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This well-tnown house bas been thoroughly ten nocated and repaired throughout, and the proprie tor is now prepared to offer ilrst-class accommoda tions to the public, on the most reasonable terms. E. A. JENNINGS. Towanda, Pa.. May - 1, 11171 h THE CENTRAL ROTEL, ... ULSTER, PA. The undersigned , having taken possesslon of the shove hotel, respectfully solicits the psUnn. age of his old friends and the public genersll augl6-tf. y. 1 - M. A. YORRILST. GOODRICH & HITCHCOCK. Publishers. VOLUME XL. Knitting gaily In the . sunshine. While the fragrant roses blow, And the light wind stirs the petals, Till they fall likcilialtes of snow ; ; Laughing /redly!, glancing shyly, At the lover by her side— ] saucy dimples, coy confessions, All atnaiden's icrFe and pride.; Weaving in with' , skillful Angers Girlish fancies, pure desires, While the brightness of the future Flashes through the twinkling wires; And a young heart's fond ambitions, Tender hopes, and golden dreams, Deepen as the sunlight deepens, With its thousand darts - ind gleams. Among the summer flowers! Weaving in the glorious future, Or a soul's dumb aching pain, With the Memory of pleasures that will never come again General Grant in Japan. A DADIIO DINNER AT NAGASAKI. Mr. John. Russell Young sends to the New York Herald the following interesting description of a dinner given in honor of General Grant by the citizens of Nagasaki, Japan: I took part yesterday in a famous dinner about which I propose writing somewhat at length, because of its interest as a picture ofithe old life in Japan. In my wandertngs round the world I am more interested in what reminds me of the old times, of the men and the days that arc gone, than of customs - reminding me of what I saw in. France. All that reminds you of the - old times is passing away from Japan. Here and there you can find a bit that retails the days when the daimios ruled, when the two sworded warriors were on every highway, when the, rivalry of clans was as fierce as was ever known in the high lands of Scotland or the plains of, North America. when- every gentle man was as ready to commit suicide in defence pf their honor as a Texas swashbuckler to fightlt duel. ' All of this is crumbling under the steam of modern ideas. The aim ofthc Japa nese statesmen is now to do things as they are done in London and Washington, and this impulse sweeps on in a resistless and swelling cur rent. It is best that it should be so. God forbid that Japan should ever try to arrept or turn back the hands of her destiny. What was picturesque and quaint in the old time can be preserved in plays and romances. This century belongs to• the real world, and Japan's incessant pressing forward, even if she crushes the old • monuments, is in the interest of civ ilization. [feb.llB Jan. 1, 1875 TOWANDA. rA. 1111 It seemed good to the citizens of Nagasaki to give General Grant a dinner that was to be in itself a ro mance and a play.. The party was. not more than twenty, including Gen eral Grant and , party, our Japanese hosts, C o nsul Mangum and family and Consul Denny and family. The dinner was served on small tables, each guest having a table to himself.• The merchants themselves waited on us, and with the merchants kswarm of attendants ;wearing the costumes of old Japan. J. N. C ALIFY. TOWAXDA. PA . The bill of fare was- almost a vol ume, and embraced over fifty courses., The wing was served in - unglazed porcelain pine cups, on white wood en standa. The appetite was pam pered in 1 the beginning with dried fish,edible seaweeds and isinglass, in something of the Scandinavian style, except that tile attempt did Rot take the form rof brandy and raw fish. The first serious dish was composed of 'crane, seaweed, moss, rice, bread and potatoes, which; we picked over• in a curious way as though we were at an auction sale of remnants, anx ious to rummage out a bargain. The' soup when it first caine-4or it came many times—was an honest soup of fish, like a delicate "fish chowder. Then came strange dishes, as ragout and as soup in bewildering confusion. The first was 'called namasu, and em bodied fish, clams, chestnuts, rock mushroOms and ginger. Then, in various combinations, the following: Duck, truffles, turnips, dried bonito, melons, pressed salt, aromatic shrubs, snipe, egg plant, jelly, boiled rice, snapper, shrimp, pototoes,mushroom, cabbage,lassfish,orange flowers, pow dered fish flavored with plum juice and walnuts, raw carp sliced, mashed fish, baked fish, isinglass , fish boiled with pickled eans, wine and ric• again. This all came in the fir: course, and as a finale to the cou :e, there was a sweetmeat coal •• • t of white and red bean jelly ca. :-. and boiled black. mushroom. Wi $ • this came powdered tea, which sad a green, monitory look,,and s $ ggested your earliest experiences i $ $$ edicine. e f DINING IN AN ANCIENT ENPLE. When the second co rse was fin label the ominous co $ fee that came to an end in powder • tea and sweet meats composed of white and red bean jelly cake Id' boiled black 11125.000 ...... es,ooo Artll. 187.9 loehte. ti,v4l Knitting silent in the shadows; With a drooping, weary bead, Gazing ont Into the twilight, Whence the life and light bare fled ; Moving nerveless, Einguld angers ;• Striving to be bright in vain, And to still the heart's wild flutter Throbbing In its mighty vain; Working throUgh its silky texture All a WOMilltes anguished fears, Looking o u t on past and future, Through a mist of burning tears. Knitting patient - in the twilight, • Quietly bearing all hei woe, While the roses shod their petals In a fragrant summet-rnowl Knitting fiercely, In the anguish Of a burning, fiery strife; Or quietly in the sunlight • Of a calm heart's happy life. Knitting heavily and slowly, In Ilfe•s last fitful hours; Or skillfully and gaily, Thus a woman's life is bounded By the humble, daily task, Meekly taking up her burden, ransing not to strive or wk.- Ah I bui many hearts beside us, Were we not so.woridly wise, Might we see In gentle moments, • Looking out from wistful eyes :, And how often did we listen, . 