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Along a slope of grass she came ; And as she walked, a virgin Shame Llt up her face's sans with flame. Full alight and small she was, and bent Her lithe neck shyly, as she went, lu some child-like bewilderment. Gold was the color of her hair; The color of her eye's was unit.; . The sui shone on her everywhere. 0 tali she was as hawthorn Rowers! It seemed the flush of the Spring hours 'Lay on her cheeks, and Summer showers = lad bathed her In a sweet content, , Atvirglnal faint ravishment Of pt ace ; for with her came h scent Of flowers plucked with ! a childish hand In some forgotten Fairyland, Where all arow the sweet years starid. And all tse creatures of the !reed Crept from their leafy solitude, And wondering around her stood. The fawns came to her, unafraid; And on her hand their muzzles laid ; And fluttering birds dew down and staid. —John Payne Der schiltren dey vas pool In ped, All tucked outs for der olghdt ; I dakes mine pipe der mantel off, Dud py der fireside plight I Clinks aboudt when I vas Young— Oft moder, who vas Mad, tud how at nlghtltllke I do Ilatis— She tucked me cup In ped. BENJ. M. BECK I mindt me off mine fader, too, Und heir he yoUst to say: "l'uor imy, you haf a hardt olt row To hoe, and Irene play I find Me oudt dot it vas time • ti of mine Qat fader said Llle stnoodhing down mine flaxen hair, ad tucking me in pad. I)er oldt folks ! lilt vas like It dhream To shpeak off dent like dot. Gretchen and I vas oldt folks" now, Cud hat two schlltren got ! Ye lees dem mere as !Icier vas, • Each leedl4 curly head, Lind ctry nigiidi ye dukes dem oup Tud tucks dlietu In their ped. Budt, den, sometimes ven 1 feels plue,: . Uud all dings lonesome seem, I sr's!" I vos dot poy again ,! Upl die vas all a dhream. I vant to kits mine mutter vonee, • Und, von mine brayer vos said, ' To haf mine fader dake me oup Und tuck me la mine pea. I —C..4dama, in Harper's for May mom DESMOND'S MODEL. ruovll-75 Four o'clock on a sultry aftefnoon. The sun beat fiercely on the Tus can landscape; not a cloud dimmed the burning blue of the sky: The Apennines were dreaming int st haze of heat, which softened theitl rugged outlines ; in the Valley 'of the &C -chin the river rippled languidly over its stony bed, bereaved of its myriad tributary streams. The grass was burned brown, the vines were white with dust; only the olive-trees looked cool, with their soft, gray-green foli age, vaguely suggesting .mist and moonlight. • Dust, drought, and sultry silence, brc•liin only by the cigala's tiny chirp, prevailed over all the land scape. At the end of the ;valley furthest from Luccabrouah.zigzag roads wind uptvard into the solitude of the hills.. Tw,o figures were just now toiling up the steep ascent ; not Tuscan peas ants, but.a couple of Englishmen, in dusty tweed suits, each having a bundle of artists' traps strapped above his well-worn knapsack. The taller of the two stepped out at a good pace some yards in adtlance of his com panion, singing " llandolinata " in. a musical baritone ; the other, who was some years older, and of a, stouter build, plodded on stolidly behind him. pausing now ow and then to wipe his forehead and grumble at. the heat. His pauses grew more frequent as they proceeded, for ttic road" got steeper at every yard: - At length, wh4n a sudden turn revealed another long ascent before 'them, he utt4Ted . a smothered_ . groan, and, stopping abitiptly, hailed his companion. L. Etsurtzt reb.liB Jan. 1, 1875. "Hallo—Desmond I" The latter turned: " What is it ?" His friend Only beckoned in reply, and, sitting down on the sun-burned turf by the roadside, unstrapped his knapsack and leaned back with a long sigh of relief. Desmond paused a moment, then came leisurely back, humming the conclusion of his song. He-was as handsome a young fellow as you will meet in a Summer day. Fair, - but sun-burned, with . curly brown hair frank, happy blue eyes, and a smile whose caressing swret . ness few men, and still fewer women, could resist: He Was dressed- with an odd mixture of dandified nicety and Bohemian carelessness. A paint stained coat and battered, brigand hat seemed little •in harmony with hisssuperfine linen, to say nothing of the diamond ring on little finger, which showed to advantage at this moment, as he stool twirling; the ends of his mustache_and looking flown at his friend on te-bank. " Well, old felloW, what's the mat ter ?" " The matter is that I am dead beat. • Not another step can I go: up this heart-breaking bill." " Is' it, then, your intention- to spend the night on that bank ?" "It is my intention to rest here until after sunset, at all events,'un less some good Samaritan •with a cart happens to pass by and will give me a lift." i" Well, but my good fellow, you must be shockingly out of condition to ,be so easily knocked up.• The fact is,'Thorburn—don't be offended— yoil,are getting fat." " Fat ?" Thorburn sat upright to give emphasis to his indignant pro test. "Fat ? It's a lie. I was never in bettet training. But on a road like this, with t,he thermometer at heaven Inows how much in the shade—" .8125,000 . 66,000 " Stop, stop !"• interrupted Des mond, laughing. " I retract. I apol ogize. It is the ,bent, of course. You see we left Lucca an hour too late this Morning—" . • " Yes, you were flirting with that pretty American widow at the Hotel del' Univers° otherwise--," " How could. I better employ my self while you were snoring, you lazy humbug. If you bud- got up when I called you, instead of pitching a boot at me, and going to deep again, we Arll 1. 187.9 MS 3 , :k• - •,% . *','; - . ,. .;:"F•T , 5= ,. %:".' • : - .%-' , ',N , e , ... - ,t7' 7 >;',. , : . 7i1;:1•=*_. , -''' ,- , - ?,".:4 , ''.'-^ , :t 7 : - :; ,, ti- -,--- ... , R.. , 4t'f' -, re , .; , '..."• - . , ` ,- . :-'l .' •: - '3'?.. - = ' '.':',".':.• : !