regiater,Jo-wit : The namerie in full of the p titioner, his or her place of nativi y, his or her - place of residence, the name of the college or university t at has et ferred the degree of doctor of me i eine, the year when such degree was Conferred, and in like manner anY i other clegree or degrees that the prac titioner may desire to place on.reeord, -to all of which the practitioner shall likewise make affidavit before, the prothonotary, and the •prothonotary shall place the copy of such diploina, including the 'endorsements, on file in his office, for:. inspeotion .by the public. - . SEC. 3. Any person, whOse mediCal diploma has . been destroyed or lost, shall preient to the p rothonotary of 1— , =ln ANY - qumum. An Act . , ...- -,: • ..', '-'• ' A : v.4..1 , :i: . ''''' , .it • ~"' ~:: the county, in which he or she re- - sides or sojourns' a duly certified copy of bis or her diploma, but if 'the same is not obtainable a statement of this had, together with the names of the professors Whose lectures be or she attended and the branches of study upon which each professor lee tured, to all of which the practitioner shall make affidavit before the pro thonotary, after which the practition er shall be allowed to register, in manner and form as indicated, in section two of this act,-and the pro- thonotary shall place such certified statement on file in his'office, for in spection by the public. _ SEC. 4'. Any:, person, who may de sire to- commence the practice of - medicine or surgery in this state after the passage of this act, having a med ical diploma issued or purporting to have been issued by any college, uni versity, society or association in an other state or foreign country, shall liy the same before the faculty of one of; the medical colleges or uni versities of this commonwealth for instiection, ana the faculty, being .satisfied as to the qualifications. of the applicant and genuineness of the diploma, shall direct the dean of the faculty to endorie the same, after which such person shall be allowed to register, `as required by section two of this act. - SEC. 5. Any person, who has been in the continuous practice of medicine or surgery in. this commonwealth since one- thousand eight hundred and seventy-one without the decree of doctor of medicine, shall be allorw ed to continue such practice, but such person shall nevertheless appear before the prothonotary of the coun ty, in which he or she resides, and shall present to him a written'state; ment of these facts, to slit& the practitioner shall make affidavit. Thereupon thi prothonotary shall enter the following in the register, to-wit : 'the name in full of the prae titioner, his orher place of nativity, his or her place of residence,the time of continuous practice in this coin- Monwealth and the place or places where such practice was pursued, to all or which the practitioner shall likewise make affidavit, and the pro thonotary shall place the certified statement on file, in his office, for in spection_by the public. - SEC. ,6. Every practitioner, who , shall be admitted to registration, shall pay to - the prothonotary one dollar ' which shall he compensation in full for registration, and the pro thonotary shall give a receipt4or the dame. ' SEC. 7. Any practitioner , . who shall present to the faculty of an institu, tion for endorsement or to a prothon otary a diploma which has been ob tained fraud'ul ' ently, or is in whole or in part a fergery,,or shall mske davit to. any 'false statement -- to be. 'Wed or. registered, or shall , practice medicine or surgery without conform ing to the requirements of this act, or shall otherwise violate or neglect to comply with any of the tovisions of this act, shall be deemed'guilty of a misdemeanor, and -on- conviction shall be punished, for each and every offense, by a fine of one hundred dol-- lars, one half to be paid to the'pros ecutor and the other half to be paid to the county, or be imprisoned in the county jail of the prom county for a term not exceedinghe year, or both, or either, at the discretion of the court. SEC. S. Nothing in this act shall be so constructed 'as to prevent any phySician. or i surgeon, legally quail-, fled to practice medicine or surgery in state in which .he or she re sides, from practicing in this com monwealth, but any person or persons opening an Office or appointing any place Where he or she-may meet pa tients or receive calls, shall be deem ed a sojourner, and 'shall conform to the requirements of this act. SEC. 9. This act shall-.take effect on the first day ofJune, one thousand eight hundred and eighty-one. SEc. 10. That all acts or parts of acts, heretofore passed and inconsis tent with 'this act, be and' tile, Same ore - hereby repealed. ,__Approved the Bth day of June, A. .D. 1881. HENRY M. BO*. Fun, Fact and Facetia7. , A t.ITTLE m boy being told by his other to take a powder she had prepared for him, " Powder, powder," said he, "mother, I ain't a gun." _ - WHEN civilization advances 'to that point when school children shall be as carefully housed and trainaas race hors es reform will have reached its millennial stage. To h r. H. Vennor, Canada: Dear Sir— If. you have such *a thing .as a belated snowstorm lying around loose, please for ward at onee,'C. 0. D.; and oblige yours, etc. P. S.