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For It it roses hide, thestll surely blow. • Carlesruhe, tiertusmy.. L. M. Do not forget !no: The hours full freighted with a joy too deep .For words have flown too svelftly by. Oh keep That joy tintllmmett! • And though hyncororth WU two should dwell spirt, Let nottad trunnorlos linger In yoUr he4trt, JOIIN fi..B.A/Dptl4o.lV Do not forget me ' •Think.of the happy tlaii when !Int wo Their golden radiance is around us yet— That afterglow Of the - blest time. when earth and sea and skies, Revealed new glories to our wondering eyes, 'Transfigured by love's power. Uo not forget me I . Co where you will you are not tar from me,: thoughts will not follow you o•er land and sea Unceasingly. And In tho stillness of some lonely hocir, • Your sonrand mine by strange magnetic power, Enovil-75 Do not forget me! . Thtnk,of tho love that patiently waits for you, Think of the heartlhat ever clings to you, All trustingly, Content, if sunshine falls around yout way, To brighten every -path wherein you stray, 31y17.71. Do not forget me.: A kind remembrauce Is not much -to ask Surely It will not be too hard a task Sometimes to MIA Of one, for whom the world can yteld no Wes So deeli. so true, so - exqulstte as this, . Love Me, Love My Dog. L. Et.sinint In Farmer Applegarth's lower meadow a bull was being baited, and from all the moor and fell-side huts and, villages around, miners had come trooping in, with dogs at their. heels, to-enjoy the sport. Nay, boys and women were not wanting, for those were rough times, and unless the poor beast . had been , duly tortured, his flesh Nfould not have been , esteemed suflielvotly tender for a gentleman's table. Beef was wanting for a bnn qiiet ,at Derwentside, Hari, and henee there Lwas a call for the, bull-bait.• Women then worked .in the depths of the oal-pits, not. merely on the hanks, ''nd were naturally Amazons, of a oarse and brutalized type, mingli ig freely with the men in their rough ames, just as they shared their labors,. . A ;, rong stake bding driven se curely into. the ground, a fine young bull, with ' sleek brown hide and fiery eyes, was 'fastened to it, with length of chain jitst suffiCient to leave him tree to throw himself about ,in impotent attempts to break away. Then,.one by one, thick-set,, black ; muzzled, strong fanged -bun-dogs were,let loose upon him—dogs train ed to the sport, and expected to grip the bull firmly by the nostril and pin to the earth. [tob.l"7B But the proud animal,already chaf ed by the chain and the vociferous spectators ; was not likely to brook this onslaught ; and they who ventur ed their dogs were prepared to see them caught on the ready horns of the bull, and tossed, high in the air _over his head, gored, maimed, and bleeding, to lie down and die, or re turn to the charge more furious from defeat,while the chained beast champ ed and bellowed, and bending down its strong- and i:passive bead, brought its defensive horns .low enough to catch his foes one after another on their formidable points, and fling them to their defeated fellows; or, wild with pain, strove in vain to shake his tormentors from frothy lip, or'biceding flank and - dew-lap, till be sank exhausted, the clogs were choked off, and the butcher with his pole-axe put an end to the brutal sport. July ?I', 76 Common as were such scenes, it is not to be supposed 'that the whole of the countenanced or up held theM. They were sanctioned by custom and long usage, but hu manity and intelligence shrank from such spectacles, and tender-hearted Women shuddered at the. very thought. • . Such, though reared- on the inoor side, with none. of the educational ;advantages of the present day, was Hope Wolsingham, - dairy-maid on the Applegarth Farm„whieh was sit uated near the confines of the Der wentside woods, sheltered and almost shadowed by the oak-crowned rocks, below which rose and fell with many curves, the mile-long byway to the river and the hall. Between the woods and the farm, round which it swept, ran the broader lane common to• the scattered' population, and was cut up into deep ruts by the' wheels of. coal Wagons and farmers' carts. Not far away was a side gate into the woods, and any one• crossing thence to the moors must pass the farm-yard gate. . At this moor-side farm 'Hope .tVol-. 'singham had been placed by her grandmother when she was little over nine years of age. Her father and mother had both been killed by choke-damP. in the bottom or . the coalpit'Where•they worked together, and Betty Wolsingham—nurse .and. 'doctress to' the 'whole-moor--side— thought she bad done. well for her orphan grandchild *hen' Gilbert Ap plerrarth and his. wife agreed to take the littie 'one and find her, work on the farm, She patted Hope's fair head as she left her standing' by' the oak settle in the big •kitcheri, and, bade her be '‘:‘gude bairn had :no oppressive foreLodings of !.how the little back would ache with stooping to pick stones and weeds all day Long, week in and week out ; 1 or how lonely and monotonous it would be to htand in a field all the sunlit hours to frighten birds from the farmer's crops with clapper, voice, and wild gesticulatiOns, till arms and throat alike: were 'weary. Indeed,. had any philanthropist, born out of due time, so much as hinted that a ' growing child's strength _should not. TOWAN DA. PA. 31 . 