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Seasons pass, and momenta perish, And to our account are laid. griqdtd __ A Mystery of Land and Sea. tnovli-711 Redwood Morton was, perhaps, the youngest ship-owner. in Phila delphia. He had inherited 'his wealth from his .ft.ther who had pros pered in business, . and the name of Morton was worth everything on 'ex: change. At the date of the opening of our story, he owned but . one vessel—and she, even,. was for sale. He said be intended to leave the maritime trade, and many people I believed that he was going to 'marry I, and retire to quiet life on his wealth. 1 His riches did not make him os tentatious. His bachelor apart ments were well, but not luxuriously, furnished, and his large circle of ac• quaittances wonder - why be did not come out more to their liking. But he had his reasons, his prejudices, and, as the reader shall see, his hates and loves. " So, you aye going down in the Petrel," one of. acquaintances said to him one bright afternoon. " Not down to the bottom of the sea, but down to the orange groves of Cuba," smiled . llfortOn. "As the Petrel will be sold on her return, I have determined. to take leave 'of her in her last voyage." • "Will you take any passengers ?" .:," None. Do you want to go?" "No ; but a female acquaintance of mine would be pleased to sail in the Petrel." " A woman, eh ?". ejaculated Mor ton, with a merry twinkle in his.hard eyes. "Why,. our - conversation is getting romantic. Where does the lady wish to go ??.., "To Havana." ~ • , • " We shall touch there." " Just to her liking; but as you say you will convey no passengers, she must content herself a While longer on tetra Ilium." • . " No ; do not consider me positive, Farland," Morton hastened to say. " A. lady pasiSenger might add Much pleasure to the -voyage, and, beside, an affaire.clu eveur might result from it. lam a bachelor, you see." Farland smiled; and the Petrel's owner produced some wine of Rhen ish vintage. . "If your acquaintance would call," Morton remarked, as the-conversa tion had rtarned to the would-be passenger.. " I will see that she does. You sail—when ?" " To-morrow." • " She will, call this afternoon." " Good I I will brush up - ,a bit, dust mi furniture, and prepare for her reception:7' ,A few minutes later Dott Farland left Morton's quarters and walked away. - "Ha I you'll never see Cuba, if you take her With you l"I muttered to himself. " When you see her I think you will adheie to your deter-', minatipn .to take no passengers. Redwood Morton, you think I haVe overlooked your - Beechwood trick, and that she has forgotten your, jilting of her. Time 7heals some' wounds, but not such as you make." Dott Farland was a good-looking man of limited means.. Though barred from the best society of the city, his poems were read and ad mired there, and he .loved to boast thit ver,se4; written on the gaming table, were - quoted in 'the model family circle of the best avenues. He, was a fertile, poet, but his associa tions kept hini down. - - From Morton's house-- he went straight to a well-known European hotel, in the parlor of which he met a tall woman, with great blue eyes and fair auburn hair. She sat at the window, attired in a walking cos tume, and smiled when he entered. " Well, what success?" she asked, anxiously,n and with ', much ira patience. " Tolerably fair," he replied: "He wants to see your ; , • , " See me l" exclaimed the woman. "No, no; at least not now." " Then . •ou cannot sail, in the Petrel, w ieb departs to-morrow. You Can issemble, Bertha; he will believe that yon have forgotten the past, and *ill gladly take you out. with him." " Once at sea, and he will know that 1 have not forgotten," cried the woman, clinching her hinds, while her eyes flashed. "To sail in the . Petrel; yott, think I must see him ?" " I know you must," said Dott Farland. • . . . ".To-day, - then ?" . • " Before night." , " Then be it so. I will go at once.", Bertha said, firmly. "I must sail in the Petrel." - ' The afternoon was drawing to a 131=13 tfeb.l7B Jan. 1, 105 8125,000 66,000 Aril 1.17.8 WM. S. VMSCEST laths. _ (For ttii Itarossaii.] TIN& BY 14 A. T. ~~ close when Redwood Morton' re ceived the would-be passenger into his sitting-room, and, when she raised her veil, an ejaculation of sur prise fell from his lips. - "This is a surprise, Miss Walker," he said, recovering: "We have not met—for five years. Indeed, I did not know that you were in the city, and had no idea that Mr.Failand re ferred to you. in his conversation several hours since." "I am the lady referred to," she replied, with a Saint smile. " 1 desin to igo to Havana, and must thrust myielf upon your, kindness. The Petrel, I believe, sails to=morrow; no other vessel follows for several weeks, arid they are very precious to me. I have interests in Havana that must be looked after; hence, my. eagerness to depart." She finished, and waited for hits to speak. For a while. Redwood Mor ton looked his visitor in the eye, and slowly. rose from his chair. "Miss- Bertha, Walker," he said, slowly, "the Petrel will sail without you." The next instant the woman was on her feet, facing him with flashing eyes. Her face was white, and her lips quivered with ill smothered passion. "I am content," she said, " but let me tell you that will yet have my revenge. Redwood Morton, you do not know me as spme men do. 1 have crushed hopea'before this, as I would crush an egg-shell , in my hand. My very fate drives ships upon rocks, and my hate will drive you to despair. I know the - faced girl who believes that you love er. You love a woman I pshaw I Redwood Morton, the thought is absurdity. For a penny I'd throttle her and hurl her at your feet. I