-7 -, :.:; - i•. - If -,- .7. '- ': . ' .' , ,, : ' : = ' ' , '':'; fiZttn='' 7 ,- "1 7 .. , ,-''..-'''',.:7,:''.,'-7.•:,"''..-_',,s,':.'.-.T.:',:l::':i.:: ~ ~ t MINE SCHILDHOOD OE h ,\ should have, been at Ban Giovanni- della-Rocca by this time." " Well, if you are in a hurty to reach San-what-its-name, go on, and leave me to.follow at my leisure."' " In a hurry ? not I," returned 'Desmond, throwing himself ;an the grass at his friend's side, and ing a cigar. "I am quite content to sit in the sun, and let things take their tourse." A pause of meditative puffing. " How still it is ; how lonely, how grand What a noble purple on those distant hills! One might be content to stay here for ever—' the 'world forgetting, by the world for got.' " '! "The world wouldlorget us soon enough, you may be sure," muttered Thorburn. " A short memory is one of its many pleasing—" " Shut up, you old cynic, and don't abuse the world," interrupted Des- mond. "It has its faults, no doubt; abut— Until you can Chow me s bappler planet, Coro genial and bright, I'll be content with Ma."' , He sang the lines, and then, clasp ng his hands under his head, watch- ed the 'smoke curling up from his • cigar. Thorburn gave 'him a glance, half envious, half admiring, and wholly affectionate. In spite—or, perhaps, because of the difference in their. chiracters—they were fast friends. They had been chums at schools, fellow-students at:the same drawing academy, and slatted abreast on the race of life. Desmond bad already distanced his companion, but that fact had in no degree affected their friendship. " Yes, you will; find it a jolly place, no doubt," said Thorburn. " So should I if I were in your shoes, with not a care to burden me." • "Orhat remark shows bow little you know me," replied Desmond " Cares ? I have heaps of them ! I was brooding over one .when you hailed me just now. Here we .are, nearly at the end of our tour, and 1 have not yet found a model for my " Lucretia Borgia." If she don't turn up .soon; that great picture, which was to take the public by storm . next May, will never be painted. '• I thought you found her at Luc- The coppersmith's handsome _77 ca wife— " A glorious creature; but she was dark, my dear boy," interrupted Des mond, raising himself on his elbow. " sow, La Borgia was a golden blonde; there is a lock of her hniriin the •Ambrosian Library at Milan. Are you listening?" • " Yes," Thorburn answered, drow sily. "Well, perhaps you'll find her at San Giovanni; who knows ?- pose you go on, and iodic I'o her; and if there is a convey - anti! of any sort in the place, you can.send'down for me. ' Pray go." " Disinterested advice!":; laughed the other, as he rose and sliciok " Would a wheel-barrow suit you, faule de `gilieux? If there is anything, in the 4d:ice:that will carry you, I'll send it; but; if it doesn't arrive in an hour's time, you had bet ter walk on: Remember, we are to put up at the Aguila. Nora,' in the Piazza." , lie went a few yards, then paused, and stooped to read-the half-defaced inscription, on a boundary-stone which marked the point where a path branched off to the left. • " I shall go this way," he called out, looking back ; "it is rougher, but shorter, I fancy." " Stick to the road," was Thor. burn'S caution. " It is the road, unless this thing lies like a tombstone. San Giovan' del'-and some hieroglyphic, intend ed, no doubt, for Rocca. It's all right. A iirederci!" And he was gone. Having watched him gutof sight, Thorburn settled himself luxuriously on the turf, put his knapsack under his head fora pillow, and in five min utes was fast asleep. - The. golden afternoon waned to ward evening. As the sun declined, deep, gloomy purple shadow's spread up the slopes, and gradually enfolded the hills like an imperial mantle. A rosy light still lingered ou the peaks, but the.; valleys were lost.in soft, mys teriousr. (*loom , • At length Thorburn woke, feeling chilled and stiff, and havina ° only "a hazy idea of where he was. Looking round he was startled at the length ening shadows, and hastily buckling on his knapsack, set off again. Hav ing a rooted distrust of "short cuts," however plausible, he kept to the main road. Soon, the sun's red rim diopped out of sight behind the furthest mountain range ; the brief twilight was quickly past, and- " with great strides came Xlie dark." . The sky was soon all with stirs ; •then a ghostly light like dawn spread upward from behind the cleft summit of La Pagua, and presently- out of that light rose'the full-orbed moon. The artist trudged on in the, silence and the moonlight, his feet falling noiselessly on the dusty road, where himself was the only living object visible for miles. Once a convent chime, ringing for the Benediction Offices, sounded musically.. from a neighboring. hill-side, and a little chureb, hidden among olive woods in the valley below, answered with a single cracked bell. Then Ave was silence twain ; the majestic silence of the hills, with solemn mean- mg. At length, another •turn of the weary way brought him in sight of his destination—hn ancient, world forsaken little town, perched on a rocky eminence, dark against the stars; its , brown, sun-baked houses nestling round .a ,ruined citadel, athwart whose rents the moonlight slanted. • Up a steep stretch of road, with horizontal lines of -rough stone pav ing at intervals, like the rungs of a ladder;_ past a wayside crucifix, with a blind beggar sitting on the steps at its foot ; over a bridge which spanned the dry bed of a water-course, under an, arch in a massive wall, where ' a dim oil-lamp burned before , 'it shrine of "Our Lady of the Seven 'firrows," and into a crooked, dark, ill-smelting - • , ' • , , - t - - •t‘' * • * BEMS 'TOWANDA, BRADFORD COUNTY, PA., THURSDAY MORNING, MAY 6, 1 1880. . street, where the houses seemed to meet overhead, shutting out the sky. The daPs work was over, and the townspeople