03.000 ... .. ..80,000 11, UP godly. - (For the Itaeoutich.j TWIBL&TED FROM METES. DO NOT FORGET Ml. Vi cloud j 0111" brow with care. hula cotumunton sweet IM=lll To lova and care for for gtelcrkti QTale. A STORY, ,IN SIX CHAPTERS. CHAPTER. I. • ' 44% , lm overtaxed, Betty, wise in her own generation, would, no doubt. have asked in indignant response "Wey, what div ye• think lads and lasses wor , myed fur butte 'mirk *Wark's gnde fur th' balra, and wark' she mun; iv she myens to live." , And really, judging from appear nces, work did not seem to have done the girl ,much harm. She had had a good and sensible mistreat,: Haile Applegarth had t.aken her into favor, not the favor £f indulgence, but judicious trtining for her walk in life ; and at nineteen, Hope had much to thank her work and her mistress for: The fresh breezes of moor and fell had. fanned the roses of her cheeks and elbows into perennial bloom. Her foot was firm and free ; .she was straight us 'a willow-wand, and as supple, and balanced the laden milk-pail on her head as .easily as a Countess might carry her-coronet. Be sure, many a' shy, glance was cast toward Gilbert Applegarth's rosy:eheeked dairy-maid at fair or market, or at the parish church on a Sunday ; but Hope seemed provok ngly unconscious, and would-be wooers had finial! encouragement. Perhaps the right one bad not glanced her way. Perhaps Amos Hedley, the new game-keeper at Der wentside, might have found her less indifferent had he sought her out. But though the buxom • maid might be seen in the farm-yaid at all hours —or on , her way io field or byre with 'stool and pail, or decorating the' barkless dairy-tree- with cans that shone like silver, or, if it were Sum mer time, churning in the open air— Amos Medley' would cross the road, and stalk past the farm-gate with his gun over jiffs shoulder,_ and two or three dogs at his heels, whistling, in utter disrtard of the clear grayeyes that followed his footsteps, until trees or the rocky banks of the descending lane siiillowed up dogs, .man, an.l theiast glint of his gun-barrel. lf&was a firmly-built, keen-eyed young fellow, with crisp amber curls and fresh ruddy complexion, . and Hope was not the only damsel who had speculated whether the newcomer had left a sweetheart behind him else where. • It so happened that Amos had been out on the - moors in attendance. on his!Master and a party of sporting friends, and on his . way homewaral laden :with grouse and moor-fowl, took n short-cut through Apple garth's meadow during• the progress of the? bull bait. Gipsy, a favorite black-and-tan set ter, ran by his side, with eyes .that sparkled.like crystals in his graceful head, with every motion of which his. pendulous ears. flapped and 'shone like silk; but the drooping curve of his feathery tail, and the darkearthy clots on the fringe of his limbs, told of a heavy day's work, and a readi ness for the kennel. Whether weariness or euriosiV, or both combined, prompted Ainos to take the field path rather. than the lane, he soon did cause to regret his choice. 'Your game keeper is never a favorite' with the dregs of a rural population, more particularly if he be a faithful con server of his master's interests, and Amos liedley had not won his way into favor by familiarity. Ms appearance on the scene was a signal for scowling and whispering. It was observed and hinted that his gun was slung at his back, and that he had only one dog with him. " Pre.4ently some one—it,waS after ward said Nick Paw. the traveling tinker=stmgested that- it would be fine fun to see Gibsy seta bull; his cronies, Joey Dobson and Mat Laing, about whom hting allavor of poach ing, catching and communicating the " gran lairk" to others.- No coal-pit ever fired more rapidly than the re fuse of that crowd, already excited to explosion.; . Amos had. loitered to look on. Gip sy wagging his tail and ptittingdown his head dubionsly, as cries of "New, Grip !" "Naw, lioldfast !" " Pincher fur ivvor I" "Naw - Grip's pinned un by'r lakins!" " Dom ye Pincher hez him !" half drowned the stifled bel lowing of the bull. • . • There was a simultaneous move ment among the crowd, the setter was caught up by experienced hands, fincl before Amos, who was hustled. / aside, could interpose, the dog was flung into the open ring right in the. face of the maddened beast. Nature and training were against his attack ing so formidable a foe, yet GipSy was too well-bred td turn_ tail even had there been time. The bull, with lioldfast on hiS, flunk, Grip hanging to his lip; and- Pincher on his should er, yet made a final spurn to shake th,rn off, and meet the new assailant. .Down went the strong shart horn, and- s tlipsy flew into the air, and land ed far behind with a great gash in his side and broken foreleg. " Who did- that ?" cried Amos angrily, as lie caught sight of the set ter in the ring. ",Gip, Gip !" but the good dog was past- recall ; -and the gamekeeper, descrying a grinning face before hinr, clutched the owner by the collar, and well shook the i grimy fellow, whom he accused of the cruel deed in no measured language. Nick , Faw had both bands free, and helpers ready. 'Tearing himself loose he struck outst Amos,.who was cum bered with his load of gaine: The mischievous conspirators closed round with shouts and yells-; the birds were torn from him, and tossed from hand to hand ;, the flag ging bull was forgotten, now that there was an obnoxious item of hu-. inanity to bait ; and though the shrill voices of women, and the gruff tones .of sturdy men called loudly . for fair play, and though Farmer Apple path hurried up and strove . with strength of limb and authority to part the swaying crowd, Amos was battered right and left, his. one pair of muscular hands availing little against the shower of kicks - and blows which fell upon. him and threatened a fatal issue.' , Already his manful bearing lad Created a diversion in his favor among the miners and other non-plotters. An attempt'-at his rescue,which might hive reSulted'in a general fight, was • being made, when .there was a simul. taneous cry from the skirts of 'the noisy crowd : " Sir William!" . " Sir • - William 1" And almost at the' same ME EOM 4amo's+Lirr 11;; ' TOWANDA, - BRAD' FORD COUNTY - =MAY MORNING : -Mlo4.tti 13 1879 .