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BUCK, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW , '.tior.t3 . 7A. . ZOWAND.CPEIard. Treasurer's Office, In Court ticuse. NV H. & E. A. THOMPSON, • A.TTOHN EY •AT•L AW. TOWANDA, PA. lu Mercur Illock.,over C. T. Klihra Drug Store. — A - 11 business intrusted to their care will be sittended to promptly. Especial attention given torlMins agalust the trotted SlatierS tor PENSIONS. IinUNTIES, PATENTS, etc; to collet:Dons and to the settlentent of decedent's estates, • - - W. 11. TitostrsoN, • Apr.7'Bl-y1 EDWARD A. THOMPSON. A. BEVERLY SMITH tk, BOOKBINDERS, And dealers In Fret Sar:s and Amateurs' Supplles Send for price-lists. itErunrcn Ilulldlng. Box 1517.. Towanda. Pa L.* lIOLLISTEI3 . ,. 1 • PESTIg,7' (:;IllreSSOr 0 Dr. Angle•). 4)FFICE—Second flo)r of 1)n l'ratt's office. Towanda, Pa., January 6, ISM & KINNEY, Atto S S-AT-L AW Office—Rooms formerly occupied by Y. M. C. A Reading Room it..l. M ADILL 3,18,50 Nu ts: E. J. PE;RRIGO, TEACH ED OF NANO AND ORGAN. 11.0;sons given tu Thorough Bans and liarnigny .1 . tat ivation of the coke a l•pecfilly. Located at A Stull**, Main-st. Inference : Holmes Passage. Towanda, blarch 4, 11,0. TORN W.-CORDING, ATTO It N AW, T4)WIt ND A, rA 0:11 , e over Klrby's Drug Mort' 1 it:IONEAS E. MIER ATTORN F.V-AI J -1, ANC, TOWARD A, PA. 'lice alth Patrick and Foyle DECK k OVERTON - ArraliNEYS - AT LAW, TOW AN I) A., L' A. WA.nvrnTox, ItODN EY A. MERCUR, ATT,fI AT-I.Aw, -ToWAN 1)A, I'A soncitdFof l'atents. rartleolar attention paid to hostiles!: in the Orphans Coon and to the .settle inent 6r estates. tinice In Montanyes Block O VERTON -& SANDERSON, ATTO:IN EY-AT-L AW v TOWANDA, PA. oyEILTON. J W . 11. JESSUP ATTOP.NIKY AND COUNSELLO - AT - LAW, moNTROSE;. .ItidgE• haying resumed 111 e practiceof the la* in Northern l'ennsslyanla, *lll attend to any 1(.011ov:111es% Int rtizip.ul Whim In Bradford county. wist)ing to yotpillt him, can call on H. Streeter, Egg., Towanda, Pa., when an ariudnttnent can he inale. ; • ITENRY STREETER, ATTORN KY ANT. COCNS_ECLOIL-AT-LAW., TONVANi)A, PA. Feb 27,.'79 1 1 L HILLIS, L. _Jo ATTORNEY-At-LAW,' TOWANDA, PA. IpItA.MLE. BULL, SVIRVEYOII, t.7 , :mxtr,iltm.:, SURVEYING AND DRAFTING. ioice with G. F. M 3900, over Patch & Trary Main street, Towanda, Pa. • - 4.15.80. GKO. W. KINtBERL;EY, ATToRNEY-AT•LAW, pA —:rand door south of First 1 6 :3110na .kligubt 12, MO. I;.it.k 1-1 1,SBIIEE & SON, Avn)IIN V.V ?:-AT-LAW, ToWANDA, PA. ELSBRKK 01IN W. 311 X, A r roil:icy-AT-LAW AND U. S. COMYISSIONXIt, Ti o.\* A DA, PA.' %Alice—North Side Public Square. .l an .1,1875. - -7- • ir ANDREW ,WILT, ATTORNICY-AT-LAW. 'Mice—Means' Block, Maln•sr.. over :1;1.. Rent's s. ore, Towanda. May be consulted In German. [AprII 12.'76.3 IV J. YOUNG, Y • A.TToIIiNEY;AT-LAW, TOWANDA, PA tlate?-1 4 ,1ereur.Blort, Park street, rip stairs M.WOODBURN, Physi i_ R. S. clan and B urgeon. Mke at roshience. on M Ain street. first door.nuffh of M. .F t , Church. Tou'ao,la. April 41. St. KELLY, Pim.lsT.—Office a ove.r M. K. Rosenfield's, Towanda, Pa. 'teeth Inserted on lion, Silver, Ittihnero.nd Al. oininni base. ;Teeth exkracted without Lain. (10.3442. , II - D. PAYNE, , 'M 11 - ‘ . '4. PHYSICIAN A,ED Pt 7 II C: E 0 X . u 3 1 , 0 over MontanyeN• Stnre. Office liodra trim 10 to 12 A. M., and trout 2 to 4 e. M. Special attention given to DISEASES DISEASES. and -: / or . TI4F. i F el' F. ~.._! .TnE EAR . - . .. HMSO COV?7TV SUPKIIINTKNDIL Ice day last. Saturday of each month over Turner & GordinPs Drug store, Tonanila, ra — to - inntla, June 20, 1b7.. C .SoRUSSELL'S- lINSTRA.NCE AGENCY ![a72B Ott. 'TOWANDA, PA. MRS. H. PEET, Ts•crixit ogt PiANo•MuSIC, TER3IB.-410perterm. (Residence Third street, lit ward.) Towanda, Jan. 111;•79,1y. EDWARD WILLIAMS, _ . PRACTICAL PLUMBER & OAR FITTER Place of baldness, a few doors north of Post-Mee Plumbing, Gas Fitting, Repairing Pumps . of all kinds, and all kinds of Gearing promptly attended to. , All wanting work in his line should give tilin a call. Dee. 4. 1879. FIRST NATIONAL BANK, CAPITAL PAID IN $123,000 SURPLUS FUND 611,000 This Beak oilers miasma facilities for the trans• - -action of a pascal banking business,. N. N. BETTS, Castsler JOB. eowiLL,Trestdent. Theo many titroublo • ' Would break like a bnbble. And into tho stators of Lethe depart', ' Did not we rehearse it; Allll tenderly nurse It, And give it a permanent place in the heart Were we not unwilling to turnish'ihe wings, So radii intruding,: , ' • - And quietly brooding, - It hatches out all sorts of horrible ahingi. TOWARDA, - PA. How welcome the seetuthg Of looks that, are beamlug, Whether one's wealthy or whober one's poor, ' - Eyes bright 2.9 a berry,. 7 Cheeks red as a cherry, The groan and the curse and thelteartache can cure. neseteed to be tuerry, All worry to ferry Acrss the famed waters that Lid us forgiA ; • -And no longer tearful, But happy and cheerful, We feel life has much that's worth living for , yet —Tinzity'B March I, HSI 0. D. KINNEY her. 21,19 BRNJ.M.PECK May 1,'79 JoilN F. SA;IYERFO:q (noyll-75 L.ELsnitzx GENERAL TowAynk, PA. AM 1.157. GOODRICH & HITCHCOCK. Publltthers. VOLUME XLII. DON'T TAKE IT ,TO HEART. Therorathauy a sorrow Would ranish taquorrow;;;- TEN TERRIBLE , MINUTES One November evening a few years ago. I. had occasion to travel from Cannon street to . Spa road - . station, on the Southeastern Railway. It had been a cold, fuggy day thl•oughout, and there were comparatively fe►p passengers. The compartment which I entered—a second-class—had 'but one previous occupant, a stoutly-built Man. of thirty-II ve or forty. lie wa s attempting. with evidently small ,sue cess, to read a book, and he fidgeted .about• on his seat rather a testy fashion. . having a.doubt as to the regulari ty of trains •on such an - evening said, I suppose this stops - at Spa' road ?7" • , " Spa roadl Of course it does," said this gentjeman,oll what I eon „sidered unnecessary vehemence. "A.ll these trains stop at Spa road.” • • "Don't thank me, sir," lie- said, a moment later.' - "I only answered a simple question—a fool or - madman could do that." Here the ' train Slowly moved off, and the speaker, whose . face I had not yet seen, resumed .his - efforts to read, muttering, now and again an: imprecation at the xi ! e . lisp of the fog and theThold. : Men We reached the glas.