stood about in the arch ed doorways and on the steep steps of their houses to take the fresh air —" pigliare ii fresco"— though it was still hot and close enough in the narrow ways, where there was a mixed smell of garlic and melons and, wine And polenta, with here and there a - whiff of odors less ambrosial. ' Women with white head-gear leaned out of the unglazed casements; men lounged on the pavement playing at " !dorm; " brown, half-naked chil dren played and fought in the gut ters. Some one I mo strumming ti mandoline, and singing a plaintive Tuscan ",Itispetto." The street emerged .into a paved square, on one side of which stood the church, a quaint, ancient edifice, with a Lombard towel and an open belfry, where the bats were flitting in kind out among the . bell -ropes; and on the other, the inn, • a flat-roofed, stone.galleried house, with one wide doorway. The inevitable group of gossips lounged on the step.; the cooper and the baker, and the little barber frOm next door, and the- barber's stout wife, with a, baby in her arms, so tightly swaddled that it looked like a wooden doll.• The landlord sur veyed the group from the doorway, which he completely filled ; a purly, good-tempered looking man, ,with a large, clean-shaven, olive face, and a shining bald head. On Thorburn's approach the con, versation ceased, and half a dozen ,dark eyes were turned upon him, cu riously, but not rudely. , The men made way for him to pass, uncover ing, with grave courtesy, while the " padrone " bowed himself backward into the house, with a gesture which placed himself, his establishment, and all his belongings at the traveler's dispoML • The ' , door opened at once upon a great bare sala, with stone floor, frescoed walls, and a mitered ceiling, from which an oh-lamp was suspend ed by a chain. "My friend haSarrived, I suppose ?" the artist said, glancing round. The inn-keeper paused in the mid dle of a bow, and looked at him in quiringly. "The Signor expected to meet a friend here ?" " Certainly ; he went otOirst, and must have arrived two or three hours ago." The other shrugged his shoulders with a deprecating smile, and gesture of outspread palms. " I have not had the honor of wel coming this gentleman. The Signor himself is the only traveler who has arrived here to-day." " Perhaps he has gone to some other inn," Thorburn began, " tho' he certainly said—" " Excuse .me, Signor, there is no other. L'Aguila :Nem is the only inn of San Giovanni." And the 'group at•the_ door, who were interested and attentive listen ers, promptly confirmed the padrone's statement .Thorburn looked per plexed. " I fear he must bave lost his way," he said, after a pause. "He was probably.• misled by the inscription on a boundary-stone,Where a path—" " Ecco ! that leads to St. Giovanni in-the-Vale, a village two leagues and a-half from here!" half a dozen voices exclaimed at once. Then he will certainly not be, here to-night," the artist _remarked, as he threw his knapsack on the table and sat down. "What sort of place is this other St. Giovanni:? There is an• inn, 1 suppose, where be could put up?" Ma si, there is an f a sort," mine host assented with a shrug, as he,, spread a coarse white cloth over one end of the long oaken table. " Alessandro Morelli's. Not in the village itself, but on the hill road, half an hour's w:.lk• beyond. It stands on the site of an ancient Car thusian monastery. Morelli bought the land .fOr a song, ruins and all, and built hiinself a house out of the Old Atones. Some say it was sacri. lege, and..that the house is accursed 17 "The man is," put in the cooper in an understone. • " Keep thy tongue quiet, Tonio mio;" the host returned, with a grave, cautionary nod. " We . know nothing against. ' Sandro Morelli, except that he is sullen and . unsociable; and that he is jealous of . his Wife ; and as she is a handiome woman, nearly twenty years younger than himself, that is excusable." 4 ' Bella Belissima—la Bianca! exclaimed the little barber, . raptur ously. " Per Baccho, if I had a wife as handsome—no offence to thee, mia gioja," turning to his fat and-de• cidedly plain " better half "—" I should be jealous as Bluebeard—via 1" ".And what handsome . woman would marry a snippet like thee ? " his "joy returned composedly, on which there was a-geueral laugh. " Brava, Caterina," exclaimed the landlord. " Your tongue is sharper than Hello's iazorg. Yes, Bianca is Beautiful," he continued ; "lint, to my thinking, there is something un canny about her. She has a frozen' look. Her face is like - a lovely mask, and what the soul behind it, may be, heaven only knows." She is.unhappy, perhaps," Thor burn suggested, wondering whether Chit beautiful " uneanny " woman would prove to be the model Des mon&had been seeking.- ":ITpw should she be otherwise with such a husband as she has got ?" demanded the barber's wife, shrilly. " Santa Maria! if he were mine, I'd cure him of 'jealousy,' warrant you." " Ay, your face would cure him of that,h mia bellar remarked her hus band, dryly •, and this time the laugh was against her. " Ebbene, my Mends," said the landlora, as he set knife and fork, plate and glass before his guest ; " it is getting late, and as the Signor's "supper will be ready in the space of a credd--." The visitors took the hint in per fect good part, and at once withdrew, wishing the stranger " bnona notte," REGARDLESS OF DENITNOLLTION FROM ANY FARTER. The supper was not long• in making its appearance. It consisted of a basin of vegetable soup, flavored' with grated cheese, a portion of roast kid, smoking hot, a scrap of Parmesan, on. the same plate with half ,a dozen wizened applgs, and a' cup of black coffee to eonclude with: Every thing that was not flavored with cheese tasted more or less of garlic. However, a flask of capital Monte Pulcinno (made amends for the defects of the cuisine, and when he hid fin