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MEE= MaIIERSON, ATTORNEY-AT-I , AMP, TOW A Nll A, PA. Rr z t. n., MEE eP A, rt,TtN4T-AT-LAw A ND 17. S. ColumissioNaß T4)WANDA, PA square A NI 'W. ,111-CK, ATToILvEr-A T-I, A It', —South P. , 10.111' • • ; 13. I tr. 9. )1,. • DAVIFS,kz EINOCII AN, A TTOTENEy,T-LAw, ISOUTFI SIN.; ole WA! D AND.RE W WILT, A T;t4)IINEY-A7-1. VP/. I, 01Cf•—lfraiii: * Itlgek:Maln.at., over firiZire . , Towanda. May he eoroulted Fn Orman. - [ Aprll 12, '75.: 19! 10L'\3,. • NAT .. J: 11 • A TVIILS EY-A AF. Tow AN . PA. tottle.--! , emild. door .onth of the 1 , 1r5.f.......Nat! , mal Raul: Main up litatrs. \VM MAXWELI. .A.T7oßNfiTlqkw TOW A N DA, FA. wrier, over Dayton'. Store. ; 1 )-I°[l:Llicr.trititlreNLlPenheeYBiGn ..'h.vet, East o• Mato. .r, •tx.. May A 1,61 12. 11176.4 VV r 0 1 % 3 .; , K NI E: 11 14 V l :enfi ll elt l l : 7T l n S w T antia. Ps . ee • - , 11 ,n..rt,l on Gold. :• , iiver, Rubber. and Al. ..!.1311 haw , . Tereh ortrac fed without pain. _ - • 1 4 1 I D. PA YNE, M. P., • E PHYSICIAN AND SU'RGEON. r oveti-MotilatlVeS . StOre. (11hre hours troth 10 tik IT. A. It., and from 2 to 4 P. Y. )^ :prclat tft atti'm giveu DISEASES „1' 4.1 , • • and OF EYO ?THE 'EAR RYAN, r w CouNTY ScrptiNTENDE day , ast , •aturday ot e*eh mouthiover Turner • (...rgh,T,t,ll)rog Store, 'rowan a. P. 6 title 20; 187 S. S. RUSSELL'S GENERAL I N SU R A NCE AGENCY-. Vi 3 7titf F KsT NATIONAL BANK, ToW,kNDA, PA T Al. r 66,000 . 111. Hank offers unusual facilities for tlte l tranl. .•.,‘,L of a general Italsking business. PoWELI„ Preltdent H. PEET, • . .:•.Al)irt: or Pilwo•lduat'b, TY.):31.--.ltoperterna. ( ,Iteootiuce Third street, Ist ward.) r•,,,,, I:., Jan. 13,-79.1y. • ( i i.F.T-A - Ipt • J0.:4 at thrRIt.i'ORTER OFFICE, opposite We , urt Towanda. Colored work a spediity Mil C - o,ipDßlOlii HITCHCOCK; Publlshen;i' VOLUME XLI. Day by day we fold away _ • Some treasure that our heilte hold dear, Some cher4hed thing to which we cling And bless with many kiss and tear. ♦ ahead of , lace rosy bold a place That JeWela rare coald ulprer win ; With lore untold a rlWo,lreal Ia laid our dearestahVine A little tress we fondly press Unto a bean that aches witlipain : Then, with a sigh for days gone by, • We fold it trout our sight again. I= And is there not a hallowed spot, in linomorre casket lytrig low, Where day by day we fold away - . 4. Our heart-thoughts lest the World should 'know ? filaby a one. now lostand goiie, In sweet day dteaudrigs we behold, tt ho. In our, sleep, com back to keep With us their vigils as of old. " And yet, alas: such dreams must imes; I.lfe's sterner duties must be met. Qulcktrali inrn and stare to learn That cruel iessou—to forget 1 i When from the gleam of love's sweet dream Our hearts awake In sad surrrisr, How dimly burn, wbor'er we turn, The lesser lights that meet our eyes Sep 25,•79 Whoa o•er the dead our tears are stied, NV • Ile on the silent lip we press The last fond kiss,-ot, Is not this T e summit of Ilfe`s Rims. M. Rxes And yet we know, though all Ile lowl Whom we have ever loved or known, Stall we must leave . and learn to give,', To earth the,ilaims it calls its own O grief untold with hearts &own 01l Like flowers blighted In a day, E. How fondly then from eight of men " We fold our dear dead loves away. May 1, i 9 The wise people—those who man age their neighbors' atTairs in theory much better than they do their own in practice—shook their beads in sol emn conclave when, Mr. Hepworth married the second • time ; but an added shade of venom was in their councils when the- village paper no ticed, in a flowery paragraph, the birth of a son and heir at the great house. Feb 27, `,9 Poor Clarice," they said, " has no chance now. It was bad enough when Ilepwo'rth married ..i. chit of a girl. who, of course, cared for nothing but his money ; but now there is Le : ison, there is no hope for Clatice." A young, fair woman, herself in the very spriiig-time of life, yet hav ing already taken the holy tics 'of wife and mother into her-pure heart, knelt in one of the rooms of the great' house—knelt to bring her-beau- tifurface nearer to the cradle pillow upon which rested the soft cheek of her baby boy. - The child of wealthy parents, she had married the matt she loved and who- loved her,. 41 1 4 lutd gone from one home of luxur3i: to preside over another. She was very beautiful, and many hnd thought great sacrifice'-when she married a than as old as her own.; fsther, yet io her sweet humility she onlj prayed to be worthy of the love ' bestowed upon her. [novll-75 F.LSFIREE Ifeb.l - 78 Jan. 1, 1875 Tu ICA ND A. PE NA" A +. ES TOW A NUA. PA TOWANDA, PA $125.000 N. N. BETTS, Cashier 1,1e.9 1- . t I -, FOLDED AWAY. THE WIFE'S HPEAIi. A low knock at the door aroused , her, and ilising to her feet she an swered thefsUmmons. Upon tile threshold stood a wo man; a few years older than herselt, who led by the hand . a handsome boy who had seen two summers only. The woman was poorly dressed, in shabby moupfltue, but the child wore dainty white gardi,nts. " hid von wislko see me ?" Mrs. Ikpworti_ asked, smiling upon the • May I come in ?" was 'the wo man's question; in return. . " Certainly. You look tired " The strangcli accepted a chair and looked sadly around the room. " Everything is"altered," she. said in a mournful .v.oice. ---" Perhaps I had better stayed away. Mrs. Hep worth, you have heard of Clarke Manderson "I have not," was tie reply. "I am almost a stranger here. We have been traveling ever sine I was mar- until n few months ago." " A nil Viouueyer 'beard of we 1_; sail the strarraiir, the tears rising . her eyes; " then my errand here is indeed hopeless. If, in his new hap piness as your husband, my father never spoke my name, it is useless to hope he williforgive me." "Y=our father? Hepworth your.firther ? lie told me he had lost his only clang-liter." ," Not that I was dead. I waS'ilost to- him by my. own disobedience. You love my father ?'1;1. Just a stuile;' . pkond, happy `and tender, inswered, her.