Bradford reporter. (Towanda, Pa.) 1844-1884, January 27, 1876, Image 1
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ALL Resolutions of Associations, Cornmunlea . lons of limited or individual interest. and notices of Idarrtares and heaths. exceeding tire ,lines, - are charged TEN CENTS" PEE LINE. JOB PitiNTING., of every kind, In plain and fancy colors, done with neatness and, dispatch.' 'Handbills, Blanks, Cards, Pamphlets., Bitheads. - 'statements. hr., of every variety and style, printed _at 'the shortest: notice. Tits 116roicrett office 11 well supplied with power presses, a good assort , "mentor now type, and everything in the Printing line. earl be esneuted In the most artistic' manner and:at the loweq rates. TElnas iNvAttuatiy emm. Praia:dotal *ld Brener! Cards. II STREETER. LAW OFFICE, 1:222 fIVMITON & MERCUR, - . ATTORNEYS AT LAW, T9WANDA PA. Ciffice over Montanyes Store. • trnayn76 TPA. OVERTQN. RODNEY A. MEnCUR SMITH MONTANYE, ArroR NETs Ar LA - Ir.-011kt, corner or 3lain and Fine Si., - oppowite Porter's Drng Store. - PATRICK, ATTOIt . NEY' AT LAW. 019.ce--11.,treur's Block, next Woor to r xpress (Vize, Ttmatida, Pa. WOOD 4!.. SANDERSON, ATTORNETS AT LAW, TOWA NDA. PA. AS. WOOD. ) JNO. P. 'SA NDERSON C. GIUDLEY. s : ATTORNEY AT LAW. TowANDA. Pl Aprll t, 1873 F. MASON. x...A • ATTORNEY AT LAW. TOWANDA PA. ()mere first dvor south of C. B. Patch sec ond floor. *.s.:or. Is. 15. .r 4 • ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. TowANDA. PA. ?Mee with . Shah A Mont an ye. n nvll-75 • CTORGE D. STROUD. . _ _ ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. .33 Clie,tnat St. . TOWANDA.'P.A. Lite of rlillatleitthla. r I;er. WILT ATTORNEYS COUNSLORS-AT-LAW. t'IMCC DaVtorre Store, Towanda. Pa. X. ANDREW WILT. 1V31..31 AXWELL (May be eobsultell In German.) & KINNEY, A TTOR NE YS-.4 T-L.4 r, To:V.yNDS, ()Mee in Tracy & 'tiol,tc's Block T" . vlAri , l:.;l".l...Tati. 10. 1576 MT 11. TIIOIPSO:',C, ATTORNEY .ur LAW, .\I; Y I"; . PA; 'Win attend 10 a:1 business entrusted to his rare in Dra , lford, MniAran awl Wyoming Counties. 'Office with P T otter:. . 'novl9-7% L tt0.14-7.5 ELSBREE. ATV Ey.AT-1, A w . TOWAN DA. PA OVERTOX-SL ELSBREE, ATTOR , NETS AT A.ANT, T 4 VAND.S.. PA. Having en tered Into c.o-p - Artner,hip. offer their professional services to the Willy.. Sp7cial attention given to It.lness in the;orphan'! awl Itegnder's Court:‘. I ecE.TIToN. (ain'7l-70) N. C. El:Sill:Et. ATADILL CILIFF. ; ATTOIINETS AT I.AW. TOWANDA. PA.7 • () rfir, In w4o,l's IThwk, , first door south or the First -s,ational haul:, up-stairs. 11. WID.I1.1:. NatiS-7:11y) JOHN W. MiX ATTORNEY AT LAW. AND U. S. C.UNNISSIONF.H. ' TOWANDA. PA o:are—North S!,11. Public Square IDA VIES , CARNOCIIAN, AT I'ORNEYS AT LAW ♦ MERCUR .B;LO•CK • ~ Der 23-75. TOWANDA.PA. 1:1 1 ..1 r 7, ,,, ..\ Ty p 1 , I , t tNj all hnnehes o! his • • MF:P.cI:I: BLOCK, -- fr•ntrallen nn south sip r Ct EORCiE IV. BRINK, Justice of T r-ar , aq.ironveyaliCer. Aso Insur.ince I.^l.l:lv.ville, Pa. M.4 -qt • C 1 EO. V. NI i ER, C. E.. COUNTY I.sultrEvOTl. —Particular at:en - non given to rati it ,11.-paled " 'nit ,. over P 0.,: ()Zee Towanda, Pa. TIN- ' . W001)B1_ 7 11.N PIIVQI- 1 I elan.;: " ld - S M iirvun, ()Zee oror ' ..1„ 1.r;•.-k,r3 - store. - MMMIEME= • l'•4 TOWNSON Ar: NEWTON. and S.ir-oons. ()fare over Dr. r.on* , Druz ---. II..10i1N:-E.)Nt M. D. D. N. NEWTON, M. D. , . IL. D.I D01);' , ON Prvri , lT ~ 0e and after S , -1 , ,t. 21. mac 14. fo.ind In the I ~ni.r. tww }-,...tn, 011 7.0 d Ilocr of 1)r. Pratch new ~,,,,,., on , 'ate str,•,!t. BuNiness-..volletted. 5.151:3-71!1. . ~. . AI r D. K ELLY. D ENTIST.—UiIIee ; .. ovor M. F. Itose;iflPl , Ps. Tuwanda... I'a. Tt• , ;11 in!,:rt,.l on i;olti.„Silvvr, Mn;.lirr. :not Al .xitr7,nmilo-o% T.-rth el:meted wltlvad ;'Sin. =ME . _ T ST,INI,Y. 1)E NTIST. W lINI Z 1 il into rAisy slv.: 'a li`c.ol.z. jr....r Kent *.S; Watratts" la do all kind: di•ntal work. . pat in a now gas aparatu:,. TT A I,E I'yf TON, Agents for MI - TI - AT, LIFE INSI7R.kNet coMPAS Y. 4 ."1..4 . • 314r:filth Sts. s. rtrussELL's GENERAL INStRA . SCE AG.ENC7t.', ECM 9111 E UNIrEIISIGNEI). ' AN MILDER% •a - I , lr. to intortn . ot T....vanda and vicinity. that he Neill att-ntion - 1. , n: ter all manner of s tti Stip...rintondence given tor Mak “Attre•tt, ttion. (thee at re.teettert S. E. Seootel ate! Eilzaneth streets. J. E LEM I SG, 11.. i Pa. =SI T - (-_,. - mxilEE, CAIIMAGE • • PAINT::1: ANI, I/Erin:ATER. .1.1.. b man u ta,lunoro; , m11,41 , 11%11 1:13•• `twee ( . :tills, a 'CNN' e.. ,,, r, , a•Cr. 1.!: • I:: 1.,,11TER- lintre. 1 - rNsTRANcE AGENCY. i , The toll.o.c!tig, • - RELIABLE AND FIRE TRIED C,Dlpanics rormstAted I.ANCSIIIIIF.. IZI)11F: . MERCHANTS: 31ftrril 111-74' /1..%. Br, ARK _ W . NV. K I N - GS 147 Y. - RE F.,E %TY% LICE. El TIE .1: ACCIDENT i 1 s u 1: AA - e 1,-- Mnl! ?:ate Sts., 313ri-h - T 4 41VANDA, PA. FIRST N..il e . rioNAL BANK OF TOWANDA. ' CAPITAL • S'otpLus Fr NI) 11:61° b.ff , 1,3 1 - NISI7.IL FACII.STIFS for , t 7 r:oltactl, oil ,If GENERAL BANKING BKSINESS IN SUREST rAip ON DEVOizITS AC.CORDING• TI) AGRF.ENIENT ` , Pr. , l tr. ("Stir. GIVEN TO THE COLLECTI:ON OP' 'D t.'111.11r.r.".. PArT 14'S al. ..bier; 14. SENT) :11 ,1 N, EY to tiny parr of t!,.. Utilted'StutoN 11 , 1:itt. Seothincl or troo•ipal 0n... and toil. ns of Eurmle, can here p,cure drafts for that parpose. Pl.4:<_l GE TICKETS r.r from the 1)!4 to• thels ' est strain or Rifts g lips, atv.wp.,oo hand. r M MIER C it(4:01IT OW ER AT REIII:Ci.E.D IMATE.S . ; highest 'rice paid for U. S., Bonds (iota and Silver. FOWELL,, Prea.tdezit, 8. W. ALVORD, Pubpsher. VOLUME XXXVI. En= it Hildreth. ;-• ARICED - DOWN. . We !Imre dair " Marked Down" Our large and 'Complete stock of • DRY GOODS, 'ln order to reduce stock as much as possible before removing. -• .:EVANS h HILI)RETH. TovrANvA, PA we have" Marked Down," FLANNELS &UN:DF.RWEIR, CLOAK'S & CLO.A.KINGS J. N. CALI-FF.‘ this a rare opportunity to procure I, 1975 Bargains. NEW riticEs, TOW %NDA. PA TAMIS . E. WEN in ETTA ( - Loin-. I:LMILA ZINESV(III.-.1'1,. CLOrnr. sr. convinre ou tbat IVP are Jtv:l Itled' lit elnlming fur ourseives the 'cheapest and best line of :AGE N C Y. $125,000. 