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The Haree' having a larger circulation than all the rapers in the connty combined, makes it thabeat medinm in Northern Pennsylvania. • .7011 PRINTING oSevery kind. in Plain and Fancy e °lora. done with neatnesnand dispatch. 'Handbills, Blanks. cards. Pamphlets, Bullheads, Statements, he. °revery variety and style. printed at the shortest *Renee. The REPORT= Office is well supplied with Tower Presses, a good assortment of new type. and everything in !hp Printing line can be executed in he most artistic .manner and at the lowest rates. TERMS INVARIABLY CASH. BUSINESS CARDS. W WALLACE REELER, 170 USP.. SIGN AND FRESCO PAIN.SR, Towanda. Sept. 15, 1870-yr p AN, HIIDDELL k SAIsthERSON Miners and Shippers of the 'SULLIVAN ANTHRACITE COAL. niar.l'7l Towanda, Pa. CLUTP kVINCENT, INSURANCE N. 2 .1 AGENTA.--OinCo formerly occnpted-by !demur Morrow, ono door south of Ward House. It. CAMP. 111?y1.11.'70 . , W. S. 'VINCENT. wm. H. MORGAN, dealer in Real F-ntate, lots fr.'m 5100 upalirds. Office over the late B. S. Russell & Co.'s Banking Muse. T W. DIMMOCK, Dealer in all JE J• kimin of Roofing filatea. Towanda, Pa. All ,rapry for Roollng promptly attmuled to. Partienlar nitention given to Cottage and French Roofing. TAILORESS.-4-Try Mrs. FM.RMI work and ri•lces.. „Shop In find yellow ), uFr bmween Ward 'Roust and rtakerY.t.°Progito • Towanda Oct. IC7l.—fm cr FOWLER, REAL ESTATE it • DEALER, No. It Sonth Canal Street. Chi. eafy.o. Illinois, Pell Estate . pnrchased and sold. In vf.stramlts madeand Money 'Loaned. =EOM • A.TtOIID , BROS., General Fire and Lip Iniurant, A genry. Polleica aover , ,ng IrcC and flarnaaa ffIIIFNI by lirhtninc, in Wyoming. and othrr rehaNe compann.a. withont additional char;:c s: Tt. 1 GaiI7AII2D. WyaluNitw, ST:v 22, '7l. S. C. GAYLORD TORN DUNFEE, BLAC KS .117T17, • MONROETON, l'A.. pare rartieniar attention to Ironlnz. Bul... , aies, Wagons. Sleighs, hr. Tire set and repairing done, on,sliort notice. Work and charges pnaranteed satisfaetery. 12,1 r, sC). Antos PENNTPACKER, HAS aca:n PSthbliFlied himself In the TAILORING 'TSINESS. Shop over Itockwell'e Store. Wei It.of /very description dene in the latest styl. Fl. Tt;wanda; April 147Q.-1f L ERAYSVILLE WOOLEN MILL The unler , irtie I respectfully annonnrelo the' pulii!c that 1 0 ke, ceestatitlx on band Woolen Cloths, Casginirre.. IlanneN. Varna. and all kinds at wholesale anti retail DROADLEY, . Proprietor. CLI,NTON HOUSE, ITHACA_ N.' S. 1). TIIOMPS6.N . , Propr I 'llll.ools at the Dipot free for tie Howe. 71(::rt ti I;, 124111 i s. RUSSELL'S GENET: 11. ._ 1..... V S E.' I? A. ..N G E ~.1 GEN C Y, lEEE= rriiE UNDERSIGNED ARCM _L TECT AND LUILDER, Nvishes trr inferrn the r.c . Towanda raid that he will give particular nit-talon to drawiin:plates. lieSigllP and d'n - atinn,4 for all. inatiner of buildinga, private at. , l public. Sup , rnitendoncr , given for re..asonable ot.tpt 11Satit111. OM., at re,idcnee N. E. corner of S. c..il and Elizabctli Firet.tm. J. E. FLEMMING. Box 511. Tpwantla. Pa MEW SASH, DOORS, AND BLINDS I fro prepared to furnish Riln•dried boors, Sant andillinds of any style., size. or thickness. on short nolioe. Hand in . your ordcrs ten days Before yon want to use the articles. and be surd that you will art doors that will.not - shrink or swell; Tertns each on di-livery- Towanda. July 19. IS7I. GEO. P. CASH. TIDErNDERSIGNED HAVE opened a Banking House in Towanda, under the narno of G. F. 'MASON & CO. They are prepared to draw Bills of Exchange; and make collections in New York, Philadelphia, and all P(.7tlons of the I.tiittd States, as also F.ngland„ Ger many, and France. To loan money, receive deposits, add to do a general Banking business. F. Mason was one of the late firm' of. Laporte, Mason k Co., of Towanda, Pa 4 and his knovledge of h.• business men of Ilradford and adjoining counties an I haring been in the banking business for about years, rr.aks this housi,a desirable one through h t • make colle.-tions. • • G. F. MASON. Oct. 1, teO. A. G. MASON. N E W R ()OBS, LO TV P'(l IC ES ! 11()S7.0E1,)N, l'A IIOLT.ON", Is rlsrs ern, and Pros isions. Drugs In Korocsm. I,rimp.S, Chimneys, Sha Stuff=, Paints. this, Varnish. Yanlue Nos he T•d, - ...c0 i -Ciirlrs and Snuff. Wines and thc bast quality. for medicinal purposes on.y. All Goods erd.l at thro lowest prints. Pre s,r.;•ticus onpound Al at all hours of Vie day and MAIM titre us a call. ,Irene 21. IP ,- .9--.ly. CHEAP PASSAGE FllO3l Oil TO MELIND Olt, ENGLAND OCI N s CO.'S LINE or N:E.V.!SETE..I 1 . 0011 00 TO QCEENSTowN on I.:VENC.E:T.. 61110II's old Star- Lino " of Lir - rer - e , l l'aekets, sailin.! every week. I.lne of l'a,ltets from or to Loudon, 13 '. 1 1P:: tMiON a Pen' ttatmes to P.u.ilater and S ,, ratzl•lra.7- 111 , .0 un demand. farther lart...rulars,•aprly I. W , lll,Anas Guion, 27 Pre..dway N,,..r . 1,%Jrii, G. F. 11.kSON Ctc!... BankerA, Ort. I, Towanda. Pa. , NTEW STEA.I\I FLOURING MILL Al IN rA P. 1.7 j....31n: r to give roitiee that him, new STEAM FLOURING MILL Ts in qnocepir.l operation. and that he Is pre part I wur11::: short notice. cdtINI , IN' - ilviNE ON TUE SAME DAY 111:VE it REtUVED al: 1 Iha flour, o,rn M,al, , Oa hand aLd for gale at Icr LAR:-NUTlCE.—Persona Itaing,e on the . of the :as or ,h-alling 1 , patroni,le my mill, tlwir 1vr7ar. , ... paid both ways, when they ton blish,ds and tliiWaralt, F. S. AYERS. MEI CHARLES F. DAY,TON, Suor , sgor to Iltunphrey - ' 7I IAI',NESS MAKER; Over Mobdy's Store, E'^', , s on handds full assortment of DOU . IILE and SI.NtI.F..II.IItNESS..and all other goods in his line Il,pairiu.; and:manufacturing done to order. Towanda. August 2.1. 1871. I I T JACO BS, • Haa removed his TEMPL E 0-F FASHION 2 l'ation's Muck, Stain street, second • duor above 13:Lige Etreest, a'Avaya.be fotrod a coomkte nook of MEN ' S AND BOYS' CLOTHING, S AND CAPS. warraated, and sold at the lowest rates. 1.:17].•71 , -• C O. Ii E BEST. most DEsIRABLE, and most ECO .-,41( :AL i'L'EL for culinary purposes during sum- T'•lialb by the TOW.LNDA GAS COMPANY. TAT:lre cents per bushel at the Gas HOUOr. Or If et-z...terata dellre rusy3o,lB7o. S. W. AX4VOII,ID, Publisher. VOLUME XXXII. JAMES • WOOD, Arrommey AND 0011211 AT LAW, Towanda, Pa. - HENRY PEET, ATTORNEY AT LAW, Towand*. Pt • Pm 27. '66. W3l: FOYLE, ATTORNEY AT W. Towanda, PA. Moe with E Smith, so u th aide If errata Block. April 14, 70lbanan & MONTANYE, ATTO A. 7 MI AT LAW. 012120—affltuff of Male 11114 Pine Streets, opposite Porter's Drug Store. TIR. E. WESTOk Moe In Pattozeo Block, iner Ganes Drag andt Chemical Blom Jon 1. DR. T. B. JOHNSON, PHYSICIAN AND Surtorox, Mee over Dr. IL C. Portei Son k Co.'s Drug -Store. TIR. C. K. LADD, PHYSICIAN and Surgeon. Towanda, Pa. Moe one door north of Day, //sada k Sanderson's coal *Mee. janlBl2 .