- " Then you will understand ice," said . Clarice, " When 'I tell yon I loved my husband better than father, home or duty. Father would not hear of our marriage, and sternly. forbade me to speak to Lucien Man derson, assuring Me that he wa-: a fortune-hunter, a.igambler, and,un worthy of my love. I would not be. lieve. this. To me he was the noblt.st and ;best of men, and for him I left, all' it fly secretly from home and father. : I have been bitterly pun ished. When the letter imploring forgiveness was returned to me by my father, with a few brief words casting me from his heart and love, my husband proved what I had so fondly hoped' was false. He' had married the only child and presumed heiress of Hepworth, the millionaire, and found himself burdened with' a penniless wife. I spare you the his tory of the four years of married misery that followed. Then my hus band and eldest child died of. con tagious fever, three Months later, on the very day this, boy,was born. I beard of ,my fathef's 'marriage. I re turned here, hoping for pardon but the, house. was shut- up. When you came,l determined to make one more effort for forgiieness, hoping you would plead for ;ne: Oh, by your love for your child, plead for. me.' Think if he was an outcast from his father's love,'sorrowing and penitent, and begging Of a stranger the,gift of his - birthright." 4 ‘ If my prayer will keep son here,' Clarke; you .shall not leave , . your father's, house again. Mr. Hepworth is in the library, and I will speak to him at once.". • r" She ..waited a Moment tabathe the traces of tears from lice4facc, tOd 3 INI came again, smiling, to the anxious group. ! Cheer up, Clarice," she said bravely; "what is your little boy's game ?" " Stephen. It was the name of my brother Who died.' My first boy was called after my father." "Stephen," said — Mrs. Hepworth, opening her arms . , "come here, dar ling, and kiss your grandmother." The child sprang at once to the lowly grandmother, kissing her Again and again. Putting him 'into his mother's arms, the young wife lifted her own. baby from its own cradle and left the room. '121..t In the darkly furnished libraity, lilt.. Hepworth was leaning back in his arm-chair. Alight step roused hini from his reverie and his• wife stood before him. Over her morning dress of delicate rose color, that suited well her freSh young beauty, fell the long white robes of the infant that , she carried with all the pride of motherhood. Her husband opened his arms to Caress both; and laughed as ho said: " Oh, these mothers? you sup pose,'madame, that babies are: admit ted into the sanctums of legal gen tlethen ?" "I do," said the mother, "if the legal gentlemen have the additional honor of being their papas." . " Listen to this most conceited of mothers, comparing legal' honors with the ownership of little pink roly poles like that!" " Did you know, Harold," said Meta, her lip quivering slightly, as she felt the deep import of her words, ." that this is my birthday, and you have.given me no gift?"• —Fidelin "You are impatient, little 'wife,". he answered, thinking of tie costly bauble that was to come without fail - by noon. " But I would like to eboose my Own gift," she persisted. . " What can I give my- rosebud that - she has not already." "floes not vour office include the 'power of pardon ?" she asked, her sweet face paling with her earnest. ness. "In a limited degree does," lie replied ; " but, deai• one, I should ,not like it to be known that I had shoWir clemency to a criminal upon your solicitation. You would by con stantly annoyed Loy the loving • rein; tives of scamps and rogues, trying to move me to pity through yourin• tercession." "But this is not a Case,of roguery, llakild—only a true penitent, .one who erred in extreme youth was led from a path of duty .by a love as warm and true as our 'own, but mis taken. Oh. dear husband, do you not knoW for whom I plead? Can not you guess for whonf I would beg your pity :Ind forgiveile42" " Clarice,*l lie asked;' hoarsely. who has told you of her?" "She has come rself to ',seek , your forgiveness." .• " She is here ?" "Yes. You trill forgive her? For the sake of your own boy, Harold, let this be a home tor . her and Ste phen." " Stephen'!" he cried, :starting. " Her soh. , Her husband is (lead. She is widowed, poor and lonely. Let her return ,to your home and your love. Harold." Th re was a moment of silence, and the mother softly -carried the str ng, right hand of her husband in her own until it rested upon the head of the babe in her arms. • Ile looked down, and said : • "I will grant your birthday wish, Meta. • Take me to'Clariee." With a tender, loving kiss upon the hand that still ..rested upon her child's liead, Meta reil the way back to her own prettyrgitting-room Where Clarice waited the result .of her er rand. She waited, with fast throbbing heart and trembling limbs, for the words that were to give her sorrow ing, lonely heart peace and rest, or the stern mandate that would close the doors of home upon her and •her boy: forever. Iles gratitude could never fail; slip felt sure, for the beautiful woman who had so lovingly undertaken the elite of mediator on-her behalf, and the tears rolled down her cheeks as she thought of, the unselfish-;tender ness of her stepmother. ,'-' As she heard' the steps coining ' across the wide hall toward the room where she was seated, her agitation became too great for patient waiting, i and she stood up, holding her child by the hand, her breath • coming in quiek, - panting sobs. her- eyes dilated with suspense, and her whole, •tigure quivering with intense einotien. 