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The REPORTER having a larger clreuLatiolithan any other paper to the county, makes it the -best advertising mediuM in Northern Pennsylvania. JOB PRINT!. -of every kind, in plain and' fancy colors, dono with neatness and dispatch.. Handbills, Blanks,:,eards; !Pamphlets, 011ibeeda. Statements, he., of every variety and stylebrinted at the shortest notice. The REPORTER , OffiCe Is well . supplied p ith power presses , a good assort= me tof now type, and everything in the printing lino can be executed it! the most artistic manner and at the lowest ratest. TERMS INVARIABLY CASH. Vittsiiies gabs. . M , ADILL 4 K.INNET, . • ATTOIINEVS-AT-LA4.. Office=Rooms.formeily ocfnptod by Y. BE C. L, Reading Room. R. J. MADILL. 3,18,50 - O. D. 1111!INIY. AiRS. E. 'J.- PERRIGQ, • TEACHER OF rtaxo Awo Lessons given In Thorough Bass and Harmony. Cultivation of the voicti a specialty. Located at A. Minn St. Reference: llolnies•& Passage. Towanda, Pa., March 4, ISSILi • JOHN ATTOIITiVINAT-TIANY, TOWANDA, PA Office over Kirby's Drag Store 0 - 11 AS E. MYER ATTORI: tY-AT-LAW, TOW ANDA, Offlee With Patrick and Foyle. 5eP:25,19 ptcK 4.OVERTOP ArrotINKTS•AT Ter, TOWANI)A. 1:?.. Irx.OrKuToN, p %-i ty ROD`'Y 111. 111 E li,l. It, ,- 1, ATT 0 11.1 i If'ir AT-L A.W, ' . _ TOWANDA, PA:, 14, I ,lieltor of Patents. Partlenlai7 attention paid to huiliwss In the Orphans Court lint to the settle ment of estati-s. i 1. _ °Mee tu Montanyes flock May 1, 19. (iVERTON & SANDERSON, A TTOINE.7I-A T -L AW, TOWANDA, PA. FSOVEIITON. JR WH. JESSVP, • ATIVIINEII.ND COV :NS 6ILLOII-AT-LAVG IONTI:OSE. PA. *Judge Jessup having , resumed the practicer)! the la* in Northern Pennsylvania, will attend to any Legal husluem: at rusted. to him In Bradford county. Persons witting to consult him, can call ott Streeter, Towanda, l'a., when an appointment can be ntal.e. InENRY STREETER, ATTORNEY ANO COENSELLOII-AT-LAW, TOWANDA PA. Fel. 27, •;9 L. TOWNER, 'M. D., 110,11:0PATHKI PHYSICIAN AND SIT GEON t-il„ Residence and °Mee just North t nr. for btu's, on Main Street, Athens, Pa. Jnn26.6tn. L HILLIS; ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, ! TOWANDA., PA. E F. GOFF, ATTORNEY-AT LAW, WYALUSING, P. K. Agency for the sale and purchase of all kinds Securities and for making loans on Real Estate. Ali lousiness will receive careful and prompt attention. [June 4. IhTti. 11. THOMPSON, ATTORNEY ♦T LAW, WYALCSING, I'A. Will attend to ail ho,iness entru.te& to his care in Bradford, Sullivan and Wyoming Countieti. Office with Esq. Porter. [novl9-741. II:~\I E. BULL, ti 17 It E I OR. I.NCINEEItI t NG, SRI:TRYING AND DRAFTING. I with G. F. 'Ntagon. over Patch & Ttacy Maio street, Towanda. Pa. T' IT. ANGLE, D. D. S. OPERATIVE AND INIEOIANICAL DENTIST 'rr s't c,‘ cm State street, second fuee_ ELSBBEE & SON,. 7 A ?TORN EYS-AT-Lpit, TO IV AN DA, N: C. ELSIMEE T ATTOILNEV-AT-LAP 7 , TOWANDA, PA. bix't Atrg Brad: Cu . T OIINYW. MIX, • t/ ATTORNEY4T-I,AW AND 13. S. PoIdISSIONSIt, T.. 0 NV A NIYA, I'A. .offico—Notth ;51(le Public Yl4iti.ire. Jan. 1, 1876 BUCK, • 2"ToRNE Y-A T-LA W, TOW A . NDA.P.E-V A"A Office—South side Poplar street, opposite Ward House. [Nov. 13, 1879. TIAVIES & C.ARNOMAN, ATTOILLNISS-AT-LAW. SOUTH SIPE OF WALD 11017 St: Dec 1.3-75. ANDREW WILT, • ATTOIINENT-LANV. fri re—]leans' Block. 'llloll.st . ..over J.-L. Rent's mor.,, Towanda.' Stay be cunsuited In German. (April Av • J. YOUNG, 'T T ATTort:;4EY-AT-LAIPT, TOWANDA, PA. ee-- , e , cfritl doer south of the First National hank Main St., up stairs, W3l. , ATTowsKY-AT-LAW. ' ' TOWANDA, PA. Office over baytolfe store. ARM 12, 1876. S. M. WOODBURN, Pliis•si ;lA., and Snreonn. Oitice at rebtilence. on or Main. TtrA a. Slay 1, 1r.72 1.)-" V. B. KELLY, DENT.TsT.Office . over M. E. It ceicullehisa, Towanda. Pa. t Teet h in.erted oi, Gold, Silver, Rubber, and Al o rehuito to,", Teeth extracted without 1.31 n. tel. 34-72. T, - 4 l'A D. VNE, M. D., .1., rll T Sit' IA N A Xi> SUM-4EOIC. p ftlct oritr Montanyete More.. Office hoiirs from 10 • to 12 A. IL, and front 2 If. 1 P.ll. 1 Special attention given . to ,"-. 11ISF.1sEta . c:DISEASES oa. and bp TII E F.l - 1.: i . /TUE EMIL G. W. It Y A N , k_A • COUNTY SUPZILINTENDE fare day la,t sat tirday of each mob tit, over Tunter Ilrug Store, TowarLila, Pi. TOlCantia, June 20. 15:9.. S P IT' 4 SFLL'S • GENET AL Y.NSURANCE; AGENCY Nl.yz..-Tott Fixsr .ls; AT ION AL BANK, TWA N DA, PA. CAPITAL PAID 1N Syftl'Ll.7S FUND.. TWA Bank utters unusual facilities for the tram"' at nun bf a geueral banking business.. JOS.POWELL, Presideut )111S. 11. I'EET, TZAC II .1: I/ Or PIA-NOtMUS./C, TElRms.:—ipaperterm. . Third street Ist wait].) • Tpwands, Jan. is,47u-ly. GET . YOUR IJO'll 'PRINTING Dr.lie at the: E poRTEft orner m . opposite OW Court Houk - , Towanda. Colored Wrack I I IP C. di rt GOODRICH & HITCHCOCK. Publishers. VOLUME XLI. • Al. DORMAUL, ' • • 325 East Water St., •Ekentra,ls-Y, Ist Floor DRY GOODS Id Floor MILLINERY Floor CARPETS Floor CLOAKS & SHAWLS Upper floors accessible by elevator. • u- A visit of inspection is respectfully solicited EDWARD WILL/43/18, . TRACT/CAL PL UMBER & TUB FITTER. Nue of business, a few doors north of Poet-Office. • Plumbing. Gas Fitting. Repairing Pumps of all kinds, and all kinds of Gearing promptly attended to. All wanting work In hls Itae shotild give him a call. Dec. 4, 1879. INiStJR ANCF.! FIRE? LIFE, AND ACCIDENT BA.' J. M. BECK None but reliable companies represented.t Towanda, 17bv. 13, 1879 11Elst1Y MERCLTR; ANTFIUAurrE AND Jpnx F. SANDKRSON CORNER ['ANA AND RIVER STRIIrderS, TOWANDA, Coat screened, and delivered. to any parCrif the Bur()ugh. ALL ORDERS DI CST 13% ACCOMPANIED DT THE CASH. "H. 31ERCIJIt, Towanda, Dec. 1, 1879 ~ ~ CORNER MAIN & BRIDGE-STS. Heaciquarteirs FOR CHOICE GROCERIES. ruovll-76 GOODS SOLD AT THE .; LOWEST LIVING RATES THE OLD MARBLE YARD STILL IN OPERATION. 'The undersigned having purchased the MAR BLE YARD of the late- DEORGE BIeCARE, de sires to inform the public that having employed experienced men. he la prepared to do ail kinds of work in.the line of MONUMENTS, • - • HEAD STONES, • MANTLES and • SHELVES, In The very best manner and at lowest rates. Persons desiring anything In the Marble line are Invited to call and examine work, and save agents' commission. JAMES McCABE, Towanda, Pa.. soy. 18. 