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Offir, with Pritrirl: & wm: LITTLE, A TTOILVI: TS-A T-LA 11: TO Tr.4..VDA, PA. OfTlce In Pets-Ws 1114,ck, cor. .11aln and PrldgenSts Towaila. Pa_ April 15. '7.. G PORG.E D. STIICIc7D, 4 TTY :NET .4 ND 00 CNSELLOR-.17-LATit finlc,-3;•ain,t.„ four doors N , rtti of Ward: How. Pmetii-i -, Snpn.rno or pi•i,ylvaiiiii :01.1 1.111:v4 ) TOIV.VN DA, PA IT• ST.IIEETER. • L AIV TOWANDA, PA. e OyERTON R MERCUR, ATTORNEY' AT LAW, TOWANDA PA. °lice over 3L.nt..l,4es,Store. zmay67, Tr A. oWI'AtTON. P.ODNFX A. 3IERCUR W.M. MAXWELL,. ME .4 TTOR.:I 7 -..4 T-LAW orrlcy, TONVANnA, PA, A Fri: :2, , 71. • F 0 IT liF;; TOILYE rS- A T-1; .1 it% Twa - anda. Pa. 11v17-73. In Mei ^ar. 1110,k E. ,T. A.NG LE, iTTyRNE3 - -.17-L.IIV 21,• , .. WP,II CarwAinn, Towarthk, Fa Jan I.':i ( - 1 F. MASON kJ. ATToRNF.Y AT LAW, _ _..... . Tc.V. - ,N,NDA-PA. ivr,". - ,., f.rst door f-o^.ts of C.-IS. - l'atit Esrl.... sec . . . _ ..-----1- T - 4 1 L. HILLIS, AID , V.N EY-AT-LAW. • Towi.NDA. PA. .01.110 wjP,I lutril 1-75 ANDREW WILT, • .4.TTOILvE Y SSD COLXSELOTi-tT-L.4W. ~v.•rcCrok-r.•two uorrh I",,wan,ta: Pa. May I,kc con s ulted n '74.1 rcPp ERSOMS.II - ., KIN.NYI A TTOR 7 NE YS-A T-LA Ttiv:AY . :D.k, PA. Ordc...! In Tracy Noble's Block J1:1.10. 157, l it -Vr H. T I I(Y.NI. I'S'ON, .ATTORNET • AT ALL7, 4 INC. PA. 1;111 attcad 2:1 ,ntri,t-‘1 1.• car.-. Fratiford, S.:l/1V:IU an4.l\l'yontiliz (Alice With Eql. kJ* '4•71 ELs.r, - r,EE. T..wANDA TT( 1:,;!, rl L. LAMB, /`.• .\TT(U azt , ;:hlrd in CI I-: T OlkS E LSI3II, EE; ATTOR -7 AT L AW, T, , wA Nr. A, PA. their th. 7 t•ei3l T.% • ~ i 141:1:1•• • • ccoti E. ‘ , V1:1:1 . 1 iN. 1--7) N. C. 73" -T A I/I IL *S . :. CLA LI FF, _ •ATT4_,I.NE.Y`, AT T. kw. " Ir , t :• , 4:11 of tt,.. First N;, - 1. Nt - A PHA M3l=!3ElZMilil G ilipLEy, PAY NE. .1 T nsr 7 . -1. A 71". No. 1. T 1: .0 WO; 5 . 7., ) r /HE IMBRIONIS =ME .y3sl" P. NI: 1 - AT. LA W, 1% , ..( .N13.11•"10.N ET! Sid, :•quirt• AA VIES 4: CA lINOCII AN. !T LAW. li~:_I:CT 1 V, LOCK TT - TT , qINEY-AT-LAW. ; I , nic:iv.! I•:nr., or Mt.. Nj ' 1:;: . (etitrall4 . t . on ,17.111 ) Pl. S,'.m.ITII,iI)ENT..IST)„,, 'Ark • - - - n:ca:•-7 , • 111 Z. S. I\f. IVOOD.-8171 , 1.N. I 1 1 121cr over A..El::•k's NT..y 1. 1 , : - .11y • . 1).•PA1 " NE ! M. P.,- Jo- .I`X SI"RGErr.V. .•••••r •N!.t .if!trr tymni Q , 12) In A. \i.. f 'MI 24. P. M. Sp. , 1:11 11w Iy. T. g. -10.11NSON, ..07) Srllq1;11.% • r Dr.:70:1,r S Son's Drug St ~ : r, Tu34-anda 11 . 1). L. DonsoN, I)ENTIsT. • t.p. af!er I. 21. !.• tht , •z t. n , A2r (:r I Ir. Pratt 13 new IttiAnvbs AIT 13. KELLY. DENTIST—Office ra. si!! rtcd 1;1,1 : and Al estra:•ttot %silLout fain: C lIKNTIST, it - tv;nr r—n,ve , l I)..ntal 6f^ , ,! inn, Tracy Walngn.lstore, I,'J.,' pr,pll - ,1 t" allllule of dental work. • -:•,, put In a u.• 13 - gu ai,arAtum., : 2. Agents for ',T. LIFE INC7ItANCE .)311'.1N1 & Pattun's Mock, Bridge Sts. S. GF` , iF.RAL INSURA:NCE AGENCY . 187 G T 1 )WANDA INSURANCE AGENCY M the r ! ,tirt Muse NOBLE kyINCF;NT, M \ FIN; ,INSI.7P, A NCE r4 , ll4,win g - RELIABLE AND ,FIRE TRIED COO pa:lles r , ...pres,nted : LANC ,, IIII:I"., rIItESIX,IfomE,SIEILCAANTS !:; . z . rlt :4' . . . . . . (••- t , .2 t ) li p ep.day at home. Samples fc .L_! ; . -0 ?..;,w0i - fli *1 free. Stinson ck. 4 'o.. r"..r.11:01h. SrAlne. ' (inehig-76-17 (::Z 1 c) -...day at home. Agent's wanted. QIL ()ant and terrnl (rev. - True Ik• F.:1 1 /6.41,? I:figapi - r 4 ! l !q Mi )l 7: ~ . . , . lascellizeons Advertise:tents. T BY 999 every C- agent every month ''- In t j he n... 33 we furnish, but those willing to work can ea..- Di earn a dozen dollars a day right in their own loi'ailties. Have tio more room to explain here, linsiness pleasant and litmorable. WOMen, boys and girls do as well as men. We will furnish you a complete Outfit, free. The lmslness pays better than anything else. We will bear expense of starling • you. Particulars free. Write and see. Farmers and mechanics, their sons and daughters, and all classes In' need of paying work at home, rtieulil write to us and learn all about the work at once. Now Is the time. Don't delay. Address Tnur. & Cn., Ati-mbta. Maine. Jau:S.'77. SOMETIIING NEW! • If as orymett a Hospital for Sick and Dis , atoil Hor„es [ at Toqatida, Pa. }lorries - net veil for t eatment for the following diseases; Poll evil n I tila. all pipe and cancerous sores; warts :and nun , rs of all ile,criptions. disc:l4rd ey.:... wind min. klav ins Of all kinds, ring tenet; la mqiie , s eared (),itmdt not removed); scratches • or , gunny heel ; rhoulder strains or founder; cunt ranted feel-and all di,eas,s eme.pt contagion.:' cutting at bpd,,,i,,ng phi horses teeth—an operation that deserves the attention and approbation of all horsene.n—an orwiration which Improves the age and condition., adding years to their lives; doek Int:. pricking, at stratglitentng of tail , : cautration of alt Moores and colt% (none c cepted). For a stable of this klnd,he has all the ronicniettee,. There milt be on etfilldtion at hi; office the only complete anatomy of the horse in A merira (eontaialng all of the '2.17 bones), and many rare specimens of surgery 1,,r form, it be hint. II:a% lug eectired the s , rvlces of d.:+. LEvri.. * V-S.. and by g-ntiettiatily ,leis;rtni.ri and strict Atten tion to buslnes, I hop , . to merit the- ,bcteern and ar.Pro' , at ion of the public, and solicit a liberal sh.re of their pat rolloge. Sls•ri:11 a l tyn t lon given In ItIce:ICS. of Horn en tr.e. I) . r. 1.Ew1 , : nil visit fts.l4-mts at :iny cll.-t:•.nee for r:•asonable pay. Eiarnlat.,ns and con. , ultatlons fr... - itface ar-:KlNGsnyny•t; 1.11 - F.ny sr.tnt.t. Week to Azeit... Orif.ll Fr, `.)•) VP - KEY:Y. Main, . . pltl'ANT'S POPULAR ,From the 411.covery ts• frec4.+1 , ..(1 hr a sketch 4.f ttir pre-h!,:oric puric.4.l aid sge 'or the molind buiht”rs., Lv WILLIAM CULLEN BRYANT AND SIDNEY rnlly Irn , : r;l:4'd with :0 IK•roni , ph•te In tour volnnw... large 4.,•tay.. ;co plle,,a,n. & Co., publ:,hen, 7t3 it 713, N, F,r • 4. MATTL:tiN,Si .11n1..0n, C;et“ , ral .kgents, • 17. , 7 Che,tuta . /r. M. S. CON V ER:4. Agt•ut Tor Northern :;11 S:„ Elmira, N. Y. .limlsf. 111 - -A It=il ;k1 1 9 1 . ir , " • • 3 - 7, d - 3 1.4 TO TIIE - 1 1 ;01:KING CLASS.:- re are prepa . n.d to farni,h all cla,e4 1%C.11 co - aqt:.nt en.V. , ymvnt at thi• is hi 2i- of the tlivie, or for ttwir •pare aml Per,,ons of (Lltlir rum 1.4• m lit) ril!, to 15 per 'evcnihg, and 0 rr,,,,,r -tionai slim 1,3• A•voting their whole time to the I.u=- Int•,.. Itov, and girls rani nearly as thlieti a no•th Thf who s. r t nonce may send thrir tot tht! w , . 