—Put a small chunk of blizzard in it. Philadelphia man was fined twenty seven dollars in that city for kissing' a girl on the 'street. In this city he'd have to pay five hondred dollars. We belicive in making 'ein.pay what a Wing is worth.— Boston POL. . Tus man said he couldn't hire the ap plicant: Siid the young - man: "-I can prove that I'm perfectly honest." Yes, I know," said: the - other. "That's the trouble. You see I'm' in the coal busi ness." "You can't both cat your cake and ave it."—Aneient Proverb. "No ; but • ou can take your drinks and have 'em i ave 'em bad."--Washingka Critic, . § " TUE other thing in Which Mr. Atkin son• speaks is a newlyAiscovered force calleOnsilage, for restoring exhausted soils and developing productive power." Mr.-Boggs, thelinancial editor, read this froth the United States Economist, and laid the paper down in disgust. " Why, that man's a fool," said be ; "any bo dy ought to 'know that Ensilage is a new, heat:Saving fuel, which produces the min imum of heat and the maxinian of smoke." "Ob, you're off as bad as he is,",_ said Mr.,,Spike, the art critic. " En- silage is a new kind of religion, invented • by Sarah Bernhardt." ' They. disputed c over it for some time, till finally th,e.man agiug e itor who is also the religious edi tor, interfered and crushed them both with th information that Ensilage is a . rce new p ' sa discovered by Anthony Coin stock fir brewing lager beer from bur dock le yes. , ', • ' . , AN change. speaks of '"i? s. theoretical realist, ' and asks : " What is: he?" Me is a m ntwith only two cents -who wants to buy'a three.eent stamp. But a good, wholesoniarealistie theorist is, -wn sup- i the man who gets a friend to lend him the stainp.--Neto Fork Herald. • • 94: - • . , . • Spaopendyke on Women. ;" Now, my dear," said Mr. Spoop andyke, as he drew writing materials toward bin], now I want your woman's wit. These , fellows insist that I must respond to the toast Woman,' to morrow night, and I must prepare a few remarks. If we both go at it, we'll get bp something nice." " What do you want !" argued Mrs. Spoopendyke, entering into the spirit of the undertaking, _ and tapping her teeth with her thimble. " What you want is woman in her vailous phases." "What I want is a speech," retort. ed Mr. Spoopendyke. They haven't put me, down for a panorama. want a short address ' full of good points and pleasing things about the ladies. Now I shall begin, Fellow eitizens—"' . " But women ain't fellow citizens. I should say—" " You'd say, fellow backhair,' chat's what you'd say. I'm address ing the people, and they are men ; don't you see ? I've got to commence somehow, and then Igo on. ' Now, fellow citizens, regarding women, our origin, our companions, our posterity, our mothers, our wives, and our daughters, what more can we say than that they wive us life, ikkak4,lt happy, and-soothe its decline ? HOw';o that.`?" • • " Is that the same woman ?" asked Spoopendyke, bending over the table. "It don't strike• me that she would care to have it put in that way. Why not say, Fellow citizens, we are assembled—'" " What's the matter with you?" demanded Mr. Spoopendyke. I've got to open with a sentiment, and you can't find anything more grace ful than that. Then_ I will go on, She rises in the cradle, readies her meridian at the altar, and goes delve in a flood of dew at the grave.' Can you grasp that ?" "I don't like that as well as the other," remonstrated Mrs. Spoo,pen dyke- " Y,ou make her a mother while she's' a, baby, and 'as for the grave part, you don't .stop to_ think that she may be another meridian by getting married again. I would say ,something like this, 'Fellow citizens, we are assem—' " " No, T. won't either. Who's go ing' to get married again ? Can't you see that I'm only carrying duC ,the first idea of origin; - companion- - ship, and posterity ? Rising in'tho cradle means giving us birth. Now, you hold up. Suppose I say • We revere her as mother, adore her . as wile, and;.-and ,' say, hat do we do for , her a daughter ?"! - "We provide a horde for her. Wouldn't,—" - " Yes, of course 1" raved Mr. Spoopendyke. " That's ,the idea That fixes it! AIL ,yoii want now is 'tiro " - prolonged latighters; four: 'con= tinned applauses,' one ' and 'a voice,' to be an oration •! ' Fellow citizens , we. furnish her witli poached eggs and beans ! Fellow citizens, we pass her the gravy ! Fellow citizens !' " yelled Mr: Spoov endyke, gesticulating like a horse: chestnut tree. "'Fellow citizens, if she wants her beef tare, we give it tO her ! • Fellow citizens,,we give het all' the dod gasted butter she can paste on her bread !' Is that what you want me to say ? 