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To the past go more dead /aces Every year, As the bred lean 'vanilla peaces , Every year; Everywhere the Sad eyes meet us, In the eventur dusk they greet us, And to come 0 them entreat us „Every year Feb 27, •79 "You eau wtn no new affection, "You tlat•e only recollection, Deeper sorrow and dejection, "Every,yene," [novt•7-76 Yes! the shores of life are shifting And we are seawar I drifting . Every yea Old places, changing„fret The living more forkt us, There are fewer to regret us Every year. But the truer life Artave ulglwr Every year. And Its morning-star climbs taklier 'Every year. ' Earth's hold on us'grows . sllgh ' ter, And the heavy burden lightnr,, And the Dawii Immortal brighter, • Every year. —Albert POE L. Et.stutze. " Get in, gentlemen and ladies get in! get - in !" The conductor's hoars.e shout was followed by a general - rush and a pell-mell scramble all along the lines; first, second, third class were filled in the twinkling of 4or eye , the doors shut and locked with a bang, and the train, prancing and curveting among -walls and buildings, picked its way in and out, holding breath' -prepara tory to settling into its long, Steady swing over miles of open country. Inside there were.preparations go ing on, too; a munching of iiand- Wiches, a changilig, of stiff hatsland bonnets,, a tucking up of rugs! and shawls, indicated that the passengers generally were makiffg themselves comfortable for Ali- night.. But in the first-class compartment, No. 31, nothing of this sort; was taking place. On the rack above were two travel ing'-bags, two packets of wraps, while on -the • cushion below was only =one very quiet and •bewildered-looking young damsel. This -was the situa tion in a nutshell : the damsel's trav eling companion had been left behind. It was an excessively-stupid pro- ceeding on ids part, certainly ; bat if there was one. thing harder than another for Jack' Davenant to resist, it was di crowd. So When, at this station, just . oast, he riaw ,a very tempting crowd indeed pressing and gesticulating under the lamps on the other side of the -line; it seemed: to hint thal the few Minutes' halt coal(' not lie better employed than in in vestigating it. This . was easily enough done,-but, like the Avernian: descent, recocare gradnin - was quite another thing. By a dexterous flank movement his beloved crowd got him into its very midmost, where lie was struggling when the door of his car-, . e, riage closed with that sudden bang aforesaid; and while .his-sister, was anxiously watching Air him from the opposite window. -- Miss Florence Davenant sat 'still 4nd reviewed.lhe situation. • here a girl of - eighteen, utterly unused to travel (aerie embarked on jporney among strangers, in a strange land, whose uncouth speech as it still seemed to her—Was equally difficult to her ear.and tongue it; as she believed, the train went straight through to Berlin, she had' only to sit quiet and go with lit— t twos the least of all her troubles; but whit to do then ?—where to'go ? She did not know to which hotel ..John had meant to go '• did not think he knew hiteself; and how were they to find each other when the next train - brought him ?—for that the next train wonht bring him an right she had not doubted, after the first natural anxiety.• remembering that the crowd had seemed rather'eurious . than threatening,., and that nobody had shown :lily excitement about it. No, the °elk question was; what should she do t—what could she:do . ? " Ten Minutes' stop !" The *or was, flung open, and the words,ihrown in by,a flying conductor;already'out of sight down the. line, and Miss Florence roused herself out of , the musings which had completeliab. , sorbed her to the perception ithat they were halting . in a large statiOn;' and that she was intolerably thirsty. her brother Jack,. just before his crowning achievement of•-gettitig himself left, had teased her into 'drinking a glass of beer, which firey beverage, to an. unaccustomed palate, had .parched her lips rod 'throat, to heat that give her some- idea of the desert thirst she bad - read about: Fortunately she was not in a desert. She looked out eagerly, but at this lime of night no small purveyors to thepublie were jingling their trays up and down ; scarcely a figure was to be seen all - along the.platform 'A. few, lamps glimmered through - the darkness, some outside, some behind dim window-panes,-one of .the latter rfeb.l 48 Jan. 1, 1.175 MDMI E. J. ANG,LIt TOWANDA, PA -6125,000 ... 66,000 Ar 111.187.0 Mita Soeir. EVERT YEAR. Thi spring h a s IcesOr brightneu Every yrar ; And the mow &ghastlier whiteness Every year . Nor do summer cowers quicken, Nor autumn fruitage thicken, 43 they once did, fur we sicken Ertl year. It is growing darker, colder Every fear; - 'As the heart and soul gro v" Older Every year; reare not now for dancing, Or for eyes with passion glancing— Love Is Iceland leas ontnanclog • Every year Ot the loves and sorrows blended Every year ; Of.rtfte charm■ of, ftlerlship Every year; ' Of the ties that still might Moll me, ~ Until Time to Death resigned tue,- My Intirmitiort remind inn • • Every year• . • You are growing old,'• they tell us, Evety year ; Lou are more alone,'• they tell us, Ever) year Every year, - - _ ael rted e,ale • T,F.FT BEHIND. NM • 11 - - . tantalizing her with glimpses of a ghostly array of bottles, and glasses about the presiding genins•who lean ed among them, with a moathi.so ex pressively open that one could almost see the melody that must be issuing from, it. Florence sat debating with herself a minute or two, till, in des peration, she jumped out and made her way to the lighted window. It was a shabby sort of place inside— in fact, though she did not know it, the . third-class waiting - room—and she half stopped, doubtfully, but, the disreputable-looking sleeper, waking up with that suddenness peculiar to such public functionaries, demanded her pleasure, first, yawning and then staring in her face while he