I DRIFTWOOD. - Ats. Maine is laughing at an anode, man wbo wanted to present bis wife with a Rai: of boots. The ealemaan asked wilt. number she wore. .He didn't toon, but remembering thatibit wore number err en glover, be got bit n pair of number seven boom. A csararsiicazuiss City editisr &mei himself peon Early unlucky. After beingl so bully licked that be west home with his fees amend with blood, the redness thereof enraged aleses steer, who imel crated the ,Joarnartgre homeward :feet steps by obasteg him Amaral blocks. , graph operate playt_ &g -rate' from the :scene of hostilities . with the Indians. It said "poops al eisdp ud," wt;en it abould have been " escapee A railroad mediator lentil teleran! that, 'was =city 'distorted He wmite •" We killed a destitute." but it was ntmlied '" We 'killed a dead bmle." EMI Noait Sri - llama, of Circleville,. Ohio, recently dreamed that, three fellow citi zens who bad recently died cane to him in a carriage wad invited him to take a ride. lie declined i and they told him they would call again for him in a short time. Some days afterward be was taken withpneumonia. lie mentioned the drown - said his time had come, and died. CINcTIMATI saleswomen have mourn style about them. One of them was-em ployed in a t fashionable dry-goods_ store on the most fashionable thorough - fare of the American Paris, and the proprietor charged her withiatealing some kill gloves. While waiting on some custom er', she was in the act of replacing a half. dozen of card-board boxes, when the charge was made agniust her. She gith. . wed slot of boxes in her trals'afti bust ed them with full recce hithe face of her unjust employer, and left the establish ment. Loon bete, Connecticut 1 'Are you so 'demoralized over your proprietary inter est in Barnum--,ths.t your citizens Fe growing reckless]; murderoui and that yOur, newspaper* ire daily chronicling narrow escapes -from sudden - death ? While a Connecticut man was ping to church with bin wife on Sunday, the 7th, instant, they heard the report of a pistol close by. Although a minute passed be fore tile citizen discovered, while vainly trying to smoke:that the bowl of his pipe had been shot off, leaving the stem in his mouth. lie came very near escaping lit erally by the skin of his teeth. Is Judge Titsvait's Court, in Philadel phia, the ,other day, a case was of •which should remind everybody trf a mat ter of law which very few people carry in 'their memories. It is this: The father acid grandfather, the mother and grand mother of any person unable to take care .of himself Or herself, are each ; and an of them bound by law—if able—ito contrib. lite to, the suipoit of air impoverished child Or grandchild. And the law pro vides for the reverse of this case by re quiring -the children and grandchildren -when - they,:or any one .of them is able to do so—to contribute to the support of an impoverished father, mother, grandfath er,, or grandmOther. A ceriseN of Halifax County, North Carolina, has learned the lesson which the kid was taught ,by the wolf on the roof, in lEsop's fable. The man had a krudge against a prisoner inside the coun ty jail; and used to blackguard and swear at him whenevel be passed by and saw the said jail bird peeping out from be tween the bars. The jailor got tired of thif, as well as the prisoners. One day he caught the outsider, and putting bite in the room with the prisoner, told thein. to fight it out. The prisoner juit vo te that fellow the worst whipping, he had hied since the time.when hc_waisa helpless small boy smarting. tit a j - er a trunk-strap application by his father's red right hand. Then the:riiserner kicked him down stair* and the jailor kicked him out into the l'ifect; and altogether he conducts himself very respectfully when he goes 1;4 that jail now. E notice by the newis dispatches that the cai6less handling of chat stoves has Proved fatal iu a great many cases_ this fall. The gas escapes' in the night when the inmates of a house are asleep, and •hey are rendered unconscious. The bet ter.class of stoves rarely leak gas unless the-draught is cut off almost, entirely i hy a damper in the pipe. In Keels case re products of combustion escape from the stove avid fill the• house with death.dCal- - ing gases: Some people, through ignol•-. since of the-principles upon which stoves are constructed and equal ignorance of the process , of combustion, live 'in an at- tdospbcre impregnated with coal gas. • They become so accustomed to it that the peculiar smell of the gas does not attract - attention. Ignorant, these people are also saving, and endeavor to keep a -mouldering fire in order to save coal. • So, , with draughts closed, the coal is bak ed not , burned, causing it to'give off its gases, which do not readily burn and are not carried off by the usual chaiineL The only safety is a fairly. glowing 'fire and provisions for such draught as will carry ,' oft the Kama, or such a tire us will con bunw them TsxttiEnsirsys have more fan In this world.than some people 'sewn to think. One of them told a New York Sun repor ter how he once tilled an order for a.sea serpent, to be one hundred feet Jong, four feet thick, and to have an "authentic bis tory." The taxidermist, whose name was IblOnse, sent to a big - shark fishery• and offered a cent for every square foot of shark skin be could get.. its the skins would otherwise have been thrown away, ho gut all be wanted, built a wooden frame for the skeleton, covered it with , emirate% 'softened the sqnsweri of shark - r4kin l and stuck the:n on lapping over each other like