lil -• DRIFTWOOD. AN old Virginian, vim lives on a moun tain in Pittisylrania County, DO is nigh ty.nir.e'years old, umei • usi ha4.dye, but for all that his hair, which has white as snow for years, is now ta ing back amain, to its natural color. -1 TUE citizens of Mayfield, •••• ; got awful mad-with General the Salvation -- Army, for pr 4, ly for Paducah, `ii - lipro wD hares as an everlasting riraL ti , qa irrni has evacuated Ma' • are in full retreat. i A : Nr.w.t.nw junk dealer has two old it• , n air-tight coffins, and the other day hr iii,t-tht , in out in front. A, anny man v.i•tcd a paper inscribed ' Hancock, 1 -7-0.. r.. on the plate of one, and •another . fcony man pastiwT"" Gaifiel4llBBo," on the other, to even. Wonder if he felt any better. . . SOME facetious loafer in Baltimore per p•-'rated a curler's sell on the public dur i:a4 the recent sesqui-centennial celebra tion. Ile attached to a demolished win dow ;in a ship-chandlery establishment on Thames street, _a placard bearing the in scription : ." This window was 0 broken daring the bombardment of Fort JlcHen ry The _O on the placard wai a k of taken from a board, but was not particularly noticed by anybody, though loindreds gapinly gazed upon the sapper- ; ' -- et.l bombardment relic, and one man'esen broke ofl a little pieCe of glaos to carry MEI Tn ERE is a curious story of bow Wman etraped conviction for bigamy in West Vitginia. A girl named Clara, who he I ri,arried in that State, - discovered that he Lad been married-Wore - to a girl named in:Wisconsin.• The 'proSecution pr.ivedfxith marriages; but. , , the 'defence SVC ut - further and proved a third. lie bad married first of all to-La girl named ;:arall in Ohio, and thus the — WiscrAnsin mariligre wa4 null and, void, being made • , lwforr Le was diVorcedlioiri'Sa - lah.. Then his divorce of course left him free to mar . _I y, as he was not then legally married to anybody. - A sicE-1.0:;K1..i , a; piing man with kid 14, , ,t - €s and broad-cloth stepped -the Louis Dispensary the. otherAay,-and isked to be treated grAisftiraniffection of the ear: " t ire you a riaO'Per,,? l .' asked the " Pauper !" indiknantly -ex lc:Wined the ,leek visitor, "do.I look like a pauper?" The doctor, 'reminded him t',..iat-the law provided onlyjor treatment of paupe:s at the dis . :.etisaTheiisitor ed : " I don't watitipu toinsinuate thatl am a i auper." "I will State frOr your information," said the Doe t.,r, - n " that the law po,itively prohibits us : -.rwtting 4ny pauper' who wears a kid •;lve." " Well, you know what you can_ do atisweted kid gl.ovey. The Doctoi "I know what you can, do," tn ped up, but the deadhead alas Tack fa. him, and skipped, out just at tine not to be kicked out. . ! t: elinn,te of Keutud)cy must be eini t faVorable . to the development ol A. youth Of Logan County, in that I.tte, fell in lOve . with a girl whose fatli , -vas about to move his family to Texas. f , ,llowed the gill to . Russellville; and :: . 1 pi , IC 1 her to st.iy with him. She re "o., ed. and %Olen the train was about to It he collected a number of his hichel . friciols, went to the father 'and said l'.•Lt he meant business, and 'would Larry av by force. The father re ; I , ed very prOniptly and called for the • who guaided the girl until the t..l:n started., The lover became desper and as the train moved off he made t. ,attic - efforts to open the car !windows '1 puil her out. The old• gentleman i.:rft'evet. held the window tight 0) the ; find the disconsolate lov,er was : }n left alone, Sir people hitve queer ideas of piet instance, a sievout citizen, of Plymp- Oregon, has btlilt a hoiiie on posts t ty feet high, in oilier to live near heav . Fqty feet ! that's nothing. Why • 4,'t lie live in the sky parlor of a fash ~hlc first class hotel ! - , Atic il Alleged,spiritual plienomerion i..iiipened the other . day at, 'Wornelsdorf, lip in Bettis County. A little girl named died a short time ago, and ;lot loug after the ffineral her little broth ..r Eddie, who was four years old, was in the yard, when he came into •I,e house and looked very sad. His mother asked, hiui the cause, when he' . mid that his sister Mamie bad called him,; liut in rfitining - all over the yard he failed to find her. During his shOrt sicknesiPbe was speaking.continually about Mamie. ar..laid he would,' go to her Very soon. ICis oath oceltrred in a short time, 14;w:kur. of the treacherous hair-store keeper is henceforth the motto of a ?aril Mademoiselle 9lgalDe Something or-other. She has a :beautiful head of golden hair, • and religiotigjr prrerved every hair that came out when she tomb :•11 it, till she:bad a large-quantity of it. Then the tool: it to a fancy rrtist in hair;. :mil told him to make' switches for her ilierefram, lie made` sortie of it into itches, and kept the.rest—that is, most f it- - .as a pledge of love. OI course the tfn.shhmable belle was aw:Ty at his pt.