served her. She set the glass down in nervous hurry, and asked what as to pay. " A kiss, my pretty Fraulein;" an swered the man, laying his grimy hand, on her arm. She screamed, and just then a neat, blow frinn some.: where sent the grinning head spin ning down among its own bottles, with a great crash of glais. Florence started round to find herself face to face with a young man of very gen tlemanly appearance, who addressed, her first in liernian, and_then, ap she looked bewildered, in excellent En glish. " You . have missed your way, I think," Said he. ." Can I be of any assistance ?" " Oh; thank yoU," said she, rather confusedly,. If I were only-back in the carriage—" , " I will take you there_ if you per mit. These are not the most delight ful sort of people for a young lady to encounter alone," said the new comer, glancing contemptuously to ward the fallen . hero, who by this time had picked himself out of the bottles, and was feeling himself gin gerly, as If to make, sure there 'was: 'igithing worse than glass broken, evidently not -quite understanding what had happened to him. The stranger did not . wait for Lim to make sure, but hastened Miss Flor ence away and put, her back • in N. 31. Then hesitating, with his hand on the door, he said, with a smile : "' 1 beg pardon—l was not aware put my things in here ; but, if you wish, I can locik for another car. riage." Miss I/avenant did not know ea- . actly what she ought ( to Say ; ,but, partly because it occurred to her that he had an equal right with her self there, and partly that her loneli ness made her rather reluctant to lose this friend in need, she begged him not to inconvenience himself on her account. So he sat down oppo site, in Jack's place, and just under .lack's. pile of traps. . " Bylthe-way," said' he, lightly, as he settled himself. "First punish and then hear! What was that, blackguard saying to you ?" " I think he meant to—to kiss me," answered Florence,,litartled by the . suddenness of. the question into a more direct reply than she, would otherwise have given. " Is it possible !"- said the young man, with n quick glance and smile, instantly suppressed, however. There are minnvarieties of mouth in the world—good, had and indiffer ent---some which seem tit only to drop pearls and diamonds, and otherStaads and snakes, like the .rival princesses of the fairy tale. Nowt Florence Da-, venant's mouth' happebed to be an eminently ,kissable one. It would have been diffieultfor any masculine observer, at least c to look at its sweet rosy arch without remembering that,' as the old song has it, " lips - were not made for speech alone." So the young lady's 2linimpion,at this mo ment -was conscious of a s certain guil ty sympathy with the fellow •he had knocked down, which cased him to bite his own lips lest they' should be tray his amusement and its cause. to the dark eyes opposite. He need not have feared ; those dark eyes, were utterly innocent of any such suspi. Lion, and were only speculating, as they furtivelretudied his face, as to the propriety 'of asking advice froin, this good-looking, good-natured Get- Man, who was so very gentlemanly„ and spoke English so remarkably well. That last consideration weigh-- ed down the scale, and she confided' to him the diflicul ties in which care. Jess orother John had involved her. , The stranger, who had ,rather. won-• *red to see so young and pretty igirl taking such a journey by herself, listened• with interest, and begged to offer his services, in that missing gentletimn?place. " And ae I know Berlin very well," he added, with a -smile, "you have no occasion to feel the slightest anxiety. We will go /,4,:• the Hotel du Nord, the best in the city, where you will be perfectly quiet andrcomfortable. Very likely that; is .wber& your brother will go, too ; any rate, you cannot be Icing in find ing one another, as the papers pub lish a daily list of all the hotel arri vals. And then there is your bank er's register, you know." Florence was greatly relieved by these suggestions, which she was ton yoting a traveler to have thought of. Hitherto she 'had not been able to' sleep for worriment, but. now ~ she closed her eyes, and dozed off peace fully in her corner with an agreeable sense of freedom from responsibility. It was daylight when she woke. The • morning sunbeams were giving a cheerful aspect even to the desolate little station, about which some of 'the hungrier passengers were prowl.. ing in search of something to break their fast with. " I think ; I'll go and forage, too," said her neighbor. " I have some curiosity to see what can be unearth. ed in such a . place." s_ But be came back directly, shat ing his head. " Can' you make / breakfast off beer and forty differ' kinds of sausages?" he asked, ly. "if not, I'm afraid yor content yourself with a roll. your appetite for the Mine It won't be Delmonico's a e ent ve ) must mi save .1, en buffet. ?Italy, but i few York ?" A • ; delightedly. America?"is ti s sorer immediately; - .: too busy with his .. the disposition of .i• to give him some tron a _ your pardon," he said . , " Why, you know interrupted Florene "You have.been lie did not ar being just ther traveling-sack which seem, ble. " I E=ll TOWANDA, s BitADFORD `COUNTY; , PL) : .DAY' MO G, „EMBER 28; '1879. then, turning ronal,,and reiniming his his seat oppositellet., Been in' 'Amer ica? Oh, yes ! certainly I have been there." -• • • • " hav i e incased' so muchi You speak English so well yoft Might almost be taken for one of us." - •" Do you think so, really,? But stopped short, smil ing to himself. ' . 