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If our Ili* could t.ste the wormwood,. If our backs Could feel the load, j Would we waste to-day lu j For a time that ue'er can he I'l • Would we wait In such Impatience Fur our ships to come from sea? If we know the baby fingers Pressed against the window pane Would be cold add stiff to-morrow— Never trouble ns again, Would the bright eyes of our darling Catch the frown upon our-bmw ? Would the print of rosy fingers Vea us then as ft does stow ? 5cp.25,":9 Ah ! those little ice-cold fingers. -- llowthey point our mentor} back To the hasty words and actions StreWu along our hackwork flack ! llow.these little hands remind US. As in snowy grace they Ile, Nut to scatter thorns, out roses, For our reaping by-and-by ! • _ f tg Strange we never prize c -. nitiSle, Till the sweet voiced I; rd has flown : Strange that we'3hould s lit the violets Till the lovely 11Jwers are gode ; Strange that summer skies and sttnsine Never seemone-halt so lair As when winters snowy pinions .... Shake theirs bite down in the air! . BENJ. M. BECK May 1,19 =1 Lips from which the real of slleLeu None but Goal ran rollaway, Never blossomed In such beauty As adorn.: the mouth ; And sweet words that freight our niemory With their beautiful perfume, i.'onie to us'in ' sweetest accents Through the portals of the tomb.l Let us gather up the sunbeams Lying all along our path. Let us keep the .wheat and roses, I t log out the thorns and chaff Let us find our sweetest. comfort u the hle.ssrngs of to. ay, IVith a patient nand removing All our griefs (ruin lout our way. =EEO Singing softly to himself, Robert Edbury rode over (late and over down" in the sweet stillness of the . July night. Ilaidly a breath of .air' J stirring in the branches of the trees. Now and then an invisible night bird piped a solitary note Ito keep him company, and soft waVesZof light streamed over' the hills as the queenly moon, well attended by, lier guards, rode indolently down the broad highway of heaven. The blue dome, looking soft as velVet, was, like the fabled path of love, strewn 'thickly with the golden - kk,ses of the stars. =MS! -As he gained the last hill,:whosc ,ittlitnit gazed on the little watering place which was for a few weeks to be „Ids destination, he involuntary drew rein toid sat silent a moment, enjoying the moqnlight scene:- On his left an old-fashiohed .brick house roared its twisted chimneys aloft. So close was he to it that its sharp gables seemed to cut the air over his - head, and only a strip of green lawn bordered by horsechestuut trees, sep arated him from the windows, gfeam ing in the moonlight. s.-opt re and uniwn I'J Clog them (lowa, If I might—' lIMMI Robert, Edbury hushed his song when he perceived, for the first time, his very close proximity to the house and windows. 'loo'7B " Tie Substantial home of some substantial farmer," he said to him self. "I had better move on, or his daughters may think I am serenad ing fb e in."' - Too late! .Just then a window Was opened softly ovcibead, and a lady's faee appearred 'at it. In the rush of bri g ht moonlight :Robert caught sight of the long ripple of gold-glean:ling hair, and was sure that the face was lovely At any rate the voice was: =ED TI,WANDA, PA " Robert, dear, is it you." For a minute Itottert Edbury was mute MO surprise, and made no InswerJ ••Is' it,' you, Robert. Why dOutt you speA ?" lie spoke, then, low, and with hesi t:ition.. . Of course I knew it was you." There was a da-sh of pet ulence in the sweet voice now. "Who else but . you would be - riding and singing in that absurd way at this.hour of night, and, halting. before the house: . ! HaVe you a cold Robert?, Your voice sounds different from What it usually does." • - " Perhaps it is the night air," an ;swered'Robert, wickedly, and getting his wits partially 'together. "Or I may have cracked it with singing." But still he :poke in the most sub dued of tones. "I did not expect the pleasure of speaking with you." " The very Hea.of your coming up on horseback at this night hour! You know you ought not tO be out. Why do you do it? Where are you going? Jnto Spaticld?" " To he sure." " But what for?" '• To see a friend." - " Who is it ?", came the quick re sponse. '"Not—not Nelly 'Cameron ?" —with a shade of jealousy in the tone now. "'Are thc Camerons re ceivin!, this evening . ?" ".NOt. that I know of," returned 'Robert Edbury, promptly. "I swear to, you I was not going w to see Nelly I Cameron- I have not; spoken with a single young lady to-day, except yourself." I=l " Poor Robert !" and a little laugh rippled s lightly on' the air. "But do go. 'You ,know what your health is, and that:you have no business to be ridinc , at this time of You will be laid up to-Morrow your voice already sounds strange and altered. Good night." " One moment," cried Robert Ed bury, earnestly, as he leaped from his horse, fastened the, bridle to the gilte, And stepped inside beneath the win "dow, where gleamed that mysteriOns enchanting face. "Won't you give me a flower—you can easily reach that clustering vine by your case -1 ment. I'er utp+perhai)s I shall wish to ask you Some time to forgive Me 'some great ottenie. Won't you: give me a tiower for a token ?" . 1 ....5123,000 ..... 61,000 N. N. BETTS, Castder " llow7 strangely .' - yon. talk.. Of course I would give- you. a.. flower; but these arc only honeystiekles, and you know we promised to aive each other nothing but roies. But stay!" fOrkll. IF WE KNEW Wrellaiteons. • THE TWO ROBERTS. ‘IIoF did you know it was I ?" ~, . , 1 ,--____/. 