ished it, and had taken a stroll in the Piezza, where thequaint shadow of the church lay black , across the moon-whitened pavement, 'the artist asked to be shown to his room. It proved to be a long, draughty apartment with a tiled floor; clean enough, but sGpremely•uncomforta ble. However, too used to roughing it to be critical, he soon "turned in," leaving the lamp burning. Tir6d as Ile was, 'it was some time befoib be slept. , Fragmentary recollections or the past day haunted him ; the hill scenery unrolled before him in an endless panorama, he heard the con vent bells, the tinkling mandoline, the voices of the gossips at the inn door. Then his thoughts reverted to Desmond,whom he pictured arriving next morning, brisk and blithe, and debonair, making himself at home in the place at, once, joking with the host, rambling about the old town in search of his " Lucretia Borgia," and incidentally making acquaintance with every man, woman and child he encountered. With a smile at the thought, Thor burn at length fell asleep. • _ How long his sleep lasted he never knew. He woke with a start—woke completely, passing without transi tion from the deep insensibility of dreamless slumber into full conscious ness- —and sat up in bed, looking round him with a bewildered stare. Had he dreamed it, or had he real y heard Desmond calling him ? He listened. Within 'and without the house all was profoundly still— so still that he could hear the owls hooting in the wide, dark country outside thewalls of the town. Ho sprang out of bed and went to the window ; perhaps Desmond was waiting for admittance in the street below ? Half in the forlorn light of the waning moon, half in the black sha dow of the church, the Piazza say, bare, silent, solitary, with no liVing creature visible save a vagabond dog creeping stealthily, 'across it. The town was silent as a city of the dead ; in the distance the owls still hooted monrnfully witha sound of " Woe— woe !" As ha leaned on the window-ledge looking out, and pondering over his strange delasion, a curious feeling of numbness and insensibility began to creep over him. It was as though a thick veil or cloud were gradually in terposed between his senses in the outer world. There was an interval of black unconsciousness, from he awoke—into a dream. His wide open eyes were still fixed onthe Pi azza, but with some mysterious inner vision he -beheld h quite different scene—one utterly unfamiliar to himself. He was standing, he thought, in the interior of a half-ruined tower, which seemed to have been the Campanile of some church or chapel. Through a breach in the walls he could see, outside, a large, weed-grown courtyard, with the re mains of .a cloistered walk at one side, and at the - end a low stone house, half hidden with trees. . Suddenly he heard Desmond's voice calling him. It seemed to come, hollow and muffled, from be neath the floor of the tower, under his feet. He looked around, and no ticed fur the first time a low, arched door in one of the massive walls. It Was open, showing a flight of \ worn stone-steps, leading to a vault or crypt below. He was not conscious of changing his position, but. the next moment he seemed to be,in the crypt: It had a dapt and earthy odor, ,and was pro foundly dark, except where a faint mysterious light at one end showed him Desmond stretched stretched on the damp stones, in a pool of his own - blood: The shock of horror which ran through him at that sight broke the spell. His vision' suddenly faded into darkness; gradually, as it had gathered, the cloud passed from his perceptions, and-. he regained -con sciousness. to find himself still stand ing at the windoiv, with his eyes fix ed on the moonlit Piazza. He sank into a chair; passing his hand Over his damp forehead. His heart beat tumultuously; - his mind was in a whirl: What had he seen? Was it only a waking dream—a 1 hallucination—the result perhaps of over fatigue? No; it was far too real, too vivid !.That terrible . picture seemed-burned into his' brain ; when he closed his eyes he could still see it, painted on the darkness, and Desmond's voice—urgent, imploring, reproachful—rang in his ears ; a pas sionate, despairing summons, uttered in a moment of supreme peril. Had it reached him too late? The thought went through his heart like a knife'. He started to his feet, resolved to lose no more time in Vain conjectures, ,but to get ready at once, and be away with the first gleam of :morning in search of his friend. Already the moon and stars were paling,- as a faint cold light crept upward from the east, and by , the time that he was dreSsed the sky was flushed with the lovely rays of dawn. Half an hour later; Thorburn pass ed out of the gate,' under the shrine of Our Lady of the Seven Sor rows, and went his way down the steepitoad, leaving behind him the forlorn little town on its rocky height, dark against the dawn, as last night he bad seen it dark against the stars. Beautiful beyond telling was the scene which stretched before him, bathed in the ineffable brightness and stillness of early morning. The bare and melancholy Apennines, transfig ured by the dash 01 sunrise, looked I=E=PXI radiant, rose-colored, ethereal, like mountains in .a fairy-tale or a dream. The valleys were still white with mist, but, here and there a rent iu the gauzy veil disclosed distant towns and villages, a monastery or hillside belfry gleaming white from amid woods - of olive or chestnut.: ' The swallows wheeled high up in the lit n inotis air; little golden-green liz• ards basked in the sunshine ; myriads of yellow butterflies flitted past, like leaves that the light breeze scatters in sport. Everything seemed full of life and joy this radiant Summer morning, and, in spite of himself, Thorburn felt the ,inffnence of the scene. He could nOt altogetGer shakei dff the vague apprehension which oppressed him, but he