'lt was this eager, thiilied face that met the father's eye as he opened the door—the face of the Child to whom he had given the entire strength of his love for years. . lie forgot her } waywardness, her disobedinee and the six years of her absence. He remembered only that she - was his only daughter, the child of his dead Clarice, and' he open his arms, with a smile that eariie e 4,nd forgiveness to the sore. heart. There was a glad Cry of--- , • " Father, ilear, dear father I" i ' And they were folded fast in each Other's arms, while Meta drew won dering Stephen into an inner room and closed the`tloor. Not, even for her ears, she felt, were thoSe first sacred words la re- - conciliation. I, .. . It was not ong that .teplien ' was withheld from his grandfather's kiss, for father and daughter. alike earned again to-the gentle influence thathad united them once more. The gossips are divided in their opinion as to the exact amount of hatred and jealousy existing between the young' widowed daughter' and the young wife at the great House, but it would be quite beyond the power of their narrow minds ,to . un derstand suiflt. true sisterly love as exists between Clarice Mariderson and Mr. I.lepwortlsecond Wife. IF Dr. Buchanan will return and blow into the muzzle of a shot-gun, to see if it is loaded, all will forgiven.—Tituseitte Petroleum World. RE TOW.ANDA, BRADFORD COUNTY, PA., • t.THURSDAYORNIN,SEPTEMBER 9 THE - HOLY BIBLE. The New EaMirk Translation of the New Testament-The Two(Veretonel, Compared—Changes NatiV - te. A correspondent of the Chicago Times, writing from London, says : TEe. Queen's printer, who alone by sileient statute law is permitted to publish Bibles within the realm, has mit his signature upon the last sheet - moot' of the new revision of the New Testament, and within a week the first shipment of. the bound volumes. will. be made to kmerica,'Cunada, A 4tralift,-aild wherever the English tongue is ,spoken by Protestants. For many reasons that will . readily Oteur and-heed• not be enumerated, the new revision is an epoehiin Pro testantism and a red letter day in all Christian churches the world over lis ndvcnt, looked forviard to for over a decade, and the hope of thou sands of Christian minds, will be 'a subject of absorbirig interest. The revision is catholic in its na ture; cathedral in its form. It is the joint work of the new and platorlds; of all branches of the Protestant Church; of learning and piety joined' hand in hand p priests and laymen, prelate and scholar, working together. Its origin was in that "cradle of Anglo-Saxon. ChristendonnXbe Con vocation of Canterbury, presided over: by the primate .of England." The necessity for a recision of the present text has become imperative itnperatlye clergymen , and scholars alone know—and. for many years previously there had been care ful inquiry and discussiotrathong tht bishops, clergy and theological pro fessors, as Well as laymetn•in regard to the best means by which it ought to be brought about.. Tide ,plan that has been sloWly maturing under the, , am tee of the. most eminent minds in I this country and America was pre sented to the convocation May hr ike committee having it in chaoe. The plan was solve!' digest so broad in its catholicity, yet so conservative in its aims, that it - t - net . . with prompt approval, and the work. now completing was begutn without delay. The scheme could never have had any hopes of success had it been . . confined to the Established Church, and it therefore contemplated a union of learning and special fitness - f,er the labor that Weudid embrace the whole •world ; that would unite all . EiTlislo speaking races and all denominations; that would produce a text to be. at peepted, iii all lands and among - all peoples as an "authofized version " and a mirrect.rendering of the origi nal text.sb far as the or'irliml text could be agreed upon by sehOlars. , When the present translation was made there had lucen coMparatively no comparison of Ananuscripts- for the elimination of errors'', there were very few marmseriihs available ; no very old manuscripts were, known : the inaccurate 'Vulgate ( Latin trans lation) of that day was the stair upon 'which the forty leaned ; and texts known to be corrupt had to be used for •Want of' better; T-im.oldest copy of a manuscript that they consulted was of the middle ages. Within the prdsent gcneratiolttwo copies Of the Bible, made about :;.1( A. D., have been brought 4o the pages photographed, and copies distributed among scholars. These are' the celebrated "Codex Sinaiti cus," fotind by Tisehendorf in a con vent on Mount Sinai, and the to dex Vatic:inns," found in the Vatican library to Rome, wheie for centuries it had'reposed unno,xined and uneared for: These two alohe have been of Priceless value in deteetthig errors of transcription and in lea-rmonizing discordant Onssages satisactorily to the skeptical as well as thei,,eredulous seeker for truth. The pretpt ver-ion of the Bible is based upon hvery• few modern manuscripts, not exceed ing five in number. That now before us is made front careful comparison of over twelve hundred. ninety-eight being ancient—from the fourth to the tenth centnry. In addition, all the, q u otations by the patristrie anti early writers• have - been collected. and the early translation- into Syriac, Latin, “othie, Egyptian, Celtic, Ara bie. and Slavonie. Three cent tines ago the translators of King James had few aids and lit tle material foi - the work. Those, of Victoria havt. the accumulated treas ure of ten ; thousand ableorkers and stdrehouses • Material. Astonislonent must be expressed that they have.found so little of vital im• porlance to Christianity to condemn in the work of their predecessors— not that they have made ten thou-- sand trivial and one thousand im portant changes in the New Ti.stui merit GM TIIF. rTWc) VERSP INS coMpARF,D 'The trauslattO of King James was more a new revision than the otilered translation ; the revision of Victoria is more a new translatiOn.than the ordered . revision. In each case the . exigencies of the lab a or compelled departure from and compromise with 1 the instructions. In the !atter case there is less reason than in the former, ' but after the first excitement dies Away it will not be ieretted. The new r6vision ot i l' the NewfTes- Lament issued from the 'University press will at first slim* the Protes tant "world: • It is nut recognizable as a bible. The chapters and verses are gone; the runninOread lines are gone; verses are musing, changed, pared ; familiar tests . that have be come graven on the minds of church people for generations have disap peared, and in their,AAnce are words foreign to. the eye