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JOHN IIcGOVIRN, Esetutor. neerton, Mae rd, tAgUr' . • . ... , COODRICH'& HITCHCOCK.' Publishers. • - . 1 REGARDLESS 01 71 DENUNCIATIOX FROM ANY QUARTER. , ; 01.00 per Annum In! Advance. . _ . ~• • 1 ~. VOLUME XLI, ' , .I . • -- TOWANDA, BRADFORD COUNTY, PA:, THURSDAY MORNING, MARCH •24 0881. . . • , - 'NUMBER 43 . • c„ • , Each day when the glow of sunset Fade's In the western sky, 4 1; nd the wee ones, tired of playing, "Go tripping lightly by, 't I steal away froM my husband, Asleep In the easy chair, ' And watch from-the open doorway. Their faces fresh and fatri. TOWANDA, PA. lore," I answer him _"They!re all home long ago , " And I sing in my quivering trade, A song so sof t7"and low; Till the old man drops lb:slumber, With his heaknpon his hand ; • And I tell td myself the - manlier, At home In a better land. March 1, 1881 !tome, whero never a sorrow, hail dim their eyes with tears,. Where the smile of God is ou them. Thea gh all the summer years ; I k now, yet my arms are empty, .0 That fondly fettled seven, • lAnd the mother heart within me,: Is almost' starved for heaverl. A breath,'and the vision is lifted Away on the wings of And again wy two are together, All aloned - ri the night. They tell iits wind lint f slulfewith idle'tears / 14 -only kick with the childrort hep. 25,10 ii'"t,""Viligjimue to rest, t• My 1111 1 .h:in.' ealls from the curlier, Say, love, hap" the rtilliltrti comer' Asol I answer nith eyes uplifted, . " yes, dear, they are all at home." • RENJ.M.ByXK JOHN F. SANDF.I:•4qN Fel, 27, 'V Vt novll-75 _ SIR BUBERT'S WIFE. " Then you will give' me to hei Mrs. Trevor ??' "Moist Willingly, Sir Hubert," and Mrs. Trevor's handsome, patrician face flushed with a glow.of gratifica tion as she signified her consent to Sir HUbert Glyndon•s prayer for her daughter's hand; "believe me, there is no one' I - would more willingly trust with Lilian's happiness." A deep breath of relief escaped SiV Hubert, but his Dice 'darkened and clouded over little as: he- spoke again :" It shall he the (Meet of :My life to pfove idittyour trust is not unde served," lie said, " if Lilian accepts me." L. EL:411IIICE " If!" Mrs. Trevor broke in, with a slight accent of surprise. ." Why, do you doubt'it?" - • hardly dare hope," he answerech " She is so young—l am so much her senior—and I have' fancied some times that i is selfish in Erie to swish to bind ourlives together, that—" Jan. 4, 1875 •• " Ali ! why will you do yourself so much injustice?" said - Mrs. Trevor, interruption him once more; a' little petulantly,7for shecbuld mot under stand his scruples. • " She is but a child, certainly, with a child's. heart —my little Lilian l- You need have no fear, Sir Robert:, She ,loves . you now..- hen you -are her husband, shwill love you better."' • . - i . _ \ o spoke Mrs. Trevor, 'Lilian's in her, and Ole believed that she . c l . spcike ior her daughter's good. True, there had been c a foolish ro mance connected - wiTii - the summer just past. A strolling artist had been struck by . the sweet flower-face; and had asked permission to transfer it to his canvas. The foolish mother had consented. She deemed Lilian only a child. . • ' _ Through long, ; t shiny hOurs she and the artist liad, trolled together, or she had sat. pati nt while 'he had i painted the young, ovely face, until one dak.--or rather just in that won.: derful time when day' was not yet endedc'arid evening bas begun thing -1 ling Its shadows with -the fleeting 1 sunbeams—little 'Lilian _listened with alast beating heart to a story new I and strange. ' ~ - This artist loved her.; and wished her - for his wife. She heard With the timidity of the . timid fawn his pas-. sionate expressions of endearment. They frightened.even while they filled her with tumultuous joy. . " I will teach you to love me, little one," he said. " Come, will you not go with me to your mother, that I may ask her to give-you to me ?" . • . And shyly; with n,erimscin blush, she had placed her 'little, fluttering hand -in his, .and :let him lead her whither he Would. ' She had barfly had time to realize her joy before . it had -ended ;' -for ,her mother bad lis tened with frowning .. amaze. The artist was poor. Ile had botlis.art and his ambitic"What were both to Lilian's dower?' - .' . "Take gourng,e, darling, and be . true to_ me," he ' whispered, in his shortleave-taking.. - " . 1.. 'go to make ' the fortune I ..have hitherto despised, but which now I 'covet foryoui sweet sake. With-it-Ireturn-to claim you. Let the find you, little Lilinn." . . at io ual Physl ence, on N 23,000 66,000 Artrions '.,-;• 1 l':. ':. 4 1'.;; ;‘..,, . !Ps!' ARE THE CHILDREN HOME? Alarm lu the dear old'houtealead, Thal can was full of life; • triaging with girlish laughter: : Echoing boyi;hidrlfe, , We two aro waiting together, And oft, as the shallows come, With tremulouslplce be calls me, . is night : Are the children homey, inotuklinees in the dusk of evening; I only ,lint my eye's, Ala' tine children arc all about i" A 'ilston [rim the skier.; , . The babes, whose ding;led lingers Loci 'the - way to tay breast, • •#' Aud the b,:autifai ones, the ahgel., Passed to the owl-Id-et the bl,qt.t It) life dear awl peaceful yearg ' e And still:is tl summer sunset Fathas:3W3y In tie west, • Aud the wre ones, tire(' of playing, 1T NEVER PAYS. It w a ver pays to fret antigro'w_l WlteiLL;rtune seems our The better bred sltt look ahead And strike the I,l4ver blew. ITour flick Is work And those who sh4uhl not latuent their Rut wield the play = , And clear the way,'. Chet tei men bare room ": t never pay4to.stieelcialaii 141 th ' In drudging after gain, h Sold who thinks that gold Is cheaper 'bought with rain. A allounnie A cozy cut, • _Have tempted 'even kings, • For 'Mallon high, .That He3lth.nill buy, Not often !..ntentinent hrintr. It 'never pays ! A blunt refrain Well worthy of a sour. Fur age and youth must, Mare the truth 'That nothing pays that's Rrong: The gucia and