& tzumptio, and site bqmght ',suit against him to rti:eover. lie (will not keep. any wrc " Oedgcs of lovC", unbidden. _ people are 'proud to call them `conservative in everything, even. though there . ;•are many , things in which cOnscrvatism does not pay. One of these •i evidentira citizen of Athens,' Georgia, - H ho has worn 'one bat. for sixteen winters. THE Delaware peninsula produces one ~f the worst cat stories .on record. It is from the Centreville Observer. Which says that a eat near that place jumped :into a stove having a good fire in it, ran across the lire to the pipe, climbed up the pipe 'to • the flue and there_ took refuge'. When taken out she , was singed a little, bUt oth eivrise unhurt. A. rouTnrtn. scion of an aristocratic family of 'Toronto, after being out all night and striking a woman, was caged a coCkai (1, and one of his companions saki : " I would drown myself before T would (lo,snch 3 thing." The aristocratic youth then went and jumped into the river in front of a hotel. The landlord jumped in after him, cauehtliim udder the arms, ami - said : "Now 'you young fool, I'm go ' -ing to teach you something about drown ing yourself," Then he ducked hint'un derthe water, bolding him :down some t-econds. When he let him up he asked " Well, are yon satisfied?" " No, I . am. not." "Then down you go again," -raid the hotel keeper, ducking him until the youthimplored him to let him go ; be then Kahl " For your own sake, George, I'm going' to give:peva a little more," and ' lie ducked him again. That youth came up cured of all desire to eommit suicide. CIE THAT man can scarcely be pronounced thoroughly happy wtio, with an enraged landlord in the front parlor, has to tern. porizo with his-grocer and tailor in the back. zoom. - ' MRS. LYDIA E. PINKHAM. -IASS. of fervent- Mayfield e Salvo ' d and LYDIA .E. PINKHAM'S VEISTABLZ COW:POMO. A Far all Veinal° Coinpla.ints. prepace , d9ta i as its name rinidea, coiedsta of Vegetable Properties 1441..1 ascot del icate irsalid. Upon on trial the inerfta of this Coen pound will be re covniz...--1, a,r.li<,'is Immtdiate and then Its wets cop/Li:mod, n!nety-nine DIEM tD UM died, aptermoneet curet. rc•rtt . ...l.lstlwrsarris will ter WI. On it,..moUM , of its prorrn it is to-dayro• eoutmeaded and m beetpirddanS to the country. IS cure c tr l irt.l the wor,l form of falling of - the nlerts; trrt,;, - ular and gainful' Rrnstruation.:til trrariza Trot:U..l. Innammation and nelnlaSol3, Flood;r4-..,r11 lArplaccutents the COD, 'Kena ispipohreekt.. - 1 ., and is e?,;:ck ,11 1 adapted to the Change of Life. It v•-;:1dh,...01ve and 'expri tumors term the *terms In an earl; steup:4 of d e r-plenent,,:lbe i tendency to eancerocts tituntiri txeao t. chtkked 'very [needdly by Its tea. ' -^ • ' In feet it by prored •to Li the great est and b.-4a rernee.r evil. hen discon ed. It permeates c crry r lriton of the :Thew, and gives new life and stger. r f:Antss,& , .lirclency. etroys slimming 1 or stizmdante, and xv:tertaletalmela of the stomach I. It cares Illon.tluo. 7'solsl-10,, Nerrons Prri.tratfon. General p:, lit.;.n,slon and bail gestlosi. That feeling' of b., rm:: Coltn, enuring path, weight and toirka, ts-rmanimtly cared Ly tt6cue. It slit n.t. all rn. , l Lnder all cireurretan ces, act In harmuLY r. tat Lc, Con that - governs the females.- • For CurtplaintA of dib r this compound Is totetinataavl, • • Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Is prepared at Mind 1:15 Western arentie, hymn. ?Lem Price gLtn. Six 6 - ,tt`...^4 for p.OO. ger.'byrwllnthe form of pinnt also in the form of Lorrio : tw, on receipt •of price, $1. , 0, per bor, f either. Ilra FLYOI2O.I !tray' antwClS ail Lit,rs c inquiry, send for pain - phiet. addrms ..tfost.on eas roper. Ito fandly thould be Wit h , ,ut E,• PINK/LAX 'Llttll PILLS' gory curt, Constlpation. Dtliouseret andlorpidlty of the Liver. VS mute • liE FMIN , - •,1.• ti / •4 w- i 4 14, I - 3 r * .p. - • r ;--4- iit'llita *-- ir ei. a. peerless remedy for Scrofula, Whitt. Swellings t'auc*r, Erysipelas, Gout, Chronic 'Sores, Syphilis ' , 'ruiners, Carbuncles Salt Rheum, Malaria., Bilious Complaints and all diseases indicating an Impure Condition of the Blood. This Grand Remedy 14 a compound of vegetable extracts, the chief of which are SSIMAY.titiI.I , A and STILLINGLt. The curd efNricd to,t_SCOYILL'S BLOOD IND LLYER SYRUP are absolute, and tiv•lr record Is undlsfigured by tatir.:. For sale by all Druggists. MOTT'S LIVER PILLS, Tbs areatlikei %Mr &Odor, Theel reietify torpidity of the Liver. 27aey give tone to the Stomach,. They pierent griping °Pito 'towels. They remove bite from the /flood. r They pitrify and invigoratothe Body. They cure complaints. f. 1111; ' jEGETABLEUM Instantly destrayaWOßMS lad Is meetnme . niltsl by phyosicians as the best WO,RX , BAKER'S PO PAM f0r...41.4.7V and BEZST.. . , `'For External andAn t ernal Use. Tie Gmateit Pain Thlliever of the Age DENTON'S J0:7.1 2 1 I.: cr .,. 4,r ••• e EtACK ACHE CARTER'S Smart Weed Bact Aclie Plasters. These Plasters contain Smart Weed and Bella donna—both wonderful ppaaiinn relievers—in addi tion to the usual gums. balsams, &c.. used in other .rous plasters, and are consequently superior to -11 others IQr Weak or Lame Sack.. Back Ache, nhounuttism, Neuralgia Soreness :of asthma. Pieurig, Kidney:Troubles, Crick in the Back. Stiff nets of the Joints, and for all Paina and Aches, and wherever a. Plf!ster can bo Awed 'lt you have any need .:/or a Porouc. Strengthening Plaster, we know) this one wilt please ycu. IL it sure to give rehei,a.ut PIL uari not exist where it is applied. . • Ask your druggist for Carter's Start d sin rt B&llsdo•.aa 11, ck its.he Phu ter,. iritErs lou t # to' "i - r 3 VEGETABLE SICILIAN HAIR rm. v..