14 You have had -a great deal of practice, 1 suppose," suppleinented Floren t ee. " Well, yes ; I began very young." "Yes, that makes a. great differ ence. And then, you know, English is not nearly so difficult as German." "I did not find it diflieult,pertain ly," answered the young man. The discovery that he had some knowledge of the things and places with which she' was most familiar made the new'acquaintance seen like *quite an old friend, with whom she could chat at , ease, and,indeed, 'it was a very animated disenssioo,that was interrupted by the•whistle of the train .nearing Minden stationi,,scat tering a picturesqe.group of peasant women, decked •out for their ,visit. to the town in holiday ectstume.,,-short striped petticoats, wide white . ruffs and caps, and scarlet cloaks finely set off by the young green of ,the springing grain fields. " Confess," ,;said' Miss Davenant's vis-a-vis, ."you see noth;ng like that in America." - " No," admitted Florence, " nor like that, either," pointing to another group of women; prematitrely bent and withered, sunburned and wind blown out of all feminine likeness, labor ing like so many beasts of bur. ..den ' , by' the road-side., " l i fhe medal has its reverse, cer tainly." said he, smiling at the , retort. " But here we are. Now to try if the land :flows with something besides beer and sausages." 4 must have done so. judging from the smooth; satisfied faces which the train took away, so different ,from the sharp, hungry visages it had brought half an !our Before. Miss Florence settled herself comfortably in her corner again, and took out her novel, whose - heroine she had left in -difficulties just as Jack bad left her, but finding by-and-by that, by those ingenins 'arts which 'it is the novel ist's privilege to exercise. page after page flowed on without seeming to bring the crisis any nearer, tired, too, of seeing the letters waltzing madly together, she tossed the book aside with a little impatient jerk that sent it from the cushions , to the floor. Her vis-a-vis picked it up and-kept. it in his bawl, instead of returning to the. paper be had been reading. May I he permitted ?" lie - said, turning over the leaves. Florence saw him smile and raise his eyebrows ever so little—at her taste for,sentiment, she thought, with -girlish sensitive ness on such points. • 4 "Of course that seems pure waste Of time to you," she said, aggressive. ly. "I suppose you never read any thing lighter than Fichte and Mint." "Now why should you suppose any thing so hOrrible ?", said he, meeting her eyes with a suppressed - gleam of fun in his own; "-It is the way with Germans," , she answered, sententiously. " Indeed l'; said he,-looking more and more amused. " But, you see, that, is your error in considering me a representative German." • "And aren't you?" " I ' fear I can't elaini the honor. There are black sheep, you kno*,'-in 1 1,3 every .11oek. - Jut as for thinking . novel-readin g a, waste of time=,ori the contrary, I was just regretting that it should be time gone by,with me; I do so envy you the power of weeping over a distressed .heroinein three voluines !-or latighingover her, which I used to find quite as good fan. You don't believe, I . see i, but to prOve. that , I 'know what X am talk. ing about, shall _I tell _ you the dark young man's secret in, this very hook, and how helurns out?" " No, pray, don't," interrupted Florence. ("You have read it!" . " Upon my word, I. have not read it; but'i have read its'hiothera and sisters, uncles; aunts, and and recognize -the family likeness. You believe in the dark young than at present; but when you. ind him a delusion anti a snarein the third vol ume4--as you will—remember, please, that I told you 50.." He was certainly laughing at her, thought Florefice,.recalling his look and smile, and haVing no notion Or quietly submitting to .be . langlied -at, she returned to the charge valiantly; and A the battle-ground *as contin uallY changing, ,by the time they reached their journey's end each had . learned the other's opinions on good manypoints. Had jack come? That was n, - urally his sister's waking thought e next morning. lf.he bad, it wa: not; at any rate, to the Hotel du ' onl I. so her German friend infor • d her, and offered to accompany I • r to the banker's,on the chance of i nding, her,. brother's-name on the 1 • ilt. -,. - - - • • It was a beautiful uay morning, all fresh and.stirring., he long rows of linden-trees untie whose shadows they walked—the glorious lindens that, a little late „would be fuli of and f ro and frac , ance. , --,were nodding their t leary he . sJogether, whispering myriad-km°. ed, secrets, .. which the. knavish 'Wi d 'caught up and carried down tb whole line!, and tossed across ckand forth through all the green a ley; only as, fortunately, tiles secrets , were in, the tree ;kin gua e, they were lost on any but leaf es. The magnificent street was full A* color and movement, coming and. going, like an army passed, in review by-the 'great; Frederick mounted high up yonder on his . bronze war-horse. -Florence's eyes wondered from, soulp tured to_ living form,,and thence •to tree and garden,.fountain and statue. and palace, with ever renewed enjoy ment. • The . hum -of the iiiiying crowd, the fresh toilettes, the bright, healthy faces, all were'. in . pleasant harmony.with the season's brisk air and springing verdure. --lt would be perfect--if only Jack were there... - But Jack was not there ; at le ast his name nowhere appeared on the banker's register, though :Florence, in her anxiety to make sure, began her search at a'date of several-days : 1 \ LA Il k )._ j I r 1 - liil _. ti ll 1 9 H t i t ' \... . J ' i _ - Cvi+ r itT • qfVti) - fizo#Rblis§ FROM 4.lit:46itTEß. , , before It Could by infPoisibility be, titer& . Mit 'at list eVert she hair tti givnit up,snd the itince listening rather diseowlately, tp, bet compan ion!s.attempts at comfort. And yet, had she but .know,n it, the missing Jick 'himself was' at that moment pursuing -bete almig the Friedfieh Strassei causing more ,than'one•head to turn curiously after the " verruck tCr Engbuiderl'...x.ho _went bowling along- a• crowded .pavement -in that Thifortimately'jick was not of a build for this sort Of thing', and after a few 'paces felt him self completely blown ; so, pulling up at a street corner, he beckoned one •nf the omnipresent ."'commission nairesP 'waiting for a "job,',' and panted,dut, in very