-kdOme of .. the Borough Market: the Itain came to a stop, and for the first, time I found myself in a position to ob tain a good view of my fellow passen ger. Hitherto he had obstinately. kept his back - or shoulders towareis me. Now he threw his volume down' on the seat aid-faced about. Ile was, as I have said, a man in the full7prime of life. Rather over the aVerage height, he ;had the broad shoulders, ' f fidl chest, and . nervous hands•of :.n :athlete. The impression which his features produced was decidedly un pleasant.. Yet save for . the •cycs, which had a peculiar and indescriba ble glare in them, the face %fa; not an unhandsome one. " I did not 'know that we were, so near the Crystal Palace," he, said brusquely. *. .. • •. - :-. " The Crystal Palace!" I said, in some surprise. "We - are not' near the Crystal, Palace." ----f . • - " The fog has affecced your eye sight, tiny fiend," was the, reply. "Trouble yourself to look out of this window." . ... " Oh, that !" I said, smiling. " You like yriur joke; sir, I perceive. • The Borough Market-must feel flattered, indeed, to be mistaken for the Sy denhany Palace.!' -- -, "Borough Market! Of course, it was only my joke," laughed thy Com panion. But there Was no mirth in the laugh. He now took up his book agaim and made another attempt to read:, Though he fixed his eyes on the'page and even now and again turned a Ileaf ; it was evident that his. reading' ‘' was little bette+ than a pr&nee.. In-:. deed, it was' so dark. in the carriage , that to see the small characters in an', ordinary volume bad become quite: impossible. . While he 'was Thus en.;- gaged the train reached London. Bridt!er' The moment we entered the station my companion, who had drawn nearer me, returned to his seatjn the _corner fartlZA from ..the •platforui ; From this he gazed 'witlr evidently eager interest on the people passing and repassing the carriage door. .As at Cannon street. the ,number of these "was noti great,and we were still alone when the train trgain-moVed off. • The moment we were' outside 'the station a change came . over my felloW passenger. He threw his - --book on the floor, and vise to his feet. , UM erto I had, being preoccupied with my own thoughts, given small .heed to him. Now,•w„ithout knowinft wl4, I felt myself fascinated. _ There was a light in hisdark - eyes i an expression in his mouth which at once . repelled and attaieted we - • " Have you been much of a trav eler?" 'he al.:1- ed suddenly. Ile was standing with his back -to the door watching me curiously.- 1 . . "I- have never , been out of the island," I replied. .. ' • • . " AO'? he said, " I have been eve "rywhere—ltalv, Russia, India, China, TimbUetoo, Ashantee— anywhere— .everywhere. I have been near the North-Polf; and quite at the South." . " Indeed ; you must be a very great traveler," I said ' " I have. never been to the moon. No- man can be a great traveler. aho has not been there." • • - -- "Then I'm afraid that with the exception of those faMous heroes of Jules Verne there are very,few about." "Just so! just so! Aud yet a trip up above this detestable fog beyond the clouds would be enjoyable. . In a night.like this it would be peculiarly so ;• don't' you agree with me ?W' " Not quite," I said; ‘' fox* own part I'd ,much rather be at My fire side." ' 1 . —:- - - " You would, would yOu "I• .:..Look at that,•smell that, taste that .cursed fog." He threw open tote window, and• certainly the fog which poured in was bad enough in all conscience. " I grant you it is not pleasant, either tor eyes or throat,".l said: - . " I knew you would," , continued my strange companion:. " Anyone . i would be glad to get out of it. The 1 man who could Tree • you..from- .it. ME ; , ' I would deeery4tift.ttbanks;:would he not?" ' • • There *atila light in the , speaker's eyes which I did not like r and there, was a movement at the corners of his. mouth the opposite of ....pleasant. While not feeling the least dread of him, I-was yet not_without a strong desire 'to reach S.pa:road. .As bad' luck would have it, while yet we'liad not made 'half the short journey,. the train came. to a sudden !Itop. " Yes, •-he _wOuld_be &public bene factor who could delh'er the people of London from f 4," I Said.. • "I 1 WOuld,, would he not?" whis pered. my companion eagerly. "Then I am the Man." As he spoke he grouched down and looked up at me with a glare that made me start. Heibuttoned his coat and pulled up his sleeves,- as.he pered again; "I am the man. • I can free you.from these fogs—l can free myself.". . . , .. . For the first time the thought now flasheq into my mind that 1 was alone. with a madman. I - recognized' now that wild light_ in his eyes, that strange twitching at the corners of the mouth. I .d . p;not suppose I am constitutionally ifforntimid than most of my neighbors yet at this mninent I felt a cold sweatsbreaking tall over me, and I know :I. looked eagerly out in the darkness;lioping that as now the train was slowly inching we were 'near the station. I - Saw. only the thick fog and the feeble: light of here • and there a lamp. . . Yes, the man was mad, raving-mad; There could be no -doubt about.. it. Only a maniac could laugh the mirth less laugh_ which-noW came frtini!h:s throat, as he dreW two steps nearer and hissed / at me: . "We shall travel together to the moon. Adieu to the fogs - ; say with me, adieu to the fogs:' • I was now erect, watching .my com panion intently, nerving myself fo7a struggle, ,which', it , was • easy' to tell was very; near. • I could easily see I was no match for such an antagonist. My hope was that I might . hold my own for the few minutes necessary to reach Spa road, where plenty of igis istance-Would be available.. • . " lour baloon Would scarcely travel on sueh a night,"„l said f *ith airectea indilfcreneei ' - i The atmos phere is too thi ck." . - ~. . "'Too thick :. Do you think so"' • he said. " 1:.do. Consider the den - sity of . the fo2 - . Itow•euuld weAios.sibly get 'through it?" "-Wol,there's . soiething in that," he said, sitting down. " Yet the ef fort is worth a 'rial. - 17 t. it is worth a.trial." He sprang anew to his feet, and approached me. He threw out his strong hands, and made a- clutch at my throat. " This is.how we begin, this is how 1 get-the gas for the trip. I kill-you !list to give y9ll start. Then I. start myself and follow, yowl? one shout I gave for hdp, but - Tit was lost in the report of a- fog signal ; then wc'were swaying backwarks and for Wards in the carriage.in a stiuggle - which was literally for life and death. The mas 1- man's breath came hot on. my face, hip strong arms held me in a ',fierce embrace. There was,a ficree joy in his eyes. • The foam worked out of his Mouth and his teeth gna,lied angrily against each other. Life is dear, and I felt no inclina ,- Lion to yield mine without a desper ate struggle. • I tore my antagonist's hands from my throat, 'and for a mo ment forced him tci_ act on the defen sive. I shouted wain and again for help, and how I Alged for Spa road no words can dgeribe. The train was now running, at a good rate and I- knew the station could not be far off.. If only I could hold my -own for one half minute all would-he Safe. Pausing in his exertions for a mo lava the . madman sinldenly quitted. Just then to my l horror the train rushed through may station without (.