1 l r —the pretty voice caught itself.. "I have a bunch of violets on my table. Would you like them r ."Anythinganything that comes from your hands!" whispered Robert, More sincerely , than he always spoke. The bright face. disappeared a mo ment from the window and then .re turned--a white hand gleamed in the moonlight. " There, take them, and now you must go! Quick ! I hear some one stirring. Suppose it should be mam ma! Good night, dear Robert" - - The window wast,softly Closed, - and in an instant after Robert was grop- ing -for the violets in the wet grass. He found them whe're they fell. But. as they were falling, the quick eyes of Robert Edbury had discerned-some thing, bright as a star, falling 'too. The small strip of grass where he had stood was entirely in the shade, bidden from the light by the large horsechestuut trees, and he had to grope in the dark for this glittering thing. An instant's search revealed it to he what he suspected—a lady's bracelet. It was -a slender circlet of Izold; studded with crystal. ,The quick movement had unclasped it from her arm ; and 1186bert with a .smile, put it side by side with the withered bunch of violets in his• pocket' as he rode away. '"Scejitc . .i and crown I'd fling thou down,'' sang Mr. \ Edbury as he rode swiftly on in the purple dusk of the trees. " Sceptre and crown, if I had them, I'd them down for the one bare. chance of hearing that lovely voice once acrain." He Was 'alone ; there was no one to' see him; and taking the yiblets'out of his pocket he kissed them tender ly. ft was most absurdly silly of him to do it; but who of us does not do silly things in the heyday of our youth's morning? Silly things that we blush for afterward, perhal,s: just as Robert Edbury blushed when putting the violets again quickly away. . Se,pt re and nrionii I'd fling than down, If I might-" But his song' got no further than that it; died away in thought. Bassing arr On-arm down thvi crowded dancing-room of the Spa the' next CV - em u:1, with his friend Norton, Robert 'Edlniry's quick ear was caught by a note which at once. arrested his attention. He said tlia't lie should know that divine . voiee again. hear it wherever or 'whenever he might, and •he was n9t mistaken. A certain remonstrance lay in its tone not to say misbelief. " But who could it have been, Rob ert, if it' was not you ? It frightens me to think of it. It—it was some body of your height and figure. It must have been yourself, Robert." " But I tell you it was not, Jessie: I should like to know who it was." Ile was a gentleman, I am sure" _with a stress upon the word. "You need novbe put out, Robert." Robert Edbury turned and saw close beside him, leaning on that other Robert's arm, a young girl sur passingly beautiful. Rises mingled with the bright gold of her hair ; shone iii the bosom of her dress, and a bunch of them was somhow inter twined with the slender gold. wrist chain attached to her fan. Ur. Ed bury caught his breath,'-as,, turning her faceolle girl's soft violet blue eyes rested for a moment un reeoffnizingly on his. " Who is she ?" he whispered eager ly to his friend. " llow lovely she is! What is her mini(' ? By heaven ! never believed in divine loveliness before; but here - it is, pure and un defiled. What is her name?" "It is Miss Chassaane," was the answer. " She "awl her Mother liVe at th'6 Grove, half . a mile out. of town.':' . " A'farm-bouse," remarked Robert "No it is not. It looks not unlike one. They are people of property. Yes. she is very. pretty. I'll intro duce you if you like." half an hour later Robert Edbury was bending over' the young lady's hand in the pretty secluded gloomof a vine-wree,hed window. They were as much alone as it iS, possible- for one to be in the heart of a busy, un heedinn. crowd.. The first notes of a Strauss waltz were beckoning the dancers, mild gay couples went laugh ing, hurry lug by. " You are not engafted tor this NVISC ?" • said Robert, eagerly. Some remembered cadence of his yoiee struck the young girl's mem ory, and, forgetting 'to ansiter hiM, she looked at him doubtfully, while a rosy blush swept over her forehead. half knew him and half did - not. •• Will you let nn- look at your . earl ?" he pursued / ,.as, with perfect courtesy in his voice and manner, he took the bit of, gilt and enameled pasteboard which 'she had tucked away amid the roses at her wrists. • I—l half promised thiS dance to Robert," she stammered, flinging a quick glance over her shoulder into the swaying crowd. " Then I shall claim it," answered • the other Robert with an audacious smile. lie stooped said picked up a rosebud that had fallen, and then held it triumphantly before the flush ed and startled face by his side. " See ! he said gaily •, " I saved froni being crushedunder foot. Will you give it to me?" But she reaehed out her hand jm- pulsively. "I—l never give roses to strangers," she replied, with a cold,. frightened, angry air. "They are Mr. Robert Stonor's roses. Give it back tome if Yon please." • " My name is Robert. too," he 'said, in the same gayly tender voice, though Ids dark 'nice, changed a little at her frank confession. My name is Robott, too, Miss Chassdane. Therefore, mny,l not claim the rose?" The soft-blue eyes, filled withtears, flew up and met his. She knew him then. Frightened and ashamed, and trembling from head to foot, she rose impulsively to her .feet. .He took a step backward, and they stood facing each other in-the gay, unheed -ing crowd. 1 • know you now," gasped Jessie. " IloW - dart.- - you speak to me again— you are very presuming, Sir: I will not hear it. Give me back my flower and leave me." " Nay," he said gently, but in the tone of a inater, "is there cause for anger And in a low, reasoning, MEI Ell TOWANDA, BRADFORD COUNTY, PA THURSDAY MORNING, DEMMER 18, 1879. perstiasive voice he spoke to her for some moments,nnil the rising spirit was calmed. In spite of herself au) against her will she was becoming irresistibly attracted to this 'man, Give me this one waltz, Miss Ctiassdane, and then 'I will give you back your rose. 