'Neath a gay and laughing tone, Could we hear the bitter yearning Of a strong heart's restless moan ! • —Chambere Journal.. efflicellaAgous. A DAISIIO DINNER. THE BILL OF FARE. i mushroom, there • was an interval. We :iron) from the table and. reen tered about . on the gravelled walk and looked; down upon the bay and the enfolding hills, whose beauty be came almost plaintiff under the sym pathetic shadows of the descending sun. : One , never tires of a scene like Nagasaki, as you see it in the evening more especially, - the day- ending and nature sheltering for repose in the embraces of night. But. while while we could well spend our evening stroll ing over this gravelled . walk and leaning over the quaint brick wall and studying the ever-changing scene that sweeps beneath us, we must not foiget our entertainment. The ser vants have brought . in the candles. Before each table is a pedestal on which a candle burns, and the old temple lights up with a new splendclt. To,add to this splendor the wall has been • draped with heavy silks, em broidered with gold and silver, with quaint and curious legends of the history of Japan. Thesesdraperies lend a new richness to the room, and you admire the artistic taste which suggested them, •The merchants en- . ter egainlbearing meats. Advancing to the centre of the room, and to the General E ithey kneel and . press their foreheads to tli - floor. With this demure courtesy the course begins. Other attendants enter, and place on . each table the' lacquer bowls and dishes. Instead of covering .the ta bles with a variety of food and tempt.; ing you with auxiliary dishes of water melon seeds and almond kernels, as . in China, the Japanese give you a small variety at a time. 1 am afraid, however, we have spoiled our dinner. Our amiable 'friend, the Japanese Minister, warned us in the beginning not to be in a hurry, to restrain our. curiosity, not to hurry our investiga , tions into the science of a Japanese table, but topiek, and nibble, and waiter-that there were good things coming, which we. should not be be yond, : the condition ; of enjoying. What a comfort, for' instance, - a roli of bread would be and a glass of dry champagne I But there is no bread and no wine, and our only drink is the hot ,preparation from rice, with its sherry flavor, which is poured out Of a teapot into - shallow lacquer sau cers, and which you sip, not without relish, although it has no place in any beverage known to your experience., 'i. We are dining, however, in strict Japanese fashion, just as the old ' daitnios did, and our hosts are' too good artists to spoil a feast with champagne. Then it has been going on for hours, and when You have .1 reached the fourth hour of a dinner, even a temperance dinner, with inoth ing more serious than a hot insipid sherry-like rice drink, you havq pass ed beyond the critical and curious into the resigned condition. if we had only been governed by-the Min ister we might have enjoyed this soup, which comes first in the course, and as you lift: the . lacquered`top you know it-to be hot and fragrant. it is : a soup composed of carp and mush room and aromatic shrub. Another dial, is a prepared fish that looks like a confection of - cocoanut, but which you see to be fish as you prod it with your chopstick's. This is composed of the red.snapper fish, and is served in red . and' White alternate squares. It looks well, but you pass it hy as well as another dish that is more po etic at least, for it is a preparation of the skylark, ; wheat flour cake' and - go*. one has a sense - of • the vio-. lation of proprieties in seeing the soaring - lark snared froni the. clouds, the dew and the morning sunshine, to flavor a cake of wheat. We treat the lark better at home, and we might pass this to the discredit of Japan if we did not remember how much the lark contributed to feasts in the Pa :lais Royal, and that the French were alike wanting in sentiment. We are 410 t offended by the next soup, which comes hot and L smoking, a suit- of 'buckwheat and egg-plant.. The egg plant always seemed to be: a vulgar, pretentious plant, that might do for I the-trough, but was never intended for the dignity of the table. But for buckwheat the . true i American, who believes in the country and whose patriotism has not been deadened by debates on army appropriation bills, has a tender, respettful feeling. Somehow it has no business upon a foreign table, and at a daimiii!s din ner you feel that it is one of your contributions to the happiness attic' v.'orld, that you have given it as your unit in the sum qt . human entertain ment. You think of glowing buck wheat fields over which .bees are humming—of honey, flavored with the buckwheat of overladen tables in., many an American home, - crowne with a steaming mound of brown a d .' ou crisp cakes, oozing with butter. think of Trost and winter and og ling breezes from the grani ills. It bringsyou October, and ' this ills. It around the world, isposed / as one always should be see sun shine wherever the sun sli*. es, I hav e . seen - nothing to rivallia American October. But buckirb at in a soup i is unfitting, and allicsl with the egg llant is a de‘ldatios, and no sense • ':f investigation :ea violation of table. -You push' ' of the table and ireshcigar, and )wn, over which !rse has thrown cantle of night, !s . of light •-that e fire enjoying, iding"rockets as . the ' hillside to dazzling fire and is for a moment blue and scarlet and gold. .. you will enter that your silk mped attendant now places before ou, and as be does bows to the level of the table and slides away. This is called oh-hini, and was composed, I am . sure, by some ambitious &L -ink), who had, given thought to the selenee.of the table and possessed an original genius. The base of this dish is panyu. Panyu is a sea fish, The panyn in itself would be a distil but in addition we have a fungus, the roots of the lily and the stems of the pumpkins. The fungus is deli cate, and reminds you of mushroom, but th%pumpliin, after you had fished TOWANDA, ' BRADFORD COUNTY, PA., THURSDAY i i4ORNING, --SEPTEMBER it out and saw that