broken• German See the young lady—with tali man—white jacket and red rose --catch 'em--give you a tbaler!" A tinder for, half ft minute's , run The lean s tong-i4ged .varlet set oil' at speed, Miss,. Darenant's escort felt a touch on his.: shoulder, and faced round on a fellow who touched his conitnisidonnaire's cap with a grip; While said,in a nixed jar gen, helPoid Out by signs t aEntschul- S'l The dicke• Heir till mit speak. ""Jack I" cried 11Prence, in an ec T stasf, flSdng baek tO meet the rotund, figure toiling after Mil light-heeled Mercury. "Well, Flo." said he, catching 'fiOth her hands, "a pretty race you have run me! Who-=-.Van Rnysen!" he interrupted himself, quitting his. sister and grasping the , new-corner in tura. "Of all 'people in the world ! Where did you drop from? - "You know Lim!" involuntarily exclaimed Florence, in her astonish ment.. " Know him!" repeated Jack, star c. lag at her.; ," know him! Well, I should think so-:—eli, Van ?" " A little," answered Van, with a Then "turning to Florence : " I must apologiie for not telling you before, - but I did not myself know until I .saw the name in your "novel; and then, after that compliment to my English, really had not the Mart—: The fact is; Jack," as Jack's beWildered face called for an 'expla nation, " Your sister tgok me for a German." " For a German—you !" and Jack burst out laugking. " What on earth put. such a ridiculous idea 'into your head, Floy ?" .- ," Now ',think it is very natural,", hastily interposed Van 11u2,-seni au guring 41,0 hlmSelf from the young lady's silence and heightened :color. " One naturally looks for Germans in Germany. , Besides, 1 spoke to her 'first in Akrman." "That reminds me," put in Jack. 4 ' What stroke of good luck brougli: you to myeister's belp?l'. I should 'think it was time,.YOu remembered to ask," .said FloreAc4 'with a little toss of -the' head. She ;was a , good-deal provoked with her. 'self forber stupid mistake, and - a - lit- Ale with its pobject. Him. he must have 'laughed I Nay, how he hdd laughed under ler. very. eyes, she thought, .recalling smiles and tones which had puzzled her at the time. But what right bad he to lank and speak so like a real German and yet not be one at all? She felt the need Of visiting her vexation on somebody, and jack offered bimself; so it was in.a perceptibly ill-osed tone that she said, "I should 'think it was time ! I might .have beer. half-way to the world's end for any thing you could • •. "Don't harp oif unpleasant facts, Miss Ploy.. 'Think of it, Van. I take this young woman froth echool, make a :martyr of myself among outside barbarians in •order to put the lasi finishing •vatniahl on her education, and .in.return she seizes the - very first opportunity to dieappear i leaving me to worry : myself .to skin and bone ".41i . s! wecsee,,!' laughed , Van, lo • ing down at friend Jack's proi)ort4 pa. ‘i ,' • ", I was just un my way," l p tsiied Jack, gravely, " to. the Ob -what -22 ' you-call-7em,chief of. police .re with yourphcr,ograpli, Floy. . I hadn't met you qnitepromiscuo s herd, you ' might have haft the Plea ure of recog nizing your face on a yellow poster,. with a reward attach d, which would have served you HET t for leaf ing me in the hinds of t g Philistines.'" " By-the-way, ack," said Florence, " what did the cro wd turn out to be.?" I Jack's face assumed a - look - of deep disgust. " beggarly swierile l A . t t he bind fiddl r scraping away for le pair 01 grow ns.. I never sawairch 'peo ple as* vie," went on Jack, looking •roun im with a superior air; "they are• he most 'curious race under . he en. If a Gerinan - baby cuts - its fi ger, the whole neighborhood •turns .•ut to see it - hem:Rl up." • - "Fello.wed,by, Yankee inquisitive ness'in the personnfJolin,Devenant, Esquire," added Vaollnyeen. • " Yankee to yourself, sir! I hap pen to be a New Yorker. with a New :Yorker's inquiring • Mind, which'," 1 take it. is a wholly different thing. But have the' goodness to-inform me where we are .bound for at present*? Where are. you .staying? Oh, the Hotel. , di&l.Nord,llnter den Linden, eh ?,-.-.7arnoug the kings and kaisers ? All very fine if one goes in for gran deur, which I don't. Shall I not take mine ease in . my inn?. My . lucky stars sent me up there in the Koenig. graetzer Straw," said Jack,.vaguely nodding his head backward, to indi cate the direction, -" the Hotel West End—Or Vest End, as these German fellowe say—regular cockneys; aren't, they ?-a place where they make a lobster-mayonnaise! By Jove !" said JiiekooleranlY, "it's almost worth while being a lobster, to - have such an apothesis I" •:- ' - .••' - ' '. i "For shame, Jacky" laughed 'Flor ence, her little cloud tow quite Over, "to prefer a lohster-salad to that beautiful•Under•den Linden 1" " 'Fine words butter no parsnips,' as, the poet says,. meaning that . one can't lunch oil a row, of. Lindens. nor an emperor's palace • though. as for that, I wish you to ilistinctly under stand that the Vest End has got its palace too, exactly Opposite, in a big garden, at present white with— with—" The-snowy buds of spring," sug gested Van, encouragingly. • "Jiist so! Or the royal washing, nob pfepared to S3St whiCh. But MB iut..;.-1 ; 1. > l'i .' s; ;; j lIM you van come and see. forlourselves." ~A pd. as, Iff,facti,Jselt could riot , torn fram,the mayonnaise artist, the Other two, . on the 'Mohammed-Mid ! mountain print iple;did come to take up their.abode opposite" Prince Al. bert's garden, of..which the wall ) overhung with , white - acacias snowbalts 11111 2 1196 M,, •bounded thebreakfalit table vie* verysgreea bly under the *arm May sulashine t That month—Which wofild• seem to be sent ! pri ncipally, for the ; confound ! log of, poets-, and. almatiffe-makers— can. matte ittelf on occasions unutter ably odious In Berlin. 'But this sea sonlvan a happy ' exception:. 