1:1:41ie thls nnpar :di.4cd Ti such a , art. not d (1 , 0,:at to pay f . or tioat,ll,( , f t It partk.ular, 1., L e5.11113 , 1it , r :1, and -1 ropy of r• nn ottiee largr . :: Cal 3'; frt.,byh:ae.. if you u. 1::: I..rntah , nt. protita' , k• l; 1:4v1; N• Cod V"rtlatal, 31;;Ine. 1 1 11 E Flt ..1117TUA IN 01 TUSC.IIIO!:A, now I,alng p•rpetual pond , FAII3I PROPERTY ONLY. Ea , hir , •rnl.. , r pay - . a :PP. at lII^ :1111` of fnkiir:: , g: to, ...v..rel:arl.•r at:4l t. x pen •e•zi r 1 :qui. at ...ace pt to int,: Lre anim,ll: the L1 , 0 1 .'1' 1 4. This FARM Pi:opEirry, In!” favor. ta4 , 2 or it114,1:14-4s. PA. The .Igeh: will 1110 TkolVn•ilip , of Tu,ca rorn, Wyal - astrig. Asylnm, T,Fry and StaTl.9. - ;1g.5 . ;,, a , , and farmer:, In 'rown ,h;p, vd,bit.g :L‘tuante. or lafLrn,at:na, !nay ad dn. A. 1,. S N7:ll`. See. root A gt., ST , rir,7 1I1:1, Co_ SITMTW I'rrs. - et.o7iln F II.ST NATIONAL BANK) PA MME! Tll7. T 1 ank o!Y,'rt UNUSUAL, FACILITI r.s to the tral,,n( th:11 o f a GENEMIL BANKING BrSINESS INTEREST D ON DE 1'0:- t; I=l tci , !!':/g• t 7.407 , :}7 7 1 ,, - ;:iy part I v + itl . 4i ^1:1: Fr g!:11'1 , 1. 11..• 7:0/ t4s:',l:, of 11"iri pc, llCrj pr ,1:3f;• tl:At To rr 0:•! t],o lest storm! or alway- t.:l M U' ;•,,TItEET OVEl: AT T:1.1)1:(1:1) EINIEIII2 paid for U. S.; Bonds PO (V N. N. I: ETTS 1 1 . )0 OK BIN D F.puNic is IL3N• , -11 te, -:e - 1:001i—B1`_;DING M=MI lI=MI in ail It t..rin. a, rea. , na'•lr •natt: ti%.••• — TI:t• IrtA tho 11. C. IVIIITAKT,It. T. IWAN:,2, add 1. , pr.daptiy dl a - r , •; 1711.'t Wel amii ti-a paid to and MEE to any d.,lred pativrn. width 111 (o=ll7 and dun.. warralde.l. .41. - All work w:11 be ready fr:r der.sery A"Len rr,qat,ed. The pa:runage or the pn!,Ec Is sollelt and per ter: sa t 'NNet ) EDUCTION I•N l'l4 No 'LUNING 1 prort , se to tine P.lArlo. to•rt ,- a!tor S 2 EA.CH TIME, W S 4 BY THE YEAH fast rvn ehtc ark, ot,hle ttv , Itorough, 211 extra charge vkl:1 made trw,, , ;;;;,g: fee. and:1:1%1o. S.'2. te77. THE HIGHEST HONORS The .Jude nnantmott , ly recommend 0 , MEN DELt.SirIIN PI A NuS fqr the 1)119.‘ .11. k OF ll' Nol: AND MEDAL OF MERIT ;hem rn the fr.,m, tank wllLout a suNllor. r, Rl:Lfar CoNVETITION F 01: STIITCTLY g:r,A for s'_':Jo. 51.000 $(150 for i•':275 ::4700 for $3OO. for ! $75(1 for ti3i',s *: , ..300 for $350. $450.- 900 foros46o NO CoMMI ,, SION TO AGENTS, NO DIE4'OUNT.4 To T'EACIIERS, NO DEVIATII7N IN I'ICICE TOWA NDA. PA THE IMENIII:I.SSOHN Grand, Square, and Up right l'iatios cnntaln valuable patents and finprore tortits never Iry true' harrsluced. MATIII•SHEK'S NE%V PATENT 'DUPLEX trVEIt:sTIKNG 4'..1.1,E is the greatest advance in th, , 4 , r Piano waklnv. pi , slacing the twist r.sionlf,hlng ponn.r, richness and depth of tone, an 4 a :+ustaluing singitig quality awvcr before attained, ring a "Grand Plant. In a Square Case." THE 3fENDELt , soirs rpnioirrs : are! the' finest In America., They are prvuuunced the •• Pl mhos , 4 the, Future." 31.1..N17FAC'611.1 AND NVAIIEROONtii: Nos. 490, 492,49. 4% and 49.3 WeAt 57th Ytreet. Nos. /48, 860, 86 - 2, 864, E6B and £.70 Itar•AVenuet 0. A Illustrated' and descelptlic C'stalngun mailed free MENDFLSSOIINT PIANO CO., Brsiscse Orricz ' NO, GOntoidorlpr,,Yfilfli?rk. S. W. ALVORD,Publisher. VOLUME XXXVII. F. H. LEWIS, V. S., LEWIS. V. S Towntt.l3. I'.•e. I. 1,7 r; nisroa r OF THE UNITED STATES mtwARD GAY OF. TOWANDA CAPITAL S unru . s FUND TO Al:1:1:1:MINT SI•ECIAL C kitti GIVLN TO 3'll Y. ZION 01 PASSAGE TICKETS Gold and Silver BLANK BOOKS, to Fell ORGANS AND PIANOS Of the :.rat niatlitrzyture!, as usual Apply to or address pnor. W3I. Toy:arida, l'enn'a ESIBEI CENTENNIAL EXIIIBITION! Ftl:^T-Cce~s 1~ET1:t II NTs PIANOS SENT ON TRIAL gercicd &thy,. Two jolly topers once eat In an Inn, Dismissing the merits or brandy and gin. paid one.to till other: "I tell'you whit, Bill, I•re been hearing tr-lay or the teetotal milt. "You stust'know that this comical' mill bas been hunt Or oid tivolren casks when the liquors been spilt; Vol go up some high steps, and when at the sill, You've a paper to sign at the teetotal mill. "1",q2 prosnlAn by signing this piper, t think, That ale, wine, and ~ F ll- 1 ;s pat never will drlnk ; yr!e as they cal! t.nelt rascally srrill, And t;lieu you go Sub) the teetotal "Th-re'sa wheel In rol3 plll they call and! dental, Troy turn It a 171 t 1:1-4 to itt colt a trial ; ()Melo:hes are tn.td.. new, and It you've been 111, You're very twit cur:-el nt the teetotal Bill - Ilitened and wondered ; at length then he cried ; "Why, Toni. If It's true n•l:at you're' telling about, What tools {To most he to he here sitting still— Le; us go, and we".l look at the teetotal ut111.7, They gazed with amazement; then came in with a man. With ezei.,,s am! di.e.tse his visaze was won ; lie mounted tho steps, signed tho redgo with a And urn( In for a turn in the ietto:3l IL. quickly rano• out the pirture itfda-alth, - Artl wAtite,l on the highway to wealth ; And a: onwa - t1 he Wk oat Still tIV! Whet,/ nt the teetotal null." TI 0 ~ext that W nt It) tr,r, a mat; and hi, mfr I*.or 14,::g, year,‘ thvy'd il;;; !it saife ; h..r a,, , 1 hyrure ti Ivo:11.1 . . . . k:.l. . . ~ llnt 1115 heart 1 , ..,1: 3 turn In th.! teetfitaf mull t,l r,:vm h. rani , ciat, how altered waq he ,”1“.7 -. .—!totv They no `. NO, yo , t vha!i't ''Tes, I v 211!," They were 1 , : - essing 1 , g,..11.1..r Cm. 1 . . 7.1..tr.ta1 m1:1. N.-c enate a r,ag:t fe:hr.v.; tti a T irk, 'Co pritie!pal iTork ; 110 !...10it: that that 11.arlilt.g• 4.1 . . 17 skin he t (Alla Y 11;!,•• • And (Irmi:c a- he wao• tI roe:l;,:tiiito ir.111„ N 1 hat I: - 0r re r.mt freer folia t^II ; Batt t . .. tithi , ; W:11 changed, and 111:: lan: guage sell; And u,lzeiilw had turned round the brow of the hihi; lie 1:11,:t amJ thinkca Go , / far the teetotal Thy ib.or were nt:tdo rich, the' WO:1k wen) tua,le s!roi.g. Th; J- ,t w.oi !natio ,:koi!, apd the vase mg TL-sr inir4clcc puz..-.'xtl both Tlioruai ahn.l At length thvy In fur a t.t:r., lu tho LOA. A MC.- Ns hi:c at:l.r I bea:l a great shoat; I ; t0u:..1 to s.Ne I:bat the tiol c v.:Ni about ; C tg r."l3 , . ll:ll'yeil to the : , 1) of the hill, - And a cr4)stsl. atnoni sTbleh %Ver.. Thotna, .stll Hill, Were •• Hair:l,ly :or the t..etoia! 