scales; made the jaws like _ thosse of alligators, but much larger, and put is whale's teeth, fining the mouth with fish skin painted red. The Califor nia showman made a 'good deal of money with-it c ai the jaws could be opened and `i and 100 used to hire a girl to stand in the Month. "Among Roomo's other ei ploits were.the manufacture of a gorilla fifteen feet) *t out of 'sit Hach bears' ~ -airies t brit be bridal made gorillatre tops good many yeirs. He had il - sign but, reading '!Mermaids made and repaired." This work had to txidone very Carefully to escape deteetitin: He Would kill and stnff the upper half of a female monkey, then take the lower half of the fish called grouper, skin it, join them together, and put on the scales one by one, and then treat it with acids to make it look . okt.or natural: Then .he had to arrange the illiigron. lie gave it to a friend. master - . of a vewtel going to China. , At Yoltolm nut the [crew were made drunk, ttal ed rnerinaul was titrowlrovertuard on ate sly awl then tivited out with a great hur- rah uy the deluded crew s every one o► whom signed a paper -saying that! they saw it ewimminK around the boat, stud - -yew the mate kill it mai haul it admrd. tamest .;ii4. Livia t -PiOMI& iMDIA E. PINKHMI4I VOVIIMI COMPOUNIL . For all ramie Complaints. This preptistlest, liar nom algulllsa• rowdier at Vegetable nvpertlem that tut banadesa loth* wan deb. ends Weida: VPOII arm Win the merits of Oda Cosa. itxmd will he reconlard, as Mier Is Insawellate . sad • when na male ointinaed, m rdwitranne eimws b s lone. died, agermanent cure isAp'ecteccaelbeenalltsda ledd ter tlty. On acrrare oftrouma cieelte,tala kcdsyric commended and pTihed by the bust IttlYakillin kbe country.' la will ears entlrtly tbo worst form , *Am tot the atcrita. Toaeor:hua., Irregular amb fdotnl • Igrnstruntion;ol ow arian Inlisarangoe sad rknistion. Floodinv. 01 lib , hborcotenta end ltbs cost eopend, aptnai weakuren, and fs ifeptriaLy adapnid OP *lO Chance of Life. It will &valve and Pape t tumult irestaltbe ntrittala an early stage of 41...yeknone2L beedoblef cono.vousbnZati there i chocked ova sgreGily by Us toe. In fret It - hat proved to be the groat -04 and bust remedy that has ever 10-en. alarovet , ad. l'perforsiti - e every rrtfogot tbeilft , m, and eves new lite and vicar:. It 'tamest n bacw,datulency. Piroys alfrrnr:nic for es.multala, and !alleles weakness et aka stocasels ' , . It carom Bloatlnz.... Fletolacbc";, Forams Prostration, General Debildi;r.tre pleamor, gratlon. That ha Ihur at during:4mm, easing palm, evelibt and bark:ult., boahrays perinnimittly, earrd by Ito an. It wl: las times, cad under c eticenaalear est. rot In • harmony wills the law that - governs Us female Maori. • r o r Xid_ie- compinlnts . - of 0126.:r acs b Uttrlttaiitret. .ydia E. Yinkbani's Vegetable Compound Pm pared at Ina and T.^.Z Wesurn Acennr, Lynn. !Sant. !rex,' la.t*-1 ,1 frr tif.. o o. 14 mail in CA form 0r,015..al 113 1.4 , 9 f liartnrra. oa R 44 114 ir m; pr 7 bo either. PINKIIAN fr. 37 an.ollrers lt: • of ) - 2:7 bend tr.r rata pl-,1,,t. t. I 0..../70 fhb , ,po ner. 24t; tr. that:: - L 71.11 A.. .17...0mr..5t L.r.Tarr.i.s.. eu,,, Salotinici. and T•wv;4lt7 ^ Ur , :- """L•-• N: N: DOWNS' " ::VOIETABLE BALSAMIC ELIXIR Is a sure cure'for Coughs, Cobh, Whooping-Cough, and all Lung Diseases, when taken in season. People die of consumption simp. ly because of neglect,-when the timely use of this remedy would have cured them at once.' 4 Fittipone veara of eop• stint use proves the fact that ; io cough remedy has stood the test like Dowry!' Ehizir. rrfse Sc 60c. and VIA per bottbi. • ler bale Everywhere. Dr. Baxter's Mandrake 11111 ITTEII Will cure Jaundice, Dyspepsia, Liver Complaints, Indigestion, and all diseases arising from Bib iousuess. Price 35 cts. per bottle. Tor Sale ICTe—where. p HENRY & JOHNSON'S ARNICA AND Mil UN IM T For Man 'nut Beast. The mod perfect liniment ever annPoutiged. Price :Sc. and sot,: lot ale Zreawbara PE IS A prit For INT D ban r,regfaitel whcli TIM!! 1111 itcce,rtilLop W Trini.ti &ere. battlo.An. I ioperprolyaqfe errs in bloat tneirperieliendjlands RAIN KILLER 4. tr: care I _ b_ _LlTCouatio f 4 l. Chillt iarrham Dysentery. Cramps. t,k.lcra, end GB browet.Complaants. PAA K PAIN KI v o nvc, 14ENT i nasedy Sick enifnu IN 'nfn in_ll . 4l . dric i I . i, gide Ithrisnintlntn. an fliciicillsifa. 6r ' f i IIIN.KILLER tiorAV'.4lhAennir:"?: n•r% or,rty and perlywrrni Ircii , f in all crows of kr:lbws, Cnisw Pfprisins. Messier Bums. tic. PA I N KILLER aA tho irelitlicd an4.scinned rf filcu of the Mechanic, asinos, Plantessfostiferisna in fact ail clrosis W:v , tip.: a medicine als.sys at 11.1n41, i. fa .... Internally or externally witb certainty of relief. •T fami'y ran arfort to to trlihont thia in 'lave° rvie-!y in tin, luny*. It 4 prlcts it nap th/ r..b of Lin, arni It a ill manually iiins t tr,ri itt sat to &Orme bills • I,ty it:4 - vltta .t Yrre. te3e. •ft.l 01 • be4tls. F:ZRRY DAVIS & SON. Prov!denoe l ProprietorS• I leli , o stiTER, lONPILLS FORTH BLOOD COMPLEXION Cue Bslp:tation of the Heart, Neuouauss, Traubßozo, Nervous Beaded*, Leueordas, nands and leek Pidn lathe Back, and ether forms et Female Wakitess. They enrich and improve the guilty et the 111c4 PvailY and bit-hien the Company Nervous Irritation, and. secure licing Sleep. Jut the remedy needed by *omen whose pale. color less face. stow the abacpeu of Iron i# the Blood. Thaseasitkwthist troll lieu of the ekteuitftoatts of the Blood, and is the great totstt. The Iran PM* are also valuable for :Us who are tumbled with Nervous Wtsichoos. :fight iwatto. etc itice.,6o CCM/ per boz &at by mat Ad , &oak CARTER NI IC NE CO.; 23 Park Yort Bald by Divests rterprbara s o u to Tomos br e. T. WIRIIT . GET YOUR ... JOl3 PRINTING .