- 40. RAtirmirmit. TRis Standard artlclo Is compounded with the greatest care. Iti effects are as wonderful 'aud.sattsfact ory as ever.. tk. ( It retores gray or faded hale to lte youthfu color. s. - 'lt removes all eruptions, Itching and , dandruft ; and the scalp by its use becomes white and clean: - By Its tonic propetties It restores !he capillary glands to their normal vigor, preventin gbaldnew, and making the hair grow thick and strong. As s dressing nothing has been, found so effectual or destrable. • Dr. A. A. If arms, State Assayer of Munch*. setts says of ft: " I codstder It the beg prepara tion for Its intended .purposett." BUCKINGHAM'S DYE, This elegant preparation may be relied on , to change the color of the beard trim: gray of any other undesirableahade, to brown or bh►tq'at 51 1 0. eretion. It is easily smiled. being too* prfparn• tine. and quickly and effectually produeel s per- - manent color which will neither rub nor lima off. R. P. HALL i CO., Nalhua, 14. ?naiad. l'he Po" Hive Core araz3 COLDS, COUGIIS, ETC C 3 ,1145 tt-, I ' . :. • !..• T• P_. c ^ C r' . . , 17 +". .! • r4f.:7 QUICKLY' CURED BY -AND- Belladonna CARTER MEDICINE, CO.. For sale in Towanda by C.T. THE WHISKERS. -- YA..NCFACTOSZD DT Bold b 7 all Druggists and *Valera In Medic Use litisidUtitem GREAT SALES GOING ON ! GREAT SAMS GOING OW! GREAT SUES GOING;`ON! laeadpatada Ckabing u $ Sacrieca.; Heady-aleaotldat at a Sattifiee. itaalpisala Clottithg at a Saallice. CLOTHINQ!k Ifiesdy-tnatie Clothing st j Saerillee. litsatipsuide Citithiog s •Sacrifice. • $ Beady -made Ciothlog at a Sacrifice. TWENTY-FIVE PIL CT. SAV•EI) I'l'4 TWENTY-FIVE PR. CT..SAVEIi TWENTY-FIVE CT. SATED I 1 • 1•For the Next Forty Days For the Next Forty Days .For the 'Next Forty Days ►Bi baying of By bditng of M..E. ROSENFIELD L ROSENFIELD 8 0 1 . • fhe'COileeqUenCe of this great sale of •.lii, my stork is that iam compelled to enlarge my .. present Store to make room for my tomes-dog bust- • mess. and Instead of imervlng my swot while hold: ing WILL SELL FOR COST for the next 40'days. :No such chance for years tO.Come. ,No such chance-for years to come , . such Chance for years to come. Fall stock going very fast. . Rail stock going very fast. fall stock golnivery Fast. - • . . - The appaFtliiiity to pu base a.CHEAP SUIT is a rare one. and should be embraced by all. Call early at. M. E. ROSENFIELD'S 'and enjoy the advantages now offered by blm. - • - Towanda. March 4. ism I Be Not Deceived J. K. BUSH, THE 'BRIDGE-ST. CLOTHIER, I • Is bound losell CHEAPER THAN ANY j OTHER CLOTHING HOUSE IN TOWANDA ! Before the late advance in prices we purchased the LARGEST STOCK EV E.R. -CAR RIED ItY US, and therefore can SELL AT OLD PRICES 1 OUT stock comprises a full line ot— MEN'S, YOUTH'S, AND CIIILDREN'g CLOTHING! For the Spring trade The largest stok . ofcllA TS in town A full and superb. line of Gents' FURNISHING GOODS.' Trunksl andTrayeling 'Bags, Atixianufacturene • prios.- 1 Towandi, 31st c 4 IS, 1880-71 t STEVENS & LONG . General Dealers in 4- . RO'CERIES,.PROVISIONS, MEI COUNTRY- PIy:IDUCE, HAVE REMOVED :TO THEIR NEW STOREM CORNER OF MAIN & PINE-Ste (The old stand of lroz. Stevens it Moroni • They invite atteati6n to their complete assortment . and very large stock of Choice Ilew Goods, wrath they have always on band, IMPICCIAL , ATTENTION GIVEN TO THE EMI j• PRODUCE And. Cash paid for desirable kinds. N: J. LONG. Towands.Apti 1 1819. SPRING AND eIIMMER 1880 L. ROSFSBAUM & SONS. 201 EAST WATER STREET. DRY AND FANCY GOODS, JOBBERS OF MILLINERY UM LARGEST, BEST AND CHEAPEST MIL - LINERY 1' p • ell g itiducemeits and Priam tollitlllains. • anis Nopeettully solicited. • 1•3 RO4ENBAI73I.Oi 145 :111,11 Lure WATT,. arthbass Nous Win % - LEHIGH .VALLEY ..:= PBB7I. lir ram 44Th ROAD& == 1519 1-1 3 I 6TATIONA 8 30' 16. r.it.'3'31i6..13.1e.itA . • - r.X. tr.E. 3la 2i 2 7 .... 7 tw.Nlairra7 6..4 lOa 40 2 2 V-- .... 930 ...119231149... 11 • -.... 1 t 00 440 .... .-....Eoehester. 160 7 1. , • , .... •, 45 6 ' .... ....... Lyeas... 240 0 902 .... 654 9 .... ..., —Geneva.. 7-41 603 814 .... 633 1144 .... ....`...lthaes..: a t 1 1 ga r .... g 105 n ... ~.. ...Owego... 530 .... 6 251.... 3101 35 pit 3 451. —Elmira .. 625 12 33 4 16,12i1l '45 2 - 00 91 • 416 .'.Waverly . 44 1120 1i 3541611' 10 7.45 935 410 ....Sayre.... 44. 140.636`2143 A 419 940 434 ...Athens._ 424 11 31.2. - icon 4.. 949 .... .•.,.Siltsd.. .... 11=4,4..1 1 124 1t ". 059 - ...Ulster... 1112.4 63 1 1115 ititt i iillo 15 liel . - Tonna. iii. 00; ; 3 ilus. -.....,..... 1025 2 12 .C4'yinuklag p... 1045 1 ... .{1052 ........ 1035 .....Sts'g Stone. ... 1035 ....11043 -- „... 1042 625 Rum , ernew ... 1027 .... teas ........'. 15 52 .... Irreneldowa .... 1017 .... 1024 or., I a 25 1305 560 .Wyalusang ... 10p5 405 1012 11403 41 11 VS 610 .Laneyellte. 3 . 946 3490 52 ....1.... 1134 615 Skid's Eddy ..... 9 ~.. 94 8 . 4 01 11 47 631 Meshoppen ...„'„ .... 926 3 20 9 22 ........ 11 54 636 SlehOopany. .... 925 ..'.."9 25 12 . 26 i2B 1240 71 Tankitan'elt 212 956 303 902 ..,. .... 1250 721 .LaGrange.. •... a 44 .-.., 550 . 107 734 ....!'alt.... . 828 ... 887 vi,iiii 140 8 R June ' .: lib 205 225 8 25 135 524 2.20 835 16'113-Barre 106 730 202 760 3 15 740 4.. 1100 Ereh Ckarnlr 1105 .... 1155 525 441 834 '653 12 .Allentown . *OO2. .. :. 1054 130 .5 00 835 6 . 12 10 .1124blehetn. 930 .... 1045 420 330 900 630 *2.„..1ra5t0n.,„ 920' .. 