101.1:" J r- fliSc dlanepu.S. Tim's Partner. rr .V.NM.NDA M. DOUGLAS.?. "Ain't got nutliin', Miss fMay, to set up a chap in lioustkcepin'—lutve ,you ''''"liogsekeepingl" the young ladi erica in sorPrise. "Why sugely,Tini; you are not thinking and she paused suddenly, eveinic the !lump i Lifore.da'z trom head to l'ocjt: A strange, misinippen creature . it 't k vas. He was barely eiliteen. but he have been twice tint from the of his which was thin and shall . ). and wrinkled about the eyes and forthea , l, surmounted by a shock of s.ainly bretnyhair, and., thatched with an old grtay . Mt, lint uoing to A hnini;-backed tigure, withr : ;:i hotly out, of. all proportij , n, to the.piDched. i-linder legs. The arms, we're lung. and T,iiished I , v hands tvicitoo,i j irge. A pout% l,itir i 0,-• ject. yet there was, .comethin!r wistful and ioneliiag in the great brown eves. $125.000 50,000 g 2ttin • married' Was von fz6ii. to sty thnt. Miss .11: - .v ? lie We!. A _;tl would fnighty itad. would,ri't she. Nviatn she itiekt ti tit suoh a crooked stick? The I.,ortr know.i'w hy Le made ine this ty. i s•l oi - ,e," 4 ." r a rnomont in a rrtit-ctive mootl. Hut th-ct. Miss Alay. Pvt:- trot a room of ohl - 2tiotiler ittaid; and a stove, and a mattrt ss. and nuts I've thl:C11 Per—Jerry ; but you - don't 'know nothin . alotut him. He's a little chap what's had a drunken father all his life. anti lut to get about on two erutt•hes—wors'n nie,'a !rood sight," looklng town with pride on his thin le•rs and substtantial fret. And n o w his f.tthtr's sent up to the and he no place to go to. So we've i-et up together. lie's smart in some ways, is ,Jerry—can sew like a gal. and conk, anti we'll get along just • jolly. Only if we had s o me dishes and Von see me Lave to _pay a dollar a week in advance; for oft' 'Mother Budd is sharp at a bargain,tookin' out fur tricks. Then bougltt so.ne coal and - wood, and that took about all my spare capital." He gave a - sort'of Luinorous grin as he ::rill ." capital," . lie had siroveled off the show atid cleaned the gutter to perfection. Mrs, May had paid Mtn thirty cents. Aftc-ha moment she said: ••(. - ome- down in the basement, Tim.. I 43hould pyt wonder -if We could find You nn outfit. Two boys housekeeping!. It's rather funny." Tim scraped and wiped his fact, stood his shovel in the corner of the area, and followed the young lady within. All winter, he had been on hand to clean the sidewalk and put in coal. Besides his Wages she had gien him a few old garments, and his gratitude had touched her.! Now she felt rather amused. Bridget gave him a somewhat un friendly stare as he - entered the kitchen. She never could under stand .why a lady, like Hiss-May should take fancies "to beggars and that sort of trash." Dr. May looked rather serious about it, and wished her mother had lived; oribat Aunt I!clen knew how to interest her in other people. Me. saw . quite enough of the misery and wretchedness in the world without having his pretty young daughter, breaking her heart over it. "Come and `warm yourself, Tim. Bridget, where are those cracked and checkared dishes picked out the other. day ?: - And there 'are sonic chairs down cellar: . 0, and those old - eomfortablcs I laid away." "Sure,'miss, - I was going to ask you if_ I mightn't give the dishes to my cousin, Aunt Flynn, who is to be married Sunday night. They'd be tvgpd-send to ther.':? "We'll divide them i" iiss *py ME THE TEETOTAL MILL ~„ . \ ,e • it L - (41, r. JE . , . . TOWANDA, BRADFORD COUNTY, 'PA., THURSDAY MORNING, MARCH 29. 1877. Bridget very unwillingly opened the closet dOor. The idea of giving, china :dishes, to a beggar I Shn grudged everything that,could go to " cousin." Miss May picked out two cups and iincers, two bowies, and several miscellaneous articles, including, a block tin teapot, and two or three dilapidated tin pails. "0; Miss May`;; Why, we'll feel as grand asv. kings 1" and the eyes were lustrous with gratitude. "here's a basket to pack then, in. Bridget, give him a little tea and su gar, and some of the cold-meat left yesterday.,l'll run up stairs and find some cothes." • - She came back Wen. Tim's' face glowed to its - utmost capacity, which was large, as he Jiad been out in the cold all the morning. " There, I havn't any table, but all these will help. .You are sure your partner, as you call him, is a trusty fellow ?" "He's good as gold, though he ltain't no legs worth speakin' of. He used to sell papers on the cars, but he stumbled one day and had one cut off and the other hurt. His father used to keep'him 'round begin', but lie's bound to have a nice time now along o' me. If you could hear him. sing', Miss , May—it's like a bir,l han:_tin' out a winder. When the weather comes warm be can sell ap!. pies and sick. I'll have a little spare capital bimeby to start him with.' And it'll be "havin' folks of one's very own. I never• had any, you see. Not that I'd %can't a father like Jerry's. Poor little chap, he's had rO,!ilt times, what with the beatin' and the Qarvin'." • :11i . ss May winked a tear out of her blue eyes. Mow ready these street - Arabs,were to stand by one another ! Would anybody : in her "set " take in a poor brother unhesitatingly ? Tim was grateful from the very depths of his A'9lll, and it was no mean one. He bundled the artieleS in a great pack, and shouldered them, chairs and all,' and drew his sleeve across his eyes, while • his • good-bye had a ver7 husky sound. If Miss Mat ...could have - heard the rejoicing! And yet it was.a miserable little room, up three flights of stairs, with only one window looking - into u rear house: Their bedstead had been Itii l de of dry goods boxes, and when they covered it with her clean chintz and comfortable, and arr*ed their closet shelves with the dishes, leaving door open so they could feast their 'eyes on their nor possessions, they could not resist, giving three cheers ; and Tim was actually coaxed into dancing -a break4lown„ while Jerry clapped " Finneaan's Wake" with his thin hands on the one good knee he had lett. It was a blustering March day,. but they two had a de liv,htrully Warm room and a IC:I , A. What ;unused them most of all was beautiful Miss May's idea that Tim wn tri)ing to be married. tt Tim." said Jerry, solemnly, when their in u! , 11 hml ended, " I don't know how girls f e el about such poor crib pies as y'ou and but inv opinion that my mammy would have been glad enough to have had a husband with the rreat. tender heart you're got. Poor maninir ! I'm glad she', 11l ht.avelr, along of the angels, and I'm glad she don't know aliLmt ivy leg God wouldn't tell her When she's so happy—would Ile, Tim ?" -No. lie wouldn't." s - aid Titri;over a grt - lt lump in hi-; throat. Th.-re „never were such happy days in the dther of those, that fol lowed.. Jerry cooked, kept accounts, washed. ironed, and mended, and ns tLc Nyenthi-r grew wanner began to do quile a Ciriving business in but boquets, standing on tile C-;iner as the men Went; dOSTIi town. N , ?w antl tIcAl he sold popular plio to7rnp!!,..on eounnission, or a lot of choice bniinn.c,:. Ti'a Inisk :,n1 active, ftn , l c.tu: , ht uh all manner of odd jobs. Suw awl then he saw Miss May. Once he sett, Jerry with a bouquet flower, •' I wanted - vou tii see him, Miss Alay." he said afterwards, han, , ring ari.inel until lie eau4ht, sight of her. •• lie don't I. pale and peaked; Le flid when tt•e first set up. it's ! , Ood you see, and no i:•eatin'. And we have just the jolliest times, .von ever of. lie don't watiii me to coil him anything out partner. 