-DOMIL ♦T TIM-. ".REPORTER" OITION . . , • • 111be r itiy Crop is,. _short, Sod good Hs ._ t+ too valuable lig oapaaallo to to lad stoop walk series ccosooty. . - - 1 . _ Mte asimmi e r caftan 'all Y 010 44. iiii;kli.' • Ili 'airwan, wan, eat an lola Cul* itailtili, It roalare Oat see saw it -wIO poy so buy a large, Arot-ekon • itsivp f. , . °tieing the bola to bo the" - ." ' • Cumming's Feed Cutter. e Care Saldarin. Daniels. TNeg aph, Cale's Copper SIElp motars c and Coles Excellent and Cheap Lever - Cutter. 9 . . All these I.boy for Cagh st the :moot ppm__ tar priest, sod sell at corresposdlogly lea prim, Order taw Feed Cutter, Early, Semiase the demand upon the inanctfueturen is so Leavy now that orders require much time to begin.. ed. , 2 1 win ensurer ftelli /ZED CUTTS-SS Si wadi'. herd, Station. Send Jot Circulars and Prices. N KILLER 'EG,;TABLP'. REMEDT in/ EXPZENAL the. :wowing , " 1:.„. 7. STRAw 4.. - AND a . . •- Ans*opreiored to supply Cho bed of Other kiodpai • Fodder Cuttert - of mien ma* stria mid woos. • sseti as me , IL M. WELLES. i Towanda, NOvendier ad, IM:a GREAT SALES GOING. ON GREAT SALES GOING ON! GREAT SALES GOING OM Itaadpsitada Clothing sta Saullles. Beady-m .1a Cicadas at a bac:lace. iteadkasada Moab( silt Baal Ace. CLOTHING! Ready-male Clothing at s It urine.. iteady-tnadeClothing at a aactigleo. Ready snala Clothing at a Sacrifice. TWENTY-FIVE PR. CT. RATED TWENTY-FIVE PR. CT„ SAYER TWENTY-FIVE PR. CT. SAVED For the Next Forty Days' For the Next Forty . Days For the Next Forty Days By baying of By buying of X. E. ROSENFIELDI X. E. ROSENFIELD► . fhe consequence of Ore great sale of my stock Is that I am compelled to enlarge au present store to make room for my Increasing WW II's& and Instead of moving my stock While ball& log WILL SELL FOR I:9.ST for the next 40 days: No such chyme for years to come. No such chaneg f or ye a rs to come. No sort 'Chalice for years to'come. Pall'stock going Very fast. Pall stools /Oleg very fast. stock going very fast. The opportunity to purchase a .CHEAP EMIT la a rare one, and alwald be ewthrseed by all. Call early *tog. E. ItOnEN PI ELD'in and enjoy the advantages now offered by bisi. - Towanda, March 4, 11180. STEVENS &LONG General Dealers in GROCERIES, PROVISION sa And COUNTRY PRODUCE,' HAW ItEVIOVED To THEIR NEW STOMA? e CORNER OF MAIN & PINE-Sts erbo old stand of Steins & Mereal4 They Melte stterstlon to their complete amortmest lAA very large stock of Choice New-Goode which they base always on band. - IEI lI3PECIAL ATTENTION GIVEN TO THE PRODUCE TRADE, And anth paid for desirable kind& M.. 1. LONG TowaAda, Apti 1 . , 1179. SPRINC+ AND itatMER isso. lh ROSENBAUM SONS. " 201 EAST WATER STREET, Dealers la. • DRKY AND FANCY GOODS,• AL so JOBBERBAE , MI 4 LLINERY. • . • • . • 413 T iND•CHZAPZST - • isiortaest Pt MILLINERY Isa the Southern tier. XI. poets' likdeeemeate and Piton to Kintner& ♦ call lenspocifully stoUtited. • . L. ROSENBLUM , k SONS" vas WT WAVER ISTRIENT • lisitibuti Howe Balk; 31711- , jl. Malt Jest fres lo them who wish lo engage in the most pleasant sad profits pie busboys 'mown. Everything new. rwital Dot required. We will Umtata you biog. •16 a day antrupirarde Is easily made etttbbaoutt staying away from hams MOT Mitt. No risk whatever. Many new workers wasted at owe. Many are =skint Statutes at the Wetness. Ladles make as audit ,as IBM sal prase hays sad girls lathe post pay. ' , No use who Is willing to wort falls .o maim mere meanyevery day asses* as mad.: M a meth at ordinary employmeat. ?Übe whoongage at enee will dada thing road to femme. MIKMM 104 1414 m Cltb. P Meths. Wilit Id% - I I .4 IIIIIOIIArAWIT - : :-=.011,-,. isms. fr zniihigt* Luz ROAD& '.l - tsgtiaitiii I=Z=l 151911 ..1 . , • 3' 2 1 2 11-11:111. .3, - 3. ... • 14 ".•.. AI /35,,,... ;s ee1.... AD I'll • . 111 1 14 t 10 $ a ......,',.....",, ' ii. .......M3 .71 ,••• •i• 535 erft it ;,41 1147 11 $ 011 1 5 3 - 710-t 11 4 14 . 00 4JO at' ' 1122 $ U 4..1111',11 FIE ®! 1180 tli 8 .N.l Ile. It Amur IFialuslag 'at ilaNt A. Y. Vrestb. town a;l4, itantaserlet4 tat. Staadltig Slaw 111. .Wysautlagli:4o.,Towsoda 0:52. Ulster 7:016 YWn 7:11. Attheas 741; Apra 7:04 Wairerlx73a t antatag in Elmira at WO A. Y. . No. II leaves Kintira at &MO P.m.. Waverly 1.:14. Sagre 4:313„ Atbins 11:33. Man e:44. Übter Tanpaila 1:10. Wysaitking TM, Standing Stone . Ihurnierlield YrinclitOwn 7:12. fullTist at Wyatt:sing SAO P.M. - I Trains 4 and linus daily. Bleeping ears en trains 11 and 'la between Niagara Palls and Philadelphia and betimes:Lyons:Led New York withwasehanges Sleeping can on 3 and 11 between •satsio and Wilkes• Barre. Parlor ears on Trains 2 and 9 be tween Niagara Palls and Philadelphia Without change, and through coach - toWnd from Rochester Ma Lyons. • S. A. PACKER,. p t. P. 6 N. Y. R. R. Sayre. Pa., Jane 21, WO. . . NATHAN WIDD Dealer to l• - • • PITTSTON, WILKES-BARRE AND LOYAL SOCK COAL. forwestprfees for cash. , Office and lord foot, of rtno-street, Towanda. ) Judy Is. IMO. INSURA 'CE FIRE, LIFE, AND ACCIDENT Rona but reliable eompanks tepresented. Towoods, Now. 111, P7r - i 77n eT .. qrN: . n CORNER MAIN &.1141Dc1E-STS, !EMI _ . .. - 'Headquarters FOR CHOICE GROOMES. GOODS SOLD AT , THE LOWEST LIVING-RATES 'pintails, April 24, 111110111 T HE OLD MARBLE YARD STILL IN OPERATION. The undersigned having purchased the MAR BLE YARD of the late GEORGE McCABE, de sires to inform the public- that having