felt, - somehow, relieved and reassured. Out here, in the air and the , sufilight, supernatural fears seemed absurd. The dew was still on the grass whe i g hecreaehed St. Giovanni-in-the- Vale, a squalid, straggling- village, with one "long, unlovely street," whete fowls, pigs, and children dis poited themselves l indiscriminately. On making inquiries he found that Desmond had not been seen in the place the day before, but a little goat herd—a grinning, white-toothed, sun burned urchhi—had passed him "just after sundoln, on the hill-road, not far from 'Sandro Morelli's." Without a moment's delay Thor burn set off again. - The road, which wound upward out of a thickly-wooded valley, was little more than a- wagon-track, dry and crumbling, and strewn-with peb bles, like the bed of a torrent. He had followed it for some distance be fore he reached any habitation, and then it was only a solitary farm-house standing back from the road, with a few poor fields Of maize and corn, and a little grove.of tbestnut trees at the side. • - - - IA man was o diggiiig in the _field close to the house. aad Thorburn ap proached him to leirn how far he still was from his destination, On being adnressed, the other shook back a tangled mane of blaCk hair and looked up. lie -was a 112119- , cular, broad-shouldered fellow, of the type which, in Tuscan phrase, is "molded with the' fist, and polished with the pick-axe," with a sombre, olive-tinted face, and fierce, haggard, dark eyes. Ilis blue and white Shirt was open at the neck, showing . a massive brown throat ; ' his bare feet were thruk into wooden shoes. He stuck his spade into the ground, and looked his interlocutor over at leigure before he. replied, nodding over his shoulder at the building be hind them. " There it is." " That! But that is a farm, not an • , " Call it what you like. There is the hduse, and here am: , I, 'Sandro. Morelli, if you want mc." And he went on digging. The'artist . turned to, look at the house, and noticed for the first time that the bough which serves in lieu of. a sign at the humbler class of Osterias, hang over the door. It was a poor place, roughly built of great blocks of stone, which had evidently once serves A a more dignified purpose. No ruins were to be seen from the road. "A friend of mine,,an Englittlnan, put up here last night," , Thorbum re sumed:; . 44 shall I find him indoors ?" The man looked up again, shading his eyes from the sup., . • " You are mistaken,; your friend did not put up "here. We had no guest in the house last night." Thorburn started, looking at him in doubt and incredulity. " But—but there •is no other inn where he could have lodged, and when last seen he was close to your • house." " When was that ?" "Just after sunset yesterday." "I was out then ; mb _wife: may have seen him pass. it'ou_ can ask her; there she is." The artist turned toward the house, and found himself in the presence. of the loveliest woman' he had ever seen or dreamed of. She stood in the doorway, like a .radiant picture „in a dark frame- " a daughter of the gods, divinely tall, and most divinely fair." She was in the noontide of her beau ty ; her figure, full, but not heavy, her small head' nobly set above the, rounded throat and shoulders. Her complexion was of that warm white ness which old poet calls* "a golden pallor - ;" hazel eyes, soft, as velvet, iooked out from uncle' 'lever brows ; rippled hair, of a rare and lovely Shade' of tawny gold, was coiled in superb luxuriance, round her head. "Half light, hilt shade she stood ; "A eight to wake ■u old man young." But her face had an expression which-seemed out of harmony with its radiant and gracious beauty ; a fixed, iuserirable look, 'like that which perplexes one sometimes in the marble' features of, some antigtie statute, whose legend. is long forgot ten. • '•Speak then," her husband said roughly ; . 4 you heard - the question." " A gentleman—a signor inglese-L -passed by -yesterday evening, after sunset," she ,answered, addressing- Thorburn. " Passed by ?" he repeated ; "did be not come to the house l" There was a pause before she an swered. Her husband looked up at her, with his foot on the spade. " He came, to the door," she said slowly, looking at him, and not at her questimier. " I was standing here, and he asked me for a glass of water." " Andthen ?" Thorburn interroga ted anxiously.- "That was not all?" ".What more should there. be ?" the man exclaimed impatiently; " he• asked for a glass of water, and when he had drank it went on his way." Thorburn - glanced froin one to the other, and, after a moment's pause, said quietly: "I have had my walk for nothing, it seems._ I ~will rest a few moments, if you please, and taste your mine-before going further." 'As Blanca drew back for him to piss, her eyes met his with 'a look that thrilled and startled him. Fear, waiming, entreaty=what did that eloquent glance extteas He, felt ~: ~.a .., ... _. . _._ - . _ . ~ - .. . . ~- ' , ' - . . .... • - ... . "-- \ je ..$ 1 ::•- L t ''‘ ‘. ', • T : 1 1 , 1 1:. - . '''''.; • .' r l ,: , ~,„,.. ~;:. . „-.-,•. , ..