say this to tell you how. I bate you and everything on which you smile. The very grass you tread—the flag that waves over your ship. I will en compass your destruction, and boldly tell you this. I will curse your ship till heaven, to close my mouth, en wraps you in a tempest which shall send yon to the bottom—you and your accursed bark." She looked like a queen of tragedy 4s she spoke, and, though the Petrel's owner was pale, a 'sarcastic smile lurked beneath the long hair of his -moustache.. " You'd make a good Margaret, he said.' "Come,. now, Berths Wal keg, haven't you studied the charac ter ?" - "It takes no study to hate you," stie answered. " I wish you were beneath my feet that. I might grind you to powder. By all that is. good, I will be revenged. But why multi ply words? Perhaps you have done well in refusing to take me out in the Petrel. I might prove a fe:mle Jonah, and the doll-eyed girl of yours might watch in vain for the man to whom I one foolishly listened Good-bye, Redwood . Morton. This shall be our last parting, for you sail to-morrow. When the storm is about you—when the, waves—my curses at work—dash over the Petrel, think of a woman's vengeance. Lanluage cannot tell how 1 hate you. Good bye." Her right hand made a parting gesture as the last words fell from her lips, and the next moment Red wood Morton found himself alone, for she had swept imperiously from the room. "-What a passion I" exclaimed the ship-owner. "But hates and curses do not sink ships. I believe that Dott Farland has a hand in this. I have not forgotten the time I dashed a goblet of wine into his face at Beechwood, for the sake of this very Bertha Walker. Then her beauty dazzled me, but, whe' I saw the con quest upon which she was bent, I turned away and incurred her ever lasting hate. Lottiep I fear for your dear self, now," he said, in a low tone. "She ridicules the love I have given you; , had she been a man I should have resented the insult. Girl, if you will, you shall sail in the Petrel to-morrow, for now that the tigress is unchained, the hart must be protected." lie ceased, put on his hat, and left the house. - The city lamps were lighted when he entered an unpretentious house. among the.suburbs. A fair young girl met him in the parlor and blushed, when he kissed her. This girl was Lottie King, and the person called " doll•faced " by Aertha Walker in her anger. She had not passed her eighteenth year, was fragile, but very beautiful, and not so tall as the ship-owner. Her father was dead ; but she lived with her widowed mother, whom she helped to support with her needle. Ido not know aught of her acquaintance with the ship-owner, but it was plain that they had lona been friends and lovers. Before the mother Redwood Mor ton laid his plans. He was going out in the Petrel on her last voyage under his ownership, and be wanted to take Lottie with him that she might enjoy the tropics. The scheine delighted the girl, anti before hi left that night he bad 1.14 promis&thit she would go. When be reached his quarters he found the Petrel's captain awaiting him. The old salt had to report that ,several. of the crew had deserted, and •received_arders to secure sailors in their places before sailing. ** * * That very night 'two men entered a small office on Arch street. One was well clad and hand - some, and the other was a sailor, as his peculiar walk indicated. After entering the . room no gas *as turned on, but the men seated_themselves near the win dow, and•the light of the moon Tell upon them. " I'll give you $l,OOO to do the job," said the well-dressed man. The sailor opened his eyes. " I will take it if you will tell me why you want the job done." "That is none of your business to be plain about it," was the reply. "If you do not want to take the • offer, I will hunt another .man,for I tell you the Petrel must be sunk on this voyage." The speaker rose to his feet and ~; TcrWMA I . .BRADFORp' 'lpourlir. - i','..:,p:i i i., : '.o7Espgilpigimv - ,grf,,yf': - : . 24.;: '1879. picked up his ha' t 'which he bad placed On the table. , "We can't bargain, 01mi,, he te• seined. " Come, let ua go down."'„ "No, I'll sink her- for ' one thon sand," said the sailor."".l guess I ought to know why yon want the work done." ' " Good ! your band on that," said the employer. , " Now, go down and enlist to-night; sink the seemed ship and come here for your money." The men left the attorney's office together, and- after an hour bad passed one returned alone. The sailor had been accepted by the Petrel's captain. '. "Everything works well," the man in the law office said to himself. "Redwood Morton, there is' more than one way to win a woman, and after a man sends.you to the bottom of the sea, I will make a bride of Lottie King." Ah Ibe did not know that Lottie King was to sail in the Petrel. When . the morning came, be emerged from a fine hotel, and went down to .the anchorage and looked at Morton's ship. "Mine at last, Lottie King," be murmured, and turned abruptly, for he heard the echo of the name. Dott Farland stood near conver. sing with a man of his own age. "They will marry on their return, I suppose," DOW& companion said. " If they ever' return—yes," was the, reply. " .If the Petrel. reaches Havana, all on board safe; they may wed there." The face: of the listener grew deathly pale, and he glanced from the men. to the Petrel, whose bright sales were beginning to fill. 64 There she goes," exclaimed Dott Farland. "May the wind and the waves send them to the bottom of the sea." " Yes, and the 'girl he is taking with him. Come, Dott, let us drink to his destruction." The men walked away, leaving the man who had sent the sailor on board the Petrel standing alone. Ills