employed experienced men, he Upraising! to do an kinds of work in the line of • • MONUMENTS, HEAD STONES, . • MANTLES and SHELVES,. In the very boat manner and it lowest Mee. Persons desiring anything In the Marble line are Invited to call and examine work, and save Wane commission. • JAMES MCCABE: Towanda, Pa.; Moe. IS. 157 i. 240 MEAT Mik/UNCEir i fi •E. T D. RUNDELL, Would sespeettaUystuoauee Qat be Is continuing . the Market business at the old staudof Nalloek Sandell, and Will at all times keep a fall supply of FRESH • ` l •.. • /hid. • OYSTERS • Constantly on We. Ceentri dealers supplied at city rates. • • r. . FRESII & SALT, MEATS,. - , / GARDEN, YEGETABLES, FRIII14• • . - • ' air All Geode delivered /free of Clare. it. D. SUNDZLi. *maids, Pa. Nov. 27 1879. GZO.ISTEVILIS. i l ' ZLMIRA, N. Y. MEAT MARKET! .MYER & DzYOE • Located IA BZIDI IN'B BLOCS, BRIDGEKTBKICT, Keep on band, FRESH AND . SALT • MEATS, DRIED BEEF, FISH, POULTRY, OARDZII VILOZTABLIS ABB BKIIKIEd Ili THEIR SEASON, Av. '"air AU rads tellteraml tree of etarp. KY= A DILTOII. - Tairsals. PL. Nor *VIM . . eX) Ls Rost . . .. Of the Third Wart Stars. has opened aq4aad 'convenient Store' 10 the Wirt Week. lII* aid, omsete llearphrey Broths's le Triers Boot am libbellattati. sod Mod It with . . Which he has purchased In New York tor cash, and "Melt" the confidence and parentage of the pubbe, and regseetlutls &mouses' Oat he • By anybody. 1116Wi tu rd Stan will a l so be stodwid with lest.elaw goals, sad, will le Wild M law as the lowest. • • Tend, al,wris IN , 1 . !111000,1 . 11 T :., IMMIIIII artrz s r vas. wssrwasso. . „ 1 staTlol44.l ' ' 8 . ' I 2 .t, 1 0a.... tot,* at - 6 4r .. 310e6ester. 460 i OD , 1 .. ...ty0... - . - . s* • . , ..„" h i „Omen.. 701 4` 1 .. ...Ithaa4... . .41 . 4 . 1a05... . . • .. 1446113,. S A..: .42i.;.. i.;.. . s ...1= ostr io „ il L ..womti, 4 ZII 431164 • , t . um .00looss:,;. lai s .1 1134 ..,.111..1nt ... . n o bi Ins 41: 0 11—. 4 - -.... to ..... o -- 4-. tool .-..i. tot .. 1 .: - 102 4 - .. 1402 061012 i I 4 •• •r: [........• .... a a l i 1.. su s ” n. 1 iilt , : ss pi or • i:. A • ifilltit -144 Ile 2 030 MI 1103 :... 1163621 1002 ..:. MU 410 - 4101.... 1046420 420 11 .... 1016 4 62 SOO ....00111 so / 6 . 7 40 1 40 P.n. 37. i. su P.m ...Milan.. Agr .Wybie Zs slog. - WY liesboppen Tentbab's .Laerserc Lis:b/w; Wilk-Barre Web Chant .Alleatows I OS S IS 1109 1210, 12101 *Easton. Eli ItSuhtess (seas. I C. S. RUSSELL, Agent; TOWANDA, PA. POLICIES Issued on the most reasonable terms. Laws adjasted ehQ pid turie. Has remcrred, to c, making It his CASH rAID FOR " - BIUTTER, HOGS, &c. iJAMEB MoCABE. A LARGE STOOK OF CHOICE GROCERIES qF',ALL pNo, WILL NOT MI UNDICESOLD:' t ~: z.ji i. MNr~~ '.i S`F~ ".: Blows -B=gr MEM 'MffI!MM STOM . :, • TWO OTORES.Lbt Milli ' • , , , , _- Ittertait doubted our lattilltist tale year Si stew atom starts,- wo are iiimoradi to Mir t I or a stook ,tear t over take% awl al apiatall , WomMtbw, FURNITIT:I3;I MIS Or sU kinds as, AMP U cos CHEAPER "`: Than the . 1 • CHEAPEST At the same time are keep ap the standa4 of oar goods. a . UNDER °EASING, 4 (Oita traczArrs)l WI guarantee satisfaction. We are prepared tad* anything in that line on sport notice. and are de tarasinettoplaaia.. . Call and see for yonnself Towanda, Nay MOM FRosrs . sONsf IIirIIOLLB44.ICAND RETAIL FURNITURE we are itowpreperell for the SPRING TRADE with stall llae of NEW AND DESIRABLE GOODS or ms LATEST STYLES AND LOWEST PRICES Witch we Invite the public to call and examine Our samottroevt of PARLOR SUITS IN RAW SILK, TERRIS, PLUSH AND HAIRCLOTE, lever/ lane. Draw 'prices as low as the lowest. We hive s tall lhu of CHAMBER SUITS IN A SHY WALNUT AND SOFT WOOD; 9WMCh we are selling at a eery low price. ♦ eel' line of SPRING BEDS, MATTRASSES AND PILLOWS. UNDERTAKING. • . In this department we alwayshave the beat gOoda In the market., and'aro continually adding NEW STYLES with e v il the LATEST IMPROVEMENTS, while olu prices are the lower!, I • • J. O.4 I 3IOST'S SONS'. Towanda. AprU 9,1879. CHAS. JOHNSON & CO.'S • Foundry & Machine Shops TONyANDA PENN'A.. We elaini to make the BEST CIRCULAR,SAW - MILLS In the mariet. • . M7,MMMlF:ialrinl77.l Parnell's Improved Feed Cutter, Strotul'!' Keystone Firti Stuinker, Grim)ld's Boss Water WhectlN Ward's Patent Buckwheat Chimer, &c., &c., ‘&c., &c. -ENGINES AND BOILERS Made to 'order. Repairing of , all kinds done on short nbtice. Satisfaction guaranteed. Abe matinfacturers of •and dealers in JOHNSON'S PATENT Polighing and Fluting Irons The best In the world. Agents wanted. CHAS. JOHNSON dr, CO. Towanda, Art 1.141880; L. 8.. POWELLi SCRANTON PA., - General ♦gent for the CHICKERING PIANOS, .• r STEINWAY PIANOS And MASON it " HA.MLIN ORGANS Alm instruments of other makers. Sarre Illawdsaine 01111 GAIN far NW sad pwards. • Sew allswee awd SPriaed 'limas 01110 and upwards. • A lArgOtaik of 114EIGT MUSIC .n 4 ti . SPORN. L. b. POWELL. • • Sciantos. Pa.. iispt. is. lain; IST OF I;ECIAL BLANKS ,t 4 _ Maiotoad %Opt ou Weet the ittroorziOrlnci at, wholesale or Mall • TritStarer, Rend. • • , Collector's Bond.