„ . .. .. ... . . • . . . . that it was full of significance if he had but the clue. The door opened upon the kitchen, a quaint,','homely place, with coarse frescoes on the walls, gaudy cups and plates displayed on a cupboard, and a. waxen _image on the chimneypiece. One wide, unglazed casement, with bars across, `looked oil upon the. _fields ; opposite the en trance was another door, closed. The room was lot and close, pervaded by a musty -smell of dried herbs and beans and onions. The man followed them in at once, and half sat, half leaned on a table under the . window, with his back to the light -Moving like Juno, and looking, in her homely dress, like a - Queen in disguise, Blanca placed before the visitor a flask of wine and half a loaf of coar.,e bread. "Are there any remains of the ,convent which once stood here ?" he 'asked, as he poured out the wine. "I see no ruins- ~ . "They, are in, the court at the back," the man replied ; " only a cloister and the bell-tower." Thorburn was raising the glass to his lips. Heset it down untasted. "Apparently our . wine is not to your liking ?" Morelli.remarked. • "The room is close; I feel stifled." Olieying a gesture of her husband, Blanca opened the doer, opposite to which Thorburn was" sitting, and ad mitted a brilliant, flood of sunshine. Outside, iii the light and heat, was; a spacious weed-grown 'court-yaFtl,, incumbered with weod•stacks, oil presses, and heaps of hay and straw. At one side was a damp, dilapidat ed, stone cloister; at the end a ruin ed Lombard' tower. The artist put his hands befote his eyes, as if the light dazzled him. Ile felt a creeping chill among the roots of his hait, and his hands, burning hot, a' moment ago, were suddenly damp and cold.' ; Plainly as if it were then before him, he could see' the dark vault, the pros 4 trate figure, the, dreadful red stain on the stone floor— • For a moment .horror paralyzed him, but that; weakness passed, and left him deadly calm. His hand was steady, his senses quickened,_ his nerves braced to meet the danger in any shape. He furtively felt in the, breast-pocket of his coat to make sure that something, without which he never traveled, was still there, then rose and approached the door. "Are • those the ruins ? They 'are' picturesque. I should like to haVe a nearer view of them." " 'Sense," Morelli _returnezi, "I‘Ve do not make a show of tnem. Iryou are curious in old stones, there are plenty to be seen elsewhere." ..! ' " But I have heard these are par ticularly interesting:" Thorburn an sweied deliberately,-" that there,is a Vault - or crypt under the tower." " Who'told you that ?" The ! ex =clamation seemed. to have escaped him, involuntarily. He bit his lip, and added hastily, ,"There is no; crypt; at least I know of hone." "Perhaps you have not looked for it ? .Curious disc4eries are made in. Such places. sometimes." He, spoke the last words looking the other full in the eyes. Morelli's face changed—turned ashy pale, haggard, terrible ; and his hand9tole to his waistband. But he checked himself, and, after mo ments pause, saidi with a sudden and sinister change of manner to ironical courtesy: " Well, Signor, if you are bent on makingttliscotreries, I not thwart you. You shall see the tower, Come with us, mia bella,'? he added, filming to his wife,-who was -standing motionless in the shadow at the end:Of the room.' • She came forward,inoving mechan ically, like a sleep-walker; her • eyes fixed upon her husband's face. " Go first," he said, thawing back. for her to pass. She precedeilithem out -of the house and: across the cella-yard to the entrance or: the tower ; there she paused. andltiood in the-arch, with her hand on a"pro jecting fragment of masonry, while Morelli and the artist entered. Thorburn lquke I, round.' The place• was like and unlike the scene of `his vision. The genefal features were the same, but the details differed The tower was roofless.; overhead was a Space of cloudless sky, where a flock of pigeons fluttered:, white against the blue. heaps Of debris in cumbered the floor, and.• were piled against the walls. No door was visi ble. As he looked around in perplex ity; his eyes lighted on''Blanca's face. With one lightning glance, unobserv- A by her husband, he indicated a point'in the wall opposite to the en trance. He took but one stride to • w l ard it , and began to tear away the rubbish that was heaped against flinging , the stones behind 'him, regardless where - they, fell. Behind, deep-set in the Massive masonry, was a low, nail=studdeff door.. He looked round at Mnrelli, point ing to it without a word: The latter approached. There was an ill-omen ed smile on his lips, but his face was white and his eyes had a look of menace not to be mistaken. . " The Signor is - . a magician truly. Such knowledge is 4onderful—abd a little dangerous. It is alwaysdanger ous to knot , / too much." Then; with a gesture of mock courtesy, he add r - ed " Exceljenia 1 follow you." Thorburn had' his band - upon the bolt, but before he could draw it a voice cried, "stay, stay," and a hand grasped his arm. ' It was' Blanca. Blanca—so transformed by eicite ment that she looked like another woman. The story,. • apathetic ex pression had fallen from her face like • a mask; her eyes Were dilated, and a scarlet spot burned in her cheeks. ' You must not pass that (Idol' till you have heard what I have' to, tell' you," she,panted. "Ay! I will speak now thouahiou kill me the next mo ment," she added, turning to her. hits band with a gesture of defir.nce: "The Signor shall know all—and so shall you. I have something, to tell that you do not dream or." Morelli looked at her stupidly ; he seemed too amazed at the change in her to take in the sense of her Words. . "1 know or guess the worst Si - I ■ $l.OO per Annum in Advan 13 ready," Thorhurn said sole nly. , "I know that my friend lies . in he vault under our feet. I believe that - -he has been foullfniurdered--" " No, no!" she. interrupted; tri lim-phantly ; " not murddred—for he ts. alive t" The two "men uttered a simultane ous exclamation—Thorburn of jay; the. Italian= of rage -and incredulity. ":14 is false!" he, shouted furiously, threatening her with his hand; "clever as you are, you could not 'bring . S7our:lover to life again." . She looked at him with a smile . of scorn. "My lover ? - I never saw him till yesterday, when he came to the door to ask for a drink of water. lle beggedtme—as courteously as if I had" been a Queen—to let him draw my face, to put in a picture. he was painting. I consented; where was the harm?' but be had hardly begun, when you burst into the place = you had been watching me; I suppose, as usual—insulted him, struck me, and, when he , interposc4 - to defend me from your violence-0 Dio! . shall I ever lot get seeing him - fall. at my feet?" .