1 There were nscold, , sour looks; the ',cheery Es'Ll rose, and , retired in unvarying 'good huMiit, and the blini Gernian skies•smiled benign approial on the trio-of Sight 4eers • Who went forth day, after day with a perseverance worthy, so Jack opined at, last, of a better,cause. ' ln spite of, thelascini, tionsaf the West End; he was the one to get restleSs first: It 'was One morning in the garden 'aforesaid_ where Florence - and - Vaswere given to ,4 mooning "about in-a way .rather trying to a sociable third person— in that pleasant, shady, rose-embow ered spot where the old hound, "moit faithful and regretted of friends,"_ lies buried; that, after frightful suceesSion of yawns, en't we had, abctut enough of this?" . demanded Jack, suddenly. "What say to making; a move, You two?" -They two, with Suspicious una-, Minify, intimated that they were well (enough contented where they were. "Strange," said Jack, with an air of prcifound reflection, "how little we ktiow ourselves! lf,you remem ber, Floy, you were so sure of dislik ing Berlin, and now you seem rather to have a notion for ending your days here like that old beggar there," poking at the tablet at' his feet. • " Perhaps," , retorted , Van Huy sen, - on behalf of Flore nce, who, -for some reason or other, ' had. colored very much at Jack's remark, "your sister doesn't like to make any Wove, for .you'll get yourself behind again. 7 "'Humph!" said Jack, who may not have been as blind as some peo 'pie seemed to.thiuk. '‘‘ Maybe 'tweuld be my best plan too. I've an idea, you know, that abotit the most oblig ing tbingl ever did in . rgy life was that. same getting myself left behind. Eh, Floy, what Bayou think ?" - " I'm sure I don't knoci what you mean; Jack," answered Flore Ace, with a face on fire. • • • Jack looked hard.at, her, and was impolite enough„slowly and deliber ately to wink his right eye. "Then let's go get some lunch," said he. Which she did: The omelette .soulllee was - tender, swept, ethereal as a dream of spring; the mayonnaise composer- had silt.. - t - pi. man Monday raorning—"Jack" Whitmore; a sturdy laborer, wbo reships in Chester. Jack went to his task at seven o'clock in the morning. Ire' used an ordinary potato fork, taking' two rims at a time, throwing out a hill on one side and then the other. Three men, and a, portion of the time four, were kCpt busy picking up the potatoes: Whitmore stopped about an hour at noontime, and when lie quit work, at 5:15.P. f.. he had turned out of the ground 135 measured bushels of potatoes. During the day Whitmore aid not take a drop of stimulating liquors of any kind. . LAME AND SMALL POPULATIONS. —The question arise* hoW far the existence of the 'large population of the earth is necessary to the action of, those forces which serve to carry -man onward ? To thii question it is impossible to give wfull answer ; nev ertheless, there are many practical experiments in the use' of •numbers which serve to throw some light on the matter. In the first place,. it 'is clear that the great success of . this world has not been' in dense' or nu merous populations. • fly whatever standard we measure the success— by the generall elevation of the mass es, by the number of able intellects, by the physical well being of success sive generations, or by the combina tion .of these various elements e-f greatness—it is clear, that the victo ries have been won by the non-nu; merouspeople,s. lf, 'with the condi tions that gave England the 'Eliza bethan age, tve could. have had the population ofthina and llindoostan and other _massive aggregations of men show us that an intensified struggle for mere existence cannot help man to the • higher' life of bOdy or mind; the controlling intellects, the perfect' bodies, have come from small societies, where ,the average estate is bigh, where there is time and room Mr 'culture; 'Judging - by, their: - fruits, we must' prmicunce against the massive; States, and give the,palat to the' smaller, thoroughly vitalized communities. • A multitude does not necessarily brini:greatness into the world.' It will - compel us to the opinion that it is better to take a city of thousands, or a State with a few hundred thousands, and lavish on their people the wealth we might vainly. waste on • hundreds of millions without helping the cause of human ad vance.—Allantic Monthly. " BUT I will not:linger upon this point;" As the preacher said when he sat dtiwu ter the carpet tack. 111=E1•01111EM ,':-,. ' ::- ---- . m. ~:-il • ~ ;. .. .. ~ . -'• ... 1 If 1 1 • i'''',' 7 Ir 41i. ' ......... :i ",, 1 • ' It' .. 1 `c• i , '• : '• :ii : - ~: I t r ' s • i . 'l ' . , -•:',..:-'. 1t; '-' --.): (.'_47.t5 - r''l!. .3 . ' '' - i t 7 • . .. C . l ' '...- l!eve thought leallorer„ the Nerds 1. let fall . In that moment of passion 1 cannot But steno with toy thbughta and my bitter regret, 1 pray you (emir, if .1012 111{0; forget. I Oro tßouglit it AU our. atud tried bard to find, In some act q1 -pgru a relief , to my look or pi iiord tkiiii-aould'eaten regret; But in vain; so . PirltPahltleu You Inerw Oud my frloodsblp and deep 'lore for • you „ . Were loyal and fervent, unseMsh and true; ' Then stbjr did hod try me, when deep It. ytmedebt ? For God's sake forgive, If you mumot forget.' ' God knowiall my thoughts, that they're centred you, And that in thiamine World Mete are but &foie . Whose friendship, if,severed, would cause ®ret; Then I pray you forgive, It you cannot forget. — Let the past be forgotten, and bury'.lt deep In the depths-of oblivion, and then, let It sleep, And our future shall um/ be cursed by regret; 'Ofice more, tinin, forgive, If you cannot forget. The Calhotic Standard, speaking of the ruin wrought among many young people by devouring . the de moralizing reading matter so freely spread before them at low price says : "'ls.it not time for parents to look into ,this matter? The - countr3i is .flooded with trash published espee. ,ially for the young . much of it •wilt ten by authors who wish to be con sidered respectable, and bearing the imprint of - respectable publishing houses. The most dangerous por tion, too, of this trash seems, toll superficial examiner, harmless, to be at the Worst