1 do Lelievc that little'ehap would 'rive his life for " 0, Tim; how good yon are l" she cried. " You shame richer and wiser puople. It is very noble to take that littl" boy by the hand and love and, p:'oteet him." " Noble !" exclmed Tim, pulling his forelock and coloring through the tan and grim. " Why, Miss lay, he's a sight of 'help and comfort to ; better'n any wife would be, be cause, yo;r:;ce,, no woman who'd take ever'd be hitif so good." . „ "Tim," she said, opening - her dain ky Russia leather pocketbook, "I want to add a mite to your happi ness. am going td the country soon, for the whole summer. I want . you to take ti;is, 4nd spend it just as I tell you. !You and Jerry must go on some nice excursion ; there'll be plenty of them presently. Get a good dinner, and take all the delight you eau, and remember to tell ine all about it afterward." "0, Miss May, you are too good for anybody's folks. tell you every word. And can 1 • conic again nest winter to shovel snow and do chores?" " Yes, indeed, I shall be glad to have you. God. bless you and your partner, poor, brave •little soul. shall think of you often." "I never saw an :ingel 'cept the pidtures with wings, but ,1 know Miss May is- one," said rim - to himself. - Tim and his partner counted their money that night. Business had bee' flourishing of late:' "There's twenty-one dollars that we've saved up free and clear, and ttu~ lady's five. Tim, you had better put it in the bank," and Jerry's eyes sparkled feverkhly. - • , have to -bide the bank book then," and Tim chuckled. "'Think of havin' a,bank accountl we'd feet atmost like AStor, or 'the old Commodore." -"" But I wish you- would, Tim. I'm RfFithi tl ) ,llqTt ) $9 !MIA In t4fitpllpi REGARDLESS OF DENUNCIATION FROM ANY QUARTER. It will be something, against winter When business is dull. Now we're making plenty to live on. Won't pia, Tim .?" "To be sure I will—to-morrow. And we'll hide the y book in that same chink in the floor. No one would think of looking there. And we'll have a rousing time on some excur sion. - We'll choose one with a brass band, and have a little dance in one corner by ourselves. There isn't the beat of Mi3s May in the whole world." " She's r good, but then she's rich, you know: Five dollars doesn't look so large to her as it does to.you and me. But, Tim, I love you better than a hundred Miss' Mays." 1, Tim chuckled and winked'; hard but said never a word: • ~Ife was off' early in the morning, as be had an important job onhand. Jerry would have 7,. dinner' ready, at noon, and would pht on his " store clothes" and go down to the bank - like any other swell. My eyes! Weren't they in clover ? Tim could not get' home ''until three, but ha had earned two.dollars since morning. They had each a key to the door, and finding it locked, Tim drew out his. Jerry had gone to business; afternoons were his times. There Was no dinner set. pqt on the table and covered with a napkin. A curious chill of something like neg lect went to 'Tim's warm heart ; but le whistled it away, and found a bit of cold meat and some oatmeal. Then he :decided he would run over on Broadway and tell Jerry of his good luck. It was too late to think of going to.the bank. No little chap sat on the well known corner. Tim walked up a block, down again, and studied the cross streets sharply. Had he sold out and gone home ? Or maybe he had taken the money to the bank. Tim ran home again. Yes, that was it—the money . was gone lie waited and waited. Somehow feel :a did not bit jolly ' • but he boiled the. kettle and laid the sapper. No Jerry yet. What had become of him? Had he put on his best suit? They had Blade a clothes-press out of a (fry goods box, and Tim- went to inspect it. Why! Jerry's shelf was entirely empty—shirts,stockings; yes, everythitig, even to iris old, every-day suit, gone. Tim dropped en the'lloor, and hid his l'ace in his bands. Had Jerzy— •, - It was funny, butr Tim s'etuared off and gave the box a."' thump that bruised his knuelacs. It seemed _,to, him that the bOXhad breathed a sup' picion. that Jerry had stolen the money and run - away. Then he kicked it, •and sat down and cried as if his heart would break. Ills partner, lit tle Jerry, a thief!. No, he would never, never believe it. He. sat up tilt . midnight, and it seemed to him there had never been such loneliness since the world began. Then the next morning be made some inquiries. Their - two nearest 4xeig,h bars were washerwothen.' , ' Both had been out all 'day. No one had seen . • J err v. 'lf Jerry's father were not in pri son—but he lia , l been sent - up in Feb ruary fur a year, and here it was only the last ofJune. Or if there had been any evil companions hanging vround; but Jerry and every scrap of his belongings, a.,ti well as - the money, had surely disappeared. There was no gay excursion for Tim. Ile brooded over his desertion, and grew moro ,- ,e, began to save his money- again, and shut himself ,up lke a herthit. The poor; crippled boy be had taken to his heart,. that he had warned and fed Ah, it w:l4 -very bitter. Perhaps not even his beautiful Miss _May • would care to remember i iii. ; 4 o lip did not go near her. Autumn came (In apace. One diTary Novem ber (1, - ,y, when he funk(' nothing to (111, 1:e tran.Al Mince; u'(l e:ay and heart All. if there Waii only a Cheery voice to WekOIEW him. Some one stood hl3 dcor, a lady in dainty attire. Some one caught his aria. and cried,: "0. ''r itn I I'm so glral you have come I I have been waiting almost an how'. Tim, I've found little. Jerry, rna he's (lying; but he asks for you constantly. Conte right away—don't Lose a moment." "Jerry!" in a sort of dazed way, as if lie but batr unti,rstood. " Lit 'tie Jerry—partner? 0, Miss May— no. you can't mean it—dying ?” " Yes. hurry, Tim, I've waited•so long already I" They walked down the stairs, scud died 't'arough the streets to a horse ear. It seemed to as if they rode ail hour; then they alighted, and a short walk brought them to a decent looking tenement house. Up one eight of stairs, and the door opened. " is it Tim?" :NW a weak voice Tim threw himSelfTon his knees by the bedside, and kiSsed the sweet, wan face with the tenderness of a mother. For some time only sobs were heard. " You told him, Miss May ?" "so, Jerry. We hurried so ; there was no chance. But I will tell him every Word?" " 0, Tim,; you didn't think I was a thief? It broke my heart to go. I was father. _Re got out some w' y, and. had been watching us. lie 'awe that night when we were : happy counting,our money, but he - didn't dare otir to, take me away then. The next morning lie walked in with a paper, which he said was a warrant for me, and that if I dared' to say a word he'd send me to the Refuge. I picked up my things—l was so afraid of him—and then he wanted the money-, and swore'if I didn't get it he'd murder me. I told him I would not; so he tied my hands and boUnd my mouth; lest I should scream, and then he hunted everywhere; and 0, Tim; he foundli! Ile tool: me right out of the city with him to 'a vile den where. they wanted to make a thief of inc."