• She shuddered, and hid her face in her hands. "When I' was hiding in this place last nightfor I could not breath under the roof that sheltered you—l.hesrd a sound in the vault below. It was a yoicethe'voice..of• the man you had left there, for dead —crying for help.. hurried.back,tio the house, got a lantern a flask.of wine, and some other things, and went' down into the vault.. There he lay; on the . damp stones,. bleeding to death in the dark . . He was conscious, but his mind wandered. fie took me for an angel, and said such'. beautiful things 1.. I bound up his wound - and sat with him all night, putting vine to his lips to keep the life in him- Toward morning he fell into, a stupor; and 'then I left` him, piling up the stones outside the door, 'as I found them:;.. You . kept close watch upon me, but if yip . had tied me hand and , foot I would 'nave found a way, before the; sun was; ;high, to escape and denounce you." 2. - With a hoarse cry of rage ed upon her s knife •in hand. I ThoYI burn' interposed . just in time: and, placing himself : before her, drew out his'revolver. Savage and, desperate; the man made a snatch .at it, wrench ed it from 'his grasp, awl pointed it foil in his face.. Quick as thought, the artist struck = up his arm.: There was .a flash, a 'sharp report, and Mo relli staggered backward, and fell headlong, shot - through the brain. The first moment Of the -stupefac tion past, Thorburn bent over the body, and.. turned the face upward. After one `glance he rose. "•Your husband broutht his death upon himself,"- .he .said gravely; " but if you had told me the truth when I spoke 'to yisu at the door, thi4 might have been avoided." _ " Signor—forgive me! I. tried to speak, hut—but with his eyes upon Me, I thirst not., You do ribt know what he was,". she, added, in a shud dering whisper; with a Side-Jong glance at the prostrate figure—never more -to be feared now. ' • - Thorhurn looked at her compas sionately: " I understand," he said gently ; ~will - not . reproach you. Come—let us waste no more time. There is a life to be saved ;" And, irawirig back the heavyjolt, he de-, scended the steps into thEervpt.• Au oil lamp in one corner diffused a feeble circle of light around,. leavz ing. the 'extremities of • the vaulted chamber in obscurity. Near the light; on a : heap • of straw and tagg, lay- Desmond, with an - _ awful stillness and :pallor 'on . his face, which made the handsome features seem un familiar to his friend. " We are too'late !" groaned Thor burn. "No, 'Signor. • he is only in a swoon, just as I left him." - . She put back the damp, disorderedhair from his forehead. " How. beautiful he is!" •she murmured with a sort of awe; "like the pictures of the bles— ed.St. John." • , touch seemed-to roust. him. His eves unclosed and rested on her .face: ." You are still here ?, Oh; you are kinder than my friend," , he whisper ed. "I called to trim—till my voice failed—but he never.came." Those words gave Thor a en rious thrill. " I am here no uk, old fellOw;" he said huskily ; but Desmond, had already relapsed into insensensibility, • I _" He niust , .Liot remain here; but ' can you help -- e to carry him, Bian- ca " Yes', yes," she assented eagerly, extending her strong white arms. Betw.een•them they bdre him up the steps, across'the courtyard,• and ( into the house,. - and laid' him down on the bed in an- inner Chimber—a bed. which he was not destined to leave for many a weary day. • "Here's a pretty . state of things! I must have been as blind. as a bat not tQ have seen it before." • • .It was ThOrburn who spoke, . and_ the words were addressed to himself. in a tone of vexation and perplexity. Three weekspiad passed away, raid Desmond, thanks partly to an 'excel lent constitution, chiefly, to Bianca's . tender nursing, had "healed . him of_ his grievOns wound," and was . pro- nounced by the worthy: leech of San Giovanni to'be quite well enough to travel: But he showed 'a reluctance to leave his present quarters, wliioh, Thorburn was - at a loss to under stand;;.:: till; on returning . from a sketching expedition one afternoon, he was-accidentally the witness-of scene - which leta „flood of light 'into. his mind; and 'caused him to. Otter the, ejaculation recorded' above. 'Desmond,, white and.gaunt, bbt as handsome as ever, lay on the turf in the shadow of the 'Chestnut trees at the side of the house, -Bianca sat *near him; she bad a tress of straw in 'her fingers, but she.was not plaiting. Her handtl lay idle on her lap, her eyes were downcast.. Never had elle looked- so 'lovely as at this ' Moment, 'when her [face was transfigured by 'some new and Sweet emotion. . Leaping on his elbow and his side, and looking at her with all his heart ',in his eyes,Desmo.nd - was speaking earnestly, passionately . ; I. evidently =II NTIM}3ER 49 pleading his *cam with all; a hatitir's - eloquence. ' . Thorburn saw her give' him one quick glance, in which joy and, end nese were strangely mingled ;" saw him take her hands, and draw - her haearer, till her golden hair brushed his lips—then, suddenly, beComing conscious that he was' playing the' ' spy, he went indoors, and sat down at the table near the irindow. "H'm —wells if be win. make a fool, of him. - self, he must. Certainly, she is a lovely creature, and :she saved"-his life ; and— r Anyhow, I can't fere." lie had long arrived -at -this conclusion, when, to his surprise, Bi. sacs ehtered. There was a lock on her face Which made him exclaini: 4, What is the matier ? .Is Desmond worse?" ' l. f,' No, Signor, he is better," she said quietly ; "so much better that he can spare me now. So I am go. ing.b. Going!". he , echoed;'"going where ?" " To the Convent of Core cis will take chawof. the ; house