1878. iltf Dr. £ri . tt's W . ppr 3 79. L. ELSBILE6 [ feb.l7B MEAT MARKET, E. D. RUNDELL, TOWANDA. PA - - -- ';,, TOWANDA, PA. ....9125,000 N. N. BETTS, Cashier A ril 1. 187.9 VUSiIIeSS Orb's. C. S. RUSSELL, Agent, TOWANDA, PA. , POLICIO Issued on the most ressOnabte terms. Losses adjusted and raid here DEALER IN SULLIVAN ANTHRACITE , 1 . G 4 C:0 AL Za Has. removed tto making It !?,,Is CASH PAID FOB, BUTTER, EGGS, &c. JAMES McCABE. Towanda, April 188611: Would respectfully announce that lie is continuing the Market business at the old stand of Milllock A Rundell, and will at all tames keep a full supply of FRESH• OYSTERS Constantly ou band. Country dealers suPplled at city rates FRESH & SALT MEATS, GARDEN VEGETABLES, FRUITS, &c isr All Goods delivered Free of ,Crosige E. D. RUNDELL Towanda, Pfd" Nov. 27 1879. MEAT — MARKET! MYER do DEVOE Located in BEIDLEMAN'S BLOCK, BRIDGE STREET, Keep on hand, FRESH AND SALT MEATS, DRIED BEEF, FISH, POULTRY, GARDEN VEGETABLES AND BERRIES IN THEIB'ESEABON, &c irir All goods delivered free of theme. MYER ,k, DaVOE Towanda, Ps., Ilay 28, lin. NEW ARRANGEMENt IN viz COAL BUSINESS. The undersigned haying purihised from Mr. McKean Ike COAL YARD AT THE FOOT OF PINE STREET, NEAR THE COURT HOUSE, Invites the patronage of his old friend; and the public generally. I shall keeps full assortment of all Wes, PITTSTON, WILKESBARNE- AND LOYAL SOCK COAL, Alin intim, skit. Air LOWEST PRICES) FOR 'CASH: NATHAN TIDD. Tnwarmis. ra..„ Ant.2l. tale. .. till GET YOUR , • JOB PRIXTILSO DONICAT - . . • "BEPORTER? I , OFFICE. MEE ~~ MCI Short days flying, swift years rolling, Downward toward etendty; Ere we understand our longings, Oft the open grave we see. ' Care Wand wishes crowd together, - • 7 Changing ever In the breast ; With the morning comes the. knowledge, Joy fulfilled can give no rest. • Schemes of life and plans for living, Fancy bide us ever try ; But their sweet felfUlment niter Brings us that for which we sigh. Young, we fancy pleasure deathless, A faretretchlng wonderland; ;- Soon it fades, and sorrow follows, On the desert waste we stand. Yes, from out the brightest morning Oft we harvest bitter pain; Joya soon past ; for lightly gathered, Life so frultiese and so vain t Ah what weary hours of tonging, Lost occasion brings the mind! flow the wounded soul may languish, Never balm or healing find. • Then, when evening closes on thee, Weep not as thine hones depart ; Only peace'and holy stillness ' Gather close within thineleart. Then, the woes of life forgetting. From its stain and guilt set free, R ill thy last and lowly pillow, Like the tender rose-leaf-be. WANTED. MartieWoodbridge—hername*as hi. Martha, but no one called - her so— lived on the outskirts of a •small village. Her father, was a farmer, but not a prosperous one. Nature, with her frosts and drouths, was always get ting.the upper-hand of him, and the crops which he.raised were sure to be those which brought the lowest price in the market. The canker-worm stripped his apple: tree, and a late frost hlighted the torn And oats. He had themisfortune to buy a cow wiii4 introduced the cattle disease into'his farm-yard, and Creamer, Spotty. and Whiteface—the three cows that always filled their pails the fullest and made the most golden butter—sickened an died. This was the question which Mar tie puzzled over from . day to day, coming at last to the conclusion that she•mustAry her luck in,the big world which she had seen so little of out side of her own small village. She would go to London, and, ifs possible, find there a situation as governess,in which she Could at least provide for her own support. - Her mother let fall a few quiet tears over the plan, and smiling pa tiently through them said, 'Ask your father." Mt. Woodbridge said "NoP at first; but baring lain awake allinight over his difficulties; he call ed,Martie to him, kissed her solemn lyrrgave a weary sigh, and with It his consent. go it came to pass that on a cool, crisp- October morning, when the woods were at their brightest autumn- al flush, and the frrost had stiffened the grsss into little silvery blades and spears, and made the few pale flowers that lingered by the roadside hang their heads, Martie "put on her bravest smile, made hopeful,Comfort ing little speeches, kissed them all gaod-bye at home—the dear old ome, so full of joys and troubles— and started for London to put into that great, hurrying, driving, jostling market the modest wares she had to offer. Martie was eager and full of, hope; but, alas! how much eagerness and hopefulness go down to death each day, in the frantic rush and scramble for the croodAhings going. Martie in t, the great city, looking for work to do, seemed like a quiet little wren trying to pick up a worm or a crumb where hawks and vultures were snatching and clawing for plunder. Martie was met the moment she stepped from the train by an old friend of the family, who had kindly promised to receive her at the house, and- do what she could to assist her. The next day, early in the morning, a modest, initiretending little adver tisenient was sent to one of the daily newspapers. What a stupendous affair it seemed to Martie, and how her unsophisticated little heart beat at the thought of it. Nothiag could come of it that day, howevbr; and while she goes out with Allen to do a little shopping, and stare at a few , of the city lions, let us take a look: l at the quarters she' s fallen into. . Mrs. Allen kep t a small private lodging house, Vet.) select and very genteel. Its inmats were the learn.: ed -Professor Bigwig and family, from whose presence a certain literary aroma was supposed to per vade the atmosph e ; the.brilliant Colonel Boreas; he t o—according to his . own account—o numberless bat tles ; ta rising young lawyer, with his pretty, blushing girl wife, . all fresh and lovely in her new bridal toilet; a rich widow and her still richer daugh ter, who it was said, was soon to be come the helpmate of the clerical membecof the household, the Rev. Paul Apollos; and last, though