inn, • Aloe are Flint To'briug - prulougedsueetiss, ' . What:WE:3: lb ilght In heaven's sight. • is always sure to ble,s.. b. ~,.........,... . .. L -,„ „„ ~ And the child, amid her sobs, bad prtimised all he 'asked. -Yet now—now, When . the little green blades of grass Were springing up, to hide from.sight the bare :brown earth, Rl4 the birds•,singing to eaedl other their. love songs in- the trees, and the breath of aping liiralded the coming of another. summer, her moth er had come to her and slid : . - El • " I haii.e found • a lo«er .for You, Lilian. - . Ile is good soil rich; my child. See to it that you do not Mention to him last year's f011y .. ." - A - lovkr, mamma - ?" the girl had answered: "Oh s have you forgotten ?" have forgoiten all, as rust you. You _will Obey me, and later you will thank MT. L • The young face grew very, pale4. i " Is, it not honorable that he shobld know ?" Lilian had said, • • • " lie shall hear all ihatis ry frorti me." . " Ile will -not want me 4" . thought :the.girl, "when he know's : Oat I have nolove to give, him." • • 11 nd . t he , color crept black to her cheek at the relief the thetrglit brought—a relief short, lived; for that very evening Sir Hobert,- Glyl4ofi took iu his own; warm, strong her twolittle cold lrlids,,And, dr4w ing her to him, stoOpedand kissed ;her brow. She looked up into Ills race. It was not a hand Some faee.• was - pWa young full' score of Veais divided him from his criii sWeat-heart; • but it was a' good faee—a true and in it one could read the lo:e be bore her. , At the mute, questiouing;'-vitiful look in her dark eyes., a pang - bad shot into her honest beart, and it was he memory of this:look which leil him to her mother, who thtis.hadlin- swered him: • • " She has loved no one else ?" he IMO Trevor- smiled a tittle scorn fully at the qtestion. , " . .A..moment since, ,told you, she was 'hut a .child. it is' for you lo waken her sleeping heart." Her words and his own great love chased away the last doubt.: He' was very- tender dining the , slio°4 space of time that elapsed be fore the wedding: "Sometimes he would' appear\ a little- grieved that Lilian would shrink even fruit) his slightest cares, but he chided himself for it. , Perhaps who . she was his wife—his very,own--,-she would one dv.y steal to his side, and hold up her mouth ; of her own* ticking, for his kiss.• . . Then - he would- that his ong fast had cost hini—theil and not nail. then Their-weddin'g dawned clear and right, and no. ray of sunshine was •eileeted in the *bride's face: " I obey you, •mother," she said, when:they fastened the veil of tulle, with the, wreath ofi orange blossoms on ber head —" 'obey you,•mother, because' you havelanghtme that'to you I owe my first fluty, but I would rather you were dressing me for my collin ‘ than for mybridal l" The sad words 'struck withrlpro phetie knell on her mother's heart, but it was too late to draw back now. She-looked older than her 4ride lrooin 'as they itikal together 6t the altar. His joy had inkde him young her griefluaaged.liciA His 'patience had never tired', his tenderness never lessened, in the long weeks, he strove, in new scenes and amid new faces. totring a little look of - gl• ilness into her own. ; Sli never - murmured, never Om .plain d. That no longer shrank from him.• . That was something gained. Inceed, when 'they were quite alone. toget er,she seemed more cottented; more.restful than in her wanderings. " Next wee' . we will .go home, Lilian," he said to her, one day. . ••" Oh, I shall be so glad," 'she an : . - swered. "'I am so tired." ' 0 Tired, little' one . ? You have wanted to go before? Why have you not spoken ?"- - , ' ' • . "1 waited for your wish,"/ she re plied. . r ' Al " But my wish is yours. Will you not learn that lesson ?" - - . - " You are very giioct to, me," she answered, wistfully ; " too good. I do not deserve so niueli." .llddiew her id him and kissed her many times.• . . . _ "too good ?." he. echoed. " Oh, my little glue snowflake, it ever you can love Me for one; little hour; it would be worth a lifetime !",- . Always she Shrank from meeting strangers: ,Each fact she scaniieCt with•filmost painful intentness'; then the old look of utter, indifference would sweep.across her own. . ' But here in the home where her husband .had brought her . she would be subjected to - less of. this.. Its grand old beauty- couid;not .fail to delight her 'senses. Her ,oiva rooms w . ere• fitted up like the hower.Of some fairy. princess ; - servants.,lvaited upSn her every wish; all daYishe might stroll slope through' the shaded amines of superb old oaks, save when lir. hus band joined her. . 1 But day by day he - watched . the sweet face grow paler the slight figura.more frail: . One day be came to her with.an open letter in his hand; a happy light in his face. - ~; • " Harold ha written me, darling— the friend Whirl I have told you I love so 'well—he is . going to visit me. He will be here to-morrow." , •" Ilarold," r _she gasped, and her face grew_ ghastly. • . f He- threw his arm about her, fear-• lug she sioul I faint. " You ku V,- him"?". he asked, in surprise. '! - - " No, no," she tremblingly answer : ed. '"I was aint fora moment.- That , is a - 11.; I'am - glad for you. - I win be ready to receive your friend." 'Harold," she murmured tO;ber ,.., 1. self, when alone again. ! ~" Arn,l so weak that the simple utterance 'of the old name thus moves me? - As though there were 'not a thousand Harolds in this -great . world. Oh, heaven, - thou wilt grant my.prayer. Thou wilt never let me see his fate again." • The nest afternoon Lilian Was alone among the trees; when sudden ly she heard the sound of vOices. It was, her , husband speaking. ",You will think her beautiful, '1 e r~ ~. • • Harold: , She will te to 'you a sisteßr Or you , l will not be lealons." .. . • The next moment . a turn the path brought the.two' men in . view ; One instance—her -glance, rested on them both ; then she sprang to her feet pres..:sin both hands to her heart,* awaited their approach in silence, her. facii - eolorless as her - dress, her figure swaying' as the. liirbell . .on - its stem . . 