'Expect that I'm going to stand , around and make a measly ass of myself ? Fellow citizens, to help a man get up a speech she's the dod slsmdest donkey that ever raised a fainity,!' wah-1t.1i," shrieked Mr, Spoopendyke, purple,in the face," got any more suggestions ? Know any more eloquence ?" and the worthy gentleman leaned beck in his chair speechless. " Couldn't you leave her out alto gether ?," recommended . Mrs. Spoop endyke. " Can't you just revere her as, mother •and adore her as wife ? I As for the daughter, you jihight pass 'it over with saying, FellOW citizens, we are assem—'" 4 Yes; or I can cut; 'her thro - at ?" proclaimed Mr. Spoopendyke. "I can take her to the pound ! can salt her down for winter use ! Dod -gest the speech !" and Mr. Spoopen dyke danced on the fragments of his notes. To-morrow night I'll - answer that toast by telling what a dod gasted old mule, you'd make Of any.: man that would. listen to you," and. he banged timseli into the bed like a beer spigot and went to sleep. " Well," thought Mrs.Spoonendyke as she took down her hair and put it up again, doil't see why he couldn't say. Fellow either's, we arc 'assem bled here to say something poetical about women, and'the best I can say is we show her when we don't always love her, and we love her - when we don't always show it." That's sensi ble and it's so," sighed Mrs. Spoop endyke, falling over her husband's boots, and then the good woman opened the window on her spous,e'a, side of the bed, and stieking a few pins in the pillow-in case she would want them in the night, she went prayerfully to steep.. How to Kill Can'ada Thistles. When the thistle is blooming, or I about to do so, jti the time when the greatest injury can .he indicted upon it. But With the Canada thistle, once cutting, while it greatly weak ens it, will by no means kill it, and there is no time at which it, can be destroyed at a single cutting:. The only proper way with thtS and similar plants is to cut the shoots - that first appear, and t 6 continue as long as there is anything to cut. That con .tinned and persistent cutting will conquer. the Canadli thistle, and that. even worse weed, the horse nettle (solannin carolinense), we have posi tive knOwledge,but no half-way work will prevails. ' =lna= No prettier: compliment can be given than that which comes from the warm heart and quick wit-of the tine Hiberni an. Mike was.laying pavement brick in the hot sun, and the lady of the house mixed up' a nice, cool drink and carried it out to• quench his thirst. After - a long- . drawn "swig," ho wiped hit Mouth on his sleeie and -said in heaven shin years before the diva 'II find itout." Raves Regiater.' . > _ . 4 .otr, where're you golog, toy pretty maid '" . 4,.1.0 du some shopping." she sweetly said ; "Arid where?" I asked, Ina glad surprise: "Oh, anywhere, where they-advertise." $l.OO pevAnnum In Advance. A DEAD TREE. The field with buttercups is cloth of gold, Beneath the burning blue ; The tender treetops their last leaves unfold And find their ; dreagas are true. Yes; It M slimmer in Um land, and all The fitivrers and birds rejoice- Ith, that my heart could hearten to the call— rut forth a leaf or voice. Still, lite a bars, dead tree my thought that crew Stands changeless and the wee ; No more Can quickening fancies clothe anew, • As with' fresh leaves, the frame. Love lost, hope vanished, *hat Is thy distress? , Dray, ask not, God alone Knows, and the heart knows Its own bitterness— And each must bear Its own. ' Influence of Musics Gustavus Adolphus, Sweden's he , role king, was fond , of music. The ce sweet - voi of song, especially from the lips of • childhood, often moved him to tears. Once upon a time Gustavus Adol phus, titter long and severe fi ghting, bad. c'enquered a strongly fortified town, which were citizens who had been born within the limits of Swed ish rule, but had since found induce ment to seek new homes. And all these people he condemned to death. They were marched out from the town at nightfall, to be held in camp until the following morning, when they were to be shot for, treation.= Several of his own officers interceded with the king for the lives of - those poor people. , But Gustavus felt that he had al ready granted enough. First =in the ruddy heat of his passion —he had, consigned the whole tribe to death ; but since then he bad greatly modified the sentence; eondemning] to be shot only those of the former ' subjects of Sweden who had been taken with arms in their_hands ; and from this no ' power of argninent or persuasion could movohjm. All the talk of his old chaplain about. these people having only- joined their fel lows in protecting the homes to their and children, moved him not an a' om. " They = are traitors!" he said; "and as traitors they shall die!" At , a late hour—it was past mid night Gustavus Adolphus threw on his cloak and drew his slouched hat down over his eyes, and, staff - in hand, wandered forth into the dark , ness. Withobt thinking whither he went, he • slowly walked on, answering the sentinels_as they hailed him, until at length his steps were .arrested by a strain of music. " Who is that ?" he asked of a sen tinel who he chanced to meetea mo ment