• P. WILLISTON .. ATTORNEY AT LAW. TOWANDA. South side of Mermen New Block. up stabs. April 21, "Ifi—tf. yr B. 31 c KEAN, ATTORNEY • AND COMELLOI LAW, Towanda, Pa. Par ti en lar attention paid to btutineea in the Orphans' Court Mr 20. '136. W CA_RNMiAN, ATTOR itsT AT LAW (District Attorney for Bra& ford County), Troy, Ps. Collections made and prom ly remitted. feb 18, RD.C. DE " , Attorneyst to • Law. Towanda, Pa.. having formed .a co-part nership, tender their professional ermines to the public. Special attention given to EVERY DEPART MENT of the business, at the county seat or else where. JACOB DsWITT. D. CLLNTON DzWITT: TOWANDA. Pa., Dec. 12, 1870. TorrN N. CA_LIET; ATTORNEY !JP AT LAW, Towanda, Pa. Particular attention illy en to Orphans' Court baldness. Convepaactnj and Collections. air Office in Wood's new block, south of the First National Bank, up stain. . - Feb. 1. 1871. 11. WARNER, Physician and C• Surgeon. Iplta.Carille. Bradford Co., Pa. AU calls promptly attended to. °face first door month of Leltayegrille House. Sept. 15, 1870.-yr (IVERTON & ELSBREE , Arrou v NEVA AT LAW, Towanda, Pa., having, entered into copartnership, offer their professional services to the public. Special attention given to business i In the Orphan's and Register's Courts. , pll4lO orEnToN, C. =imam- MERCUR & DAVIES, ATTOR _IT .1- NETS AT LAW, Towanda,Ta. The tnaderrigned haring apsociated themselriw together in the practice of Law, offer their professional services to the pablie. ULYSSES 31Encum. W. T. DANTE& March 9. 1870. TV A. &B. M. PECK'S LAW T V • OFFICE. Meal stree. opposite the Court Rouee, Towanda, Pa. Oct. 27.'70. ° A A. KEENEY, COUNTY„ SII • PERINTENDENT. Towanda,. Pa. Mike with 11. M. peck. 4erond door - below the Ward House. Will be at the`ctlice the last Saturday of each month and at all other times when not called sway on busi ness connected with the Superitendency. All letters should hereafter be addressed as slime. dec.1.70 TIR. r. W. LY3LkN,, rFITSICIATI A'ND Smarm!. Office one door east of Reporter building Rest dente, corner Pins and 2nd street. Towanda, June 22, 1871. JOHN W. MIX, ATTORNEY AT LAW, Towanda, Bradford Co., Pa. GENERAL INBURANCE AGENT. Particular attention paid to Collections and Orphans' Court business. OfSco—lfercur's New Block, north side Public Square. apr. 1, '59. TOWANDA, PA. DOCTOR 0. LEN IS, A GRADII ate of the College of 'Physicians and Burgeons," New York qty, Claws 184.1-4, gives exeluaive attention to the practice of his profession. Office and residence on the eastern slope of Orwell Hill, adjoining Henry Howe'a. jan 14, 'Cg. TAR. D. D. SMITH, Dentist, has purchasO , l G. H. Wood's property, between Mercur's Block and the Elwell House, where he has located his oftloa. Teeth extracted without pain by nee of gas. Towanda, Oct. 20. 1870.—yr. " Hotels. _--- DINENG ROOMS IN CONNECTION WITH THE BAKERY, • Near the Court Mouie. We are prepared to feed the hungry at all times of the day and evening. Oysters and Ice Cream In their seasons. March 30.1 M. B. W. SCOTT A: CO. EI p ,WELL HOUSE; - . TOWANDA; JOHN C. WILSON Having leased this House, is now ready to accommo date the travelling public. Nopains nor expense will be spared to give satisfaction to those who may give him a call. ft? North nide of the public square, oast of ?der enes new block. p U3IMERFIELD CREEK HO TEL. - - , Having purchased and thoroughly refitted this old and well-known stand. formerly kept-by Sherif( Grit: fis, at the mouth of Thanimerfield Creek. Is ready to Ow good accommodations and satisfactory treatment to all who may favor him with a call. Dec. 23, Frig—tr. An'A . !CS HOUSE, TOWANDA., TT: ;CY & riOLLON The Horn, , s, ke. of all guests of thin housr, insured against lons by Fire, without any ex tra charge. A superior quality of Old Euglish lluu Ale, just T. IL JORDAN, Towanda, Jan. 24.'71. Proprietor. 1 - 111ADFORD HOTEL, TOWANDA, PA. The subscriber having leased and lately fitted up the above Hotel, lately kept by him as a saloon and Ip.irlmg house, on the south aide of BRIDGE STREET. neat to the rail-road, is now prepared to er.tentaiu the public with good accoteadationsonrea s,,r,able charges. No trouble or expense will be si aced to a,-oinmodate those ,calling on him. His bar will be furnished with choice brands of CLAWS, Lwpiors, Ales, Ac. Grand Stabling attached. " NV - 5L HENRY, Towanda, Juno 1,1871..t01 11ay72 Proprietor WARD HOUSE, This popular house, recently leased by Messrs. Soo: k My-kics, arid having been completely refitted, remodeled, and refurnished, affords to the public all the comforts and modern conveniences of a first class Motel. ,Situate opposite the Park on Main Street, it is eminently convenient for persona visit ing Towanda, either forpleasure or business. sept'7l SOON' & MEAN'S, Proprietors. LE TANSION HOUSE, LEivasviT.T r, rA. w. DrIOWNING, Priori:usmu. This House is conducted .in strictly t Temperance PrinciPle B • Every effort will be made to make gm!sts comfortable. Good rooms and the table will always be supplied with 'the best the market af fords. Nov. 1, 1871. _ _ N EW FIRM THUS. mum, & RcFpedfully announce to the public in general, that they have opened a large and choicb stock of GROCERIES' AXD PROVISIONS In the store forrnerly orcripied by John Merideth, corner Main and Franklin streets, Towanda, which they will scans cheap as the cheapest (or $ You will always find Tom 31.munnna there, just as happy as ever, to wait upon all old customers and as many new ones as will favor them with a call. TIIOd. lIIVIIt. TM*. WEILIDETII DAYTON & BROTHER, Dealers In WOOL, IMES, PELTS, CALF- For which the highest cash price is paid at all times. Office hi3l. E. llosetleld's Store, Main-at., O. A. DATTON. Z. r.. DAysos. f 50T.14.70 TOWANDA . PA. MUSH PORN, HAMS AND LARD COVELL k MUM PROP =ONAL CARDS. PETER LANDMESSER con. WAIN AND 131111X3E ATILEETS. TOWANDA, BRADFORD COUNTY, PMS'N'A. AND NEW GOODS ! CASH! THOS. 111M1 k CO Oct. 5, 1871 SEMS, FL'ItS, &C., Petitb tottg. A WELEUtirs ZOILMIE TQ AIIMICA. After a 'Three Tears' Pilgrimage through the gates. BY LLWITO LEWIS, 'PRIX° lIIIIITOKI Or WAliii, Columbia, hail 1 . a voice from o'er the sou Now greets thee, thro' thy humble minstrelsy A representative of Eyiarto song, One of a race who fought for freedom long, ' Although an alien, on thy soil I stand A brother, love of freedom being the band That keeps in sympathy each kindred soul, While Liberty's the guiding star of all. Mighty Columbia! though thou art but young, Thy greatness is a theme in every tongue ; From polo to pole, all nations know thy name, And millions soot tho shelter of thy tame. Great have thy struggles been for very life, " Mighty thy throes, gigantic thy strife ; Thy wounds are healing, hinter griii thy Revs, But bright and brighter glow thy glorious stars. True emblems of earth's lasting power