- • ' Commitments., • • Warrant. • • • • Cimstable'a Return. • Articles*, Agreement.ilwats. Bond on Attiiiatoonto" Cottauft4ol Sides. collentori,Satina Pi Zseentlon, 11abpants.. rettiles tee timings; Saud tee License. , No udgement. N m UM impost Peii• MU fieleatists, now altielnift that swot diseases ani ceased by dlioraerea Kidneys vetiver, sad that If these great orgsas are. hese Inn perfect as:l4lom. health will be-the reselt. WARNER'S SAVE KIDNEY AND .LIVER CURE Is made from a Tropical Leaf OF RARE VALUE. and L a POSITIVE remedy for the following troubles : • , Pain. in' the Deck, Severe _Headaehes, Dizziness, Blasting, Inflamed Eyee, -A Tired Feeling, Night Sweats, Patna in the;Lower Part of the Body, Palpitation of the Heart, 'Jaundice, Gravel, Painful Urination, Mala- . rial FeveriTever and Ague,' , Asil all diorama aimed by 'the Kidneys.' Liver or IJrioary Origins lielOg.out of order. I rbis SAFE sod CERTAIN euro falai ?dude difilcullies, such Letmorrbom, Ipflammation of the - Womty Fah. g of the Womb, Uleenktiou of the. Womb. It I/111 control and regulate menstruation, and Is an excellent and safe -remedy for females during pregnancy. , .ts a Blood Polder It is unequaled, for it Cures the organs that iii.axixthe blood. For Boils, Carbuncles; Scrofula, White Swell. lug, "Salt Rheum, Poisoning byNter _cury or any other rug, it is certain in every case.. For Incontinence, Impotence, Pains in the Loins, and all similar Diseases,. it is a safe, Bare, and quick cure. N. P. HICKS. It ,the only known remedy that has cured Bright's Disease. As a proof of the purity and worth of this Oren Natural Remedy. read the following B. A. LATTIMORE, Ph. I)., I.; L. 1).; Professor of Chemistry t the University of liocheater, N.Y.. knot the pepu'atity and merit of WAnaren'e tiArs KIDNEY ABU LIVER VllRE.Rilevmthdrotig Chen:deal 'Analysis, has furnished the followha. stalement: . , UNIVERSITY OF ItOCIIESTIER,• ' CU Atli:AL LABORATORY, ROCHESTER, N. 8,188/. ]lr. et: it..."AtiNflit has placed in my possession the formula - of the medicine manufactured and Hr , bl by him under the general designation of WARNER'S SAFE KIDNEY AND. LIVER CURE. I have Investigated his processes of maul u fact ore. , which are conducted with extreme care and according to Abe best tuethtids. I have also taken from his laboratory samples of all the mate rials t.ed In the preparatibu of this medicine, and' upon critical examination I flint' them, as well as the medicine into which they enter, tube entirely free front talautious of deleterious substances. Is. 4.:EATTIMORE. :~t~~~T~ti.u~" FNMA CHEMICAL ANALYSIS. This remedy which has dunk siich wonders, la put up in the LARGEST.SIZEDBOTTLE of any medicine upon the market. mid is sold by Dr.sg gists and all dealers at' 81.2. per bottle. Vol., Diabetes etiquire for WARNER'S SAFE ,DIA DETES CURE, It Ls a II_OS,ITWE retaedy. H. H. WARNER & QO, Rochester, N. Y. . • • A. BEVERLY SMITH, BOOKBINDER AND DEALER, N SCROLL SAW 000Pg r ' MAGAZINES I;ound neitly and promptly, BLANK BOOKS bound to grder and warranted. AMATEURS' SUPPLIES Thus departm , tit of my . )easiness 11 Ter, com plete! 'A fall line of • WOODS, SAW BLOCKS, --L . CLOCK MOVEMENTS, • Constantly on baud, and tot sale at lower prices than elsewhere.' • " a *LW W OF DESIGNS FREE YOB 91.00. Send for price • . - lIEPOU.TER BUILDING. • 4.29.80. 70WANDA, PA., P.O. Box 1512. NEW FIRM! DAVIDOW & BRO., No. 4, Bair:Lyman Block, Bri Towanda,. Pa. CASH PAID YOU lUDS, lIIDES, , WOOL &ND IttESWA%. ; ill Tawandi, Oct. ZEE= GILMblt E • • (Established 1865.3,, . . PENSIONS;INCREASE OF PENSIONS, . . --) and all otheelisais or claims for Soldier. and Soldiers' Xleirs, prosecuted. - - 'Add* with stamp. GILMOttE a co., • ~ 'Washington D. C. . . . v ' . f sl u rtrc e tto r n u e rn lt h e coa r ti;cl.l w ng ith th f e ni m i os in i . ' profitable business that anyone can engage In. The baldness Is so easy to learn, aad our Instructions are so simple and plain, that any one can make great profits from the very start. 'No one can fail who Is willing to work. Women are as successful as men. Boys and girls . can earn large sums. Many have made at the busi ness over one Ituudred dollars in a single week.. Nothiligllke It ever known before. All who engage are surprised at toe ease and rapidity with which ;they 'are able to make m ney. You can engage In this business during your spare time at great profit. 'i . ow do not have to invest capital to It. We take I the risk. Those Who need ready money should rite to us at once. All furnished free: Address : gas & Co., Augusta, Maine. ' Oct. 28: ETD YOUR HAIR CUT AND SHAVING, AT WILE ♦ V etrici iStcoxiisei SD AVING PARLOR. itirWe study to please. • • D. V. STEDGIE, Prorr owanda, Pa., July 15,1879. EL Yen:naives -by Tnaklng money whon a golden chance le offered, thereby always keeping poverty 4 from your door, Those who /tway a take advantage of the good chances for aking money that are offered, generally become wealthy, while those who do- not. Improve such ckances ;emit' In poverty. We want many men, women, boys and girls to work for us right In their own .locallt.es. • The business will pay more than ten times ordinary wages. We furnish an aspen. nye anal and all that you need, free. No one who engages fails to make money very rapidly. You dm - devote your whole time to the work; or may your spare momenta.' Full information and all that is needed sent free: Address Snivelow Co., Penland, Maine. - Oct. 28, VISO. EAGLE HOTEL, (110IITli BIDS PUBLI4 SQVAII.) Thistreli-known bouFr hes .heoo thorOughli reit touted snatepalma throughout, end the proprie tor is now prepared to offer brat-class sceommode tient' to the public, oti the cora reasonable terms. E. d. J.X.NNINGS. • Towanda, Pa, May 2, 1878. HENRY ROUSE, cpuicut HAIR i WASHINGTON STREETS inufr WAIiD, TOWANDA, PAL_ Meals dal hoots. Tense to atilt the times. ,Large • stable attached. WM. HENRY. Paoraiareit. Weiteudas duke e t svt. ME NM OREM Malarial Poison. - . . irb• priettpal eases orr seedy SWIMS/ Id WI Wee el the - par bee Its ides. * disordered Llverorblefo. H net regehteiitt thilm*lpeolisolro• iseatrretelosbeer eed dee* sift 41111011.. A Been* sate widest frost death Asserlat SOU " Wre Sad year dlunsese Lb& itegeleser id* 'good effect, betas es *privations** care Ear Xatootei Terterests et l'aeame.r, • • , —TAKE— naIgaION LIVER - 110E6tULAT4)11; d Purely Veget,tie ille4icine. . • - /I.ti Effectual lipeclic jut : VIALARIMIX:vvraIks..