'lt will be a fair ex change. But mind what I tell.you; as sure as there is a heaven above ns the day - is coming when - you will offerme : a rose unasked. Come." • The rose-red flush drifted over the young 'girl's face; his- words, and more than. his manner impressed her as he meant they should. He stood, with proffered arm, courteous ly still beside her, and, though pro testing inwardly with all her might that she would not dance, she gave him her hand; and in another mo- meat I they were floating deliciously together to the strains of the seduc tive music. Wheit it was 'over, Robert led her to her seat near some friends; her mother had not. gone to the rooms that night. She looked very pale. The pretty rose color had all died out of the sweet round cheeks. "Are you faint?" he asked anx iously, bending over her. "Are you tired? Shall I get you some water?r " No, no!" she cried, shrinking away from him. - 4 ‘ I am not faint— ,but look at Mr. Robert Stimor. '1 haVe.offende 1 him. lle is angry be cause I danced 'with you. Oh, what shall I do? lie is' my cousin, and has ill-health, and he must not be ex ci ted;'' 'Robert Edbury turned, and saw standing near hin that other Robert, .who threatened to be or perhaps wag —no mean His ill-health was evident. One hand. was pressed to his side as if to still some pain there, and on his handsome' blonde face, which was marked by unnlistakable traces of. confirmed sickness, a cloud of jealous anger rested heavily. The eyes of the two men met, and each knew the other for a rival. A half smile of. scorn as he looked curled Robert Edbury's lips. JO a case like this a man has no pity for the ailments of another. With a graVe face lie took from his pocket the 'rosebud and laid it in Miss Ohassdane's "Mere is your rose; he said, quiet ly.." I restore it to you at your wish. But remember what I said ; and be lieve me, time will prove me to be-no false prophet." Without waiting ror an answer, he bowed and disappeared amid the throng of dancers, •:$ - Ceking her no more that night. "Is Miss Chassdape engaged to that man ?" he quetioned of his friend Norton. " I believe there is no positive en gagement," was the reply. "Mrs. Chlss4anc, it is said, objects to.it." "On what score 'does she object? Money - ?" "Oh-no, Stonor has a small, com pact estate close by, and is well off. Ofi the score of his uncertain health. Also, they arc cousins." " What is it that is the matter with him ?" "Some • compliCation, connected with both the lungs and the heart, which I conclude, renders treatment difficult. "Do you think cares for him?". • " I don't think she loves hi.n, Ed bury—if. that's what you mean.. It seems to me she likes him more as a brother. When eligible attentions are paid to girls; they feel flattered, you know, and respond accordingly. Nine out of ten of them • understand nothing of their own feelings, arid mistake friendship for love. Robert :Stonor and 31i4 Chassdane • have grown up together—have been like brother and sister." Frequently they met .after that. It was an unusually gay season .tt Spa field, and entertainments abounded accordingly. In the morning drink ing the water; or making believe to drink it; in the afternoon sauntering in the gardens, or on the parade; in, the evening at the rooms, or at pri vate parties; two or three times did Edbury and .. Miss Chassdane meat, amid linger . together, and con verse with each other. Robert Ed- Lury's time was his own, and he staid on; Ile could have staid forever. The two or three weeks' sojourn be had intended had more than doubled itself. For he had learned to lOve her passionately ; and all the world might see it fol. aught he cared. She, too, might. see it, if she chose • btt wheth er she did or not,-he could not tell, judging from the grave and sweet dignity with which she met and bore back his eager attententions. At length there came an evening when he was determined to put his fate to the test ; to go on in this un certainty was worse than tOrment. Tlierhad not been much disturbed by Robert Stonor; a paroxysm of, his complaint had confined that gentle- ' men to Gis own home. . And so Robert Edbury wept up to the old gabled house, before which his horse had halted that first night, and . sought •an interview with Miss Chassdane. She was quite, alone., Thelong French Window by which' she sat was flung wide _open, sand the low red sunlight, streaming in over her, lighted up her fair, gold;halr and the roses in her dress. " How -beautiful she ! is!" , he thought as lie took her band in his. "What if I should not win !her after all.? But I will make a hard fight 1 for-it." Jessie looliCd "up inquiringly' into his face. _ "You are very silent," . she said; and then, catching the earnest .• look in his eyes, she blushed violent• ly and drew away her hand.. f‘ I love you," he passionately broke forth in a low, tremulous tone, breaking his emotional silence. I have come to you this evening to risk my fate bysaying this, to win or lose all. - Jessie, you must know how I love you ; how I have loved" you all along, from . that . very first night that I spoke to you, neither of 119 knowing the - other. Will you not ive me . some hope of love in return? Do not send me from you an utterly broken and diseoumed man!". !Jessie was silent for a moment— one long, cruel - ,moment to Robert- Edbury--then the small, sweet . face was turned to him with gentle. dig, 1(1 )•-• 1 01 REGARDLESS OF DENUNCIATION FROM ANY QUARTER Miss Chassdanc nity. He knew his doom beforehand, ere she. spoke the words. " You must know how useless. it was to speak to me of this," she said. "You - knew, surely you must have known, that I was engaged to my cousin, Robert Stonor." • "Engaged to him ?" " Yes. We are engaged." .Neither spoke for a time. The scent of the flowers, blooming in the lovely grounds on 'this side of .the house, away from the dusty and b t usy highway, seemed to mock them with its. sweetness ; the elusteiing shrubs and trees waved gently Hi the sum mer evening breeze. • He could not speak at. once; the sense of his bitter loss was too great. The setting sun streamed in upon him, lighting up his distressed face. It seemed to him that the great-old fashioned clock in the hall ticked out the words-- ' " Lost Itost 1 ! Lost !! !" -; • . i l " Engaged ," he said, at lengtl4 with a longd awn.breatti. "I dicLhot. know it. 13; t engagements, where no love is, have been broken off many times before now!" " Hush," cried Jessie. "DO not speak like that again. It would kill Win! Yon do not know what you are saying." "Kill- him!" "If he heard it, I meant. He says he trusts me." "And you are sacrificing yourself for him !