eyes seemed ready to start from their sockets as he gazed at the vessel slowly moving out. and all at once these words fell from his lips : " Heavens 1 what have I donei? Lottie is on the, ship, and I have hired a man to send it to the bottom of the seal" Ile watched the Petrel till her sails were no longer visible, then turned away with an oath on his lips, and flung himself into a chair in the law office where he had made the villain ous compact. * * ".flow do you like your men 2" The question addressed to Red wood Morton, fell from the captain's lips after the Petrel had got well to sea. " Indeed, I have not noticed them," was the owner's reply. " But I trusted to your judgment, be lieving that it is, in such matters, far superior to mine." . " I 'took the first men who came," said the captain. "One is a thorough soilor, who was in the wreck of the Barbadoes, and the other seems to be more land-lubber than seaman. I almost. wished I haden't shipped him; but he was so sager to go that_ I haden't the heart Ito refuse him. Perhaps weal teach him some salt water lessons on the voyage." Redwood delighted in the -pres ence Lottie King, and did not look after the affairs of the ship, but in trusted such service to his officers', in whom he had' the utmost confi dence • and the Petrel sailed south ward like a swallow. But the pleasure of the voyage was doomed to be broken. - Rough weather set in unexpectedly and gale after gale struck the staunch little ship. She rode proud ly thrOugh the troubled waters, and Myrton declared that he would never sell her if she took them safely to Cuban land. "We cannot be k far from, the coast," he said to the l Petrel's second officer on the third night after the .storm. "If we can but weather the gale till day, all .will be well." " But I fear we cannot, the storm increases every moment, and to add to our.peril, the Petrel is aleak." " Aleak ?"•cried the owner ; " the bark .Petrel aleak in such a storm as this ?" "Aye!" 44 Why did you not tell me be fore?" • " I dared not. Your sweetheart is on board, and-1 could not, Mor ton:" " Great fate 1" exclaimed the owner. "Are we sinking rapidly ?" "Not very rapidly , but - we are liable to go down suddenly." " Methinks I bear the water in the hold now. Wait for another flash , of lightning. There, I saw a long stretch of coast then. "Did you not see it ?" "I thought—" • At that moment the_ captain's voice was heard. "We are going down master 1" he cried. " The coast is not far off: I will lower the boats." " Quick, then 1" cried Morton, and sprang .towards Lottie King's state room. "Bertha Walker's curse!" he ejaculated. " I never thought it would be heard." A minute *fterwards he reappeared on deck with Lottie in his arms. The lightning, flashing every min ute, revealed the pale faces of the crew, and the first boat dropped over the straining Petrel's side. "We have been scuttled, master,'' the captain-said, coming up sudden ly. " One of the new men did it— the sailor, I think." "Where are they ?" "The sailor is missing; there stands the-other--the landsman." Redwood Morton looked at -the person designated by the captain, and a gleam of astonishment lit up his eyes. "Watch him." he said to - his offi cer. "1- will first gee. Lottie in the boat." . - He saw the woman he loved de posited in the boat that rocked on the billows at the Petrel's side, and was about to reaseend to the deck when the ship was suddenly torn away, and the next flash revealeld her settling. =MBE .:iie .. ' . . - - " ..t ' f ' ^ ''' 1 /- ..f.r.::: • ..-:,- -. . , 1 , :' , 11.i" ,- ,t ~,...11.i.,. ~, - .;"41-t117. ..,,,,' '.' • ' - '. 2"..,. . .. . .. i zl'! . .. .'.f..: :. ... ' \,.... i ~ ' T... : ' . .. :?;',” ~.'... ; .t..,1; . .1,..:1 '...,. ~.' . 7 ? '-',.. . r • .. 'fi 1 tlij; 7 ~ I :_y. _ •, ' :_;q 71-' , „ BEGAIIDLEBB or nammownor; no ANY Qumran., The master saw. the 'hada ialtover her, and the men loitering themedeca by the chides Cad ropee. "I+9okjOtier,l, 144delilY bewlit, the peraot► who re* mains on deck I" • " I see," said the girt.. 46 Why does he - not try to tWei3` ?" "Cherished plans mai.:lllt. ~_ . That person is.'Bertha Walker!" . ' "No, no, ,Redwood I" cried Lottie. "Surely she . would not lollUlr you in such attire!" "For vengesinp3 - what 'NM not a maddenid woman. dor But, lookl see how the Patrel> lurches! • - Hark 1 kpiereing Cry came 4rier the sea, the person on deck ittaggekoid back, and the ship'fellover on.; be; aide., "It -was -Bertha- Walker-I Her maw scuttled the' vessel," said 'tor. ton, as his'men began to pull away. Through the ' storm !arid was gaiaed, it proved to be the coait of COS. ' • The next morning several pieces of the wreck drifted ashore, and to one clung the dead body of—Bertha Walker IP -- . Lottie dressed her for the grave, and kissed tbe band that might have sent her teithe other world. Redw,ood Morton believed - that the revengeful woman bad ; planned the scuttling of the ship, if, indeed, she was not an actual participant ; but she knew nothing of ithe dastardly deed.. She was following ; the owner for the purpose of wreaking her're• venge in some other mannet!; but the . work .of Morton's unknown rival baffled her. • - On Cubian soil, with flowers over her, sleeps the schemer who hated Redwood Morton, and in a happy home in the Qua ker'' City; Lottie, now Mrs. Morton, tells her boys about the wreck of the Petrel. But the name of the., - tuan who sunk her may never be known. Dott Parland, the poet, fled when he heard of the escape of the man he bated, and -a manuscript found on Bertha Walker's grave told that he had visited it. ' • _ OBILD-LITE ON THE AMAZONS. Mr. Herbert U. Smit h , writing in Scribner of "An Indian Village in the