and light! May God - rrotect them with his loving might. Peace be with thy crystal walls of seta, Prosperity within thy palaces; And huipir.ess on every cottage hearth, Thy children blest, and blessing all the earth! Speed on the plow through every wilderness, - Spread wholesome knowledge with thy fearless press ; Make glad the deserts with thy whistling cars, And, once again, may Heaven protect thy stars. My "Pilgrim's Progress" will consist of tales That will enchant my eager Mends in Wales, I'll tell them of the prairies of the Wes t, And these bluffs and hills li)te wares ou ocean's breast. I'll tell them of this land where all are free, Where every lake is him a =gladly sea, • Where the Star Spangled Banner proudly wares, Where citizens are sovereigns, none are !dives. ball:means. LOOAL OPTION. When the Local Oopthiu Bill was before the House on the 29th, ult., Maj. DAurr made the following re marks: Mr. Speaker, while it is not my intention, at this time, to make any extended remarks, yet the import ance of the . question now pending will, I think, justify me in setting forth briefly some of the reasons why I sincerely believe that the passage of this bill will, to some extent, at least, lift the burden of the evils of the traffic in intoxicating liquors from the chafed shoulders of our people. Laws regulating this traffic have been enacted all along the legislative history of our State. By far the most important of these lawslhat have ever been placed upon the stat ute books of the Commonwealth is that known among us as the Bucka alew law, which provides for entire prohibitiop of the sale of all intoxi cating liquors qn the Sabbath day. It also forbids the vending to minors, men of intemperate habits and luna tics. And here let me state that for the part believed to have been taken in the passage of that law, Charles R. Buck.alew has a_warm place in the hearts of his countrymen to-day. Sir, men interested in the traffic, and some legislators, tell us to exe cute those laws; it will then be'time enough to ask for more legislation. Upon that very point, sir, you will observe the weakness of those- laws, in that conviction is difficult and un certain, and even when it is done the fines and penalties are too trifling to give dignity to the law. The bill un der consideration proposes a remedy in this respect, in that it brushes away some of the difficulties in the way of the execution of other laws— sufficient, perhaps, to make it "a ter ror to evil doers." It provides .fines and penalties sufficient, we think, to give dignity and command respect for the law. It provides also, in de tail, for liability for damages which may be done to certain parties by the trade; and from this quarter, I apprehend,Comes the principal oppo sition to this bill from the trade and those interested. But this is no new doctrine. It applies now in all de parttnents of business. , If I go down to the Pennsylvania depot in this. city, buy a ticket,. step into one of their palace cars for Philadelphia, and within thirty minutes they cast me down one of their forty foot em - - bankments, do they, like the priest and Levite,' pass me by? ;No, sir! but rather, like the good Samaritan, they lift me up, pour oil into my wounds, set me on their beast and provide for my comfort, and what more? In a business-like way they', offer terms for the settlement of the damages.. 3Ir:BROCKWAY. Will the.gen tleman allow himself to be interro gated? Mr. DARTT. Certainly.. Mr. BROCKWAY. Has not this been the iaw for. seventeen years,that of individual liability for - damages accruing from the sale of liquors? Mr. DARTT. This bill goes on to make the details. I: Mr. BROCKWAY. I would ask whether there has ever been a single suit brought under that old la* ? Mr. DARTT. I cannot say that I ever knew a liquor dealer to pay any damages from the effect of his busi ness. I was going on to say, if_ my col league's forty cows break from his premises into the wheat field of his neighbor,he immediately seeks terms of settlement for the damagm The druggist is held responsible for the damages of his trade, and_so through all the ramification's of business in the Commonwealth. And besides this, it will be remembered that these fines and penalties cannot reach good law, abiding citizens. But they tell us, sir, that no man can engage in tho business without violating the law. Says one "if I can't sell' it to men who are in the habit of drinking, who in h-1 can I sell it to?" They tell us also thati it is imposEtible to keep up a respeCtable place of enter ment without the profits of this traffic, or, in other words, they are compelled to sell eight or ten drinks of whisky to some of their poor neighbors at one thousand per cent um profit that he may be able to fur nish the legitimate articles of enter tainment to the' wealthy traveler for twenty-five per centum less than it is worth; or which means the same thing, he must give his poor neigh- bore suffering.and sorrow in exchange for money to give to the rich. It Would fie idle for me to mention the evils of the traffic project to the intelligent gentlemen of this House, for they are. too well known; they are written in letters of sorrow on the doorposts of families in every city, village and neighborhood in the Commonwealth. The district I have the honor in part to represent—and permit me to say here that lam proud of her; I am proud to make mention of the virtues 'of her people, for they do stand in the front rank to-daT upon this and every other question of moral reform. I say, even Bradford county is not without her habiliments • of mourn ing, for her sons wbo have fallen vic tims to the destroyer. A catalogue of the names of her noblest sons, re nowned for their learning and natur al ability, and for those qualities which peculiarly qualified them for usefulness, for places of honor and places of trust. They followed in the drinking usages of society, vain ly believing they were free, that they could at any time throw off the net work, which the "enemy of all right eousness " was rapidly weaving around them, until they are bound hand and foot, and to find that the chains that were rivited upon them were fastened at the bottom of drunk ards' graves. And these facta are not alone found in Bradfoid county; the same fearful history of the business may be recounted by every member on this floor within his own personal knowledge, an indi cation that thousands of poor-wo men and children are stretching out their hands to us to-day, pleading for some legislative relief from their distresses. And must these things go on? Can there be found gentle men in this House who will shrink back in this, their life duty of the hour? I hope not, but that every member will act upon this bill in the interest of the oppressed—in answer to the thousands of _petitions that have come to us from affparts of the State. ,Alr. Speaker, I believe that the lights along the horizon indicate the coming of the day when the peo ple will demand of- their _servants here, that they shall be controlled in their action by the good old princi ple of "the greatest good to the greater number;" that all our laWs will be framed in justice—and estab lished in. right then, sir, will joy and happiness swell the hearts of all our people, and peace and prosperity will cover the land.