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ATTm: N LI" AT-I.Aw, noWANDA. = OVERTON & SANDERSON, ATTIM:NEY-AT-LAW, TOW AN n A, PA. E. 11\•ERTON..) it W . IL JESSUP, ATTOUN E' AND CuUNsELL4III-AT-LAW, 31ONTIIthif.'. PA deisup haring resumed the practice of the in Northern Pennqyivanla, will attend to any hn,ine , s intrieded to blot In Bradford county. •r. , etc wis1,1111: to conr•ult hint,can call ou 11. ti-.q.; Towanda" when an appolultnetit be 1n31e.. HENRY STREETER, ATTORNEY AND eorNSF:LLOII-AT-LAW, =EIRMI 1" AMES WOOD, NEY-_\T-LAW, TOWANDA, Pt. MEM --' L. A TT111: N };Y-AT-LAW, Tow.ANDA„P_A. -- : - ,IF. GOFF, _.`:' J• ATTOIZNEY-AT-LAw, ,tri•i•t (4. di.. n , A . :11 or IV tak't 11.4:so). To r...kprit 1577. Yr 11. TIioMPSON, ATTORNEY • 1T LAW, I . A. WtllBttrad t Itroaf..rd, hcYt and otittlivs. (.111.:t, with 1; 1 ANGLE. I). S - ILANICAL DENTIST S 7_ ,:l tu-zoN ...•:. A TT. •11 EYLAW Towar,l3, l'a. tr:Lcr r i:ara••u •Trary.Main-'I, G. F.ll ‘,4, - 3: 4 I ISBEEE Lcz SON. sT-I.‘w; ToWAN DA, l'A. N. I:. tt.,,,T.:ERF.. .' !S Y- ri4\ I,y by :3•1‘1..,.1-7•L - .kTTORNI:Y....T-T. kw, l'A. =ME 7 1 lIN W. MIX, {:t , S:N EY-AT-1. A,!. V. I= .:r e care \ AVIES (fti W. 111) /1 6 1. - ' , "E. ..roWANDA. PA NM 1 AND)IEW WI I,T, MEI ArTORN r AW ~ ver T Dryt,e. Store r;t. 20.,y irt i:et :Apri: !Z. AA J. J. YOUNG, I:=E1113111 TOW AN PA ,I;—r ,patti of t9r Firtt :II ~:sir MOE WILLIAMS ANGLE, F..—F.,rl,ll,r'y e AVatl:l::s lIIMEBM3EB=I AI 1•:LI., A FT 'f:,I:Y-AT•L•AW I ,, AVANDA. VA MEE lIMI .:Xi~;LL ;L CALIFF, Mil En P.k , 4.1, ‘.ate Jr the First m. AA - 1)01)1;1711N, Physi ,:ncts over 4 ). N. Innfle!' 4 I - _ r P,. KELLY. DENTl:T.—Otlice o, NC. I:. I. •. ~./: ana M=I!MVMS=Si ' 1 P P kyNI: - .17 v. • !.P.ire l L• , ::rs fn•r:~ 1•• M. ,In•Viai ....7 f. ME W. RYAN, • :X.- I=l ".• t.' n.,rtt Turner I ru.-; I If. PEST, 1, - • ft 1 1 A N 0 3: 1.7 eI I C, t+•r terra, 1 =ME (1 S. RUSSELL'S GENENAL INSURAN'bE AGENCY IMO itsT ,NATIONA4•BAN4i, O •VANDA, PA llMlollinti LC' FUND 1:.t:lk onrs nnu.kual facilities fpr Mu trans- 4..• •a g.:11C7-1.1 tanking i 2 lieSS H:. Aril 1. 1A.7.9 OIL'FiTER 13AV AN!) erI:.I•EAN 110 USE.—A few doers inutbef *:. !,y'the day or week-Go r - I , rMk. Warta ee-al s .>erve.l at al 110.1ys .•.r. at vihr.tc,aie ai44l ,febt'l7.. 11 - ICLE HOTEL, 4J CF?1"7:1 SIDY. 1 , t 2 1:1.1C SCirSRE..) TI 014. !Irmo boa, l;ac beer.' thernaghly rer.- IltrouOinut, •th.e proprie "l4, fir‹.-clase, acronano , l4- '' • Z 4, tle, pulote. GU the. ftio , 4t. tenns. E. A. JENNINC S. ,:knzla. l'a.. May t. 1•••75. TIEN \ II)." HOUSE, (ioN TUC ErII6rEAN rLAN,) , _! , I:NER !LAIN & WASHINtiTON STREETS TowANDA, coin:nod:one and elegantly-furnkhe4l ha: just he..n ope:.e.l to the [roselike pifolir, T're proprietor Lel: bar I , 3ifib nor eximn , o maktrig hts hotel first-c!a.s_lo reFpectfT,dly c,Hcl s t s_hare of [4.J:it! 1. - cr..uage... MEAL!, AT ALT. II Terms the. thous. Large statile attached. WM. If ENI.[Y, PuorgiETOlL. . Tuwanda, COODRICH & HITCHCOCK. Publishers. VOLUME XXXIX. . - Out or the clover and blue-eyed grass, 1k turned theut into the ricer late.; One after another he let them pa. u., Then fa:dened the meadow bare again 1.71.1er the willow and over the hill, lie patiently followed their sober pace ; The merry whibtle for once was still, And somethluzShowt , ul the funny face. 'BENJ. M. BECK Only a boy I and Ids father had Fuld Ile never could let his youngest go, Two already w'ere lying dead, Under the feet or the trampling foe 1, '7,1 Rut after the ever.ing's work Was And the frogs were loud In the meadow swam] /over Lis thonlder Le:slung lilt gun, And stealthily followed the footpath damp. Across the clover :mil through the wheat, oitN SANDEILSON With resolute heart, awl purpo , e grin], Thonghicohl was the dew on 111. i hurrying feet, And hlt . ;:t lin; bats hitting startled bite. Thrice then Ca.l the-lines !wen while, Atli the orchards sweet with apple-bloom; Awl now when the cows came Lack at Light, The feeb!e !zither drove them hotac. For news ha•l corm to the lonely farm That three wt re . ly:n; sethra two hal lain; And the old man', trt:tuu , ous, pabled arm Could berer lean uu a son'. agate. The se tutivr ,day.g'rew cold and late, He newt for the cows wheh the work teas done But down the lan 7 ,b, :i, he op,nr.l the gate, - He eau'. t hue c,udng, o:.e by one. FL 1. 27, 79 111dik!, "EhOny, Speckle :Ind floss, Shuktog their horns In the vening wiud ; Cropping tlieullt:rcup, out of, the grr..- 1; ut who wai It folhrA tug elute Loosely swang in the idle air The empty slecAT of army-bla:•; .11,1.1.1 worn anti pale. frera the crisping hair, 7.,,eked out a faro that the father knew. MUM Frr :on:et:mos :ia:vu, And y:i•iii ti.ll!e Aad the ,by that c_renc., M'lZ'a a r.44.1,1:y damn gl.•ry way %au The gr....tt te.rrs :Tr:n - 1g to their iteetil.g eyes; 1 , ,,r the heart : L:us; speak Nth: n the lips are dull,h A - Ptt I's CEt.“..11 t.scr.teg •Ltei • !let - feUotted tie c-lttlell,rue. Dr. rratt's :,pr a'utlTay Night `• Fatiler," exclaimed Madeleine Caritim, "ir!wl is ti is sacrifice ilia you demand of me? what it I=IIIIBME nuccssa ry ?" Mr. Carlton smiled, as he placed his arta about' the slender waist of his only, and well-beloNed child.. Saciitice ?'' I.e repeated. " Few w - omen, .my darlin!, Would call it such, were they honored with the choice of Vane I:aline's name and fo: tune—a name old and honored, a fo; Lillie worthy its possessor ; ',and this name, this fortune, with a heart., strong and tender anal true,is laid at my Madeleine's feer, with the earnest prayerrhat she will stoopto Claim it. • But,'.. : and here his tone grew earnest 1N ith a - Tle.eper meaning:. ‘" other rea sons are at stake, my child, which make this acceptance imperative. ;orr- have: t riways been surrounded with Dixuryz--have always known ine as a very rich man, who. prized his w(alth the more that the father's heart need never close - to his- child's appeal. Madeleine, will you now close yours to mine ? I stand to-day on the brink of ruin. Nay, do not start! I have kept back the-knowl edge from . you, until, longer with hell, it must reach you from other lips ; for by to-morrow, unless yon will give yourself to Mr. Faring as his promised bride, I shall be bank rupt. He will then loan me the amount necessary to tide me o'er this crisis, which at the moment 'of 3-our refusal I dare not ask him ; nor would I -urge my cause, did I not feel , it would assure your happiness—did I not know it was bitt a I girl's folly which makes yo u hesitate.llave you . not already heard of the