Amazon," thus describes a very interesting phase of tropical life : Child-life here is an -exceedingly curious study;- the litne quiet crea tures 'ore. so different from otteromp. lag American boys and girls. They get few caresses and give none ; mother-love is mechanical ; there is nothing of that overflow of tender ness, that constant watchful care that sheds such a halo around our hoMes. The babies vegetated in their steady brown fashion, seldom crying or laughing, but lying all day in their himmock cradles and watch- ing everything around them with keen eyes. As soon as .the little boys and girls can toddle about"they. are left pretty much to their own re- sources, tumbling up the back-stairs of life on a diet of mandioca meal and fish. The parents seldom pun ish their children, for they are very docile ; when they do, the little ones pucker up their mouths and look sul len, but do not cry. Pleasure' is ex pressed by a smile—among the little girls very often by a broad grin, with abundant show of teeth—but an articulath laugh is a rarity. . It is interesting to watch how the mental traits of the race appear even in the young babies. If a plaything is given them, they examine it grave ly, for a little while, and then let, it drop. Observe how different this is from a white baby's actions. A bright little six-months'_•old at home has four distinct methods of investi- gation : first, by looking ; second, by touching; then by putting the object in its mouth ' • and finally, by banging it against the floor. The brown nienino just looks; he does not inves tigate at all. An In content to see or hear a thing, without troub ling himself about the whys or wherefores; even such incomprehen sible pursuits as fossil-collecting or butterfly catching, or sketching, pro voke hardly any curriosity. The people look on quietly, sometimes asking a question or two, but soon dismissing the subject from their minds, as something they are inca pable of understanding. 'With all the crowding to see the lady of our party, hardly a person asked why she came. So, too, the babies are unam bitious ; they o not cry after pretty colors, or stretch out their hands to a candle. And the men have no ap parent desire to_ better, their lot. They go on = just as their fathers did ; submit to the impositions of the whites, a little sullenly, but without a thought of rebellion, unless there is a white or half-breed to lead them. The children do not care much for playthings ; we rarely see one with a rag doll ; the little boys delight in bows and arrows, but they take thtm as a part of their training. Some times the people have dances, in im itation of the festo sports ; and we hear them humming the waltzes and quadrilles which their quick ears have caujht from the musicians. =As an Indian will paddle steadily all day, while his wife at home hardly ceases her monotonous' ciitton-beat ing, so the little ones have an-inex haustible gift of patience. Where a white child would fret and cry, the brown one sits all day, perfe'ctly still, but watching everything around him. To see a littlelndian boy in a canoe, you would say that nothing of him was alive but his eyes. 1. • Park Coneipondeat Chicago Times. Among the first disenclumtiaents of . a visit , to France is the almost total absence of that exquisite "po liteness " which the Anglo-Salon is apt to associate with the Gallic character: The lip politeness of the country is marked, but a Frenchman, and more especially a . Frenchwoman, can utter the single word "pardon" with a subtle mingling of impatience, weariness, contempt, exasperation and hatred that incites the most placid to murder. The biggest oath that everfilled,a Kansas rough's vo enbnlary never began to express the combined chaineteristies of "cussed ness" so fully as this one prolonged biting - politeness—p-a-r-don. The _ - ''i. - I . ft _ -:5•:,,,.i;,, .t;J: c NUE -;:,.i' ,:t,:_ 1. - ...a' . . . prbiz(o:l;ipiyip3/40 - .: 1 1 t r . "IT 'Ol BM BIM MIME Trench tongue is 'not' rich In es. plettVes, and I am convinced 'that thinisthe reason When "le much of the, devil can ep* in .one word, what teed for more . 7 It would be a mere waste Of breat Nor can tbe 'stringer keep himself aloof from thiist evidences 'of Gallic ill humor. In is country ,of atrangers one must with the strangers. ; ln almost 1113 Y country I know of a . restion in the streetis Civilly answered ; in the I majority of clues Oil Frenchmen :either answer shOrtlY that he doesn't know, or pinyon by with .a cool stare: Like the German he will Stare a weman out of countenance and block up the narrow sidewalk to dolt, making the object of his: ad miration. go in the gutter. The Ainerican may be thoughtless, but he is never wanton in his rudeness. The'Englishman maybe cold, but he never goes' out of his way to make fellow-traveler, lodger, or 'neighbor at table, wretched and. uncomforta ble. These things, however, from long eaperience, I am convinced "that the Frenchman does from what we should call "pure cussedness." :/%3:41444:4;i4firrmq0);(1 Fernegton Hawkey'. Don't judge a man by his clothes. Can you tell what the circus is going to be hke, by looking at , the Italian sunset pictures on the fence? Do you value 21 t u rkey for its plumage? And isn't the skin of a mink the most, and indeed, the only valuable part of him ? There be men, fair to look up on, who wander up • and down this country, and sit in the coolest places on the hotel piazzas, who are afray ed in fine linens and cardinal seeks, and who have to hold their band over their scarf pin when they want to see the moonlight, Who, unassisted and unprcimpted, do not possess the di's cretion to come in when it rains, and don't Snow enough to punch a hole