50,000. N. N. SETT, Js. _ cigar. ; Et . MARK t.I'D DOWN. DRESS GOODS, SHAWLS lc, SKIRTS, CLOTH'S & CASSIMERES, EVANS it: .11ILDRETIT MARKED' DOWN,. WHITE GOODS, TABLE PAMAS KS, NAPKINS & DOYLIES, EMBROIDERIES &C. &C. &C Buyers; dr Pny Goons, will find EITA'NS Dec _3,'75, rent it relies. KENT & BLISS' FANCY DRESS GOODS, of alLilnds, from cheapest to best I The hest line of :SLACK COODS • In the niartit, einbraeinr, our favorite brands :LACK ALI"ACAs, 31411A.11L5, AND IIIZIL - LIANTISI.:s. at'2.l.• to tt 50 MAI' li (•.I.O . )IF:RES at . 75e to 2 tin ;LACK SILKS at t 1 04. !o 4 (0 We ler! critaia that au evalituitlonof our BLACK GOODS STOCK, BLACK GOODS In town. GOODS„ In great variety with many Jobs and bargain! TRIMMINGS, I of all Kinds, Including Silk and W.rsted Fringes rillkavil Yak I.accs,ltralls, &c. IN DOMESTIC GOODS, We have mlueed Brown 3lnslins from I to 2 cents a yard.' leached 31tatIns frotu Ito 3 cents a yarn'. KENT & BLISS, Xolnguis. Ps. 2i9v. It, lei. Ell IffiLE lcfgd BFMMER DIE 3. . And ' ow sweet summer tiles; ' A h rrie lto think f all the golden hours . • • We revised, when first to Life she sprung, Null strewed onr thway wattles choicest flowees, And lulled us wit the matte of her tongue That whispered In the breeze; or louder sung As Ph!l9piet," 1111 ivery fibre ssi . nrig In rapturous pleainre known but to the young. Seidl haPpy past tiraetrib'sing. wbo het sighs 'or C. wmer raulthlng. Too scwn she die*. 1. But adore say;iVi'herefore weep Sunitn..r returns.lTrue, but not this, not this: Gran:eft, the earth may wake again To life .n 4 beautsi., 'north the ardent kiss Of yet another, whieli shall doubtless reign, T.avish of fruits all ilawers and blessed grain, Now nurtured wt 4 her suiiie, now with rain; But for this smuttier we shall sigh In rain. Once dead. forevei• dead; the days of yore, • To hearts that achy with ionglug, tome no more, Nosti Will be so bright; At least to us, who on those °Nene; 11Plieid the west with light aflame; Then waited for the rising of the moon, • That later, Ilicz a subtly spirit eatil,!. No fairer morns [tile glowing Eat will claim, Nor rouse the lark Ito spread Aurora's fame; What future SuniMer days•ran ho the fame 41r all that wait oat mortal path to chimr, W v hat eal to .ast, what hall ss'clettrt And 14 refere do we mourn Dui of our life the Sweetest chapter done; The very fairest Tr^e gonf , There mould not be a happier ono ' Though we are n,7,.:11 ore we come to Ile In Death's entbratu ist he he far or nigh, We always must reimmher. S'ntf and I, These halcyon dal - it'd-pitied, 1.c1.f is bright— Stuntuer whir t Is dying as'l write. ~l.SfC~~~t l~ ^Otl.S'. ADDRESS PS. HARTRANFT On the Occasion of bi.v2cconi Annual Inaugural as Governor of oa fuo 12th , Da o,t January, 1876. i nri"n" of *the n , eet llou me : o f Re pre nr<tfil , ..taß,d Fr!iorlN -tizenq : Three years ago, when the oath of otlico was administered to inc as Ex - - eetttilT, 1 to4c ()erasion exprers the sense of my nilinite obligations to the people of the State who had honored me with repkated proofs of their contidenl and it woutd if 1 did not etl7, , ments tt) stiLueney, stewardship ni their 'girt- 101 l assume its imp Th'e contiam i support My em tins receive(l fi l'ointnonl7:caltl return, tZ:e kit in their st4rviee Ilition will trati , m will b honorable one , hat studied and pro vided fur their pest interests. I still have as ,exaltiAl an opinion of the great trust you have conferred upon i s inc as when fiLt confronted with its npvel and grav responsibilities, and di spite the CXf erienee had, am:none the less di ten: ful of my abilitieti to Meet its , requin merits, but whatever may be my other deficiencies, I : do nut know what it is to be wanting in attachnient to my State, or affection for herpeople who have distinguished me with so miiny ololigino - and con spicuous marks of partiality. I am not unniindful that the wel fare and progress of a State.depend lcss!upon its ~ -d vernment and rulers than' upon the habits and circumf sta.m.Ts or its eitizeii.:, and dint no measures of adiministration can pro duce any substantial good unless they are dietated' by puhlie opinion or are befrotten of the public necessi ties.- A people must be ripe for re forM or- re fora can work 'them no permant'‘nt 1 e - xlmn:Vitself in lice titilitcan.l 11, wise inAlwir cl jwsiticros anil in :are tmlwepareki remedies they tLt it' :1111:Cti(Mr'. IminwAl with axims for the ministration Ivo Was only nerei l . its acts should [ that they shoult' i+ersonal'pre(lile any favorite W I spireil neither 11 shOula nim to 1 tli%; tea tin has en( en t.; .. 0 adhoto abs' time I thef r eto it has patient inrC•ithe erti;ii ur or a t'or the ho from_ a niiseol4 hension of the people. In the past, as the Ex l inonwealth. 1 servo that is no embrace no d,, •trine or embark in any cause that '"ill not Advance the material prosp,iritv and promote the enlightenincnt ( f her citizens. l,y opinionsi 'upon .the questions that effect the l government of the State have been presented in my last annual tricssageLand it is unnecessary to again refer tO them. \\ hen we lonk around p...., gentle men of the Legislature, how various . ; multiform and Oat icate are the inter ests of our great i (:'onituonwealth. a Certainly it is proud distinction to' be chosen to administer the atlairs of a ;State that hai within her limits so inany'Of the elements of empire. and I it lwitoov, s us! to see to it that nei the'. .its dignitY Or pro:T.:l4ly suffer through :Inv detiutlt of ofirs.l Let us remit no eti'ort, hat will eidarfre the happiness or benefits of its citizens; let us be distii4nished%by l o yalty to her intere4.l, 1)3 ., a jealous care of her institutions, a liberal understanding of and provisilm for her necessities, by humane attention to the wants of her poor ant a llicted, and enlight ened treatment of her criminal clas ses,l.a 'nd I.v a olerati . oc of Opinion, political and re igions, st . ) that when we are disehar!red of our trusts we .can deliver then to our successors wit h. the approlal of oarcon-zeienees, aid, let us hop.,, with the blessings of a grateful people. With this r snewal of my obliga tions as your EN, ecutive,"l, invite the earnest an , l active co-operation and counsel of all ti i ood citizens, and im plore that my epleial acts may have Oe_eanetip of Divine . Providence. EMI =I gowl opinion, anvorttly allbetation w re - ad my nekitowl s r -ime nvnerons Omi ,, after - a three years' the Jaghest office in e eiilleil me again to - atant ditties. II cal:or awl inflexible duet or intlilie affairs m the citizens of the lit.cpc•ak from me in Most 'zeal and fidelity and my highest, am- le !led if my admmis- re . lncitibered as :In , fit. Invention may contrivances of pnb lerS may be never so 'ic,•s, but if the dis elligenee of a people for the reception of not take root in r affairs. Iscse convictions, the eon - 411(4. of inv eeasily fortne:l. IL liiry to resolve that, I have no .ollish taint, he colored by no letious or warped' by ;CU VieS. au4 that v le:ir,_nor : favor they reflect the people's li , oits with which L o wed Inc I have striv- these maxims, and if f It - e failed to conform ot. Leen from lack of .:ttioll and 110M:St ex-:. ender and jealous re -114 of th Stabc, hut •epti(>ll 4>r thisappre ti•islies or needs of her future then, as in the •cutive of the Corn n lrtve no interest to her hiterest.and cini ... - 4 , . 