- "0, - Jerry, dear, don't talk ; it tales away all your strength. God knows I never could have a hard thought of you now;" and Tim broke down. "Just a little. I couldn't get back to you. They watched me and beat me until I was sore and stiff; and there I staid until only. a fortnight ago, when one night I gave them the slip. I wanted to come back and Cpl}upon OTT Irtf,f w • El so far, and I was - so tired, so 'tired Then I fell down in the street, and a good - woman picked me up and brought, me in here, wherd it's so nice andclean, Tim, - and such a qui. , et place to die in - ,. And then I don't seem to remember much until yester day, when Miss May came in, and this morning ivhen 'she brought her Ether. And then I wanted , to see you, to tell you.--Tim, if yo 4 could -hold me in your arms again ! Miss May said I would find mammy 'in. heaven; that God cared for poor lit tle boys.. Does he, Tim ? I like you to tell me. And will you come and let - me be your partner again ? Is it very far? Kiss me, Tim. You know now . I,,wasn't a .thief. Miss May sang something yesterday about opening the starry gates..." ' "At Vie portals. Jesus waits; All th , , heavenly host begin ; Op Mite the'starry gates,. i Lot the little traveller In." . Ting the sweet voice over a tremu lous sob. • Closer hung the thin arms, and the cool eheek.Was pressed against Tim's, hot with burning tears. The little hands that had kept their house tidy, and prepared the simple. meals, lay limp and useless. The little waif Jerry ,had ,one over the river. • " U, Miss May," cried "they will take him 'in won't they ? For, you see, / the poor little ehap- didn't have a s pare chance in this world. Ife's bee i kicked and cuffed about, and hild to go on crutches, 'au' been half'sta ved many a thne; but he wonldn't lie nor steal forLall that. lle ough , to be happy somewheres. 0, Jerry, Jerry I love you so'. And you .was rue to the last I" "They will take him in." Aliss el May says , with.-solemn tenderness. 4mi pros ntly She unclasps the.arms that Woun i around Jerry's neck, lays tire Poor bands straight, and leads' Tim over by the window. -He looks at her with dumb, Questioning eyes,. as if he would fdin have her fathom the mystery that he knows so little about. She brushes away some tears; but 0, -what can she say to comfort him ? For Jerry was all he had. Presently Tim ebtnes back and kiss es the cold lips and .stares at the strangebeatitv over-spreading the wan face. 1, ".0, Miss May," he cries, "do you suppose I could ever earn'enough to pay for his being buried in some country place, iibcrethere'd be a few flowers and :t1 tree growing over him ? I'd wprk all'inv life long. For he'd like it'so. I can't bear to think of having him carried away." " No," she said with a shiver, "I will ,see about it, Tim." Then she giveSa few orders to the woman ' and goes away, leaving Tim. ,with his " partner."- Dr. May shook his head at his daughter at first, and said it was Iblly; but two .days later he had him burie'd in a pretty rural cemetery, with 3 - Whae marble" slab above his head containing two words_6‘ Tim's Partner." An.] Tim. who_ takes care of the doctor's horse now, acid does odd chores, pallzit'S occasionally, nr1:1 s;:tys to Miss May, " There neve: . can miybody quite like Jerry to me again. (Yver in the other . country we'll be partners -forever." 11.3.RVE.LLOUS RICHES OF TEE SAN JUAN. A reporter of the La Plata recently visited the Ajax lode, Sul fain. for the purpose of inspecting a reported big, strike. That the repor ter was pleased is evident from the folloWing : A ! -, rander sight in the shape of a body of rich mineral never saw; and those who have had long experience and extensive oh..er vation in the richest ''silver mining diqriets on the continent pronounce the display of rich mineral equal to anything they ever saw. The drifts in which the rich mineral is found ex tend from the bottom of the shaft in either direction.. In the west Wirt' is found 'the rich pare gray copper, while in the easedrift is found a. two foot streak of coarse galena, carry ing gray copper. The mineral in the gray copper streak will run from 500 to 1,000 ounces in silver to the ton, and two-men can take out a ton ev ery ten hours. This is really a strike that should cause every well wisher of the camp to rejoice, especially it positively proves the richness of One mine upon a mountain where there are over fifty well defined leads and at present nine tunnels-are being run to strike many of the most int poytant leads, at dep.dis varyin , froth 100 to 1,000 feet. Nearly alt the veins carry gray . copper at the sur thee and all have proved rich as dm.- elopinent progressed, ' While this find secures to 11. L. Rogers, the for tunate owner of the mine, a compet ency, it also assures mines of rich mineral that will build up and sus tain a population of 16,000, backed , by a business second to that of no city in the .San Juan county. The Ajax h to is located not over twenty rodS From Melville's null! and within for y rods of the mill are six tunas h run to strike lodes which there 'a every reason for believing will prove equally:as rich. The lightning amalgamator is especially adapted to the treatment of the character of ore found on this mountain, and the manner in which work upon On; mines is now progressing guarantees intlicient , ore, ttei , keep the mill in constant op'eration after it starts in the spring. Since the .visit of a ,}finer reporter to the tunnel of the Cocktail lode, work has progresSed sonic t 76 feet through the vein, on..Wedndsday afternoon the boys struck a rich find in the shape ora three4nch streak of decomposed vein matter Which resembles black sul ph They -.ave. ,not yet across the vein, but will be in a few 'days. The coming season cannot fail to be one of unparallelled . prosperity for .our town and the iihule San'juan country. The verf elements of wealth that-will give us growth and pros perity never 'before eqttalled . inr4a mining country have at least been uncovered and are in sight. We' have seen them. Each blast put into - :at vein of the Ajax lode will throw out $5OO worth of mineral, and we believe that within one mile of the Miner office there ate fifty lodes that will, when further developed, prove its rich as-the Max--,--/A P/atac Cal.) , . . , . •. . ... . . . . , .. . • . . 