‘ moment was heard the Authoritative demand . "_What is the meaning of this ?" The unlooked-for appearance Of the Baronet and his . Mends cowed the turbtdent'spirits, that .Is, as soon as the silence which fell on the fringe of the_dispersing erowdeommunicult ed its warning tos the writhing knot of brutes who had Amos Hedley in their midst struggling for his life, now up, now down. • - Nick :Few slunk away on the first alarm, leaving his two associates', Joey and Mat, to bear the brunt of the Baronet's displeasure ; and when Amos rose 'staggering to his feet, a bleeding, bruised, and disordered li bel on the fresh-looking young fellow who had come so fearlessly into their midst,: hands were not wanting to se cure the delinquents, or tongues to tell their demerits. • , And &demerit not to.be overlooked by the men who had pitted their bull dogs against the bull, by this time dispatched, was the =outrageous un fairness of flinging a . setter in the ring at a ; the onslaught on the keeper was as nothing in compar ison. Nor was Sir William likely to over r look either the loss of his four-footed favorite, which had . unaccountably disappeared, or the maitrestmetit of his servant. Cursing lilek Faw with every step of the long road, Joey Dobson and Mat Laing were hauled off with scant ceremony to the Justice-room of the hall; and thence transition to the local house of correction was swifter than pleasant. It was ho use for notorious poachers to plead that they were Mere tools of Nick Faw, the tinker. They had been 'instru mental in, the destruction or injury 6f 'a valuable dog, highly prized by Sir William, and had likewise brutal ly ill-used_ his servant. Although Apos Hedley had strug gled to his feet on the opportune rival of his good master, he stagger-, ed like a drunken man, and was only kept from falling by the help of oth, ers. Being a single' man, he was quartered at the hall with one of the grooms ; but he had bled profusely, and was in no condition to, walk thither, and no conveyance was at hand. But Gilbert Applegarth was, and though he did not throir, his doors open to everyfellow who got bruised in a common brawl, he was ready enough to proffer hospitable welcome and attention to any decent body in distress. He was especially attentive to the wounded Amos, who cut a sorry fig ure in his torn garments, with his cut lip, swollen nose,and eyes half closed with pulpy cushions of indescribable hue. In his bluff good nature, he felt as if the onslought on the game keeper in some sort reflected on him self, seeing that it occurred on his own land, and that he could not do too much to wipe out the stain. Ile assured Sir William that his servant should have every Attention -at the farm, that his presence there would be "no inconvenience- what ever ;" and at the young ivan's earn= est,request, caused . diligent search to be made for the missing setter, which, not being found; dead or alive, wes conlectured to have been carried off by the uncanny tinker. When Amos, suppoited by the farmer and his son, stumbled into the great kitchenay -here a bright. fire *as blazing on the hearth, gleaming and glinimering . again . polishei oak, gl*ng in burnished brass-and pewter—and war helped to a:cushion ed 'rockingchair by the ingle-nook, a stooping female figure rose with a sudden exclaniation, to make way for them, almost upSetting a large bowl of water as she did so. It was Hope Wolsingbam, whose\4es were red with weeping, and Whose - clothing bore as many sanguine stOns as that of Amos,- who was alniostloo blind, dazed, and exhausted to take' note of her or her occupation. A , low whine, of recognition;, a dog's nose aganst the hand •which hung.listlessly down, aroused .him the consciousness that Gipsy was safe-, and next, that the young woman before him had been compassionately Washing the wounds of the poor creature,, and binding them up as carefully as though it had been hu man. He could not see how she had wept over the dog,'when by some instinct it had crept to her feet at the house door, or how pitfully she had brought water for its thirst as well as its in juries,or the mental process by which the dog had been associated with its keeper. But, for what he did see, his heart thanked her better than his lips. , Aye; and thanked her more than when, in conjunction with busy name Applegarth, her attention was trans ferred to himself, and he felt the fingers tremble as they bathed his poor disfigured face, or fed him with healing possets, or shook up the soft feather pillows. to ease his aching head and shoulders. Sir William came to see his game keeper, and then my lady, whose cu. riosity had been aroused by her hus band's 'praises of the kind-hearted dairy-maid, who had so deftly bound up Gipsy's gaping side and broken limb, and was taking as much care of the setter as of the young man. Hope condsied and blushed, and rolled her apron over her hands ab stractedly as her ladyship with con descending affability commended the maid's humanity and skill; bpt she jerked her bands behind her when thelady drew a long crimsnn silk purse from her handsome reticule to proffer a golden gift, and retreated as if the• coin were a very witch's lure. ," Hon; maw teddy!" she protest ed. "Aw cuddn't, aw cuddn't tak' it! The puir dumb doggie's welcome : twice over. Awd,lx) a brute mysel' to telt' pay fur th' bit of tendin aw gied either th' puir doggie or th' can ney young chep pander, they brutes nigh °looted. to death!" , The .money went back into the parse of the visitor, who returned to the hall undecided whether to admire or resent ihe singular young woman's refusal of , a reward - • ~..1‘:::;, 2 -115.f.lilz.,...,- . 411:: i CHAPTER H. Amos Ridley kne*, though his M=ISI , . . , 7 ( - Z!...:: :-- , 4 •'' • '- -- .` '-- . r 1 i , i { i ` c • -,_ \. ; ..„, , _ ';...; ;:.:,:-;24.. ..