not least, the representative;of the fine arts, Mr. Raymond, an artist, whose pictures tad won golden praises frofn critics and connoisseurs, and golden praises from purchasers. Mr. Raymond was Martie's left hand neighbor at the table. With the first glance at his dark face, iron ' gray hair and mustache, and deep , set gray fyes, she felt rather inclined ' to be afraid of him. When he smiled, she liked him better, and thought the gray eyes looked kind, and as she felt very shy and lonesome awing all these strange faces, she was glad to have him talk a little to her, and take care that she was_ provided with all she wanted. . On the second morning after her arrival in the city Martie's advertise ment appeared. Mrs. Allen sent a paper up to her room before she was out of bed, so that almost as soon as her eyes were opeti she had begun to hope, and to be afraid, and to won der if, out of so many people who she supposed would come to see her, any one of them would think well enough of her to, want her services. Martie was very painstaking .with her toilet that morning: She wanted to look her beat. She spent twice the usual time over her wavy, gold._ brown heti; and ~irkin sh . o had put on-her pretty "gray-` 4iniai—ibe geay was for:moridng," h 54. the. - bliek silk- ' -. TOWANDA, BRADFORD COUNTY, PL, THURSDAY MORNING, JULY 15, 1880. LIFE. ME for afternoons—aid fastened the dainty spotless-colhir and cup, she dallied fully five minutes over her little stock of ribbons; trying this one, and that, and went down at last s to breakfast, .looking, to' Mr. Ray= mond's artist eyes, which took hei in at a glance, like a wild rose just out of a thicket, with the dewy morning brightness brimming in 'her brown' eyes, the pipk of the rose petals in her eheeksouni soft, warm, shimmer ing sunbeams woven into the ripple of her brown hair. How his artist fingers longed for canvass and colors, to give to his beloved St. Agnes 'that beautiful hair I But the wild rose might as well have been blooming in her native thicket. In vain Martie peeped from the' front windows, and held her breath.irhen the door bell rang. No one came to see the gray dress that morning. • The black : dress fared better.f It Was called upon, and Martin went down to the parlor with her heart in her mouth, to meet the grand lady whose carriage and . dashing horses she had watched as they drewlup in splendid style before the house; ; But, alas! Martie was not .experienced, and Martie was too yonni , , and; . _ though madame did not say so, Martin was too pretty, for there was a grown-up son in the family, and to set yoath and beauty before him in the shape of . a governess would be tempting Providence. Madame was very sorry, hoped this and that, and swept gracefully out to her car riage, while Martie. mounted with rather a slow step to her little toui- story room to watch and wait,and wonder if ,everybody would find her too young. She was not' to blame for it, anyhow, she said to herself, trying to coax .a laugh. No one else came that day, but the next morning there was an early call for "the lady who advertised:' Mar tie was glad she had on the gray dress; . perhaps she looked older in it. But gray or black was all' the same; she Was again weighed in the - balatice and :found wanting—,not in.. years this tiple, buil in ilerman; and as one. weary hour after' another went by, and no other, applicants appear ed, Martie grew heavy hearted. Her advertisement was to appear for three days. Two had already pass- ed, resulting only in disappointment, Mrs; Allen_ tried to _encourage her, but when night came, and the, six o'clock dinner, Martie felt sad and homesick. "I hope no one has made arrange ments to carry you off Just yet," Mr. Raymond said, as he took a seat be side 'her at their end of .the long table. "No,"' said Mattie. "No one wants me. I'm too young, and I don't know . German." And a big round tear rolled over into her tea cup. " There's no cause for discourage ment in that I assure you,". said Mr. Raymond.; " I know people who would now find fault with you 9n either score." Then he went-on talkihg to her in such a pleasant way that she soon became interested, forgot MIL' her troubles and the tear in her teacup, ' and was as merry as though she had been- older and had knowhi German. Mr. Raymond stayed down stairs until ten o'clock, read aloud an old time fireside story, and \kept the ball of conversation rolling in such pleas ant channels that the evening was gone before Manic knew it, and in spite of all her disappointment it bad somehow been. the pleasantest one She had spent there, . The next morning a lady came to see 3lartie in behalf of her mother in-law, and Manic engaged to go on the following day to see the place and people. There was no poetry about Mrs. Myrick. She was pure, una4ltera ted ; wanted her girls tohave a good, strong eddication—no limericks, no furrin language to. jabber in. She was, willing_ to pay good wages— would give a governess £2O a year and her hoard ; but she mustn't ex pect much waiting on.. They didn't keep any servants—didn't need , any ; a pity 'twould be if two hearty girls like 'hers couldn't do their own work. Poor Manic. She would not say no at once, because this was, thus far, her only chance ; so she promised to give an answer soon, and went hack to her room praying heaven to send her something better. She thought' her prayer was an swered when a gentleman called that evening, talked with her about his three little girls, and seemed well satisfied with the modest account she gave of - herself. He was very par ticular about music, however, and would be glad to hear Mrs. Wood bridge . pl.sy. Their interview had. 1 taken place in -the kindly - shelter of the quiet little reception room ; but the piano was in the big' parlor, and in there the professor and the Rev. Paul Apoltos were discussing earth and heaven. The Colonel was stalk ing about showing off his martial figure, and the young bride, by the side of her new lord, was holding court in the midst of a lively circle of callers. Shy, bashf ul Manic! how could she play before all these people ? Poor, timid little wren, that had just crept from under the mother wing and flown out of her nest ! Could she show what sweet music she knew bow to make with a 'crowd of listen ers ? There were none of the airs and graces of the music-pounding young 'woman abent Martie, as she dropped down upon the piano-stool and took a moment's grace before entering up ! on the dreadful ordeal. 