marriage of 1 the man whose inconstancy you thus onourn ? Shall he return to find you still 'weepinq for his faithlessne,s?" " You are right, father!" the girl answered, proudly raising her head: I am weak. I know; P l ait sometimes the thought comes to me that maybe, after all, some mist:ll:4 has occurred —that Jack is po' married, Spite of that fatal announcement in the papers. He loved um so well, he so dreaded !his long separation his lack of for tune made ineesgary, that my faith in him wit: not be killed: and yet— Yet I know him falscl. I am - only . nineteen. papa—think of it! and al ready happiness and I have parted : but you shall not deem lIIC selfish, nor unmindful •of your welfare. I will consent to become Mr. Faring's wife, and-name but one condition. Ile ,must know everything—that I have .no- heart to give him in return for the noble one -12 e others me—that I accept him to save you from inin —that the man I -loved proved false ; I - to me. But tell him, also, that his I fai. - - , cue,-s has shown me his unworth iness; and, U. 10111411 I have buried even his memory, my heare . lies • in his I*rave ; but that to my husband I will prove loyal and true- —will make his Oppiness, my aim—will strive , with all my power to be to him a du- I 'Ufa ; wife., Promise me this, father; (land -your Will shall be obeyed." Mess you,darling! you have my I:Proinise: and in this moment have 1 repaid me-all the years of anxious Watching over my motherless girl.". ( But even as he made the promise, I ';..Mr;e4rltori knew that it could not . i'be 14,eptlinew that Fane Faring. dearly as he loved Madeleine, would not accept her as a sacrifice, nor, spite of the rare .beauty of the out ward image,'have been happy in pos session of its emptiness. . So Fanc learned nothing but that a gracious consent, had been given his suit,and attributing his betrothed's shyness, alMost coldness, to the reti cence of her maidenhood, he reveled in his dream 6r bliss. . The bankellsconfidential interview with him had been satisfactory to both, and left him proud indeed that his wealth thus early could benefit the woman he so passionately loved. It was,-however, a great surprise to learn how frail was the foundation on which stood Mr. t'arpon's prince ly mansion, and a shadow of doubt crossed his anind as he questioned : "Does Madeleine know nothing of this ?"_ - • - I _ BEM MIMEO MERE J. N. c ALIFF 11161103 TOWANDA, PA 61 . 2:5,000 66,000 N. N. BETTS, Cashier, ~_,' ,gority. DEIVING SOME THE COWS. - -K.,t I'. clected (1-afe. Bought at a Price. - - +• :" the -father answered. " I felt sure of ber.answer, and would not - hate her thus perplexed. The 1 ) I •- , t embarrassment is bat temporary, and soon with this aid, tem again ride triumphant on the wayessof prosper ity, and repay you • tenfold for your. generous - . compliance with my I de inands." . - • 1 " I am already repaid a hundred, fold!" the young man exclaimed, grasping the banker's hand, find thinking of - ehe rich prize soon -to be his, little dreaming it bought at a price • So the wedding took place. it was a fray, a brillianCalfair, and though the heart the bride thought dead beat fast and loudly, the glad notes of the orchestra silenced it to all ears save hers, and the marble paleness of her cheek but rendered her loveli ness more perfect. :One thought comforted her, as, with every word spoken•by the min ister, the memory of :another scene (similar to this, yet all unlike, since the man she liked was - t haVe - knelt at her side) seemed pi red before her--ile thought that least. she hail not deceived the noole heart whicir henceforth was to be hel• shel ter. Yet she wondered how, knowing all, his eye could be so bright, his smite so fearless. Six months had passed, and Mi. and'Mrs. Faring were in London— six months of unallorred happiness to him, six months almost of content inent-to her; and sitting this morn ing in her pretty parlor at the Lang hate hotel, reviewing the past and present, recalling the iniunerable acts of tenderest devotion her husband tins showered upon her, it as ttiougl dew from heaven had fallen upon the black plaec - s of her heart, and fresh seed was springing into life. A knock at the door nronscd her. Pane h'el left her, to be absent'some hours on business,• and, determining to deny herself to any visitors, she called : "Come in.!" But glfineing up to receive the card the servant doubtless had brou,ght, he but ushered in a visitor unannounced. then withdrew. Who (laced thus intrude upon her? Ilaugirty surprise was in the glance she bi , nt • upon him, followtd by a sudden I , nlior, as recognition leaped into her eyes. The man made no movement :Tor ward, but stool r&g:trlinli ber,i his arms across his brea,t, with seorn find repr.oach blended' in his glanc, Ile was both young and liiindsonie; and, she - 15r(!he the silence by the low utterance of his . name, something, ill the word told all the story. .llas - ! . for the seed that reilffiref Filch ca re Cul ‘ll u ere it could hltis stun iutn flowers! ".lact:!" she repeated ' • then, intr yinr her face in her Inunis, sank into a chair. " Why—why have you Come here now ?" "It was a nod folly, doubtless, which brought me," he answered ; "AA I have crossed the ocean simply to look again upon yOur fair, false face. Iv-has haunted me all of these months in my dreams; but it has. been the face of an angel. It has tor tured me since I learned the truth, and I said, trill see her. rioubfless its beauty Ices Led. She cannot look ' the same and b .so false,' But oh, my GoYii,! the fatal ma.k you wear is still tint same. I shall hee it before me, sleeping or waking, until I die)" , And, with a groan, the man stag i i , 2 - ered to a seat ; but Madeleine Lad! risen to her feet, and a scarlet spot now burned on either cheek: " flow dare you thus insult me?" she imperiously questioned. " flow dare you hurl back your falseness at m y feet? lam married, Mr. Dow ning; I was itarning to be happy. Leave me to the forgetfulness I had so nearly found :" Not until I understand the eniF- - mjs in which you speak. You, the betrayer, speak of my falsehood. Ex plain your words." " Were ' your wife preent, she would r:4lcler explanation supertlu- Otis." - My zcile: You, the.only woman un Goil's earth whom I have el:cr. loved, speak of my wife to 'me! Are you . a that yo'n should mock me thus You, the wife of another man falA! to nie, Whom you have sc nt a ileiess. houseless, childless, to his gravor' Jack ! Jack !" she pleaded. "Do not deceive me! Did you not, with your - own hand, direct to me the pa per which containcd the ; notice of your marriage ? 