• • ~- .., - itICOARDLEI3B OP romullownoli FROM ANY 4**** eyes were hsilf-shnt, and 'the " puir doggie "' . might have knowikhe wag-. ged his tail so unhesitatingly,at her approach, Or followed - her movements with, is bright black eyes, before he began to limp atter her on his three sound legs.. • She - put aside the faint thanks of AMOS, much as the had rejeeted:p4- ment for an act of natural - kindness, but; she gave the dumb animal many a caress, which the. ." canny young chep " envied, having no intuitive perception that the tender-hearted maiden was caressing , himself by proxy. He had spent a day in bed, with streaks from the brown bull upon his disfigured face, and had quite a week in the farmer's may -chair, before the taxed-cart was sent for him from the hall ; and though the farmer - and Akis dame did their hospitable .utmost toward his comfort and recovery, he was keenly sensible of the dif ference of touch and kips , when their dairy-maid applied a poultice, or administered herbal decoctions prepared from her grandmother's , re cipes. And though his eyes were black and swollen, be had .yet sight enough to discern the fair propor tions of Hope's lissom form, the ten. derness of her .smiling countenance, until, 'as the outer wounds healed, a new and inner one opened. ' Hope offered,her ahoulder for him to lean on as he walked - to the cart, and he was not too proud to accept her aid, although he knew well he could have without it.' She ran to the barn for str&w to put under his feet, and to make, a bed for Gipsy. She stroked and patted the dog, which returned her farewell in demon-- stnltive- dog fashion. She shook hands with Amos heartily, bidding him come and show himself when be was quite well, and to keep out of the ill-disposed tinker's way. And when the - cart bad driven off, and Gilbert Applegarth and his wife bad gone back into the house, she' still lingered at the gate to watch the con veyance, as it turned the corner of a reoss-grown g rey rock, and waved her last good-bye to the young man, who chanced to look back at that moment. BaTrely had Amos Hedley time, to discover that, ho was in love with pretty, rosy-checked Hope Wolsing barn, and to torment himself lest his disfigured face should, have set her against him, or to resolve that he would not set foot again on Apple garth's floor until his lip was com pletely healed, and he could walk erect as of old, self-conscious of strength and comeliness ; -barely, I say, had he time to arrive at this stage of feeling and resolve, when news reached the hall that his two poaching assailants had escaped. , There had been iron- bars to the windows of their prison, and - the building was of solid stone, but the rogues and vagabonds were lodged in one common room, and it bad a window easily accessible from with out. Two of the three iron stanchions, which had , seen - years of service, had been filed away, evidently by a prac ticed band: The lead-setting of the diainond panes had. been cut clean through, and the entire window with not a pane broken left outside, along with a rope which dangled from the remaining bar. It was very plain that, Nick. Fair hail come to the rescue of his com rades, and had satisfied them that there was honor among thieves: Sir William - and his fellow justices were naturally incensed, threatened the.warder with dismissal, and had descriptions of Joey Dobson and Matthew Laing inserted in the Rue and-Cry, but they might have spared their pains; the men were not forth coming. A peddler brought the news with his pack to the servants's ball "at Der- Went side, and what more natural than for Amos liedley to hasten with the intelligence to his kind friends - at the farm, forgetful of his seamed lips and yet perceptible limp. Bearing a hare orer his shoulder us a present from Sir William to the farmer, .a pair of bright shoe-buckles and a gay cap -ribbon from the peddler's - pack for the "mistress and her maid, he croskd the park an • an , unwonted tremor,„and bad nearly stepped upon a steel man-trap, of his own setting, in his iucantious hurry through the woods. As he emerged from the shadow of the trees at thec \ opse-gate, he saw that the peddler \ must have loi- . tered by the way and left his news bellied him, for all deism the village street knots of women with-their hare arms crossed, and smut 't y fellows with short pipes between their \ teeth, were grouped together, or dispersing to gossip elsewhere. .The farm:gate stood - open • burly Gilbert Apple garth, with b oth hands thrust into his breeches-pockets, leaned against the gatepost, demonstrating to an eager audience that none other than Nick Faw -the tinker bad helped the culprits out of jail. Wasn't he and them thick as thieves? And wasn't there a token of his handework about it? Applegarth's tall son George, with a flail over his shoulder, stood close by his father's sideosodding his head in assent, and Amos caught a glimpse of a dark blae,printedshort-gown, or jacket, and, a smiling .face under a white linen cap between the father and soil ; but as he neared the group; he, saw a dark petticoat - disappear round the corner of the house, and his heart sank with a great fall. He was, too busy asking himself the question why Hope ran away, to pay much attention to the queries of others concerning the prison-break ers, and the farmer spoke to him twice before he received an assent to his theory of Nick Faw's tools hav ing done the business. Disheartened by Hope's apparent avoidance, be would have contented himself with handing the hare to the farmer with Sir William's compll 'meats, and leaving the . buckles, for Dame Applegarth with his own ".re speetful service," but Gipsy did not answer to his call, his lip was yet too sore for whistling, and Gilbert's hos pitality was not to be'gainsaid; so paid" to oblige the &ruler ' and part 4 ly to look alter the stray setter ; he followed thorax:net into. theNg 1•;::7 . ;:ii "';r.E'.':;.:•.l.'l, , ..';'i'' ;,,?, r'._} ' t :-.qt,.(c4 'l'i ' MI MBE Ell In Y .'':.. , r2;:r. i'l:*.;'1?: ... - :,f1.1 . 