‘ven slackening speed.' I was in the wrong train ;Zit_ there' was no. hope of assistance until we reached New Cross; It was eVident that my fel low-passeng,ers ifacl .not heard : my shouts for-assistance. Without , a . Word of warning my o'nupanTon again:threw himself upon Me, this time with.a fury so resistless that fritts-I?orne to the flow. . We' shall go to the-moon," he shrieked. I have a knife—we can cut our way through the fog." .I felt Myself helpless.- lry previous exertions had exhausted my strength, while that of the maniae seemed to increase with the 'struggle. Strive, as I might I was utterly and entirely in his power now. - . , flow slowly the train seemed to move. I believe now that it was croinv - at a good speed, but to me it appeared to progress at a smail's pace. And - how : curiously vivid were my thoughts. I saw the:home where I was expected, the kind fixes waiting to greet me I wondered what. th4fd . say when they heard. of my death. I caught myself thinking -how ugly. were the madman's eyes, and I even noticed the color of his necktie— blue, with white spots . I no- -longer, felt any inclination to.shout for help. To all intents I looked upon myself' as dead. I even began to think of myself as a third person. and - to hi ment in -a philosophical fashion; the ill-fortune which mit off at the begin-, ning ()this career a promising young man. Then 1 remembered that I owed a - shoemaker for a Pair of boots, .and I pitied the unfortunate trades -man for the bad debt he - had made. While these and - a hundred other . thoughts were passing through my brain, , it seemed to me that an age had' transpired. In reality Ido not suppose that at the outside more than a minute had elapsed since my un lucky fall.l Suddenly as'in a dream, I heard the Madman, who was now seated astride my chest, his; c• We'll- cut our way to the- Moon -my knife is. sharp.. Let's try. it on your throat." • ' With curious deliberation he drew a strong pocket-knife and opened it. " All right, friend, eh ?" he cried, laughing.. ‘.‘ Now; mind, do not leave the carriage till I haVe come up to you" "I am ft," said -1, and I declare. dp- not recognize my own• voice. mom TOWANDA, BRADFORD COUNTY, Pi., TWOMBDAY MORNING, - JUNE .9, 1881. 4 'lf I go first you shall certainly not overtake me—you• star and'l'll'f9l - • • ' "Me start?" . • - " Yes : ; you're braVer. stronger, and you italic . the knife. You must go first to Clear the way.!'- . • 6 6 Of • course; . I forgot that," be cried, almost to, my horror, so utterly was I surprised. ' 6 Of course;-I for got that," he cried again. .6 6 I must clear .the way."' • • -• • Stilt sitting qn me he deliberately dreir the bright blade across his thrciat. In another moment I was deluged with blood. At the same time the - knife fell from his nerveless grasp. To spring to my feet,"t q seize the open wound and press the edges together, wa s ' the work Of .an instant —though the escape 'Made me stag ger. At the same woolen: We readied New Cross Station, and, a porter threw open, the -carriage. d00r... Fortunately the Pntlieted wound of the ,madman did not prove; fatal. Ultitnately I - heardl . that the blood letting had a bent licial 'effect on his brain. I diSeovered nest day that he. was a most dangerous lunatic, who had managed to escape frolu a private asyltnn. • To my- Surprise, wlen I looked at the elo;.k at New Cros,l 'found that the journey from London ltridge had .no: taken ten minutes. They were certainly the longest ten 'tninutks . 'ever. spent.—. Fife (Scotland) Areiv.l " He was the orfulest liar I ever seen," said Cooley O'Leary as he re tzirned from his friend's funeral. "'Why* told me once that he lived on a small island out in the Pacific Ocean, on Which there was a yolcano. Arid he said there was an active de- maud out in that region for water melons, arid he went into the business of raising them, And he sail one year his whole crop failed except one melon, 4ileithat kept on growing at such n fearful rile that. it crowded him oil' the lovv land and up on the side of the volcano, which generated steam and 'caused an explilsion which blew up . the whole culict:•rlt to atoms; and shot him four hundred miles out to sea., 'where he was picked .up.-.I)Y a, whaler. lie used to tell me that the one great mistake of his life.was that he didn't drive. a plug in the. crater of the volcano so as to Make it water- tight, and then slice open the wate melon and. then come.home - sailing on the half-shell. .- - " Ile would lie. He said that once Ire was cast away on an iceberg, with no baggage but a pair of skates and a fishing pole' But he skated around &ail he : came across a dead whale frozen into the•ice. So he took oil. his shiit,it was night fol. - six months that year nit there—ore it into strips for' wick:ran the strips through the 'bamboo.. fishing-rod, - stuck the rod into the fat (41:' the whale, and litdhe other end: lie said it burned splen didly;and.the-iceberg reflected the ligiit - so strongly that it. was as bright as day for forty Miles around, 'and one vessel ran into the berg, thinking it was a Light-house. He said he Sold t t the iceberg to tile captain for fif l een thousand dollars, and the cap ain spl i t it - tip and. took it home, -nd made -two Inindred per cent. ptlolit disposing of it to ice companies. I. . - " Lie? 