TE MS OF PIIIIMICATION. The SaatPronto Iltarroaraa is palatalisd every orsday mendeg by Go ODIUM! it HITCSICOCR, ne Dollar per anus. ta Means: sir Advertising In all cues exclusive of gab• ur pthni to the in per. BY Milli. NOT Willlnsetted CRIMPS!. line RODE In ot Mon, and "ITS WITS perils* or each sabsequent idmertion. but no sotto , Warted for less than Ito' cents. _ _ YEARLY AD VIIIIIISENENTI3 will belusert ed at nameable ester.' Administrators and Esecuter , s Notices, $2; AtulttersNotlees42.4o; Besteesaterd, IVO HMS, (pee yeen.S, additional lines el each. yearly advertisers are entitled to quarterly changes. Trauslentadvert [Dements must be paid for in advance. Ali resolutions of atiociatiorts: nommuniestions ot or individual interest% and notices of marriages or deatheorceegling five [Masan charg ed Firs own per line. but simple noticesof mar riages and de Ohs will be published withoutcharge. - rho Rsvornin having *larger circulation than any other paper in the county. , maims It the best advertising medium In Northern Pennsylvania. JOB PRINTING of every Sind. in plain and f &coy colors, done with neatness aid dispatch. Handbills, Blanks, Cards Pamphlets, Blilhendt Statements. he., of every variety and style, printegi at the shortest notice. The Itsroarts. omce is well supplied with, power presses, a good assort ment of new type. and everything in the printing line cbe executed in most artistic manner and ata tn helowest rates. the TERMS INVARIABLY C ABM. Vltstuess4erbi. -DAVIES, CARNOCIUN & HALL, £TTORXRY B. AT • L AW, SOUTH strsor WARD HOUSE Dee W 75. BEVERLY SMITH it C A. &+ BOu IiIYDERS, • And dealers in Fn.:l - Saws andyktnateuis . Supplies. Send for lluroirrEn Building. Bo: 1612, Towanda, Pa. F . . 14; HOLLISTR,D. D. S., DENT'S .(t-ueeessor to Drz.S..lfr,kngle): OFFICE—Second doyediflif.,rnani otqce. , Towanda, l'a., January &, 1881. ADILL Sr, KINNEY m I ATTOUNTEYti-AT - LAW. 001110—Rona formerly occupied by Y. M. C. A Reading Room. D. J. MA:DILL. 1,18,80 0. D. YINNILY AIR.S.E. J. PERRIGO, TNACIUDI OY PIANO AND OIiGAN. Lessons given In ThOrough Bass and Haraviay ultivattolot tit- voice 3 spectalty. Located at T Mnllock`s. rine St. Reference : Holmes Sr Passage - Towanda, Pa., March 4, 1850.: JOHN W. CODDING, ATTORYST-AT•LAW, TOWANDA, PA. Office over Ettrby's Drug Store. trOMAS E. MYER ATTOIiNEV•AT•LAVC* TOWA:iIIA, PA. .tace with Patrick and Foy , le. , 5e0.25,19 rEcK OVERT_ON . ATTOIiNEYS-AT LAW, ' TOWANDA, k. I)'A. ()Mawr, BSc!. M. PECK RODNEY A. MEytellß, ATTORS_F.YAT - LAW, • TOWANDA, PA., :solicitor of Patents. Particular attention tiald to Mislness In the Orphans Court4nd to the settle ment olestates. (Inlce lu Montanyes Block WERTON ,t SANDERSON, ATTOIIN eY-AT-Lew', TOVir A N DA, PA• F.. OVIMTON. Jlt ITT 11. JESSUP, VV • AN 13.C0V N ELLOIt-AT-LAW, t , MONTROSE. PA. --.. . ~ 1 Age Jessup haNlug resumed the practiceof the law In Northern Pennsylvania, will attend to any legal business Intru.ted to hint In Bradford county. Persons wishing to consult him. can call on H. Streeter, Esq., Towanda, Pa., when au appointment can he male. HENRY STREETER, ATTORNEY AND COUNiELLOR-AT-LAW, TOWANDA, PA. Feb 27, '79 L. , HILLIS, A TTC; N EY-AT-L A*, TOWAYDA, PA. , . -H. THOMPSON, ATTORNEY - N - I r • /LT LAW, WYALUSING, PA. Will attend to all business anYrusted to his care In Bradford, Sullivan and Wyoming Counties. Wilco, with '.7sq. Porter.. ' (novIS-74. HI A31 , E. : 81i LL, SURVEYOR. r.St.TSfilltaNG, SUI:VEXING IMAFTING. - Ilitlei with G. F. Mason, over' Patch &, Tracy, Main atavdt, Towanda. Pa. GEO. W. KIMBERLEY,' Xl'itißSl EY-AT LAW, TowANDA. ex • • door south of First National Rank. t. , August 12, 160. ELSBREE & SON, ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW, TOWA!..aLt, PA. N. C. ELSIIRAE I MIN . ATronxiy-AT-LLvt AND U..S. COMIIISSIONIS, TOWANDA, PA: otdoe-Noith Side Puldic Naar) 4 - ‘ I .A.NI W. SUCK, I_7 ATTORYEY4T-LA tr, O ice—South side Poplar street, opposite Ward House. [Nov.l3, 1879, J: ANDREW WILT, ATTOTIN2Cf•AT-LAW. , • (lutes—Means' Btoct, Mlaln•st., oyer,J. 1.. Kent•s • btere, Tuwauda. May be consulted In German. (.Al4ll 12,'78.1 W. J. YOUNG, , • ATTORNEY -AT -LAW, TOWANDA, PA. orace—second door south of the First National Bank Hain St., up stairs. Lilt. S. M. WOODBURN, physi clan and Surgeon. °Mee at residence, on 'ine Street, East of Main. Tosr.suan . , May 10872 ly' • WB. .KELLY, DENTIST.—Office . over 31. E. Rosenfield's, Towanda, 'Fa. Teeth inserted on. Gold, Silver, Rubber, and Al mulum base. Teeth extracted without gala. Oct. 34-72. 'E..4D. PAYNE, 31r. D., PHYSICIAN AND SCHGEON. Office over liontanyes' Store. Mace hours from 10 to t 2 A. 111., and from 2 to 4 P. 11. Special attention given to DISEASES D ISEASES ur and THE "EYE VIE EAR G. W. COUNTY SUPLIIINTIMbi ftice ay last Saturday or each meth th. over Turner & tiordiin's Drug Store, Towanda, Pa. Towanda. June 20, 1878. S. RUSSELL'S IL/ • I'ICST{ItAtCCE AGENCY' Msr..ll-70tf TOWA DA, PA. F iRsT NATIONAL BANK, TOWANDA, PA CAPITAL VAID SURPLUS FUNDI. Thipiank offers unusual facilities for the trans - teflon of a general banking business, • IC N. BETTS, Cashier JOS. PO*ELL, President. EMI PE7, • Titi.cll ER OF- PlAxo idctitc, I TERlls..—fifserterm. (Reslftetre..lblrd street, Ist Ward.) ' Towands,Jan.lll,•7a4y.. 'EDWARD WILLIAMS, PRACTICAL PLUMBER & GAS FITTER nice of basal:Less, a few dans north of Post Alice Plumbing, Gas Fitting, Repairing Pumps of all kinds, and all kinds of Gearing promptly attended to: All wanting work In his line 'should give him a call . Dee. 4. 1679. - • GET YOUR - : JOB PRINTING - - pmi st.theREPCIRTIIIO/110E,. - oppool._ 4 Alm V1:114%8.Am Tontine. ;Mona Irptli I gpospn? ) Now, the Widow McGee _ And Larrte O'Dea • • Bad two little cottages, out on the green, With Just enough room for two pltpens betworni . The Widow was young and the Widow was fair,' With the brightest of eyes and the brownest of hair, • - - And It frequently chanced, er ben alte came In the TOWANDA. PA. With the swill for her pig, Lerrie came with the Alal_some of the , ears that he tosied fequ his hand lu the pen of the Widow were Certain to land: Oue morutug, bald he "Och Misihress McGee, . Iris 'made of good lumber ttils ruuuln• to rigs, Wld a fancy petition beiwine our two pigs:`" "ludade, sure It Is auswered'Wldow McGee, With the sweetest of smiles upon Larrle O'Dee "And thin it looks kind o' hard•hearfed and mane Kaplu'.two friudly pigs so easaidinny near . Thar whinever one grunt's thin.the other can hear, And ylt kapo a cruel petition betwane :" March 1, 101 **Smote Widow