1 I- -‘ \- :-. -• tl7: . .- 'll■ 1:: ' ( TOANDA, BRADFORD COUNT GOD GIRLS. .. . , . Cape Cod girls .are is distinct a species of feinininity laS they would be if , they Were mermaids, or rsay , syrens, or fiOuris, as many of them pre. }The late ,Pierre Blot, . the gas-. trononiist, uSid to say that while he sometimes doubted the • AgassWan - theory of the brain benefit to be de rived from I fish phosphorus, he was certain, frOm'observation, that where fish is the principal foodk_familiesi ere , Wonderfully numerous, and singular to say, fern* children preponderate. The apparent preponderimee.of girls On , Cape Cod, and We Must include that -favorite isle of the Sea, Nan tucket, andl+ng shore generally, is not because brothers ,Tvlin, Tom pnd Dill are awi t y• niackereling or ; cod fishing, or arc around the Horn n a three years' i voyage, while the lovers, to whom the girls have been engaged ever since theldays, nights rather, of the siurring 'school, arc on the retnru voyage Calcutta. The fathers - .have finally : settled down in cottages On the cape, but they divert them selves, on terribly stormy days, When nti other out -door work can be done, hy sloshing 'r(nind in sail boats. Hut the Cape CO igirl-i—of course, she is a good girli; there are none better; she is neo.:r the good little girl" of Sunday :School fiction, nor the .bad grown up girl of every- (14v. fact, but a genuinely g od g irl, fit ,tor any, sta tion, even to hecome - Ake motheT of liostontelleS f.the very besfsociqty; t . , as so, many f them have beeoine. She. is goner lly a beanty of the blond type, ink, tanned by the sea Mr. There is next to no snow On the cape, or it snows in horizontal lines literal ly "clean" at:miss the cape, ‘ afid,so no sleigh ridingi and little skating. But she has plenty of outdoor exercise, which gives er both bloom and beauty, .In jw nter she walks fall to the singing Se tool. In the .summer, fit the agei,orsix almosti to sixteen, she slides do i 7n the sand knolls'. Iter schooling isln the winter Only, when haply some Harvard charity student' cranes down tolthe "tleestriet " and unhappily falW i , in love With CaPt. COodle's daughter, who is going Ito marry the captain of an Indiaman,lat the least,•aMl iso laughs at the II:r -vardile, hell bEhtlt knowledge event ually ineludeS k.merson,Lowell, LBW t, orne, Holinesi, Whittier and Long fellow; but she never heartlof Shal4s peare or Sylslailus Cobb. She adoties the Wacedy 1310azine. Site has been to Boston (Once), :414 has heard ;of the Big _Organ land aj public lecture Professor il„Pumpkindoodle • On "The Incompatibility of litcongriti tiqs." Thereaf er, she is i somewhat as,ithetically ijn lined, andi calls' the Vast village site ins visited 'Bosting.' Sometimes her anguage, like thatiof her veneratedi father'§.,.iiavors of the salt sea. ThttSjit is on reeord that, a. i beautiful younti bride-of sWeet seven toi.n, when liir7., decked Out in her bridal dress,; I lust into !tears and btir.t (Mt itt,' the exclamation: "Confound that sea cook of d 13t,s -til)g dressmakel i . if : she hasn't - rigged Me out with jai double spanker that makes me look like a Dutch ilugge." That beautiful little bride is still a belle of BeadoO street,,DOston. S,o 'are many of inir sisters and 'cousins -belles in the.same city. As for.Nan tnekef, it ha g ongl been famous fir its favored femininity. No more beautiful woMen or worthier wives come from any Where in the world than from thete4 from Cape Cod, anti from alum , ' the shore of Massachit ,ii setts Bay ser er. lly. ~,...--...0.1.--..----. INTEREST. ale Philadelphia /ledger has corn riled the follo'Wing• statement of the rates of interesti allowed by the lalTs or the several States awl Territorie, of i the United states and of 'Upper and Lower Cam : Alabrlma ght per cent. On usuriott§ contraks the prilicipal only can he recoverel: -Arktursas---Six per cent., but par tie' s may contract for any rate n6t: exceeding, ten. _ll:suryforfeits both principal' and interest. rq/iroriia-- 7 --Ten per cent. after la dt t become§ due, but .parties may agree upon any rate of interest whatever, simple or compound. V,,lfwado l To; rlritury—Ten per cell;' - • - on money loaned. • ( . 'onncr•iieuti-.l.Seven per cent. Ulu -4.- forfeits interest taken in excess Of legal rate. ,j);,.(cota—Seven per cent. Partie j s may contact' 'Air_ a rate not exceed. ing twelve. tlury forfeits all the interest taken: . '9 ,, /otrare-Si,x per cent:, Penalty . for usury fOrfeits a sum equal to t 'e rn net. lent: ;District of do l luzybia—Silx per cent. Parties may .4,tlpulate in writing Or ten. Usnry kits all the interest.. Tiorida-4ight per cent! Usury laws repealed. Money may be loaned at: ny rate. f.Porgia—Selten per cent. Partis tniiy eontract (Or twelve. :A highe i r rate than twelYi• forfeits interest and excess. .bighq Terri r wy—Ten per cent.. Parties, mayi i ng7e in writing for any rate not - execedlng two per cent. per mouth. Penalty for greater rate is three times the -Amount paid, fine Of $3OO, orsix onths' imprisomneni or: both. Any agree in Wi ty. for usury furl est. India;fa=—Six l may agfte in w i ll exceeding ten. illegal as to exe, lowa—Six 141 agree in writin . rate works a *1 cent. Ha nsfv—Sei moy agree for t , the !.exeess. ;Kent tug: y--.S t ; tracts may be tep., Usury for est 'charged.; • percent. may l embodied in tiu tion, but no bi cent. Maine—Six 4 agree in writint gfarylapd-4 ccA:ttracts - cann , ex 4bove th EN I +i REGA4DLES9 OF 1) CIATIOR . PROM ANY QUARTER. Michig3n—Seven per cent. Parties may contract for any rate not ex ceeditig ten. Miune+ta--Seven per cent. .Par ties may contract to pay as. high as twelve, in writing,, but , contract for higher ra :e is void to the excess. Missialippi—Six per cent. Parties Inlay contract in writing for. ten. Where niOre than ten is' taken the excess ca not be recovered. , Mimic in writing Penalty ft interest Montan foi any ra Nebra4 rate on el than eovery of pal.