later. " It is one ofs-the plisoners, sire. The wife and children of orient their chief men have had • permission to spend the night with the husband and father." The k,ng nodded his thinks for his information, and moved an. Slowly , he approached the tent whence the music had issued, and as he drew near he heard the sound of weeping and` wailing ; for the song had-ceas ed. As he stopped, close by the rear of the tent, he •heard a deep, manly voice : I" Hush! Hush! Weep not. God will provide l" the voice said. ' The king looked in through the - • open seam in the cloth and saw a gray-haired man ; with an imposing presence—a grand face and head, and a clear, flashing eyeourrounded by his wife and children, who clung to' him with passionate tenderness. " Hush t" he said.. "Let us not make these precious moments' dt;rker than they need to be. It is but the fortune of war,my loved ones. Come, my, liermionesing to _ me, once more, our deaf old song of the F - ath errand I For, though Gustavns will take• My life, yet I love the land that gave tie birth. God bless -- dear Swedenolow and evermore! Now, Hermione—sittg Come,—let thy voice give ink poor heart cheer if it -may be." - - Presently thereafter a beautiful , girl' of fifteen or sixteen summers, threw back the silken hood from her golden curls, and began to sink. Her song was the Swede's oldest and most deeply cherished piece of heal t-mnsic —the words full of love and devotion —love of home and of country,—and .the melody was,peculiarly sweet and touching. And never bad the king heard it sung so grandly. Themords fell upon his ears with a new mean ing, and the music touched his, spirit with a strangely awakening power. As -the charming • melody swelled to grander and , grander tones, and the voice of the singer deepened and strengthened, - the listener , felt his heart hush with awe. And finally, when the last rich cadence diedaWay, in mellow, melting echoes upon the upper air, he pressed his handssover his eyes, and burst into tears:. - After a timeGustavuslifted his bead and looking once , more through the aperture in' the wall of the tent he saw the family upon their knees, and heard-the voice of the old man raised in prayer.. He listened for a .few seconds,' and then turned and strode away towards his quarters, where he found two of his attendants sitting _up waiting for him. To one of them he said : " Colonel, I wish you to lotto the ' prisoners' quarters, and in the large tent nearest to the river—it is at the extreme northwestern corner of the ' camp—you will find the family of a prisoner named Hoven • and of that 'family is ' a girl ,named Herinione. Bring her to me.;.'Assure her that no harm shall befall her." • And when the messenger hid gone the king turned to his table, and having found the necessary materials he went to work at writing. Hewrote - rapidly and heavily, like ono 'moved by ponderous„ideas • and he had just finished his work w hen the Colonel appeared with the gentle sonistreas in company. " Fear not, my "child," the - king said, the maiden standing trembling before him, I have Bent Tor ion be cause I wish to repay you for a great good you unconsciously did me this night Do you call to mind that you sang the dear old song of the Vaasa hYinn of the fatherland ?" "Yes, your mijoty, I ;sang it for my father, who is to die on the-mor row. Though no longerin Sweden, OEM he dearly lives the memory of the land that ore him birth." - " Will, I chanced to hear rnt sing ; and you shall ere long kiscrwhow your song affected me. Here! Take this papery - Ind go with it-to the offi cer commanding the camp of the h. prisonernionel Foreby will go with you. And mychild, the next tips you sing that song, think of Gustavus Adolphus Vasas, and bear „witness, that his heart was -not- all ' bard, nor cold." ; - The girl looked up into 'the mon arch's face, as he held forth the paper and when she - saw the genial, kindly look that beamed upon her, she obey ed the impulse of the moment, and aught his hand and kissed it. ; And when - she ; went away she bore with her the royal order for the free pardon and instant release of all the prisoners. The old-General to whom the order had been directed for pro mulgation and execution was one of those who had earnestly pleaded in Whalf of the condemned ;And-we can readily imagine the joy with which he received it. Ile fairly caught the beautiful messenger in his arms, and kissed her upon the forehead, and blessed her; and he went with her to the tent where her father was held, and allowed her to publish the joyful tidings. And with this dawn of day the prisoners—to the number of over two hundred—were mistered into line, many of - them believing their hour had come, to receive tile intelligence of pardon and freedom! • What transpired beyond that can be imagined full as well as we eaff tell it. We only add, that Gustavus Adolphus, by that act of mercy, se cured the friendship which was to be of incalculable-value ;to hiin in com ing ',time. And one other thing: In less than a year from that time Colonel