'Well, sir, he beat any man I ever came aeross., Told- me that -once out' in Nevada a mountain lion attacked him, with, his Imouth wide _open. lie had presence - of mind enough to grab it by the tongue and pull. The lion roared with pain, but be dill his - level best . at pulling, 'and' pretty soon the tongue began to give and the -tail to shOrten,• ::nd . directly out they' came, the tont:ue and the tail, in one long, continuous string. He said he had'em at !mine and be showed'em to me, but my belief is, that they were only three or fujiir cow-hides and a bull's tail dovetailed ... together. ' . . "He was astonishing as . a truth crustier. - Saitilhe served-on a gunboat during the m . 'f' !which was very small and light. While' the mortar on Abe i (leek was very large and heavy, and he said the tirstl, time they tried .to ire' a liftecwinch sliell, the shell mini ed statioaeryl white , the recoil 'was Iso great ill . t it . fired the gunboat four miles- ilp the slre4m . and landed it in a tree.: He was a liaii but now he's gone dead\ I re4kon Well ketch. it." I s -There was no doubt about it; Mr. O'Leary was very successful as a constructer of- energetic *irk of fic tion.. •: . . EMI A Terrible .Liar. Be Alone Sorrietimes. Secure - for yourself some regular privacy of life. As George 'lleTiert says, "By all means use sometimes to be alone." God has put eachlnto a separate body. . We should follow the divine hint, and see to it that we do not lapse again into the general flood brbeing. Many people cannot endure being alone - ;: they are lost U nless there is a clatter of tongues in their ears. It is. of only weak, but it fosters weakness. .The gregarious instinct is animal—the sheep: and deer living on in us; to be alone is spiritual. We can :.have no ..clear, personal judgment of - things till we are somewhat separate from them. Mr. Webster used to say of a difficult question, "-Let me sleep . on it." • It' was not merely , for morning !,vigor, but to get the matter at a distance where he could measure its propor tions and -see its regulations. .; So it 'is well at times away from - our world companions, actions,. Work-4-in Or der to measure it, and nscertain our relations to it. The moral nee of the tight - is •in the isolation it- brinks, shutting out the world • from the senses, that it may bb ; realized' in thought.- It is very 'simple advice, but, worth heeding. Get. some mo ments each day to -yourself; take now and 'then a solitary walk ;I get into the silence of thick wood4•or some other isolation- as deer, and suffer the mysterious ! - sense of self-, hood to steal upon. you, as; it surely will • Pythagoras insisted!, upon . un - hour of solitude - every day, to - meet his, own mind and: what oracle it ad to impart—Theoikre 7'. ger. - - • . 6511 r OEM P,ZOIMLif" 38 OP DENITN4:I4.TION FROT'.4IYARTER. The Nocturnal Cow. THE EXPENIENOB OF d BtLL NYE AND BOOMERANG.! With the opening -of--. my Spring movements in the -agricultural .chines• the cow. - • - ' ,Lifamie has about seven cows that annoy_m© a, good deal. They work, nie-np.so.that 1..105e my equanimity.: . 1' have mentioned_ - this matter-before, but this spring the trouble seeds* to. hive assumed some new feitures. The preyailing cow for Ibis season: seems to be a sit .eal-brew cow 3:ith . a stub tail, which• is arranged as night key. She wears it banged. The other day I had just planted, my celluloid radishes, and irrigated my illayal Bengal turnips and sown. my. hunting case , summer . Squashei,, and the cow went by . trying to con vey. the impression that she. was out fora Walk. - 1 . • That. night the blow-:fell. The queen of night•was high is the blue vault of Woven. and the twinkling stars: -Alt nature was. hushed to re- pose.. The people of Lar t unie were ; in their beds. Sp were. my hunting case summer squashes. _ I heard a healthrstep near the - : COnservatory where my celluloid radishei pickled beets are growing, and arose. It wag lovely night. At the head °faro procession therb was e seal 7 broWn cow with a •tail like . the handle of a Pump, and sanding at an angle of forty-live degrees. - • That Was the row. Following at a, rapid aait was a bewitching picture of alabaster limbs and-Gothic joists and WatrisutLi muslin night robe.' - • That was We.- • • ' • . The queen of night withdrew . be hind. a, cloud. The vision seemed to break her alf up, - . Bye-and-bye there was a crash, and the seal-brown. cow went lwmc carrying-the garden ,gates - With her as a kind of keepsake. She had plen ty of garden gates at - ,-home in . her collection, but she had none of "that particular pattern. So she wore it home around her neck. '., ' • The . writer of these lines' then care fuliy brushed the sand off hiss feet with a, pillow •sham and retired to rest: • When the bright May, morn was ushered in upon the'busy .worl4l the radish and . squash bed- .had melted: into chaos, and there only 'remained some sticks of stove:wood . and the tracks of a ,cow, interspersed with the dainty little footprints of some Peri or other who eVid L ently stepped about four yards at a Itek,-and could wear a number nine shbe • if necessa ry.. Yesterday morning-, it was -very cold, and when.l went 'out to feed mY royal, self-acting 'hen; P found this same cow wedged into the hen copp. Oh, thrice 'blessed andlong. sought . reven g e! - Now I had her wher4 she could not back out, and I secured a large picket,from the fenee and' took my coat off, . and breathed in a full breath: I did hot want.to kill her, I sithplk , wanted to, make'-her wish she had.dled'a meinbranpua croup when she was young. - : • _ • While J, was spitting on. my hands she seemed i to catch my idea, but she saw bow ho'beless Was her position. brought down the picket with the Condensed strength and. eagerness and wrath.. of two . long,' suffering years. It struck the . corner •of the hen-house. There was a deafening crash and then all was still, save 'the low. riripling laugh of the Cow, - as she stood iii the alley and encouraged me as I nailed up the hen,-house . . w agLaiono.k.ing back ot.ci. my whole . life, -it seems to me that it'is* strewn with nothing but the rugged ruins of my busted anticipations. * = HOW IT IS DONE-NOT WONPERFUL PERFORMANCE. With certain Indian jugglers the " mango " trick is their most abet ive. feat; A mango seed ; is produced, and a flower. pot,tilled with mold, and after a lot, of ceremony', (in plain English, fuss,) the seed is put under' the mould and several -coverings of baskets and cloths are placed over -the pot. Then there is more ceremo ny and fingering. about the covered baskets; and the pot is shown' with the mango leaves just sprouting, up. Then it is covered over again and. more bocussing goes on, and the co ver is lifted up again and the