- Ne vada, in writing 'Went of at New-Ha higher rat excess to therefor. New-der ry forfeits cent., but any rate. Netv-Yo is a misde I tine of $lO onment, principal, parties. Icw-th Eight infty money is b ry tis daub dietment Oh writing ma ty attached) contract is eight it is eovery is li per cent. Orepa may agree Peit»sylv rious inter paid it, ma, therefor wi Rhode Is rate may hi South Cc- Usury laws may contr. tracts must Ten llesscr may contra I not exceedi 2 1 e.ras—J , lawS abolisl tria/t. usury laws. on. Vermont forfeits onl3l frirghzia forfeit 811.11, Ve4 Fir cess of int if usury is ii'i.w•wisi)! per cent., but parties ►tang, for ten. Penal feits the entire inter- per cent; Parties l itinz for any rate not Beyond that rate its ess only. it eent. yartics may for ten: A higher `Orfeiture of ten pelt. .n per cent. Partiep Usury forfei* i • x per Ont.!, but eoh nade in writing foi felts the whole intet _ , `ice per cent. Eight pe stipulated for, if , face of the °Wigs+ glier than height per I 1 1 er cent. P. ties may to any rate. • per cent.l Usurioue Ot be enforced for tiL9 lb legal ratel II ISE El , ' t:A.; TRUllpkir 1011iING-;:j..*ARY : 27,.. 076-7 i_Six per cent. . Contract may be made fer ten. The , r usury is farfeiture of the ten per cent. —Parties 'may stipulate of interest. la—Ten per cent. or any zpress contract not greater e. 'Usury prohibits the re any interest on the [wind- Ten per cent. Contracts may be made for the pay y other rate. ,inpshire—Six per cent. A 1 : forfeits three times the i he person aggrieved suing ( trey -Sevenper cent. Usu all interest and costs. ico Territory—Six per parties may agree upon k—Seven per cent. Usury eanor, punishable by a , 00 or six months' impris r both, and - forfeits the yen in Wit hands of third arci/i»a-Bik . .per cent. be stipulated for when ? rrovied. Penalty for ma p the amount lent and in r par . cent. Contract' in '- be for eight. No penal for violation of law. If for a higher rate than ,oid as to interest, and re ited to principal and six I, Teri per cent. Parties Ori twelve. nia—Six per cent. nu t cannot be collected. If be recovered by suit lin six months . . # a:I d—Six.,piir cent. Any' agreed upon., rulina—Seven per cent. tare almilished, and parties l et withont limit. Con be in writing: —Six Per cent. Parties t in writing for any rate g ten per cent. ight per cent. All usury e(l by the. Constitution. -itory-L,Ten'per cent. No Any rate may be agreed ix per cent. the excess. , Six per eat. Lenders i terest in case of usury. Territory—Ten per ate agreed upon in writ- Wash lay! cent. And• ing is valid itya—Sis: per cent. Ex rest cannot be recovered slernle(l. .—Seven per cent. Par tract in / writing for ten. an.bo computed on in - forfeits all the interest ties'lna3 , eo No , interest terest. Usu )aid: rritoryfl—T*elye per, - rate may I.)e agreed up Wyoming cent., but an .on in writin! parties may nada—Six per cent., but 'agree upon any rate. 1= Lower C any rate ma The 'Cur l • be stipulated for. envy act of Congress al banks ton rate of six n i the DiStrietlof Colum allows nrate of ten pet' late laws are all mote i the act of Congress, and thought by many, injus he national banks. Be ople of each State, the Tlways contended, should P to;pay for money - what tad should have the sole ie rate. Congress should c for the District. rnits natior per cent. - bia Corq.,Trei3 cent. The liberal than , there, it is, We is done ;sides, the pi Lodfp>r has, be at li ben, they please; right to fix t legislate on 0• A• U eeks, president, says the e the objects and pr.; Order of the Anierican t which the papers have to say of late: Gco. 13, W following a poses of th , rnion, abot. had so nine! I.—We a sis of all mental and I cept the Bible as the ba ! oral, religious, crovern dueational undertakings. f ield an unhesitating sup constitutioii and govern- United States. 2.-+We 3 1 port to the went of the 3.—Wc u. teen of our school orga l tained invio, 4.—We e, public fund.' the support, sectarian Sc ever. ge that the present sys 7eneral unseetarian free ization shall be main, ate. aini that no part of the shall ever be used for or maintenance of any cool or institution what- s.:—We re opposed to any inter ference in olitical affairs by any man or bod ' of : inen acting in behalf or by diree ion of any ecclesiastical body or power ;. yet we make no war ii upon any . m n's 'religious creed. • The way .and means of conduet big our bus ness matters, the meth ods by whic r we propose to secure the desired esults, i are peculiarly our own, and we intend to keep them 4 to ourselves. Third term or one term, Democracy it Republican, bard mon ey or soft m i oney, crooked whisky or straight, are entirely outside of our aims and plans, and receive no atten •tion whatevr. , To sustain and advance the ideas 1 above summuiled, we propose to use all lawfula ill suitable measures at all times th tto us seem to be propi tious; with 11 persons 'who labor for triumph, a ainst all their agencies which' seek their overthydw and de ' structiou. f is in the past, so for the future, we invite and expect fo .t.,re ceive the o-Operationland aid of thousands f sturdy, stat k wart, patri otic, though fill men, who dove their country wi h an ardor surpasing that of. part -, sect, or clan. he colored 31. E. churches Ga., the other night, 0, wo. "Glory t Ise jest like soda lin ober V' AT one of in Columbus, man screame water Nse b Xll hardly ever notice wheth ad has had his hair cut or dm . go home kith a strange ig m his overtioat, and she'll Tod= the gate's! - "A wife w er her husba not, .but let • hairpin stick', 046 bcfM ME „ . They say--zhiwuti,„ suppose they do, But can they prove the story {mar Suspicions may arlao from naught. '. l • But nuillee,,envy, Want of thought; • , . Why count yourself among the "they” Who whisper what they Tare hot saY? They say—but why the tale rehearse, • And. help to mato the matter worse? Nu