- 1/11 • • , 00. EL CoMPLAIIiTo. - JAVNINICE.VoLIC. - _ EICSTULSSINM, DENTAL DEPHESBIOIIk DICK HEADACHE, • ' COSEPAYIO24 -' - ' . . . - ,BX LIOVEINEBE, . ' - - - • . DTEPIEPHIA, AAIJBsI; &C. IL yea reel drowsy. debilitated. .bavo (refloat headaches, mouth tastes badly. poor appetite. sad tongue coated. pet are_sufferlog trout torpid liver or " bllhousness," and apatite will Cuo' you eto speedllypand permanently as to take i 1 '• . 'SIMMONS' LIVER, REGtTLATOR. It is given with safety. and the happiest results to the moat delicate Inti Mt. It takes - tba plans or quinine and bitters ot miry kind. 116 the est, purest and best family medicine In the . • _ J. H.& 00., PHILADELPHIA. WILD BY ALL, DRUGGISTS. Azng #OO , yESETANLE - 2,II:IUAN HAIR v - N RENEWER. Thu Standard artlele la awavatathrd withrthe e.- Ovest,st care. . 'Usenet& are as wonderful lad satisfactory as ever. A It restores gray or faded hair' to, Its youth color. • .4 remotes all eruptions, 4ehlng and dandruff ; and the scalp by Its use becomes white and clean. ' By Ita tonic propeittes It restores the capillary glands to their normal vigor. I#:eventing baldness, sod making the hair groir Met and strong. Ass dreisltig notble, has been found sticifeetual or desirable. Dr. A. A. 11.s.xxsi Slate Assaitir a' Massachu setts. says of It: " 1 cabbies Wad but prepares . - Dos for its Intended purposes." ' • BUCKIIIOAIIII°B DYE. . . - . . Thls'ele -,4 gant . preparation May be felled on to change the color of the beard from gray or -any ro p Other undesirable eb de, to brown or Watt. at dte crztlMi. ft Is cull ppiled, being In one Prepara tion, and quick' and 'elreCtualty produces a per manent color which will neither rub nor week off. R. P. MALL & CO., 'Nashua, N. N Sold by altDrogalst{ and dealers In'ldeillelna. pilueittisrts. ar* P8:61, t 8 11. L-1 t ' is a conceded facl that J. K. BUSH 'CLOTHING CHEAPER THAN AT ANY OTHER ESTABLISHMENT IN TOWANDA BOROUGH! MS STOCK COMPILISES . EVEEYTIIING' IN THE LINE Men's el_ And ,116 7'8: (MOTH kJ Youths' FURNISHING GOODS OVERCOATS LOWER THAN EVER•HEFORE OFFERED IN THIS MARKET =I Agricultural Machinery Si CO., R. M. Welles, Towanda, Pa. IMPROVED FARMING •IMPLE MENTS AND MICIIINERY. WIRAD TRUECHILLED:PLOWS. , I Gale ',Chilled Plows,f! Best Reversible Plows, Adgate and Enterprise' Churn Powers, 1 Corn Shellers, Farm Wagons, Platform ,Wagons, Buggies, ' . Peed Cutters, Grain Drills, ACND P1T1NT422133 !MOW AND ow catrszza, • 1,-, Bollard's nay Tedder; 'Leader and Gale Wheel Rakes, Tompkins County Implored' Cultivators;Mowing Ilaehluee, Reapers. Plow Sulky., Sprout's Hay Elevators and tiarPoon Liquid Paints; mixed ready for the brash. of best brands. XX STAR HYDRAULIC CEMENT. Ark. ite—Call and see my stmt or mod for circulars and perms. °Mee fn C. Y. Welles. 109. Cent Store. Warebonso alreetly_lftrear of mem Intbe alley. .' M.; WELLES. Towanda, March 11, 1880. EDWARD WILLIAMS, • • PRIOTIE4E PLUMBER * GAS FITTER. Place of bileineM, a thw doors Raab of Post .DMus. • Pluithing. Ga Pitting, Repaving Pumps of all kinds. and all kinds of Gearing promptly attended to; Ail wanting work In his line should the him a dal. Dee. 4. WO. FJSQU BRAN' N:4-.Cot.tka am I witroura.—Vlret Winter Term commotion °MOAT, NOVEMBER lay. MM. Explain for board, Woes arid toralsbed room. from VII to $lBO per year. !or eatokortm or farther partiew. lan address the Prtiri EVWV E. QUINLAN, A. Y. • . Tows s% Qtdobor 11, Lute BMW 808 THE. WHISKEBE; i DIAN UFACTILTUZD BY Is SELLING -or~- ~. AND GENTS' . J. K. BUSH, BRIDGE STREET . TOWANDA. Wholesale aad Rotall dealer In FOOLS. .3 ~ w r -~r. .:: *-lUnts" for -December work. The &ye imp* dada,' and resell f their nest duration, while the e+►enin ' grow ' longer , *siid,: longer. The. me is Womble for looking back intim:ea. Foratigiughta ire . in their time, bat after thong te, thongh often leo imored, are w a great deal more forshap ing th (Want: - - . .. Lire Sleek. -As the Matson id= venom the lire stock require increas ed attention ; not only are they more directly 'dependent := upon " -'our -, our care, bit they are sub j ect to discomforts exposure,- which seriously interfere with the profit of keeping them. Of all our domestic-animals the pig is the most sensitive to exposure to rough' weather, poultry nest, in this order: fowls, Otis, geese„ arid 'tur keys,- the list Oka doing better when exposed than if ibeltered. Next to fowhr, cows, then, working oxen and young cattle; next horses, which are used, unused horses, and sheep. Of these last the - long-wool breeds 'are most sensitive to cold 'storms and snow, but clous-deeced -breeds will stand almost any amount of cold if they have enough to eat, sheds to go under, and shelter from driving storms of rain ,and snow. Brir, if well fed, ninally feel bright and lively in winter, and young horses azi*, Or this very reason, more easily trained than when the weather and running at pastime makes thein dull. ; Whenever horses are need so as to warin , them up at all, blanket them as so* as 'they stand still, if only for.two or three` , minutes, those two or three minutes are sometimes enough to give a chill; which may end in pneumonia, or other serious troubles. Grooming . eaves feed, and also promotes .health in horses,' and should never be neglected. It will probably pay the owners to stipulate that their horses should be groomed daily. Blankets, except mere "dbst ers, are worse than useless in sta' hies ; they - make the horse tender, and more likely to take cold when bronght in hot. Litter , very freely if you have the material; straw, leaves, swamp hay, etc. Cbws.....