plant is seen to have grown.. The cover ing, hocussing and otiening go 'on, the plant meanwhile having further grown and become strong enough to. bear fruit, the blossoms. -to. appear, the fruit to form, and finally the fruit to ripen, whicluis then, plucked elf and given to be eaten.. " '. • , Now we, for our part, cannot un derstand how any. one can fail to.see through the performance, 'Nay, even .when tna fellow spectator who once Viewed this performance we explain ed the details of the' trick after it was:over* ' he would not- believe, brit reckoned the affair wonderful and even partaking of the supernatural. We can only attribute it to his haV-. ing been so mystified as to have been actually mesmerized, though.partak-. ing of consciousness. The real truth about this . feat was that , the green* and ..ripp fruiti,, and. every . blanch and shoot that Was exhibited, were !actually there, just as much as the seed and the .flower-pot,—ill in the wraps and folds and baskets which. formed the covering. We were Care, fully watehing the man's.proceedings, and at the - time had- acquired' some knowledge of juggling tricks. As we-were_not allowed to tench- the in-: struments of_the exhibition after the peculiar performance began, the has, kets, wraps, etc., could not be dis 7. turbed ; but,with our own• eyes -we saw the performer...draw out the branches, ete. - , from the folds 'ot the cloths, .and' noticed him sticking them into the,pot beneath •thelcover , log. Working away his -hands; and, as we thought, Very The'creetione*y be .:esjed4:- by .4: * * iri The Mango Trick. SIEM IMO doubter of our account of the process - how about a-,green - and a. ripe:.freit, as well ate ; blossoms, being .produced simultaneously, say at a, period when. there . are, no such, thlugs-4hat4. Is, when they. nie_Ont, Of. season? This, Indeed, han;been. .brought fOrwar'd as a .001404 answer by atone. who be lieve in . these jugglers.. To answer this'is-not-sodifildult, however, as it appears. India is a Vast continent, and from its most southernmost lint- - it on the Indian ocean, -where - there is little difference between - summer and winter,' to its ifortheryboundary on the snowy Hinialaya,: there is ex- istingeveryyariety of climate at any time of the year. ° .The mango flour- . ishewequaily in. Ceylon and in the sub-Himalayan countries. • We have otirselvesOri passina ° through the - plains into the upper Himalayas, in the course of-successive weeks, seen the inango.season just .over on the plains; ilittle higher .up r tnangfies were just inssensoit, the fruits, foriii ing higher . up -still; the blossomi full flash a couple of thousand feet higher ; while : 'higher still the blos soms had not yet made an appear ance.:. With this fact are to ' be= tak en two others : the first,. that -Indian jugglers .all- belong to one Masonic brcitherhood, and are in intimate communication ,with.one another, - all • eyer . on the trove; and the second, that even they will decline at times tO perform this particular feat—that; is, when they. are not provided with ther:blonsoins, green and ripe - fruits. The seeds, shoots, 'etc., are always ieverywhere procurable. If there be. still any other doubter, let us only add that after the - pei forinance detailed above we took the. ' man aside . (unwillingnatUrally ex pose the man and destroy the credit by means of which he made his liv ing) and asked him if it was not true that-the branches and fruits were all there in . the wraps. The glance of our eye told him that we knew every detail:in the process, and had watch' , ed everything thnclie did, and so he confessed that what we said :Was thh, • truth, - and ap.doiized by, say=ing that ie must make a- living.—ilarpees A Plea for , the Boys., Most any night a -large number of young-boys , from ten years old up, eani7e seen lotinging around the bust- nesS streets to a late hour evil that seems to be rapidly grow, ing, and it is in This way that many bad habits and associations are form ed that bring Sons - of worthy parent's to a bad end, and pain to the heart of.an over-indulgent mother or father.. Keep your boys - At home nights un less you know that they ,- , tr . r • Out for some reputable purpose, -4d your , feelings' will be spared and your sons grow up - to bless you for it and be a comfort to your deelinin - years: - It is not an - uncommon thing to see tifteen•year old youths staggering along so full of beer that-it is itilli cult work .for them. to.navigate, and the attendance of cheap cigars and iowjests is alinost'imiversal with the street loungers. Pareas , often talk about "Young Amercia" baying his day, and the. boys must . "sow their wild oats" . and then they will "settle down," but such talk i 3 a delusion and a snare. Sometimes the boys "settle down,". but they more often turn •out drunkards and-criminals: No boy was. ever better for having been allowed to .s.ro through what is called '.sowing his wild_ oats,' and. when one. does .survive the trial, and comes back' to the right ways of thinking and doing, it is generally with. , . impai red:, constitution and the thought always_ haunting him of haw much better oil' he would 'be in every sense of the word were it not for the degenerating period , through which he had passed. ' - It is an easy thing to gain such re spect and love 'from a son as will al ways ensure his obedience if. rightly managed. Do not try to beat the principles of right into him, but treat him as a fellow being; do not be for ever telling him that children should- be seen. awl .not, "beard ; and sending him oil by. himself : to Andy over a dry Sunday -school' lesson, or :peruse a chapter in the Bible on future ptin ' ishment and the terrors of, hell tire; but 'treat him like :a human. being, With thoughts add your self -; talk to him of politics, and the current events of'''the day; , advise with him as to your business, and talk up with him any new prOject you may on . hand, and let MLA thus see that you have confidence in him and 'consid'e'r him of some 'account; and with reasonably pleasant home in. other, respects, you will - not hate much trouble in keeping him from the'Streets, and will have lie- proud satisfaction of seeing a 'useful and re speCtedicitizett grow up out of your boy. There may be exceptions, but it is the' general rule, that. parents ~are to blame if children love to gad ,he streets rather than to, remain at, A I.ETTIR should alWays be carried write