—for 'a fancy ! Hear the truth, Jessie. You, care not for Mr. Stonor, except as a cousin or a broth er. Examine your own heart, and it will tell you that you do not. You care fur me. You love nie. Many a half word, a half look has betrayed it to me. Yes, my darling, it is Rob ert Edbilry you have learned to love; not. Robert •Stonor. Your blushes, my love, are - betraying it now. You—" " What was that ?" shrieked Jessie. A low, smothered ound, half groan, half cry, had come in from the open window. It was so full of. lain that a man wouldl not care to hear it twice in a lifetiine. Before either could rush out Robert StOnor stood in the opening. • t It was a figure to be forgot ten. 'His handsomWir face was dis torted with either pain or anger ;- his pale lips trembled ; his left hand was pressed, with the old familiar ges ture. unon his- heart. " False, false that you are," broke at( length from his bloodless lips, as he seized Jessie with his right hand, " You•told me that you did not care for Robert Edbury 1 You told me—" A pause, a stagger; and with a frightful shiver, he fell on the carpet. Robert Edbury biJoke the fall partial- , ly, but was not quick enough to save him from it: Jessie flew ~ from the room for assistance. 1- "Robert Stonor here ?"; cried the bewildered -, Mrs. Cliass , lane. "I thought he was confined to his cham ber at home." . He had been confined to'his chain- . ber ; but, alas, he had crept out of it ri) that eve ing, and come up to. the house to *a e Jessie. With the fond hope of surprising -her in the usual evening-room, he had'gone round the shrubbery, intending to enter by the window, and ha.l beard all. . On the floor, there as lie lay, his head i raised on a cushion by the hands. of Robert . Edbury, he died: The medical men said fie could not, in any case, have lived many months, if weeks, but that the agitation bad killed him. it was many long= days. after that, when she had rtsen from the sick bed to which this shock of midden death had lirktught her, that Robert Edb l ury came to say ,farewell to . Miss Chassdane. The interview was brief, studiedly brio!, for, with the shadow of that dead man lying betwecii them, speech wat.ditlicult to both. "Good-bye," she" cried, reaching out to him an attenuated baud. "1 hope you may find happiness and peace !" " But we shall meet again,' cried Robert, eagerly. "Surely—surely— some time in the future I may come to you. " Hush !"•she cried, the tears roll ing piteously down her cheeks "You must not speak of that. Rob ert's shadow Would always come be- tween us, as he fell there on the floor. We killed him ! We killed him!" and she wrung her pale hands together in strong excitement. " Stop!" said Robert Fdbury, quite sternly. " You are taking an altogether mistaken view of the truth. Ask your mother; ask any one. But Yon_are weak and ill yet, ,Jessie, and the tinre has not come fOr ►ne to insist bn this. Let us think of him, poor fellow. as one who must, had lie lived, have suffered much, and who has mercifully -found peace in the. rest Of death" lie stood for a moment looping with a fond longing into the small, sweet face from which the summer roses had fled with grudging 'haste. Then taking from his pocket a frag : ile of gold .and crystal circlet, he held it out to her. -it was the bracelet she lost that first night of their meet ing. I found it under Sour window that night with the-violets,",he said. "It fell from your arm. 'Will you take it back now ?" . _ A faint lovely tinge of red flicker ed into her cheeks once more. "No!" she answered, looking into his dark face with tender, gentle wistfulness—"l—l don't wan't to recall that night, or anything con nected with it. You may keep it if you like." - So he kissed her hand 'and said farelell. But he left a whisper be hind him. •' When the roses blooin again, re member me." . A year went by, and 'no message came. The second year he said to himself. ." Surely, she will, send for me now!' But May and June crept by, and July came.; but not one word came frome. Jessie ChassdanC. lie was.g,rowing sick with a wild and helpless, , despair, for .he felt ho 7: worse and useless it would be to gO, uncalled; !when one day. a letter came fluttering like a.whitc bird to his hea4. . "The roses are in bloom and there is one for you!"— Tee Argosy. Desponding ChOstians. -" Children - of. the king" are some times subject to blue devils. To ex orcise this is the object of the follow ing, taken from the Northwestern Christian' Advocate i . "It would be well-for all who are given to despondency to ask them - - .selves :and endeaVor to give brief, sharp answers to the question of the Psalmist: ' Why art thou cast down, 0 my soul ?' Many, doubtless, would be able to refer their depression to real troubles—ill-health,bereavement, want, business, or other disasters ; but .the majority would find that they have no real reason outside of t4em selves for their despondency; that it arises from vague and undefinable fears, from imaginary troubles, or from the anticipation of evil; and that the source.of it all is a sinful distrust of that ever-watchrul divine providence which notes the fall of a sparrow, numbers even the hairs. our heads, and constantly guards and keeps us. " The chief source of despondency is foreboding--nseless worrying about the future. Men suffer more in an tipipation of evil than they do from tWe actual misfortunes of life. -And. yet, in nine eases bout. Of ten, our fears about to-morrow are ground less. Very few of the sorrows we hare apprehended have ever reached us; and those which havl come' upon us have always been lighter than we feared, and proved to be less painful to bear in actual experience than the anticipation of them. When we look at a dark place . it seems very black, but when we are in it