llictiee." s. Answered Londe O'Dee, • • - It ye tale In yer heart we are wane to.the.plgs, Ain't we inane to ourslives to he r unite two rigs? Orb it made me heartAcke whin I paped through the cracks Of me ehanty, lasht 31arch,' at yez aliwitiOn` yer aze, An^ a-bobbin• yer head, an' a-shtoinpin• yer fate, Wid yer purty white hands jltlat as red as a bale, A-shphliti in' yer kindlib••irood out lu the sittortn, Whin one little Ehtinc - it -would kale 119 both "Now, piggy," said bile, Larrle's muffin' o' me, Vt'ld his dilicate, - I.lader allusious.to you ; So now yez =slit tell me pi:tilt what I musbt do., For, If I'm to say yea, shttr the shwill field yer . shnout ; But If Inn to ray yez olustd•kape yet nose out Larrle, fur LI biome to be brlbitt' a pig ktossiti* a handful of corn in Itshwlg "Me darllnt the piggy says yes!" answered he.. And that * Was thy courtship of Larry O'Bee. - , r. Independent. May 1,-79. JOHN V. SANDERSON __riloyit -75 L.ELannics Jan. 1,1875 TO TV ANDA,-PEA:.‘"A GENERAL $1!25,000 66,000 Arll4, 187.11 - : GOODRICH & HITCHCOCK. Publisher,. VOLUME. XLI. I r ARIUE OT;EE. BY W. W. rum* MEN corn, W4llll :" ,‘" A WASTED LIFE. " Ain't she funny ?" sad Ralph to Jack,. as '*y stood by the, daintY cradle - gazing on the tiny pink Jack assented, but Sarah Anti: sewing patchwork in the corner, said: .".Pooh! they're common enough:?' She wds jealous;. after being the baby for twelve 'years it was; hard to . give up herplace. , • You wouldn't have known that Ralph and Jack-were twins; for one was very dark, with black eyes and hair, the other the reverse, with hair bO, very . bloride that he went by the name . of "Towhead " among his schOolmates, tolis manifest disgust. They were `commonplace boys ,of l , rav fourteen with ' t nclencies for good and e vil, to be developed as ti went on or (Arc e stance tempted: Sarall Ann had firey red hair and fierce black eyes, and what she spe: cially abhorred-4-freckles.(She wasn't a pretty child nor an agreeable one. If the baby had waked. up and seen her expression, it would have scream- ad itself into tits, ' The mother Of the interesting I:loi ns.), was an honeSt, hard-working wo man with;feeble health, : who foKo,lit a hard Battle with determined 'will- - ; the father, a man 'of some ,property, Was,-as he styled himself, an inventor, and took great pride in signing WO: self, " John . II: JOnes, - Inventnr, 7 . His,chief object wa . to diseoVer an I illustiate . . perpetuall'mntion, but i this, asin - jill otheriTinuN he failed', They named the baby Edith, and' she grew_ up the prettiest. thijig you ever. saw. She had.big brown eyes, yellow • Owls, a diminutive nose and dimpled . chin. Her manners were charining, except . when crossed, but let one of the big brothers who wor -shipped. her, or :he . kind father and mother, say one . word Unpleasing to her, and a - fearful ,temper lit would ensue, calmed only by the application of cold water. . i The sister, -Sarah Ann, she - hated, named her worst doll after her and threw it into the eiStern. - to be fished out'hy, Tom at the peril or his life,. It „was' touching to, seethe affection . the great - , gawky bOys.had for their little 'sister ; how they- fought her, ,battles, disputed the right to carry out, .her numerous commands, and robbed themselves: of their scanty .pocket money to tiny toys for her. . Price- the mother tried' to subdue the stubborn will of her well beloved child, but instead of obeying her pa rent's command, - .Miss 'Edith went out on the roof, and .sat, there on the. Beattie till apologized to and entreat;- ed to come down. . • -./E • .-•,...., - , ~ At- ten years she. went to school, there to torment inoffending teachers and have her own swept-way. If she liked 'n lesson She learned it, • if' not she tore it out• or her bookf.. Arith metic she hated, but. liked reading, and would read 'for hours alOud in the old - barn chamber, lying ein . the fragrant hay.. • • . . Sire sang in a clear, sweet,,, natural voice, and her father bought a piano for her and she took music lessons. It was the same in music as in'every thing else—no teacher could make her practice or teach-where she would nut be taught. Sarah Ann coaxed. the instructress to give her a'• lesson when wilful, Edith was intractable, and by natural application s6on mas tered the rudiments, and with grim. energy also assailed attlleoiiquered Richard. son's Method, ezerny's -- eter - - • cises, etc., so that in a year. or so she payed -the instrument very well. It was painful to see the eagerness with which this. girl of • twenty-two - took up her sister's despised advant ages. She was never anything but a household drudge and seemed to li rte those who -were, better than her self.. It might have been different if theL•mother_ had: loved' her ever so little, but she never thought of hav ing any special:regard for . Ann cer tainly never _evinced ang,• and' the girl, hungering • for affection,-. grew -into a woman hard and cold. , . Ralph and Jack went to sea. corn-- ing hOnie occasionally. They Were uncouth and•robgh, and though Edith accepted their preaents, very willing ly, she took care never to he seer Con the street with them, fearing4he rid ,icule of hersehnolmates. - • -- . When she was thirteen her mother died suddenly. of heart disease, and Sarah liinitook charge Of thnliouse. She was foiled in all her attempts to i subdue Edith, or • to - - teach her to Imake herself useful. by Jack, who . always took hii. sister's part.- - ---Ale .ouncl home so enjoyable that - ha left IN -the flea and engaged as a 'tcorkmani • in a -mill. When Edith began to feel that she was a young lady, she wentlo Bos ton with her father. Here she met amold friend of her father's, it musi cal direetOr_of a concert - troupe. He was char - tied with her voice, and offered' her - an engagement in his - company. , "But," he said, "you must prepare' for bard work ; your voice has.,to be cultivated; and there are many things for you toiearn." - " Thank "ysiu,? she said, scornfully; "I see no pressing needof work, and refuse your oiler." • She sewed well and embrciidered very beautifully ; everything she bad the patience to do seemed to be well done, but she madelittle or no use of her apcoMplishments, evembiting others to do her sewing. 