1i d . you not thus cruelly-, without one softening word, shatter the vase which held my fair ek hopes ? Did-7 Stop!" ills voice rang through the room, as, rising to his fect,.he now stood facing her. " a Did you ri ,et the letter I sent with that paper --the letter explaining how a merry party of us, starting off with a wed- dial . party, had been confounded by some btupia reporter in the place, until, in the nest day's issue of the paper, I figured as the groom, in place of my cousin Robert I sent `you the paper as a joke, hit the hridegroom took it more seriously, and punished`the poor man severely. But, ph, Madeleine, I looked at it in the light of a foolish piece of fun..and wrote you how, some day, my name wotild indeed' appear in print, with yours beside it!' , "I see it all," the young wife an •swered. "But your letters—who could have withheld them? From that day, I never received one." And you thought me false r Qh, Madeleine, why did you not .wait 1 brought horde the fortune dear to me only because it would do away . with your father's opposition to our marriage, and prove a Worthyigift for yOur, acceptance. I found - 'you. g-onc.;—married ! Sleep forsook my pillow.- I could not rest until I had seen you, and learned from your lips the truth." "The filial truth!" she gasped, in answer. "But now, Jack, you must leave me. The man I have married is good and true and noble. Ere I became.his wife, my father told him all—of my early love—of my broken heart—and how - I had but duty and respect to oter WM. But he took me even thus.; nay, pore.:—repaired my father's shaken.kirtunes by a generous loan, which has turned the tide of wealth intQnis coffers, and has ut-. , ,) r , tc,,lti 1 / 11 , , TOWANDA, BRADFORD COUNTY, PA., THURSDAY MORNING, MAY 29, 1879. tered no word of reproach to me .in all these monthS / - until—until I had alznOst learned to lore him." 46 il/moFtl" Alas for the one word, which rang like a knell in the ears of the man who ha&ientered through his own dressing-room, paralyzed with emotion, an unSpen listener to all. Ile now saw it 411 7 .-all his Blind ness. Yet she had.filmost learned to love him. " Bless her I" lie murmured, to, with a pallid..face and a great groan, he noiselessly retreated as he bad' come, and Wended his way out into the foggy streets of London ; " slie gave me ker • duty—l will . oive her back the happiness I so neatlY wreck ed." ' „' It wai — i . .strange impulse which took Pane Faring, that morning, in to his lawyer's oilice,•and led him to re-word his will, so that all he had was given unconditionally to his young wife, coupled with a hope that she should not remain widowed for his sake. But the . expression of his face changed, and grew hard and stern, 'as he penned line - atter line of . a let ter, which he-sealed and addressed to Iloaer Cadton, Esquire—Madeleine's father. - • A few hours late'', there was great' excitement in the Longhapa A bride of six months was soon to be widowed. The gentleman, through some strange carelessness, had lien thrown down by a powerful team of horses, into whoic path, were not the idea absurd, he would seem to have thrown himself, but doubtless the fog decei red him. In one quiet chamber the wounded man lies, and in his eyes is only love unutterable for the young 'Wife who bends so tenderly over him. My darling, you have made me very happy!" he says, brokenly. "In time—in time I ntigl . ll have taught you evea to love me,!" Alia with these words he dies Madeleine finds a true friend, a 1 faithful helper, in "the sad rites that follow, in the young• man who has forgotten his own selfish hopes in the very overthrow of their only obstacle. The will and its conditions, maie on the- .very -flay of Fine Farin e ,kis death, men call a coincidence ; Lut one, reading the letter penned that day from the dea'.l man's hand, knows it otherwie, and the letter falls from his trembling grasp, while a great wave of agony sweeps across his face, as, in God's book, he sees his name written as Vane Faring's murderer! • But Mad el mourning faithfully the true heart whose nobility she had learned to kaoT so well, once 'again listens to.vows of love her heart re echoes, until, sonic -three years-later, Jack Downinws long-suflering•ls re warded, and Madeleine's But at the'wedding feast, where all is joy and brightness, one alone, of that assemblage, raising their glasses to their lips to drink health to the hrlite, sees written on the wall, in letters of fire—" Bbught at a Price!" OUR - WESTERN LETTER. ocapr. CLTY. Kamat, May 72, -1.579 Mn. EinTon: Osage City. is a inin 1110* town. located 33 miles southwest of Topeka, on the A., T. S. F. R. 11., and contains a population of fit* , teen hundred or two thousand. It is like all other mining towns—does a considerable buiness, but a cheap class of housei. There.arq more new buildings in sight than in any town I have seen in the West. New build ings are going up in all• parts of the city, but they . are of a cheap class, being all wood. The country about it 1...0ks fine; still, the soil is not as productive as outside of the coal belt. The veinof coal runs under the eity ; coal shafts can be seen all about., There are but few buildings - of note in the place. The Osage City Sav ings Bank is a brick structure; other business houses being either.of Wood or stone. They. have :the - .Kansas school house here, as elsewhere,cost ing from fifteen thousand to twenty thousand dollars. I passed over the country from Burlingame to this city in a wagon, and it was a beautiful sight. The country is quite rolling,; could see a long distauee on the high points, it looking like orchards and meadows, there being vast tracks of land hel by speculators. The Reitd ' ing Coal and Iron Company of Penn- Sylvania hive about twenty-six thou sand acres, I am\told, in a body. . . The - county of Osage is undulating, and would suit those liking hills and valleys; has a good many streams of water and good wells; coal and wood plenty. The coal is not as good *as our .coal down the valley, still it is taken out in large blocks looking very tuncli like the coal in Western Pennsylvania and Ohio; burns free, _and costs much less than our ,coal.. Von can go to the-shaft where it is mined and buy it from eight to ten cents a basket, twenty-five ibaskets making a ton. -Wood as cheap, or nearly tip, as at our place; corn, '2l. cents per bushel; wheat, from 70 to so Cents ;' oats; 18 cents ; meats of all kinds mulch less in Price than in the East. I. - regard this State' - for men of small means preferable to any State now being settled: The climate is .t - hat of Southern Missouri, the soil as good if not better than any prairie in the West. Tile tide of emigration is passing this' place for. Western 'Kansas and Colorado, but are doing it without a knottledge of the advant= ages here or the. price- of land.: Lind can be bought as cheaply here as 2.10 miles west, where you. strike the. sand hills—a country destitUte of timber and coal, being compelled to ship the same from Eastern Kansas or from Colorado. Local freights being high, this makes fuel expengive. Ada to fertility of the soil, there is no question about that all the' l way from Topeka, until you Strike, the sand bills in Western Kansas, you enter the Arkansas Valley at Newton on the A. T. & S. F. R. R„ which is undoubtedly the most fertile section in Kansas_; at least, it has a record in the agricultural reports surpassing any other locality - . I shall make a personal examination to Dodge City, the western .:terminus or nearly so of settlement at present of Kansas, and may in some particulars change My mind, as my information from this place Rest is from books and conver REGARDLESS OF DENUNCIATION FROM ANY QUARTER. • sations with those acquainted with that part of the State. As my letters will be read by l many-who expect to make the Westt,their future home, I . shall aim to state facts as to soil, cli mate, natural resources, 4:c. "A man with a few. hundred dollars and a lit tle pluck•in Kansas can do well; yet, perhaps, there •is a greater number com_e•without money, except enough t? RA them, with pluck and a large amount of sand, that in - a very short time are comfortable. Neiman need expect to come here and succeed that has no means, without industry and rprivation. If he accepts the situation; takes off his coat, rolls up his sleeves and goes in, he will win. I have traveled over ' considerable of the Wrest, tallied with a great many men that are comfortably fixed, and I find that nine out of „every ten came here poor. They accepted the • Situation, commenced the battle of , life, and have succeeded. - If a man can come here With eight or ten hundred dell larsenough to get teams, tools, and supply them the first year—they can move right along, and do better than in any place .East with that'amoimt of capital. - This county is agreat stock-raising Section, from the fact of its Undulating surface and abundance of stock water, and a county that has no herd law. All farmers here have.their cropi to fence, and I consequently immense herds of cattle-are kept on the large tracts of land held by speculators, . with very little expense. ( They have pasture fields and meadows for mow ing their winter supply almost limit less. Finch Brothers, of Burlingame, I understand, have thirty thousand dollars in cattle. They have sevetal large herds in different - sections of the county, with a herder to look af tdr each herd during the season. These gentlemen came here but - a short time ago with but little money; they are now among the first men in the county in the business.. Men can come here with a few hundred dollars and make a fortune-in a-short time in the stock business. It costs com paratively. nothing to keep their stock, either sumther or winter. - All their hay' costs - is- in cutting and put ting it up; their pasture costs noth ing; corn the past winter,;ls to 39 cents per bushel. Patton Brothers passed through Burlingame to-day with two hundred head of two and three year-oki cattle, on their way to Wabanusee county, joining this on• the west, to pasture them for the sea son. These gentlemenbefong.in this county,. alSo.. Lord & Nelson, of Burlingame, are' large operators. Cattle fori slaughter are not put in market until they arc four years old - . - The prahielgrass i particularly whore. it is burned over early, is large enough to turn .cattle upon. These large tracts of uncultivated land are burned over in the spring, i+,hich helps the grass . to start early add grow vigorous and strong during the season. Stock men have their range which they burn,—some portions of it early-for early feed, and other sec tions later for late feed. As I did not mention in my letter to your paper from Topeka anything in regard to the price of horses, Bat tle, farm implements, I deem it important, as many of your readers are expecting to settle in the Vest. Horses are a .nonsiderable cheaper than with you. Good team horses can be bought for from $75 to $lOO, or from $l3O to $:200 a pair. I saw a good team of horses sold - for $l6O to a gentleman from Michigan, who came here this - spring with a large flock of SpadiA Merino . sheep. He has bought a quarter section of land. adjoining these laige tracts of uncul tivated lands, and expects to let his' sheep roam over this wild-expanse of prairie land. Good cows-are as high 'as with . you; farming implements cost more, but are much better tools; farm wagons (first-class, double box, well painted), $6O ; groceries and dry goods are as cheap as in your place. It costs much less to live here than in your place. There is as much com petition in mercantile -business- as in the East. All towns are well -sup plied with business houses, and goods of all kinds arc sold reasonable. G. F. Nicnot.s. WHERE TIN' ORES ARE FOUND.— Tin is one of the earliest metals known, which is contrary to what, not many' years agO was the general opinion. of scientific men. The re-. searches, however, which within the last twenty yeals, have been,institut ed with regard to the earliest races inhabiting Europe, have conclusively shown that weapons and instruments of bronze (an all- of tin and copper), were probably the metallic_ articles etirlier:.,t in use, after those composed of copper alone, and before the intro duction of iron. In the curious " lake dwellings," discovered in SWitzer land, -not only bronze implements, but bars of pure tin, varies/from four to twenty per cent., about twenty per cent. being the . most . common. The principal present sources of tin are, Cornwall, where it is now almost exelusively procured from the Mines, instead of washing, or "stream works;" second, Saxony or Bohemia, in sinall quantities, and exclusively -from mines; third, Banes and other islands of the Malay Archipelago, I the Malay Peninsula, as.well.as parts I of Hindoostan and Burmah ; all the pioduptions from these (now furnish ing the greater part of tin coiumerce) now generally