6 ,iY::-.1 en, where MlikApplegarth wati OA* ing einokinghpqdarficieftheeiei: And,thea 'the gossipif mint biAre periled, for - Monne 3 A pplifipithls dal ; w as loud at work' in the team ; The eyes,of Amos we j te.egOn dis ; appointed. A ,sun-burnt baton a,peg and a pair of PattensAythe Were all the - *hale iii(piTcorHope. The dame&mid not leave Tier bilk= ing;' 'and 'the. firmer *anted cheese and, ale. , He. atrode,to th6dow,and ea4ed "jlogetht* I" , i l l ; a like a tru mpet. • \ At the call, Hope eauiecknironitbi dairy with Gipsy in her waei licking from-his - blecli•Amligte the tiLlicfs;Or fresh gurda:. ...Thep§es I,Qn noPe's cheeks'wero in their , fUllest • but ber'eyes airiaided4Mcis,andaiter a salntatiun too brief 'and cainnion. place to: satisfy his .new craving, she molly.lilted a brown stmie•ware Jug from 'hook, and descendedinte* the cellar for the. then ;she plifeed' the cheese biggin, contaleing:ineerly half - acheese ‘ beside. the;aiet , Ond , freshbrown loaf sble.of with no moie apparent concern than a daily 'duty Called for. , -• A mos -felt ; himself ~ .rehaffed., • Be 'had not the peNeption tc!tvidWtti : l 4 Gipsy, stood , proWfor inteaelf when Hope stooped to.pat his silken ears, as she went to and fro; .or that'sbelurd - disappeared on his approach, leather. pleasure should be too self-evident. : :She had had timesineeshesAw him cross the lane, to.see that he was well enough to put tri an appearince ear lier if he were as gfatefal as-he had professed, and to collect her womanly resolution not to. make herself too cheap. So,Gipsy came in for the fa vors self-consciousness withheld from his.master. She was sufficiently well...pleased,, when Amos, with more parad9lialA was at all necessary, produced_'`he shining shoe-bucklesil• and' begged- Mrs. A pplegarth to aceept.theml and she was ready with her, admiration but something she would have scorn ed to call a pain smote her when lie rose ,to depart without offering ber "so mickle as a brass thiamin," as she said to herself. , Had she followed Amos to the gate, no doubt the bright-hied rib- bonwould have been foitheoniing, but' she gave him' her hand to shake as he lingered by the door, and said " good-bye " - with - much-4.as hearti ness than did her tall, thin mistress, going back to her buttemuaking fore his foot was well , off the thresh old. I've a notion that had lie lookedinto the dairy and seen her wipe'hernrm" roughly across her eyes as if half ashamed that the process was ;feces-, sary, be would not only bave left the ribbon, but something else besides for a remembrance. ' • i*, Gipsy seemed to have an inkling that all was not right, and came rub bing his head against her woolen petticbat, but a sharp call, repeated still metre illartily, - dreirthe. dog,uf ter his disconcerted and discontented master ' as fast as his three legs'would carry him; and soon the. -russet woods swallowed Up both, and it was no use straining wet eyes . at the dairy. lattice. CHAPTER 111. The misunderstandings unavowed lovers arc, of all others, most persis tent, least comprehensible, and' least open to happy solution. ' ' : Amos liedley and Hope Wolsing ham saw just so much af each other as served to, widen the:gap' bevreeri them, and not eriongh to - bridge. it' over; yet, with perverse . inconsis tency of human nature,, the attaell-... merit of each, became strong as there seemed less .likelihOod off' a mutant understanding. Servants botb;With set dutiesiand hard work between - them-from one week's to another, they had no leis ure to ruminate. with folded - hands and grow mOrbidly, sentimental, -but the heartache was: not the less real Una deep. The few'days'interceriise at the farm, when the men was help less and the woman tenderly helpful, had raised .hopes which only lacked confirmation. . Alas, for hope f Their first nteet ing set doubt in its place, add doubt is an enemy not easily dislodged.. The brown and crimson, leaves of October had grown dingy under, the chilly breath of young :Ntivember, and lay in sudden- heaps under the dripping trees when the light frost gave away before moist , Amos, in aitendence on Sir Will iam, came andwent from the park to' the moors, the nearest Wart° which. rounded to the corner of the farm yard and -crossed the-Aipplegarth meadows,' add had frequent •oppbr tunities tdisay a word in passing to whomsoever chanced to be. about ; and, as they 1 mostly. passed at milk- . ,ing-time, whether morning' or even ing, and the' dogs gave;notice of their approach, it deeded little, contrivance to bring Hope %9,thin speaking WS.: tance 'on these occiSions. - Bur is' milking- Mine come 'Close tupod feed ing and fdddering time,.bigGeOrdie. A.pplegarth Was generally, there also with his, pithfork, or pails of' swill for the porkers, and - beirig rfoiddr gossip, effeetually .. pmented any pri vate tete-a-tete., s-, Geordie was sublimey \ tiliconscicius of bitrualot," but Amos' 'read coristant preeenceran intentionaLink tervention and :tnipervision,nf„.l,topo only,eompatible Iwith l niterior deplg9 of, his own, arid 'resented 'it accord ingly. . ;.• Ile had carried the blight ribbons in his pockethopingl to fin4,a , Ester able moment for, their presentation; but uncertain hOw his otfeiinilnliht be received, he could not With the raw-boned fellow at her' elbow. So the and went !mai!'" With iri higk spleasure 0 &Age garth's • assoCiation'• • With: Hope, he began to. pasn' ' Without,: ;lanci ng, toward - ,the' fartd-iite' l even' l when alone:" gayr;Ar Gripiy ifireicith bite and - evinced the bars a rab,. mutt "..quiet' frolic` with Hope„ plump : : nndlywi always ready“t o ntroke, Jis ..head, shrill and prolongee..whiAle!PlO: monad , ctbe grateful:on/44'1141%i before he,could•lick-ber, bazi4A9 /Pe _ VrtdectiiioArsont :-,. -,1::. r 4 1 - '.L': :ice .-,fo. CEA L 1i ' -; Amonihati 'he sees` aft ebeit:l hotwsiteluiethei , thought him) But she theegbt Pr/We Tx% ehe. kept ,o 0 frif eight 9,1 1_,A. be ,r e . pear ; ,144 - she *ate ed (roils behitid the itatiy' WM*, dfiit sighed'l42 mile 111-Pne' ;afire- irealzotti tfuling,epior t hut its:; l lrigiltile*pr4oi aho,, host het anti , l!er, appetite;l and then Dainfi of the t' , ; • 1 flops insisted, it Was only due to the , weather,, but': the good datie thclught4berwile,o!, decided -that' her maid should have a holiday 'for' the; purpoic H of eonsaltitig her graud rocithiiri'the- dectressi and tininging back - sack herbs' and : simples as their own garden might not afford., Betty Walidugran,_..whariwt borne; hi ,was. :but seldom, ,occupied a clottuge, in ri lint. of rift high on the side ; plo3lacli Felt Ot her' 'Cottages; ,chie9y+:Cn abated bY'Oltaien 'and their. families; , Were scattered•ihere 'AAA sing : :or" in .grupW. .] Item