'Twas no use Waiting, but, oh, if the gentle man would but sit down I Why will he stand beside her and watch her poor, frightened fingers as they trip and stumble, give a wild:jump for a distant note and miss it, make a dive for one o:lave and light on another, and last lose , their way altogether and goon 'chasing each other up, and down the 'key-bow.l. 3fattbiknows the pie's* she is trying tdplay as well sufshe knoWs her name * Ent it lies out - of her head and alimairay from her-fimerOnd ahe ends at;lastivith Let; own; '. , ES ARMEN OF -DIEMICIATION FROM ANY4killatTEß. ing her hair stand up straight on her head as she does it. The gentleman viasomuch obliged," left Almost immediately, and Martie, In a state of grief and mortification, was: rushing through the hall, ex elaiming, with a sob, as she covered her face with - her hands, "What shall-, I do ?" when she was suddenly stop ped at the foot of the stairs by Mr. Raymond. , "-My dear child," said he,' " don't take it so to heart. I've heard you 'play that piece before, and thought bow well you did it ; but, of couise,. you , couldn't play with all those people staring and listening. The man•was a brute to ask you to do it." "Oh, no; it. is I who am such a simpleton," said Martie ; u but ydu are very good to me ;" and,she hur ried on up stairs, longing to get 'where-nobody could see her, but feel ing comforted' a 'little even then, by the tender sympathy which had done its best to console her. Once in her own room the flood gates were opened,, and Manic cried over what she - called her disgraeeful failure, until she had suceeded in get ting a raging headache. Then she went to bed with the determination of writing in' the • morning, to Mrs. - Myrick, informing that lady that she was ready to, accept her otter and enter upon the " eddication " of her daughters. But before she had time to carry her resolution into effect Mrs. Myrick herself appeared, hav ing made' up her Mind that Martie would not do for them. She hadti't been brought up in their ways, and was like to be•too pertickler. Thus vanished all hopes of success from advertising. airs. Allen next advised that Martie should try one of the educational -agencies in the city, and an application was accord ingly- made. Then followed more days of anxious waiting and hopes deferred, resulting at last in a visit and a generous o ff er`from a lady who I won' 3.4artiels T heart at the outset with her pleasant! face and winning ways, and her gentle, motherly talk about the little boy and the two little girls at hoine, for who she wanted a teacher and .a comp' Pion. But, alas ! 1 thatlhome lay huT dreds of '= miles EIWAYt. ~ It seemed to Martie like going to ,the ends of the earth. She had twenty-four hours in which to de cide spent half. the time in waver ing petween yes and no—between the courage to go and the home-sick ness that crept over her heart at the very thought of it. Then scolding herself for a genuipe coward, she made up her mind that go she must, and go she would. " What?" exclaimed Mr. Raymond in a tone of surprise. " Have you really made up your mind to go so far from home and all your friends ?" " Yes, I must go," said- Martie, with a little quiver in her voice. " Please don't say anything to dis- 1 courage me." " I wouldn't for the world," re turned Mr. Raymond, "only I know of ' a situation nearer home,-which you can have if you will accept it. Come into the reception-room, and I will tell you aboUt it." Martie was all eagerness now. How delightful if, after all, she should not be obliged to make an exile of lief self. " It is a companion, not a teacher, that is wanted," Mr. Raymond con tinued. "Would you be willing to take a situation as companion ?". Martie's face. fell • a little, but she answered : " I should be very glarl to take such a situation, if I could fill it. Do you think I could ?",, ' "I'm sure you could." "Do you know' the •person who wants a companion - ?" 4, ye s. ” " WhO is it?" '- " Myself." "Yourself? how—what—". The exact question which Martie intend ed asking just here must be left to the imagination, since she did not, seem to be quite clear about- t her self! Mr. Raymond continued : " Yes, it iil., Martie. I want you for my co 'panion, my wife." The gray eyes ii twi kled as he asked, " Will you tak the situation?" An hour later Mrs. Allen entered the room,• ext•laiming - "Bless my sea 1" as she stumbled upon an un mistakable pair of lovers. "My dear Mrs. Allen," said Mr. Raymond, taking his blt3hing ".cora pardon " by the hand, and leading her to the astonished. old lady, "I know you will. be glad to hear that Martie will not now be able to make an engagement with that lady ; she has already made on with me." THE origin of the phrase "eating .crow" is appropriately revived in . these convention days An old farm er on the Hudson, below Albany, took summer boarders to eke out the profits of his farm. He sold the best of his farm products, holvver, and' often 'palmed off on his boarders " store " articles bought at a lower. price. To.their murmurs he replied • "I kin eat , anything, I tin eat a crow." This remark wag repeated so often `that one of the guests finally shot a crow and got theqook to pre pare it for dinner. Fearful!, however, that the farmer might have stomach for even such a dish, the bird was liberallyseasoned while cooking with Scotch snuff. The farmer was rather taken back when the dish was placed before him, but had too much pluck to give in eaten without a trial and attacked the bird, with the remark: I ki4 io it." At the second bite he repel ,"I kin.eat crow," and, as he suddenly suspended the operation of cutting the third mouthful and began; a retreat toward the door,' he added, "but dang me if I hankeer arter it I" KANKAKER has a illiool3 who beats them all in the way of doing a job of mat rimonial splicing with