only silly exaggerated and highly colored. But in these seemingly. innocent exaggerations and high colorings lies a subtle poi son. It• dissatisfies its-readers With their commonplace routine of ,youth ful duties, with subordination . % the authority' of- parents and teachers. It causes them to long to be ,ipde pendent, to . strike' out . in life' for them s6lves.to becom - e men and women at once, though they have not yet out grown the garb of childhood. It stiniulates precociously their imagina tions and passions and prepares them for vice and crime. Many r a„ father and mother who mourn in agony, hopes blasted in a. ruined daughter or son might fin I the cause, if disc posed to review 'the past, in his or her own neglect to supervise and di rect what that daughter or son habit ually read when a child. There is a responsibility here which few parents, it"!s greatly ibe feared, fully real ize or faith ally ,'discharge. There are parents who dar`aully endeavor to guard eir children against form= ins inti acies with other children by wriomeir morals might be corrupt ed, b t who exercise no care as to wh books and papers their children i t re id. Yet in this age of universal r ading, the latter is a danger alinost, of quite as serious as the former, and one that should be diligently guarded against. . , IN. the Southern parts of Ireland a curious custom prevails which is call ed" Slirafting." A sort of fair is held and all the "likely boys and girls ":ia the parish. are' -on - yiew,.and all the " ; matches" in the year . are made. For days before there is quite a stir in the meighborhood; • and a twitter runs • through the entire. fe- male population. There is a iiniver kd stitching and a buying of .rib bens •' every girl . , you meet en, the 'road holds out her hand for sixpence, arid you can not speak to a .domestic servant without her harming oat sig .nals_of distress. . On...tre day of the Shrafting" the girls stand Ana row on the village green. There is every eipression 'on their faces=anxiety, cariosity, timidity, dull stupidity, slcorp shrewish interests; rind here and there you come On such a. pretty 'country beauty with - that indescriba-' ble half-arch, half sly look in the eyes which ;,..Nlaclise has caught in .perfec tion. At alittle distance are dun• tered together a lot . .of shame4aced looking men-." the boys " as they are ealled-all in their_ Sunday suits,- and evidently ill at ease, eyeing. with. distrust the superior attraetions of the coastguards, who are, like the red-coats; favorites acaorig. the ladies. But.that in reality matters little, as the real conduct of the affair is in the hands of " the powers that be". the fathers and mothers, who 'haggle - and' quarrel over • their' respective children, sometimes breaking up the negotiations abruptly, and carrying off either .son or daughter, as the ease may be, as- they would an unsaleable beast from the fair.' Of course little 'bits of romance cropap here as else where ; cases, of money rersus• .lOve, and young hearts sold to the highest bidder just, as they are in a fashiona ble drawing.rootn. ' A REVOLUTIOIVAILY famous. Tory, Colonel Ferguson; dressed in a new and dashing unt form .whicih . Cornwallis had given him, rode up tiz his brother's houSe during the Revolutionary war, and was endelioring to win him to the royal cause. " See how the noble earl has treated me," he urged; " look at my rank and, clothes. may be I shall be made lord, and how should I •feel then to hear it said my brother was rebel!" His last word brought the sturdy young wife to the. door. " I nm a rebel!". she' cried ; " . my brothers are, all rebplsi . and the little dog Trip is a :rebel,,tOol I 'would iather - sed you with Olteep on your back 'than tricked out in all those find clothes! Rebel/and be 'free, that is ,my, motto I" Then she, turned to her husband, whose patri otism was beginning/ to waver: " Now,. Samuel, in the. presence . of the whole, British armY, I tell, ; you, if you,gn with them: yOu can stn( whh them. for 4 - am no/longer yotie Wife!" • And Samuel was t a firm, pat"riot after that. - - •;/ • • : - . - SeimoL Inspector , ”Now, youngster,. can you uatueme a mild winter ?" : " The4inter of Then our teach -3r was sick for six .weeks."—Rome Senti nel. WE Stover yet saw a —wOrkingman who hated kings and queens bad enough net th take a couple fmni, the bottom-of the, p2ck if an opportunity offered.—Argo nt - • THE New York Comineriial Advertiser iR pleased to learn that the State dam. la to be' repaired. Tile' Statate dam ban been in'a very profane condition ` for' 'a long time.' . ll= IMO lTi ME FORGIVE An FORGET. -sline Journal. VILL LITERATURE. NM =II *l.OO per Annuni'te"~►dv*noe. _____,:.__,,NtnatEß- 17 TABLE Or • ELEVATIONS- 131" STLVANLL' - . Seward Con ,ThO Villagi'Ret:brdve liPped an item from - the Ledger to the effect that Potter County had "the highest land; east of - the Rcicky 'Mountains," and the 'Ledger took the Record to task' in' a vigorous denial. For the benefit of both jonrnals we desire to state' that Elk Rill, a short, distance from . Carbondale,. attains to, the highest . altitude above --- theircsa - itigel in Penn.' Sylvania.—Scranton' Repdbltecrn. We have not - been out with our tape line to measure these elevations personally, but we have culled the following latitudes froth the tables ot elevation found in the rePort of the Geological •survey. of • PenOsylvania : Summit smith of Weilsbovir. Tinge C 0... .. '1862 It. Head of Planer No. s,"abote Varbondala.... 10311 0. Point between. 'Tobjhanns and . Lehigh Summit 1140 ft. Summit of Carbon Run, Bradford 2014 ft.' Summit south of CFAs-toed, Seadrift! Co:. 2140 ft. Conde at Summit ot tunnel El miles from . • Coudersport, Pottered • =29 ft. 11111, etude( Long Pond, North Mountain, SuMiran county - = SE ft. Crest of Allegheny mountains, Clearfield county • • 2614 ft. We are under the in3pression that the highest altitude in Pennsylvania is found in Somerset county, near the southern liae.of the State. Negro 'Mountain is Ta4a feet, butits highest point may be, a little south 'of• the line. .