known as "Straits tin," being - derived from steam works;- fourth, New South Wales, Queensland and other parts of A ustralia„together with Tasmania, Spain, Bolivar and MexicO, also furnish (or have lately done so) some portion of the tin com merce ; • also. Greenlarid, Japan; Fin land,Siberia,lceland and Madagitsear. TILE dead leaves cling . To the boughs till Spriug. But the beautiful buds are swelling under; And a thousand things • • :With togs and wing*, Now wait for Spring In the wools out yonder; The Arbutus wravei Its crown or leaMeS, Ilut bencattrthe sweetest flowers arc ipringinr No blue eggs rest • thetast year's nost, Bat the robin his ancient tune Is singing, Awaking lova In his sweet hearts . And nothing's been lost • • In the snow or frost, Far the lieod Lord watches over all. ENHALORD. The pink and love of bursting bloom • Were on the apple trees,- The air was full of sweet perfume, - And fragrant was the breeze. Along the scented meadow Mutt - Tile merry robbinv sang And where the sugar-maples stand Tire blue birds•. call outrang. The brook ran on, a sliver line Where golden cowslips shone; The tern-fronds waved .their branches flue, itound money stump and stone ; - And where the sunny valleys lay ' Was heard the hotnpt bees, Seeking the : Violet's KtPlii spray, And starred anemottes. The dalslek showed their faces sweet Among the tender green Of clover Leaves; the bearded wheat Waved the low hills between, Nor yet had come Its golden prime, That gleams in harvest days,. When locusts wake their droning chime, Amid the orchard ways, llow swift the months: How shillthe years It seems but yesterday, . t . When your low voice stilled my i tove's fears, In:that cool meadow a way: . And now the threads of sliver syw I Amid the soft brown hair, - Where sunlight made a golden glow, That morn so dear and fair. • F. Ab, earth for ns has not he.en cold, • Nor full t;f hitter wee , , Though death's tiark tide his by us Its,swift recistiess fhw Love's hol)llight has lit the path - Wherelulour feet have trod, ' i And sweet and dear itfe's aftermath (Glows with the hope of (ital. —Th . oYn'as S. Collier THAT HOUSE TO LET " Ifeigho!" 3 - awned Mr. Ellicott, the real estate agent, as he looked: out of the WindoW at two old women, a market 'cart and the postman. limes are dull—fearfully drill! Never have- known 'cm stagnate so since I was in the business. list of houses to let and for sale that would suit anybody, at prices that are abso lutely scandalous, as far as cheapness is concerned, and no demand for 'em —literally none I" And Mr. Ellicott lighted his cigar, at ranged the "To Lets" a little more .accurately in the window, and shook his head mournfully at the big ledger on the high desk. • But just at the irltant in-which he drew a Bureau sigh, indicative of the extremist degree of despondency, 'a stout, middle-aged gentleinan, with a felt hat, an umbrella under his arm, and -square-toed boots, walked into . the neat, little carpeted office. .The agent slipped nimbly off his chair, laid &mu his cigar, and resumed h's business smile. " What can I do for yo'u?" he said, rubbing his handS, and scenting a brown stone sale, or a red brick ex change, at the very least. "My name is Jonps," said the stout stranger. " see you., Mr. Jones," simpered the real estate agent, rub bing away harder than, ever. " And:l want to rent a respectable house. in pleasant neighborhood," added the gentleman: " I am sick of boarding, and I intend- to take a house. and go a=housekeeping." • " Celtainly, by all means," said the agent, beginning to flutter over, the leaves of his book. "We have, lam happy to say, a number of most elig ible residences here, which can hardly fail to meet your requisition." "GiVe me a list," said the old - gen tleman. " Certainly," said Mr. Ellicott, dip ping his pen into the wooden standish. - "I mean business," said Mr. Jones. " I am glad to hear it," said the agent. And scarcely more than five loin. utes • had elapsed before the middle aged 'gentleman, with the alpaca um brella and the square-toed _boots, was where a fat-lettered "To Let" hung conspicuously beside the door. Miss Pamelia Peppermint was just taking her hair out of crimps in the' front thitd-story department as the bell sounded its hollow tocsin throtigh the house. " Joanna," said Miss 1 7 t, over the stairs, "look opt of t, m win (low and see who it it is.' " It's a gentleman,ma'n,... answered, in a shrill wlfisper, superfine broadcloth coat and anew umbrella." "Come to ansr the, advertise ment," said - Miss/Pamelia,.radiantly. " Show. him into the parlor, Joanna, and tell him be clown directly." . She settled' the crimps once again, pinned a petite ribbon bow- in her back hair; gave her forehead a fare, well!clab/With a powder puff, and read over, for the last time, a paragraph in that morning's paper, which run as follows: /WANITO—BY a lady of educatiOn and experience, a position as house keeper to a gentleman of means. No triflers need apply to Miss P., - No. 99 Nixon street. " Dear me," said Miss Peppermint, " how my heart fliitters--for surely this is a crisis in m! life ! Row often does the housekeePer eventually be come something,pearer and dearer to a gentleman of suse , ptibility and ap preciation ! I hop he is fond - of poetry." . . She crossed the threshold with a tripping step. To her surprise, the apartment was empty. •, "•Where is he, Joanna[" saict she, looking around in dismay: ' " Please, ma'am," faltered thelittle maid, " I think he's an escaped- fana tic—for be's walkin' all' around the back kitchen, and - peerin', into the stationary wash-tubs, and mutterin' to-himself I& everything." " Ah 1" said Miss Peppermint, with a satisfied smile. " Very natural— quite so. lie means to find out what sort of-a-practical housekeeper I am. Ahem - , here he comes. Run, Joanna, there's stoveblacking on the bridge of your noise 'and a hole in your stocking. Ahem! Please to' walk in,, ,sir,". to,_the middleagedgentle man, 'who nbw 'appeared on the threshold, with' his spectacles tipped over the bridge orshis nose, and his umbrella, carried, javelin . fashion, un der his arm. "-I have- the pleasure of addressing,-" -- - . - • . "My name is Jones," said the gen-. tleman, brusquely. ' "You are the person Who—" . ." Wbb advertised ? Yes," Said Miss Peppermint, with a smiling in clination of her head. - "Then I wonder at-you!" enun elated Mr. Jones. • . " Sir !" said Miss Peppermint. L. • • IL .. , ".As old as the hillsj 2 said ,Mr: Jones; "all out of repair. Fifty years old at the very lea St." " Sir !" .ejaeulated the lady, more astounded than ever.