'At this 'time iJack married a. girl in the mill. Miss Edith- refilled, to notice her sister-imlaw;und even eatliebrother the street. Ile haft ; :_ the family temper . and, never would forgive her this indignity. But as long as her lchoOlmates applauded her spirit, Edith felt that it was all right. Ralph was lost- overboard at sea; and her' father was her only friend ; for though Sarah Ann- said nothing to the idle girl, she said to herself: The time for her punishment will wine by and •by." They were poor now, and, in con junction with her household duties, Sarah Ann took in sewing and gave Music lessons.' ;- Edith, submitted to ba,• supported ; she said -it was "her right, as Sarah ,Ann had enjoyed twelve years more' of her - father's Money thair she had. • ,r The father'sAteattli failed, but his youngest:daughter .neVer forsook her . plea4ures to 'spend one hour in his sick room, and never dimmed the iitistre of ,her- eyes by_ one night's pwatching. Slowly the light went .out, 'and early one morning she was called by - Jack, ()Town wonderfully tender in time .of .death, to her father'S bed sido- The poor old man could not speak, but with feeble strength he laid`-the hand of,Edith - in that of her sister's, and gazed fondly* on his youngest arid deaxest . After his death : she went to her rootri and cried, with real sorrow than ever be fore In her life ; then went to her dressmaker and ordere,d' a black dress. • CMil After the funeral, at which Edith refused to ride in the carriage with JaCk's wife, the mourneri returned to the silent house, and sat down in tliedarkened. room from which their father's body had, just been. carried. " Did 'he leavei•no will about the house . and • home ?"• said Edith, . .. . . . eagerly,. , , . No," . said Mary Ann, " princi pally because it was not his. ""'lt is my, own ; - by hard toil and induStry I_bought_tl!e'mortf.mges and :all there is iwthe house. You have no home here." " Don't say that, Sarah Ann, for Heaven's-sake ! You won't turn that child out of doors said the brother. " Take her yourself, then." .-i•'..Jack looked 4i, the stout, red-faced .woman beside him' and - saw a decid e d negative iii her voice. " YOu* know I can't. Our house is. " Bush spoke Edith; imperious ly ; ': leksh ! for pity's sake. I 'don't Want your miserable shelter and vul gar company and I. won't stay here on any account. I shall, go away from my home, wrested 'from me by unfair means •; I—". She could sPeak .no further,, and - rushed from the room up to her own little chamber where, by an, open Window, she cooled tier heated face and planned foritlie future. It grew dark, and. she-Went down to - . supper. " After all," she said to herself, on the stairs, - -• "Ann may not mean en sile. says.", I • • - The:, pantry doors werenli locked, I • and ..her sister sat be - the kitchen . - window, reading the Bible. . • " Where is the supper, Ann " I have eaten mine,'_' said the . wi• man, composedly. " see no reason why. I shoirld provide for you. You, are twenty years old, and - you ought to and. shall look out for yourself." Edith _ looked at the familiar•roOm and her sister; then a strange feeling yf Inumbnesseame over her—a • feel ing as if it were a horrid dream. • - Ann went on 'reading. :.Tiie„bitter fend between' the two,• fostered by injudicious parents, had broken into open warfare; henceforth they were . strangers. _ • • • , The night was dark . and 'the wind blowing a•gale i • but the girl, unmind ful of the , cold,,ruslied, bare-beaded, from the house. She wenoo one of old • sehoolmates, but the girl's mother was very cobs and barely gave her•-sheiter. In the*morning. Edith started for Boston, with only money, enough to pay her passage. Ann sent her clothes and what few trinkets she possessed, and henceforth she was hoineless. *- • • In Boston she went through -the' -varied experiences of_ a poor • girl ;. but twitlf.:-Ilier was worse ; never laving applied herself Properly to any fixed occupation:, she could, not do it. A piece of work, begun ibeau tiolly,, was sent to the owner half or dreadfully botched up. Oewing failed on this account. * e Seeing a notice of her musical ac quaintance in a paperohe soeght his -addree . gaii•s. asked hint to. greet .the favor he once bad asked of hen He' refused. her coldly. ,' • Then . she sank loWer and lower and took opium to give • her 'peace from- the restless hunger of mind and body. - - Yet in all this time she made no honest effort to retrieve hie. for tunes, and it never entered hit bead that she was herself to blame or her troubles. She lived in a *miserable tenement, and *pawned : her clothes, day by day. ,Her racevus haggard and her hair taegled and matted.. . One afternoon she found a' purse containing a sum . of money. k_saw a - poorlyeiressed woman . .d-rqi the treastire, but with Edith's lost youth she had. parted with honesty. She hugged it to libr breast sad hurried on to her miserable attic. •While she lay on her wretched bedsteadi wrap ping tha tbini old quilt about bore 1 c 1 TOWANDA, BRADFORD TRUBSDA MO fING, 1,011 .:31, 1881. and shivering with , the bitter cold of a winter's night, the, moon came.up and- threw a gleam of light oni her fiee. It made her think of the time sh - e had laid •in her little bed at - hOme, and there watched it coming out from behind dark clouds, and 'lighting up the heavens with a glorious silver light. She had now sufficient money to carrylier home. Why not go there, and claim a share in the house she still believed to be hers by right ? In the morning she put her plan into execution--; bought a' decent shawl and bonnet, and went to the quiet little village where she was born. Once in the town, a strange - feeling of dread came over her. What would she do if Ann refused her shelter t It was late in the afteriioon and the snow was falling gently: - She stopped hesititingly for a moment on the broad piazza before her former home, and looked in the window. The,"-room bad been refurnished in crimson, the Carpet new, and a pretty paper on the walls.