fituod, alone . ad . ; Ivor , '3 under t,h6 shelter 'cif tw.giOy \ • rock, and'ivis dis ingiiiihed' by w small , : piacili et :gar- den=ground.iin , !each' ifettyl reared ,a few IvegeMbleu medical 4er.bsfirl...llrtd nourish' With . little Cultivation. A' clear rstiriig'ofpure iva \ ter trick , led front' rthe rook behind, and ran. away a,thin : rale. :down thehill. Side, leaping to spray here and 'tkere lo'st itself inw' wider barn, inkfas the coal- depoSitS whence it, - 'Burphead was little More than three,,miles 'from Derwentaide, but threemiles of rugged, pathleia road oVerMoor and' fell, intersected with yalining eavernsin the. shape, of 'an Old .and• abandoned, ,coal-pitAii, with gorse, and whin to impede progress if the' "blind path . " be deserted three' miles, I say, of such road might Well count, as six. fki: Dame Apple garth must have felt when she filled with.fresh butter,. near laid eggs, a piece of bacon,. and '"a pie, - a.basket for Hope to'earrYto her grandmother and hurried thogirl off early on the Saturday, afternoon, with strict in- Jiictions not', to return 'Until the next day, When She Was to start early from - 13urnhead, least the mists of evening should overtake her before she got,home. Hope took the basket and tnidge'd off; • hardly &cling its weight; perhaps her heart was the heavier of thel,wo, for as she . : left• the house door she saw : Athos .Hedley , at the corse-gate, and! though ,his foot ad itanced as if to meet her he'stepped bac., and, the, sudOrT7siiitedied out from his face.' - Shtilidd net' seen Gilbert Apple. girth and Geordie together watching r.from the farm-yard, or heard, as . Amos had, the fartuer's words to his 130 n ati- he slapped him on the back • pesoUragingly with one hand and painted at the sametime,to the figure going „toward the village with the other. • • " There's a canny lass for thee, Ilwordie; mitvor her . marrow in all Darwham... . • • A canny .lass, indeed, under the gray defied , cloak,' - with the gypsy hat tied down sci'clesely and modest ly under her . chin, so as to cover her ears and shadow her face from either glaring sun or staring eyes. , There . Fee little sunto stare at her ihat"-November afternoon, and the fen?' pittnen she Met, with their picks over their'shoulders and their empty bait-pokes slung behind, merely said: “ . qude4lcp, hinny," and passed on. Never i had the, road to l 'M er grand other's ieemed to long and' weari i3ome7litlier she was y - ill;reall or had been disheartend at the first start, for before she.:. had gone half the distance she sat, down to rest on a boulder gray and yellow with lichen and put her basket beside her, glad to be relieved of the weight. • As she sat there pondering what Arnoi Healey really thought about her; and whether it was true be was courting the laimdry-maid at the and whether it would be wise to mention him at an to her old graral mother, ruminating in a desultry sort of wiy i looking absently before her across the fell the 'while, she saw a ,figuie approaching in the distance and ,swidenly recognized the disreputable tinker, Nick raw, _ She_ snatched up her ;basket in the instant and hastep ed along, with steps no longer re tarded by lote-dreams, but quicken , edby apprehension. ' Apparently he_ was not journeying her way, for, on- banking back after awhile. distance, or the ineqalities of the road hid him from view. . Greatly'to Hope's disappointment, Betty Wolsingliam's cottage - was CloSed: Its owner was evidently abroad, smonlhing some one's way either into the nro4d or,out of it, for the door, was lacked, which was never the case 'during temporary absence. Whit shout& she do nowr,. Go back she.rutist(and ;that withoo delay; bot,she was already , .tivedotnd had, no find to carry a. heavy load back with her. 7'There 'was=h small Stone tench OntaidiAhe' cottage; acid here she seated' ' herself tor consider—not. the !expanded I prospects . before her, blate bertiliPP•• • " - • ' :FA4IE, b r ad given h er an appe tiie. Cimiratuliting' herself: On the pork pielnlier basket, she- broke • claim i Ofa - paste without , cere-: many, and.linding 4 tin,dpper at the back of.the cottage, helped her Self to a draught Ofwiter from the _She then triellath_easements, but t4if had Awn• earefullY,#ceureikie there was, : no,ehan.ce to empty her - bisket iviralo'w-seit Her titO plintitie ttileave the things and ar.menshge - witiv Betty's. nearest neighboricelllet's Wire-, , wito lived acme f,onrlutdret/yap:la avfay dOivn the burn-side. \''fhisigotild 'take her - inn iif UrtirtiSi,thilt *mild betetter -than gninglbsele (Ss atlen.; • • :;So resoliting,pho lgYd,..iter ' basket this i t,ime with "a little sigh Of ,weariness ; the aftertMen thOugh'slibtknette every - 10bt:of thermakthetnnwhieige Mote, with the cono2o4BPow t sor,44. t;vddy,l}, before pei`ilutdovs' defied - hi: - Brilitithe'etSllferli tlitY tabled tliattfergnindeiotheriadmay liellitente.thp-IFCA4e:d!tir.oo-, !. :` 5 -tYi L. - - f. .•r, rr !.f, " ' l, l . ' l . I , ''' - IM MO DOWAimuminfitdvanclo: 1 fietened up her cottage becanse there Were borne!" uncanny, chaps. Moshe WV_ kecpin', aboot." * pea heart give a leap as she ?bought' of lack lfair, and was half inclined to-accept the woman's hospit able, invitation to remain there until Morning. She - bad, , however, - too ; clear a perception of the already over I croide4l'state of pitmen's but to add' for its inconvenience. Content mg herself with leaving the comesta bies behind for the woman's own use reserving Only the bacon for her grandmother, with many profuse ,apologies for rejecting the hospital ity, premed upon her, she turned her tke9 honnward , not without calculat ing' hoii far she would be able to trarei , before darkness came to ob scure her path. stout heart hid Hope. Setting fatigue, aside, she stepped forward resolutely, with the gray hood of her cloak drawri over her bat, and the einptY. basket swinging In her hand' tothe motion, of her feet. It was anything but,a straight or a defined path ; here and there 'she followed the downvrard course 