good can'ibussibly acerno From tellltigWriat may be untrue; • Awl is ft net a nobler plan • •. To speak all the•beet you can? They say—well, If It should be so, Why htNitia you tell the tale of woe? Will It the batter work redress, I Or mate one pang or sorrow less? . Will It the 'erring one restore . Henceforth "to go pad stn no erre ? " They say—oh I `Au.sis and look within; See Wee thy heart tarlinet to slat Watch, lest In dart temptatatlon•s hour, Thon, too, shtnidst sink beneath Brower '• Pity the frail, Weep o'er their fall, /Int speak of good, 'or not at all. INTERESTIN4 TO TARMEB:B. ''Of -the discontetit'. - which exists among the young People, in regard to;agrieultural life, the great cause ikWhat a writer in Scribner's Month- Vso aptly terms the "social lean u4ss" or social starvation - of Amen- Can agricultural life: ;The American farmer, all his planning and all his has never made provision for life. ' lie has only considered the means of getting a living. Everything out side of thisa:everything ;relating to society and culture-2---bas been stead ily. brnored., He gives his children the advantages schools, not recog nizing the faet, that; these very ad vantages call) into life a new set of social wants. A bright,' well educa ted family in a lonely farm-iouse, is' very different material from a 'fain ily,brought up in ignorance. An American farmer's., children Who haVe had a few terms at a neighbor ing academy resemble in no degree tld children of the European peasant. They. come home with new ideas and new wants, and if they find no oppor tunities for !their 'satisfaction, they will be ready, on reaching their ma jority, to Ilythe farm and seek the city. ' If the American farmer wishes to keep his children near him, he must learn the difference of living and get tin;; a living and we mistake him and his grade of culture altogether if he does not, stop over this state ment and wonder what we mean by it." To get a living to make money, • to tecome!"Pnehanded;” this is the whole of life to agricultural multi tudes, discouraging in their num beo to contemplate. To them there is io difference between living and getting a' living. 'Their, whole 'life conSiSts ini getting a living; and. when their thmilies come .back. to thOn from schooling, and find Ant, really, this is the only purAtit that haS:. any recognition under- the pater natroof, they must go away. The boys push to the centers or the cities; and the girls follow them if they can. -A Young man or a yoUng woman raised to the point where they appre hend the, difference between living and getting a living. cati never be satisfied with the latter alone. Eith• er t 4; farmer's children-Must be kept ignorant, or provision must be,made forjheir social wants. Brains and heaits need food and clothing, as well as bodies; and those who have learned to recognize brains. and hearts as the best and most important of their personal possession, will go wWre they can find the ministry AYliatlis the remedy ? How shall farmers inanage to keep their chil dren near them ? How Can we dis cOttrage intkiK of .unnecessary. , —nav, buidensome population into, the cities? We answer: By making agricultural society attractive. Fill thk farm-house with books and per iodicals., Establish central reading roOins, or neighborhood clubs. En- Conrage the social meetings of the young. Have concerts, lectures, Usury atotteur - dramatic associations. Es tablish a bright, active, social life, that shall give some significance to latior. Above all, build as far as poS,,sible in villages. It is better to :go a mile to one's daily' labor, than to place one's self a mile away from a" , neighbor. The isolation of AMerican.l'arm life is the great curse of that life, and it falls upon the wo men with a hardship that trig, men can not appreciate, and ,, drives the edirated young away. MEN WE DON'T WANT TO MEET The man who grunts ant; gasps as hel,gobbles up the soup, and at. every otlMr mouthful seems threatened with a choking fit. I • The man who, having Been thrown bfaccidentin your company, Makes bold to bawl your name 'out, and to shake your hand profusely when you paCs him in the street. The man who artfully provokes yon to p!ay a game of billiards with hini, and though he feigns to be a noyice, produces his own chalk. • The man who can't sit at your ta ble;on any get oetasion without get ting on his tga to propose some stg picf toast. The man who, thinking: you are mtisie al, bores. you with this notions ontlid music of the future, of which yoti know as little as the music of the spheres. The man who wants a white hat in winter aptl smokes a, pipe when walk ing, and accosts you'll:3 "old fellow " just a:; you are *ping to make a go4d impression on some well-dressed LA' friends. The man who, knOwing that your dodtor faces him at the table, turns the talk so as to set him talkino• In doe tofs shop. The man who, with a look of ur gent business, when you are in a'hur rytakes you by the button-hole to, tell you a bad joke. _ the man who, sitt:ng, just behind yon at the opera, destroys half your eninyment.by humming the 'air. . The man who makes remarks on - yotir personal 'adornment, asks You where you buy yoUr i waistcoats, and ivhat you paid for Sour dress boots. The man who lards his talk with ;little scraps. of French and German affkr hitileturn from a Continental 1,0 . * 1 —/ f 94410 -Punch. =I .- ". • - ; . , - - I , I " -2 • ' 1M SLY." MEI :. itIOROBOONo DMM, • • , . The 'Mine "trichina spiralis i i eonie4. from • tWo Greek -Words, signifying . hair and curled, alluding•to the hair like. forth: of the animal and the curled poaition' which. it assumes in the cells in which it is found in the muscular -systern- - The. male worm_ measures' only the one-twentieth ,of an inch in length;' the female is a lit tle longer. It was discovered by Professor Owen in a portion orintrnan muscle sent to him from St. liarthol-. omew's Itospital in 1834. ' - In a feW, hours after the diseased meat is taken into the stemach, trich ime separa,ted.from it are found 'free in that org,an.