- Tile table was set for supper, with all the pretty china, so sacred to the dead mother. On one side of - the bright fire which threw cheerful little gleams on the wall and carpet, even to the lsnow outside, sat Ann, looking very, neat in a gray dress with blue'. ribbone, rather juvenile, yet not unbecoming. On the other side was Lawyer Blies, a _short, fat man, very woodenyOn appearance and apoplectic 'ill com plexion. He was a widower, and Ithd been looking lor a partner for the past five years, Edith smiled bitter ly. He had been one of her admirers, and the laughing stock of her girl friends. She gently opened the out side door, and with noiseless step entered the *arm, cheerful room. " Ann," she said, wAlt a - strong impulse to throw herself on her knees, "Ann, dear sister, let me come home—let me once." The elder woman rose with a scornful face. " Hew dare. yOu _ come here atter what has passed and your wild' life in Boston ? HoW, dare you speak to a virtuous woman{? Yon Shall never come here. Never ! The house is mine and everything In it. If you doubt it, ask Mr. Bliss ; is a law yer, and he can tell you." ' • " Why should I get nothing from my father?" cried Edith,ber eyes now wild with excitement, her voice thrill ing with passion. I was his daugh ter, your sister. :Why have you the home, my father's- own house, and I an outcast ?"1* • Ann turned to the man, who had remained speechteSs. " Answer her," :1 said she, impera tively. "Am I right or Lot ?" • A silence fell on the groUp, while the tire threw cheerful red gleams on the dark faces of the 'sisters and the perplexed one of the little man. " Am I, right ?" repeated Ann. " Yes ; , that is—well—but,. per haps," he stammered. "Answer me boldly; you know the truth—yes or no?" • " Yes," he id, feebly casting a piteous glance, at the pbor. trembling figurebefore him ; at the ' slender, clenched hands and haggard face., Without a word the maddened girl rushed from the room. The air was thick With snow, and a chill, cutting wind blew fiercely round the street corners. She passed tte happy homes of her old 'schoolmates, and - taking a narrow road through drifts of snow, reiv...hed the house of her brother ; but there was no light in the window, and the door was locked. The fami ly had gone away. Out in the world alone the desolate creature stood, homeless and friemk= less--only two years ago . .a happy, careless girl. As she stood on the doorstep of the deserted house, she thought of a stable boy who usel tO take-,care of her horse in her hood. He had worshipped her, and stye repaid his affection , with the gra, ciousness of a young princess. His home was only a mile or so out of town, and through thick woods, it was true,atill she would die if she ' had no shelter. In her lite heretofore the idea of death had never occurred ,to-ber,_and now the thought was hor rible. Through drifted snow she fought her way, dizzy and numb, and when she had reached the woods she was well nigh. exhausted. The road here was deep, and she stumbled and felt often. The snow had ceased to fall, and the sky was clearing rapidly. Ever arii anon the moon shone out through a rift in the clouds, and looked with pitiless glance at tbe helpless being •below. No wonder the moon is cruel ; she sees so many -scenes of horror and desolation, crime and misery, that it is a familiar story: The' trees loaded With snow move uneasily in the dying wind. The evergreens condense shadows on the white earth 'and rustle their heavy boughs. The, dense woods are full of eyrie figures and hideous form, while over all is!that dead, frightful silence of a winter's night. No hum of cricket ,or cheerful pipe of _frog, or drowsy note of dreiming bird. Over the snow goes the silent figure, cast-. ing a fearful glance behind where her, shadow, lengthened into immense size, stretches over the glistening* snow. She remembers' a sleigh ride she went, on this very road; it was brighter than this, and how the bells rang.; she can bear them now. Before she is aware she is lying stiff and numb beside a low cedar tree. Its odor arouses her, and she tries to rise, but feels a-sharp pain in all her limbs. After this' she makes no effort, but lies still and quiet. With terrible earnestness her wasted lite flashes across her mind. She sees herself from her childhood—loved, ' petted and indulged, her every wish gratified—and then sees, in sharp contrast, her own ingratitude and selfishness, her wicked temper and idleness. Then her mind-dwells on 'bright memories, when she was an innocent child ; she can almost see her mother's face. Something cold touches her cheek,aud a pair of shiv ering dark eyes•regard her curiously. The fox then skulks slowly away. She is happy to feel fear, and is glad that something alive is in the grim old woods. ' • In these few moments how sincere. ly ahv repent* of her wasted We i omit . l• , . - •!. - • " • ME II Mil - . • ; ', 5) 1 : 14 •4f4A f fit 4 aftft 4 . - I I I • • MI nactainass or . DENIMMTION FROX-M I:IWMM soinetri-new to bei, obit breathes yap 20GOd ; forgive me !" Just', then, she_ hem Sleigh bilks, - ad a belated traveler, now' flounders . through the tioriv," the, liaise; snug = gling valiantly. Row plainly 41te , sees thentite man's 'fur cap, his ponderous Scarf ind his white beard; she, smiles ,at the resemblance to Santa Claus! As they pass" tier the intelligent aninud shierand reface his `delicate earl, annffibg the air unetist ip The man casts a timorous glance behind, and applies his whit), little heeding the significance of the horse's movement. Edith knows they are gone; but her voice is „frozen.- She can make no-sound, when they were so near, almost within arm's length She cannot move a muscle, but *his -pens again, "O. God, forgive me," loud enough . for Jlesven to hear. - Her eyes close and the tired soul drifts away into the unknown land I The moon , is full now, and rides over an - unclouded, starlit heaven, throw ing a silvery glen& on' thO White, dead face. For the. wasted life is ended. • •We watched a dog for - t wo' hours and a half the other day. That is, the first two were hours, and tie half belonged to another fellow. The dog was troubled with "phlebotomy. The flea had gotten on the bottom end cr his - tail, awl. was staying there for all he%was worth. It was a big ilea, and it was scarce ly possible to tell where the dog-left off, and where the flea began. `The dog tried to bite him off, but th ) he, wasn't long enough i ',the reach. The tail was about as (Mg as the dog, but didn't wag at way. . The dog looked at us . solicitonely, with's sort of book agent expression l but we wanted to sE4 the result, and didn't interfere. Finally an ides struck the canine, .and he started down the Street, He evidently intended to `atake trip arpund' the; block and see if could beat his tail. When he a r rived at the starting point again he was just a length of the the dog in advance. This seemed to puzzle him, and he took a new track.. He went \ around the lockagain—this time backward. Whe be got back to us the -tail was still ahead. \ It may seem :'queer , to speak of ri tail as being ahead, brit it is a fact.' \ -- • • The flea began to :dine, and the dog looked as \if he would like to, too, and would , swear off on beef- steak, if be could only bait his hook with that flea. Another idea ,hit the