4 ' ~...- I % N AL 'll7r THE , 9IIIn OPENING PARLIAMENT. 7 I know what theie, far-off sounds mean--:--that the Qiiecn of the realm is novi.close at hand, and - that the crowning-ceremony of the day will not be delayed many minutes. Pres ently the door' on the right of the throne;recently shut for a few min .utes' isflung open, and the. Prince. and Princess of Wales—the ,former wearing a peer's robe—enter; . -Bnt_ here, be it noticed, his Royal .High neis-has an exceedingly difficult task 'to perform. •Between the wool-sack and the throne—th`e latter usually protected by.a railiiig—there' 'ls,. in the normal condition of the House of Lords, an interval of some twenty feet. To-day the wool-sack has been drawn back to within almost an arm's lengto is - e , ,,royal-ssest and quite' close is stefig -- "Notice,tharefore., espec y the skill with :which the Prince guides his consort through this narrow channel, depositing her finally on the woolsack, with her back to the Chancellor, ; and himself in a chair on the right of the throne. Meanwhile lords, ladies, and coin moners have all. stood up to: greet, the future. King and Queen. of Eng land. Now behold the , Six purianiv„ ants, brave in gold and , purple ;Abe four heralds, in gold . and 'crimson ; the equerries and grooms in waiting, in number six more—these head the royal procession'. Those two:-gen tlemen who-, follow,, clad in the ordi;•• nary uniforrnibliicknnd gold, of.the royal houSehord;.arni,the Ciantrbller, and Treasurer;LOrit Henry SoMer set and Lord Henry Thynne: 'The middle-aged erect gentleman, in the attire of the Queen's aid r de-eainP - ; the Dnke of Richmond and , Gordon.' Next; to him are Col. Clifford,) usher of the Black Rod, in a snit of mourn•-• Mg, and Garter King-at-Arms, in 4t gorgeous panoply of gold. The Earl-' Marshal and the Lord Great Cham, berlain follow; and last, immediately .before.the Queen, comes in his peer's . robes, the Minister, Lord Beacons field himself. Aloft, he carries that. which' is miscalled the sword;- and rather be described. as the .scabbard,kof 'l:Z.:tate.' His face isper -feetly expressionless; his step.delib erste ; not a single, muscle in his , arin, c*insiderablesas the tension must be, appears to move. But before the Prime Minister has assumed 14placi on the left of the throhe ; an effect of indescribable iirilliance:has been wit nessed. Her Majesty is now inside the house of`ords.-• Immediately on her first ecitr;ance the Whole com pany stapd, up. The ladies had 'Fe viously been observed , to be submit ting their opera-cloaks to some mys teriotyA operation, and simultancou.-i -ly, at the instant that they rose froM their:seats, their mantles deseendol from their shoulders, and displayed a glorious "gloss of satin and 'slim, mer of pearls" and flashing, -of-dia monds. Her Majesty has now tray-, erred Oe strait already described tit': wool-sack, has shaken hands with the Prince. of 'Wales, and 'has taken her scat on the throne with the ermine robe thrown over it. On her left are the Princesses Louie and Beatrice. The Lord Chancellor stands on the] right of the queen, and next is the Marquis of Winchester—whose personal appear mice is .I.olllTh:chic as being . Very strongly suggestive of the type of Eng!ishmait seen on the French stage —bearin!• the Cap of Maintenance on a cushion of crimson velvet„ The whole spr.ce about the throne is densely thronged with peers, holding various viliees. Very slightly (hies Httr Majesty, after taking her seat, incline her 'head. The signal is, - how ever, quite intelligible, and is inter preted :•ri!Yht. The : company once more seat themselves, but the ladies do not resume 'their opera-cl Oaks. Amid a breathless silence Black - 'I VA approaches the royal preience, and - tit once retire,. Ills mission t 3 stimmon the House of CommonS to the bar of the Peers. Nothing 'could be More impressive than theabseltite - stiqpess,wliibli now prevails. :Her Majesty now sits motionless as a statute. The Prince of Wales is equallyam and silent. Lord Bea cOnstield does not relax a line of his countenance. Thgr singular suApeosc hsts for five minutes. 131,..ek rtottu us, and, in the twinkling of an eye, there comes'Ae soun:i a's :of a mighty, r.ushing wind. Nearer _it gets, and nearer. It is Her Majes ty's faithful Commons. The officers of the ',louse have found it just pos sible to keep back, by a rather com plicated machinery of ropes and bm-- riers, the concourse, till the Speaker and the Leader of the House have taken their place in the reserved bOi behind the bar, at the side immedi ately opposite the throne. But niter that comes the deluge ; and the ekpc dient of the " ballot,'' instituted os tensibly for the ptirpose of prevent ing a crush on these occ;sions, breaks down lamentably. The IVhole thing is a wild stampede, and mem bers of the ]louse of Commons; as' they flock into the presence of , their sovereign, remind one oaf nothing more than a herd of unargraduates wildly mailing. int the .Sheidonian Theatre on Comthemoratipn 'Day. But order LS restored,. and. -there is once apin a deep silence. 'The Lord Chancellor makes an iibeisanee to his royal mistress, and presents to her a paper 7 —the QueenVapeeeln But Her Majestyvery slightly shakea her head, on which, Lord Craina, drawing him Self up tolds `height, ret gins the document, spreads. it open, and begins to read it in a tone audible throughout the entire . cham ber: This occupies nearlyas pos sible ten minutes. Her Majesty then laves the throne, and passes froni the House xith the same . l ceremony that aceompanital h'er entrance.' The pent-up torrent of ge t neral talk again bitrsts forth,-the conipany begin :to disperse, the kaleidoscopic splendors melt away, and the pageant is 'over. A see nut, and, irt:many respectsi',a more interesting function is 'yet to be performed to-day. The :first de bate of the session takes:id:ice Allis evening; and before that time a:new peer has to' be 'formally installed,' u their Lordship's house. I reach the House of Lord's just in time to wit-. ness the Earl of Beaconstichl—who, by bye, does not enter. the Rob- . ing-room, put retires for robing pur pqm o Rmt,eppt,i !ip,?l!4lrit,t, CIEN pdr,Aniivm in'AilvOnce; apart for him—introduced td- their lordships by the, Earls of Derby and Bradford. fltis n' simple yet-not un impressive ceremonial; The, 'Prime Minister and his two friendscre pre ceded by . a little procession__ The circuit of the chamber is twice evenly ma& by the group'; Leird . "Beaconsfield is presented. to the ,Chancellor Whom he himself created k andlinally retires from the chamber by the door on the left of theithrone, to doff hisrobeS, and to reappear, af ter a few minutes,•in the - plain dress of an English' gentleman as leader of house of Lords: In the debate that followed, Lord. Beaconsfield de livered his maiden specCh in the Peers, and that speech was, a Fiuceess, secured Ilk the self-same arts as those: which years ago won for Mr. Disra eli his asCendeirey over the: lipase of ComMOns.