'of the burn, once or twice:she crowed therunning water with a bound,noW she traversed preelPitous ledge of _rock s , anon a cleft in Which the day was quenched, and from which she only emerged to - find. the twilight . deepening, and a thick: mist blotting the outlines of the., landscape.. ,She was glad- when reached the open moorland, and lnew that more than half the distance was:traversed. For the first time she stopped to rest, leaning against a low gray_ ridge of atone, while she shook the chafing sand and pebbles, out, of her shoes.. ME thnvery. stoppage had con jured up a "bogle," she heard a loud halloo, w4tich was Answered by a rough Voice, \ apparently on the other side ot the ridge, sad- within two yards of the spot where she stood. Neither the call nor the answer were in choice language ; but what made tier heart sial:was that the man hailed hid answered - to the name of " Nick," arid that she could not par-, sue her road "'without being seen as soon as she reached the dip of the slaty screen of stone. \ Hope's breath came and went. The spot was lonely. The man had an evil name, and his friends Were tarrnd with the same biush. She was equal ly at a loss whether to advance or re treat, And indeed was hate ' afraid to stir lest the crunch of looie_siOne be- . , neath her tread might ~ tell of her 17, presence. And now she felt that even the gathering fog was a friend to her ;'l she might be able to pass tlie,end of the ridge under its veil. There was no dinigei on the moors she dreaded bi comparison with - those men, of whom she had had a shuddering hor ror since the day she saw young Ai s nos Hedley so bruised and battet ed by their brutality. As she paused in fear and uncer tainty, she heard Nick Faw abuse the others for keeping him waiting -so long in the cold. Then there was a gurgling sound as of liquor passing from d bottleneck down some one's throat, and then—well might she hold her bpath and -listen with mouth agape—all the details were discussed of a vell-laid plan to break into Der wentside Ball on the Vonday night, and carry off whatever plate and val uables they could lay their hands on, any opposition on the part of the in mates to be silenced by the knife.' Hope's - eats and nerves were Strained to the uttermost, her dread of discovery increased by the weight of the secret now in her keeping, and shealosged to hear the Men depart and leave the path open to her': Presently there was a move,a move that appalled her. Nick" Faw an pounced his intention to return to Black Fell. If he did, he must turn the corner of the ridge, and not even the fog would hide if - he- brushed liwainst her. . Resolution came quick as thought: 'Gathering herself together, she dart ed off like an arrow froin the string, passed the dip of the rock unseen, if not 'unheard, in the fog, and barely caught the startled " What be yan ? or the jeerint , reply, " A hare, mon Ply,ye think it be auld Clootie ?" as away she scudded with all the celeri ty of fear and' its reckless lack of perception. = In the one dread of pursuit, she kept her course though she could fiCaredy see a yard before her, and landmarks had disappeared. Soon she had a dim consciousness that she bad lost her way. and moved forward with •rnore caution. Now she beganto wish she bad accepted the born-lantern offered by the pit man's wife, that she might scan the path before her feet and distinguish bishes from boulders.. She was worn out with fatigue, terror, and anxiety, and what wonder if she::also wished for; the arm Of Amos to sustain her, as she stumbled at diery- - Step? All at once her Spirits rose ; she fancied 'she' discern6l a well-known clump of balhes through which ran a narrow. footpath leading direct to the Village, MA Hope,. congratulated herself on ;being so near home. ' Ics there was the gap between 'the gorse. She put her 'foot cent'. 4ently forward—s shriet pierced the fog! = She was going dizzily down, down into the depths-of unuttembld darkness 1 • . "Mamma," said a wicked youngster, 'data I a canoe?" "No, my , child; why do your ask'• Oh, because you always say yoh:likb to See- people paddle their own canoe ; and I didn't know but maybe . I vizi - Yours." The. boy went out of the door with, more reference to speed than c An evil is no¢ necessarily unreal be calm it has been often feared without juit cause ; the wolf does sometimes enter in and Make havoc of the flock, although there May hisg been many false alarriis. - • It was On the ,train and he was trying to read. - -Theto.arr.a a crowd -in' the cars, and :amongst , others a. lady with a very sprightly . little :gni that had blue eyes, a bea44 geld, and an inquisi tive = tongue. She'plied hini iwith guns tiOtie-ind -toyed - with- bts= watidr chain. The':•Mother. fairly bemired upon him. lie, mermsly to the mother : " Mat do lea c 0 your ; little darling?" Widow, He; "Caliber then:" Mien: - &Ail* resumed. NMI ~a ;Ti. j, a" r .- '.1:67.: - .;,1., - 1 , !, ,1:.:,..-,;..-, ME NEM MEI 1~~ ~1 ~~ (Cce7C;AUPED NEXT W-=LMIII, • nu) fiords which, bursting through - the rooky- barrier thist - gnartli- the - const,run far up into the interior,con- • constitute a most characteric feature of Icelandic scenery. - Tiu3y have all a great similarity of form, so that the description of ths3 genend,fiteturee of one may eerie equally for that ofnlf, the others; -;Raving-:probably. been at first rents or chtunnx produced by the gezieral.9heaving of the Wand, their length is very often dispiopo tioned: r to their breadth ; some of them being scarcely two milerwide, • _ yet extending twenty-five or even thirty into the country, and continu ing still farther by narrow- .vales, down which the mountain rivers find their way to the Sea- Lofty ridges, running out into'the ocean and end ing in precipitous' headlan ds, separ- _ ate them from each other. In the neighborhood of the Rode and Bern fiords. these assume their most-mag , nificent appearance, attaining an ele vation of nearly four thousand feet;-' though their awage height on other parts of the gout is only about