- Mr. Speaker, the time of this House is precious,- and I will not say more at this time; but permit me to repeat that I do hope gentlemen in this House will give this bill their favorable consid eration and vote; for I sincerely be , Bove I see in it protection for the in nocent and deliverance for the poor. [For the ItErourra.] THE PROGRESSIVE TEMPERANCE REFORM SOCIETY. FRIEND REPORTER : The " Tempe rance Reform Society " proposes to present the " pledge " - to ail the citi zens of the township that have not already subscribed thereto ; thus in viting all to becoMe members. You - will aid in this work by publishing the- " Constitution and By-Laws of the Society," to which we invite the attention of all true temperance men and women throughout the county. Why not hare a temperance organi zation in Bradford that shall include Men; women and youth ? Friends of temperance ! we earnestly invite you to join us in this work. Let us hear from you. Yours truly, ' Mrs. N. J. COGSWELL, Cor. Seey. East Spriaghill, ilarch 11, 1872. CONSTITUTION OF TEE PROGRESSIVE TEMPERANCE REFORM SOCIETY, OF EAST Smaxattits..—AwricLE 1: Name.—This association shalt be known as- the Progressive Temperance Reform So ciety. - ART. 2. Object.—The object of this society shall be to aid in the reform of all persona of intemperate and un physiological habits, and to advance and teach true temperance principles in all proper ways. ART. 3. Officers and their duties.— The officers of this society shall con sist of a President, two Vice Presi dents, a Secretary .and a Treasurer, with such other a.fficers as the needs of the society may from time to time require, and their duties correspond to those required of such officers in assemblies where parliamentiry eti quette is observed. Any. 4. Members.—Any person to become a member of this , society, shall be required to sign the pledge; to abstain from thC use of all alcoholic, di.stilled, or fermented liquors as a bev erage, and to discourage the use of the same by others—and while con forming to the constitution and keep ing the pledge inviolate, such per sons shall be recognized as members of the first order in this society. lIT. 5. Progress.—:Order one is the lowest, and to advance, the members of the second order pledge (2) ffis ab stain from the use of tobacco. The members, of the third order pledge (3) to abstain from the use of alcoholic stimulants as a medicine. The mem bers of the fourth order pledge (4) to cultivate a love for, and an adher ence to right principles, and try to avoid all intemperate and nmphyalo logical habits. No pert= shall be deemed progressive exiiept in . the aforementioned order. ART. 6. Couitesy in debate.—lt is enjoined upon the members of this society, to treat each other with deli cacy and respect, conduct all discus sions with candor, moderation, and open generosity, avoid 'all \ Personal allusions and sarcastic language cal culated to wound the feelings of a fellow member, and to cherish , con cord and good fellowship. From those who will oppose, they will endeavor to incur no reproach, also avoid all denunciation or perse cution, and by their example demon strate that true happiness is found in abstinence and not in indulgence. The members of this society,there fore, while doing battle against the rum-traftle, are pledged to try to at • d ,(...1 ~,. ,i, . , , ii r 1 TOWANDA, BRADFORD' COUNTY, PA., MARCH 21,1872.- talc to all the virtues. We will aim to make our society a home for all, , our life a labor for all, our happiness The triumph of all. With these sen timent; with the consciousness of rectitude•of intetAi , , and the hope of Divine ap lion, have the members of this society united, and authorized their names recorded by theproper o ffi cers in the books of the society. Amax 1. Sec. I.—This society shall meet monthly for the promo tion of its objects and the transaction of business. &c. 2.—There shall be an annual meeting for the election of officers, and the examination of reportal, in .the month of May of each an& every year. Sec. 3.--Special meetings may be called by the President on the request quest-of members. ART. 9. Bed.. I.—Quorum Tho officers and members present at any regular monthly meeting of this soci ety shall constitute a quorum for the transaction of business, and, in vot ing, the majority shall rale, and the presiding officer decide a tie vote. Sec. 2.—The presiding officer shill be provided with the necessary rules forquidance in conducting the order of business, and the proper dechlipru3 likely to be submitted. Sec. 3.—The Secretary shall record the business transactions of each Meeting, and subject the record to the oiioproval of the meeting next fol lowing, keep a record of members, and do such other business as may need to be recorded. - Sec. 4.—The funds of this society shall be raised by voluntary contri butions, and held by the Treasurer subject to the control of the society. A voiejof two-thirds of the members present at n regular meeting shall be. necessary to make a legal appropria tion of the funds. ART. 3. Expu/sion.s.—Any person who shall be found , guilty of a viola tion of the pledge of Order I,or shall refuse to conform to the Constitution and by-laws of this society, or shall be guilty of repeated disorderly con duct, shall 1;:i subject to expulsion by a vote of tw -thirds of the members present; but no motion to . expel a member shall k be acted en• at the same meeting at which it was offered. The complaint must be filed in writ ing and the parties permitted to an swer complaints. AnT. 4.—Any member -of good standing desirous of withdrawing from this society, can do so at any time by making a request in writing to the Secretary, and if approved' shall be entitled to a certificate of membership. ART. 6.—No addition, alteration; or amendment shall be made to these By-Laws, or the Constitution,- with out a vote of two-thirds of the mem bers present, and no motion shall be acted upon at the same meeting at which it is proposed. Order of business; Ist, Call to ordei;, 2d, Opening ex- - ereises; 3d, Calling the roll; 4th, Reading minutes of the previous meeting; sth, Repoit, of committees; Gth, Reading essays,' 7th, Recitations and speeches; Bth, Reception of new 9th,i Unfinished business; 10, Debate; 11th,New business; 12th, Closing and adjournment. A ArAGNIFI ENT &aux.