101 362 262 11Y1.5 116 210 Ithllsalphls BOW ...... 00 215 03 1123 925 335 . New York. 61101 z— 40 100 ' ,P.III P.N. P. X. . .. 9.11. Y. 511 P.M La. R. BUSH, No. 2 Bridge Street. And GE.U.STEVENS ELNINii, Y Dealerstin ALSO MI Assortment ;or In OA llotithenk Tier. atfstr„ ss, lIMITWAIID, • No. 32 leaves Wyslusteg se 600 A. 11..11Treneh thwn 6: 1 4. Rumtnerfleiff6=. Standitigttone 6:31. *Wyss:sting 6:40. Towanda 6:13. Ulster 706. Mai 7:16. Athena Tea, Sayre 7:40, Waverly 7a15, &miring In Elmira at 8:60 A. M. • No. at leaves Elmira at 6:30 P.M.; Waverly' 6:15, Sayre 6:30. Athens 6:36. Milan 6:44. Ulster 6:63. Towanda 7:10. Wyasuktng 720. Standing Stone 729. Ruzninetteld 737, Frenehtown 7:47, arriving. at Wyalusing 8:001'.32. Trains 8 and 16 run daily. Sleeping ears entrain' 8 and 16 between Niagara Falls and Philadelphia and between Lyons and New York without changes Sleeping can on 3 and 6 between Buffalo and I Wilkes-Barre. Parlor ears on Trains 2 and 9 be tween Niagara rails and Philadelphia without change. and through coach to andfrom Ithester ' via Lyoms. It. A: PACK ic ER. Supt. P. N. Y, 11. R. Sayre. Pa:, June 210880. glusines4 EDWARD WIL lAMS, PRACTICAL PLUVRRR & GAS FITTSR. Place of business, a few doors notihnf PoistAXlSce. Plumbing, Rai Fitting, Repairing Pumps of all kinds, and all kinds of Gearing promptly attended to. • All wanting work in his line should give him a all. - Dee. 4. 1879. • • ATHA. TIDD; Dealer in • PITTSTO,WILKES-BARRE . . AND LOYAL sops 'COAL. Lowest prices for cash. Wilco and yard foot of Flue-street, Towanda. July lb, 1550.. S.O ANCE! C. S.° RUSSELL, Agent, • • • 'TO*ANDA, PA. FIRE,. LIFE,. AND ACCIDENT POLICIES Issued on the Most reasonable terms. • ,None but • reliable companies represenied. Losses adjusted and paid hbre. ' Toirands, Nov. 18, 1879. • HENRY MERCFIC, , DEA . 4II. IN: . ANTHRACITE 'AND SULLIVAN AI TIIRACITE 'CONNER PARK AND BIVZR STAMM, TOWANDA Coal screened, and delivered to rinyparfot .the Borough. ALL ORDZIKEI MUST BS ACCOMPANIED BY Tilt Cien. B. MEBC CB, Towanda, Dec. 1, 179 : Has removed to CORNER MAIN 'it BRIDGE-ST 4 Neadquarters FOR• CHOICE GROCERIES. I=2 CASH PAID'-FOR BUTTER, EGGS, &c GOODS SOLD AT THE LOWEST• LIVING RATES JAMES . McCABE Towandi, April 29, 18011.. • THE OLD , MARBLE YARD , • STILL `IN OPERATION: , . • . A • The undersigned haying purchased the MAR BLE YARD of theiate . I.II:ORORMgCA BE, de -sires to Inform the public' that having employed experienced men. he Ls prepared to do all kindsof work in - the line of ' MONUMENTS, • . 4 • HEAD S ONES, , MA TLES and SHELVES, in the very best manner and at 'await rates. Persons desiring anything in the Marble line are invited to call an dexamine work; and save agents' commission. JAMES McCABE. Towanda, Pa., Nov. 18, 1878.. 24t7 HEAT . .HARtirETs E. D. RUDDELI,,, 1 Would respectfully an non nee that he le continuing the Mark business at the old stand of Mullock.a It undell, aid will at all times keeps full supply of - PALS. f$ S i lt • . . • , 1 11 1 7 11 0MTAW '''•.•N 1),.b. • O.IrgTERS • • • • ' Constantly on. hand. Country dealers_ supplied ai city rates. • tR,ESII..§t, _ SALT MEATS, • GARDEN ',irEGETABLES, • ~ • • TRUITS, &A. • sir All Goods &Tiered Tree of Charge. E. D. surmin.L. ,Towanda, Pa. N0r.27,18711. MEAT • DIARICETI 11YER & DzVOE - Located In BEIDLEBANS BLOCK, BRIDGE-STREET, = , - seep on bad, FRESH .AND -MEATs; DRIED. BEEF, FIti3II,,POULTRY,- OA3bEN VEGICTANLBB AIM BERRINS IN TIMIS SLUM, &a. • trAllgoodedellrired tit* k eitagr• mins a iosvos. **4 mg tom. MS IDBIDGRAnd= jup, ... _ :.:.,; • ::, :.:.,-:. ~::::.., :._, FURNITURE STORM. uSTWA*D. TWO stoma Drotigt Meng dOlibied Our facilities this year bytrees., two stores, we are prepared to otter. yes's Wirer stock thaa aver ; before, sad at - reftold rice*: FT RNITURE CHEAP CHEAPEST At the same time we keep up_thestandard of our goods. WOO 4;410 We guarantee satletaetion. We anything to that line on short.. terminal to please. towanda.lllay 161,1679. i -,. WHOLESALE AND i ETAIL FIIRN IT RE! FROST'S SONS' We are Dow prepared for the 5P11.40 TRADE with a fall line of NEW AND DESIRABLE GOODS LATEST STYLES AND LOWEST '1 PRICES • which we Invite the lodate to ea and examine. • PARLOR' SUITS IN RAW SILK, TERRIS,.PLUSH AND H.A.IRCLOTH, ts yeti lirgei and. our Prices ss low as the lowest. CHAMBER SUITS IN ASH, WALNUT AND SOFTWOOD, which we are selling, at a very low price.' A full, line of SPRING BEDS, MATTRASSES UNDELTAKING • In this department we always have the best goods n the market, and are contimially adding • • trhilit our prices are the lowest. J. 0, • Towanda, April r Foundry & Made to ordet.,. litepaliing 'of all kinds done on short nottee.',.' Satisfaction guaranteed. Algol: manufacturers of 'and dealers in =I lIE we are serLtng Of WI Iriuds as It not ` CHEAPER • Than the (OUZ :STECLIVIT Call and see for 'y nrself N. ' PICKS.i Or VIZ Oar assortment of, We have a full fine of AND PILLOWS. ICEW STYLES with all the LATEST IMPROVEMENTS, CHAS. J TOWANDA, PXOIA. We claim to lAa' e BEST CIRCULAR SAW M lti p - In tkp market. • - SHINGLE MILLS—LA:Fn MILLS Parnell's Iniiiirted Feed Cutter , Strond's Keystone - Fire Eihrinker, Grimy°ld's Boss Water Wheels, , Ward's Patent Buckwheat Cleaner, &c., ENCINO AND BOILERS JOHNSON'S PATENT Polish'ng and Fluting Irons The pest In the world. #rtiots wrintpd. CHAS. JOHNSON & CO. Towanqa,,Ap L. B CHICKER And H./00/1 . & "HAMLIN. ORGANS. Also Instruments of 1 Large liandseoloe Oltal II ter dee sad . - upwards. ._ New square and Upright Pianos 8150 sad wpea 1 rds. • t. :. g. .1 ~' I . A large of SHEET MUSIC ' tiSIC ma MUSIC • 80 . 