and strange to the ear. Verbal and grammatical changes - May be quoted by the tens of thou gands. The first general idea that Will *strike - the scholar, however, is the delightful faithfulness with which the Greek text jaixeu . reproduced for the English reader. The. narrative is , unbroken 'by• disfigurement of chapter and verse, but the papital , g, pupetuatiim and parag.raphs lacking in the original are, .of course, sup plied; and, for conveniences of refer ence to the present version, the pres ent divisions are marked, parenthi eally. , The misleading headlines disappear finally, without a sign' to denote their improper intrusion. i ll It ) C. I i IS REEARDIOiN OP DENUNCIATION PROM ANY}QI'JIARTER. ME t - N .1- i `The effect is striking and a marked improvement. - .iThe sequence of the gospel nartntiyes, the. logic of St., Paul, • take on a new appearance and force that is not all owing to the im provement in grammatical co l isti c tion Of- , the text, although in a first reading it is difficult to - distinguish how much is owing to one and hoW Much to the other. . t Take this illustration (Oeb. iv., C -7), which is -a fair example of this point: • (L 1) FiTYLE. NEWO4TYI.I7. It Seeing titereforell ' Sinee.ithernfore, it re , retnalneth that some malue th that !tome enter ono must mile; there- therein, and they who in, and they To, whom titrnterly received the It was first, preached glad promise entered not entitled not In because in itei rinse or .11Nutle.11- of Amtrak : ,ctwe, lie agalit'. fineth a 7. Again. he Ilmiteth'eertalo day, ti.lay, say 'ci.rialn -day, eayfng lug en lenc r a thoe.attern to I>aeld, To-day, after ward to Ital. Id (at halls 0 n lung a time t as It. Is said heron.), said, 'fo.day, if loco:111day, if ye shall hear his hear his vulre, harslet) voice, harden not your hot your hearts. hearts. erMISSIONS FTtoNI TOE TEXT. '.The fourth 'gospel suffers most at the hands of the revisers, the synop tics less even than the Revelation, and the catholic 'Epistles least of all. The limgest excision i 3 from the fifty third verse of the seventh chapter to the eleventh verse ,Of the next, inclu sive paSsage is4iat of the wo man taken ikadUltery, as follows : 53: f And every man went-uutO - hii own house. CHAPTER VIII. - 'Of the Adyllermts 11Te4hali 1. Jesus went unto' the Mount of Olives. 2. And early. in the morning he Came again into the temple, and all the people came unto him ; and he sat down and taught them. 3. And the scribes and-Pharisees brought unto hiM a woman taken in adultery; and when they had set her in thei 4 They say unto him, Mater, this woman was taken in adultery,- in the 5. Now Moses in the law Coln inntled us, that such should he stoned i but what a vest thou ? 1;.. This they said, — tempting that they might hive to neemse him. But Jesus stooped down, and with his finger wrote on the `round, (z thwpqh /i( hen td them Rut. • 7. So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself :End said unto them, 11.43 that is without sin ziniong you. let him cast a stunt at her. Aral 9rsin he : , toopeil flown 114,1 wrote on the ground. U. And they which heard it, being convicted by their ( - ) rii emo-eienee, \vent' out (one by one, beginning at the eldest, (Teti unto the- last ; and Jews was left alone, and the woman standing in the midst. 10. When Jesus, had lifted iii and saw .nOne but the-woman': Ile said unto her, .Woman, where :at those thine acc•nsers? Bath amlnnn contlemned thee ? _ She said, No innn, Lord.' And ic,us said unto her, Neitlnq do 1 condemn thee; go, and sinho more. The following Verse ih which Jest's declares Himself, the light of the world, IS joined upon.and is a reply to the scoff of the Pharisees in the .preceding chapter, that out of Galilee ariseth no prophet. The next deletion of importance it, the angelie:colorin.r; . of the &scrip= tion of the : pool of .11ethsefla, in the fifth chapter. The following passage is omitted the revisers: 3 4 4 Waiting for the ing,of the water. • 1. For an:, angel- went down at a certain scaFionl, unto the pool, and troubled the . water; whosoever then thirst atter the trembling of the *ft- ter stepped. in, was maile whole of whatsoei-er disease he had. The famous text of the three Heav- enly Witnesses (l..ltohn v., 7—s) is. of souse thrown out. the following words being expunged : • Pn lie:vVi:n, the Fa ther. the Word, and the I I oly Ghost: and these three. arc one. s. And there Are three that bear witness in eaith Anot notable omission of the revisers is;,to he found in the conver sion 'Patil as recorded in Acts ix The words expunged are : * ft is hattl for thee to kick against the he tremhting and aston'- ishol said, Lord, what wilt thou have inc to do? And the Lord soul unto There are laaily other familiar pas- sages that hax e disappearea: Many be esite,l but few chosen," from Mat thew xxii., I t; "If any man has ears to hear, let him hear," from Mark vii., 11) Some of the happiest changes are of a single word, as "alive " for quick." "They had swallowed us up alive," has a very different sense than - t''swallowed - tts pli quick:" A gain, ; " is *Washed needeth, not save: to wash his feet," becomes much mare simple when rendered " Ile that has taken a bath needeth not save to wash his feet." " Dark ness over all the earth," and "over all the. land" (Palestine), are very different things. -In every change the reVisers lessen 'the strain upOn faith. TILE GRAMMATICAL CHANGES, "Minor changeS have been hinted at. It would take too long to sort out, arrange and classify them. I lere are a few that -collie hap-hazard: "As we have forgiven," instead of " forg.ive" "our debtors " "The pinnacle of the tem: , le," instead of ." a pinnacle "_ (there was . but one). 'The first fruits of them that are sleeping " instead . of "slept." - " If one died forall,lhen were all dead," instead of " then did all die" 'Paul did not pray the .Lord'to avenge him on • Alexander. lie said : "The Lord ' will' Award him according to his works," hot "the Lord reward Mtn." " - Supposing that godliness were gain;" instead of "gain is god lineF.,..s." ?" The Word became (in stead of was made) flesh." "'born of a Woman," instead of " Made of a woman.