4 E - I ; lareld, my wife !" said Sir Hil bert,- then looked from one to the other in amaze. - •The .young mandnale no motion to outstretch his hand. • He Vowed Lilian neverstirred nor spoke MEI '" ion have met ; before ?-" Sir Hu- Iprt went on. " We. have 140,..before;". 'Harold Courthe‘ ,I;dian still spoke no word. Once shemass'ed her hands across her eyes, as if blinded; thenturned and walked swiftly toward I.4ie house. -The - two men left alone, looked in each other's • p.yes:' • • •-• Wlhat (loci it all mean?", a:Aced 1. - ir lltthert, and Ills questym was both stern and ple.ading. " Ask your wire," , answered his 'frincl. " (1:11y bid one goodbye, And let me leave your roof."' " Wait nntil .to\niorro,w," replied the host "Lilian has foyer deei - fted me—she will - not (10 Ao now." _ .. . • -e . But just-then the summons . to dinner. Thel,3'oung mistress, pleading sudden indisposition,begged t 6 be excused. - The -two men 'sat down in silence.' I was it wretched' 1 meal, and . an • ev ning. yet More - • , wretched. s .• ' • -_ ACan early 'loth; Str Ilabet:t eon: (Meted his guest to' the rooms appor tioned to hint, and ; withdrew -to his Own. Ilkstlessly he paced-.their length for halCan hourq when he resolyed tp seek'his wife and: haVe the mystery 1 • , explained.' Shy Might not love him, but at leaA she had no Cause to fear him; she wou:d withhold nothing . ; In .slippered feet he crossed the corridor. Ills way . led ;him phst Lil ian's boudoir.; ' the door was half open; within he•heard voices. -Ilk very blood froze in his veins,'it,•Was• !ti's-W ife speaking.: ‘ i • - "•Harold, you must go•at oitee--=,-at 'once!". ,r I '• Bo* (hire you tell. me quit I "must do I'. answered the man,;,'" yUil Who have wreeked'my -life? 1t was for you I toiled to amass the wretch cd f;‘rtnne I now' loathe. The 'death of 'an • mule gave me success sof ater than I had ;hoped. • I thought of yOu by day, by' night.: Wild with happi ness I retnue!' • to claim you•--to . learn what'?' That you had- married and gone. Desperate, I did mit even ask the name of the" man who hail bought 3..0n, until to-day Leoine hith er to find him my friend. Oh, Lilian, ►any a un►rtleress h;►s less staih on er soul than you."- " 'spar& n►t'.! spare me! 'hey toreed'ine)nto it. They knew loved ,you=iny niutlier f. hus- band ! ..5h9 told Lim. but,•l46y still wished that 1; should marry him. What could o - pra\l'ed !or Heaven to help me, but no help r came., I called , you name all • through the night, but you Would.not answer.". 'The man listening outside the door leaned a, , ttinst the- portal 'with_ a, groan; but within, wrapued in their own - misery, neither . heard. "Lilian, you love 'tne still, then' Oh, my little . love, Must Flos'e you forever ?" . Hush—hush ! Ile has.. been so . !crood,to !..food n Oh, if ivoi . ito be an obi woman, I could not lc , - Tay trim. To-morrOw I will tell him all, after-you have gone ; for . you must go in the early morning, dear, before anyone o is up. Then .1 will say, I firbunsed to du my duty 110 7 bert. I have done it, I ant sorry that the. Harold I loved was your friend ; but he has -gime now, and Mtist try to • make up. to yoUlbis ioss,.and by-and-by, if you will have )atienee. still, I 'will learn to Wye, you, husband-not as I, li.Wed hißk, )efhtips,..but - . with a better lovo." You will no, ' - ? You see / n am not strong. I have ma!lq yOu suffer, , but you can see . .that,ThaVe suffered too. the old days you never said nic nay: You will not say it now ?" "Uo to your sleep content, little one. Yon will never see Anii again, But,Lilian, I shall be.hun:gry many years. Hubert said you should he to me as a- sister. Will ydif not give me'a sister's kiss ?" . She stood still. - HAtooped, and on each qUivering eyelid pre,:sed, his burning 441. Then henlmost - rush ed.,froni the room, but the silent fig tire, an instant; since on its thresh, old, had fled. *: The nett - morning Harold Court ney had gone, but when Lilian stole to her husband's side he hushed the first words on her lips. "I know, child-1 know," he.said. • She olotight •he nllT i nt that her mother and, Harold had told him. Somehow ,a 'change had come over Lilian's life. Her husband no longer 'caressed and 'fondled her; Eveiy luxury, every wish was hersito coin maud, but his kiss no longer fell on her lips, and.though ever readY;lo go withlier whcresOn-er she desired, he never intruded upon her . privacy-.. Then, too; her.old fear of stranger 9 had disappeared. The :one, face for which:S . 4 had sought had come and gone; It no /kinger haunted her -dredms, either waking or' sleeping. Sometimes:she 'would softlybrenthe the OW-naive, but her voice did. not tremble, nor her face pale: . She missed her husband, too.. Oc casionally she would steal to his side, hoping, as of old,le - would throw his arm . about her and draw her to him ; Imit lie never did. One day, feeling lonely, she Sought, him in the .library. He was sitting, his head upon his hands. 4. groan burSt from his lips.• ,•;. • " Teach me patience,' oh, heaven 1" lie min-inured . , "or give the ;death!" ' " Hubert!" she cried sprinaing to his - side . ; "What is it 'husband Do yon no lOnger love me?" "I shall love you dear," h atlSWqr ed,. as long as my life lasts ;•: but I would for your sake that it might end, and you find happiness pith an -other. • • T/ u is do I love You!" , "Dot I telllou, dear, my happiness I rests with • you. ' I hfin been very ?= ) 111 \ • • • blind all...these Ingalls, hustand. I thought I loved Harold; but now I. love hitu 41y as a :brothel. It is 3‘ou I love!! I do :not deserve that you should - Jove me yeti; but, oh, my husband,no one else holds your wife's he. t!" • , . you say this to `comfort IA--it is like you.. But, dal.