- Truth is truth," said the gentle -111 an. "Not even decently painted." f' Painted ?" gasped-Miss Pepp6r mint, instinctively remembering the pearl powder. " Rheumaticky, and, full of fever, and _ague I" energetically. added Mr. Jones., " But forty - dollars a month !" ," Only twenty," said Miss Pepper mint, faintly. "1 wouldn't consider the question at any price I" roared Mr. Jones. "A. tumble-down old ruin I" ." Sir, you insult me 1" - cried the spinster, bristling up. "Then, madam, you shouldn't ob trude your damaged wares before the public." • "I never was so abused in my life !" faltered Miss Peppermint, wringing her bands: " It's' - high time somebody spoke the truth,"- said Mr. Jones. "Leave the house, sir!" said Miss Peppermint. * • "And welcome," said Mr. Jones, putting. his hat beligerently on the side of his head, and shouldering his umbrella like a bayonet. " But first, ma'am, let me give you a piece of ad-. vice: The next time you have a house to " . But I haven 3 a house _to let,' indignantly interposed Miss Pamelia " Eh ?" said Mr.-Jones. • " And never had," added the lady breathlessly. "Isn't this house to let?" "Yes, but it isn't mine and I've nothing to do with it." "You - said you advertised:" "So I ,did,". said Miss Pamelia, with difficulty keeping back her hys- terie tears..." But it wasn't in Elliott's show-windows. .I wanted a position . as housekeeper The middle aged bachel l or stood aghast, the full horror of •his Situation gradually breaking upon Erb. "Madam," said he,."l beg your pardon-=" "Sir," said Miss Peppermint,"there has been an unfortunate. misappre- cnsion all aroun,l." "I .was alluding to the house, ma'am, when I used those unfort unate adjectives,", . explained . Mr. Jones. •"I hope you don't think, ma'am, that I could apply them to. a lady ?" "I am a solitary female," said Miss Peppermint, retiriiy , behind her hankerchief,." and I find mypelf compelled to earn •my bread in a genteel way. You' couldn't recom mend me to any single gentleman in want of a capable housekeepericould i 'ou t" ! ', "No—no, ma'am, I.couldn't that s, not just at present," stammered Ir. ,Jones. • -" But if I hear of . one I -ill certainly let you' know. Good is orning." And he bolted' out of the doo/in 4 state of cold perspiration. " What a fool I have been V' said' he to himself as he sti sng the %Indy April streets, NS is7fore head- with a red silk tanker chief. "I'll. go back i s Bud get's boarding-house age my . rooms there for the n...,,, Len years." And so he did-- . .• • Nobody answe ed Miss Pareelia Peppermint's ad,%ertisetnent ; .no one rented the des' able mansion, No. 99 Nixon "street. . Mr. Ellin ' ,t the real estate aget, d eclares' that business is duller than ever, and/Mrs. Budget the boarding house keeper, says to her daughter. " Whatever has come to Mr. Jones, I don't know, but he'S. docile as a lamb, and hasn't found fault with he roast joint in a month.'' . "Wonders; will never cease,". says Miss Bodget f devoutly. WHY HE SHOULD NOT BE A FARMER Durllng r tozi 3iaxtefe.• . • It'is spring and the animal war fare begins.. ' Early ih the morning the jocund farmer hies him to. the field and hunts around in the dead' weeds and grass fog - the plow he left out there sometime last fall: When he finds it he takes it to the shop to have it mended. When it is mended he goes back into' the field with it. lialf-way down .the first furrow lie lays, he runs the plow fairly into a big live-oak root, the handles alter nately break a rib on this side of him and jab the - breath otit of him on the Other, and the sturdy root, looking up out of the grotind with a pleased smile of recognition, says 'cheerfully . : Ah, Mr. Thistlepod, at• it again., eh?" oanna "in a Fifty feet further on he strikes a, stone that doubles up the plow-point like a piece of: lead, and while the amazed and breathless agriculturist leans. a limp heap of humanity across the - plow, the relic of the glacial period remarks sleepily: • • "Ab, ha! Spring here already? Glad you woke me up." And then the granger sits down patiently tries to ,tie on that old . plow-point with a hickory withe, and. while he pursues this fruitless task, the friendlfcrow-Swoops down near enough to a*: " to` - put this-twenty in corn this- years, Mr. Thistle pod ?" . And, before he has time to answer the sail°. bird, a -tiny grasshopper, wriggling out . of a clod so •Tull of eggs that they can't be counted, shouts briskly: -" Here we are again,, Mr. Thistle-, pod, dinner - for 500,G00,000,000." And then a slow-moving; but very positive potato bug' brawls out into the sunlight to see if the frost bad faded his stripes, and says:.. "The old-fashioned- peach , blow potatoes are the best for a sure crop; but the early rose should' be planted for the first market." . Then several new kinds of bugs who haven't made any record yet,' climb over the fence.- and come 'up to enquire ahout the, staple crops of the neighborhood, and 'before he can" get through with them, Professor Tice sends him a circular 'stating th s at there won't be a drop of rain :froth the middle of May till the last of October. This almost .stuns him; but he is beginning to feel a little resigned when a dispatch from the Department of A griculturael at Wash . ington, saying. that all . indications SI.OO per Annum In Advance. point to a summer otunprecedentecl; almost incessant and long.dontinued rains and floods, and advising him to plant no root crops at all. • While he is trying to find words in which to express his emotion, a neighbor drops in to tell him that all the peach trees in the country are winter killed, that the hog-eohlera is raging fiercely in the - northern part of the townshin. !Then .his wife comes. to tell "himmthat the dog has fallenintothe well, and when the poor man gets into the dew yard, MS children with muclr shouting ! . .:ind 'exeitenient, meet him, and tell him thud a:e a couple of rats, of the.pole denomination, in the spring house, and another, one in the barn. With tears and groans he returns'. to ,the field, but by ,that time it has begun to snow, so hard that he cant see the horses when he stands at the plow. Ile-is, discouraged and start - 4 . for the house, with his team, when he meets a man who bounces him-for using a three-horse- clevis, lie made hiniSelf, afill wrung ten reluctant dollars out of him for it: When he :reached- the house, the -drive-Well man' is waiting him, - and • while he is settling -with-. him, a clock peddler comes iii and a 'lightning-rod man, screened by the .. Storm, climbs upon' the ten Jollar smoke-house, fastens .SG.,. worth of lightning rods on-,it, and before the poor -. farmer .can get his. gun.