it was.n Pumpkin, seemed forlorn and uncomfortable, conscious, no doubt, of a better des- tiny in' its New England home than flavoring a mess 'of pottage. What one objects to in these dishes is the objection you have to frogs and snails. They lick dignity. AN ANCIENT DANCE. . . • All this time the .m u sic hummed and thrummed.: To vary the Show we bad even a more grotesque amuse -rdent. . First . eame .eight - children; who could scarcely do more than tod dle. - They were dressed. in white, embroidered in greeri and red, - wear ing purple-caps formed like the Phry gian liberty cap and dangling on the shoulders. They came.into the tem ple enclosure and danced on the gravelled walk, 'while two, wearing an! imitation of a dragon's skin, Went 'through a! dance and various contor tions, supposed to be a dragon at play. This reminded us of the pan tomimeelephant, *here one perform. er playie , the front and another the hind legs; . In the case of our daps= nese dragon the legs were obvious, 'and the performers seemed indisposed even to respect ,the illusion. It was explained that it was an ancient vil lage danrie, one of the oldest in Ja pan, and - 1004 on festive occasions, when the l harvests, are ripe, or when sem,e.legend or feat of heroism is to be commemorated. they assemble and dance it. It wasta trifling, innocent .dance, and you 'felt as you looked at' it, pt, indeed, at all the features of qur . most unique entertainment, that -ithere was a good deal of nursery imagination 'in Japanese fetes ani games. A more striking feature was the Aecorations which came with the second course of our feast. - First came servants, bearing two trees, one of the pine, the other of the plum. The plum tree' was in full blossom. 'One - of these was set on a small table in front of Mrs. Grant ;- the other in front of the .General. Another dec-' oration was a cherry tree, surmount; ing• a large basin, in which were liv ing carp fish. The carp has an im portant position . in the legends of Japan. It is the emblem of ambition and resolution. -This quality was shown in another decoration, repre, seating a waterfall, with , carp climb-: int/ against the stream. The tendency of carp to dash against rocks and climb waterfalls; which should indi cate a low order of intellect and per verted judgment, is supposed to show the traits of the ambitious man. Per *haps the old philosopherksaw a great . deal of folly and- weakness of mind ' i n the fever of ambition, and these ,emblems maphave had a moral lesson for those who sat at the old dairnio feasts. This habit of'giving feasts a moral feature, of adding music for the imagination and legends for the mind, if such were the purpose, show] ed an approach to refined Civilization in the ancient days. I am afraid; however, if we were to test our din- tier . ,by such faithful speculations it Would become whimsical-ond lose that dignity which princeS" at least would be supposed to •give • to their feasts. You will note, however, as our dinner goes on it beech:ries bizarre and odd, and runs away withalVwell ordered notions of what even a dai mio's dinner Should be. The soups disappear. You see we have only bad seven 'distinct soups served at intervals,-and so cunningly prepared .that you are convinced that in the ancient "days of Japanese splendor soup had a dignity which it has lost. With'the departure of the soups our dinner -beeomes far.tastic. Perhrq the old daimios knew, that by t e time their guests had eaten of se en soups and twenty courses in add . ' 'ion, and drank of- innumerable dis es 'of rice liquor, they were inn co dition to require a daring flight of genius. RIGIIT FALLING OVER TO TORN. The Tusie i• in full fl w, and the lights of the town (*row righter with the shades of !darCeni g night, and ' some of' the.company ave long since taken refuge from : the dinner in cigars, and over tl, low brick wall and in the . , recesses of the temple grounds crowd: begin to cluster and form, and / lelow, at the foot of the steps, th / crowd grows larger and larger, a / (1 3 r 4 ou hear the buzz of the; throng . / rid title clinking of lan terns of tie chair - bearers, fur the whole to ,: a was in festive mood, and high up , in. our: open temple on our hillsid, we have become a show for the t '..n. Well, that is only a sr - nail ret n for the . theasureless hospitality wave' enjoyed, and if we can grit if • an innocent curiosity let us think e l f so much pleasure - given in • our way through the world. It is such a relief to know that we have passed beyond any comprehension of our dinner, which we look at as so many conceptions and preptirations-curi oua contrivances, whiCh- we' . study out as tuough they were riddles or problems adjusted for our. entertain- merit. The dining quality vanished 'with that eccentric soup of lassfish 1 and orange flowers. With the Gen eral it went much earlier. It must be said - .that :for the General the table has few charms, and long be fore we began upon t he skylarks, and_ buckwheat degraded by the egg plant, he for whom this feast is giten had taken refuge in a cigar, and . coa- tented himself with lookirt-upon the looking beauty of the town and bay and cliff, allowing the dinner to' flow along. You wilt observe, if you have follow ed the narrative of - our feast, that meat, plays a small, and fish a large part -in a daimio's dinner—fish and the products of the . forest tied field. The - red snapper has the - ':,place of honor, and . although we have had the snapperin five different lhape.s, as a soup, as a ragout, flavored with pickled beans and hashed, here he comes again . , baked, decorated with' ribbons, with every scale in place, - folded in a, bamboo '"basket. -; asket. Cer thinly we cannot, be .exPectetftekeat any more of the snapper, and I fancy that in tha ancient feasts the daimio , intended that after his guests had partaken freely they could take a part of the luxury home and have a subsequent entertainment. Perhaps there were poor folks in these days who had place at- the tables of the great, and were 'glad enough to -have a fish-or a discs of 'sweetmeats to car ry home. This theory' was