till I return—if I ever , :Perhaps, by, and by, I shall take ttwveil." He looked at her iirithoutispeaking. She:atGod before him in an attitude Of composed and patient melancholy, her hands folded before her; her eyes veiled by their white lids. " Does my friend know ?" he -ask ed at length. Her lips quivered. - "No I—could not tell him. . You will tell him • to-night wh e n: I a i m gone." --- . • • "He will be deeply hurt. at- your leaving-him in this way.. You Inuit, ;,. know that Ite=2. , '• Yes," • she interrupted,.." I. kno It is because I know it that I lear? him. Signor, he.has just' asked Jim to be his wife—me," she repeatpil, with simile of self-pity. "Look at me and think of it Thorburn did look at- her, .stan& ing before him in her matchless love liness,- and, regardless of piudence, said what came into , his , mind. " Your beauty would grace any sta tion." , - 1 • My beauty . - - and when that fades, whdt is there left to cbaim him? ,I am 'an ignorant peasant.. • l could not. live h:s lice, or thinkhis thoughts. Sooner or ater he would be - weary of me, and then—theit my . heart- Would break." " • She was silent a montenti :- '" No,. no," she contiue4 "It is a hupdred. tiines.itarlosible! - He awhile, will grieve for he world . is all- before him ; he -will c soon--qes 11 - • t soon forget." "And you, ;Bianca • - She looked but through - the -win dow, as if she o were looking into the . dim vista of years tocdme. - • " And I Shall remember l " she murmured, as she turned away.— The Argosy.. ..r • " You were in the war,' then Cap-. tain McKillen ?" " Oh, ma'am, yes, ma'am ; fought all through Is there not," she asked',hesitating ly, a great deal of danger in a bat tle?'* " Well, yes," the Captain re- 1 plied, reflectively, " there is, there is.; So many men standing around, you: know, and such careless handling of i lire arms as is almost sure to occur during:a battle, makes it really very unsafe." Miss Lollipop, shuddired, and then resumed : "Are not some people severely` injured' at times?" " Yes," the Captain said; "they are. I once had a friend who was hurt so badly that.he leave hjs room for 'several, days." AMU then she' said she thought there Ought to - be-a. law against them, and he. said he lie:- lieved the Legislature Of lowa con templated passing some ;such law at its nest session. And She said she .was so glad.—Burlington llatokeye. SoaiE Americans were boasting in Paris about their inventions, and the wonderful. machines 'to "be found in the States.. One of them told of the mincing-machine which, a live pig being introduced at one end, turned out the animal in • sausages at the other.end. An Irisliman, who was not going to have the YaUkees riding row/lA-sad over every other nation, turned on them and said,- "13edad, We have the same machine inilreland, ,only lours is more perfect, mire, for if you don't like the sausages, you can put them back into the machine, and by reversing.the action they'll come outlive pig agin where he went in." THE M Wuo DARR.—fit the Western railway station - two young men are awaiting the departure of the St. Germain train: The elder of the two says to the other,- who is watching a lady with some tenacity " Don't look at that woman - that way." " - Why not?" ‘,4Because c Tene day in this very place, 'I contemplated' a lit, tie lady- as "you are - contemplating — . this one." " Well ?" " have been contemplating . her now for:eight , - ! years !7' - • • • • 4 THERE is no place like San Franciscci - for enterprise, after all. Last week the wife of a well-known business man, -re siding on Ellis street, eloped. The de parture was discovered about' ten , ',o'clock iu the evening, and at the same libur the next Morning the husband had the fund= ture sold at auction, and delivered up key of the house to his landlord the after.' ; • noon of the same day. He., was tsrribly afraid she would change her mind and re. turn. 7 -San Francisco Poai • 1, 31,RN frequebtly criticise women who look into the shop windows' of millinery and dry goods stores. But • men them selves are - really- greater window gazers than women are. They will look into windows that contain fancy cloths for coats, or well buinikied firearms, or nice ly pOlished shoes, or photographs of pink tights stuffed out like sausages, or 'big - captivating • oysters, or cheap diamond scarf pins. They think that women are silly, while all the time they are morn ingenious drug store clekk,. who suspected that some one was tapping the till, fixed an arrangement on it so Ithat any one who. tried to open the drawer, without understanding it, would get four inches of brad•awl rammed into his hand, And then he went out and forgot to ex plain the thing to the boss, and ss spun as he gets able tole about again he'd film to hear of a job. Wngs a Young;lady tripped into a inn sic store the other day, and asked the bashful' clerk iu attendance for "Two Kisses," he jainmed .on his hat and rush ed out of the back - deor. The clerk, ;Lev er having heard bf,the music, thought ha was the victim of a Leap Year propcisal, and; hissalarY was not large enough to - support two.- 1 : - _ TniXietroit Free Press suggests a use •for girls. The managers of the- Aquari um, m London, fired a girl from a can non, and she hit a grocey and broke threa of his ribs, and the Free .Presa thinks if girls ,could he, used in place jof canon balls the government would make a great saving. • ' . AT dinner she bad a - doctor,. at either hand, one ofl,whom remarked, that ther_ were weU served, since they bad a duck between theirs. ••• 'Ya l / 2 "•she broke in-1 her wit it of the sort that comes in. flash es—" as , lam between two quacks." Then silence fell.—Boston tronaerfpt. AN Irish newspaper says : 41 In tiKsb -Fence of both editors, the publishers have Succeeded Securing the service of a gen-, denial* to edit the paper this week."- , II 1