—A gentle man who wri es from Bombay, the _station at which Prof. Xiockyer, of the British Eclipse Expedition, view ed the recent eclipse, writes to Na ture as.follows : "It does - not happen more than once in a lifetime, to see such a glo rious and magnificent sight as that from which II have .just returned— that is, the p3tai eclipse of the sun. I. have seen many eclipses before, but never anything to equal this. I was engaged to go with the Morgans to the top Of the hill to see . it. Got up at six and found it a lovely morn= I ing; ode up to M organs, about half a mi e, carrying with me glasses, amok d' glass and 11111 hat. Get there before seven, and found the eclipse already begun. •Got our two mirrors and watched the hole in the sun grow bigger and bigger. It be gan from the top, and we all went off to- the highest point on the hill, where we could See all Oolv and the mountains around. When - the eclipse got so far, the cold . on the mountain grew much greater, the grass was so wet that no one's boots kept it out, the feet and hands grew cold, and with your pack to the son, the light over the country was like the twilight or the earliest , dawn. , Gradually the lower streak got thinner and thinner, until at lastthere, shone a light) like the famous lime-light, and in a'.mo ment dr two that went out and the sun was totally concealed ; many stars were visible, the whole country looked - dark—that is, half dark, like moonlight-Lthe crows stopped caw ing, and for two minutes and a half the total eclipse lasted, a sight I shall never iforgialt, and then the lime-light r again*ppe at the bottom rim of the sun , d gradually more and. more of hi appeared, the crows be gan again t once, and the cocks be gan to cro the shadow now was in verted, an P by degrees got smaller, until ht if e o'clock the eclipse was over. ' I cannot but suppose that the scientific men must. have had grand opportunities of observation, and that to-day's pencil will carry home many'a description. ' Anything more beahtiful, maxi sublime, or more per= feet, it would be impOssible to con ceive." - i As a judge was delivering his de cisibn in a case, .he other day, he was interrupted by the vociferous braying of 'a donkey under one of thel win4ows of the court-room. "What • that?" testily asked the judge, whereupon the lawyer against whom he was deciding the case arose and emarked: "It is merely the echo bf the court, your honor." A COUNTRYMAN strolling through New 14ondon recently, hand in hand with his rural Phyllis, impatient to visit the circus, exclaimed, on seeing a bunch 'ot , bananas suspended in front of one of the fruit Stores, ",I'll be moved if them ain't l the biggest beans I ever seen, Sophrony." of IMIIIIICIATION nog AST QUIBTIM. SY-LAW& BOYETHING THAT WEALTH OAN DO FOR LABOR. However much` of perplexity may surround the questions arising from the relations of wealth to labor, there are some aspects of these _questions about which we are sure there , ought not to be a very great difference of opinion. A man has a right to get rich. There is not a laborer in the -country who is not personally inter ested, in the universal recognition of this right.' . The desire for wealth is a legitimate spur to endeavor, a good motive to - the exercise of wholesome economy, and a worthy incentive to honest and- honorable work. It is not the highest motive of life, -but there is nothing wrong or unwortb in it, so long as it is held in subordi nation to personal integrity and neighborly good-will. There always will be rich men and there always ought to be rich men. ,There must be accumulations and combinations of capital, else there will be no fields of labor and enterprise into which, for the winning of livelihood and wealth, ithe new e generations may en ter. We may, go further and say that there always will be, and always ought to be, laborers. Men are born into 'the world who are better adapt ed to labor with the hands than with the head—better - adapted to produc tion than trade; better adapted to execution than invention. 'Nobody is to blame for this. It is the order of nature, and, being the order of na ture,it is wise. The world could not move were the facts different By the capital and the business capacity of one man, whole neighborhoods and towns made up of laborers thrive and rear their families; and the rela tions bet Ween the head and the hands of such towns and neighbor - - hoods seem,_and doubtless are, .per fectly natural and perfectiyhealthful. , It is not with the fact that a man is rich that the representatiies of la bor quarrel, for the representatives of labor would all to become rich themselves. What they . particularly desire is to become richer than they are. What they supremely desire is to share in the wealth which they see others accumulating. This, of course, can never be done, except by a natu ral business process. Practical co operation and the assumption of the same business risks which capital ists expose themselves, and the exer cise of the same business capacity, can alone give to labor all the wealth which it produces. All the friendi of labor—and there are multitudes of them among the , rich—will rejoice in any success which co-operation and a combination of small savings will give to it. There is no other mode of procedure that is healthy or even legitimate. Strikes and Trades Unions and all organized efforts for .forcing up wages are just -1 as unnatual and outrageous and tyrannical as combi nations of capital ire for the reduc tion of wages or—what is practically and morally the same—for raising the cost of the means of living. Capi tal has something to complain of as well as labor in the matter of service and wages. It is undoubtedly and undeniably as ditlicnkto get a day's work done. by skillful and conscieu tious hands as it is to get a fair re ward for - such work; and so long as this shall remain true it becomes' la bor to be modest and somewhat care ful in its demands. After the Chicago fire, sthfre friends met, two of whom had been borne' out of house and home and the immense accumulations of suc cessful lives. Ono of the unfortunates said to the other two : " Well, thank God, there was some of my money placed where it couldnl burn !" saying which he turned upon his heel cheerfully, and went to - work at his new life. His brother in misfortune turned to his companion and said : " That man gave away last year near ly a million of dollars, and if I had not been a fool I should have done the same thing." This brings ns, to. what we Wish to say in this .article,, viz.: that it is not wealth that is ob jectionable all the. wealth that a man can use for his own benefit and the benefit of his family and heirs— lint the superfluous, wealth, that is both a care and a