confirm ed by the fact that Wheii.we reached BEG BDLESS OF DairtINCIATION FROId IsNY QUARTER. our quarters . that night , ' we found that the . y snappei' in a 'lXJoliet with various other dishes .had been brought after us and placed. in. our phlunbera. .11Omar° fried snappenisnapperS again, this tinie, fried with shrimpS, eggs, egg plants and mashed turnips., Then we lave: dishes; live in number, under the generic name of "Alma dal" I suppose shimadai meatii.the crowning. gloiy; the _consummation Of the feast.. - In these dishes the genius of the artist lakes his most daring night. The first aChievementi. , is a composition of mashed fish,. panyu, polone, jelly, and chestnut,: decorated with scenery. of Futamiga .ura. A moment since" called youf attention to the moral'. -lessons Cal= ',eyed at a certain - stage of ' our. din-• ;ter,' where the folly of ambition was taught' by a carp trying to fly up a Stream. Here the sentiment of art; is:gratified. Tour dinner becomes a panorama, and when.you have gazed upon the'r, Scenery of Futamiga-ura until you are satisfied, - the - ,pniture changes. Here we' have a picture and a legend. This picture is of the old couple of Takasago—a Japanese domestic legand, that enters into all plays'and feasts. The old couple of Takasago always bring'contentment, peace and a happy old age. They are household fairies, 'and are invok ed just as we invoke Santa Claus in' holiday time. Somehow the Japa nese have improved up'on our legand; for instead Or giviit us a frosty, red-. faced Santa Claus, riding along the' snow-banked Louse tops, showering his treasures upon the just and the unjust, a foolish,. incoherent old fel low, about whose -antecedents we are misinformed, of whose manner- of liv ing we have no, information, and who would, if he,ever. came into the hands of the police, find it diillcult r , to ex plain- the possession of so many arti cles, we have a poem.that teaches the peace that comes with virtue, the sacredness of marrriage and the' beauty of! that life, which so soon comes to-an end. Burns gives you the whole story in "John. Anderson, My Jo;" but what we have in a song the Japanese: have in a legend. • So at oui . dituniii feasts the legend comes and all the lessons of a perfeat life of content and virtue are brought be fore you. • . The old couple are repre sented,under trees of palm, bamboo and plum. Snow has fallen upon the' trees. Around this legend there isA dish composed of shrimp, fish, potato, water potatoes, eggs and seaweed. The next dish of .the shimadi family is decorated with pine trees and, cranes, and composed of varieties of fish. There is another decorated with plum tree, bamboo and tortoise, also of fish, and another,' more curi ous. than all, decorated with peony flowers and what is called the sbakio, but looked like a dool i with long red hair. This final species of thelshima dai family was composed of mashed fi,h—a Japanese,' fish named kisu, shrimps, potatoeff, rabbits, gold fish and ginger. After - the shimadia'we had series called sashimi. This was compoied of four dishes, and. would have-been the crowning glbry of the feast if we. -bad not filed in courage. But one of the features of the sas, mi was . that live fish should be bro, ght in, sliced while alive and • serve . We were not brave enough , for , at, and. so we contented ou sel/es with looking at the fish leap a/Nit in their decorated basins and :Mug then carried away, no doubt to be sliced-for less sentimental feed ers - behind the screens. As a final course we had pears prepraed. with horse radish, a cake - of wheat flour and powdered ice. The dinner came to an cud after a struggle of six or seven hours, and as we drove home through the illuminated town, brill iant with lantern's and fireworks and arches and bonfires, it was felt that we had been honored' by an enter tainment such as we may never again expect-to see. To 'YOUNG MEN.—Some Old genius gives the following elegant advice to young'inen "who depend on father" for theft. support,' -but are regular drones in the hive, subsisting on that which is earned tiv others: Come, off wiib your coat, clinch the saw, the plow-handles, the ax, the spade—anything that will enable you to stir your . blood. Fly around and tear your jacket rather than be the recipient,of the old gentleman's bounty. Sooner than play the' dandy at dad's expense, hire yourself out to stop up rat holes or watch the bars, and when you think yourself entitled to a resting spell; do it - on your own responsibility: Get up in the morn ing.turn around at least, twice befOre breakfast, help the old gentleman, give him now and then a lift in busi ness, learn how to take the lead, and not depend upon. foiever being ledi and you have no idea how the disci pline will benefit you. Do this, and, our word for it, you will, seem to breathe a new atmosphere,' Possess. a new frame, tread a new destiny, and you may - begin to aspire to manhood." STRANGE AND FEARFUL' REPTILES. —The animal remains found in the Rocky Mountains show the gigantic size of the monsters of prehistoric ages. The back-bone of. one . animal is three rod a half feet wide, and im plies a neck fully five feet in . width. The diplodveus was fifty feet long. I)inosaurians were exhumed twenty live feet long. The atlantosatirians, a lizard-footed animal, thust have been forty feet long when alive. An other animal, imbedded. in a hard matrix of rock, which' was removed with difficulty after much blasting, was thirty feet long. Such were some of the monsters' that once enjoyed themselves around the Rocky moun tains. They were reptiles, and most of their friends and foes were the same, even the birds being half rep tiles. What eggs some of these rep tiles must have laid may be imagin ed_ when one female atlantosaurian is described as one -hundred feet long, with thigh bones measuring nine feet, and probably twenty-five feet high. A DROP at ink is a very Small thing, yet dropped into a tumbler of clear water it blackens the whole ; and so the first oath, the first lie, the fi rst glass, they seem very trivial, bu t leave a dark stain upon one's