% "For we saw his star," nbt " haV seen " it., Such changes as these are td the found in every terse, a I it will not - require a very esreful reading of either of the gos pels to see how many changes have Ibeen made that do not change the spirit, yet add to-its clearness and I force as well as accuracy.-.• SUPPORTING THE GUNS. How a Fiell Battery, Comes into Action . Did you ever sce_l a battery take position ? It 'hasn't the ; •thrill of a cavalry e rge, nor thel, grimness of a- line of bayonets moving slowly- and determinedly on, but there is a-pecu liar excitemen. about it that-makes old veterans rise in their saddles and cheer,- , 'We have been fighting at the edge of the woods. Every cartridge box has been emptied once and more, and a fourth of the brigade bas melt ed-Away in dead . and wounded and missing. 'Not; a cheer is heard in the Whole brigade. We knoW MO. we, are being. driven foot by. ftiOt, and that When we break baek'onee more. the line will go to pieces and the enemy will pour through the gap. .11ere'comes help! • Down the 'crowded highway gal lows.a battery, withdrawn from some other position to save ours. 'The field fence ) is sc , itt - Cred while you could count thirty, and the guns rush for the hill behind us. "Six horses to ► picee—,-tliiee riders to et di gun Over dry ditches where a - farTer would not drive a wagon; through clumps of buzles, over logs a foot thick ; " every horse. on the .gallop, every. rider lashing his team and yelling-t-thc sight behind us makes us forget the foe in front. The guns jump two feet high as the heavy wheels strike rock,.or' 117.; but not a . , horse slackens his pace, n , ot a connon eer loses his seat. Six, .guns, six caissons, sixty, horses ; iighty men race fir the brow of the. hilt as if he who mielieti it first would be knight A moment ago the battery was a confused mob. 'We look again and six guns are in position, thc detach ed horses hurrying away, the aaituu nition etests opens' and along our line runs the vounuana, "Give thi-rn oue more volly and fall back to sup port the .guns!" I,,ave scarcely obeyed When. boom 'boom! boom ! opens the battery, anti jets of fire jump down and scorch, the green trees under which we fought and aespaired. The shattered '-old brigade'has chance to breathe for the lirA time in thrive hours, battle behind the guns and lie down. What grini, coot fellows those, can noneers are ! Every man is a perlvet tit:tibia. Bullets splash . dust into their faces, but' they do not wince. Bullets sing over and around lion, hut they,.do not dodge. There goys one to the earth, shot through the head as he sponged his gun. The machinery looses just one beat— misses just one cog, in the wheel— and then works away again just as -dam. SOIv - •-the•are changed for grape and can.Ster, and the guns are screed - so fast ,that all reports blend into one mighty refs. The shriek of a shell the-wickedest sound in war, hut;tiO'ildng makes the, flesh crawl ' like tbedemoniac singing, purring, whistling grapeshot and the serpent likeldss of eauister. Men' s s legs and arms are not shot thromr, but torn Ileads'are torn froM bodies, and bud les cut in two. A. round'shot or slityl takes two men out of the ranks as crashes through.. Ora pe and canister mow a swath and pile the dead oti top of each other. Every gun is using short fuse shell. The ground shakes and trembles— the roar shuts out, all sounds from a battle line three miles loner, and the shells go shrieking into the swamp to cut trees short off—to mow great gaps in'the bushes--to hunt out and shatter and mangle men until their corpses cannot be recognized as hu man. /Yon.. would think a tor Ado was howling through the forest, fol lowed by billows of tire, and yet men lire through it--aye ! We can hear their shouts as they form for a rush. Through the smoke we cart see a swarm of men. It k not a battle line, but a mob of men desperate enough to bathe bayonets in the flame of the gulls. The guns leap from the ground almost' as they are depressed on the foe, and the-shrieks and screams and shouts blendi into one awful steady cry. Twenty men out of the battery are down, and the [hing is interrupted. The foe ac- P, . etpts , it as a sign of wavering; and come rushing on. They are not ten feet away when the guns give them a last shot. That discharge picks •living men on` their feet and throws them into the swam, a blackened, bloody mass. EMI iTp now, as the enemy are a mong the pins! There is ~I,, s ilerice of ten seconds, and then the' flash and roar of more than three thousand muskets, and rush ftirward with. bayonets. Wor what? Neither on the right nor , nor in front of us is - n living foe ! here arc corpses around us which :lave been struck by three, four and even six bullets, and'norliere oathisl acre of ground is tt;, wounded man The wheels of the ginns'carinot move until the blockade of \ dead is retuoy .ed. Men cannot pa.s from caisson: to gtu without climbing over win rows of dead: -Every gun and-wheel is sineered with blood--every foot of grass has its horrible stain. Historians write of the glory of war_Burial parties" saw murder where historians saw glory. • IsN'r it. funny ? The man who has about forty-seven hairs growing' on his face is always possessed to wear a full beard, and goestithout with a ctiuntenance like a thinly-s , ittled huckleberry pasture. while the man Ilia . : can beat Aaron of old clean out of sight with a full lieard, shaves close owiee a w&l: 'and the restof the.time his face 1-oks like a sheet of 4 emery paper. - They ate each reaching tor the impossible, and miss it by.a hair. Ibtrtn Reybiter. • k • Timm arc more ways than one to keep a husband at home evenings. The wile might put up . a cask of beer in one corner of the dining-room, cover the floor with sand, and hire two or 'three, dirty fellows to fill the place full of smoke from vile s-gats.. A woman with .any sort- Of tact ean_make home as happy aud. cheerful us a beer saloon.—tifle Orleans Picaya e.L A SOUTWESTE;LNspeaking oia large aud,fat contempor.44•,' remarks that if all des!) was grasA, be. 