Ulric Forsby, of the King's staff, gained for a wife the beautiful singer whose sweet notes had melted the heart of Gustavus Adolphus, and given life and liberty and joy to suffering men. ,N.. Y. Ledger. • - ' NUMBER 6 —London Spectator. A Real Romance. The following account of a joyful meeting of two old lovers, after years of separation, is given by the More head City, N. C., correspondent of the CharlestOli News : " About fifty years ago a piepossessing young wo man appeared suddenly in a small mountain village near Asheville, and obtained work in a farmer's family, She called_ herself Mary Burt, but gave ,no further clue tci her origin. Her tasks were so skilfully performed, and she _could sing a song, dance a _ reel and tell a story so well, that she became_ a village favorite. Fifteen years later the -mystery surrounding her was forgotten. Having declined, more than one good offer of marriage, she settled down as a' 'good-natured old inlaid; - became .the beneficent " aunt " of the neighborhood, and finally was persuaded to take charge. of a country school near by. After several years of teaching, her whole character seemed to change. She became moody, melancholy and fond of Solitude. Purchasing a lovely and lonely spot ,among the mountains, she had a rude log hut built, and there she lived without any compan ionship, but that of her dog, cat, cow and chickens. Her only book was the Bible, and this she nearly learned by heart. The publication of this woman hermit's story in the. Ashe- : 'lle Citizen• not long filo brought a solution,of.the mystery: The article was copied in a Vermont paper and attracted the notice of Robert Fletch er, a prominent citizen of that State, andi Fletcher soon aftervistted Ashe ville, sought the editor or the Citi zen, and together they went to Miss Burt's house., The hermit did not recognize the "Vermonter; but she soon learned that he was her old lov er. A - mistake bad kept them apart for half a century, but when Fletcher left Asheville-a few days later Mary Burt Howe—for that was the her mit's full name—accompanied him as his wife. When Miss Howe and Fletcher were yonfig they were en gaged to be married. Ihe young woman fancied her lover was attached to another . girl, - however, and sad denly left her home in Maine. Going to Boston, she shipped as .a steward ess on a ship bound for Liverpool. The vessel was wrecked on the North Carolina-coast, and, after many ad ventures-int sea in an open boat and :smong friendly Indians on land, Mips Howe fouid` her way to civilization. Robert Fletcher traced his runaway sweetheart.:to the ship on which she sailedisnd, hearing cf the loss of the vessel, 'always mourned her as dead, until the North Carolina paper give him a happy-surprise." ThOughtful -Thoughts. . 4 - 1 ? WHAT yoitcinuot avoid learn to bear. Gwerrrtntils the mimic of the heart when its chords are swept ; bykindness. WHENEVER the tree of beneficence takes root it sends forth branches beyond the sky. • ' cm: one better expiate his sins than by enlisting his experience in the serviceof morals? • MOST of the shadows - that cross our path through life are causedrby standing in our own light. Do what good thou cant unknown ; and be-not vain of what ought -- rather to be felt than seen. IT is as easy_ tO draw back a stone thrown with force from the hand as to re call a woad once spoken. . TIIE raven is like the slanderer, seeking carrion to feed upon, and deligh ted when a feast is found. , SWEET is the breath of 'praise when given by those whose own high merit.. claims, the praise they give. 4.1...• IF a man can be happy m i d' contented in 'his own company, he will generally bec. good' «Opting for others. WE should be as careful of our words as of our actions, and as far from speak ing ill as from doing ill. _WHEN we fight more against_ourselves and less'against God, we shall cease fight ing against-one another. HAPPINESA is like a sunbeam, which the least shadow intercepts. while *dyer -sity is often as the rain of spring. IT is the man who determines the dig nity of the occupation, not the occupation which measures the dignity of the man. IF you win by cunning you also lose by it—lose that which is of.more value -than any object gained by it-haracter. TAKE the good with the evil; for ye are all the pensioners of God, and none may choose or refuse the up his wisdom mix etb. _ . WHAT makes pie so discontented with their-own lot in - life is the mistaken ideas which they form of the happy lot of others. As the sweetest Wine is the fruit of the press, so are men's noblest deeds often the result of weighty responsibilities keenly felt.. Ideals only leave their sins when their sins leave them, but a reformation of life avails little unless there be a. renovation of heart. Oecesioss of greater adversity inlet' show how. great - virtue each 'one bath. For occasions make not a man, frau, but show what be is. - ENERGY will do anything that can be done in the world ; and no talents, no dr. ounistances, no opportunities, will make a two-legged animal a man without it.