—These 'ought to be. well fed. and cleaned by a card aitcl brush, daily, if. possible, otherwise twice a week. They sho uld be milk ed up to within four weeks of call , . It is a great temptation to dry off a cow so as to save the labor of milking; and not alone will; hired men dp - this, but the fanners; them selves generally, do It,. and think that they save a good deal of feed and labor; while in reality, with young cows, they impart a habit Of going dry early, which will lase 'them as 'long as they live. The better milch cows are fed, the better %turn they give, tint feed judiciously. ' • Sheep .are peculiarly sensitive to good treatment. A good shepard is always gentle among his sheep. Ewes which are: to lamb' early ought to be by themselves and ; have better care as their ~time approaches. Feed a few more : turnips and; give. them a little .more liberal sprinkling of awn meat and ran, or oil Cake. - : Pigs, early double the' feed will be require to keep froth going back, i after really cold weather comes on— say, when. the ground freezes. It is then test to kill at:once. • Every far mer out to be able to kill and cut up his own pigs. Butchers are often; very rough and brutal. This is not necessary. Many a farmer who kills his own pigs does so, because he wants the job kindly and humanely done. He actually thrust the knife as it he loved the victim. Feed soak ed Corn, that is, corn which is cover ed with. a s s much boiling water as it .wilr take up in 24 hours. This is better for either fattening ,or store pigs than coarse meal, Unless the lat ter be thoroughly cooked. Poulky.—ltens will lay up to. Christ as, if they have warm quar ters. y 4. manure shed, where mixed manure throws off considerable , warmth; and which is closed in, but well ventilated, an eTcellant place for fowls. They are kept warm and comfortable, their droppings are all I saved, going to enrich- the manure. and they keep on liying, often all winter. At noon feed, in open weath-' er, soft fOod—tha.t is, boiled potatoes relied with bran and corn-meal or something of the, kind ; at night give a good feed - of whole grain, throwing down enough' to toll .them off the roost for an early breakfast, unless thereby you will be feeding an army of rats all night. In snowy and froz en weather, feed three times a day, and give only what they will run af ter each meal. ' ' - . - ' The Ice Crop in 'every section of .the country is becoming more im portant. The-season 'may be unfav- orable -for ice as last, but that iis hardly possible. Nevertheless, r a ptindent man will be prepared tolay in Ms ice as soon as it shall have at tained half the nous' thickness or even less. The probabilities are that an enormous' quantity will be secur ed this season.. It is being applied to new uses all the time, and con sumption in both tawny and country is greatly on the increase. _ ORCEIARD AND 'NURSERY. Apptex.---This has, been a great apple year, and immense ituantities have been shipped to various parts s of. Europe. This trade is now :so well establiShed that in planting, the . American orchardist should have the foreign demand - in view. Apples for shipping should be those that bear transportation, and also those that are in favor abroad, such as the New town Pippin, Spitzenberg, Baldwin, etc. Fruit in the Cellar.--When the fruit cellar is seperate from the house it shonld be kept just above the freezing point ; such cellars do net require ventilation. Cellars under living rooms must be ventilated, otherwise the gases' given , off while the fruit ripening—and too frequent- , ly deeaying—will endanger the health of the inmates. There is : a demand for !Tonle' care in thia-matter, at the profs*, time, because the fruit has beenso abundant that there bran un usually large amount ,stored 'in,the cellars. If the tiouseiis•so construct ed that an opening can be made from he cellar into it chimney, ventilation may be very complete; an opening which can be closed at pleasure should be made to admit air from without when desirable. • . Nan uie.,By-many ._theorehard is eirpi - cted to. yield ' two crops—one from the trees, and another more di rectly from the soil; as it tufty seem. It is useleaslo expeA the:best fruit from trees that are robbed of their nutriment by quick-growing crops. Ordinarily, when the trees come into beeping, they should have the land to themselves: If circumstances make it necessary to grow' some crop be tween the treed both the crop and tio transabowlit inanertd. - Well ":atleir intintirs, best," sad when iiiread let Wooer, the whole ground • and not be heeled - abouatha.trunts of the truest where there are no small roots to sake use. of it. Winter is annsellerit tine to spread the ma nun, se ii can , be draWn upon sleds which more midi* pus under and among kow trees than :* wagon. A dressing of Ikon will oft** be of great benefit, to an orchard. , saVrr (mans. Winter . Profethon---Mitii 3' plants are killed by too' much protection... For example, strawberries rare hardy, and the covering of straw,' marsh hay, etc., 'that is - recommended for them is not so much to , shield from cold as to prevent frequent freezing and thawing of; the soil. The -coier ing should be mainly around and not upon