—All the year. litolind. FACTS ABOUT WORDS.' , . The following, quotations arc taken from Trench's work, 'entitled A Se feet Glossary of English Words, used formerly in senses different from their present;'; . in which are :traced ; the changes of meaning which many current words have runl i ergone Climate—At present the tempera ture of a region, - but once the region . Corpse—Now only used. for the . body:abandoned' by the. spirit of li:fe; . butonee for the' body of the living man equally as of the ( ead. ' Desire—" To desire ' is, only' to' lo4k forward with longing now ;''the word has lost the sense of regret or looking baek upq'n the: I,ost; but still loved. - % , - 4 , • Ensure—Noile of our Dictionaries, as far as .I;an observe, -have taken no',iee og'an . old; use of tlis . word, ipmely, to betroth; and thus to make ure the -future husband and wife to each other. . • Ilag - -One of the many words - which, applied formerly 'to both-sex es, are now.restrained only to one. Mountebank—No.3s%olly antic fool ; but once restrained 'b the quack 4c torS who at fairs and such places; of resort. having mounted ow a bank.• bench, from thence • proclaimed the, virtue of their drugs, • Qs - tier—Not formerly, as now, the servant of the inn, „having the .care oft.he horses,-but the, inn keeper or host the "hostler " himself.] Shrew—There are at present no " shrews , " save female oriesi but the word, like so Many others we have met with, nowzcstrained to One sex, was formerly applied to both. Sonnet—A. " sonnet " now must. consist of exactly fourteen lines,.nei-‘ ther more or less; and these with a fixed arrangement, though admitting a certain relaxation, of the rhymesl; lut,"sonnet" used often to be applied to any shorter, poem, especially of an 'amatory kind. . • Store—This word' has much nor-' rowed its meaninth. Bath, hotAtonse, any room where air or water were hLted, was a "stove;" once. - Tobacconist—Now‘ the seller, once the smoker of tobacco. Upeouth—NoW unformed in man ner,''Aingracefill in behavior ; but once imply unknown. Winee--ow to. shrink or start away . as in pain from a stroke or toiu.'ll, but aS far as I know. used, al . , •1 4 ;iis- by our earlier authors iu the seise of to kick.: "NO PLACE LIKE ROME." 7 -- Ph* shtlthlerim; tenant of th fr!;ct zone Fo,;•1!y spy{ ern, I:1,01s th^ treasli - es of lii, gunny seas Apd hi , :ong nr and case The hal:e..l , arage panting at the rrile - :j - I:ea , r4 or go';ien sands and palmy wine In he gia ~ 1 4:111, rho tepid wav,,;., a!1 the g , 10.1 thy gave. tl f!lt• patriot's bosist4"ll , ll;:re.'ol" 'Syr, cuu:lll'y, ccer is at 11E11. • I 1101(.1. it:, indeed, to.he a sure, sign Of a mini not poised as it otio'llt‘to be, if it lie insensible to the pleasdres of c ionie, to the little joys and'en (hYarmefits of a family, to the affect ion •pf relations, to the fidelity of doniestiCs• Next to being well with his own conscience, the friend ship and attachment of -A famil and dependents seems to me one of tht most comfortable circum stances of his lot. .His situation with ref.rard to either forms that sort of bc - lsom_ comfort or disquiet that • sfieks close to him at all times and seasons, and which, though he may iitiw and then , forget it amidst tke tinstle of public or hurry of active life, will resume its prace: in his thoughts, and its permanent effects on his happiness, at every pause of ambition or of business.--x. NEXT to ' IA glass, as . a popular sensation is the telephone. The in-' strument is thus described : tele ephone4s au instrument by means of 'which sound can be conveyed to any required distance by- means of elec tricity generated by the sound The voice re:::Ounds :lieford" a dia phragm of metal iii a box. The:impe tus of the waves. of air impinging upon tiler metal causes it to Ivibrate, and behind the metal is a magnetic coil, in which that molecular\ niotion which we call electricity is thereby set up. In ordinary telegraphy the current is brokenthere is \ not a continuous "stream" of the t'iluid" but in the case -•of the telephone there is the difference : the repund-' hag diaphrifgui _vibrates contikually, since vibration does not cease im mediately when'ithe waves of sound strike it; it continues-- for, a short time, And this i •enotth to keep up that moderate flow whichforms the 'steady 6;treAni..„ But at each peculiar linpetiii of iiic- voice—Such, for in stance, as would be made by one en .at • lacting the word "impenetrtbility" current is reinforced by the timpeinstittber - stress of the various syllables. "Im„ for instancecwould cause a :certain and slightivibrationi "pen," More forcibla, and :"bilr still greater one. From the Magnetic coil a wirels laid- to the place where it-is desired to reproduce the - sound find there,througirsome means which the inventor does not fully explain, the vibrations are set up again, and the sound reproduee'd. Such is the Wlephoile, ..onepraing - which extrava• Cpk #7p9 4 000 ,re.,9R4rt.014 111 NUMR 39. Restless at Hines with heavy strifes lie pace: his parlor to and fro; , He 19 like n ship that at anchor rides, . And swings with the rising and falling4hieS, And tugs at her anchor-tow. ' • it Voices niysterious far and near, . i Sound of the wind and sound Of ,the sea, Are calling and whisperina in tils!ear, "Simon : stayest ;heti here? So he Oinks he shall take the sea agalft. For one more cruise with his buccaneers, TOsinge the beard of the King of Spain, And Capture another Dean of Jaen And sell him in Algiers. THERE is a man in Tennessee with such big feet that, if he gets Them wet in De •Zember, he dosn't , have tcold in,his head until February. A BLCE glass scoffer compares the' Pleasenton theory thusly : Positive blue, comparative blown, Superlative "be blow ed.' Herald, TILE Nor"istown Herald has solved.the conundrum- Why. was Washington like, a neusspaptr man ?" Answer : "Because he couldn't tell.a lie." NORTH. CA ROLINA has a newspaper call . - ed Pee Dec Bee. The editor is probably rather Sec- Dee.—Graphic. And is ceit tainly Dee.