neatness and des patch. This is the formula: "Have 'et?" ..y eg ot di tw o n oi r ~yeLty rhlld;so. l ' "What a beautiful sight exclaimed Mrs. - Jonesnpturotudy, as she looked out oierlfie, scene ry from a Petiasytriuila-cailmat Ver t " , ie. Cl a —l°2°4\ :1W tt;14V 1::1411' 114111 billloPer, 'l!i - \. GEN. GARFIELD'S SPEECH - - • At the Unveiling of the Soldiers' Hon • ' aliment at Painesville, Ohio, July ad, ISSO. Fzi.Low Crirms: 'I 'cannot fail to respond on such an occasion, in sight'of such a monument, to such a cause, sustained by such men. While I have listened to what my friend has said, two questions have been sweeping thrungti my heart.. One was,. " What dogs the monument mean ?" and the,other, " What will the monument teach ?" Let. me try and ask you fora moment to help nip to answer what ddes the monument mean. 0, the Monument means' a world of memories, a world of deeds and a world of tears and a world of glories. You know, thousands know, what it is to offer up your life to the country, and that is no small thing, as every soldier knows. Let ma-put the question to you : For a moment suppose your country in the awfully embodied form of majestic law should stand above you and say : " I want your life; •come up here on the plat form and offer it." flow-many-would walk up before that majestic presence and say: "here I am ; take this life and .use it for your needs?" And yet almost two million of men made that an s wer, and a monument stands yond .!r to commemorate their ariswer. This is one of its' meanings. But, my friends, let me try you a little further. To give up life is much, for ft is to give up wife and home and child and ambition, bUClet me test you this way further. Suppose this awfully majestic form Should call out to you and say: ."I ask you to give up health and drag yourself, not dead, but halt alive, through a miser able existence for Jong years until you perish and die in your crippled and hopeless condition."ask you to volunteer to do that, and it balls fur a higher reach of patriotism and self-sacrifiee, hut hundreds of thou sands of you soldieis did that' That is what the monument means also But let me ask you to go one ptep further. Suppose your country should shy: "Come here on this platfOrm and in my name and. for my sake consent to. be idiotS; 'consent that your very brain and intellect shall be broken down into hopeless idiocy for my sake." flow many could be found to make that venture-7- And yet thonsands-and that with their . eyes wide open to Ile. horrible con sequendee—:obeyed that call. And let me tell bow 100;000 of our sol diers - were prisoners :of *ar, and many of them, when death was stalk ing near, when famine was climbing up into their hearts and -idiocy was threatening all that waELleft of their intellects, the gates n i f their prison stood open every day ifthey would quit, desert their flag and enlist un der the flag.of the enemy,. and out. of 180,000 not two per cent. ever re ceived the liberation from death, starvation, idiocy and all that might come to them, but they took all these. horrors and all these sufferings' in preference to going back upon the flag of their country and the glory of its truth. Great God ! was ever such measure of patriotism reached by any man on this-earth before ? 'This is what your monument means. By the subtle chemistry that no .man knows ail the blood that was shed by our brethren, all the lives that were devoted, all the grief that was felt, at last crystallized itself into granite, rendered immortal the great truth for which they died,--and it stands there to-day, and that is What your monument means. Now, what does it teach? What wilt it teach ? Why; I remember the story of 'one' of the old conquerors of Greece, who,l when he had tiaveled in his boyhood Over the battle-fields where Miltiades had won victories and set-up tro-1 phies, returning he said : " These trophies of Miltiades will never let me sleep." Why, something had taught him from the chiseled stone a lesson he could never forget, and; fel low-citizens, that silent- sentinel, that crowned granite column, will look down upon the boys that will walk's these streets for generations to come and will not let them sleep when - their country calls them. More than the bugler on his field from his dead lips will go out a call that the chil dren of Lake county will hear after the grave has covered us,all and our libmediate ' children. That is •the teaching of your monument. That; is its lesson, and it is the lesson of i endurance ferlihat we believe; awl it is the lesson of, sacrifices for what we think, the lesson of heroism for what we mean to sustain, and that lesson cannot be lost to a people like this. It is not a lesson of, revenge ; it is not a lesson of wrath'; it is the grand, sweet, broad lesson of thelmmortali ty of,' . 4fie truth that,we hope will soon coves as with the grand sheki nah of light. and -glory all parts .of this republic from the lakes to the ;gulf I once entered a house in old Massachusetts where over its doors were two crossed swords. One was the'sword carried by the grandfather of its owner on the field of Bunker Hill, and -the other was the sword carried by the English gmndaire of the wife on the same field and on' -the other. side of the conflict: 'Under those•crossed swords in the restored harmony of domestic peace :lived a happy and contented and free family, under the light of our republican lib-1 erties. - I trust the time is not . far distant when under the crossed swords and the locked shields of Americans - North and South. our people shall sleep in peace and rise in liberty, rove and harmony under' the union of do flag of the stars and stripes. - - Tux Cleveland herald advises Chris tians to hire a steamboat: give a Sunday excursion, and then suddenly open ; reli- Tious services on the crowd of loafers. hey must either listen or jump over board. - . "Do you use many &Were on your ta ble?" asked Mrs. Murray Hill of a South ern visitor. " Well, yes," was the reply; "we I►avo wbeat mid rye bread for break fast, but,ttle old mans. will stick to corn dodgers." - • A sea*. boy being asked by his teach- Isr bow he should Hog 'him,: replied : "If you please,. sir; I should% like to have it oa thwitalkin Mteln , o f , ritlitallailp —, the heir': ati•okee oPirria J4O 210-4 °W/! - . )inurtoostlig*:4> r ull - iJ: it 4 ^ _ CHILD'S TRUST. A pkture memory brings to me : I look across the years, and see Myself beside my. Mothers knee. I feel her gentle hand reetraln My soplin mood's, and know again A child's blind sense of wrong awl pain Bat wlier now, a man may grown; My childhood's needs are bettor known, My mother's chastening love I own ;: Gray grown, but la our Father's sight, A child still groping for the light To read his works and ways aright. I bow myself beneath Hls hand ; That pain itself for good was planned. I trust, but cannot understand. I fondly dream It needs must ho That, as my mother dealt with me, So with His children dealeth He I wait, andlrust the end will prove That here and there, below, above, The chastening heals, the pain is love John O. Whittier, in Yoeth•a Companion Trip to the Poor-House Grounds. 'Thinking the many voters of our county may feel interested in know: ing bow their. money goes when put out in public improvements and charities, your correspondent has taken the - trouble of dotting down his observations and experiences of• a recent trip " over the hills to the Poor-House et- Burlington, where it has pleased' the sage wisdom of the County fathers to locate Although we cannot have much' faith in'the christian modesty of not letting the one hand know what the'; other doeth=which must have beer their only inducement to hide one of! Bradford county's -principal objects of pride and generosity in a moun tain vale, fur from the main thor— oughfares which thirry yearly thoik sands of sight-seeing traveler* thro' our midst. But however much they may have erred in - location, they have largely redeemed themselves in their A:lither - choices. In the selection of Overseer and _Building r3uperin 'tendon; they could not have done better. The architectural skill of 'Mr. Frink 'is already established here as elsewhere, and the fact that he is designing and constructing the present enterprise, gives the people the assurance that what is done will bewell done at the least. Our coun ty jail, ,over the erection . of which Frink presided with remarkable success, is not 'more noted for its solidity, durability' and strength, than for its safety and convenience, and is a standing and almost . eternal monument to the genius of its build er, and probably has, been referred to and patterned after more than any other structure of its kind in the State. The county poor=house is un doubtedly of greater intricacy in de tail- and design, and will be more expensive at its completion, than the jail was. The amount of rooms, halls; corridors, wash-rooms, laun dries, pantries, dining-rooms, -sick rooms, kitchens, sewing-room, lozig ing-rooms, lying-ht-rooms,. -water closets, conduits, - tanks, furnaces, pipes, .arches,gable and dome are confusing to the mindgkone not accustomed to it. There are about 700 feet of outside wall (lineal measure) in the - building designed -for paupers; and it will take 100,000 brick to complete them, besides the vast amount of stone masonry already laid. The upright part or main build ing. is 4.1x62 feet on the ground, and is to be three stories high, surmount- ed by a dome from which the air. pipe discharges the _ foul accumula tions from every apartment connected to the main line by a branch ventila tor. A conduit running half a mile back will supply the entire building, With a continuous stream of, water through a reservoir of 50 or 60 bar-, Eels' capacity, located in the Upper story of the central part. -On one side of this main part projects a wing feet in length by 44 in width, and lapping on the opposite side and running back from the road is anoth er wing 44 feet wide by 100 long,. These wings are built 'in "sections," each part being separated- from the Other by a solid brick wall. - There are three of these sections in each wing, and it is expected In case of accident by fire it can be confined to , that part where it originated. Access, to the upper floors will be had by five distinct flights of stairs, which, while adding to the general facilities, will prove an, abundant means of es cape in case of danger. . - The sexes are - to be strictly separ ated andikept apart, unless, we opine, in the case of some couples who have lived to a greater age, than did the ancient Abraham and Sarah, when perhaps they will be permitted. to live out their few remaining days in tlte enjoyment of connubial bliss. 'f he insane department will be a building by itself, with' a capacity for at least 15 inmates ; the superin tendent of which will be so located , that not only the sound of the slight- • • _ .Joss -undertakes to pull my est disturbance will be conveyed cars, said saia loud-mouthed fellow on a his apartment from this building, but street corner,he will just have his also, he can keep an eye.on the rear 'hands full,". The crowd looked at the of the larger house. :There will prob- man's ears and laughed. . ably be another small wooden build. Tins is the way 'the married editor ing for a kind of "tramp house," sums up Lent : "The hen which _lays the where - those -infected with vermin Easter egg is a great bird, btit it takes and disease will be put through a bredoose which layts, s the golden egg to i East bonne" , • course - of suds—and sprouts, too, if refractory—get a clean bed, a square IF Noah bad forseen ' the future, _ and meal, and be obliged to wash up In g e d i ti thLtw a e r i k maq w u o it: l e d s h w a lr e ch re n n k e tered their own-duds and work enough to some of the strongest words in the Eng pay expenses before they are allowed lish language unnecessary. 1 _ to " git. The right royal American AL . trrLE girl read a composition be= tramp is not going tosubmit to the fore a minister. The subject was, "A indignities of cleanliness and hard Cow." She weaved in this complimenta 7 labor blit once in a life-time, so there ry sentence : "The cow is the most use be no need for this building to ful animal in the world except religion." be larger. Should there be children "Tater is what I call a finished ser enough to demand it, there will be mon," said a lady to her husband, as they , an educational department, -with wended their way_ from church. b d _ "Yes,' A crnt.n' being asked what were the youthreegreat feasts of the . Jews, promptly suitable teachers employed; it the ruillvtri,lell;chpwnigitritith it a ne.e w r n ,.ould u lt i e.'