08111. . . • • 1 • • L. B. I'OVirELL. Satiates, Ate. MK• U. LIST,OF LEGAL,BWKS Printed sad kept on sale at the RsPowritle Orittit : at wholesaleror Deed. - , • Treasiversßontl.. • Coileetorallond. • • • Commitments. : Warrant. . - • - Constible% Return.. „- • Artlelesot Areement,dierma. - Bond on Altaebtnent.' . Coustablees Sidra. • Collectors Petition for License. Bond for License. Note Judgement. • Note Judgement SOL 1 Seieniists now all admit that most diseases are caused by disordered Kidneys or Liver: and that If these great organs are kept In a perfect condition. health will be the result." WARNER'S SAVE KIDNEY AND LIVER CURL is made from a Simple Tropical Leaf OF RARE VALUE. and is a rOSITIVE remedy for the following troubles IMII Pain- in the Back, Severe Headaches, Dizziness, Bloating, Inflamed Eyes, ' A Tired Feeling, Night S,weits,- I ' . Pains in the Lower Part of the Body, Palpitation of the Heart, Jaundice, , Gravel, -Painful Urination, Biala rial Fever, Feler,and Ague, /lad all dlitlases emesed by the Eldoeys, Lire' or Urinary Organs being out of order. . . It is a SAFE and CERTAIN cure for all Female Meanies, such as . Lenoorrhcea, Inflammation of the-Womb, Falag of the Womb, Ulceration of the Womb, • ING, It mikeehtrol ilia regulate menstruation, and is an enriellent and safe remedy for females during PreguaneY As a Blood Puritierit is unequaled, for it cures the organs that MAK!, tbe blood. For' leilsCarbuncles, Scrofula, White Swell ing, Salt Rheum, Poisoning by Mer- Cray or any other Drug, it is certain in every case.: prepared to - do Ice. andare IRE For Inc3ntinencer, Impotence,- Pains in ' the Loins, and all Similar-Diseases, it is a safe; Sure, and quick cure. " It is the only known remedy that bas cured bright% Disease. Xs a proof of the rally and worth of this (treat Natural Remedy, read iba following • 1 4 S. A. LATTIifORE. Ph. D. ' L. L. 0.; Professor of Chemistry to the l.lnlversity of Itochester,N.Y.:, knowing the ;popularity and merit of WAUNIZIVB SAFE littoNkY AND Llif.EF: ernw, aftera thorough Analysie,- has furtilehed the . following statement: • UNIVERSITY OF ROCHESTER., CHEMICAL LABOHATORY, ITOCIAE.S4I.II, N. Y., Jan. Q, 1681. Mr-A. IL Watisiii - hasplaced In nay possession theltrioula of theiinedicine mabufactured and Sold " . :by him under the general !designation of WARNER'S. SAFE KIDNEY A,ND LIVER CURE. 1 have investigated his processes of man ufacture, which are conducted with extreme cam and 'according - to the best inethevis. bare also taken„trom his laborAtory samples of all the mate rials used in the preparation of this medicine; and .mon critical examination I end them, As well as the medicine into which they enter, to be entirely free from poisonous or deleterious substances. ; • S. A. LATTIMORE. - • This - Itmedywhichlias donc. such Avoi,ders, Is put up In thd - i — XIitGEST SIZED IIpTTLE of, any medicine upon the market. and Is ;sold by Drag= gists and dealers 'at 81.23 per.bottle. Yor. Diabetes (lgnite for W.AiltNtß'S SASE DIA LET.ES CURE. It lea POSITIVE remedy. • IL H• WARNER & 00 , Rochester, N• Y EMI •BENTRLY BOOKBINDER, AND .DEALER, IN SCROLL SAW GOODS. , MAGAziNEs iontAl neatl;• and promptly.. ' BLAN Kt BOOKS houwl . to order .aml rret n fed AMATEII7IIS' SU PPLVE M T, itcputin• nt of my busluel4.l - 4 verycom , ; Vete. A. frolllue of El Woobs, SAW ilL(*ks, - CLOCK movE,:kitNTg, Shops,‘ Constanti y ,,,on hand:. slut safe st;loyrer prices than here. ;.' ••• 0r.:1'45,W )Rtli O 1 DESIONS ECE FOR 91.00. , 134A•it0r price lists. ' • - . . . -,-,- ..--*EPORTE.P. .I*[ ,„ 1.1)150. . ......„ i 449.80. TOWAN DA, Ps., P. o: Buz 151?.. .FAVT ! No. 4, Beldlonian Mock, Bridge-at., Towanda, Pa. cAgn rA:tv irEtTs, WOOL AND BEESWAX. 70w000i, Oct. 30, 1879-ifr; • '" GILMORE-:,.& . .00-.., =MI and all other classes of claims for Soldiers and Soldiers , Heirs, prosecuted. ,• ' •• Address with•stamp. • • • CrII..MOIIE & CO.. Washington. D. C.• • SI °Outfit furnished free; with tun in stractiens :for conducting, the •most profitable business Ulm:lone can engage In. T e buslue s Is so easy learn, and our Instructlons are simple and plain, that any one can make *great profits from the very start. No one can tail who Is willing to work. Women are as successful as men. Boys and girls can earnlatgo sums. 11 tanmade at the bad ness over ' One hundred dollars Ina single week. Nothing like tt ever huown,before. All who engage are • surprised at the ease and-rapidity with which they are able to tuake , ney. You Can engage in this business during your spare time at great profit. You do not - have to Invest capital twit. We take all the risk: Those who need ready money should write to us at once. Ali, furnished tree. Address Tuna k Co., Au;usta,. Maine. get. 28. ET rotT-R:uAtie,curr • • - , 22 =I • _ AND- SITAVING, AV T 11 !) Viirelex=el. licolmse ANOS, • SHAVING} PARLOR. • • Ilit-We - stody to rite. D. V. STEDPE, Prorr "troramia. Pa..,.7qty 16, 1879. ' ther makets. EipYonneltles by making money when 'a golden chance is offered thereby always keeping poverty from your door. Those who always take advantaga