dog. He winked at us and walked slowly down to the railroad track. Ho lay his tail on the 'track and waited for a car to come along. He was evi -dently excited,. for he missed his deal; and ;placed his bodyr.between the tracks. The car came along. The dog Made believe he was asleep, and winked' again at another dog who had come up to see the'fun. - Just as one of the horses triid)on the dog and sent him to the happy land of canine, the lien laughed, roll ed of the - track,. and moved his boarding-house Co the new dog e k Af fidavits on application. An ingenious contemporary gives the following summary of the differ ant modes of walking adopted by those who go to and fro upon the earth : , Observing persons move slowly, their head's move alternately:frotik, side to side while they occasionally: stop and tub around. ' Careful persons lift their feet high and. place them down slowly ; pick up some little obstruction mid, place it down quickly by the side of the Calculating persons generally walk with. their hands in their pockets and their beads slightly inclined. Modest persons generally step softly for fear of being observed. Timid persons often step off the sidewalk ,on meeting pother, "and always go around a stone instead of stepping over it. Wide-awake persons " toe-out," and have a long swing to their arms, While their hands move about miscel laneously. Carelesis persons arc forever stub bing their toes. Lazy persons scrape about loosely with their heels, and attfirst on one side of the sidewalk and then on the other. ; • Very, strong minded persons place their toes directly in front of them; and have a kind of stamp movement. Unstable persons walk last and slow by turns:=—' One idea persons toe in. • Cross persons are apt to knock theft. knees together. Good-natured persons sip their finger and 'thumb together every few steps. IMPORTED AND HOME. INDosTpEs. —The St. James Gaiette says.: " Many of- ihei_ne* industries have within the past' ten years, been im ported from England into the United States; others are 'of indigenous growth', The utilization of old shoes is a profitable business. It has been discovered that three principal uses are made of them : first, those not entirely worn put are patched up and sold others are . cut in bits, authe best pieces used - for patching pur-• poses • while the remainder is con verted into Jamaica rum. The shoes are boiled in, pure spirits, and are allowed to • stand' . for a few weeks, the result being a superior quality of Jamaica runi,,which is said to be in great demand by, druggists who want a good article. A still, more ingeni ous business, it is stated,' is carried on at lioston. A flint in that : city manufaCtures honey and the honey comb. I The comb is moulded out of paraffin wax in good imitation of the work of the bees. The cells are then filled With -simple glucose, which-is. . the sweet principle of corn; And the compound is exported to the 6 mother couptry ' as . .be best clover honey, althtugh itlW s never heard of 'by s . bee." EMS The WiCked Flea. Modes of Walking, I.L. Ms h. :~ TI t i , r'.' , :- . i r , ''.-,'A;.,,t EEO MIL MEE I= ME Mileilof , Dead Coale' Seen r!orn irCat."‘Windo* , •FYI A-I u Animas, C 01.,; litte;-nr re. . cent date saya: ThnreSon of country fr,out Dodge Las Animas crossed by the Atchison,. Topeka and Sante FeMailrosid,n distance 0f.175 Miles; IS' a great cattle graveyard. The road runs along tie , north bank of the Arkansas from Dodge tie Gra nada, the first statioti hi Colorado, where it crosses:-to the' north - side. It is in sight 'of the river nearly all' the time, and-. from the cat windows min be seen thousands! of dead.cattle. Many are lying close to' thetrack, but back as far 'as the eye can reach the plains and ; elevations are strewn with carcasses; thus belying the stories told by not a few: that the only cattle that have;. died are those which have been killed by the eara. To be Sure 'Many have gone that way; bUt only a small ' proportioti'of • the whole ' As I have - heretofore ex- plained, the cattle belonging on the thenorthern ranges • have drifted in upen the Arkaksas, where they have been Stopped by'thousands and per.' ished from the combined effects of cold, hunger and thiist.', Thousands were in sight as we . pasaed, and, as many of the herds were close to the track, [was enabled to Ke their con dition, They were scattered about, trying to piek up a little nouishment .from the ground. which is now bare in places, but with indifferent sticcess. Some are in ' better condition than others, but a great majority of those, encountered along the route are nosh = ing but living skeletons that' sway anti stagger with weakness when they walk. Their ribs; stick out• like bar rel hoops; and some of the dead ones that have been skinned show scarcely meat enough to make a plate of soup from The men who are empki,ying their, time traveling about gathering up the hides would save money driving the living cattle into the vats and picking out the *melt afterward, Tr CI be pei and it is *to be 75 per cent. Fully 30 per cent. ave died already and when the eel fly " comes to worry what are le the death list will be increased eno ously. there are dead cattle for the en tirkiistance between Dodge City and Las Animas, but for miles together they literally cover the - praries and line the banks of the Arkansas, which here oozes sluggishly along under a rotten blanket of ice through an un sightly gap in the naked face of nature. The banks - are seldom more than three feet high, and from the Kansas line east it has never been knotrn to - overflow, while in the late summer its bed is dry as-the Sahara. A more dreary spectacle cannot be imagined than a trip across the country affords the tourist at this season of the year. It is a scene of death and desolation.. It is bad enough in summer, but infinitely worse in winter. There. are more dead animals in sight within a few miles on either side of .Lakin, a eta tit:on-midway between Dodge City and Las Animas, than any other spot, and inquiry at that point developed the fact that at least forty-five thou sand - cattle had been crowded in around the,town during the preva lence of the storm two weeks ago. ' A few thousands had been 'dives across on the ice, which was:' then quite strong, and hurried the sand hilia to more hospitable pastures on the Cimaron and itetributaries; :but the larger iier cent. lingered on the north side, and their guant frames ornament, the landscape for miles Forepaugh's- Prize Beauty.