? and not unnaturally replied : "Breakfast, number is small, there is a district NEWLY married husband : "This is a dinner, and sapper." , - school near by where it is expected friend of mine, my dear—a friendof A MULE'S head does not contains head they - can get admittance. • twenty )ears' standing." His bride : capable of culture and refined rearing, In company with the gentlemanly "Good gracious. Then pray give him'a seat, for-I am sure he must be fired." but - it is wonderfult to what an extent and obliging Superintendent, Mr. the other end can be reared. 11 I blunt, we took a survey of the entire Ds. CR/Atita o f the a rm y, : , AN Indianian taid , to a you ng man who prep s, hre cobvinced • there te (K et )k i in g t s e c r le : f N ew & int° e ; 4 O - 13 1_ 1 ' 'e'r tain , chaffed him-upon his bad-heid : "Young can be no place in the county more w h a t the people of th at city drink. we 'Man, when my bead gets as soft as yours susceptible of improvement than the fearthe doctor is on the wrong went. , eau raj" heir t° ' ,MeKean. property... Consisting of is WILL you name the bones of the IT is a great piece of folly for a man to -; about. 125 acres of flat, with tbe resi- head?" said a _teacher tovne of his chew. be always ready - to'reeettreab,lohilflira.T. -. 1 due more of table than aide-bill, "I've got 'em all in.my i lusad, can,tg teacli ive ,e e m r : 7 , •I b l e, be b er e ° m o i l: b lo w % w ali r th mee e journey on trou.. lands there folio reason why it can replied the, pupil, : "het not be made :, to in pra t* . A atuENZOOTA, farmer who has- five PATRICE baring. • been. told thak; . ' tion with ant iltrin in ,the ecnintY g m°4 " ll)-dau g h bs s nod the tenet, Pete rs had found an loiterokit-ta- - : - • °Reclaim -that his resideure.-lumi, been marked Bhe may have hike*. _ 11 1 /4 4 ; i Pe tho r , " a sp of our observatiO louse ; the past_ two: ter: ride," for mese .. ridc liutd , •- • - ',: , :-,'. ,- ... ,- .4.,'f-i.'f.::-: . t. - :,.,,,:, , .i - `.= - ,, , . , ..L:5 - ,'. , -.0, , 5.-... , :- 81.00 per Annum In Advance. ;'4; CI we dropped out by the way to take a view of the oldest church and ceme tery in the county. The chiirch is a curiosity of the ancient simplicity of mechanism. In the • cemetery we noticed a slab marked "James Mc- Kean, seri, 1797." Others tbere were running all along down through a century of time, ; until the Sabbath before we were there the last area= pant had been placed in his "oarroW house," the fresh -,dirt being in strange contrast with the sunken grave of a hundred fears near to it. Another object of interest is nhuge white oak tree standing a few rods from the mansion house,under which, tradition says, the elder McKean tented his family on his first arrival here niaety years ago. It must have been a forest monarch then, for it is the largest of its species we ever saw; measuring 222 feet around its base. Who can tell its history? Scorei and scores of years before the foot of the white man ever trod the virgin soil of Northern Pennsylvania, the Indian mother has soothed to quiet her young beneath its branches ;' its giant trunk has been the recipient of the arrow and tomahawk, thrown by the skilled hand of the youthful war rior, long before the May Flower landed her Puritan freight at Ply, mouth rock. Tribe may have tact tribe beneath its sombre shades hi deadly conflict, and the remains of mighty *chieftains have furnished nourishment to its roots centuries before civilization ever discovered the hidden recess of its existence. Certainly there is enough of historic interest about this tree that it should - be preserved with the same care as its far-famed predecessor, the Char ter oak of colonial times, •a - nd now that it has become a part of the pub lic domain May it be" . permitted to live out the natural days alloted it. Much of historic and political 'rem iniscehce remains yet unsaid of this farm, its connections, aid, the noted characters who for so long a time had their home here ; but as it, like some of the' present letter, is foreign to the question, we refer it to a fa-, ture occasion and another pen. A Railroad Wanted at Snags now being extended were waited up on the other iday by a person from the pine i.wo4ds ani sand hills who announced himself as ',Mr. Snags, and who wanted to know if it could be possible that the proposed line was not' to come any nearertban three miles, to' the hamlet named in, his honor. . "Is Snags' Corners a Time'. of much importance?" asked the Presi dent. • ':,,' . .,,,'.. - , : - ,:...'..;;`.';'f . r. - -' - ' : •.. , :. , .._ :. :' 1 = = j -,7 ' ,..::::',,:".: - -.-. lEW m 3EI 7 • Some Indian skeletons have been .extrnied in Le excavations already made. Corners. The officials of a Mlchigan railroa " Is it ? 'Well I should Say, it *as ! We made over a ton of ._maple:,stigar there last spring !" " Flourish !- Why business is! on the gallop there every minute in:the whole twenty-foUr hours. We had three false alarms of fire there in one week. How's that for a town which is to be left three miles off your ra road ?" Being asked ,to give the names of the business' houses he scratched his head awhile and then replied : : " Well, there's me to start on. I run a " big store, own eight - yoke of oxen, and shall' soon have a dam and a saw . mill. Then there's a black smith shop, a • postoffice, a doctor, and last week, over half a dozen pat- . cut right men passed through. here. In one brief year we've , increased from a squatter and two dogs to our present standing, and we'll have a !awyer there before long." " I'm afraid we won't be able 'to come any nearer the Corners than the present survey," finally,rernarked the President. "Von won't! It can't be possible that you mean to skip a. growing pace like Snags' Corners M "iI- think we'll have to." - "_Wouldn't come if •I'd clear .you out , a "dace in the store fora ticket office?" . - • ‘4I don't see how, we could:" "Maybe I'd Subscribe $25," con tinued the delegate. • " No, we cannot change." " Can't do it - anyhow.?" "No." "Very well," said Mr ? Snags, as he put on his hat. "If this 'ere rail road thinks it• can stunt. or cripple Snags' Corners by_leaving it 'out in the cold it has made a big mistake. Before I leave town to,morrt:tw I'm a going to buy a windmill and a melo deon, and your old locomotive may toot and be banged, sir—toot and be hanged !"