there is usually some light. God sends .no unmiti gated sorro*; every triaLcomes with its ifThviating circumstances He tempers the wind to the shorn lamb;' .or, if He doe 4 not wake the Suffering less, makes us stronger to bear it. As thy days, so shall thy strength IT.' Ile smooths fur us the roughest road ; and we enter upon it with the assurance that 1.1.e,is with us always, and that Ilk grace is sufficient for Us. In every form of sorrow, God draws *near to the stricken spirit; and offers His own joy-giving piesence in' .pl'ace of the blessings taken; and' many of the afflicted have hid in their. severest trials far deeper and more heart-swelling' views of the di vine love than they ever had in their seasonS' . Of gladness. But if we bor row trouble, we seize the cup in its -untempered bitterness before the time has come for the infusion of what mays sweeten, bless, and.sancti -- f • it.' "The habit of taking desponding views of the future is utterly useless —and-worse, foolish and hurtful... It does no good, has no tendency' to avert evils, but • may hasten them by paritlyzing the energies, and so pre= venting the effort necessary to ward off disaster. Under Providence,there are many evils which it is within our own power to - eitUr avert entirely, or modify by a cheerful, hopeful spirit, which is apt . to see a way out of present or impending difficulties. ,But the forebbding,desponding:spirit sits diyivn in disco - nragement,. and dyes nottiing to reilnetly present or prevent future calamities. ,llespon4- ency often fulfills its own dlsmal prophecies, while the: courageous, - -hopeful soul is able to wiing profit out of disaster and victory out. of defeat. °• The hest cure for despondency s that of the Psalmist : .‘ Hope thou n God.' Our own efforts may Flo nuch to correct our 'weakness and le,zsen the evils we cannot avert, but w•e need also the gree of God and the inspiration of hope- in Him to support 'us. An unknown future lies hefdre us.. There hair's: over it a veil which no man can lift. We know not what trials lie liefore'us, • and it is is a blessing'that we do not. God, in His wisdom and goodness, con ceals them from us, and we ought to acquiesce;; thankfully in His arrange ment, knowing that the future is in His hand who doeth all things well, and that eareth for us.' That single truth—God eareth for you— heartily believed will quiet. fear, re move despOndency, and make the ; spirit peaceful and hopeftil. If the great and good God is watehiqg over us day anci night, surely.wt'ought not to be distressed about the future. Let us, then, hope in God, and rest from endue anxiety=, in the assurance that He vlio never slumbers nor sleeps, who faintetli not, ?wither" is weary, will care for" us, anil make all things work together for goad to them that love Him. " The prospect of° a better and en during inheritance in heaven should exclude despondency. Ho we Ver heavy our outward burdewf and sor rows, if we have Christ within, the hope of glory, we have the, t best ci reasons for joy, and, if ive-db not re- Doice, may Well exclaim in self-rebuke: • Why art thou cast down 0 my soul? And why art than disquieted within me? Hope thou in God ; ! 6r I shall yet. praise - Him who is the health of nri countenance and my God.' •llow brief the longest space which earthly trials cover !. How short the period during which changes can come ! How, in comparison with eternity and its ever-growing joy; does all that flesh and heart can Bear, on this side of the grave, shrink into utter nothingness!' St. Paul , said : 'For I reckon that the sufferings of this present time, .are not worthy to be compared with the glory that shall be tevealed in us.' And this inheri tam% above is revealed, that faith may. use it here—ghat hope may bridge over . the . few doubtful years that remain with an arch that- shall repose at once on a past full of mercy and on a heaven where all -is sure, cloukiless, and eternal.'" LAVENDER went down to the beach the other day, and while he was • eating l ihis dinner in that 'spacious, airy dining-room, looking out over the water, he observed' a mother and her "young hopeful" seated near him at the table and eating wilt ro bust appetite. Pretty soon the boy took a drink of water, when his mother arrest 'ed his hand at-d'said with , surprise and reproach : "Why, Johnny !' what makes you ! ? 'We pay4dollar for our dinner, and water's so very tMin'." • , "GEonar- has had *a great many pull backs in life," mid the young wife to liar lady friend. And when . the friend sail "Yes, I saw him with one ye; - *day." the young wife didn't know , she meant by it. rp LI rtic4r. THE DREAMLAND SEA What matter though my pilgrim feet May never press the etnutgers land, Or wander lone where wild waves beat With ceaseless moan on ocesu's strand ? For me erpands a lovelier deep, W hese Isles In visioned beauty sleep, And never ocean waves could be So bright as ,blue, fair Dreamland Sea, My castle ctinvlts the boldest steep, By warring winds and wateursrarred, That seaward leans, and o'er the deep, Keeps evermore unceasing ward. Full-freighted, with their winds of snows, The white ships come, the white ships go, While in the shade of cliff and towers . I dream away the gliding hotirs. With manes foam-flockildAnd tossing free, The waves, wild coursers of the sea, Race swiftly to the level strand; And struggling die upon the sand. The shells that sparkle at my feet, Strange taPA of wind and wave, , repeat; The weird romance, the Mystery Of the dark caverns of the sea. t My fairy fleet that long has lain Close moored In some enchanted bay, Borne by fair gales across the main, Sails swiftly on Its hoMeward way. My ships, my stately ships I see! Full many a royal argosle, Like white-winged birds they speeding come And bring their gathered treasures home. Pearls from the Inerma'crs watery cell, • •Pure gold frojn sunny orient lands, With many a resy 7 chautbered cell And Jewel wrought by elfin hands; Crosses and amulets of price r • Of.sandarwonti and saeted