side up. a. • TnE saw nulls will soon bo engaged in turning out spring board. . • SounNAm , s'is. arc careful in . Algieri about publiShing gossip, of the Day. A.wrumm i l of lightning generally spares the rod.aud!spoils_the house. _ Miss Oysign is a belle; in .Washin&on society.: They, say she looks giied enough to.cat: . , NASBY is going to Europe in the-spring. For his health probably. He pas:long had - a bail spell. . . TUE ordinary life of a locomotive is thirty years. : Possibly would live long er if it didn't smoke. THE spring will be baekwatd;". pre- - . dieted Vennor, as be was about !to apply a-red . -hot poker to the cat's nose "SATAN . died how, " reads a sign in Tittsburgh, by which the owner intends r:,to indieate •that satins are: dyed at his shop. 1 Butottau YonNo ACqUi%d the title of . general from having been called " Brig gy. dear, 'i so often by his numerous WIVCB. - "Do You think," said a husband; mild ly - rebuking his Wife. " that women are possemed by Satan?" "Yes, as soon as they are married," was the quick. reply. TILE Louisville Coirier-Journai beads its ace-omit of the Czar's murder, "A. Clime." That's io let the Louisville folks khow that it wasn't merely a good-ratur• practical joke, , , • _ . ....• _ • •• . THE STIRRUP-CUP Aly short and happy day 15 dont:: The long and hinely night conies on ; And at toy dWor the p•le horse stands To carry inn to unknown lands. Ills whinny Shrill, his pawing hoof, Sound dreadful as a gathering storm ; - And I must leave this shelte . rinf roof And toys of life so soft and warm. Tender and warm the joys of life— • Good friends, the faithful and the truo; My rosy children and my wife, • So aweel. to kiss. so fair tai view. • • Bo sweet to kiss, so fair "to rlow ; ..Tho night comes on, the lights burn blue;. And at my door the Vale horse stands • 'rehear me - forth to unknown ianda. . —Serilitser for May, THE JUDGE'S SURPRISE. The day was bitterly_ cold in Vir Oita City, as winter days most gen crafty are in that Alpine town, nd though the sun was bright, its rays were as cheeiless anthchill almost as moon-beams. Wild gusts whistled through the,streets; breathing icicles and frost in their farkius - course, and driving every living thing away to seek shelter•froin its .hiting penetrat ing breath. And yet- not everyone was housed from the pitiless gale, for he who had work to do or business to trans let wa.; suannoned by inexur able.duty to come corth to his post, or elst, when the day of reckoning came, abide by the c . onsequentics; - but,_with such ex,ceptions as these, tie male population generally totight the warm and .friendly atmosphere, of drinking-saloons, where, with " hot Scotch" and a glowing furnace, they mhnaged to - keep themselves from freezing. Of these exceptions, Abe Denning, the baker, was. one. In sunshine or storm, hail, rain or snow, people must_ eat, eat, in- fact, all the more voraciously because it does hail or snow, as if to perpetrate an un seasonable joke upon tie - baker, who especially in appetizing weather, must. are to it that his customers' larders be properly stored- with the -rarest - and-best - productions of hia:oven. Even such cold weather,-as this (lid , not deter 31r. Denning from atteud ing to the wants of his custom!' s With the assiduity and attention characteristic of his Class. While disappearing into a customer's house with an armful of bread, a girl of some fifteen years of :age emerged from a Miner's cabin close by, and, tint casting wild and hurried glances arounetlier, rushed to the baker's cart, and had just abstracted therefrom three loaves of f!read, and was car rying them off when the baker return ed, and eatialtt her in the, act. • Unfortunatelyi an officer was pass ing just at the time, and the baker, on thOpur Of, the moment, and with out giving the Case thaVconsidera tion wilier' he otherwise might, gave 'her in custodY, On a charge of theft,' The' girl, without any attempt at ex postulation or - explanation burst into an agony of tears—a sufficient evi, dente, perhaps - that she: was - but a ,novice,after all, in the art of steal- It is an • , . rg. Oh !" she-exclaimed,_" don't take me in this way. Let me wrap. a shawl around my head, or the people will know me." The oiliceo- . e*enting, accompa nied her 446 the cabin, while the baker drove'away, telling the' police- man he would be in newt next (1:13 to prefer the ehaygé before the police . judge. The officer, o i entering, found no one in the eabiri but three children the youngest about three and the eldest, six. The hut wasHeold and cheerless; there was: no file;.. The two rider children, alarined .at the presence, of the officer, exhibited dis colored -eyes and faces, which hore evidence of ,suffering and recent tears; while little' Willie, the yoUngest, was crying and inappeasableonopingaitn. - lessly around the cabin, looking' in the • empty closet and putting • his little Lapis mechanically into the empty dishes on the table:: .• "What made you steal the bread. my girl ?" asked the officer. At men Lion of the word " bread " little Wil- lie looked tearfully and piteously in the Man'tiSaCe.• The girl hugged tine little fellow„frantietilly in her arms, covering him with tears and kisses. "Oh, my poor little brother!" she cried; bitterly. "What will become 'of you now? This man is goilig to tiike your Lena away with him !"- " ' Here the child threw his arms around the . girl's neck, as if to detain her by force,. while - the •other: two children sereamed . piteonsly..: The officer, suspecting the - actual state •of affairs, ,began to,. inyestigate. • *" Is there no coal, or 'anything 'at all to eat in the house ?"i- said he. * _ ..1 '• No coal, Ino bread'; nothing to eat!" replied;, the girl, wringing ' her bards; , " and. poor Willie' and the rest of. us have hid nothing to rat since yesterday morning,"" :- . Here the officer went sway, saying that he would be back again in a short time 4 - , "Is the man'gone foribread ?" ask ed the oldrSt of the children.• _ " Hush; 41olly, dear!",. said Lena. 4 ‘l don't . know what he has gone for. Ile's not bad man, 'anyliow, for he hasn't firreated , "me as 1 thought he would." 