in the snow with an umbrella. New, soft snow, at ; hat, without any crust on it. Now and then, soL, before you are as old as lilethusaleh, you will meet man who wears a hat that is worth twice as much as the bead it ivers. On the other hand - don't fall into the error of believing that all the goodness; and honesty, and in telligence in the world goes about in shreds and patches. We have seen A tramp dressed in more rags than you could rake out of tie family rag bag, and more dirt and hair on him than would suffice to protect a horse, who would step up to the ' front door and demand three kinds of cake, half a . pie, some black • coffee and vanilla ice cream, and - then. steal every movable thing the yard, kill the dog, choke up . . the pump with sand, tramp on the pansy bed and girdle the cherry trees because; he couldn't carry them away. Good clothes are cr bad, son, they ,dare never an infallible index to a 'man that is in them. SONE LITTLE THINGS 'MARRED BY EXPERIENCE. If your coal fire is low, throw on a tablespoonful of salt, and it will help it very much. A little ginger put in to sausage meat improves the flavor. In icing cakes, dip the knife frequent ly into cold water. In boiling meat for soup, use cold water to extract the juices. If the meat is wanted for itself alone, plunge in boiling water at once. You can get' a bottle or barrel of oil off any carpet or woolen stuff by applying dry buckwheat flour plentifully and faithfully. Neverput water in such a grepse spot, or liquid of any kind. Broil steak without salting. Salt , draws the juices in cooking; it is desirable to keep these in if possible. Cook over a hot fire, turning frequently, searing on both, sides. Place on a platter; salt and peper to taste. Beef having a tend ency to be tough can be made very palatable by .stewing',. gently for two hours, with pepper and salt, taking out about a pint of the liquor when half done, and letting. the rest boil into the y meat. Brown - the meat in a pot. After taking 'up, make a gravy of the pint of liquor saved. A small piece of charcoal in the pot with boiling, cabbage removes the smell. Clean oil cloths with milk and water; a brush and soap will ruin them. Tumblers that have had milk in them should never be put in hot water. A spoonful of stewed toma toes in the gravy of either roasted or fried meats is an improvement. The akin of a boiled egg is the most effi cacious remedy that can be applied WA. boil. Peel it carefully, Wet and apply it to part affected. It will draw off the matter and relieve the soreness in a few hours. SABSAPABtLLA•" Detroit Frees. Yesterday afternoon a- red-faced young man belonging to an excur sion party , called into a Woodward avenue drugstore and softly asked the soda-fountain boy if he was out quay particular kind of syrup. The boy made an investigation and re plied : "We are out 4 - ( 4 . Sarsaparilla, but—" "That's all, right—all right—you wait a minute,"-interrupted the young man, and away he went. The boy took the empty reservoit% from the fountain and replacedlt, and in two minutes the young man returned with his girl and four 'other people, evidently all friends. Walk ing up to the fountain, he said : "I am going to take sarsaparilla in mine, because the doctors all re commended it, and if he hasn't got any sarsaparilla I won't take noth ing. What do you say?" " Oh, we wilt take the same," they replied. • The -young man began to smile, and his left eye began to draw down butwhat was his horror to see the boy draw oft six glasses in succession and push them to the front, where they were eagerly drained' of their , contents! He tried to give the boy a ok of mingled hate and murderous bnt the lad was oto busy - to seelt. Be felt in all his pockets brought up watch-keys, pennies and ,peanuts, and finally laid down twenty-seven cents and whispered to the boy: • That takes my pile, and if I ever catch you outside of town I'll lick yolk to death!" I -1';, ; 71 •', 5,4 it\ I MO ir LOST LOVE r 7,4 heart oklhi simplest, miens; • Is a mystery seeivesk4l. hod the !eve that seems trs►epers►t Is meet hopelessly, ocaes,sloxl. We tare not Carlow, 'while we have It, . We know not of love till *lfs lost; We matter Ito lommtues btossl•baudiol, 'Nor met= the ultimo** cost. am: A hand emu forth from the shadows— ; . ♦ Mock that I know of old— Thst amid mown the gloonikst (mattes liirlth In WOW* of sold ♦nd i think torvi est bind oolvving. That erased but to lie In wise, "Oft toot noltopotient /*rare. Or toond no responsive sips. - And from loader panted mares . , I otebtbeekr, wistful look, - Bo Hafdly. mutely jealous ' - Of the 10TO that Iph my book ; And li 014 tea well remember - , . How 1 chafed at the dumb reproach, And swore that ho thought of woman Should en my 'ladies encroach. i ,!. Wasi I, blind, or sad, or bat heartless? 4 The face and the band are gone, The light of my life has vanished, lam utterly ihme.: - ' The brain that her glances hindled Is blighted, and dead, and chilled, And the gorgeous dreams of the future Can never more be Ivied ass man sae Is selfish, Sao loved In amoman's way ; And man's lave compared with a woman's Is as duiness unto day. As a ipendttalft scatters bla birthright, I wasted the dower she• gave. And too late I and my ambition Hay followed her Into the grave. —gas kl•asefeeo Naos Ldter. A ram. THAT 18 TO BE . MADE TO -YIELD A MILLION DOLLARS A YEAR. Mateo Times. _ _ This morning I paid a visit to the . Dalrymple farm, situated eighteen miles west of Fargo, D. T. The es tate embraces 100,000 acres, owned ' by Mr. Dalrymple, of St. Paul, Ger. George W. Cass, of New York, B. P. Cheney, of Boston, and J.L..Granin, of Pennsylvania. The Grand Divi sion, consisting of 40,000 