curse—superfluous wealth that goes on foiling up by thousands and millions, while great public charities go begging, while in stitutions of learning languish, while thOnsands are living from hand to mouth, while the sittings of churches are so costly that the poor cannot take them, While halls and libraries and reading-rooms are not establish- edin communities in which they are.' needed to keep whole generations 9f young men from going • to perdition, and while a thousand good things are not done which only that super fluous wealth can possibly do. What,l in fact, does the laborer want? He would like wealth, but will be entirely content (if dema gogues will let him alone) if he can have some of those civilizing and ele vating privileges which only wealth can purchase. If the laborer, at the close of his day or week of toil, can walk into a nice reading-room and library, in which he has the fullest right and privilge; if, on Sunday, he cau enter a church which superfluous wealth has made Ids , own ' ; if he can send ambitiouipand talented boy to collee, and so 'give to him the same chitnce to rise in the world as that enjOyed by the son of his em ployer; if he can feel that if grCat dis aatert should come upon him! there are funds Which wealth has pilovided to save him from want—funds; which he knows were dug by labor out of the earth, and are thus returned to labor by those whO-have accumulated more than they need, he will be con tent and happy, and he ought to_ be. Now let us go stilli farther, and de clare that, as a rule / ho ought to have all these iossessions and privileges. It is reasonable for him to ask for and expect them. ,For this country to go on as it is going ow, is to bring upon it even.a wo re 'state of things than at present exists in Eng land, if such a consummation be pos sible. There are; literally; millions of men in England who labor in ut ter hopelessness. Every one of them knows that he must work; for bread While he can get work, and while he can stand, and that then Were is no thing before him but death or the work-house. Think,of an alternative • " - . . . . . \ .. \N , • '.... * , , . . , LI , ..:I‘lpl ' I i I/ • 1 • . ,: 11 ~..1 - ) I • 11 . li I 1 --.1 . , 1 . L 1.. ..., .* like this standing in the near or,' dis tant future before millions of. work ers ! It is enough to make a *moun tain shudder. - Yet there are thous ands of men in' England who keep lands for game, and can only spend their: incomes" by squandering them on vice and fashionable ostentation. In this country the process is begun. Gigantic fortunes are growing up on many every hand. There are ahead many men who are worth many illions of dollars. The Asters, th Stewart., the Vanderbilts,- and th Drews, of New York, and the men of superflu ous wealth in . other parts of the country, have it in their . power -to settle some of the most =portent questions that. are now up, and are likely to arise between capital' and labor. They also have it in their power to make their names immortal as benefactors of their country, and of that great interest out of whose productive energy every dollar they hold has been drawn. -.., The superfluous wealth held in ' this country would found ten thous and scholarships in the various col leges of the United States, for the poor, furnish every . town with a re spectable-library and' reading-room, give sittings in cllirches to ten mil lions-of people who-have none, and found hospitals and funds of relief for labor : to meet all emergencies. Nay, what is more, anc‘ in some re spects_better, it could lend in many instances to labor the capital necessa— ry to secure the profits upon its own expenditures. Superflhous wealth can certainly do all this. Is there any man who holds it, and who, placing his hand upon his heart and lifting his face, dares to say that' he has no duties that lie in these direc tions? • . Let us take a Very simple case for the illustration of our point. In a certain Western State there is a firm engaged in the manufacture and sale of lumber. They own immense tracts of pine lands, employ twelve hundred laborers, turnout seventyilve million feet of lumber annually, and make half a million of dollars every year, more or less. Now, one hundred thousand dollars will pay 4hem roy ally for their time, an equal sum will give a large percentage on their cap ital invested; and yet not one-half their income is exhausted. 'Here are three hundred thousand dollars left, which go 'to the -accumulation of su perfluous wealth. Now,for these em ployers to imagine that their duties to these twelve hundred laborers are all done when they have paid them their wages, is shamefully to fail to find tho divine significance of oppor tunities. To educate, to Cluistianize, to deielop, to make happy and self respectful, to found homes , for and protect ana prosper these people, is the office of the superfluous wealth won from the profits of their, work. We venture to say that in no com munity in which the superfluous wealth is used in this way, will there ever be any questions between wealth and labor that Ere hard to settle. The holders of such wealth; wherever they may be, -bear mainly in their hands the responsibility of whatever difficulties •may hereafter arise be tween wealth and labor in the Unit -ed States. I Let, them look to it and be wise.--Dr. J. G. Holland, in Scrib ner'sfor March. In its essence, and purely for its own sake, neatness is found in few..' Many -a man is neat for appearance sake; there is an - instinctive feeling that there is power in it.-. When 'a man consults a physician or a lawyer for the first time, or comes to rent a house, or borrow money, ho will come in his lest dress; a lady -will ,call in her' carriage. A man who means business andlionesty comes as he is, just as you will find him in his store, his shop, his counting-house. The most acoomplished gamblers dress well; the most enterprising swindlers are faultlessly clothed; but countless multitudes are but white -washed Elepulchres. Too many " don't care as long as it, will not be seen.l' Wash ington Allston, the great artist, the accomplished gentleman, Suddenly' left his friend standing at. the door of a splendid . Boston mansion, as they were about entering for, a party, because he had just remembered that he had a hole in his stbelting._ It, could not be seen or known,ibut the very knowledge of its existence made him feel that ho was less a than than he ought to be; gave him a feeling of. inferiority. As persons are less careful of per sonal cleanliness and tidy apparel; they are infallibly and necessarily. less of the angel, more of the animal; 'more under the domination of pas-_ sion, less under the influence of prin ciple. Said a poor servant girl : " I can't explain what . change religion has made in me, but I -look more closely under the door-mat when I sweep, than I used to." Intelligence, culture, elevation, give purity ,of bo dy as well as purity of sense and sen timent. Where you see a neat, tidy, cleanly and cheerful dwelling, there you will find a joyous, loving, happy family. But if, filth and squaller, and a disre gard for the refining delicacies of life prevail in any household, there will be found in the Moral Character - of the inmates much that is low, de grading, unprincipled, vicious and isgusting. Therefore, as 'we grow in years, we ought to watch eagerly against neglect of cleanliness in per son and tidiness in dressi.