the half of that now specifiWSo sadden is the rise of these mountains that it • is no uncommon thing to-and preci pices - one thousand feet high, from the top of which a stone may be cast into the sea. :The fiords are thus shut in on both /sides by pependitular ' nulls of .rock towering ttp to a tre mentions height, whose summits are , clothed with eternal snows or veiled in dark clouds. All around seems - dead ;no trace-of life is visibl e. Man and all that he produces vanisbamid, the mightier works of Nature. Woods and the higher classes of the vegeta ble creation are entirely wanting, and. the naked rocks are too steep for even the hardy birch or the stunt ed willow to fix their roots. No sound is beard save the billows dash ing on the craggy shore, no motion . seen but the cataract rushing down the rugged cliffs. ,such isithe gener al appearance of these fiords, and the repulsive aspect they present; yet there does the Icelander choose his dwelling, unappailed - by the rocks which threaten every moment to crush- him by their fall. .The island - is' nowhere thickly peopled ; but these firths and all their connected valleys are more so than any other portion. Here grassy meadows are found, in the immediate Vieinity- of the sea ; and here, therefore, the na tives can employ in conjunction both those ,sources of gain which alone the severe climate leaves open to _ them. On their shores are the-finest pastures for the cattle, while their waters are - - ,a favorite retreat of the cod—the' most esteemed of - the fish caught on the coast FACTS FOR KEROSENE BURNERS.-- - Every lamp filled with the fluid is liable to explode alter burning sever-. al hours. But no explosion will ever happen when the lamp is full. The danger come,2 from the constant gen eration of an invisible vapoi in the Confined space above - the oil. The b vapor,whieli is inflanifnable,is caused by the heat of the burner communi cated to the - oil; but it will not ex- - plOde unless exposed to the flame. The metal attachment on lamps often become 40 degrees warmer than the Oil, which is' itself sometimes as high as,loo degrees. Hence kerosene ' to be entirely safe, should -be neatly 150 degrees proof. • Iti 'the United. States alone ' .last year, over 100 deaths per week were reported from accidents by kerosene. A simple test is to place a table spoonful of the oil in a saucer and apply a lighted 'match ; if the, oil ig nites it is unsafe never use it. If it does not take fire it is not necessarily safe,. because the temperature of the oil in open air is not so great as that in a burning lamp. , Keep the metalic. pa.rts 'of - lampa clean and their air passages open. After a lainp has been burning three or four hours at - one time, never-re light again till filled. In extinguishincr the light, tutu the wick down quite low and .allow - a few seconds to - intervene before blowinty - out the flickering - flame, .or, better • still, do not blow it out, but let it flicker out.--Prairie Farrier. FUN, FA61 1 AND FADETLE. A. ten-dollar bill Calif the feminine gert;• der when it is the fair's X.--[ Whitehat, Times. .' • - Dancing has beeriAntroduced into the army. Probably yok-have heard of its squad-drills.. • The accordion was invented in 1828 by Damian. If weever get hold of Diamian —.—[ Fos Humana. The way'tFt make six cents go farthest. Buy a. stamp and put it on a foreign let ter.—[Pittsburgh Telegraph. . 1 , The man who got in a barber's chair, pinned a newspaper round his neck and began to read the towel,. •may justly _be called absent-minded. yin IriShman says that "itis a great pleasure to be alone, especially any your sweetheart was Rid you. Antique je§t— Eastlake sehOol—vert r re. [Boston , -Traveler. It is said that afternoon marriages are the present style in England. Can't be. There never was a marriage before Bic. What, never? No, never !—(Philadel phiu "What," 'said an inquisitive young-la dy, "is the most popular color for a bride ? We may be X, little particular in such mat ters;but we should prefer a white one.— [ Elmira Gazette. Mrs. Partington again •. "Poor man !" said the old lady ; - "and -so' he's really gime at last ! Ninety-eight, was he ? ' Dear,- dear ! to think how that if he'd- • lived two years more he'd have -been a centurion."—[Judy. ' In struggling to make a dull-brained boy understand what conscience is, a teacher finally asked, "-What makes you feel uncomfortable after you have done wrong?" " Father's leather strap,"• feel ingly repliOd the boy. " Whyare you looking at me so intent ly, Alice?" said_Theodpre. "I was gaz, leg at vacancy," replied Alice, dreamily ; and yht there is a twinkle about her - mouth that shows her appraisement of - . the yonnglnan.t[Boston Ttaliscript • Breathitt county, Ky., _is described in the Louisville Courier-Joirnal as— ' a land where resolver and rifle. Are used for the purpose of settling disputes Where life Is regarded as only a trifle, And usual for people to die in their booti.'r "Oh, heavens, save my wife !" Shouted` _ ' a man whose wife had fallen overboard in the Hudson River recently, He succeed ed in rescuing her, saying :" "-My dear , if you'd been drowned what should I h a ve done ? I ain't going to let you carry the pocketbobk again."—[Syracuse IleraldL Everything : that is lovely is in= Christ, thereferd - He is called the "altegaher lovely ;"= -- yOu want strong sight, clear light; and fixed attention to discover His glories ; all this God can give you, and he ' bidi you ask Hint. " First class in astronomy stand up. Where does the sun rite?" "Please, sir, down in our meadow; Laced it yesterday." - " Hold.your tongue, you dunce. Where does the sun rise?". "I know, in .the east." _" Eight ! and why in the east ?" "Because the 'east makes everything Mrs. Dunshudder fed a tramp yester.- day because he wore an old army coat of faded blue. "You went through the war V! said the qmpathetic soul. "Yes' m; I was drummer," and when the fellow reached the sidewalk ho concluded the smtenee, for a hardware store in Chica go"—[Vita Obserstr. • • - EEO