- ling., in all I have suffered you.never have deceived me. Don't deceive me now:" "It is mySelf whom I have (leech'- el—only •myself," ;she answefed. - " Oh, Ilubert,.take me to yourbrave heart,•where I have refused rest,so Then -he. opened wide his arms, and they closed about he; never to un clasp again. . • •- , =I How Did the Dog Know the Way. In the J 'eurrerit number of the PIPp- Oar o '44'iif)fl'e • .Iroili(tly there is a very :interesting article,. which detail-s the experiments ,made by. certain Ohio physicians to • ascertain whether the facultoviiich some animals possess of r(:-turnitig to their house•by a near ly direct LOnirse after being carried a great distince by a circuitous ftitite is to be attributed to'scept, memory, or any other intellioible cause. Eve rybody, oi l eou're, is 4ware of the fact that ;veal may he put into a bag and taken Over sti far away fr6m its accustomed and by ever so rotted-abont jomiley, and .yet ,turn uP again in, due . I.lle old Place —its ability. to-get pack beinglappar ently- limited only by : insuperilit4 .physit'al objects The subject of the Ohio , expsamenters was , a ti)g. way they .went: tb worrk ' and Cue Te:- stilt is thus deScribed : .- A. doff Was made insensil le witii.' ether at eincinnati,put, into a wicker basket. started.on a train of the Cin-- . einuati Southern - Railroad, first. southweA -. to Banville . Junction, thence. east to Crah Orchard. and liiially northeast to a, hunt ino- render , near. Berea, , in Madison ( 7 riunt.y. This • eireuitous — route was taken be- H eause on - a former occasion; when the: d(i had returned from a • point I miles distairt, froin his hoine, iL was suspected that he qiight have foundlii -, way lia'-'k J).Y_ siro l l'lY reversing his c , ,urse on the iailway br which he had c0.!n,.. At_ Berea Rio' dog _was . Shut up securely oi - er night and well fed; The. ne.xt . no. , rning, lie was taken out to a clearin! , Ou r the top of a grassy knoll at some distance from the railway, and let loose. „Without ;illy - preliminary ..urvey he slunk oil' into a ravine, serambled up the op-, - )44site bar - and struck first on a trot and then a :swift gallop,. fait-to,- Ward Crab - Orchard,' i. e., southeast,. Lbut due north, in a bee line for Cin— cinnati. Re ran not like 'a -n-animal that had — lost, its way, but " like a horse on a tramway,'7,traight ahead With-his nose Nvell - up, as if he were ,•, 1 AbL „ io%ving an air line tor - ant a vi&blu goal: Ile inade a short detour to the left to avoid- a lateral avine, but fur. ,her i up he ,resinned his original / i course,' leaped: a rail fence and went Iheadlong into a coppice, of - cedar I bushes, whe're - t hQy limply lOst sight 1 of liiin. .The report of the eNperii inenters was forwarded to the owner by rail, -and On the afternoOn of the next day, after • recei vin-g this report. the owner met thei.( - )g, on the street, 't -in emeinuati, " wet, full of burrs and remorse, and apparently ashama cif , his tardiness." . . Wealth in Wool. -•— • - The'United! Mates census - of ISiO, which was the .first one where ele ments other .than that of p6pillation • were introdUced, shows,. twenty-four woolen factories that spun yarn, and 11 - 455,..2.69 yards • of v:ooien cloth" I. wove,n iu faMilies, valued at $4,4134- 000, In P- - tlo woolen factories had increased to 2,020, employing 4.6,000 work Aple of various grades, and prodncing goods valued at $67,200,-: annually.. The - demand, for blankets and clothing for soldiers. during the rebellion caused . a general advance in prices,.and a Correspond ing increase in factories; So that in Is7o per - sons employed in .the mans-' facture:numbered 97,600, ,.. ,,wh0 pro duced goods valued •at The demand for woolen fabrics nat urally increases with . the population. Since .1:1 this country has imported wOol, either manufactured or in the 'raw, to the value of over $4, , ,,200,000,- 000,. and for the 'past four Years,' In the aggregate, $170,000,000 14s been brought in ; wikile the enort has: been comparatively trifling. 1ti,1575 the total duties on wool aintwOolen textures amounted to • . : it30;914,036, which is the largest annual revenue the . .:Jiov m ernent has, 'reCjived ,o#;; these articles, with the exception. coif those of 'the four - years pr . oious to, Is4n-. Bythis exhibition it; will' be x- seen ( that 'We wool grower in the United States meets with a remuner ative reivard . for his labor. In .fact, it is another evidence that' almost any legitimate occupation irr, this country " lays" when properly at tended to. 4 , • -4-- • -4 . 41111. - Ms .- ST(IM: OF TII2 APPix.-- 7 The origin of this very widelyilAwn fruit is' unknown, though it has been cultii voted time out of mind. As the . apple is - mentioned in the •Ilitle, it is presumed to be a native of Palestine; although- at present in Canaan and the surrounding region .it is of' no ' . Value: It is now impOrted into Egypt and Palestine from the neighborhood ;of Damascus.. It was, extensively raised by the Romans, . albeit the Roman apple is thought by. some to have been'very differently 'described in the. .Scripture. Pliny says that his countrymen w h re acquainted with twenty-two varieties: - America pro ducesitiore than t!tit) varieties: The' appkis very handy. lt grows on :all soils' free from excessive moisture, except those of-a, very. peaty or sandy character: The tree. is'—noted for longevity, often ,bearing fruit 20Q and 250 years=the finest .kinds of apples coming from trees from fifty to eighty -years old. - - .4.1,-, • • '4 • - • IT is claimed that a iniin never- loses \ anything by politek ,b ut this base peo verb is a mistake._ .... i au.