1-- -•- ~ .. In a very feW minutes the officer rettrned with ibread and groceries, not forgetting some cakes and condi ments for the smaNst children, while another man -at his heels carried a .big sack of coal on his back. . . " , ..At sight 0f.,. the bread the children screamed wki.h delight; while Lena cut up large slices of bread, and - help- . ed the children and herself, the two. men,: set to work to•make a large-fire in the stove, the glow of - which soon diffused Warmth and comfort through the . cabin. Then they cooked the meat, and - made • tea,. and ' Spread a steaming meal on the table for-tlie four orphans, while . 'they carved and attended to their wants till they were fully satisfied. ' ' . , • Happy, happy childhood, whose prerogatives are innocence, mirth and joyl -. Theeiiildrenafter their dinner didn't loOklike the same children at all. Their faces were bright and joy ous, happy and. handsome; and in-a few minutes theywere playing and laughing and ; romping, as happy aisif 81.00 per Annum In- Advairsci. they had' never- felt the pangs I°l hunger. • • " And . now," said: the i oftleer,.de. lighted at seeing the chihilien so hap py, "sit down Lena - , and Answer me afew queStions. have yolu no father Or mother ?" " We haVe no mother," was Lena's reply. - "She died about a year ago,. =and father went• away 'to Eureka,lto work, about - eight 'Months ago, and vre.hain t seen.him ever:since." • 44 - What is yOur father's name?"' • "Dawson-:---Jim Dawson." • "And he has sent you no money`:— nothing-?" "Nothing. Never heard of hini since he went away. But when ;lee was going he left us a bag of flour, and lots of groceries and things—ias much as Would last us for six months; and he'd• be sure and bb back befOre the provisions were all out." "And you got porletter from him at.all?" -. . , • • " Not one,-'_' replied, poor Lena with a deep sigh. Poor Dawson had written to :'his children however, but postal commu nications being at that time very ir .yegtilar, and uncertain V in- the Silver States, the children did not receive his letters. " Well, I r must go now," said Ithe ogiCer, after a pause ; " but I Will call fOr. y_ou to morrow, and you'll aecom pany,me t() , the police (Mice, for I mu-t do My.duty,.you know; Gdod And Lena Dawson was )eft alone With her little brothers and ist . .ers. - She felt sad and lonesome after the departure of her kiwi-lame faetor, but, the buoyancy of childhoOd soon gained the ascendency, and; be- fore, bedtime the orphans were as, happy as any .group - of little children in, V irginia City. - Meantime the report about .steal ing the. bread and Alm destitute ,conß dition of the children got abioad Jiin Dawson, a miner himself, , was .well.kuo,i'lm and -popular among the miner, and, the. 'ease 'created lunch Sympathy,and - elicited so many remi !fiiseences . .and !Commentaries, that quite a crowd was attracted next day to the police court. Judge Moses pre,ided: The Judge bore the name of 'being upright and firmest, kind and benevolent. and if fault he had at all it was thought to be a some what uncompromising rigor in the discharge 'of his official 7duties. It was hard -to say how the case Would go. After the transaction. of some preliminary business the - case: was called. • - The baker swore to the stealing of the.brcad, , and identified the defend ant 'as the thief The offiecr testified to the ifamishing, condition in - which he found the children, but said not a syllable about what he had' done to relieve thein. Poor Lena stood,tremb lini before the Judge. • Thereupon a miner rustled through the crowd and stood. before the bench, c' deg the Judge with deilrecating. look. ."I declare to the A lmighty,Jeilgei" said he, ‘.64 never knowed - the state of Jim Daw-son's children, and if I did —" lle dropped a 'twenty into. Lena's trembling hand.. 1 ; " You jest knowed as Much about it as other folks," exclaimed another miner excitedly, walking Up and put ting another _twenty into; the girl's' hand with anindignant air that flung hack, any latent suspician that he knew anything of ',the chddren's dis tress any more than anybody; else. Here Long Alec, a miner—.So call ed on account of his height and size —slid timidly and , bashfully; up to Lena's side. " Luny," he said in a half whisper, "hold yer" 'pinafore." And he slipped two twenties into her apron, and then slid back behind the crowd, into 'a corner, 01.1, - W - ding his 'hat to his face, &need tithidly around to see that he was completely out of. sight. -• • 'Then came Wabbling Joe, Who was. far more bashful than 'even -Long Alec, but put On a bold face,' and laughed. and talked Mond to wake believe helvas not bashful at al. "ledge,'-' said Wabbling, laughing and nodding familiarly at the court, t to i sarm that functionary: of possible rigor in the trial of the case'ln hand L--"Jedge, let the. girl slide. She ain't done nothinr , but.. What you or I , w_Ould do ii we was hithry,!" -And poor Lena, was at oneefthe;recipient of another present. ..-,; ; The court held down his; head and smiled gravely at Wabbling Joe's de fence of the acc,used,'bnt then imn mediately recovering hi ;i4 gravity said:, "Gentlemen,' appreciate your lib erality and generous - ,sympathy for the young offender, and I am particu larly impressed -with , the ingenious 'defence made by \\*abiding Joe " here a! goad natured latigh escaped the whole crowd, as if to put the Judge in a good humor- -- --but,;' con tinued his handl._ " whatever might be the sympathy of the court for the sad condition Of the accused,-there is a public duty to be performe and the case must therefore proceed." " What is yolitri' name, my girl '°' asked the condi "They call rob Lena Dawson, sir ; " was the' reply. i " Call -you Lena Dawson ! And I suppose Lena DaWson is your name, is it not ?" - observed the Judge. "No, sir, it ain't," ...returned the girl. "My father died when .I was only three years old,' and- my mother got married to , . Mr. - Dawson some time afterward. ;My proper name is Madeline Winters, but theY call me' Lena for short." . - "Madeline-Winters! Where were you born ?", asked the Judge. "In 'Kansas City,' sir," : .was, the r !ply. • "in Kansas City!" echoed the court. tn a voice . of still deeper gray ityTtiln before: "And what was your mother's maiden !lame, do you know.?" " Madeline. Moses, sir," responded Zeno. • "Madeline Moses!' My God !' she is my sister!" And Judge Moses, oVercome with emotion, bowed his headon the desk, While a torrent of tears flowed down his face. Just as the crowd, in obedience to' the dictates pt delicacy, were emerg ing from the police court, to let uncle land . niece indulge the sacred., joy of kmutual recognition, Jim Dawson ap- peered at the 'door, having just re turned tom his p'rospeeting tour in :Eureka, and, with an innate sense of propriety that did honor to. bis ae• - quaintanees, who were all rejoiced to see bite, was quietly pennitted to juin hia relatives inside.