--Norrigotorfr Herald. ~31ANIc a boy has loSt his grip on his father's affoctions by being able to beat the old gentleman at a friendly game of cards;-=Tuener's Falls Republican. AN Oregon boy, who got to school the other (lay 1, few minutes before the mas ter and his fellows, declared a vacancy, and cast- the whole vote of the school in fiver of a holiday. He had ,read about Cronin: THE onlf• thing a woman can never for: give her husband is giving her nothjpg tb reproach higi with. This is a day of peculiar• desire to run • into fashions and customs ; but let : all guard their precious charge; great 4ccoun- Lability lies at the door of parents. HE who receives a good turn should never forget; it; he who does one 'should_ never remember it.—Ckurrom 13Lus glass windows are said to stand a family fight first rate.—Detroo Free Press "DowN:n a Coal 3 me "-A youthful miner's incpient nanstatho.—Yorristown AN Irish newspaper calls the mur'der of her five children by an English., widow •' wholesale matricide." ' A. BACKWOODS .shoemaker • puts bl e glEaSs windows in the box toes of his ciient's boots to care corns. • Al LATE book is entitled "Half Howl t with Insect's." What a lively half hour" one can have with a bee ! THEY are holding neck-tie .parties oit the.plains. The horse-theives are the in''. ; cited guests.—Detroit Free Press. Ilt - qoallos and fathers will be pleased to learn that " small checks". are to be fashionable for silks next Summer. . nnitaorr was lashed to the mast, arid . a shoe peg. is mashed to the last. - Singu- 1 iar ceincidt nce.— Worcester Press. ‘! Is the pring the human fancy ly turns to iamb and peas." And in the Spring the bummer's fancy strongly turns to beer and cheese.—_,Norristown Herald.' NEW COOK : "I: you're going up stairs Mr. Ruggit... , 4, you might just tell my lady that if she can't write,the, "Menoo " in much, I shall , be very 'appy to-do it for her !"—Pu -i.e. h. . 1 , As Irish gentleman, hearing Oa friend liaviug a h tone coffin made for himself,. exclaimed : "By me -sowl, an' that's a guild idee ! Shure a stone coffin 'ud last _ iz man a lifetime."... 'AtuttoNAßLEyoung• man, in a fit of CcOno toy and true benevolence, had one of his high Buell c . alars Converted into three shirts. which he xhina,ted to Ole. poor.-- Sorristoinu Ilerdid. / , ,Ls.rn ilh Trzr Cincinnati Commercial says Why is it that- editors never conimit suicide?" The Burlington Hawkeye has investigated this subject a, little, and thinks it ict because the druggists won't sell strychnine on long time. llnvAsr, poet, 80; Longfellow the poet, is 70; Wlntier the poet, is 69. Poets live anger than editors. Let's all go into the poetry business—and make glad the heart of the waste paper dealer.— :tio rristint - AN exas: , erated politician, wile had been called upon to define his position once more than patience could endure; exclaimed : " Define my position ?Never ! IC I define it the next thing I'll be called upon to do led] be to spell I,:oking at the picture of a spouting while for a long time; a little boy seemed to become more and more puzzled. At Pat he turned to, his uncle, and pointily;_to the picture, said: my : dosen't.he sneeze a god long way ?" - . Two ragj,:cd'littloq urchins were stand.: ing in the ,:utter looking at - a lady who it:id — just fallen down on the pavement. 17 It isn't so much' that I like oranges." observed one of them, "but what a lot of lieoplc you ::an bring down with, peel." As exchange, asks:."What is the tlnn,ger of the hour? There are several. The one Luwspaper men. have most -to fear is, the danger of getting "stuck " 'with one of those blanied counterfeit thOusand dollar notes now in circulation. —Norristown Herald. Tut: • 'l:sil.`x_rnEsslnt.E.— ! Some feelings a re .quite untranslateable; no language has yet been found for them. They gleam. upon us beautifully through the dim twi light 'of fancy, and yet when we hring them close to us, and held them upto tho _light of reason, lose their beauty all at once, aS l ,rglow woiints which gleam .with - such a spiritual light iu the shadows of-. er,enim4 When brought in where the can dles arc =lighted, are found to be ly worn -like so many otlleis.:=-Longfello • Ibe one o the Weakest, provided only; in my weakness, that immortal and better vigor be knit forth with greater effect ; provided 010. ; in-my, darkneas,:the light of Oil divine countenance doei but, - the More brightly Shine, for then .1 sball .at once - he, 'the weakest and the most beat once - blind . and 'of most, ost, piercing sight. —l[Mon. D 4,1,74 Is the Jordan -which the faithful ipass, , and they find a way through it, - safe and comfortable; the - death of Christ haWldirided those waters, that the ransomed of the - . Lord may,pass over.—Henry. .• ALL -which happens in whole world happens tluough hope. No husbandman Would., so w.'' grain of carn,itle did not hope it woul,d spring up and bring forth the ear. Ilov Much more are we helped on by 'hope in the way to ethinal life. ITE that doei as -well in private:between God and his own soul, as in public, bath given himself a testimony that his p.,v. tpses are fall of, 4oupity s 4ii filrigr—jerinny rahr tfui •a - , • A Dtr PUnti j i& 1,7 , 111' w.-zoiratzz,tow, . , Simon Danz has come hetoCagain4 From rruidng shone with Ids buccaneers; • , Se has singed the beard °Oho of Spain, And carried away the Dean of Jaen - • .'And Sold hlin in Algiers.' I -• • In his house by the Meek.; with tte root of Wes. And weather-cocks !lying aloft in air; There are:direr tankard's of antigne Styles, Plundiiirif convent and castle, Of carpets rich sad rare.-' In his tullkarden there by the tort, Overlooking the sluggish streatn, t With his 'Moorish cap and &miner:yr, The old 11 , ..a Captain, hale and brown, Walks in a waking then= • ' A settle In his gray ninstaebtO.lntkiP • Whenever ho thinks of the Kltifyot Spain ! And the listed tulips look like 'Darks, And the silent gardener as he_ works, • Is changed to the Dean ot.t.aerl.. Tilt) windmills on the outermost ri Verge of the landscape In the haze. To him are towers on the Spanishl coast; With whipered sentinels at thei Prot, Though this is the BlverMae But when the winter rains begltt i r . lie sits andatiokes by the blazing brands, And old son faring men come In,- Goat-bearded, gray, and with double airt.V And ringi upon their hands. They sit there in the shadow And Attila° „Of the flickering fire of the Winter night; ilgures in color and design Like those by Iteinhrindt of the Ehiae, • Half darkness and half light. ' And they talk of their ventures lOst or won; A nd .their talk Is ever and ever tke same,' While they drink of the red winel i of t Tarragon, From the ceUars of some Spanish 173 , 10 n, , - Or convent set on flame. Cottle forth and follow mo!" I —Atlantic ronthly FUN, FACT AND FACETLS II El