- old PhilaAl: phian took oil his hat o a young-lady tho wind carried away his ig. • . A Mother's Boys theie a vacant place. in thi bank•which I could fill;?" wq,a the in= (wiry of a boy, as, with a - glowing. cheek,r he stood before the manager. "Mhere is none," was' the reply. Were...you told that: you could ob 6in n situation here ? Who recom mended von-7" - . "No one recommended me sir," calmly.answered the .hoy. "I only thOught I would see." ethere, was a straightforwardness in the manner and honest determina• tion in the countenance of the lad, whiCh pleased the man of business; and induced him to continue the con versation. He said , • You must have friends who could tild• you in :obtaining a situation ; have yOu told them?" . quick flash of the, deep blue 14±Yes was quenched in the evert-Mang wave of sadness, as he said, thiugh tßalf musingly: „ • . My mother said it would be use - less to try-without friends;" then re= colleeting himself, he apologized for interruption, ,w and was about to with draw when -the gentleman detained him-by asking him why he did not remain at schoOl for a yearor two, and :theneriter the business world. " 1 have Ino -time," was the reply: "1 study :Ai home and keep -upwith the other boys." "'Then you haVe, a• place already," said his interrogator. " Why do you leave it ?" • . "1 have not left it," answered the boy, tinietly. . • • But yon wish to leave. What is the matter ?" • For an instant the child hesifated; then he'reidied, With, half reluctant frankness : . . "1.1 must. do more for my mother Brave words! talisman of success anywhere,7.:eyerywhere. They sank into the heart of the listener—recall ing the c radiant past: Grasping l ithe hafid'of the ra'stonished child 'he 401, With a quivering voice : - • My boy. what is your nu ? lou shall ; [ilk she first vacancy for an ap: prentice that oucurs in the bank. If, in'the meantime you need a friend, come to me. • 'But now give me your confidence.. Why do yon wish to do more for your mother ? 11a7 you -no father? • ' 1 ' Tears tilled ,his eyes!as, he replied : " My fattier is dead, m Y brothersand sisters are dead, and mother ..and are left alone to help each other.. But she is not strong, and I wish to take care of her. It will fAeaseher, that you have been so kind, and 1 am much obliged to you-." So 'say ing the boy ltt, little dreaming that his own nobleness of character had been as a bright glance of sunshine into -.that busy world he had :-;(i tremblini.Tly entered. A boy aninia tot by a desire -to help hiti mother will always find fiiend.;.-, 4. Salt for the Throat. Li these eays when diseases of the throat are .so universally prevalent, and in so many cases fatal, we feel it our duty to say a word in, behalf of a Most elkotual, poSitive cure for sore throat. -For - many years past, indeed we mayssay during the wholt.:of, a life of more . than forty years we have been subjected to sore throat, and more particatarly to' a dry hacking cough whieh is not only distressing oprselves, but to our friends and those with whom we are brought into linsiness. contact. • , • L e ast fall we •were 'induced to try What virtue there was in .common salt. We commenced by using it three times a day,-morning, noon and. night. We dissolved a large table= _spoonful of pure table salt in about a half small tumbler full of water. With. this we gargle the throat mist thoroughly just before meal time. The result has been that during the entire winter we were not only free from coughs and colds, - butAhe. dry hacking cough - has entirely . disap p6red. We r attribute these satisfactory re tAilt4 solely to the use of salt g argle, and most cordially recommend a trial of. it to those who aresubject to dis , eases of the threat. Many persons who - ha:ye-never tried the salt gargle have °the impression that it is . unpleasant: Such is not 'the case. On the contrary, it is pleasant, and .after a few. Oys use, no :person who loves a -nice, clean mouth and a ,first-rate - sliaipsmer of the appetite will abandon A Miller for Every Church A worthy miller, as the story is told. la:- -Rev. - Duncan ilunbar's me moir—was once pained by hearing that the minister was going away for ' want of support,. the, church having decided that they could no longer raise his salary.,.lle called .a meeting •-and addressed his brethren very mod estly, tor- he was one (if the poorest among the comfortable , farniers. He asked if -the want of money-was, the only reason for his change, and, if all were united in desiring the .services of the pasior Could. they still keep him.. Theren'ai but-One voice in. re ply. The pastor was useful and be- . loved ; but -the flock was so pocrl Well," replidd the miller, I have. a - plan' by which I can raise his salary withont" asking one, of you for a dol lar, if! you will allow me 6:take - my own way to do it. I will assume the responsibility for one 'year. .Have your consent,?" • Of course. they could. not refuse this; although. .they expressed- snr 'prise, knowing the -miller to be a poor man.- The year drew to a close. The minister had been blessed in his la borsonid no one had been called up on for money. When they came to gethef the miller asked the pastor if his wants had been supplied and his salary met. He replied in.the affirm ative. When the brethren were asked , if they were any poorer than at the beginning of the year each one re plied .46 No," and, asked how they emiid be when they had paid nothing. He asked again:" Is there any man here any poorer for keeping the min later ?" and the reply was the same ats before. "Then," he said, ‘,lireth- WA 1 ....., i, -..\,... \ I Ilk . il Lisk . IP ron, I lave only to tell you that you have paid the salary the same as yOu always did , only more of it anti with greater proMptness. . You remember you told me to take my own way in this matter, and I have done so. As, each of you hfought his grist to the milli I .totik o:iit as Much grain is I thought your portion and put it-away foi the salary. When the harvest was over I sold it, and paid the minister regkllhrly from 4he.::p_roceeds ,-- You confess that you are, no - poot:er, so 'you never miskd lt, and . therefore I now. prOpose that we stop talking about poverty rind about Je tting our minister go, and add enough to his salary to make us feel that we are doing something . ." . Mr. Duncan used to, - say, "1 0' for a miller in every ennrch." A Supposed Case of Trance. READING, Pa., March 9.