character. Look out for the first stain. . , • MIN , THE END. ME .. ~_ y DES NM , Fool. FatitinS.Nothing hurts 't man, nothing hurts a party so 'terri bly as fool friends. A fool Mend is the sewer of bad news, of-'slander and., all the base and unpleasant 'things. A fool friend - always knows every mean-thing that fills been said against you and against , the party. He always knows , where your party , is losing, and the, other is making large gains. He always i,ells 'you Of the good luck your had. He' implicitly , believes every 'stilt., against . you, and kindly- suspects your defense. A fool friend is at, ways full of a kind of .stupid candor. He is so 'candid that' he always be lieves the statements' of an 'enemy: He never suspects anything on your side. Nothing pleases him like being shocked by horrible newels concerning some-'good man. He never denies a lie, unless it is in your favor. Ho is always finding fault with his patty ,and- is .continually begging pardon for not belonging to the other side._ lie is frightfully . aniious that all his candidates' should stand well with the opPosition: He is for- ever seeing the faults •of his . party and the virtues or the other., Ile generally shows his candoil !hy scratching the ticket. He' a way: searches . every nook and 'corn r - # f his conscience to find a reason . 1 or deserting his friend or a print f 'le., In the moment of victory,le is ag nanimonsly on' your Side. In efeat, lie consoles you by repeatin i proph ecies made after the event. : he-foot friend regards your, repo • Um - as common property, and as . common prey, for all the vultures,/hyenas and -jackals. He takes a sad 'pleasure in your misfortunes. He, forgets his principles to gratitr your • enemies. He forgives youraligner, and slan , derer with all his /h eart. He is .so friendly that you cannot kick him. He generally talks for you but al ways has the / other way.—Bob In gersoll.. . / . C U RIOSI I JES, OF SKIRT. •—, Some ! years ago, Pr o fessor Taft; of Edin burg,i w en ill, noticed in waking from a everish sleep that - the flame of a - imp iti his room assumed. a deep/red color. There was a round. .gitt i ss shade on the lamp,. and - the ef fect of intense redness - lasted only about a second. Ms explanation - of /this Was that the nerve fibrils of the retina,- with which green , and violet are seen, do not resume their activi ty when a person awakes quite so quickly as the red nerves. Professor Ogden N. Rood, of Colimbia Col lege, New York, records some obser vations confirmatoiy of this view in. the last number of sillintan's, Jour nal, showing that temporary green color blindness may be product(' by . 1 nervous derangement and prolonged excitation. Twenty years 1 ago - he took chloroform, administered, by a. dentist in Munich. " Upon regain ing consciousness," he writes, 'Sand raising my eyes to the face .of the'op perator, 1 was a little suprised at not having previously remarked his unu sually ruddy complexion, but the next instant saw that this 'was . due' to an optical illusion, for his hair ap peared of a bright purplish-red hue. The singular appearance lasted per-. haps a couple of seconds, when his hair resumed its natural color, which . was white." Effects of a similar character have also been noticed by Professor Rood in. his own convales -ence from typhoid fever. - . • A HUMAN OTTEIL—Reedy river, hi Laurens County, Sonth . Carolina, is a poor stream for fish. Perhdps Ws, whole day's fishing the . angler may be rewarded by one-half dozen little cat-fish. We had a visit last week from the Reburies creek otter, William Vaughn. He said there were fish in the river and he had come after them. It was amusing to see him in the shoals, diVing under the rocks and bringing up the cats; sometimes he would come up with one in each hand, and occasionally with three fish, one in his mouth and one in each hand. After fishing the shoals he tried his hand on the suck ers, weighing one, two and three ,pounds each. Vaughn ' has been known to catch as many as .six suck ers at one time in . his hands. • Ile says *hen under water he can rub a sucker on the side and it will lie as still as a pig when yo . u•are scratching it,--Letter to Charleston-News. AN INTERESTING PUZZLE.—Per haps some of our readers are - not fa miliar with the following puzzle: A young man asked an old man for his daughter in marriage. "Go to the orchard and. bring in a parcel of ap ples. Give me one-half of the whole number, and the mother one-half of the balance and half an .apple over, and the daughter one-half of the re mainder and half an apple over, - and . have one left for -yourself, without. cutting the apple and then, if she is willing you can have her." He Solv ed the question ; and how many did he bring ? Fourteen,: as you can eas ily prove. The old woman was have one-half of bala i nce, which would be three.anci a half, - and Nall an apple over, which would make four: apples for her. 'There. would be three apples ; left, of • which . the daughter was to , have one-half and. half an apple Over, which would give her two, and leave thelover his one, '•without cutting the -apple.'! WHATEVER CQMES Out 'of despair Can not bear the title of valor, which should be lifted up to etch a height that, holding all things under itself, it should be able to 'maintain its greatness even in the midst of miseries. Tit Ear. is.no despair so absolute as that which comes in the first moments of oar first great sorrow—when we have not yet knows what it is to havaisuffered and , be healed,' to have despaired and have recoil tired hope. . Tan life of everyman is as tiler: well spring of a stream,: whose small begin : . tangs are' indeed' plain to all, but whose course and destination, as it . iiviirds through the expanses of infinite years, only the Omniscient can discern. ' HAVE youo I[llOWl3 how to compose your manners? You have dote a great deal morelhan - he who has composedbooks. Hive you ,known bow to take repose ?' You have done more than' he who has taken cities and, empires. Tumronsr.Sfilictions hide those eternal blessings to which-they hutd, as temporal enjoyments often cover those eternal .evils which they procure. =I . • • r ogllsb raper. Robert Hope and Samuelillins had lived -neighbors for more tthan twelve years_; and it_isii_robable they would aFWays !