• The above are the highest altitudes recorded near the several' points Ranted. The, following may be of Interest' • . . Carbondale 1015 ft. Honesdale ••-' ' 1003 ft. . ' beranten , 713 ft:' Tonkhannoek • • 611 ft. ' Mont nom . . .. 1634 ft, Towanda. ' • 7 30 ft. Barclay Railroad, foot of Marie.; 1271 ft. Head of Plane , 1750 ft. . ' Vitellsborte 1319 ft. . The highest point' east of the Miss-issippi river' is Mt, buckley, North. Carolina, 6775 feet.. In Potter county is found. one Of . the' most remarkable Water sheds in the world. Streams flow toward the Gulf of Mexi cO,towa rd the, St. Lawreree, and toward the Chesapeake, all hare, their sources within a very small area.' A knowl edge of this fact convey r s to some minds the erroneous impression that the highest land east of the Missisi sippi must necessarily be found here. TIIE Burlington Haickeye preaches the following short, but very, appro priate' and forcible sermon to the gents who have, just graduated from college and propose to go forth to seek their 'fortunes, enlighten man kind, ,and make things hum general ly ' And then remember, son, that the World is older than you are by sev eral years; _that for thousands of years it has, been so full of smarter and better young men than yourself that their feet stuck out of the dot-, mer windows; that when they died the - old globe went whirling on, and not-one in 10,000,000 went -to their funeral or even heard of •their death. Be as smart se you can, of course. Know as much as you can without blowing the packinwout of your cyl - 'Eider - head ; shed the light of your wisdom abroad in the world ; but don't, dazzle people With 'it. And don't imagine a thing is so simple because you say it is. . Don't •be too -Sorry for your father because he knows so much less than_ you do; remember, the reply of Dr.,Wayland to the student of Brown University, who said' -it, was an easy enough thng td! make proverbs such as Sol oman wrote, "Make a feW," replied the old man.. And we never heard:that the young man made - any. Not more than two l or three, anyhow. The world has great need of young men, but no greater need than .young men hare of it. Tour clothes fit you better today than your father's fit him ; they cost more money ; they are more stylish; your mustache is neater, the cut of your hair is better, and• You are prettier, oh, far prettier, than ," pa."' But, young man, the old gentleman gets the biggest sal ary, and his homely , 'scrambling sig nature on - the business end of a check will 'drain more money out of the bank in five minutes than you could getout with a ream of paper and a copper plate signature in six months; Young men are useful, son, and they are ornamental, and we , couldn't en gineer a picnic successfully without them. But they're not novelties, son. Oh, no, nothing of the kind. They have been here before. Don't be so modest as to shut yourself clear Out ; but don't he SO fresh you will have to ,be:put away in the cool to keep from spoiling.;., Do not be afraid that your merits will not be discovered. Peo ple all over thd world arc hunting for you. and if you are worth finaing they_ will find you. A diamond isn't so easily found as a quartz pebble, but search for It-all the more intent ly. . - THE STORY,OF THE SEA.—T4ere is a °sadly rottiantic story connected With Far ItOckaway, which. any one can verify"; as • the poor sufferer is still alive. Years and years, ag o a woman / watched with agonizing read the - fate of a vessel tossed upon the breakers, and which depended upon the' turn of the tide for its chance of safety. Her - husband' was on board, and • the tide ,dfd tarn ; and the schooner came' safely into •port, but the horror, of suspense and anxiety. were too much' for the faithful wife, and she died in giving birth to a little girl, even as-its father clashed it in MB arms. - The child, however, now and Jur ,many years a woman, has always lived in - a state of half idiocy, half -insanity, her sufferings fright fully, augmented by each recurring flowing-in of ,the tide. There 'are times when sheis com - paratively quiet, and only moans, like the sound of the sea, but the tidal. change wakes in her the intensest-agony.' The then paces the beach wringing her, hands, and eau: hardly be restrained from throwing herself into the waves, un til the'titne is•past, and she subsides into sad, wistful, weary apathy again. Probably it was 'gain these self-same Shoals that the hapless ship contain ing Vargaret•Fuller, her husband and child, was stranded, and it would.not be' a had idea to have a grotto, sacred to the memory of one of the most truly representative of American wo men, -ati an. Ornament of the new parkh'eir-Tork Excharrge. An old pioneer was huggin g the . hisitoriastone in-Judge Kn owscourt room butt evening,and,as isnsual 'with the old-timers who visit that temple ot, luatice t was in a, reminiscent frame "of Mind. Though poor. noir i lie had, inFaTinattel.:rof course, been once . rich. - - • = Wits a leadin' citizen of - Muck slimy Hill in, '52," he said. "In thim days.' was in the dust-buyin' buiiiness.. -I had my sign out,-S. Cc,finpra TOrs,,Aqui—gp stairs, you. know, and ill : thaCsort of thing. I tell ye,- Makes a - smart man to get along in - that 'ere trade. • Jenkins & Co. was the boss at it when I first went into it at Mucludlainy Hill, but it wasn'tniA months afore . A'd stook half their trade away.. I had to: rus tle to doit, You see the boys aqua anxious-toallns do well, an' the first that oft'ered the coin made the raffle. Jenkins '& Co. was pretty high-toned, an! used to wait every night fur_their man to go down the hill to the ex press office an' bring up their money in a hUndeart. I saw me change an' used to be on hand when the stage came in, and fist shouldered my Own coin when - the driver throwed it off. Nick Monkins was the driver inthem days. He - was afterwards killed' by the road agents. Many's the time Nick's, throwed .me down my sack with a clean $400,000 in-gold coin jn • it, an'- I've, chucked her across my shoulder an' trotted up that there old hill and had every bit o' dust bought up afore Jenkins & -Co.'s handcart arrived." - • " How much.did you say you pack ed up the hilt on your shoulder ?" asked Judge Knox's clerk. _ " Four hundred. thousand, oftener than less," 'replied the . pioneer with melancholy pride. • "84g here, " said the eerk; figuring rapidly," gold's worth $lB an ounce, and there's twelve ounces to the_ pound worth $516, into 40 . 