—Detroit Free. Press.- litadgering a Witaeas. 1 The court and jury, as well- as the ' spectators, generally enjoy the ;scene when a lawyer, in an attempt' o bad geyar browbeat a witness,, comes off seedlid befit in the encounter. A por. , respondent recalls an 11131IIIIIIM dent of this sc,prt, which happened 'a' few years ago in an Albany .cotut' room. The plaitititf, who was it lady, was called to testify:. She got on very - well, and made a • favorable impreir sion on . .the jury under the guidance - , of her counsel, - Hon. Lyman Tre main;-. until the opposing coun sel, - Hon. Henry Smith, subjected her to - a sharp cross-examination. This so -confused her-that she became faint, and tell to the flour, in a swoon. Of course this eicited general spit- • Pathy in the--audience, and - Mr. -‘ Smith saw that the case looked bad- • An expedient suggested itself by which to make the _swooning appear like a piece of stage trickery, and thus destroy sympathy for her.. .The lady's face in swooning had turned. purple red, and this fact suggested the new line of attack. The next• witness' was a middle-aged lady. The counsel asked: -• , " Did.you see the plaintiff faint a short. time ago ?" • " "Yes, sir." - "People turn pale when they faint, don't they ?" A great sensation r the court, and.: an evident confusion' of witness. But in *moment she answered, " No, not < , al ways ." l " Did you ever hear of a case of fainting where the party did not turn le ?" • pa . "Yes, sir." " Did you ever see such a : case?" • " Yes, sir." • .1 " When ?" "'About a year ago," "Where was it ?" In this city." " Who was it ?"• ' By this time• the excilkment wars so intense that everyboily listened anxiously for the reply. It, came promptly, with a twinkle in the wit ness'-eye, and a. quiver onl . ' •her lip, as ; if from suppressed humor': "•; " 'Twas a negro, sir." - 1 - Peal after peal of 'laughter shook the court room, in which the ve,nera ble judge joined. AIL Smith lost his case, not to say temper. . • * 4 - Protecting the Rear: In one of the :public schools of -.- Saul Francisco, a few days ago, is y9tith bubbling over with high ,spir its violated a. long established 'rule . and was summoned to the bar - of - judu.nreiat. With many sobs and tears l lte confessed the soft impeach , ment. r"llave your mother pall to. • . indrror;" the teacher remarked; with awful and ominous sig9ificance. His maternal ancestor appeared on the , .following day, and, aftei• being duly, and publicly informed of the flagrant -1 breach of discipline her son had been ailty Of, was requested to say if she - would punish herself or 'have the teacher attend to the - -matter. She preferred the latter coutse,.and urg,ed - - that the blows be will laitior. - 1.110' , :.- • next day Was appointed Mr the fiaa. • ellation. At the usual hour for sue% unpleasant . affairs the - .youth was- - summoned to the front. Ile •came • with hang-dog look and some .trepi - dation. An oration on youthfurfri volitics baying been duly delivered the boy was ordered to extend hiS • ff. F.. 1 hand beneath an upraised ruler. He refused, and, in accordance with the usual custom in such cases, was - spread across the teacher's knees, and the punishment was administer- ed in another quarter than_ the one originally intended. For some Un explainable reason. the most energet ic blows fell without the desired ef- - fect. A Consultation of male teach ers ensued, and the offender was con; • ducted to- a private room, and his wardrobe subjected to a rigid exami nation. On the interior of his bifur eated garment, at a locality of great strategical importance in such arc-- emergency, was a thfek flannel ba- . b)'s frock securely attached. " Who sewed-that on ?"rdemanded the prin cipal, in a voice of thunder. 7 " My mother," answered the boy, with— broken sobs. -The . , teachers -hurried ly consulted again; instructed the boy never to reveal the circumstance, and sent . him_ in to his studies: Somehow the matter leaked out.. General Garfield as a Pilot. In January, 1862 - , while - General (then Colonel) Garfield was parsu...- ing ; Humphrey Marshall's - force in - Kentucky,_ his troops found them selves far up the Sandy river almost out of Cations. The weather was. rough and the river very - high„ Col onel Gar fi eld had gone down to the , mouth of the river to see about send ing up supplies, and had- ordered a small steamer which was lying'ti ere to take on a' load of supplies,nd start' up. The captain declared it was . imposs ible ;- that no 'boat could - stem the raging current. Garfield. ordered him to load up and he would pilot the tioat himself; The steamer being loaded he placed an officer on_ ' deck to watch the _captain, and he himself took the wheel. The voyage was difficult and dangerous; the ver was fall of heavy driftwood. The utmost speed the steamer could -make :Was less than four miles an hour. , It was on Saturday that the .boat left, the irionth of the Sandy: All night, all day Sunday, and all , through Sunday night the voyt ... x continued, amid perils which th 6;10 every inptant; to wreck n 7h€7., steamer. Monday morning they reached the camp. During the. -en tire trip, two nights and one day, Garfield stood at the wheel, with the exception of eight, hours during the , day which he seized for a little rest. I. Such incidents as this prOve.-U - man's character. A. man who could pilgte steamboat under such perilous bir cumstances as these, to relieve the' . troops of his command, standing ati the wheel nearly . thirty-six hours, will make a safe pilot - foe the Ship of State.—lndianapolis Journal:- MEE =I BSI ' I"' ESIM El -14 11