—Dr. Erd man has under his care a case of sup posed trance,' which, has continued for rme weeks', and which is attract ing the attention of the medical and scientific men In this section of the State. The patient is Jahn Gyum here, lle is about, 45 years of age, robust, and apparently . healthy, yet he has . .not been conscious nor has he spoken, for thirty-four days. To-day lie was subjected to. the most trying tests, but they had .no effect what ever , upon him. He lay perfectly Still, and his systein• made no response 'to the ordeal it underwent. ,Gyumbere arrived F'ogelsville, Lehigh County, a stranger, about five weeks ago. He asked for refresh mentS, was' servedand he'paid for it. He subsequently took a,seat and jell into a doze: An effort was mitde to awaken him, but he could not . be aroused.. He *as -shaken, and pitch ed around lively for awhile, and then ,medical assistance was summoned. The physicians failed' to arouse him, and as his home' was unknown, he was taken to the almshouse. Since then he has not uttered tyword 'or given any sign of life except a slight yawn.. lie lies stretched on his back on a low cot. Small 'loses of liquid Iliad have been poured down his throat; buttliere, has been an appar ent lifeless' condition of the,stomach. 11,undr_eds of per Sons have visited the strange patient, 'and the case is• re ceivingnotice from the ,loeal I)r. Erdman says it .is the most; wan derful case he ever heard or read or A numbei. of the medical frater nity determined to apply a galvanic. 'battery to the,man, , and special ap paratus was' procured. The battery •was applied to his 'extremities, but produced nothing but Ordinary : spas • • modic action of the nerves. There were no signs of returnino. consciousness. It was nest applied' to. the soles - of, his feet, but the operation produced not even a tremor, and the patient's . almost imperceptible breathing was not in the least affected. Occasion ally, when not undergoing any test, hiS breathing will apparently - .cease altogether, which for a time creates the impression hprin the .attendants that life has departed. He remaini in that condition for a day at a, tine, then suddenly and without' any ap parent movement 'of the body, his, respirative organs slowly begin op erations, again. Several times his death-has been announced, but he still breathed, and strange to say he: has not wasted much, it any.' his cheeks are' flushed, his condition nor mal, and his: body of the usuallein peratare. To-day he, underwenttreat ment that should have produced sharp pangs of pain, but he gave no.signs of feeling. • 11 It is well for the. Women' of the household ,to remember - that the pleasant evenings at home are strong antidotes to the pinctice of looking for enjoyment abroad, and seeking for pleasure in by and forbidden, places, for relaxation and recreation will be indulged in somehow by most, men, and happy are they who find in the home circle the diyhrsion they need. A lively game, 'an interesting book read alotleheor in musical fami lies, a new song to be practiced, will make an evening pass pleasantly. • A little forethought during the day, a little pulling of wilts that need not appear will make the whole thing appear easy; and different ways and means may be prepared for -making the ihours pass pleasantly, and in a timb to be looked forward to,with pleasant anticipations. - We - visited .once a large family, where it was the duty of each sister, in turn, to provide the evening's'oc cupation, and there was a pleasant rivalry between them as to whose evenings should be the most enjoy able. The brothers entered fully into the spirit of the simple home enter tainments, and were as loth .to be obliged to spend an evening away from home. as their sisters and pa rents'•were sorry to have them ab sent. Every one spoke of this family as an uncommonly united one, for each and every member showed such 'a strong attachment for the home to which , each one contributed 'so much pleasure.. B B.IED ALI vz.—From Bucharist there comes'a remarkable story illus trating an occurrence which, it is to be feared is too often the case,-and for -which there is, no remedy except legislation of a proper chatacter. A young lady died :a small-pox, and according to the sanitary laws of Roumania she was buried at-once. As she had been recently betrothed the presents of her-lover were buried with her, according to the Rouma nian custom: 'These presents con sisted of jewels and they excited the cupidity ofthree robbers, Rho went to the grave at night and dug up the coffin. When it was opened one of the robbers wits afraid to touch the corpse, whereat his fellows jeered at him. At this he gave the head of the corpse n sound cuffing and let it drop. At the instant the dead woman 'arose and said, " Don't kill me, I beg you." Naturally the rob. hers fled and the unfortunate: girl arose and, crawling from her grave; Went hoar and was received with mingled terror 'anti joy. CM Evenings at Home.„ CHOOSING 'A• KITTEN. There were five, and they found them In the bay Five . little kittens, stowed away • En Snug and warm And far trent hartu. That, had It not been for the ebildren'i play, They'd havellied In secret to this day. • Jack put the yellow one hi his hat; ' • The black one nimble, the white one fat, Ile claimed beside. • - - - Then Teddy crle•d "I speak for this :•• and." I swill( for that None left, you ice, for the poor old cat 74 ota pussy had thought herself a; Wise, • , Hut what can ydu bide from the cldtdren'S eYes ,• "So beautiful :" said • • The breathless Ted, „ They're aP asleep, afid . !ill or.AsJzc And they bore to the hOuse the wondrous Arlie Utd mamma smile P Ah, no : he /ruined And the rest of the children gathered round 7 And Teddy heard The dreadful word S. • '• Ti - b very" fortunate, they were found— ' Keep one ; but thomtliers Inuit be drowned :' Theft each would choose: So down they ' , at 'Titus this one nrst,and then :twas Os* ; Each making choice •;• •. With an eager voice; If