( • 'The news that Forepaugh had dhot sen from among several thousand photographs of beautiful Americni women that of Miss Annie Pauline Scott, of Monongahela 'City, Pa., as being the nearest approach to ideal perfection in' form and feature, bas seined a buzz of excitement. The offer of Mr. Forepiugh, it will -be remembered, was $lO,OOO torthe most beautiful woman in Amertea, and it was his design that she shOuld reign as queen of beautf in his trav eling circus. A description is not amiss. (Miss Scott pomesses .a form till and shapely. It is not the, airy, fleecy, filmy, ethereal nothing that Olive Logan : ascribes to Sara Bern bardt, but a realistic, tangible form. Her shoulders are rounded; her bosom is, full, and ,uqdulating, and , her waist symtnet, filling her bodice nicely, and seeming' superla tively 'fiuggable. Were Hiram Pow rers again selecting his triodel ,for` the American masterpiece of 'art, " The Greek Slitie," he 'could travel. all over the territory and find no better ford than Miss Scotts. In carriage she is at once easy and graceful. Her face in some respects'reminds one of the late Adelaide Neilson; it is fhir as- the Ithei, and the cheeks are tinged with a ( delicate pearly 'pink. Her features are -.strikingly_ regular and classical, and of the Greciaw, type, save, perhaps, the nose,(wkich curves sligistlyfrom the aquiline and - verges. (~ u pon .is '•tennwl the American feminine nose. ',Her lips are full and expressive, of is bright vermillion tinge and when severed by _I , a ma:. reveal a ikiuble row.cif that are .typical in.,tbetr regularity, and' dazieling whiteneas. Her eyes are large. and , full o f a dark brown buler. With varying emotions-then =I MEE =MEI • 1 • - - iii,...•4i-'l_ i _..... .• .„•.• • . -: . '...- I 1 i - r ' : ,1., ,i •• 4 L" .'. .., e;, ,, i:i 1:. • I . .. _ . „, 4.1::-.4. • • , ..e . : . '. ••• ~ . , .. ~f, ~.... . ~. • . ~ • . Eli= change their hues as often as summer clouds, too, if kir no other reason than they are so soft and' shadowy. Her are most. delicately curved, and her long, sweeping, eye lashes add -intensity and at tidies a half-melancholy languor to , the orbs over which they keep sentinel. Her hair, Which is long, wavy awl shun dant,.is of a glossy 'black,. and pos sesses that silky texture which is of such pleasant contrast to the usual deild ebony we often meet. One can not loiik st such hair, and see the 'goldeti sunshine rippling through it, like lftries .playing at "bo-peep," without recalling by. a eing.luar asso elation of ideas, Lizzie Hexan, the child of Dicken s fancy. Altogether, Miss Scott is an ideal picture of fair femininity, gifted with' glowing charms, and robust. An artist for one of the eastern illustrated-papers visited that place a day or two ago, and made a sketch of the young beauty fromlife. Miss Scott is the nie4 of John Ryan, - a coal 'miner; and' they abide in a .rather ted house. A boi tol inf flue, Ist' be) 7.1- upv, , in e Eastern States, $113,163,1 83, per capita,.s62.lB ; in the Middle States, $377,468,232, per capita, $76.52; in the Southern States, $59,964,171, per per capita, $55.86 ; in the Western States, $118,751,327, per "capita, $32.28. The rates of interest range from 3.t0 12 per cent. per annum. The highest rates of interest prevail in the W stern and Southern States. Nol New England State, and only one of the Middle States; Penn sylvania, pays a higher rate than 7 per cent. The only Western State whose cif l eS find towns do not pay as high a rate as 10 per cent. is Ohio. Virginia flity, Nevada, pays 12 per cent on its bonded indebtedness. • I - ft ,tw Nt 1 -i TilE Western' papers are Much pleased at the prospect of a cheaper and, more direct outlet for their grain than by way of Chicago and New fork. • The recent trips of a tow boat from St. Louis to New Orleans is noted, in which 700 car-loads of grain were .taken in. barges to the latter city to _be shipped to foreign markets. The round] trip. ou the 4111s sisEiippi was made in tweuty days; the expense was . $4OOO, and the net profits are not far from $20,000. This achievenierit causes ,much solicitude in Chicago and New York, and the danger4o the grain market of these cities so far from being threatening has come to be very ,real. A cheap and more direct !water route to New Orleans also means a cheaper and quicker route to Liverpool and other foreign markets. h also means bet ter prices to , the W‘stern grain pro ducers and it needs but this to secure permanenay to the grain trade of St. Louis and New Orleans. A diversion' of a considerable pi4tion of the grain trade in that direction will solve .the problem of clipap freight rates on , trunk lines, and may give us cheaper bread. l Thin far magnificent crops have benefitted. only the carriers However bonntifolly the earth yields of her store, 50,000,000 bushels of grain has no more elfeist on the price of flour in the East than 20,000,000 bushels has. SPARROWS ON A SPREE. - The Kingston (N.. Y.), Freeman tells a curious story 'of an ornithological jamboree which took 'due there a day or two ago. A local entomolo gist having on his hands several bat tles of insects preserved in spirits for which he . had no further use emptied them upon , the ash-heap in his baCk yard. No sooner had he emptied the bugs than the sparrows litall over the heap in a perfect cloud, swallowed the bugs, and in about ten minutekirere ,drunk—rdrunk as men get--=and.' cut up the name idiotic caper". They fought in free fights of half a dozen, a dozen and in fifties an suddenly half of one party would break of nom their fight and dash into some of the other fracases:. Al- Most all the nests were pulled down arid the whole colony was in a state of anarchy and the direst confusion. The whole drunk was over in half an hour, but that short time, served to allow the cats to slaughter over fifty of the sparrows, whose combative qualities and forgetfulness. had breuglit,them too near the g . round.. Not a sparrow has been seen in that neighborhood, since. L DALLAS WILDER, a sawyer 'in. VII> la, Wisconsin, on the 22nd instant, had his hsad,on the feed lever of a buzz saw when his attention Was at tracted\ to another part of the mill by a man calling his name. As be turned bit; bead to see what was *anted the saw cut the thumb of his hand off. The unfortunate man then must have fallen toward the saw, for, to the horror of the others in the milt; his left arm was instiint lytaken off at the shbulder, and his' head Severed from - his- body. The deadly .saw continued its horrible work,, cutting the rightirm off aid cutting