palm, Embossed with many a fair device, And odorous with tropic balm. t —ff. B. if. to .DonarNtic ..lbouthly THE BLACKSMITH. Translated From the French of Emile Zola The blacksmith was a tall man, the tallest iii the district, his shoulders knotty, his face and arms blackened by r the tlames_of the forge and the iron dust of the hammers. Ile bad in his square-built skull, beneath hiS dense thicket Of hair, great infantile blue eyes, bright as steel. -His large jaw rolled with, laughter, with the sounds of his sonorous breath, like the respiration and gigantic gayeties of his -bellows ; and, when he lifted his arms,' wall a gesture 'of satisfied power—a gesture which toil at the anvil had made habitual with him— he• seeined4 to carry his fifty year'S even niore4 briskly than he raised " La Demoiselle," a mass -weighing • twenty-Elie pounds, a terrible lass whom he alone could have made to dance from Vernon to Rouen. I lived a year at the blacksmith'S ; a whole year of convalescence. I hadlost, my heart„, lost my brain. I had departed, going. straight befbre roc, searching, searching for a corner of peace and work in which I could recover my manhood. , ThuS it was that one evening, upon the high Way; after having passed beyond the vi 4 lage, I perceived the forge, isolated; flaming, planted, side-wise at the cross of Quatre-Chemius. The light ras.such that the 'door for the pas- Sage of carts,! wide open, reddened the-cross-roads, and that the poplars, ranged in front of it, along the ditch, 4indked like torches. In the distance; - . amid the softness of twilight, the cadence of the hammers sounded for • half a league, like the gallop,' al): proachina nearer and_nearer, of some regiment of iron. Then, there, be-. neath the gaping door, in the bright ness, in the uproar, in the shock of that thunder, I paused, happy, con soled already; to witness that toil, to see those manly hands twist and flat-, ten the red bars. I saw, that autumn evening, the blacksmith for the first time. He was shaping a ploughshare. - With shirt open, showing his rugged breast, -where tlut ribs at each breath marked the carca . s of prdved metal, he_ bent backward, made a spring, brought down the hammer, and that, without a panne, vith an easyand continuous' balancing of the body, with an im placable exercise of the muscles. The hammer turned in a regular cir cle, bearing away sparks, leaving behind it a flash. It was "La Dc. moiselle," to whom the blacksmith thus gave motion with both hands, while his son, a jolly young fellow of . 'twenty, held, the flaming iron at the' 'end of the pineerS and rapped in his turn, rapped hollow blows which the glorious dance of the old inan's terri.: Ole lass stifled. Toe, toe-toe, toe. One might have called' itr the grave voice Of a mother encouraging the first Iblpings of an invant.' Ca Be- , ! miscue " waltzed • constantly, shak ing the spangles of her robe, leaving . the marks of her heels in the plough share she was fashioning, each time She rebOunded upon the anvil: A blood-red flame flowed to the ground, lighting up the salient angles of the two -workmen, whose gigantic shad ows stretched away into the sombre and indistinctlortierS of the forge. - Little by little the fire paled, - the blacksmith.. abated his atlas., Ile stood there, black, leaning upon the handle of the hammer, with sweaton his brow that he did not wipe off. I heard the having of his yet agitated sides, amid the roar of the bellows which his son was working with a 'slow hand. That night I slept at the black smith's;-and did not idepart again. He had a chamber free, upstairs, over the forge, which he offered me and :I accepted.' From five o'clock, before day, I entered into the labor of ray host. I awoke amid the laughter of . the entire household,,which kept it self going briskly until night by dint of its own enormous gayety. Be neath me the hammers danced. It iseemed that "La Henniiselle" hurled me out of bed, rapping upon the ceil ing, calling me a sluggard. All the poor chamber, with its tall clothes pre::s, its table of white wood, its two chairs, cracked, called upon the to hasten. And I was forced to dh scend. Below I found the forge already glowing. The bellows roar; ed, a blue and pink flame arose-from the charcoal, amid which a spot as round as a star seemed to gliaten+,. beneath the blast .which dug into tj)e. burning mass. Meanwhile, the black smith was preparing the work of the day. -lle rattled iron in the corners, turned over ploughs,examined wheels. When .he perceived ,n 4, he put his fists to his. sides, the worthy man, and 'labeled, his mouth stretching almost to his ears. It amused him to have dislodged me froni• bed ;• at Ilveio'clock. I believe that lie pound- ed for the sake of pounding, in the morning, to give the signal of .a*ak- MEI 81.0 C/ per Annum In Advance. ening with the formidable chime of his hatainers. He placed his big . _ hands on my shoulders, bent .down as if he were talking ton child, as he said td me that I 'was much better since I had lived amid his rusty iron; and every day we. took ~white wine together upon the bottom of an- old over-turned cart. • • Then_often I passed My day at the forge. In winter, -especially in rainy weather, I spent all my hours there. I interested' myself in the work.. the continuous struggle; between -the blacksmith and Itke rough iron, which he shaped to hieliking, impressed me •as. some pOwerfulArama. I fOl lowed-the metal limn the furnace to the anvil ; I was .perpeturilly prised 'to see it bend, stretch out, roll, like soft wax, beneath the 3.7ieto riot's effort of the workman: When the plough was 'finished I kneeled before it; I no longer-recognized the shapeless eginning of the. day-pre ceding; , r examined the pieces, dreaming. that fingers rnajestit strong had seized and fashioned them thus without the aid of fire: . some; 'times I 'smiled as I thought of a young. girl whom I had perceived in the.