acres, is situated on Goose river, thiity miles south of Fargo, and apart from 'the other divisions. S 0 far operations on the farm have been confined chief ly to wheat growing. The farm is managed with something of the system that is employed in directing the operations of an army. It is cut up into divisions of 2,00, acres each, and these are managed by experienc ed superintendents and foremen, the finances of each division being brought under a regular and sepa rate system of book-keeping. ' Mr. Dalrymple is generally master of the whole. The area of ground under crop this year is 13,000 acres. Next year the area will be increased to 20,000 acres. The spring wheat was sown the latter part of March and, the fore part of April. The first of it was cut July 25th, and twelve days after that the work of the reapers had been fin ished, and miles upon miles of wheat shocks covered the plains. In bring ing this crop to perfection, Mr. Dal rymple has employed nearly 500 head of horses and mules, 80 broad cast 8i feet seed-sewers, 160.14-inch plows, 200' steel-pointed harrows, 15 40-inch cylinder threshers and clean ers, 15 10-horse-power steam engines, 80 self el -bindinfr reapers, and a force of about 400 men. These 80 ma chines, when in motion, cut and bound with wire, 1,000 large bundles every minute. Threshing was begun a few days ago, and, as I stood in the midst of this stubble plain today, and watch ed the smoke curling up from steam machines miles upon miles ; away, and fancied that they looked as ves sels look when steaming far out over the lake in front of Chicago, I thought' to myself what a magnificent " desert, this is ! Near by me was a sulk rintendent who was talking through a telephone with another su- , perintendent some three miles away. Near him sat an operator, who was sending a dispatch to another part of the farm. Mr. Dalrymple said that be expect ed the yield to average twenty-five bushels per acre, which would give a total of 325,000 bushels,' worth just that many thousand clonal* tiro thirds of which would be net profit. It is all No. 1 wheat, and Mr. Dal rymple. said he bad just decliined an offer by the Millers' Ass'ociatiort of 'Minneapolis of 92 cents. per bushel ' for 80,000 bushels. He is shipping from his farm to Duluth, and thence to New York, twenty cars of wheat every day. • My astonishment at what I bad seen was nothing compared with that which I experienced upon being told by Mr. Dalrymple . that it was his purpose to carry for ward the development of his Arm until he shall have put 40,000. acres under - the plow, and brought his yearly production of wheat up to a round million bushels. Dalrymple's is not the only' large farm. herea bouts. • There are at least a half doz en others, which number froth 1,000 to 2,000 acres under cultivation. The number of farms embracing from 100 to 400 acres under cultivation is very large. 1110:f1,14017PO:ftliimiall Blaekwood'a Magazine These towers are structures about thirty feet high, and the iame in di ameter. The first ten feet arc of solid stone structure, the upper hollow, and capable of holding fifteen or twenty men, the whole loopheled and roofed in ; above the roof I a look-out bal cony. The only entrance is a small doorway above. the stone substruct-- ure, approached either by a ladder or a single piece of rope, which, wile the tower is occupied, is drawn up. Scattered round the towers are the huts or cave-dwellings of the people. The huts, _surrounded generally by lciw earthen walls, resemble those all over upper. India—earthen walls and fiat, toud-covered roofs some twenty feet long, ten or twelve broad, and six high. Sometimes they are longer and divided into apartments, in lone of which the cows and butl'aloes are housed, though quite as often they occupy the same apartment as their owners. Their portion is - generally anything but clean ; the portion. oc cupied 'by the family is swept oat daily by the womsn„ _who, as:a rule, =I =NM 01.00 Deis AnflUln In 411dirannii, do not: only all the domestic work, but a good portion of outside duty also.'; The only farniture consists of two or three small bedsteads covered with, string, .on which lie ..:i.iunbled some dirty quilts or blankets; in one corner some seed-cases, covered With a coating of. mud, contained . the grain for .dally *Use, and for the next sowing season; a small stool or two, and some Spinning-wheels, at which the women sit when at leisure, . which is seldom; a few ghurras, earthen vessels, holding water or buttermilk, and used as cooking-pots. In one corner, or in the centre of the room, lies a heap of ashes or a wood lire, on which the cooking is done,the smoke of wbich, having no outlets, blackens walls and.ralters, on which hung the warlike implements of the lords of the mansion. 93A-LUTHIG THE BRIDE." . Detroit free Press. There was a marriage at the "np• per end oflhe Detroit, Lansing and . blorthern road the other day. A great big chap, almost able to throw a ear load of lumber off the tract, fell in love with a widow who was cooking for the , hands in the saw mill, and after a week's-acquaintance they were married. The boys around the mill 'lent William three calico shirts, a dress coat and a pair of white pants, and, chippe•l in a purse of about $2O, and the couple started for Detroit on a bridal tour within an :b lour after being married. - " This.'ere lady," explained Will iam as the conductor came along.for tickets, "are my bride. Just spliced ilfty-six minutes ago. Cost $2.00, but di rn the cost. She's a lily of the valley, Mary, and I'm the tight bow er in a new. pack of keerds: Con dieter, sa-lute the bride!" The conductor hesitated. The widow had freckles - and wrinkles and a turned-up