- Thence they:pass hito. the duodenum, and afterward in the small into tine, where theY : 7are de veloped. .;On the third or fourth day eggs 'are discovered, these eggs beling -alivei as We have found to be the case in' other . analogonS larvad of which we have specimens:'. From the-intes tines andll other ,cavities where }the young are first produced, they pene trate into the stibitanee ,of the Mils` wheiie sometimes 'as - early!, as three daysi after the diseased meat is taken intoithe stomach they may?.pe found in considerable-numbers, and so far deteloped - that the young. tozoa havO. almost attained equal to that of the full grown trich inal. TnOy progressively advance . into the interior of the small bundles of tfluscular fibre, where they may be Often seen :) , :everal in a file, one after the other. Behind them the muscu lar tissue becomes atrophied, .that is hardened, surd around them an irrita: tion is se6, up Which ends in produc ing a ;cyst in about two weeks. Thus it will be seen that the whole =sell lar systeieis filled with these para. gites, eaehl one the 'central point of inilammatiOn, and of course of terri ble sulferhfg, until the friendly hand of death ! h the scene. These eases, we think, must be more frequi!nt than is generally sup- )OSCCI, croM our II:IA-lug so many )ronght to3onr notice within a short line, and this fact would -be a goodi reason for intirely . giving up swine's flesh as an article of food.' But tlieri N a sure preventive. for nil this Thorough tOoking will fenil6r absolutelyfree front auy injurious elfocts in this diration; It' we !riVe up swine's flesh for the reason tha4 it Contains entozua, I we shall be ohrlbr(;Fl for the some re on to disearl 01 animal l'ootl. One of the same fannly' which we have men tioneql us cauSing sichn4ss among the Egyptians :is of frequent occurrence among cattle, sheep anal horses, the hare, the rabbit, ,Sze. zinother species s foun<l in .I.he liver or the salmon, it the aliniOntarc.canal of the pike In 4 perch, and also many species in 'ost thefeathereil tribes. otviit perhaps to say that, al- . thonfrh the i careful sinokin of •pork to ki . ll the triehime, it is never safe, iii oiir• opittioU, to eat pozl which is not, very thoroughly cooked. WOMEN AND MOTHERS . . . .. The „Salitrtlay dkricw, in the course 4 Olt cloqutznt article under the above Option, , Temarks.that wo men are apt to Murmur at: their lot as one• without, influence; variety, stirring purpose or space for tietio - n; but that it is. on the contrary, a lot full of dign4 :V of linpOrtance if properly retarded and fitly underta ken. if they do, not lead ;unties, they make the characters of men who lead rind are led.. If theyi - are not Stato;Atini4ters or Parliamentary or ' ritors;--they - -raise by their nobleness or degrade )iy their want of delicacy ur refinemeta the souls and minds of Jnen who are. If they are not in the throng andltress -of active • life, they thin cheer oh to hitch aims or basely reward the; baser methods of exis tence. As mothers they are artifi cer:4 who g ye the initial touch that lasts for life, and as women they complete what the nfotlier begam Society is Molded mainly by them, and they Wing typ' their ditur..hters upon their tiattern..- It is surely weak and silly then to Ithime society for its ignobleitone, or the young for their disorders., • All mcn[want the correcting .influence of social opinion and it is chiefly women who 'create that opinidu. YOuth, too, wilt- be ever disorderly it' it gets the chance. and the rade - has not-yet been born that carries old heads on ',young shoulders. It is for the mothers to supplement' by their own wisdoni the gaps left by the inexperienced and ignorance cif youth; it is, for mothers to guide aright the steps that are apt without that guidance to run astray, and to guaid a!lainstt . passions. cunt tions, desire 4 which. if left to them 'selves, bring only disaster, but which guarded and directed, may be turned to the best:Of ends. For ourselves we regret to see the rapid extinction of motherhbod in its best sense. and decline , to accept the mothirn loose! handed chaperon its its worthy sub stitute. We repudiate the plea of the insubordination of the young, as _often put fOrwara in the • defense 1- of the new state of things, for it is sim- ply nonse*. The•young . , are what the motherS make them, just aq so ciety is what the matrons 'allow it to be; and if mothers did their.thity we should hear no more athe •willfull ness of the :)ne or the shameless .va fzaries of the other. '. e own remedy for' each lies-i 4 their own hands only': „ TM . ; m A IV ITO Cohn.—A corpu lent woman, wearing spectacles and a very serious look, was a passenger' on a I'cnn avenne , car yesterday. As the car rolfed along 'she smiled at a man sittin4, opposite and inquired: ":Can you ring the .bell'?” , " Withlileasure," responded, he rose up rand yanked the strik The, car ;stopped, no one moved, and after ?a Jong look through the dpor the dOverstaretcruptgoin. The than looked across . at the =fat Woman for an explanation, and stir said: "I didn't know, whother'yqulcould or not !"—.--,PitlAttrgh - Gaze//e. "Pat, baye you t:.een a stray pig this morning?" . : 4 "Shure, an' how could I tell a sthray any other, sai!" . SPILKINS ;says that ill the „perils and horrors of 4, maelstrom aren' t a circum stance to the horrors of hearing a fe4nalc strom on tinti, piano,'next door, from morn. 4PO migh t, . . 4 t r Annum In Advan'pe S 2 p NUMB, Eli., BEI -- 7 - 7 ---- .71 ----- XtEP YOUR TB,OI/BLE4 -77 ,SACIZED.: A .tforthy wife -. of forty years' standing; rind *hose life was libt all made tip of sunSliine and peace,!gives' the fol owing sensible and iniprOSiVe advice Ito a married -.pair ,ac quaintance. The advice - 10 so g ood= and ,so well suited, to all married pea: plei as well as those who intend en teringthat estate, that we bere pub lish it for the benefit of ilugh persons: ereserve sacredly the privacies of Voris ciltn house, yniir married state, and y,our heart, • Let `no - father or Motbert, sister or brother, .orf any third person, ever presume to come in bet Ween you two, or to share the Joys and sorrows that belong to.you two alOne. , With God's help: build your Om quiet world, not alltiwing your dearest earthly friend bilie the confident of aught that conceals your domestic peace. Let moments of alienation, if they occur;, , belicaled at - once Never, no, never, Speak of lint to each other confess, and: come out right. Never morrow's sun still find ybit at variatie'. Review and renew your will do you, good, and therp • souls will grow toOther, d in :that love which is than death, and you Will be-: ply one. ' • ! vow; it ort ment stroige' come tr TEAC COUragt CIIILDREN COURAGE...2r =is a vital element of qkirtis,- valry. Without it, in4eect, ti:tir, eh neitjier to pro cowitld . truth nor fidelity ise can be hoped cot: The is sure to lie when truth unishment,' and sure um his engagements When an peril. We need valiant at have - learned to ..csndure pain, and to face danger y and promptly when ;duty I Some parents mile this t,_of training by :losses and on. 