0,000 leaves something over 1851 pounds,— pretty nearly a ton. How far up the hill did you carry that, did you say?" The old pioneer looked at the clerk with-fixed . contempt for.,a mo ment, and then merely saying: " You're a plagney. Johny-Come- Lately, that's what you - are !" arose and left the court-room. How TILE JAPANESE: KEEP MEAT Fassii--The 'Japanese , method of keeping meat fresh in hot weathqr consists in- llacing the raw flesh in $ porcelain vessels and pouring on it boiling water, whereby- the albumen on the surface is quickly coagulated, and forms a protection against the further aptiori of the water. Oil is then' poured on the surface of the water so as to prevent the access of air and' consequent putrefaction of the meat : , 4 The system of protecting animal substances by seeuring coag-- ulationsi. , of their - albumen, /And the exclusion of air is of course no nov elty;' - and it - can hardly be supposed that we are indebted to the Japanese for its original adoption. It is, how-. ever, far preferable to our own method. CnAn.cider and " medicated lemon ade " are cautiously creeping into the ice cream talcums of the anti-license towns in lowa. Yes, Agnes, I'm going to hare a creaui.colored summer silk, provided la - doesn't veto. the appropriation. ma has passed." . A CONDEMED man, preparatory to his. execution, being requested, by the Sheriff . to step upon the scaffold, said he'd "be hanged if he would." . "Por," asked a small boy,. "why do those folks doivn in ; Third street call • themselves brokers?" "Because so many people, get broke there, my. son." A MAN who visited the Grand Opera • • House this week; wanted his money re funded because he expected to see Mary . - aniiher son play, when it was only Mary Anderson. kwoNiAs died in New York . 'Wednes day from swalloWing • a piu. •Yet how many-a gaping crowd has sat and *swal lowed- a Pinafore - without fatal conse quences. Now the irin - ds softly breathe,- and the flowers that garlands wreathe, a gentle hint of summer in the mind implants • and so do the beetles and „the spiders ami. the ants. 'Arms• (struggling with Ancient fowl at a Venetian restaurant) a When I. was a kid they used to say -there. was only ono 'en in Venice, and blest if I don't believe as this is the very bird. Ammoros. of- the discovery that Miss Williams, of this city, sat for the girl on the daddy dollar, a man writes' to the Newark Advertiser to inquire z.,2.!' who sat for the thing on the other side." AT a London book sale a copy - of DreNes "Essay on Souls" was knoCked down to a shoemaker, who, 'to the great „amuse ment of the assembly,innoceutly asked the auctioneer if he bad "any more books uu shoeinaking to sell." A WEARIED and their:ern Stranger .ar rived on the"wharf at Nantucket the other day, and said to a small boy : ""Do they play 'Pinafore' here ?" . "No," ,replied the lad, "but there's a billiard-room, up yonder." • Wnpr. a man pies out of a theatre be tween-41th acts and comes in and takes out- of.hiS vest pocket a lead fish line Sink er and-chews it, thinking-it is a clove, he -is a good subject to be visited by those self-sacri&ing temperance- who 'go about doing good. TUE tomato is masquerading about the market-stalls ,under niore aliases than you can shake a stick at. There are tornay tomarters, tommytoes, tomattuses, • • tommattoes, and the other day. we heard 'a womattlitquire, "Bow d'ye sell yer tor- nadoes."—Ncte Ilareyißegister... _ PIOSEERII BIG MT. MN, FACT AND FAOETIA. A I,lmq:in boy was out in the back-yard pounding oni a tin-pan. The father came inlired and sullen, and being disturbed by the noise,...erled out : ".What ix turned loose in the back-yard, a wild animal ?" The little fellow replied : "Y,eth, thir ; it's a pan thir." • • "Tun ceed of a Demon, Act of a Worse than Brute," is the heading of the. Cleveland Plaindealer puts Direr, a news column. The first mention made of any body in particular in the column is the leading dispatch from Columbus, which readt : "Ewing and Rice will come here to:morrow from Steubenville, visit the State Fair, and make certain necessary campaign arrangements." , • Tux following is said to be the trukre port- of General Grant's speech "to the Viceroy of China, stripped of John Rus sell 'Young's embellishments : "Me thank ee miichee muchee ; me no wantee place° igainee. Topside manee one- timee two two timee. Three timee me no wantee, me no likee. Too mucbee Many maneo placee muohee belongee. Pacee, me too hardee meioungee.! Now me eldee."— Boston Ile ld. • ' ".K.Eszs shirts !" exclaimed a drunken countryman as he affectionately caressed au awning-post and looked into the - win dow of a furnishing, goods store. "Of course be keeps shirts. Furnishinggoodi tore man's -store inan's fool 're tinz'n' keep shirts,`Whatr t ye givin' us?.,' And celluloid collars! N'o, you won't sell me loid collars, either. I.lly old woman (hic) makes my cellars: l i on can sell somebody elk your durned pldiloid collars." - Trim isa personal that recently appear ed in the New York _Herald: " Boston— Confabulate and •composure . veracious. Room and determine proof undivided and hornpipe maze dispraise armature."' We trust this explanation will be satisfactory to Mr.. Field. It shows that Mr: Tilden really didn't mean anything wrong, and, anyhow,.that he will never do it again; and the apology presented - in the. sweet 4 ‘,bornpipp, maze dispraise armature" cer appeals'to the finest emotions of the-human heart.—Bulalo Express. , II