'ntaist be' a - load of hay. "I expect I am," - said the fat man, •t from the way the donkeys are nib bling at me." ' • ~• „• • I 14 we fon": ft line. 1880- BOTH .:.Sbe Was the JaziesXllttle woman ' That ever eV - A mortal crazy; marvellous how my erring,spiriA Could be wildued b one so lazy: To niunasyllablez addicted, ,/ • To use all else exceeding loath Asked which of two things she preferred, She only murmured, "Both V' A It is no paradox- tofiay so Her every movement was repose ; Mon a summer day the ocean Sluinlwra' while it ebbs and Slows. Yet was the:l - latent hire ; her nature . That of the . pahther, not the sloth. I asked her Once which she resembled; She only murmured, "Both:" 'tier person—well, 'tying simply perfect, !Matching the graces of her mind; Ti, perfect face and form she added A keen perception, taste relined. ' challenged her to tell tue, , - What I knew myself In truth, Whether wlt'or beauty charmed rue, She only murmured, "Both ProvOked at last andpever burin: This lazy little woman'; point, I scanned her armor, anti discovers-4 Happily therein one open Jetta.. -In careless tone I 'asked her, knowing, Her word was hit/ding as an (Atli: - "Shall love, or friendship, be between ins?' ;the smiled, atal 'aurora : !" —tin a _Franc-fee, Ne we-Let te r !A Day at the White House. There is probably no man An the country who doeS more . work than the PreSident. Quite- certainly no man in the country does more irri tating and aggravating work than the President. It is pleasant enough to receive a social call or shake hands becomes a duty, and receiving all sorts of callers a Aecessity, the pleas ure of the thing dwindles - ,,rnagt mag-. nificently. President . .11aAs begins work Shortly after nine o'clock in the morning. Ile then appears in the "President's room," situated in the right wing of the White House. This ix a large apartment, plainly but handsomely furnished. It is on the - second. floor, and opens into the ball, and looks from its windows, at the rear upon the well-kept grounds and the Potomac beyond, also upon the alleeed Washington Monument. The White House, especially this room, is excellently Ventilated. Even in the most sultry summer days there is always a pleasant' : breeze blowing through. The President sits cane-seated chair at a polished table aliciA. fifteen tea long and five broad. His face is to the (toor. To hip left, near the wall, sits Mt. Webb Hayes.- 'Back of the' President is Mr. Dustin, his stenographer. Around the room are chairs and one. or.two sofas. 'There is bilt one picture on the walls—a life-sized portrait of George Washington, painted by a South American! artist, and present ed by, the President of the United Stat(4of Colombia. Although the President is ready to receive callers at an early hour he: never finds the visitors wanting. Members of Congress and the Presi dent's advisers walk past the 000T kettper without showing their cards. Other visitors must first send their cards: in by Charley Loeiller; the door-keeper. Sonietimes there are as many as twenty people in the room at -a time. Members of Con gress take their turn at talking to the President in the order in which they entered the room, keeping the tally thern, , elve. The President indicates to the others when hp is ready to hear them. The interviews are short or long, generally the former. When . the President desires to consult with out interruption with callers, they r etire . to, the library adjoining. Everybody who calls is received ex cept those upon business striely per 7 taining to the different departments; such as minor appointment. The President positively refuses to .hea,i applicants 'for such places. They are referred to the departments. It is his 'rule not to inte,rfcre in any ap pointments in the departments The people he receives during the day, up to half-past two in the afternoon, generally average ahout two hun dred. , • As a general rule each caller is On a different business. Delegations sometimes take eight or ten in on the same mission—except in Baltimore delegations, which split 'up when they get, before the - President, and each man urges separate candidates. The number of people who call to "pay - respects and shake hands" is great alit' growing. They ,mumble something, seize the'Presideut's hand and depart. It is a great thing for the principals of 'foutle seminaries in adjoining states to fetch to Wash ington whole batteries of beauty, and bring them to bear upon the President. Bridal - partie4 are quite numerous. 1 $ oln e times they ar nounce to the President time they are newly married, but whether they do or not, that fact is perfectly ap parent. When no attempt at the concealment of -their happifie§s is made, the President presents the blooming, blushing bride with a flow- .er from the large, fragrant boquet Which is always on:,his table. When concealment is intended, he looks unconeious, while the groom is re markably conscious. Tlie•President oaf' a good deal - of attention to bridal parties, evidently remember= ingthe time when he was a happy; and fortunate groorri.. Another elas, of visitors.are excursionists by hunt dreds. These and, large delegations' are .received in the east room. There are frequatly as many as five him dred people on one of these exi,,ur sions. • The member of Congress, whose constituents they are, arranges with the President for their rectiption. Ile gets them in line, and as they, file past the Member introduces eackone, and makes lots of votes for the next 'time. Then the persons whom he has. made iirrangements to see during the afternoon arrive. When they. have left he always takes a drive; unless the weather. prohibits. Ile returns from the drive In time for dinner. After dinner there are more visitors to be seen—visitors whose business would occupy more than the time that could conveniently be. given durini the day. The President is , seldom able to join his family after dinner. Frequently the only time that he,bas with the family'. is before goes work in. the morning, at i a il y ~ 81.00 per Annum In Advance. 