---rfall's Journal of Health. PLArnai cards invented for the amusement of the French king in 1390. Dice invented 1500 B. C. Shipping wheels invented at Brunswick, in 1330. - Air grins were invented as • early as 1645 i • Baloons were invented by CiuEimac,, a Jesuit, 1729. Battering rams were -used , 1 4.11 B.C. Bellows were invented 554 B. C. Gullotine, the inventor of the guil lotine the dreadful instrument of punishment in France, was born * Saintes, March.2o, 1783. Ibis a false rumor that he perished by his own device. He dial in his bed. Gazdening , - ; first introdd into England from Netherlande r 1500. 0.4 per Annus s in Advance. NEATNESS. max.'., - . =I HEALTH HABITS OF OUR POLIO 3,111.1 The Gerald of pnblieies a letter from &Washington. correspond ent, who describes the manner of life of public men at the Capitol He say§ ; It is the duty of Senators sit several hours a day in the Senate Chaniber, and of Representatives to do the same thing in the Hall of the House of ReFesentatives. •If there be any truth in the theoiy that ford air is an unwholesome thing for. the bum= kinks to breathe, then it is strange that more of our public do not die of imprisonment in these su perb Calcutta holes. Indeed, many men have broken down. and died from that cause. Oiven Lovejoy was one of them. And the diffictA.tyfrom bad ventilation in the Capitol is an old one; for as far back as 1808, Josiah Quincy, then a Representa tive, wrote these words "The heat of the Capitol is noxious and unsup portable, and it has affected me to fainting. One of the flues of the fur nace is behind my chair. I have at length -prevailed on the Speaker , to forbid our subterranean: fires. The effect produced by them is that upon an oyster - baked in a Dutch oven." That was in the .old Capitol, after ward blinked down by the British. But the new Capitol is perhaps no better ventilated. It is of course a more gorgeoni, as - well as a larger building; but no - air could be more scientifically damnable than that which our present Congressmen have to breathe: The attack of illness which smote ..doini Mr. Colfax last :tine, was undoubtedly' induced by the atmosphere of the Senate Cham ber, especially during executive ses sions. For then the ro o m is corked so that no secret can get out, and no oxygeik can get in. Let• it not be im agined that our wise men hero are not wise enough to know' the harm that this wretched ventilation does them.. They are perfectly aware of it. Again and again have they of it, and generously voted the people's money to have the evil cured. Again and again, have archi- Aeots and mechanics overhauled and' renewed the arrangements for venti lation; and the 'more- they do, the worse the evil. - Let us accompany a Congressman through a single journey of twenty four hours, and see whether it is one to contrihnte to health of body or mind. We, start from the moment of ris ing from the breakfast table. That, we will say, is nine o'clock.. Instead of having a serene half-hour for that meal, with every other mouthful the waiter has brought to him the card of a caller; and, without having time to " pick his teeth,'! he ' is at office greeted by log-rollers, office-seekers and axe-grinders, through whom he has to , run, the gauntlet, and make his swift' escape to the Capitol, where two or three hours of committee word, await him. At twelve o!clock, he goes into the House, where he re-. mains in the midst of exciting- work until four or five o'clock, having snatched time to swallow a lunch in the restaurant below the House s By seven o'clock he has-eaten 'his dinner; and thenceforward until midnight, are parties, calls, reading newspapers, writing letters, or 'holding consulta tions with one's political friends. Al together the life - of a- politician at Washington is . charactenzad by so much harry, worry, bother, bad air, and hard work, that only a ma:at:4 tremendous physique, -like Charles Sumner or General; Garfield, can flourish under it. it is a killing life. The weak constitutions are slaughter ed by it. Political ambition often pays for its indulgence in consump— tion, paralysis, dyspepsia, and.soften int, of the brain: A FOLDING Hpi Coon.—At the - Ohio State Fair we saw a collection of poultry, consisting of fifty varie ties, owned by one exhibitor, all con tained in handsome coops ma& in one pattern. The coops were the simplest and easily constructed we have anywhere seen, and there is not a nail in it. They can be taken apart and piled up when not needed,. tak ing up very small space. The front and back are alike, and consist of two . strips (an raper and lower ono) held together. by wooden rods, placed at proper distance apart. At each end of these strips is a ten on which passed throUgh a mortise in the side boards and is secured by a key which holds the • sides in their places. The floor and top are kept in their places by small round pins which pass through holes made to correspond in the side boards. The coops are held'together by the keys in the tenons,of the front and bh,:l pieces. When these keys are knocked out the coops fall apart and may be packed .away. There is no patent on these coops, which is not the least of their merits. They are easily transported; and allow the fowls to be seen to the best,' advant .. HURLEY OX EDUCATION.