—San Fran. asco Argonaut. , Mixing -up the Malones. . A case- involving Orions instance-of4hilataken identiay occu pied nearly* entire session - of the Criminal COurt yesterday. The eir eumstatices, briefly related, are that during the term .of the May court a salooa.keeper of Cnba street, named , Archibald Campbell, was indicted for selling liquor on Sunday. When the case came up for hearing on tbe John Malone was placed on the stand as prosecuting witness. He promptly testified, to the evident surprise .the State's attorneys, that he knew nothing of the %Ater, and had never I been in Campbell's place on Sunthy. When asked if he bad not given di- . rect testimony before the Grani Ju ry, he asserted, in the most positive . manner, that he hail not•been'in_ the Grand. Jury room I r. ten or twelve months. The foLe:l,an of the Grand - NUMBER 2 Jury at that time, Mr: Gale, was then • sent for, and . after loo:ang closely at , Malone, said that. he bad undoubtedly been beforp the Jury but a shOrt time,-:before and testified in Campbell's case. Ile, as atonce arrested on.- a bench warrant,, and came up yesterthiy to. answer under an indictment for pot jury. . Foreman Gale again appearid and identified the accused as the u.,ta who testified . - in CaMpbell'S case bcf,ire ,the Grand- Jury.' r. F. P. • Eawkins, also member of the G rand .fury, though not so positive as Mr. Gale, was prat-. ty sure that. Malone :.s the man who had testified. Clerk- Cary, Major Andrew J Dtputy Clerk Davis and (.)1 ler:George Jones severally, cestified as to the issue of 'summons and tie swearin.gbf Malone in the case. The traverser_then took the stand in his own behalf and qui etly repeated' his former testimony : he - had: not drank at Campbell's on . Sunday ; had not been' before the ' Grand Jury for more than a year, and moreover had :received no sum- " - mons . to go before them. 0111cer .Mettee 'and other) policemen were then ealletl-for.the defence, and from their testimony -it atpeared that the summons in three several instances' had been given thew, and they had . served them on a man known as John Malone of 0., living at 47 Pliott-st., a stevedore, while the -accused is a puddler in tire -Abbott Iron Worls and lives at 148 chesapeake-st. lk inn. called to the stand, John Malone of t' 0. - testified that te'received the summons and went up to• the court house in response to. the .first tine, was sworn, and, after waiting all day, - Was told tliat the - case mould not conic up, and he went home without. seeing the Grand jury. lie Paid no attention to the other twoOunnonsus, having found out that -they were not intended for him.:'This witness was, as entirely unlike'the other as it is 'possible to imagine. The one is short iu stature, faireomplexionAnd very_ - -light r ; the ;other spare, with dark compleNion and jet-black; hair. AtThe conclusion of the testi4 . pony' • State's A ttorr.ey Campl ell frankly told the jury that the State had no case, and. a- verdict of not guilty was promptly rendered.—Bal- Ihnore A mericao. . - To' MAKE Suer LAssEs : G ft- BREAIIO.—One efirof molasses, One . teaspoonful Of saleratus, one of gin ger, one tes.-SHonful of. butter or lard and a pinch of salt (if you use lard) Stir this together. and. then Moue on. half a cup of boiling water l and stir in one pint 'of flour. Il.ske about one - inch deep in a sheet. This is very nice if-pains be taken to have_ the water boiling add to beat well when the flour is aildeit.V. ThoUghtful Thoughts. Nii man is wise at all times S\TTTE With the swi - lid of troth To the coat:set:of. of peace is joy CliAnnv is the burnt of perfectness. EVERY One must bear—his own bUrden. Nr....i.T.sv.ssand older are coinmendable. . A witisrEno separatetif :chief friends. MENTAI. gi'ts often hide bodilydefeets. SEEK not for praise, but. seek to de se pin it. . ENI: - V. shop ' ts at oilers and wounds it• sell. • MoriEsTr has more alarms than be... 111- WE sOw many sects to get a few tto*- , ers. FttY scason of lite 'has its appinitri ! -- ate - duties. Ecorinm autl iseif-assertion'araunamia ble,traits. Oun.night dreams partake -of our_ day tbotigbts. 1111.-,wbo suss' brambles must not go / barefoot. , • lit r eilitn - pies are like contagious (Bs eases.l- - Tut... sleep of the laboring man is sweet.' !TioAsTiNit renders one ridiculous in the eyes.of others. " A CLEAR biain.is.good, but a right aim 81).cm:in Evi a fool When ho holdeth his pests is counted wise. .NirruiNo is more attractive than mod est simplicity. • AN ill-natu►ed old man or_woman is a pitiable object. • WATCP for favorable opportunities t do not let them slip. - WOLVES may lose their -teak -but nev er lose their nature. - SEltilLi imitation .ot' tashion is a mark of fashion. hog Oever looks u 0 1" to him that throws (limn the acorns. . THE love of country, and the love-, of race, are noble qualities . . 11E that 'Sails for dead men's shoes, may go a long time barefoot. 1 .. THE teacher may impart instruction, but he cannot furnish brains. - MaNNEns, with learning and good character, make a gentleman. _Sorteows liaman:ze our race. Tears ere ttArshowers that fertilize the world. , A Junictors reticence is hard to learn, 'taut is,one of tile great lessons of life. . To live according to one's means is hon orable ; not to citio'is dishonorable. Cltai age has but little to ask of the world . ; it estimates life at its true value. Fun, Fact and Facetice. To avoid being -Cheated in a horso trade, bo sure that your horse is absolute ly worth less. This simple rule never fails. • , ' Toucan Jell a merciful farmer as suow ai ho stops his team at a post. Ete takes the blanket'otT his wife's.lap and spreads it over - thl Ivor hoists. • 111.71fDRTTE, the Hatakeye humorist, Nis. ited Mark Twain in December, and peo ple. have _been of tip-tae. ever - since to know bow the Twain behaved. • A GEOttOIA mufti) Orbited a mule's tail to urge it trier the fence. The moat at-, tendance at the funeral the next day - showed that ttie.ptople didn't care if ha did twist the mule's tail. .it . -vouNt; lady effete some verses for a lc country -pL:r about her birthday, and beaded t em• "31aSf 30th" It almost made ber lairturn gray Ilium it appeared . in print, "14 lietW' " • "