nose, and kissing the bride was no gratification. . "Conductor, sa-lute . the bride or look out for tornadoes!" continued William as 'rose he 'up and sheclAts coat. • The conductor sa-luted. It was the best thing he could do just then. "I never 'did- try to put on -style before," muttered William, " but I'm bound to see this thing through, if I have to fight all Michigan. These 'ere passengers have got to come up to the chalk, they has." The car was full. William walked down the aisle, waved his hat to command attention and said: . "I've just Been married ; over 'that' sots the bride. Anybody •who wants to.sa-lute the bride kin now' do sp. Anybody who don't want-to, will hey cause to believe that a tree fell on him.!" One by one the men walked up and kissed the wido until v i one was left. He was asleep . '' William reach ed over and I lifted hi into a sitting positionat-one move ent and com manded tu and ed : C 1 - "Ar' ye goin' to . st - over Char' an' kiss the bride.?" ie ' i 1 -... "Blast your bridejand you, too!" ffrowled the passeng, r. . William* drew kiin over the bask of the seat, laid (him down on the aisle, tied: his legs In a knot and was making a bundle of him just of a size to . go through Ihe window, when he caved and went over to sa-lute. • "Now, then," said William, as he put on his cast, "this bridle tower will be resumed as usual, and if Mary and me squeeze hands or get . ti:o lay ing heads on each other's shoulders, I shall demand to know who hared about it, and I'll make him e-magine that I'm a hull boom full of the big : gest kind of saw-logs, an' more comin' down on the rise. Now, Mary, hitch along 'an let me get. my arm around ye!" Detroit rresit " Genlen," Said Brother Gardner, as he laid down his stick of licorice and stood up," I war ober to de Wid der Smith's,de odder mornin' to see if she could lend my. ole woinan,her washboard next day, an' de. widder she spoke up an' said 3lisser Gard ner, dis world am all's sham.' I.war in de co'ner grocery de nex' day, an' de grocer he hove a sigh as - - big as my fist as be leaned ober de - counter and said : Misser Gardner, dis ,world,ani all a sham.' 1 was blackin' a stove for de doctah down on de co'ner below, dat same day, _an' when I got frees wid de Sub, he drop. ped a quarter inter my hand, an' softly whispered : 'Baader Gardner dis world am all a sham.' Now, gem'len, all dat talk am, el'ar bosh. De world am all right. Who says de hoss am a sham? Who says dat de cow an' mule an' dog an' cat am shanis? De man who falls down finds solid bizness. De man' who buys codfish doan' ,get mutton-chops. When I ax for 'tanker, dey doan' gin me silk. once in .a while we frow a boot-jack at a cat ari' hit.nuf fin but ,an ashlbarrel; but de world in 'gineral am plenty. -- good 'null for de kin' of peotffe • Who put in dere time heat . De `. man who scratches his back agin de - city hall will tell you dat ,de world am all a sham.- De chap whose wife supports him by washin' an' sewin'. feels dat de world am sham all ober.- De nood lehead, who sots out captur' de phb lic wid a little cane an' a good deal of brass, is no sooner stepped - on dan he cries out., ' Sham!' tilti ye can't rest. _I doan' want to hear dat 'spreshun aroun' heap, kase it won't go down wid men who work ten hours a day and pay 'deli honest debts." en Ca - EATIori is the work of God alone. It Must be so. 'if any doubt it, let us bid them make the effort to- Create Lthe small est object: The -potter plami his clay upon the wheel, and shapes it_ after his own pleasure; he fashions' the vase, but he is not the creator of It. The clay was there brforchand ;he does but change its shape, Will any man who thinks he can play the creator produce a single grain of dust? • Call now, and *see if -there,he any that will answer - thee—call into nothing -nem and bid a grain of duatto appear at thy bidding. It cannot be. _Now, inas much as Paul declares the Christian man to be a new creature, it is proven that the Christian man is the work or - God, and the work of - God alone. ‘. 4 Which were born, not of blood, nor of the will of the flesh, nor of the will of mitt--but of a°d'" ;.-Spurgeon.) ME NUMBER 8 ALL - A-SHAM. TEE Aron 01 NATURE. 4 , ican Impoke*lorst.- , +.E•rki*Poiligifts ONVWS4II ISM , * To one beijoy she ishilsters, Tonne institutor psis, Or. - • groyne drops thee twined In one Until their chevrons" use ts does. Where want kaa dieendithe earth to dusk ;"_:- •i Alt beitioche gsicbeek; . ....AilkcolonA9l.oo.4l44o4.ienot,_ ... • „ .• To testlibe lumpy sad - the Tesk t' Hitt of 001114110dd . Her sane the thihtglikat pleat, yield& She walks the Antes that maidens trail , Have trodden sines the nights of 014- "n modes not Omagh tbe ellty Ilettaet ate eboa es hidden VIC They wave as o'er the virgin snow's : Yet to bet itip elf peaks glows. -li e. " &pod* a/ iltbrrett BINDOO EIDUROCM Lazy as we are want, to. the Orientals, many of the "matches against time " achieved by them may bear comparison with the best of these now pending among ourselves. An Arab donkey boy will go at a run -- ill the'aray from Carlo to the Pyra mids and back agaii3, without any visible signs of fatigue. A Sikab dis patch bearer will scamper through miles of jungle in the dark with a. heavy bag on• his shoulders, shak ing a bunch of metal rings to scare away the tiger and the hyena. • Four meagre Ilindeos,,- who appear barely able to carry a luind-bag, will take a heavy palanquin, containing an omeer and all his belongings, over the ground at a smart trot for hours to- gether. Even more. marvelous are the achivements of the Persian shatirs (professional couriers), who trained froin their.very childhood to feats:of strength and activity, daily, accom