1 NM lunch and at, dinner. This - is'about the day's routine at the. house dur-= ing the busy Congressional ' days. During the summer the President drives in from the ,Soldier's . Home about ten in the morning, and leives early in the afternoon. ',He has kit, few callers. A great many people go out to the Home to see him 3 on business, later in the day. On Tuesdays and Fridays there are Cabinet meetings. The members of tho Cabinet drop in one , b - y one, but tliey are all on hand by twelve o'clocl. Each member brings his portfolio. The President sits at the head at the table,. and Secretary Schurz at the foot ; on the right, next to the President, is the Secre tary of State, ikirt to him the Secre tary of War, and beyond him the Postmaster-General. . On the 'left, next to the President, sits the Secre tary of the Treasury, the neat to him -the Secretary of the Navy, and next to - the Secretary of the Interior on that side the Attorney-General. After the Cabinet meets it is ten or fifteen minutes before the members get to work. That ten minutes is taken up in greetings and off-hand talk, in which the sprit '4)f fun and humor crops out a good deal: The Cabinet are all men with astinny i fun-loving side, when out of official harness. Judge Key is perhaps the olliost, thougli the Attorney-General pushes him hard for that distinction. Secretary Thompson is a proverbial lover of a pleasant joke, while. Secr etary Schurz is hardly equalled in telling one. Secretary McCrariis a , food story-teller. Secretary Sher: man• does not indulge in humor often, but when he does, it is, on account of its unexpected character, the more enjoyable,. Secretary Evarts is one of those of the quietly humorous sort. is. fund of dry humor and wit is uexhaustable, and though not up- . oarious, is keetely enjoyable. the. President has probably the heartiest Cabinet that any President ever as sembled around' him. • The old bores who keep at them day by day are unmercifully dealt.with by the heads of the departments when they assem ble. The Attorney-General seems to take peculiar delight in joking Sec retary Thompson. At a recent Cab inet meeting the naval Secretary took a list of the midshipmen who had passed their examinations. The Secretary called attention to them, and said he would like that their nominations:Tor promotion - to-ensigns be -sent to the Senate as goon as possible. "as, they are worthy, young men, who have thoroughly earned their spurs." "Mr. Thompson," in terrupted Mr. lleyens, "how long since have they been ',wearing spurs in the navy?'.' At a later meeting the Attorney-General announced that there was a story afloat of a character so derogatory to. the inland marine secretary that it, ought to be.met. Judge Key called out, "let's have it !" 44 . 11 , was when he was first made Secretary of the Navy," proCeeded Judge nevens, willingly. "A corn mittee from the Nary Yard invited hini.iO go down on a visit of inspec tion. Ile was taken through the diff erent shops and , works, and finally on board , a man-of-war, which was lying at the wharf. 'After being shown over the different parts of the sl:ip. the captain stopped by the hatchway, and asked(,! the Secretary to look , down. iompson took a look of some length, and finally ex claimed 'My goodness! the, Burned old thing's fiollow.! n The naval .see, rotary bore the bantering with &plan, imity, and reinarked that the joke was a good one-in its prime, but.now had an ancient and fish-like smell. After this ten minutes of boy play before school; the President calls the meeting.to order, the regular bdiness • taken up, the -Secretary of State leading off with his' budget.- 'The discussion is conducted in a conver sational way. The meetings - gener ally lfts,t about two hours.-511ashing iogfon.Sfer. Wanted to See the„Editor: A man on the cars was offered a newspaper. lie took looked at the heading, and then threw it.aside with disgust and remarked : "I don't want news from that pa pen', ' "I supposed everybody read. it in these parts," I answered. "Has it . been pitching into you ?" "Pitching into me ? 'GreatOresar ! I should think it had. But you just let me meet the editor of that paper." qYou never make anything by striking an editor," I sai4"better grin mid bear it."', "Yes, that's all right for you to say, but just let me meet the man ! I'll-show him how to run a newspa per," "What did he. do ?" 'Do ! He did a deal. Here's low it is : I often go to Springfieldin the evening and conic home on the first train in the morning.. Well,- one night I met an old cr9ny and we went to the Music. Hall and the theatre. When we came out we met some friends. Of course I couldnot get' right out, so I treated;in fact we were havitw a pretty good' time, when some fellow came in and tried to raise a row. In less than no time the police. were in and had us: The next morning I was • hauled- be fore the court and fined $7:40. I did not care mneh4ecause I gave a false name, and I knew my wife couldn't find it out ;. bilt the very next *morn ing be enternally confused if that paper didn't have it ail in, and my name too." - . "Did yObr wife see?" . - • "I should say she did." "Did she make a fuss ?" "Fuss! Godfrey Elihu! Are you married ?" 3I1:s. SNooatErtx says that she has taught her children to stick to the old flag; and made them familiar from: infan cy with the national motto of E Pluvius Unicorn.--Cincinnati Times-Star. THE Greek army is to be sent to. tight tbs. brigands. This is good uews. A. gang of thievish ruffians are to be cleaned oat whichever side wins.—Boston Post. THERE axe two distinct kinds of boys in the world—the human boy and the boy who exists in Sunday-School bOoks.-r-An draws' Bazaar. - NUMBER 15 = A Texan); Emu* Meivy. Yeaterday, says Ake St. 