of the good, chalices for making money that are offerea. generally become wealthy, while ;those who do nut improve such chances remain in poverty. We want many men. women, boys and girls to work- for us right in their own localities. - The business will pay more than ten times ordinary wages. We famish an ezpen. sive outfit and all that you need, free. No - one', who . engages falls to make money very rapidly. I. Tett - , can devote ',your whole time to the work, a only your spare moments. Foil information andl all that is needed sent tree. _Additess finwarm C0., - Pottland, Maine. . Oct. 28,1880. t RioLp HOTEL, : .. . , . . . ~ (Sotry_ti bum PUBLIC sonatas.) I • Thts welMcilinen boas° has been thoroughly re 4 aerated and relished throughout. WI the ProPrie° for la now prepared to offer tint-class =commode:: Mons to the pidle, on the most reasonable termsl . - E. A. JENNINGS. 1 Towanda, Pa., May I!, Me. • , 1 HENRY . HOUSE, WINER Y. IN a . WASHINGTO3S irrazErk i PIES? IN1.„ Meals 4111 boars.. Tonga' an titbe Masa. Larg4 . - stable attaebe • ' • . , WIC; Towanda, July 3, 1 78 , 4 f. . . r ettal CRESIICAL ANALYSIS., BEE II:, rfAVIDOW & BRO.' =I ITEaabUtshedlsM, • PENSIONS, INCREASE OF PENSIONS, •pb4 ana Potson. of Wulf OH t tIAS Uwe ot the its! hu Us *den discowirded Lher,wittett. treat resisted in Uwe. igrearnalbm sag o wretchedness assidesch lOU ern% wise welted from death AMertell a. r= mad yaw -Stansose Liter_ *Ulf good erect. bath se,s eresentke sad cure far. ilishalsl Minn as the tstAteds of Pasambei ". ' !; 4 filigfiteNei. - LIVER - ItECONTO4; -11 Perely Vegetable ;Medicine. An Effectual SpecteU.tor- DAL ARUM'S FEICEEN. DOWEL CO►MPLATNTB. - JAUNDICE. COLIC. . BEStLESSNESs. MENTAL DEPREIAION, • DICE.HEADACHE, .COSSTIPATION, BILLIOESNESS, DYSPOSIA. NAUSEA, lgc:' you'df feel 'drowsy. deadlitated.,7!have frequent headaches, mouth tastes badly. 1 pelf* appetite. and • tongue coated, )ou are suffering from torpid liver of billtensness l " and notiggg will cure you mi speedily slid permanently affrlalse' SIMMONS' LIVER REgKLATOR. • It Is-given with safety. sod t Dq happiest results to the must delicate Infant . It lakes the place of qultdoesual bitters of every kind: It is the cheap. est, purest and best family medicine in the world. • . . ZEIIM & PHILADELPHIA. SOLD DY ALL DRUGGISTS. PERRY DAVZ' IS puttria REMED2 ,02 1 For iiiI.EaNAL and I,XiLatiAL ysei PA1:K1LLER.,...1,,,,,....i..,c0cht,4113,11.1-11/IXtft•f/y cif. re r a in .4e woe in. perichrell J. PI D a Dare enre Cora AN llLLu•Tbres,. ('hilt'; iti.trrhTen, DvsentPrys «alp% R.l On ISotrda Gowvia;nt , . PAIN KILLER r...7, 1 : 1 .: 1 -- I .:!;ff.. ; TT, f: 7 ' Heti lien.trtc.he, Pain in the Bac% or natio. h nin eon* and es:rssigin• PAIN KILLER 1".F.111-Ifi';`4:'.1'....."11, 12 . - , , rpePdy and rn. - .I,!t-err,f a -IST-A.1,9% eat% Sprains, Severe Itstrin - • PAIN KILLER iirY,,7fir•tft• l ll 7 e: IT: I'..rin, r, . t r ".. `iri , vairelirinc• tr • rt i r Lau • • internally or esti:rim:lly c.l' fnmorjr e.n to T. , "h-':t it, .I ,, :tble mutt 'y in th , l I:^:; rte I.r.i i'n's f it ,^"t11 's it 4 eTT t lii a t , a ILT 111 Cr,,lits at `es .PI 4 Irottl4 F::P.RY DAVIS & Prov!t::.azo. n. is Propr.et - ora. • . • 'CRAY'S SPECIFIC NIEDICIPIE. . TRADEMARK. ' The Great,'. TRADE M_RK. i ."'" ENGLISH . it Remedy, i i WID promptly & • • 1 ''' , . .rattleally - c u r e.' :any & every case of Net volts Debit. . ‘l 4l , - t ity Eli:Weakness, F.. :1 410,... -' result. of 111 MS . - _ z.... ejet lon. erre ss or • '.---.- e...... ore Taku:6 troverwork of the Main & nervous After eiti4 Bef system ; is,perfectly harmless. acts like tnagic.stal ;has been extenslveky te•ed for flyer thirty -years with great success. Xi' Full ptrticiflars In our paritphlet, which we desin to send free by mall,to every one, Irlj., The Specific Medicine is sold by all druggists at A) 1 per package: or Ms packages for 1f.5, or will be sent free by pail on , receipt of ' the money by addressing , • . '. - -.THE GRAY MEDICIN E CO.; • MQ. 3 Mechanics' Muck. I.)vricotT. MICII. ' cget In Towanda ny C. T. ti Ilt HY. and by druggists everywhere. Johnston. Holloway & wholesales agonts,Phlla. Apri I 10, 187911.:_ - 'gisceitancou-5. Agricultural. Macl#ery , R. M. Welles, Towpda; PA.; Wholesale and - Haan dealer In MPROVED FARMING, ,IMPLE ME 'TS AND MICRINERY. WIRAD TRUE CHILLED:PLOWS., Gale 'Chilled Plows, • Best Reversible Plows, , Mgate and Enterprise Cburn Powers, Corn Shellera, Farm Virago - Iw, Platform Wagons, , Buggies, Feed Cutters, Grain Drills, ACNE PT/L7EIII2IITG I Leßoy AND CLOD • - • "Bullard's Hay Tedders, Leader and Gale Wheel Rakes. .Tompk,lns County improved ' Cultivators, hlotwing Machines, - .ateapers. Plow Sulky.% • • . . • Sprout'sHay Elevators and Harpoon Forks: . Liqiiid Paint s , ''m zed read for thO_l_ brush. of best brands. X STAR HYDRAULIC CEMENT, Ac.; ke; d see, my stock or send for cirenlars and prtcils. ()Mee In C. P. Welles' 99• Cent store. Warehouse directly in rear of same in the alley. R.' 31. WELLES. I • Towanda, March 11. 1830. W . , . Geo. L . Rost • ~. • .. :5 1 I Of ih • Third Ward Store, has opikd a large and con tent Store In the brick .b , First Ward. opposite Humphrey Brotbens a - - y's Boot - and ft Shoe Factory. mid has Oiled It wi ' 11 . , • • • • ' .T , 4/ A LARNE EITOCIt. 'OF • . 1 -: i - • . - • I -g.:. I . 1 • . 