-past 7 during entire days, opposite my window, twisting with her weak hands' stem& of brass wire, upon which she attached, with the aid ot a silken thread,. artificial violets. Sever did the blacksmith complain. I have seen him, after having beaten the iron throughout days of fourteen hours, laugh - his hearty laugh in the ,evening, as he rubbed his arms with a satisfied air." lie was never sad, never weary,. Ile could have 'sus tained the honk upon his shoulder, if the house.had crumbled:. In win ter, he said that it wab comfortable in hi& forge. ln .summer,-he opened the. door,to its widest' extent, and allowed the odor of the hay to enter. When the summer waned, at the close of the day, I seated myself ,be side him,,before the door. We were on one side . ; wee - saw from e there all the stretch 'of the valley. He was delighted . with this immense carpet of cultivated lands, which lost' itself at the horizon in thepure lilac of twilight. And often - the blacksmith-joked. He said- that all these lands belonged to him, that' the forge, for .morothan two hundred years, • had ' furnished ploughs for the-hole country - round. This was hiS ~Not a crop could grow - Without lain. - If the plain ivas green' in May andyellow in July, it owed to, him that chang ing silk. Ile s loved the harvests as his daughters, delighted by the glow ing sun, lifting ' - his fist against the bursting hail clouds. Frequently he showed me in the distance some scrag, of groUnd which seemed small -or than the back of his N est, and told me in what year he had shaped a plough for.that square of oats or of rye. At the, liOur of labor he some- - - times quitted his hammers; he went to the edge of.- the road ; • with his hand above his - eyes, he ghzed. - lie saw the numerous faMily of -his ploughs bite the soil, triice their _fur rows, in the middle, Weft, to right. The .whole valley was,. full of them. One mightlavesaid,to see the horses file slowly away, that regiments ,of them were on the march. The plough sharers shone in the - sun with silvery reflections. And he, lifting his arms, called me, •cried out to me, to come and see what . "-sacred work" they were doing. • , - _ All the. resounding - metal, which' clanged below nle, put iron in my blood.. .That was worth more to me than apothecary's drugs. grew ac customed-to the. noise; I had need . of , the music of the hammers Upon the anvil to understand th:it - I lived. In my chamber, animated throughout by the roaring of the bellows, I re-_ covered my - poor head. Toe, toc— toe, 1,6 c. It was like. a joyous bal anceLwheel, which regulated my hours of toil. In the. heat of his work, when the blacksmith struck with a will, and I heard the red iron crack beneath the blows of the mad ham mers, had the fever o r a' ! •giant in my wrists; I wished to flatten out the world with a stroke of my pen. Then; when the forge grew still, 'all was silence in my' 'hrain ; I went d'nwn stairs and was ashamed of my; vocation when I saw the host of metal compered and.lsmoking yet. Ah ! how, superb have I seen the blacksmith, sometimes, :during the hot afternoons 1 - Nude - 6 the waist, his inuseles jutting out and stretched, like one of Michael Angelo's : talf fig ures looming up in a supreme effort. 1 1 found, as 1. gazed lit him, the mod ern 'setili - Aural line,iwhich our artist's toilsomely seare.h kir among- the-dead oFG,reece. : He seemed to me. - like the matured 'herd of labor, the unwearied child. of this country, beating inces- santlS; upon the anvil the instrument of our analysis, fashioning in fire and. iron the society of to-morrow. Ile played with his hammers ' When lie Wished to hiugh he grasped " La Dx!- moiselle," , and; with all his strength, he struck. Then thunder rolled about him, in the pink panting of the.fur nace, and I thought I heard the, sigh of the people at their toil. It was there, in the forge, amid the ploughs, that Loured myself forever of idleness and doubt.—Philadelphifi Times. • JunuE to Mendicant - whom another mendicant has had arrested - . for .assault and battery—What made you beat this paralyzed man, yoUr companion in mis ery, eh? Mendicant—l'll tell you, Your llonor. For a Whole month 1 drew him around in our little Cart, we beim , 's part tiers, and o then, 'when, .a_ording to our articles of partnership, it' was liis turn to draw me around for a month; and mine to be the paralStic, ho refused to fulfil ,hls eintract: , • A . GENTLEITAN sent his Irish servant up to his room fora pair of boots, - and-at the same-time told - liim to be sure and gct mate, as there lwere two pairs in the clo set. 'Patrick returned with two bootS, but odd ones. - 1 " Why, don't you see that these are not-alike—one is a lou : top sad" `the other a stied' one?" said the gentle man out - of patience with the "fellow. "BeClad, your honor," said Patin apolo gy, "and it's true - for ye, bitt• - thin the other - Pair was just so, too !" • BALD-11 ADED men have at last filcul a champion i the person of the inventor of the fly-disp• . or. It consists of a wire frame made to fit the head of any.person. Inside the frame is - a .sct of wheels and springs similar to those in a clock; then there are live fans. which, when set at work, revolve rapidl.:, not only causing a cool breeze, * but driving away the . tiles. -TPIn Gains was what you call a. swift witness.. When Tom was for a' feller he was for him all over, and he • • was so friendly and confiding the Judge didn't know what to do with him. Last court Lawyer Branham put Tom upon the stand to prove - - that a drinking mgn couldn't remem-, bet what he did when he .was drunk. Tom had ( taken about ~two drams that morn i ng and was fdeling splen-, did. Ile swore straight out that ftei coydn't. • he Judge didn't like that. Re di n't like witnesses who were so willing and familiar, and - so he put a few questions to Tom from the bench., " Mr. .Gains, weren't you drunk yesterday [Sunday] ?" " They say I was, your Honor:" " And .you don't remember it?" "It's sorter like it (Wan), your• . Honor ; but I do remember I was awfully sick last night;" " How are you now. Mr. Gains?" ".I am