'Louis Giobe-Dernocrat of duly 10, a big' boned Texan, with an .eilormc9s broad-brithmed hat "ands sweeping moustache reaching nearly to his shoulders, stood at the lAftldelfotet - office, carelessly examining the regime tern— slight at his coat skirts was: passed by. unheeded, but a more vigorous pull caused him to look around. saw nothing; - and .was turning back to the. regist er leaves again when his glance fell upon such a wee mite , of a girl, whose; head WSW so shoit a distance from the-floor that it was no wonder he had not seep her. The wild looking face bent dowm to the little one, and a deep, bass voice- asked : "What is it; little gal ?" ' "Please, mister, won't you buy my matches.?" came in- weak childish tones, so low that the words could not have been understoixi had the appeal not been 'reinforced by the holding up of a box of matches. , The little figure' was barefooted, and the one , calico garment rent, faded and torn. - "No ; I don't want any tciAy, sissy," said the Texan. "Please, mister, won't you buy my matches ?" with -the second pull at his-coat. The man 'turned again, impatiently, and .glanced at the little one; the?, as if ashamed, with. a furtive glance „around asifio see4f he was unobserv ed, put his fingers into his vest pock et, and the next instant a bright half-dollar gleamed in his grimy -fingers. With a half sigh the big hearted fellow said half to himself: "Poor little cuss." "please, blister, Idon't you: want " the -matches, and I hain't got .uo change ?" • l• ''.Oh, no (with an oath) : keep the change'and matches, too." 'folding the precious-coin in both • hands the little _match girl vanished like a shadow through the front door, and the Texan, fith a muttered "what a fool .I titurlollowed. Around the corner and down Sixth street pattered the little naked feet, ~ unconscious that she was followed, and up to one of .the small streets - devoted to small dealers and a per fect nest of pawn-shops. Into one of the leak clean and imposing of these she darted and whispered some thing to the }woman, who took a par- • cel out of a 'drawer and handed it to - the child. _ 4'he child tore off the paper with- nervous lingers, and there was the sole treasure of her. heart , - —her de. ' She . hugged it to her.. breast a d kissed it What was said . between woman and child could not be heard, bust when the little waif laid the half dollar, an the counter the woman shook her head and push- , ed it back very far toward the child, as if her resolution might not hold: out. The child looked amazed, but turned to go, hugging her dolly; and . at the door stood the, Texan, with a very suspicious moisture upon his. cheek and a big lump in his throat. • "I've got allittle girl . lite yotr at home," sai,d he "Come along and show me where you live." Well, you may be sure that the sick mother and the little girl', were rendered more comfortable; for 'an hour afterwards she had a receipt for a month's rent - in her hands and a doctor's .carriage stood at the door - of, that tenement house. - How He Got Ahead of Provi dence. Many years ago there - lived in Salem, Conn. air eccentric than nam ed Atnasa K ilborn, about whom num berless stories are told to this l day. On one occasion do summer he liSd a tive acre lot of choice grass,. cut and spread out to dry. In the after nOon a shower came up and drench ed it. The newt d , ..y the hay was spread out to dry. Another shower came up and redrenched it. On the third slay the same programme was .repeated. - On tie fourth day, after the hay had been properly ilried and !liked into winrows, a --cloud pillar moved up over the western horizon, and a distant growl of thunder echod from' the hills. Kilbourn was. mad. He looked at the hay and looked 'at the cloud, "Run up to the liouSe, boy," said he, -in a voice trembling with resentment, "and bring doWn a fire-brand ; quick, now 1" The boy asked no questions. He came back with a blazing torch, and Kilbourn touched off each windrow. "There," said he ; "I'll, see if this hay will grit wet again 1"• EPIDEMIC Cvcr.E. Dr. Arthur Ransome, of Manchester, England, a . physician of some. eminence, ; has made- - some very extended and care ful observations, on which he tiiises the theory that there is a regular succession of 'd ertai4 epidemics in distinct cyclical periods. Whooping cough, for example. has a cycle of about tour years; small-pox, before the introduction of vaccination, had a_ cycle of froth four to ten years; the cycle of measles: is about, seven years, while scarlet fever recurs as a great visitation once -in fifteen or twenty years. 'Tr. Ransome dismiss- , es the theory that these epidemic cy cles have some connection with the sun spots, and he accounts for the curious facts which he considers that his observations have established on a much simpler and more sensible' the*. This is that a certain desti.' ny of the population at susceptible. aged is necessary I before a disease fi., ,e can spread with the vigor of anlepi deMic. , I the 'facts can probably be accoun d for cm the supposition Uri these; disordeTs can only become J . epidemic when the proximity- be tween susbeptible persOns becomes sufficiently close for the infection to pass freely from t.ne to another. When, therefore-, an epidemic has reached neatly all the susceptible persons in a population, Mostly-did then and infants up to a certain age, i it must wait a certain number of years for a gradual restocking of the nation with material fit for it to, feed upon. Ax exchange calls 'Murat .Halstead, of the Cincinnati Commercial, "the Maud Muller of the Ohio Valley.' -It may fit, him, for all we know ; but for the Demo cratic editor who is addicted to, dinging dirt at General Garfield, the "Mud Maul er " would be a more appropriate title.— Terristotriziferalcl, \ AT the Wentworth Hoase, Newcastle, N.\ 11., there is a &I-washing machine -- which - does the work of ten ordinary wo men, anti is warranted to break no dish es.—:.New York Evening -Post Then bow in thunder does it do the work of ten or dinary women ?-Boston Poe!. . NATURAL : Bishop (reproving 'delinquent page)—`• Wretched boy l Who is it that .sees and hears all we do, and before l whom even I am but a crushed worm ?" Page—" The misses, my Lord." —.London Punch. . - A REPORTER calls at a banking house, and takes notes, aid it's all right. Along comes another fellow, takes some notes, and gettijnitged tor five years. This 11,. histrates the privileges enjoyed . by the