the body in thousands of pieces, producing instant deaib. This was all the work of a second. The horror stricken men in. the mill did not have time to reach, him; be: fore the horrible work was &mom- . plished. Wilder's remains, were scat tered over.the prekises in the shape 'of hninan ZaWdust Iris the OVAhid stove tbi►t gives out the 'Best hest *OA it is geste•fulli , • $l.OO per Annum In Advandi. The Borrowed Baby. "Please ma'ma, I've come to bor row the baby ? " • The 'speaker was -a rosy cheeked girl who lived with the family across the way. It was a regular nuisance, this lending the baby all the time. She did not seem to belong to - us at all, any more: L suppose we were all a little' jealous, because she really'did love these new people'so much, and they took so:, - much, pains little cunning ;a; and I must idicious, never to make her ke cold. SO, I rolled little her good-by, part as a bon N .tome to dinner. gone again be could be. get a baby of •aya be borrow _ :ossly. "They could _go over to_ the asylum. and . - take their pick of babies." - " But not like ours, John," I said quickly. " Well, no, of course not; but I 'don't propose to have strangetvi going halves with our baby. 13esides won't have them teaching tigit child any. more nonsense of the. religious sort, and they may as well•know it; when they bring her back this time you may as well settle it up once for all!" I forgot to say John and I were both free thinkers, and did not go to ;church or subscribe-to any of the re ligious beliefs to which we had been educated. We had. both graduated in a brilliant intellectual school; utterly devoid of the foolish super - stitions of any religious faith, and• we intended tolbi ing up our children in the same'severely moral atmosphere: It did not once occur to us that ours was * the strength of youth and pre sumpLion, or that ourignorance could pUll down in a day what knowledge ' had been a thousand years building. We felt we were sufficient to our selves and our child. . The baby came home. She was nearly three mrs - old, but, after all, only a baby, and4.l. I to'okiherfrom the girl I said : , "We won't be Able , to lend the baby any more, Mary, her papa and I both think it isn't a good• plan, and we can not possibly do Without her; the house is too lonely. TOI your mis tress so, with my compliments." " I'm sorry, ma'am," wed the . girl, "because we all loves little Dudu so much, and she's real sweet. She can sing 'Jesus Loves Me' all through, and not miss a word." "Superstition !" I exclaimed angri ly. " Tell your mistress for me that 1 do not wish my child to learn those senseless hynins. .I do not believe in them, nor do I intend that she shall." " be-l-ie-ve them 1" gasPed the girl. " Why, you ain't a heath en, be you ?" t ' I dismissed- her curtly, and when John came home told him the tiles ; sage I had sent. "That. is right, little woman ! I guess we know enough to take. care of this little blossom. Heyove Wil lie Wiukie, don't we.?" Somehow just then an old forgot ten text flashed into my mind, "My. grace is sufficient for thee," and •it ran up and .down the garret of my thought all that evening. When I pat Dudu to bed I -noticed that her hands were hot, and her eyes seemed heavy. There was lots of diphtheria in the place, but she had ,not been exposed to it in any possible manner, our neighbors .Iwho borrowed the baby being as afraid of it as we were, for that, was why no baby was in their home. • Oh, that dreadful' time! I cannot recall it now—the days-lhardly more than a day—of anguish ; the awful suffering and the end, the parched lips and the fever-bright eyes—the awful realism of death, and not one hopeone word Of- cOmfort, only the cruel, dreary, unlighted grave that yawned for our darling! Jiiit at the last' there was a mo ment's peace. It was not on us"that her last, look,fell. We turned toliee who or what she saw; and there stood our neighbor over Itbe way, whom she at least, sweet darling, had loVed as herself, and "then she lifted the weary little hands, and a glad look recognition was in the wan face,,arlii we all heard - the words as they feltl4 - awful distinctness from the • baby "Deals kmes me-411s I know. • Yes, they sang it at her funeral, for we buried her- with no peathen rites, and some good man prefaced a few consoling words with the text, "My grsce -is sufficient for thee;' , but, oh ! the tender melody of the child voices that sang above her : . " Jena loves me this•ll know rot: the Bible tells me so, . Little ones to him belong We are weak, but He ts strong And .when.it was allover, and only, the memory remained of so much beauty and sweetness, and our hearts were going back to the dust and ashes of unbelief, our good neighbor came like an. evangelist, and.giving as of her own brave strength, gained at the foot of the cross, said, wisely : "Be content. Gliad has only bor rowed the baby l"—M. Quad. A Cumous SPRING.-In Licoln county,. Nevada, there is a spring of ice-cold watt*" that bubbles.up over a rock arid disappears on the other . side, and no one has .been able to find where the water' goes. At an- other 'idiot in the same county a large spring,abstit twenty feet Square, that, is apparently only some eigh teen inches deep, with a sandy bot tom.: The Sand can be plainly seen but on looking 'closer it is perceivej that this sand is in a perpetual' state of unrest, _ and no bottom has ever been found. It is said that a team titer, on yeaphing this spring one day, deceived by Its apparent shallowness, concluded tesoak one of-his wagon ; wheels, to cure the looseness of Its . tire. Retook it off and rolled it into the, as he thought; Shallow water, He never laid hie eyes oa that wagon *heel again, • • ' - MI , • . I 1 0t "..- NIRCBER 44 TWO LOVERS! tobrisattnika iwitagiafteisogiool6ll4olo. XLelOl4 She 41Mi may Mtn- MA keit the maim Umbels "is, „ ~,o*./141eit gal l• 0 liege, bietvitakil Two wedded Theo tie portal stopS ; The bilis isabe . I- The sir woo WS so !owatogWtago, Witte potaio aitiho pathway woript, ' 0 poliwoiwl toWo : 0 fonder %Ida! Two faises o'er a cmdlabeat; Two bands above obi bead were biked ; Thew pressed esib other utile they rooted ; These watched a Ilfe that brain* end, 0 edema boy 1 ' 0 bidden pow& j,, . Two pinatathir erode% Tee The ' feti *hell *es; On beide that roe; by shyer 4egteee Like buds goo the illy spini. • • kg-O patient We • 0 tender Write The tiro still sat together there The red light shone about their ksees, • But &Übe heads by slow degrees Hal gone sudjet the Wooly talr. -- 0 voyage fast 04anithed test • • The red light shone about the door And roadeebe aace -between thew uttle They drew. their ehaln up s4e by Ade. Their pale cheeks joined, and laid onee more •O memories 0 pale Mit is ," FLASHES OF FASHION. PLAIDS are OM in fashion. SPANISHIace has lost DODO of its popu larity. j • • : . SATIN eurah if to be the favorite silk of the season: , • ' Lacs mite will be as popular as they were last year. • _ FLowzo and feathers are nainglcd in bonnet - trimmings. ALL neck arrangements of lace and muslin are ashionable.