tolable well,- I thank you, . Judge'; hoW do you do`Yourself?' and Torn bowed humbly, for he - thought the Judge was -kindly in quiring after his healt.A. - When the Sheriff had quieted the general hilarity, the Judge said: " Mr. Gains, you were drunk yester- - day, Which was Sunday : sow, wheie did you find your-Whisky'?" "In the jug, Judge—right in the - - 1, IMM NUMBER 29 Jug. 1.4 Woll,•sir, where was " UndCr - the fodder-stack, Judge ; I always .keep it there, or in the shuck pen;. and, if your honor ever 'f pasSes that way, it's a free thing to," Mr. Gains, you can retlig, sir.. I believe. you •are the same man who about thirty years ago testified* in •this court-house that 4im Williams bit his own say " They say I did, Jtidge ; but you know I Was drunk, and of course 'I don't remember it. You was defendin' Jaelijloozer for biting off Jim - ',WII-. kinS' ear, 'and you,told me that in.: . the' scrimmage Jac7.shoved4im up.' agin the sharp edge of the door and - the idoor out it .off; but _you see; . Judge, I got drurik and forgot what you told me t- and I s'pose I did - swear - that Williams bit his ear oil. himself;- and it wasn't. so onteasona-• lilt n'ohow, for he'had:the awfullest mouth thtit_ever was.seed—didn't he; . Jud! - Yi: ?" . • ; • "JI-r. Gains, 'told you to sit down, sir. Mr. Sheriff,2 give mejlie names of . those . gentlemen who are so hilari ous ; see ill can't stop.their mer riment. Brother_ Branham, put up your nest witness:—.Free ?revs. • A princess of Tru4sia at one. time -- received: a - stoat antique ring from her- goi-erness fors present. About. - - a year - after,the occureence the court received it visit from the Gr4'l(l:Duke Alexander, end Who, at . that time,, was not the liefr-expeptant of the 'crown. The grand duke saw the prince's's, and with the quick resolve native to his disposition immediately determiyed to ask her in - marriage: One day,••as he was seated by hert si,le at the, royal dinner-table, hel spike to her of ,his forthcoming de parture, adding. 014 . it depended upon !-her 'whether or"tiot 'fris_stay in Berlin; should be prolonged.. " What shall ..I do, then to influ ence your intentions ??' was4he reply of the smiling princess: The Swift Witness. ; 'Romance of a Ring. Nicholas,: the . brother of the emperor 4 ` rou must not refuse to receive my addresses," immediately returned the outspbken :Nicholas: _ • t` lou ask much.'? "..I. ask, even more. You ought to giVe me some encouragement in MY en - deavors to please you." That is still moreidillicuit. Be• sides, the moment is not well choSeit for a- favor." "'I beg your royal highness to give me a sign that Tam not- totally indif ferent to you. You have - a little ring on y=our finger, the: - possession of which would render me. happy.. I beseech yoa to give - me the ring." "'Wh'at! give the ring at the din- . nevtable, and in the presence. of all these people ?" - Let. me see—press it into this • piece of bread and gi%e it to. ine." . And press the rinck; into a piece of--; bread she did,. and gave it to the fu- 1 ture emperor. NieholaStOok'an early opportunity to leavelthe halLand on exhuming the treasuie from its whea ten tomb discovered an _inseription on the inner side in French, and -run..: nine to the .following effect :." L' Int )(;rat rice (le la Ilttssie." He is said to have worn the keep sake for;:the . rest - of his days; attached to a chaiu round his neck, the iing being too small of- course for any of his colossal fingers. The fliture em preks, seems, had.been unconseious ly wearing for some time the emblem of- her future greatness, .- Fact and Facetim. is evident that the - earth is feminine. 'from the persistency with which .46e re fuses to tell her age.—Titusrilic-ifferald. - . , A WISCONSIN City; in-Order - to' avoid rkaptial's in its girl's schdols,. has,decided- th the leading teachers.shall be 'women. i T t ey want principles, not men. , . Mus. 11..kvEs objects to Ler husband's investigating, Mormonism._ . She thinks Rutherford is well-meaning, fond .of his family,..and not inclined to cut up, -but.: therelis nO telling .what notions a man I may gef.—Baltimore Netts. _•• 1 ' TUEY were . di/MI on the Jersey . beach the-other nay, and had a falling out about clams or politics, we can't say which. At. lem,th Ned was so aggrieved that he said, in a threatening lone : " Now, „Barney, ; .git I" And Bar,negat. . SMALL boy to his :maternal relative! "Mamma, I should think that if I _was made - of dust; .1 would get muddy' inside when -I drink." : Quite right, S. 8., quite right ; and if you drink .too much; you may fall doWn• and get muddy outside, too." - . . A MAN gets mad on being told that - be has a cheek of brass ;.but a woinaiiiimiles sweetly whenever informed that she has a broW of marble, a neck, of alabaster, and irps of coral. This difference in the disposition of the sexes is no doubt owing tai woman's superior fortitude. Two-Meriden men are in trouble over the:ownership of a ladder, and are taking steps for a .lawsuit: The real*, of this will be that,one lawyer will ,get the sides and the'other lawyer will get the rounds,- leaving thelholes to the. litigants.—Dan bury News. NELANcuorsrbarber (with soul above his business)—" I don't get •much of \ll livin' by it, Ai!" Customer (through the lather) —" Then you ought for you scrape—hard enough-44'6r it !"—Punch.! Ir.rathert disturbs the unities for alov- er to hear his girl talk".about "ethereal ized friendshiti,"' "the gossamer wings of . love," " tlie thin and piumeable texture of affection„" and all that sort of thing, and then see Aer sit down and eat . a big piece of roast beef, four biscuits, and an ` r apple pie.—Steubenville Herald. • , CuA r nt.hy : "What girl was .that you had in' tow last evening, Harry'?" harry (on his dignity). " What you ;please to' call tow, sir, is What . people of culture.: generally speak of as blonde tresses, sir." Woes off in a huff. while Charley w,his-, tics in a IoW key, his eyebniw curved like the back of au enraged cat).—BoBpa Transeript. . =I