_been 1?n ,good tetens'lMil 'not Samuel, *ll6 had serv ed under Admiral-Nelson; gained-tit Trafalgar a , small pension, - which le had paid for by ,the loss of one of his legs. This kg less, and this pension moreor were for Robert a 'Continual Acores of jealousy ; he accused fate for haiing left him his two feet, and complained bitterly that he had not been able, as he said, to sell hislegs at, the same price With Hulling. Eve ry time' he went to pay his rent he repeated grumblingly that his neieh bor was very fortunate; that he was in a condition to meet hisbills,•since . the king gave him a good pension, while he, poor fellow, had hard work to make. both ends of the year meet, without taking into account his cred itors. - Robert at first contented himself with making these reflections inward ly, but by degrees his dissatisfaction was expressed aloud, and became his habitual and favorite theme of con versation. One week that his rent had fallen behindhand, and he - was sadly 'a& vancing toward the house of Mr. Taylor, in order to make his excuses for the delay, he met neighbor Hui- Una, who was regular as a .clock about paying his rent, and had just been for that purpose. • The very sight of Samuel produced on Robert the effect of a fit , of sick mess ; so, when he. bowed in reply. to the salute 'of Mullins, his glance sin gularly resembled that of a bull shak ing his horns at a dog. Arrived at the house of the pro prietor, Hope did not fail to be rep rimanded. The example of,his, neigh bor was cited' who always . paid punc tually; and to the last penny. "Yes, yes," murmured. Robert; "soma people Are born with a silver spoon in their mouth. Sullins is very fortunate, and I am not sur prised that he pays punctually with such a pension." • " Mullins has a pension; it is,true," replied:Mr. Taylor ; " but his infirm ity is a heavy -cross, and if you were afflicted with it, I should pity you much more." - . "'Not so," said Hope. "If 'I - hid, been so fortunate as to lose,a leg like . him twenty years ago, it would have been a productive day 'for :me. 'I would sell - all my limbs at the same . price. - Do you call his. oak leg a heavy cross-? I think his pension Should render it light. 'The heaviest cross that I know of is to be obliged to labor incessantly." Mr. Taylor was a man of joyous humor, but a close observer. He had' for -a long time noticed the envious dis Position of - Robert, and resolved to convince :114d that the lightest cross might become' heavy - C(3'a dis contented mind.. ' " I see k " said he to Hope, " that you• are disposed to do , nothing.. Well ! I exempt you from this obligation to labor of which you com plain so bitterly. If you "think the -cross of your -neighbor, Samuel, so easy to bear, will you accept a light er one, if I will engage to give you your rent?" . • -. ." That depends upon What kind of a - cross it is," said Robert, anxiously, for he feared that the proposition would not be acceptable, This," . Said Mr. Taylor, taking a piece of ehalk and tracing a white cross on Robert's jacket.. "Luring the time that you wear this, I shall• not demand a penny of your rent." Hope thought, at first, hiS landlord whocjeisting; but being assured. that he spoke•seriously, he exclaimed : "By St. George! you may say that you have. seen My last money, for:I Am walling to wear thissross all my lifetime." - Robert immediately went out; con gratulating himself on his good for tune, and laughing all along the road at the him Mr. Taylor, who had let him oir so cheaply from' paying his rent. He had never been so joyous as at, the moment of returning home; .he found nothing to complain of, and his dog , ,came to al down at his feet without his punishing him for his As he seated himself on his arrival, his ivife did not at first notice the white cross which he had on his Shoulder ; tint having passed' behind. her husband t 6 wind up' the clock, she - suddenly exclaimed, in a ' . shrill voice:' °' Why, RObert, where -have you been.? You have on, your back a cross itoot long." You hive been to the tavern, and some drunkard among your friends hag played` you_A trick_ to make you ridiculous. Get up and let me brush off this cross." " Away!" exclaimed Hope,hastily ; "my clothes do not need your brush ing. Go knit•your stockingiund let me alone." . " That shall not be!' exclaimed Mrs. Hope, in a voice still more shrill, " I will not have my: husband become the laug,hing-Stoek of - the whiple vil lage, and . -if I tear your Jacket to pieces., you shall not wear that ridic ulous cross:" • • • •, As she spoke thus, the wife at- =EI Min Ell IMPTEIBM , ` THE 'HEAVY OROSILI =MI= 'B l . OO 'ATTEMMMI tempted to brugh*Robert's shoulder ; and the latter, who knew that resist • ance would e :useless, walked off, shutting the• door after liim violently. What a fury'!" muttered he, as he went ' away.. "If she had been more gentle, I would have told her Of my good fortnne; but she.does not deservo to know it.'! h ,dh i . Oh! 'Robed," exclaimed old fox, at the moment when Rope turned the corner *oi his house ; f 4 what is that, white cross on your back ?" "Take care . of your . , own cothes," insolently replied Hope, guing his own way. I 1, L° Mr. Hope," said little Patty -Ste vens, the grocer's daughter;''stop ' one minute, if yotr please, that I may rub out that great 'white crass y'ou hare on your shoulder." "Go and sell -your herrin g s, lazy girl," replied • itubert, " and do not coUcern yourself about the passers- The'little girl, silenced, hastened to re-enter hertnother's'shop. - tAt this moment 'Hope arrived at the house of the butcher„ who was couversing.on the threshold with his neighbor, the _blacksmith. - "-You are just the man I wanted," Said the latter, stopping Robert 3 and he 'began to • speak him him on busi ness, but hardly : bad e commenced when old Peggy Turton arrived, in to plaid . gown.andblue apron. • . " Mercy,' `Sr.. Hopei" exclaimed she, taking up