-- NEW spring straw bonnets are shown in color!" to match costumes. Lsrnr.s who used to wear live and = a half kid gloves now ask for sizes. , LIRLY-THIMAD gloves will. supersede kid with the approach,of warm weather. Stemma lace, Waded with teal gold, is among the newest gilt-edged fancies. DEEP CUIrS of lace or of linen 'trimmed with lace are again worn outside of tight sleeves*. - Flounien Swiss musline aisd embroider ed French organdies will be much worn this summer. CHEVOIT ulstera take the:form'of loose Mother Hubbard cloaks, with large square elbow kilieves. NEw Lisle-thread and silk gloves have 'lung, loose, buttonless wrists reaching , half way to the elbow. • THE high Bleated fraises about theneck 'and shoulders of summer 'mantles give them a very.dressylook." . • • licouiscrr sleeves, puffed and at the shoulders, are to be -worn. They are becoming to slight figures, but stout women should avoid them. NEW linen collars are straight bands - like those worn by clergymen, but are made to lap in front, finished with a curve and fastened by a gold button. BPAMBII lace in, the _best varieties in silk, band run, will be a favorite lace in white as well as black: Coquettish tiding and mantles are shown which are to be knotted over the corsage and caught by a bunch of crimson roses. • Tan newest Imbue are no longer simply folded neckerchiefs, but are very elabo rate, having a box pleated ruff, with rev ers down the front. The revers are notch ed in. Directuire style and edged with two gathered rows of lace. Tan latest novelty in wraps is a cloak shaped like a domino, with the fullness shirred in at the neck to for& a yoke. This cloak is made of brocaded satin or velvet lined with plush ur quilted satiu, r has elbow sleeves, clings around the skirts near the bottom of the dress, bags - around the waist. makes an ugly bulge in the back and is trimmed with • radii - bands of heavy, long pile fur, generally ; black fox, ' black ha ir, beaver, lynx, or monkey. This cloak Is much admired, its beauty, like, that of the Scotchman's terrier, being on account of 12 ugliness. TothErres adapted from the. types of the sixteenth century are greatly admir ed. It is to the severity of shape and (a eon of these that we owe the elaborate materials, so fisbionable, which. they are constituted to show to so great advan tage ; and certainly nothing can be more - elegant than the bodies and trains of rich velvets or brocades opening over satin on damask tabliers. Old lace is displayed to '-the greatest advantage in the ornamenta tion of such dresses,.something being put, on quite plainly down each aide of the ; tablier front, turning back 'on and edging the train. ALL the new satins are soft and sui plei, —nothing like , the old and brilliant Lyons - satin of our grandmothers, which held it-. self straight and lasted an interminable time. - The satins now made at Lyons are called" Duchease. Mervilleaux and Su- rah, and will be extensively worn during the spring and early summer • they... Jul, light in texture, drape well and sombine • satisfactorily with cashmere and other , flue woolen materials.: Black--Spanish lace is extensively used for trimming : 4 taese satins, and dresses made entirely of Spanish lace and mounted on colored and black satin 'are likely to be popular as the year-advances. Fun, Fact and. Facetim. Wit sv's the difference, tell trol, Twist a cyclone aid a mule" : • ,And the maiden weaned sne murmured • . . " such csainadrunis were toil cruel." This," said be, ”ls the solution: • Quite carnet, detr; yon will And , ••1 . .. One drives everythlt.; before It; . One hearty, at all behind 1t.•% . • EdisonAocik out his three hundred and first patent a few daysligo:_ _ - IT is'semarkable how physicians love inusic:3pne hardly ever comes without. briogifig,a violin. 14i 4- r 1 c Mail : The only remedy for lady.orgiott stature is to get spliced as soon aw-poss4lle. • A oawrutmartobjeeted the other, even ing toplaying cards with s lady, because, he-r,said, she had such s winning way about-her. i • - "Is woman's highest sphere of duty at the cradle or at the ballot-boa?" Frank Dundore sap it dependis upon, which she can fill the better. - " I's afraid that bed 'stet long enough - - for- yon," said a landlord to a sevren-foot guest. "Never mind," he replied,"l'll add two more feet to it when I get in." TOU3O lady wtio didn't admire the custom in. vogue among her sisters of writing a letter, and then cross-writing it to illegibility, aid she would' prefer her - epistle "without-an overakirt.". A iti:w years 10100, st the celebration of our National Anniversary, a poor peddler who was preseni, bei called upon for a toast, offered the f : "Here's health tO poverty ; it sticks to man when' all his feieuds forsake him." . A PINCINIL&TI man found a roimh-look ing,individeal in his cellar. " Who are 'you?" be demanded. "The gas man come to takethe meter," was the reply. "Great heaven 1" cried the - householder. "1 hoped,you were only •if ...""Pike President wears a-V al: beard and mustache, and inclines to baldness ; Sec retaries Blaine and Hunt are gray-haired; Mr. MaiNeagh parts his hair - in the mid-. die and has a handsome mustache ,• and Secret-1p? Lincolniuut a fine short beard slightly parted. - A wax will eat soggy biscuits twice a week without complaint when his girl in vites' him out totes; 'but when the girl becomes his wife, if there. is the faintest suspicion of saleratus ii them the neigh bors will think a ward mitmention is be's, tug held near by, by the racket be makes. • A- mow memory is *eery inceasenient thing. So a man found it who lately call ed on a friend, and in the course of the :c,onversation_ asked him how his good father was. "He is dead; did you not know it?” answered tbefriwed.• "Indeed! I am distressed, to bear it," said the Tiii- I tor, " I : -had no ides of it ;" and be pro. ceed to' express' his symiS A year afterbe called again and ally ask ed :.. Wow is yew wepd etr' The clever reply was, "lital dila" —Gorge RIM. ~.:-