'A Mother who is taking to the dentist's get a It - will often .say,'. if lie is ":! , :it still, my Loy, it Won't MEM treat. f they - in s( his V, anti seo fo;ufess, rqtplires! t:it4l deueptio: her boy . tooth o shrink - ID Imq'your i . hil4, - rrim ." Now,she knows it willi,hurt i t ! 1 , think' - if she can Onljt-get his deviee to sit still - aild let. . st get hOl , l of the tooth. then very of the pain' will) not s extraction. This is-a ilou , iilic. It 'destroys the linly's' ii.C. in her, 'ror he deteCts, her and though it gets the 1-loy is (list hindor i rah,. confide! a lir his thn to sit still, it is under the that therii is to be no pain, he should be tau alit to 4lice kind scorn it. This rerice between the cowiards ernes. A reaimea of I t )u1(1 march up to a battery idly as a regiment of Heroes; ME wfiv IT a :s the pain( the ilitr and the troops S elletrti ftlie3 - t t tilt! gi 1 iLroes .1 there was . 'enernY IIS. TllO (I:IRTC . II . Ce is now the •danger, I yet' Multi v. - ...we it _V• PAU,' AND FACET-11E. If! .1s . 17.js of ti,ilJF. ler overcoat covers a multitude B t 'KBE el(lzt4, s are, well informed on combing • ! ; . , r; boarder is one who `pays his' • 1 regtt bili s weel:l Tonla not hare a thing knevn,t you don't ito 1! may become efillonsed fO want BEE RCM ` I .(.*.F.NT 'szitapr.Ll.tit.N." 1S tlielatcst-for !r 'be friendship of him wbci stands the storm.. 1)y, you in • I' - • • "'• i fr proeeet a I.!riny to the 'seat of War. . A f`ONSI t a f dest advertising ineditini"--lAn sewing circle. -Tim 41 nO definite life except unto doubt except Unto 1d iier life. ei is . often 'beautiful, atd proi)er is childhood of inunkiltal ' • , s a, bottomless sea. in which and truth mar be - • .Tuv:RE ; no o.r,t) age) l . y foy iy :" 310N} V ho))r. co l drowned. inn ought to have patience ,Ittl verty ; but .for laziuCss a long it; . yt'tty pity for 1) i p, \Vn know all about shooting . stars, gmt we.often I;),r. , zet that this 'world of in+ is a riptplver. t : , ''/ i • Witrs parties go, out for Or..a.siu-o ,:tit. lug,. 'the 'easide swell gent ally' ulake everybody s i c t... . . .. , . I' ' ' • 1 '{'ii E ith. st dangerou of rill liattety is thii - ry_doinnivn kind that we bestow fipop 4.nirsdives. , - •llfr',)t. to those contemplating; matritno ny--.7-Neep on contemplating it, - and :Sou woun't get hurt. ) -i r _ A soling Woman who was driyen: I to dis traction, .1107 fors that she will barb to wallt , .baek 1 - 1 ,r - ; 1 - WitY is pig the most provident of an nals:' ceause he always carries we-ttb o two about him. - ny or common sense go tple ? How - many • sernplk;s of • go to one dram? ; I fow ma' zCI =1 . . Ito . vt.t ,rave oMa ve I flvr to ask of a n now, , W s ire to shut the door after'yonT when you go into his office. . ' 11nT few men can handle a hot lamp chimney iml say . there is no place like home at tl c same time. T.IUTII is immortal; the soon:6n ;not picrt:e it, tire can not burn it; prisons can not ineare, , ratv it; taming cannot 'starve it. ' Mn Bron. asked her, "Hose; wilt thou belnine? ' itose•analfered, "I am sorry it can not ie—but a rose cannot be tdru- . etl iiii - O a •bud." Ltyt: cannot subsist in society Mt L by reeiiiNeal ' concessions. Labor to keep alive in yo it breast that little spark of ce lestial tire called conscience. . :: 'To one .ort of mind less'of earthly4?ei i sitiOn is di intuition; but - to a higher and nobler sp4it it is eoronAtion, for the in- Ward mamincreases. . ~.• y , 1 • ..:1 A.d.:Tl:illl . WOZ . Uitti could think of but tin:ily-nine differ-oft ingredients to 'pat IMO a minie pie, and she wept at the idea of losing h'er power of memory. "'I stand upon the soil of • freedom !" cried a kurup . - orator. " No,"' - exclantted his Oniennker; `Sou stand in n: pail. of boots that ;have never been paid for.'' - ”I"es, be may be a good scholar, and all that, but he can't pa:,s a beet: salOcin," wa what i)o . e. literary gentleman'remark cd or- another on the street yestOrday., • • • “Jsn't your husband a litth bald?" askql;one lady of :mother, in a store yes terdak., " There isn't a bald ,hair iti his heaiti ' was the hasty reply of hit', Wife. -• ; • 'O7.SEROSITY duringlife is a very differ ent-tbing from .generosity in the hoilf of deaPi. One proceeds from getinine liber alit and benevolence; the other 'from pride or fear. . ' • ! ; "Vim:: fear comes into the life of the .believer an-utter desoLltion and a sense of faihire—all seeming dark and ;I:eiserable andi' ; unliappy—the4 is che . time ivbeh ie belve, then - is the tircle' l`olol*PV?*nt on ,the verge of blessing. • .1 • ' =mastics ipts ?UM. i - - - - ;i . I L, I I , Sell All I FilON TIM I PP IAI I 13°11P8 X ' Sias, 11. Eseeners Tua,Larrsa OF l'l' Eltg-Ilf-14tv.—;When , a; Wornin er, ltsig• BIiTSKOZE I Le , C9llVereatlepai IProdiviW ls goes intian barons stadi, } it iss quite i tional to, 'conclude th at Ike •iriu e rne from her , ' mental seelnsloo alas • new 1, fruitful themes for • inte ileetttal*enti , After her' recent discoridltitbereft I I_, , usual when,that lady fxmie eist su her ' fiective laPse irttli 0 burileit l ied and respoo-; Bible countenance, Matrvissi 1 .1.4..ia and myselfwere net wholly. unipreporedfor,the occasion. ! I The subject that at present eD gages' her a ttentio n,t is thii, snarled injus• tier done to mothers-in-law bythemcxlera , press. l She considers nothing l inere fater to a woman's ambition foi l entering iuto that delightful relation, than titsfre sallies of Sidieule made at! ; that nnfortir Pate cla.sB,lThassnuch as there iroutd bay, been go Mrs, Ilassarnmf,slbut or anl -4-, teccdent SerTieeS of .a mother-b 43 4, an 4 furthermore', as MILVT , ICA!, JA E'9 pros- ' are sOrnewliat entangled taith a sinti t4 liar issue, ,I. feel it incumbent stn me undertakeiiticit vindicatiott as ra, secon i cli ie hand enthuisiasm can brizig l itc; bear oat h 1• case of theme maligned