her apron, " what is that on your hack ?" Robert "turned to tell her to let him alone, but the blacksmith then perceived the mark made by Mr. Taylor._ ' 11 Heavens!" said be, • langbi ; "he might serve for a sign to the White Cross." "I suppose," said the butcher, " that his wife has marked him for fear of losing him." - He felt that there was for him but one method of escaping at the same time from the, apron of Peggy and the jokes of the butcher and black smith, so he hastened to leave• the spot, not without some abusiVe Zan; guage to hisneighbors ; but the cross had begun' to Weigh more heavily upon his shonlders than he at first supposed. • - The. unfortunate Robert seemed destined this day to provoking en counters; for he himself opposite the schoolhouse.' School .was just out,' and the scholars were at. this moment issuing:from the door, relpy for any fuo that might present itself. Hope was terribly . uneasy, and ilm inagined-he already heard cries behind him. RiS- fears were soon realized ; he had scarcely passed the school house door when. a long .shont was Licari, and fifty scholars at leaSt be gan to pursue.him, throwing up their Caps in the air. • - - • Look; look!" exclaimed . one ; "there la a sheep marked for the butcher." . " MIA you see," replied another, " it is 'a Crusader just setting out for Palestine." . 'And the slionting and laughter re commenced more loudly. Hope became pale . with anger ; be turned like a cross dog pursued sby children, and -perhaps would have cruelly revenged himself : on his young persecuters, - had not. Mr. Johnson, the schoolinaster, suddenly appeared at the doer of his house. Robert - advanced toward him, com plaining of . his pupils .as bebigdii solent. Mr. Johnson replied - tfint he would noV 4 for the world encourage impertinence-in themi_ but that the white cross that he had on his back. might make wiser people than - boys laugh. .. ' • " What is this cross to .you ?" re plied Robert, drossly.. "Is not .my back my own property ?" The schoolmaster smiling - assented and Hopewent on his way: But the cross was growing heavier and heavi er. He began.to think it would not ; be ,so easy, to pay the rent in this manner. So' much raillery had at; ready been heaped upon-. him, what would it be if the cause were known ? His ' , landlord might as well have written on,liis back a receipt in full.. ' As he reflected thus' . Robert arriv6 .ed at the tavern: Ile was . passing by when he perceived - Mr. Taylor himself at a-f€w paces distant, and on either side his neighbor • Hulling, ririgging his wooden. le a and con versingjrith Harry Stokes,_ the Car penteri i Harry. Stokes was the wit t - of the village, and Hope Wotild not have encountered him before Ilullins f for any: hing.! He- . therefore , took refuge - . ' . the tavern. - 1 But t e place was'notlongtenable. The dri kers - did not fail to perceive the croisit and to rally Hope'. who grew angry. The quarrel became violent, and the : inkeeper,.. fearing some serious result, - turned Robert -out of doors. The latter left home .With the in tention of examining some- work which had' been offered to him in 's neighboring .village, • but; his. mind had been so disturbed by old Fox, Patty .Stevens, the blacksmith, the butcher, Peggy - Turton and the schoolboys, .that lie 'resolved to re turn ktome,• thinking that would be, after all the most peaceable place. Have you ever, seen,- in the month of,September, a young partridge; the last, of his brood, fluttering along. through'..the fields' ;with a broken wing ? - Such was Robert'.on his way to hishome at the other. end of the .village. Now he walked rapidly . lest lie should be' overtaken, now slowly fest he should meet some .one; now in the. roads - - now 'in - the 'fields; glid ing 'behind the bushes, . climbing Walli,"and shunning glandes like a . gypsy' who'had- stole b, chicken from a farmer's; .poultry yard: -At thiS mOnientthe.white cross was an insup portable. we!glit; '- - • . - At last he' reac4ed his dwelling, and this time toped to find a little rest, .-Butas soon- as his wife per ceived'Vni she began to cut out : . "Aie•yau not ashamed to come back' as you went! Five of our neighbors have asked if you had' oat your senses, Quick ! let me rub out that cross l'? , . . "Away, woman;' exclaimed Rob ert, exasperated. . • . "You shall: not remain so,. Hope:, I will not haye any one-belonging to Ale J . SO ridiculous. Take ..off that jacket!, take it off this mktite, I tell yon!':.... - - itstthe spoke •thus, Mrs. Hope at tempted to seize her husband's arm, ;but the latter rudely repulsed her. Hope - who . was not'remarkable or her patience, replied by as blow, and thetisult was a scuffle between the two, to the great scandal of - the neighborsiwho ran to separate them. Everybody blamed Robert, who, when he became calm, understanding that there-was no rest •or peace for him Other - wise, effaced the cross of his own accord, The Monday- following' he carried his - rent to the house of his landlord. NUMBER 'l4 "Ah I ahl Robert," said Mr. Tay lor, perceiving Aim, thought you Would soon repent of your bargain. This is a good lesson• for enviousand impatient dispositioni, who -are in cessantly complaining of ,God and of Pfc. Remember this, Hope; He whi) ,lias'created us has proportloried our - burdens to ;our strength. Do not complain of :being less fortunate than others, for you know not the. Srifferings_ of your neighbor. All crosses are heavy; the way to render them light is to bear them with 'pa tience, courage and good ' FUN, FACT kip FACETLS Now the ingenious youh whittles the handle of his anow-shovelonatio a base-ball bat.-ZPuek. seems an age of pain. . 