'CH O ICE alto . . , ~ ./: ..... ~... . OF A KINRS , I( ... - - • . -Width he has purchased In.. e ,T, k fpr intik and solicit" the confidence MO ' lament the public, and respectfully 194 he . . ' . - , , !."4 ' s '. 1 • • . 1 • , WILL HOT BE illip . LI? 1 .. -- .- e 110' • __. i. ' • By anytc l d.T. , till: Third W afore will also be ,kept stocked With Arst.claas Oind will be sold as WW as the ToWest. , Ts/smuts. January 8, 18/10, 11l t . :.A ~ - --- GET YOUR . • - ,• • - .I B P lir Tit 21 G " - 1 ' 7 -Enti,ALT 1014 "REPORTER" OFFICE OH, Clydesdales-vs. Percherons. , , :lin. Enrron:—.4a .. , of th* breeds are being iatx , , , ced to some extent. -In this counti, I herelfjitt send ran an extnict from a letter written, by the Illiaoiscorrespondeit to, the Country Gentleman, dated o`9-1 tOber 5,1580, and which &upwind in the above named. pities of Octoler, 14,1880, page , 661, which . I request you to publish. I ii Fair Play." "As Suggested-in my report of last year', the Clydesdales appear to i r be 'flanking the ercherens, or at legit outnumber' `g them ,on Th'tir ow& `ground . Of the former breed there were ten where there was one last year, and a the Percherons there were something like prcipor tionately less. It is urged against the French horses that thi are too 'large; have too heavy hind and fore quarters, and "too small a middle' piece," (as an old farmer expressed it), to stand up under a hot sun, and the hard work of all kinds all the, year through. It is claimed for the Clydesdales that while their progeny is not as large as that of the Per eherons, it is quicker, has more , style and action, and:when bred to, half, three•quarters, or full-blooded racing stock, they make a class of carriage horses for which there is 'an unlimit ed demand in large cities at large pricei. " But=let it not be thought or un derstood that either the Short Horns or the 'Percherons are abandoning the ground in Illinois. I„am report iUg what I think I see of the chang s. going.on in &tock-breeding fash ions. It will be a long time before CBI:MEER, 4' the Short Horns will not outnumber all other breedtaken together, and, a time quite s long before the t ,ri strong blood o 1 i the Percherons fails to show very dr_inspickusly on the - Allinois-bred horses. SUmething bet ter than the. Short Horn has been sought for, which will do better on grass alone,l.and that has led to the introduction ; of the HerefOrds; and something ;of lighter weight' ; and more style and action, that the Per cheron has been called for, and the 'Clydesdales have been imported;' .and the 'result Will , be, not the aban donment of the one old race or ` ` ; the other, but the . . multiplication :` of breeds and 4acis, which will. more fully respOnd to the, increased de manila for horses and cattle better suited to ill the 'requirements of the times. t - : B. F. J. Champaign County, 111. ' ; , Bow ,Cows Drink. Although cows require • a great deal of water, many Of thein are al loWed to suffer - for , want 'of it, be- Cause their peculiar fastidigusness is not understood or regarded.: The Ainerkai Cultivator • says on tAis subject.: If the cows have to drink from any have other than brook or riyet, do - not. , turn nut more than two at a time. tMany of our. hired, men expect a ciaw to drink like ailliore: which they certainly do not.• Lead ajlorse . to the'troulth.-and he w 'drink immediately or not at all, . but a cow will usually stand and look, wet her lips and sip a mouthful., half a dozen times before slit; begins to drink in good qarnest. j Some cows, how l evdr, will ' drink immediately But' n case of either cots Or; horses proper care cannot.be taken of them till their peculiarities are well under stood;- and whoever undertakes to mike the most of his stock must make every individuil one a speoa study. If cowsare:watered out o(a pail it may be found that one and al will drink only from a 'certain/pail and if a change is, made it will be in stantly detected. Few cows will eat hay that another has breathed 'upon. It is well to humor tlie animal in such eases, while' stlyfying to supp'y the proper quantity and quality o food • Look 6 / qt for Glanders. • A stirgeon in the German ;army calls the attention of officers and sol diers and of all who have to do with horses, to the danger of using ti:e handkerchief to,wipe away the foam, from the mouth or nose of a horse, which may have been thrown upon their clothes. Some months ago, the writer'atates, an officer game to him suffering from an obstinate cold or cough. The usual remedies were prescribed, but in vain • ;,avisit to the baths at Reichenball 'also did the pa tient; no good. Returning to duty; the officer became worse; fever, at- tended with great pain in and asset ling of the head, set in. and ultimate ly, after much stiffring, died' with every symptem of! glanders. Ingni-, riea. were set •on ' foot„ and 'it was found that some time before he was taken ill he, bad ordered a = horse, which hebelieved was suffering frein glanders, to; be shot. Neither- the groom nor any of 'the other soldiers who had - been near the. horse has been attacked by glanders, and con sequently,that the officer. who died may have conveyed the diset4e• into his I system . by perhaps . -using his handkerchief' , to wipe some !of the foe* froth the mouth* nose i of,•the horse, frotn_bis unit im. MAKING Soda CROUT.