the White or the gray, the Ai r ini or the fat—• net which he chanced to be Iraiktog at. Ted safd, a.t last:_ can't t , pare none :" of is grammar was ',bor. but Ilk fatties !MD ) " ‘Vell hide tb.ni away ' Again lu the hay I'l4 t - tvo lii your hat-and run, dart. r uu : • We'll Nave them all Awl lt.'watt done. • —Hrs. elqra Poly Baleo; .11'irb Amu', The Revised Eriglish Bible. `Those who imagined that any, o he accepted fundainental . doctrines otChristianitywere to be 'overturn ed by the work of the.!2ouamittec find themselveS•greatly mistaken: In very few instances has any test been changed so as to alter , ,the meaning which attached to it in the. King James version, - and in still.fewer hr. Stances is change material:" from a doctrinal point'of view. As:a gen- eral thing the changess - consisCof the substitution of the • present for the Past tense in the yeti*, . the use :of indefinite article in place•of the defl nite, and the changing of preposi;. tions. -The work is arranged in .par a;graphs,-and the chapters and verses are printed in the margins. • The•fa miliar to the. .chapters , which serve so .well - as a means fOf I reference are esxpunged. This will: make the book §ecm stratige *it° tlje, prdinar:s' Bible reader. The test of each .Gospel. is finial made continuous in the body - of the book - from the.be : - ginning to the end, and in order to find the sub-divisions with which one has been familiar, the margins must' be consulted. !/ Among the most notable changes is the omission of -the doxology at the end of the Lord's prayer, and - the prayer is to be delivered •from "the evil one" instead of "from evil." "Take heed ; that -ye do nut your alms before Men" is made to- - read, "Take heed that ye do not your righteousness before tneti." ..In . the question; " For what shall iit,profit a man if he shall , gain' the whole World and lOsais own soul-,? :Iv what shall a .man give- in exchange for his 'soul ?" the word "life" is substitut; ed for "soul": and • " forfeit" for "lose." "This is My beloved Son, hear Him," is made to read," This is My SOn, Mychosen." . In Matthew,. the entire meaning is chang &l,. but no new doctrine is put forth, and no .old- one assailed. In the King - James version the vefse reads: `:Why callest.thou.me good ? There is none good but one; that is God ? but if thou will enter into life, keep the commandments." In the new Version the verse reads as follows: " Why askest tho - u me concerning that which is' good ? One there is. who is good ;,but if thou would enter into life, keep the commandments." In all the examples given, " Hades " is used in place of " hell," as,Tor ex- ' ample, in the.parable of Lazarus it +is said of the rich _ man that in " Hades "he lifted up his eyes, be ing in torments." The story of the pool of Bethesda, as told in John '., is materially changed by taking from it that portion which relates to the miraculous powers of the water of the pool.- In verse 3—" In these lay a great multitude' of impotent folk, ofblind, halt, - withered, waiting' for the moving (*.he water "—the last seven Words are stricken out, and verse 4- 7 -" For an angel went' down at a certain season into the pool and troubled the water; whatsoever then first - after the troubling of the, water stepped in and was made whole of whatsoever disease he had,". is omit ted altogether. In the account of the -trial of -Paul before -Agrippa some rather' important changes are made, and the impression that-kgrip pa was almost persuaded to become a Christian by St. Paul's eloquence is dispelled. The verses in the pres ent _version are as follows : "And as thus spoke for himself Festus said, with a loud voice : Paul, thou art beside thyself; much learning doth make the mad. But lie said, I am not mad; most noble Festus, but speak forth the words of truth and soberness. For the king knoweth of these things, before whom also I speak freely : for I" am persuaded that none of these things are hidden from him ; for this thing was not done in a cornet. King Agrippa, believest thou the prophets? I know that thou . believest. Then' Agrippa said unto - Paul, almost thou persuad est„me to be a Christian. And Paul said; I would to God that not only thou, but also to all that hear, me this day, were both almost and alto gether, such. as I am, and these bonds." - In the revised this scene is described thus: " And as he thus made his - defence, Festus saith with - a loud voice: Paul, thou art mad ; thy .mucli - learning doth turn thee to madness. But Paul said, I am not nisd, most excellent Festus, but speak forth the words of truth 'and soberness. For the king know eth of these things, unto whom also I speak freely ; for I am persuaded that none of these things are _hidden from him, for this bath not been done in a corner.- King Agrippa, believest thou the prophets? I know that thou believest.. An .1 .Agrippa said unto Paul, with but .little per suaiion thou wouldst feign make me a Christian. And Paul said, I would to God, whether with little or with much, not, thou only' ) but also all that hear me this day, might become such as I am, eicept these bonds." - - The above examples giire a , fair idea of the work done by the com mittee during 'the ten years they have been occupied with the revision. There is little doubt that the - work will be accepted by the Convocation - of Canterbury. The• American com mittee has taken no copyright on the book, and theintention is to give it to the 'public free, as 4,11e' old Bible has been given. - == A Lightningi3olt Writing God's Name on a Blaspbemer. Some of Our contemponariii seem disposed to. question the truth of our statement that a negro man who was killed by,lightning last summer in Campbell, county, - had the letters "God y' on his body. Dr. Thomas Moorman, whose postoftlee address is Mount Zion, Campbell county„fur nished the 'Richmond Chri_stian Ad rof:ale an account of the circumstance, which is as fellows: c ' • On the evening of the: 6th inst., Perry Jones and George Brown, col ored -men, notoriously the most pro fane; wicked persons in the whole community, with three other coldred - persons, took refuge during the rain, accompanied by a good deal Of light ning and.thunderi in . a tobacc - o barn on the land of Mr. Geo, Cressey:• ' From their several positions one - , would have thought that two of . the others were in more, and the third in as much danger, as Jones and Brown ,r . " were. They, as 'their custom was, were.engaged in- cursing and swear ing. Suddenly, the lightning de scended upon them, and while - the other three were comparatively unin jured, Jones was' killed, and Brown stricken down senseless for a . time.