-half loaded the bailiff comes into tell him, that he . has been drawn on the jury. . No, I would ,not, even if I could, be a farmer. . :The life is pleasant andAndepend ent, but it seems: to have' . its draw backs. HI were a farmer J would grum ble ail I wanted, and thump•the. man who foundlault with.me for it. THE LIBBY PETS )3 ,TUNIILL 0. W. Glkonln Ilochest . er Detnoent. . The tunnel was first proposed- an! Started by Captain Martin Flick. o the Sixty-sevefith - PennsyKania Vei l -- emits, Who was • captured, toget ter with nearly all his regiment, liile under MillrOy, in the valley f the Shenandoah, at the time of 1,. e's sec ond invasion of Penns - 1.1 nia and Maryland. There was IV a single hatchet or axe of any. 1 - nd used in the whole work; no!! ng . .buti bare hands,- a few poor • se-knives and one iron 'poker, Logy. her with a firm determination to -Secure freedom at .any hazard, and escape { the terrible stitferings endured at- the hands ofd Captain Turnir, Winder's chief tool' at-Uhl - T. he tunnel was first start ed/ by Ca twin Flick loosening the bricks o of the chimney on the see- Mid flo r above the basement, back -of the stove used for cooking, .This, Of course, was done at night, and in th daytime the hole made; was closed ! b. --a board, that Was kept near the /Stove. The chimney was built from the ground up,,and as soon as the in side was reached, communication of course could be had with-the base= ment of the prison, Pieces of rope and twine of all kinds were gathered together, . until finally enOugh Was ha - ti to citable our men to descend to determine' what next to do. Then, 'and only then, were other than Cap taila _Flick and a lieutenant - from his reoiment concerned in. the work. Af ter, this other officers were'approach ed until thirteen had joined in the _undertaking. All were swornto se-. crecy, and all the thirteen were Ma :sons. - Among -the numbed- was Colo nel Rose, Of the One Hundredth Pennsylvania Volunteers, who first appeared at this time. Colonel. A. ' L. Straight was not of this number, as' at this time - he was confined in a cell for attempting to esedpe befOre this. _ , The first idea was to -tunnel into the sewer, and:_thence across Cary street into the James river, but it had to be abandoned -on account of the-great stench arising -from it.. No one could enter a short distance with-' out being overcome by the foul air.. Then, this outlet -being closed- tip, it was decided to tunnel - across the street into - an old tobacco shed used for storing hogsheads of tobacco. The next time a detail from the pris- Oners was made, - Colonel Rbie man aged to, get out and step the t istance off, and the tunnel was started- ac cordingly. • After -digging digging the dis tance stepped by the Colonel, they started up and found 'that they had Miscalculated, aS they came up im mediately under the fence and right .under the guards. That being closed: 'they again started ahead, and. after going a short distance found that-at last they were right, for after digging 'upward they found they had. conic under an inverted_ hogshead standing on the dirty floor. That night was to- see the great stampede .for freedom and the North. Captain Flick gate up his place to go oat-with the original thirteen to Colonel S. D.. Straight, of Indiana, supposing, of_ course, that.fie could get out with the next-Jot. The first man out of the:tunnel passed out of the warehouse dbot, out across the . street. climbed the- lamp-post and ex tinguislaik the gars right under the nose of the guard, who suppoSed , the man to be ari employe attending to his .duty,gaullAid not .say anything Or challenge him at all. The thirteen were to have one-half hourAtart be fore any • more started. - As soon as 'the time was up, all began a great rush to get out, and it continued un til four o'clock A. 31., the . next ,day. Captain Flick did not succeed in get-, tkng out at all, the rush was so great. • MAGISTRATE-7' 1 - Qll seem to have.been drinking, and to haie left your wits at the bottom of .your:. tumbler." Pristme , - e , - -`lmposilble, your Ito3nr, I never leave anything at the bottom of my tumbler." A NATURALIST has discovered that crows hold a solemn court at which of fenders are trieda sort of crowhar. We presume no bird - is tried without caws, and that a true hill-is necessary in - every case:— Toronto G rip. . • SMART Sophomore—" What fruit would you most resemble when riding on a jack ass °" Innocent-looking. Freshman— " Give it up." A beautiful.pear." L L. 1 3 ,—" All right ; come outside and try it."—liarrard :Advocate. - A ALAN out West recently looked dowry the muzzle aids rifle, and at once took his departure for the summer • land. In stead of putting the epitaph tin his tomb stone of" Didn't know,' :etc., they -in= scribed it "Ounmed.toglory."-Ili•adf9rd Era,. • (-The following is a most remarkable:composition. It evidences an ingenuity of ariatgetnent peculiar. 17 Its on - u. Eiplanatton : The iziltlat capitals spelt "My boast Is In the glorious ern's.; of Christ." The words In (tones, when read from top to bottom and hottom to top, form the Lord's Prayer completC , :l Make known the gosPel tr.nths, our Father king, Yield us thy grace, dear Father, from abOYet Bless us with hearts which fooling can sing, f 'Our life ttdu art for ersr,-God of Lufe V' • Assuage our grief in lore for Christ; we pray, - Since thkinightprlnci of Hearessand glory Touk all our sins and hallowed the dlsplay,• . Infant -fie lug, first aman and then was crucified. Stupendous God thy grace and - power mako& , ' known,. In Jesus' name let alrtho worlitrejoice.• Now labor in thy heavenly kingdom own - That blessed kingdom for thy sallits the, choice. 'How vile to come to:thee is all our cry. Enemies to thy 'coif and all that';Mine. - tlraceless emir wilt, we -live for vanity. - Loathing the Very t. log, 'cell In design, - 0 God, thy will be dotteft9m. earth from henna; Reclining - on the gospel let us live, In vorllt froM sin deltrer-eel and forgiten. Ott as thyself tot teaels us to forgive, llseless tre ptrortl temptation doth destriiy,_ Fury to our tall Into the depths of woe... . mind: wel4 not a glimpse cif joy liaised agalult heaven ; In ser hope we can ibiv. O glee us ware and lead us on the way. Shine on us with tty love awl give us peace; Self and this sin that rise against us-stay;N • Oh; grant each day our fres padits may cease, Fagive our evil de'eds COLlVillet! va doily of them to onfhhatne,' Help 113 with heaveilly"?.readrfory , ce us, too, Iteeurrent lusts, and adore'!.by name, • In Ill;•fprvire nest we as saintseast S44to for 'le az,a r,ur trerpasses so high, 4 - Thy 84M, o'er Savicnr, bled on Cati3l7. NUMBER 52 LITERARY 011103ITY. - . FIIN -r- , - F - A - Ot AND FAOETIS DesenTrms from the arm' put them selves on the retired lid. PEACEA TILE Indians all stand in 'seg,ar Stores.