individuals. Mrs. 13.1,fas a formidabl4 accumulation of newspaper ,clippings; of this nature' most of which are talsen ',from !our Local papers, for !whic.lt, she declares with right eous indig nation - , tlia eiery eilitor who, enconrageslsuch a slitiment deSerres to have his domesticity encumbered with a homely, hateful, and desperately healthy niotlier-in Jew', Clipping ..,No. 1 reads " The ex ression on .a nervous woman's I , face upon etting into a ; dentifses chair, if - can only I imitated by a man, l when he gets a letter from his mother-in-law in quiring, briefly, "if that pare room is ready." ' 1 " I 1 1 , NO tv, go-Al reader, it becom, well as sun l dry other gentlemen' quit a•pect,l ,tiff make diligeot ce that no eonifortably-furnished sP would in .alt 'profitability grace , tiff oat private apartments but Dor th gd timely! !interference pf a mother-in-law. - , 1 ' 3frs. B. hurries over sq l pibs touching with crisp ridicule on mothelr'S-i -Law who do the family'Washing, and in thers-in law incognitO, who , aro flirted ,j with by daughter's hu s bands put, 'airihg them selves as bachelors, and old 1 , wornen who tumble ove! holiday wares, ind buy MA r.lA's Why, a ten-cent doll,! and all that I sortof things, until she lighi indignantly on an account•of a tiger that ni s loft at home, shut i tfp With a moth6r-in 11 - w, and found talke l' tic death on the 6tu at of Ow family. 1 I,i! 1 I Mrs. B. ,s I' have alreadr =rked, l is slightly afidietsd to cony rea ion', 'her self, and fct the fast allUsiyn t 1 the ex tent of , per: ()Imlay. She ,at i tilb tes na il bounded malignity 'to thoe reek ett.4 jour nalists whO , J. .eeni to delight in ephjuring p u a ltgliemi , ternatrimony, lout D g m other-in-lawan un offendinther-in-law ; ' arid L becom- t " in;; fearful t i llat the continnance f inich a procedure Ty have its infi .; ttenc in cut tin off many worthy females from the b' i-sful pip - spcer•of fce ling; minee r pies and -, , delectable pr , itlings to lovel y loving • , h01L.,-11.1^/aW. I I "I r he apiwaj.z.inoi cover to allgoot Women nlio have attained to the honorable di-,- Unction of r ' lieinn; mothers to married 1 1 daughters. reminding them, that they are c presumed to belong to that iirisctrupulous i class, whose 1 single and engrossipg pur- 11 1 poe in life, has.•been, to beceme the pro-1 . 1 pruitor of a , /. sonn-la*. i Having ge e'thronl.l with the relimi nai y, and le, A involved stages o simple motherhood, and wifehood, they are sup po,,ed to hav e' j u came out tootaud ( capable in the ravellfri,g and unravelling of matri monial intr i teaeles, and cleperately in love with every , speciesf of c njugal sna nouverieg—claiming withal t ie±clusive light of dictating somebody else . ' house el. hold, and ani generalling soldebotly else's (1 , 11 - 11(stie f•f41113t1011s. , Every . 31 moyier's ".ki.visA xxf'.. is the pretty sprig bf ntiirtality, sli has petti cmated, and i pantaietted for the supreme object of husband •catching. I Not a ray of the preciohs :sunlight that , brightened and vivified'he meshes of beryeli i. ow hair, as it was br shed i i. into living !cur Lingers, tingling to their tips, Witl pidses of lo i ving, but was Pres • I have be en wrested to the lofty pu l l I , entanglin sonic immaculate il heart. I, i If she statO!,i some what apart I 1 n. seclusio of widowhood, she is . 1 1 with a brisker show of coniag wear of her slbw sorrow, has left I a der( nctiless i ' Leaning toward her NA's love, and her MALvINA's ha l the bright yining home circle, i anxious tt bring the benefit long hoarded experience. This con tots perhaps will t 1 (tier and riper i conclusions_ of th 2.lvar old son-in- law. M tf.vr:s A's his baby, an 11 itiasmuch as ! i bis g-a.:e him ca nip tea, when he w: Oin lt, that F)ther-in-law wild sl 1 st elder blbw and pumpkin se tions instead, is 'an ;interloper. I mouth o'l ather. Ile hasl erMile, (that the mother-in-Iw, from 31Ai.vi‘'s balnyhood). and a half,l and choked tlii pant as inan'more with cipii mn he staniltip in his natl backed by the united press, I, molt against fielde r blow. Di sistance of Ithe night-eapp( during a midnight season 'of i elutions and ejaculations; i s dotaited in tie presence of sir `of spicy s locahi, and the next l if 11'..4 4 y ProP,7 iwer or the C 4 u I I pater comes i out with an exe , witty accounty, after the t.: tiger story. 1 1 Take it ea sy , good woman, the boy to himself and the p l ires )1 U.VINA dyes have to supper • consequence!. r Betake yourse i lft shore at the 'apProach of these' emergeneieg, and let the lad soothing sYrup. ) Brtghten checks, and iejnvivate your l b in the crisp reezes that wh, clitTs, and le I t then' get out t' of experiende at the price ye .31 trxrs.s. lau'ghs as mei. when lie re.l t ds funny things ers-in-law, .aid it will take 1. ytitrs to find out, ter' husbanf law, and: gr't.en at that. Yi well hold pt reserve your ! vigor for your eivn consami future life pull, and let tho y' tons use ripl their own-Stu ) looking after! themselves and offspring. gale to the sick and the whit? curtained spar! a becoming l linvalid drapery,i son-in-law;emoii pu ff ing up; some one t give JACK a bat BiltsFitEELs word' for it, yeti I.i . ed newspaper squibs to a . ! u, drowning man can be resd shouting, in' i his ear- that the his mother 4n-law is coming. As old --- heaved the 1. of four tons of coal into his ella heard to remark; "If they , had. instead Of gir4, it trotadult 0 0* elnOitQAl , 9 l 4o 010 04 W P . II U IN II 111 II 11 MI 1111 ME .8 me, as of tran ,nfersions are room list of e special is, over. theitn med I to pose of ,asenline in the LttaOked The ier with 31 \IA 1- t.}, and !here slit) 'or her to star twenty baby, is mother s an in- ',all sug- decoc- I I o is a ked the l ept over e times tEM MEM MEE dignitS. l e argu- ive ,n tl oak in. tld Lady, ntile ev- I • ' plurally Igleaner le of the SEMI iatingly of tho ME= even if little in ~the sea- ,lomestie buy his owA yo r faded ry limbs isk over the ei ,measure I ugot yours. rrily as !about moth ', e r full ten a is a son-m -u' !might atilt , 1 • .; I . remnant of =. tion in. the 1 • un -, simple- I I , latt , t vitality flier crctopy head ache, I . 1 room, with 4 en iorm 1 tli lino for 1 1 ~ r- firk , d llns.. 1 wi I be spar f • e ret that a i itated, by I old / woman, 1 1121 st scuttle I , he was 1 • u boys been. ce.q!