1r is the work' of a ithilotiopher to be subduing bis passions, and laying aside . his prejudice. - THERE is nothing lower than thypocri sy. To profess friendship and aci enmity is a. sure proof of tots ravity. FuEoIIENT disappointme teach us to mistrust our own inelinatio s,%and.shrink even from vows our heart may prompt. . Tui - nien who always say a kind word for`their neighbors-and turnla deaf ear to , scandal are not only very blessed but also ' very scarce: IF " a miss is as gocd as a mile,'? what magnificent records these would-be king-, Mors might make as long-distance pe destrians. i, EVER use slang. - It may not always ap ly. Listen as A conies into room. Say B : " How do you like my new shoe ) 1'" A.: "Oh, they're immense '." . THE very heart and root of sin is an in . dependent and'selfish spirit.. We erect the idol self, and not only wish others to worship it ourselves. worship it, but we ' , No man has come tc[. true greatness who has not felt in some!degree that his life belongs to his race, .and that. what God =gives hiin :he "gives him for man kind. ; - , IF thou art a vessel i¢,f - gold and thy brother on© of wood, be hot high minded. It is God that maketh thie to differ, and the more bounty He shows the more hu . - utility be requires. _ SOkIF. men advertise their lives and the public are generally disappointed because the advertisement promises too much; . A YEAR of pleasure passes like a fleet ng . breeze, but a, moment of. sorrow others let their lives advertise them, and the public always gets more than is proni ised. TitE,great moments of life are but mo. inents 'like the others spoken in a moment or two. A single.look from the eyes, a mere pressure. of: the hand may decide it, or of the lips, though they cannot speak. . • • - A RF.1.1G1e17!4 life is not a thing that silent - Is itself like a bright bubble_ on tho river's surface. It is rather like the river itself, which widens continually; and 'is never-so broad orideep as. where it map into the ocean of eternity. Turi smallest motion is - of importance in nature. The whole substance of the sea moves when wo throw in a pebble. So in the life of grace, the most; trilling action has a bearing, in its Consequences Upon the whole. Everything then is im . portant. _ OF course no .woman ever did such a thing, but supposing now, for the sake of argument, - as it were, that a woman was to go to church for the purpose of- show ing off her new sacque, would it be sac-re ligions, so - to speak.?—Boston Traveler., • THERE is only one object in the world which will attract a young lady's atten tion from the handsome • young man whom she meets on the street, and that is another woman with a bat two la,ps ahead of any style she has yet seen.—Bradford Era. . _ Souraionv's,Child is dying—dying with • the thishof hope on his' young- face and an indescribable yearning to live and-take an honored_ place in the world beside the companions of his youth. *- * For sale by all druggists.—Donbitry TPE ceremony of baptism by immer- 1. si9n *as celebrated in Texas ! the .other - day; and when the fourteen .candidates waked down to the water, fifteen revolv ers were- deposited on _the bank of the stream, that of the preacher makitig the . -fifteenth. I . "THERE is nothing," said :Platet, "so delightful as the!hearing and speaking of., truth." For this reason there is no - con-- versation so agreeable, as that of the man' of integrity, wh9 hears without any • ha- ` tentieu to betray, _and speaks without any ,intention to deceive. • . Tuosnixlio haiie already all that they can enjoiltuust enlarge their desires. Ho that built for use, till use is supplied, must begin to-built for vanity, and extend • his plan to the ut Most lower-of human performances; that he May not soon be induced-to form another Wish. " "Pt,r...tsr. do not handle,", is the Swiss retluest ; " touebez pas, s'l vous plait ; bows the Frenchman-;. "Visitors must nut touch," says John - Bull, firmly ; " !lauds oil;" 6 'growls the Yankee ; the Western people lay a revolver on the ar tielc;, and say nothing.,,Erie Ileratd. THEY tried to'kill a book-agent at Oma ha last week.- Ile was robbed, thrown into the river, knoeked-off,the cars, toss ed from a -high bridge into the river again, and in two hours he was around. with an illustrated Bible, trying tii . `gq a subscription from the head of the*, tack ing party. • A. DIAMOND neighing 400: tarats=tho largest in the world—was recently found ial ilia. During the past few weeks the 'owner has received twenty-seven letteri from young Americans who will a4t as clerks at,sea-side.hoteis the homing sea son. It is easy to imagine the object of the missives.--Norristoton• Herald. , THOMAS tARIALE says : " In the poor est cottage there is one book wherein, for thousands of years, the spirit of man has_ found light and nourishment, and an in terpreting response It; whatever is deep , est in him : the Book wherein to this day the eye that will look well, the mystery of existence reflects itself, .and if hot to the satisfying of the outward. ECM, yet to the opening of the inward sense, which is the far grander result." . . • • "Ws bad enough," said the eldest Miss Crabapple to her seven young sis ters,,- "it's • bad enough for pa to talk about marrying again at his ;time of life; but when ho excuses himself by saying that that pert, mado•up young thing will help us young girls out by attracting men ti.).4he house, it's a little too outrageous to stand,•so it is." And they passed a • resolution to enter a nunnery in a body. A rAirrr of artists and art critics came to the following conclusion .regarding their dinner " That the hash was low in tone- and defective in composition; - tho 'beer well drawn, but flat ; the anabluy of, We turkey strong,; the bread to freely Vandleil ; the veal raw and cold, and hur ried in execution ;the butter strong; the coiree weak, except in the ,foreground, and altogether too_ much - impasto in tho bill.—llarper's Bazar, • Sun tore the azure robe of night and set the stars of glory there. She did, for a fact. She is a young and careering ge nius of Portland, Maine. She has written a story, she has. She has-drawn it mild —very. Here is the mildest passage in it : And even'as she mused, the clatter of horses' hoofs was heard along the laby rinthian avenues of , the outspreading park. It was . .Tuniata's Alphonso de Cas sa Maya and his retainers. Reining in his prancing steed beneath her casement window below, be cried in oleaginous and farinaceous tones, - 'Juniata; •appear " Wow !---.l.Quidrille Courier-Journal. Your - doom is