SOME TIME Some time, I think, you will be glad to know I That I hare kept you always In my 4eark, And that my heart has Only truer groWn In all the time that we have been apart. 1, Some day when yen have slapped away ',reel care, And Idly fail to dreaming of the past, Aud sadly think of all your life bas missed, You will remember me In Una' at lastl' Or it =income to pass some dreary night, After a t ilaftbat . has been bald to bear, I When icin are weary, beartslck and forlorn, And tiere fa nohe to comfort or to care. That you will close your tired eyes to deeat4 , 01 tender kisses falling soft and 11g111, t Of restful touches smoothing back your bale, •1 • And sweet words spoken for their heart's delight Oh, then you will remember, and be glad That I have kept you In my heart s And that thy heart's true home wilt yet be, there, Although we wander elluitt and apart. Children's; Fancies and Sayings. ' LADY Examiner—" Tell me what .is an average ?",—Child—" A thing to lay eggs on. Mother says our old heti lays six eggs a week on an average." ! 7 • • A LAD in one"of oor schools being ask ed " What is Rhoda Island celebrated for?" replied : "It is the only one of the New England Stales which is the small est." Dlvisimi of Labor Aunt Mary "Well, Tommy, Alan I carry your bat, and stumps fur l you?'! Tommy—No“ amity ; tank ! Me tary bat an 'lumps. 1 041taci l y —Loizdun Punch. St:NlO.l - -scuom. scholar was request ed to learn " Matthew xv, 14," when be astounded the teacher by jumping up with the exclamation : "Can't be . done; 'taint in the blocks !" WHEN a boy falls and peels the Akin off his nose, the first thing he does is to get up and yell. When a girl tumbles and .1 hurts herself badly, the first thing s e does is to get up and, look at her dress., . THE ambition f little Tour is to have a box of colors. "Be a good boy four d4s in succession," his father told him, "and you shall 11:1,VCt one." Four days! To`tb's face shoed despair. "Papa," 'said' his little sist tr. "can't we divide them be tween us:"' TE.tc4u. tt,, boy whp has 16 be cot red: cd frequently—" Can you tt II me where the Illueitlidee is :"' dloy (rubbing his shoulder)=" No, but I can tell you where the black aml blue ridge is." Ile is treat ed more rigorously than ever niw. A 1.111 LE three-year-old, whose 'moth er was mixing a simple cough medicine • for him, watched the process, and asked if 't• was good. He was per mined to I tas 43, and exclaimed : "It's awful good, zna nna. Let's keep it all fur papa." i 1 11. LITTLE'b4 of four was steeping with his brother, When his mother said : "Why. Tummy, yon are lying right in the middle of the bed ; what will poor ' Harry de'"''', Well, ma," he repli«l, Ilarry's got both sides." Hartford A Ll'A'TUßßlt.was'exrlainiiig to a little girl bow a lobster cats his,sliell when he had tnitgrovin it. Said he, " What do you do when you have ont:ztown your ehith.e"? You Cast them aside, do yon " ()I!, no," replied the little one " we let out the tucks." 11F.nm: had half a biscuit buttered, and a .whole 4,ne unbuffered. Ile, gave thlll.lo the VOnOie One and kept the but- tared. Art "dark - being made about his giving away the larger pitice, Gracie said: • Ves, he gave me the biggest, and kept the btaterest." SMALL Child to .youthful actiimintanee —"Ma says 1 must not play with "you, bectll/hti my papa is :in utlicor, and ,pun are common cbildien.•' Little Itrocin— (.in a rage)—"Common children, inked Mamma says my papa is a bank opt, - and that he will always be one." A I tmi t rr A father, tending a six_months (441, erying.haby, gave it a tract - winch a eulporteur had left, and the' baby chewed it all to pieces in thie , ! minutes. Then he !landed it It pack of cards to play ith ou 0.14 It a moment it picked out the ace.uf spades, and looked up and smiled. THE pt day some one to,di a preen. dons / sr/4 boy, and asked him if he was "papa's ,h:iy '.!•• Ile answered !'‘ yes. — "'Arlyun Mamma's boy?" " Vcs,•• an sttet•tl li .. W ell Lott e;l11 you be • I mamma papa's'boy both at 6, ,one tint,':'" wits asked . him. "011,:" replied the little lad inditl•rently, "c t wa gon have Iwo horses." A tiEmt-iii 1) infant van dandier up e 1 chairs and laid.. without talliinz, ittit NNlatnits tntitliot puts it in a high-eh:in at the table :111;1 castetts it so securely tit she thinks tnt,thing less than a NVestern can upset it, the )itlitiLlster M ill t»atittoe, witliontt the sttglitest t, to fall oatatf its seat and bleak an arm ot fiaetttre its skull. Fun, Fact and Facetia.• 'A " t , 111.:1:T anetior—a - A mNANymi. crash cannot be worked up info game of bluff when you tly t , , scale a precipice. 'Tit E tte with the plv,t nateial bark is, the dog ‘‘',vuoil. Thrz. man whp diseltar,4;'s his eiicik usu ally makes a gip.vl t ; epovi. • .711n:s-('ossTiti - cric , s--AV)l.ll,:bone.paint, rowdeq, and so forth. 'fittorrot variety =pine of life, yet it should not he all• Tie,.. Tit t: luoe , tH u film as-be-tion't plcas T —The Omr m Bch o Ez.et - a eh, • uuln•at of km-41661 ; 4e .do tln nt ii the print 1/ BZ2 A liolisE must endure, _t g.a.1l deal ..f - 17.1sta behove his driver ruts. his shodider to.the Lr.Vit!year contailis iine day more thap the ordinary year. This - explains why rt is nerericlanneiLtha t woman wants but little year below. "St) ErAiDy'... eiqu.iirr IA h en th e d tAr _ aril"; fail," she was Ivla t ii the 1 Itl 111.111 let - narked : "Art: 31,1) sVil'et Lie. Maria., that helllthink thiwilerstitrtn has :et itoti-e . vitiett he gets here." " WHEN I Was :t a 'very 'mitt t.i a 3 - oatitt lady, 'all my ilwatit•in %ten. theTuerecl (111 1,,m, tiit.l4• is-at least one cA,...4!, of gratilied litninlion," wits the NE " EN often jump at conclusions," says tlw prt,vel 1,. So do do_s., line recently j•lnip,td at the edlClusion of a cat, which was stickinm through the opening- of a pal eltiSed door, Atli it created a great disturbance. A DENTI:sT at Lowell, Massa l chnsetts, worked at a girl:s teeth fur neaily. l thiee 'seeks, and it was proven in court that he stretched her mouth . half an 'inch. ?The Jury, how'ever, decided that a big :imouth was no damage to a woman. I,7..mAaiLs by a Texas maiden td her perlidiouslover : " I ain't got nolirother, and dad's too old to tight, but if ..ou will just take one of these here pistols and step offa few paces, .jine in the—duet, and misses wou'it, count." otcfs. EAGLE- HOTEL, (SOUTP. SQ,CARE.) 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