—Professor Huxley, in his lecture last month on edneation.and government, said; He wished that every woman-child born into the world were trained to be a lady, and every man-child were train ed to be a gentleman. But he did not use these much-abused words by way of distinguishing people who wore, fine clothes and lived in fine houses, and talked arristocratio slang, from those who went abroad in fus tian and lived in back slums, and talked gutter slang. Some in born plebeian blindness, perhaps, prevented him from understanding what advantage the former had over the latter. Thoughtfulness for others, generosity, modesty and self-respect, were the qualities that made the real gentleman or lady, as distinguished from the veneered article that went by the name. He by no means wish ed to express, any sentimental prefer ence for Lazarna over Dives, but on the face of the matter one did not see why the practice of those virtues should be more difficult in one state of life than in another; and any one WllO had a wide experience among all sorts and conditions of men, would, hOthought, agree . with him that they were as common la the'Vwer ranks 91 life as in the higher. • The Aurora at Belie,* Oufdo' s . The- Trrespondenee of the London Times gives us tbia .111000tUlt of the delight afforded by the unwind phe nomenon of the Aurora Borealis at Rome: , "In the eirening, as pe op le were going home, the- northarn sud der*Foltared lit up' as by a vast co on. It wait towards 6 o'cl , hardly dark, when this wan first noticed, and 'soon it rapidly:in creased; and RoMe was treated to a magnificent display of aurora. flocked up to the Trinita dei Monti, whence, and from the elevat ed pointkso numerous in the city of the seven hills,the beautiful phenom enon was observed to the utmost - id vantage. '-From 6to half-peat 6, and somewhat later,it was extremely fine, the whole of the northern heavens . being of a rich crimson color, - With broad rays of a paler light diverging upwards from the,- bonson, at times fading away and then reviving .with redoubled luminous splendor, the stars visible all the while, shining - through the ruddy glow. It was a very fine aurora, not often' surpassed in beauty. in much more northerly 'latitude. It lasted,' with varying brightness,during the whole evening, and at 11 o'clock the.sky was still of a deep red. The eight was no novelty . even to the younger Roman% for it had occurred in 1870, a few days be fore the inundation of the Tiber,witl~ which the superstitious lower orders are said to have connected it. Doubt less many augeries were drawn from- Sunday, night's display. From the heights of the Pincian,when the phe nomenon was in its most beautiful phases, _it was curious to hear the crowds in the great squares below clapping hands and applauding, as if it had been a display of fireworks or - theatrical pageant got up for their entertainment. They did not cry . bis bis, that I am aware of, but, never-_ theless, a repetition was by many ex pected on the\ followi ng night, be cause it appears that in 1870 these Northern Lights, which sometimes.' show themselves so: far south, were visible in succession. The well-known astronomer, Father, Secchi, has pub- - Hailed in the .os.servature Romano a detailed and scientific account of this wutora, which he declares infinitely - finer than those seen ib October,lB7o. It was first visible at about forty-sev en minutes past s—that hut° say, as soon as it was sufficiently dusk fo r it to be , seen, -but it had certainly begun .• much sooner. Its last traces• had not completely disappeared -till a quarter. to 4 on Monday morning. The, phenomenon was visible as far South as Sicily. Telegrams concern ing it: have been received from Mod ica and Palermo, and Professor Pal mieri- reports about it from Naples." MEM NUMBER 42. . Medical experience provds that, in chropiC diseases, the greater number. of deaths occur just before dawn. This is eminently true of brain dis-• ease, and of all those related case'. where death results from- an exhaus tion of the _vital power through over work, excessive excitement or nerv ous prostration. It - is ii the hour of 5, o'clock in the - morning that the life:force is at its lowest ebb, and succumbs most readily to the assault of epilepsy or paralysis, or of the fa- tallethargy that comes in those viv idly beautiful picture-dreams, for. which medical science has yet found no name; and of which it has taken no. saticient cognizance. Nine-tenths of those who die in this way expire in their sleep. In many such cases, if a friend were at hand to waken the sleeper when the attack comes on, or if he were to awaken by some acci dental noise, he might, by the use of a few - simple precautions, prolong his life for many years; for the shock which proves fatal to the man wrap ped in deep - sleep, when the system is passive and relaxed, would be vic toriously repelled were it armed with , all its waking energies. Men who do brain work, and who are on the. shady side of forty,shouldle on their gpard against this insidious 'enemy. They should beware of, five O'cloCk, am, for. it is a perilous hour. Do • you find 'yourself unable 'to sleep,, when you retire' for the night, ex hausted with your day's wor k? - Do you, in vain,turn frOm one side to the other? Does your brain persist in working when you would fain . 'have it rest? Do old saws, and scraps of, rhyme, repeat themselves in your . memory with wearisome -iteration, - defying your utmost efforts to silence Ahem? Thep, I say-to you, beware! You will be sure to sleep at last. It is only a question- of, time;- for,'soon or late, nature will assert her rights. Oaion Or A SAYING.—A corresponu ent - writes: "I have vainly emisvor id to ascertain the origin of the say 7 ing: 'lf the mountain will not come to M.ahomet, Mahomet must . go to the 'mountain.' Can you enlighten my ignorance." It is said that when Mahomet first declared his.system of religion do the Arabs, they 'demaid ed proofs of his. miraculous power, such as Christians claimed for Jesus and Moses. Mahomet • replied that it would be tempting God, :and pro voking His wrath, to grant -their de= mond. ,:Nevertheless, he commanded Mount Sofa to come to him. Of course he didn't. Whereupon he exclaimed: "God is merciful! .Had it obeyed my words, it would have failen on us. to our destruction. I will therefore go: the Mountain, and thaiik God that he has had mercy on a stiff-necked generation."-=Literary !Vora ONE dark night not longngo a blrg ; glar entered a private residence m a country town. On ascending. one flight of stairs he observed a" ight in a chamber, and while deliberating what to do, alarge woman suddenly descended upon him, seized him by. the throat, pushed him down through the hall and forced him into the street '- before beled time to think. "Heroic Repulse o fa Burglar by a Woman," - was the way m . which the dory ap peared in i the newspapers -,the , next day. But when friendi called and , congratulated her . upon her courage, . • she exclaimed, "Good , gracious, I didn't know it was a burglar; if I had I should have been frightened "to death. I thought it was my husband ~ame home drunk again, and I was determined he shouldn't stay in the house in -that eoudition." To RESTORE Pumervir..—An old cabinet-maker saya, the best propos-, ation for cleaning picture frames and , restoring furniture,especially that somewhat marred or scratched is a mixture, of three tarts of linseed oil anal one part of spirits of turyentine. It not only covers the disfigured surface, but restores the wood tnits original Color, and /mires a lustre upon the surface: Put on with weal en cloth, and when dry, rub with woolen, - WHEN DO NEN DIE?