the plants. Shrubs that are not. quite hardy do not require bundling up, as, was thought necessary not - Many years ago,when more plants were smother ed an benefited by the covering. A little brush, (whetter, somaever -green biughs Ova - =close to thi shrub will ward off the severe winds, Modify sudden changes T of, tempera ture, and be a sufficient protection. Tender raspberries must be bent down, and 'covered with' earth before freezing: prevents . KITCULN AND WAKE!' GARDEN. Celery, while in trenches .for the winter, should not be • alloared_ freeze lard—a moderate freezing does no harm. The bay or straw for . . covering should. be at hand when needed. As soon as the iwnter fair ly seta in, the covering, which until then was . slight, should: be made - about one foot in thickness. Celery ' in boxes, in the cellar is more apt to suffer from heat tan cold. The boxes, about nine inches wide, are _ made of old stuff, and as long as con venient; set celery in them as in trenches. The boxes should be plac ed their own width apart, thus avoid ing a solid mass of celery which would heat and decay. The cellar should be as near the fieding point as possible. . Cold . Frames will now need daily attention. The plants kept in them are not to grow, and should' they start they' would be ruined. The sashes are to be. kept continuously, closed only during the coldest winter . weather ; at all other times, especial ly during the day. they must be lift ed. When the temperature of the atmosphere is above_ freezing, tle sashes should-be off altogether. • Cellars- where roots are stored need to be kept , cool, otherwise •the roots will shrivel or start into growth, and be injured. Roots for table - use, if kept in earth or -sand, are fresher and better than others:.—AmeTican Africa/I urist.. Household Recipes. SICK-ROOMCOOKERT--SAVORT CUB- Taun.--Take the yolk of •three sggs and the white of one and putan a basin; add one,gill of beef tea and a. quarter of a saltspoonfal of salt; -whip up the eggs and the beef tea ; take a small cup which: will lipid the miture and butter' it ;> take a piece of white letter paper ,and butter that and tie it on the cup ; - have a sauce pan with hot, water and' put it on the fire to broil ; when the water iseboil ing-Put in the cup, so that the water • stands below the-top of the cup; let it simmer fora quarter of an,, hour; servesbOt., RUBY CAE.—Beat one pound of butter and ode of sugar' to a c4;eam, - to which add eight well-beaten yolks of eggs and one grated nutmeg and stir in the coloring matter, made as . follows: Grate a beet root., to fine shreds, with very little water; let it stand one day and then strain through fine muslin ; add one wineglassful of this essence to the other ingredients, stir in one pound ofdour ' and laitly the whites of eight eggs, beaten to a stiffftoth. This makes two good-, sizal loaves, and looks well with white or yellowtake, as well as being light and good.. . ' SCALLOPED Lortsrics.-I—l .never ate lobster this, way but off the west coast of Ireland, at the Irish gentle man's private table. 1 had .the reci pe, which is as follows : Cut the lobster lengthways through the being careful not to break it ; take the meat out of this lobster' and that of anotherone ' • cut meat in small. pieces, and cook in a saucepan with' two ounces of:butter and a teaspoon; fur of salt and pepper; -add to it a teaspoonful • of_ best vinegar, some mace and tweplarge tablespoonfhlsof grated toast ;listir for fifteen minutes; then put back meet into the shells and cook in a Dutch oven. To FRY Sorr Caans.,Take the crabs, which should be alive, and lift up the pocket book. clasp which is in the under part; i'emove the, hard • portions which radiate from it; take out all grit ; the part to be taken out can easily'be known—being hard and fibrous ; leave all the dams; have some milk, dip the crab in it, and then roll the crab in some parched 1, bread crumbs; have some butter,-it ' must be the best, made boiling hot, and -fry rapidly to bright brown. The best method of frying is to haVe plenty, of butter, and to place the crabs in a kind of wire cage which is lowered into the hot butter; a little parsley, a slight addition of salt and pepper should be made last. ' PISTACHIO DIPtOMATIC - PU.vDING.--• Chop very fine a wiarter of a- pound of blanched pistachios; mix with half a pint of clear/ jelly ; mask a plain. mould with ally this, and fill ~up with a custard, -as for diplomatic pudding,' mixed with_a, quarter of a pound of-finely-ehopped almonds and flavored with a. glass of noyeau ; cold German sauce. - . . Bosvo:i Jumnixs.=—Four 'onces of butter, the same quantity — of sugar and of sifted tour. Cream the but ter and sugar, add the yolk or- one egg beaten- white, and flour ; rose water to taste; drop on tins covered with paper and buttered ; bake in a quick - oven about eight minutes; ice them when cold. Dust, .with flour before icing ; rub off all that will not ostick. The flour makes the icing ad. here to the cakes. Rica PUDDING . a large cupful of rice in water for five minutes, drain. off tbe.water and put ; th 9 rice on ltgain in milk; letdt boil Until soft.; stirring occasionally to prevent,it-from burning; when done put into'4 basin witha part of but ter, the best of a lemon, a little nut meg, half a glass of brandy; sweeten to taste ; add five eggs ; boil for three-quarters of an hour in a basiut serve with marrow pudding sauce. == I give my awl-in charity, is what the cobbler said, 'when he deposited a' 'ahoepeg in the contribution boa. leaves—Elopements. - No a love letter--Letter ]