--.14 uest we ever ate,,we made • ourselves, for many years, and fora considerable time with ; our own hands, and always' with. Savoy cabbage. It was manu factured in this wise: In the Eh* place let your "stand," holding from a , half barrel to a barrel, be thorough ly scalded out; the cutter, the tub and the stamper also well ,scaliled. Take off till the outer leaves Of 'the cabbage, , halve them, remove ,the heart and proceed with the cutting. Lay some clean leaves ht the bottom of stand, sprinkle with 'a handful of salt, fill in half a bushel of cut cabbage;stamp gently until the juice just makes its appearpnce, then add I another- handful of salt, and so or. Until the stand is.full4 - Cover over with cabbage lesiii; :Phi* otl terlo elean , boar3, - fitting the space pretty well, and on, top of that a stone weighing twelve or fifteen pounds. Stand away in a cool place,and when hard: freezing comes on remove to the teller.. It will be ready for pse in from four to six weeks. The cab bage should be cut tolerably coarse. The Savoy variety 'makes the best article, but it is 'only haltaa produc tive es the Drumhead and Flat Dutch. f rO BOIL' ONIONS.--Some years ago I Fend in an - English journal a - Con tribution of Mr. Frank Buckland, where he stated that after mental-fa tigue and occasional sleeplessness he was greatly benefitted by eating on ions, at .l•is dinner. ,Flow soporific or sleep•inducing the onion, the °Web despised vegetable, is. I am not pre pared to state; but kilow that .many persons who are troubled with sleep lessness Wile them. If properly boiled in at to get the .twang out of them, the onion is a most delicate vegeta.:-. ble. To irvery quart of onions a qtutrtof cold water, with s half ta blespoonful of salt. Boil not too fist ; for tiro boars. Drain in colander thoroughly and allow to get cold. Make a sauce with a tablespoonful pf butter, the same o' flour, and orle half `pint of milk; rub butter and flour perfectly together, with a pinch of black pepper. - Boil milk, which poor over.flour and butter, and stir all the time to keep smooth. Put onions in Lance and let them heat urr• til.the same boils. Ought to be 'se:T. ed rather dry. The, Virtues of Buttermilk. Few people know tbe,Jralue of bUt termilk. A proper and \constarit-toie • of buttermilk will entirely core the constant craving for stimulants to which many persons, from long use, have habituated themselves:. 'Lye it'handy, and when the appetite says whiske or other stimulant,' drink half tumbler of buttermilk ; the cravi g desire will be satisfied, Dad the mach will be much benefited and treugthened , initead of weak n ed. here are very many good effects fromik, free use, of buttermilk.. It "- alone will often cure sour stoma!, , ancilienhanently. The lactic 'add needed by many persons is supPLed by, butterwilk much more larg..ly than by any other known food bever age. One vital and important use of' Ifuttermilk is the prevention of val vular ossification of the valves of the heart, from which, in this,country, so many persons die, especially old 1 persons. There are many other pe r euliar so-called heart diseases which litetic acid, if partaken freely, pre vents. ' The so-called fluttering or palpitation. of the heart, - consequent upon a lisorded, dygpeptic stomach, can _be entirely removed by a flee uie of buttermilk. There Are many other unpleasant feeligs thus cur.d, ' all of which their seat n the stonn.ch —melancholy, the blu,' etc. . -.- • -A. A. Bullock shows ii—ii•sam ,ple otsqrghum, made ; at. East Tioy, Pa., from the amber cane, which was_ , .E 4 own by his uncle, James Bullock, in Colutala - , Township, Bradford Co. :Some. of the progressive farmers in the vicinity of Troy. having seed fur nisbed.them by the Commissioner of Agriculture, have experimented with very faiiira.ble results to which, the sample and, their statements testify. They have associated in the purchase of the necessary apparatus for the manufacture of the ,sorgham from the cane,.which is in operation at East Troy. From the: cane grown on thirty-six square rods of ground, sev enty gallons of .the sorghum, like, the sample, was produced, which :was very thick in quality and , of good flavor. It is recommended to be, good'for cooking' purposes, and su perior to the sugar syrup for table .use. kis the aim of the Commis sioner of Agriculturei to. extend the growth of this highly useful plant and to open new avenuesiof profit, to the farmer , _Could not s' me of the broad smiling acres of the Tina val ley and the fertile,. farms scattered across the county/be used to good advantage in the ph:motion' of tuts branch of dothestic exchange ?;-- . 1 / a n:yield Adrertiser.. - . SAVISVPLISDING'.-:Sift together l'alf a pota(d of flour, one heaping Lea spo/nful of baking - powder and one o salt ; rub together four ounces of granulated.surrar and two ounce , of butter, and c wrxin they are' well ix ed, so as to _be.. granular, but riot creamy,. add the flour gradually un til all is used ; make - a hollow in the . middle of the flour, put into it ';)ne egg, half a teaspatifal - of lemon' fay oring and a half pintof milk; mix to a sniooth paste. put into well but :er ed and floured mould, and set this into a latge pQt, with boiling wf.ter enough to colne two-thirds up the side Of the mould ; ate= the pud ding three-quarters