plish distances bordering" ppon the incredible. .Not many years ago one -of these men reached Teheran fully r two hours before his appointed time, having covered an immenise tract of , country la fourteen hours or almost in ssant running ; ' but his chief, so , Vein praising him,simply renter , ‘.S . Could you. not have done it in%welvef" and. on his feturn journey ,the indomitable man actuly did o. The occupation is a dangerous 'one, not only (rod" the extraordinary exertions which it - demands, but alto from the fact of runners being so tightly girded that a fall or even a stumble would be cer tain death. Persian chronicles re late that a certain native Prince once . promised his daughter to any man who would keep up with his chariol all'the way from Teheran to Ispaban. A celebrated shatir undertook the task. and held his own: till the gate of Ispshan was full in view,. when the Shah, alarmed at the prospect of having to make good his rash prom ise; let, fall his whip. The runner, knowing that, it• would cost him his life to stoop, contrived to pick it up with his feet. • The treacherous mon arch then dropped his ring, when the . shatir, seeing that' his fate was seal- ed, exclaimed -reproachfully, " Ohl King, you have brokeni your faith, but I am true to mine I" picked-up the ring and fell deat h on the spot. • _ _._ rum FACT AND FACJETIL. " WREN is a man a coward,?" asked teacher.c " When he runs away from a cow," answered .a pupil. " ONE of the lost tarts'!" said a scholar, picking up a cherry pie in the street.-- Steubenville Herald. , = BY these things examine yourself. By' whose rule ain' I acting . ; in whose strength ; iu whose name ; in what spirit ; to what end ; for whose glory 2 - No matter bow many of our laden ships may come safely , into port, that one which was lost at sea will always seem to us to have.farried the richest cargo. • There, cannot be named a single pur suit or enterprise of human beings, •in which there is so little possibility offail ure as in praying for sanctification. i• WuonfEn would be sustained by the hand of God, let• him constantly lean tipon it"; - whoever Would' be defended- by it let him patiently i ‘ repose himself under it. - hour with Oh . ris - t is worth an eter nity of all the earth's joys, and communi on with him is the best, the surest, and, ' the most ecitatie fciretaste of the bliss of heaven. • "Ann we undeveloped lunatics?" asks the Albany Times. Good gracious, _sir cheer up. We have no doubt you are just as much deyeloped as anybody.--Buffalo Expres*. OVERCOME anger . by. love; overcome greed by liberality ; overcome falSebood by truth, overcome evil by good. Hatred never ceases by hatred, bat by love. "This_ is an old rule. -Tar, divine providence of thee Lord et tends to the most singular things of the life of man ; for there is only one fountain of life, which is the Lord,, from which we are, live and act. FAME iS not won on downy plumes nor under canopies; the man who consumes his days without obtaining it, leaves such marks of himself on earth as smoke in air or foam on water. REPOSE and cheerfulness are the badge g ‘ of the gentleman—repose in energy. i o Greek battle pieces_ are calm ; the heroes, in whatever violent action engaged, re. tain a serene aspect. ' 7 1..1...; "TnEsE sons belono to me and this wealth belongs to no 1" With 'sueh thoughts .afool Wtormented. lie himself does net belong to himself; how much less sons and wealth ! A 11.4. x went into a restaurant the other day and asked fora dezen oysters. The polite waiter asked bun how he would like to have them dressed. "Dreised !" exclaimed the fallow, "hang it; I don't want 'em dressed at all. I want 'em nak ed, and don't you forget t." A mal.s out West recently looked down the muzzld of his rifle, and at once took his departure for the summer land. In stead of putting the epitaph on his tomb stone of "Didn't know," etc., they inscrib ed it-" Gunned to glory."—Bradford Era. "WHAT killed Cleopatra?" visited the professor, "The bite hofhsusp;" said the boy from Liverpool. "Land t" ex claimed the boy from Liverpool, "what if bad sot down on the staple?" Prolong-. Prolong-. ed and .vociferous silence.—Burlington Haerkeye. "A kiss," said young Charles, "Is a noun, we al . low; But tell me, my dear, Is - It proper or common P. , Lovely Mary blushed deep and exclaimed, " Why, j I To*, I think that a kiss Is both proper and common:. TN . 4I darkies were vaunting their cour age. " I isn't feared_enothire, I inn !" saki one. "Den (reckon you isn't 'teak= ed to loan me a dollah4" "" No, Julius, I isn't 'feared to loan yOu a dollah ; but. I does bate to part wid an ole . fren' foreb ber 1"--Knoxville Tribune. ' • " HEBB," said the fanner, as be exhib ited a broken jar to the manufacturer, " I packed this jar full of butter , and the jar split from-top--to r bottom, Perhaps you can explain the phenomenon?" "Ohl yes, I can," was the ready_ reply ; " the butter was, strongerthan the jar."—Syr acme Times. A WESTBUS boy thought his -znothe was praying overlong the othet mornin ' and he said : Oh, mother ! there'sa haw over the hens." The oil lady brough her desetious to a iponitry standard of measurement iii.double-quick time, then .sprang to her feet with " Arnim ! Out yees, .Thomas, and save thim him" Oda namesake of Portland, tells of as old fanner who, having eaten an oyster stew for the taut time, said : "I liked the houp pretty well ; bu t didn't like them pollywogs." This recalls the story of the Hoosier who lunched with General Jack son, and bad, among other things, cham pagne - and olives. - "General.' he said, slapping the old hem outhe back, ." I like, your cider ; but d—h your :pickles." — Boston Transcript, • El