—N6 ±C - 0 ileilla Picayune. _ • . WANTED—_lboat that will float on the sea of troubles.— Yonkers .Statesman.. THE - early robin wears a inatisard roof . ',.d . snow on his back. - --Chleago - Journaf.• WIZEN a town burns up in the eil:/re gions it is ”cauter;- -',7er -fiser. '1'1OFES:i()11. OM. As no bas'e 'a fe• like to have any on' disposed:" Stude, MEIN A PROFANE ma) when lie "opens oT imagine there was him.—Yonkers Ga . . IT isnot often t. metamorphosed iu,.„ ...ocuer ;yet ....... tirSt apple in ParadiA tuned oat the i first pain--; Wd.terNalaimrrcr. '. A NATIVE / 4f Kentucky - imita•.es tin crawing.of aZeock so remarkably well that the son up , h..setiereral occasions has tier two hoar earlier by mistake. _ . A W/ ITHIIALL dog tried- to drink: tea / quart.. of milk in ten consecutive hours on T Airsday. lie, made - 847- laps and Lip pe:over the clif,h.•,,,Wh, 7 lchtal Time& "Sue t never told her love" that she .ad ben eating'onioni, but their chairs were found a :4 , ,.i.,41 ways apalt the next morn i ug.--Ci,E ein net‘i :s;4(Pirddy Night. Ilia.a deferred inaketti:the heart sick, but when in tit:, fullness,f time and plc''- , titude of iinripo fruit holic be6omes a , re ality, how about the stomach.—Pyek. TnE Bradford Era - says the man who originated the raring, "Hurry is the mark of a weak le,ind," never was chased by,a - ,To be interesting., a speaker should be full of hi snitjeet, hiltless- he happens fo be spet.kin% against liquor.—Ncia Orteums he. • Tut: reason that so few people in Texas die a natural -death is not owif , to- the f,ict that the c )antry is unhealthy, but .e.tose t.112y seldom get a chance. /cm exeia , n ,,, ,i are full of items about the •• Light Itnirning Dor:lest - ie." - They probably ailude to the hired girrwito goes :vomit! th-' Loia.ti in her stocking-feet.— :•rr e erintkinletit aciiireed the Sun day-5c1i0..,1 oil obedience to thernord law, : and arg:.d the keeping and tint breaking, of the comatarini3ntii, atld to fasten the : "is anything, -better for being brok,,n - ?" " Yes," =aid a little boy, "a nag.' The . address Broceecled uo 11.4ther. . . Cort•mnus avenue, Sunday aftemcon- Miserable street-mucker to Snodkins, the bel: of whose Ulster was dragging :• "1 say, Ohl !Toss, it' you don't tighten up . y'oui• bellyband you'll lose your blanket.'' (AndSnodkini bad to keep on looking pleasant, as if he hadn't heard it).--/kr r•frd • •• " HAvt: you given .electricity a trial for your complaint, =dame r asked the minister. as he took tea with the oktlady. " Electricity !" said she. " Well, yes, I recl;ou I has. I was - struck by lightning last summer' and hove out of the window, but itididn't seem t.) do me tro sort of good.'! , ---/Jo.ltwt Traveller. - •- ntar . young lady has fallen in love with and married n New York street-car driver. Froth the bridle and the halter ho went to the , alter and the bridal, and the only train and switch to occupy his mind hereafter are - those belonging to his wife. She takes Lira for wheel or. whoa, as It . u• - A coLonch child had a fall - trot:l,a sec ond-story window the other day, 'and . his mother,_ in reratini4 the occurrence at a grecefy, said : •• Dere dat child was com ing down feet fast,: wid every chance of_ being killed, when the,,Lawd, he - "turned him over, de chile struck oa Ms. : head, and there wasn't so much as a bxitton IRAs off." Its 311•FustsEy's dog is dCad. In the midst of his morning'; bath, while cover ed with lather, he broke away and.ran in to the street, and immediately people be gan to asceml lamp-posts and -trees ' and finally a policeman . caran . along an l shot thd animal, and all the papers chroalcicd the first mad-dog seate l lnf the season.— Puxt. I • • ; tssrttucTon'in logic'tattempting to il . lustrate intention and eNtensiol),: "Now 3lr: A., what •is the iUtention the% dog " Diligent pupil No. " A—a— Sir, - that tlepfnds upon circumstances ; he may be intending to bite you, ..or—" "That will do for you, sir." Mr. jl., what- • is the extensioil of 'the dog"' pili go it •••;,, pupil No. 2 (so re •or a dead rush): ".His tail. sir_:"— Yule Record. . • . MAINE parson who announced from his pulpit that a 'circus . waslaboitt to-Visit the town, and that if any of his flock should attend, he would gladly give them a letter of dismission, was somewhat Mol lified in his wrath when a bright and bold little Sunday school sehojai- of eight pire- smited himself at the close iofthe service with, "Please; sir, will you give me the ticket to the circus that 'you promiged?' "r. never weary of reading-a good epi tapli; one which indicates the work of a" lifetime in a few short, crisp words. - Hero is one, for instance, which needs no ex planation.. It Was inscribed en the tomb of a cannibal :- " Ile loved his fellow-Men." And - here° is' a double obituary, which !MOWS that the state Of ma4imony is sometimes a happy one one : Y r , - I ani anxiously expecting yen. A, D. • • • ME Here I am. A. D. 1807.—Christian at Work. . • TliE II AYES C E ESE.-" Stkikel. Boys Strike:" Ezekiel . ,llayes, the grent-grandfather of the President, was a successful mechanic in Con necticut, and kept a number ap- • prenticeS in all ages, they felt that - theY had long work and short ra- - . tions. At one :time a • new cheese was put on the table whole. It stood uncut for a day or two, Hayes, say ing at - each Meal; " That is a nice looking cheese. - It is a pity. to cut. it! " The • boys , thouglit .this was . growing rather monotonous, and planned to show their sentiments. The - blacksmith had :One tliay got a bar of iron nicely heated, 4nd.held it across the iron anvil toe be cut the proper lengths. The boys; with chisel siedLtes, were to;cut it off. But no hand was raised. - Hayes asked why they did not " strike." One of them - replied "That is such a nice bar of iron—it would be.a . pit. ty to cut -If ayes qUickly - se,w. the point, and shouted, with a lane", "Strike! boys, strike! the cheese shall be cat 0 ItM; le to *.xl in