- lie revived : after a few-minutes and soon seemed to have tegained all of his -strength, but was dumb - and be .reft of his mind for several hours. The ;lightning set lire to his clothing, and he was burned on his chest and : left. side aridarm befote the tire was ,extinguished. In his maniac efforts to free himself from - those who were restraining him, the skin was rubbed from -the burned flesh and' presented the following characteras—Ood, A _ very close representation - 0,0 say the least of , them,- of the capital letters used -in printink, the name of the Deity, while - around and . between them the skin, was unmovol'and ap-. patently not • burned. .The . above diaractets occupied the angles'on an equilateral triangle, which, as you are doubtless aware, was in ancient -- days the symbol of Deity. This man, then, appears to have been branded with the name of his Creator in the symbolieUnguage, it may be, of his 'forefathers three thousand years ago, - and in the printed language of the nation to which ,he belbngs., 4 • TIIE I:;AR(iEST CATTLE SALE EVER' M largeq cattle sale that has ever taken place, *e venture to say, in the world; was consummated the other- day by the Hall Hrothers; the New Mexico 'cattle kings, who disposed of•their ianche and stock in Colfax county for $4u0,000. About a year ago one of the brothers, of whom there were then three in.par tnership, sold' out• to the other two his interest,' receiving, if we remem ber correctly; - $100,000" and 6,000 head of cattle. He then removed to -Texas, where he still is. • The • two other brothqs continuedthe business till the., present and may now•re 'ti_re to private life with - the.snug lit tle bank account of $200,000 each. —Trinidad (Cid )-Rt>rnblicao.,, 1=3:07.1 RirMANci: IN GEORWA. Three years ago a young couple of Sumter county were engaged to be married. Theday was set, license "bought, the ghests invited and a - Justice of ,the Peace on hand to to tie the knot, but. true love sometimes has "ketvlies and kinks " that mars the smoothness of its course. Lt was so in.this case, The bride-elect smelt liquor on the breath of her lover and broke with him then and there. To propitiate the assembled friends two other lovers arose and were married. The rejected young than' left the State. A short while back he returned, found his loved one true - to her old love; awaiting his return in a sober and manly condition, renewed his proposalsoind the two were united. ,Fun,. Fact " and Facetite. 'Tway Harry who the Mince broke 31jsa Kate,' why are you Me i trees?" • Because-'-berauee I'm board," she spoke. Because you're w00'4.1,•-eabt.lier, Wig are are you like a tree?" said ahe' "'bare s—beart ?" he asked, so low. tier answer made the young man red : " Because you're' aappy._ Don't you know !s• OLD maids are described as, "embers from which the sparks have fled." A wom.w and a ship always' want to be -full rigged when they go out a trading. As'a rule the flower of the family does nothing toward providing the daily bread. 'NAsIIIr . is going to Europe in the spring. For his health, probably. He has long had a bad spell. . IF the pedestrian EO . well should die to day he'could leave a legacy of $.10,000 to - his heirs—all ; made in three years of track distributing. A MIDDLE-BIZET, boy, writing a compo sition on " Extremes," remarked that "we should avoid extremes, especially those of wasps and bees." ' A YOUNG lady wrote some verses for a couutry paper about her birthday, and headed them "May3oll." It almost made her hair turn gray when it appeared in print; "My 30th.'-- A votnio lady waecaressing a pretty spaniel and murmuring : "I do love-;a nice dog !" • "Ah !" sighed a dandy, standing near. "I would I were a dog.; " Never.mind," retorted the young lady, sharply, " you'll grow." "Do you want to kill.the child ;" ' ex claimed a gentleman as be saw a boy tip the baby out of its carriage on_the walk. " No, not quite," replied the bey ; ." but if I can get him to bawl loud enough, mother will take care of him while - + go and wade in the ditc h . with Johnny Bra cer.". Norwich But/din says : " A French family with twenty-one children arrived in a neighboring miliviLlage from Canada, recently. The next day the fath er presented himself to the superintend ent,_and addressed hlin thus : • I wants toi - put the woman and children in se mills to work.. If they suits, by gar, den I send for ze rest of se familee.'7 • A:LITTLE boy at Oil City recently came into possession of a Miniature printing press.- One day. he printed a card bearing the legend "Paint ! Look Out '." - By some means this card became fastened to his hister's hat, and hung just above her left ear, where he whO,ran could 'read, and when she went &min the street there was a grin extending cl'ear fromßearl av enue to the exchange ; and thatnight the boy traded his printing-press for alfellow dog aed a popgun. A van yoUng mother, with a crying babe in her mins, satin a Ayokern stage coach.- On the opposite seat'was a prom inent politician of engaging manners. and-by . ho 'said : " Let me hold your baby ; . perhaps I cisUaoothe him." 41 , Oh, no, lam much obliged; y ou couldn't help any," was the answer. Btli,z' he per sisted, "you bad better let me try." "You are very kind, but I know yon couldn't help me, for be Is hungry," re plied the plashing mother,