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They will be entitled to 4 n confined exclusively to their business, with i of change. \g-advertising in all cases exclusive of sub .ription to the paper, tli PRINTING of every kind in Plain andFan ;,rs Rone with neatness and dispatch. Hand ' Blanks, Cards, Pamphlets, Ac., of every va n I st yie, printed at the shortest notice. The BTEB OFFICE has just been re-fitted with Power ,md everything in the Printing line can .•Red i" tlie most artistic manner and at the Trat, 1 TEEMS IN VARIABLY CASH. THE SOKG OF LIGHT, BY VM. PITT TALXIER. The following exquisite poem has been pro , ,d by one of the eminent European critics to , i. lim'st production in our language : ireui the quickened womb of the primal gloom The sun rolled black and bare, Till I wove him a vest for his Ethiop breast, iif tin threads of my golden hair ; • ; tt heu the broad tent of the firmament Arose on its airy spars, ; penciled the heaven's matchless blue, And spangled it round with stars. ' painted the flowers of the Eden bowers, And their leaves of living green, And mine were the dyes in the sinless eyes Of Eden's virgin queen ; But when the fiend's art in the trustful heart Had fastened his mortal spell, In the silvery sphere of the first-born year, To the trembling earth I fell. When the waves that burst o'er a world accurst Their work of wrath had sped. And the Ark's long few—tried and true— Come forth among the dead ; With the wondrous gleams of my bridal dreams, I bade their terror cease ; And I wrote on the roll of the storm s dark scroll, God's covenant of Peace. Like a pall at rest on a senseless breast, Night's funeral shadow slept— Where shepherd swains on Bethlehem plains, Their lonely vigils kept ; When I flashed on their sight the herald bright Of Heaven's redeeming plan, And they chanted the morn of a Savior born— -Joy ! joy! to the outcast—man!" Equal favor I show to the lofty and low, On the just and unjust descend ; E'en the blind, whose vain spheres roll in darkness and tears, Feel my smile the best smile of a friend ; Say, the flower of the waste by my smile is em braced .As the rose in the garden of kings ; As the crhysalis bier of the worm I appear— And lo! the butterfly wings. Fn EI my sentinel steep by the night brooded deep, I gave with unslumhering eye, I While the cynosure star of the mariner f Is blotted out from the sky ; And guided by,me through the merciless sea, Though sped by the hurricane's wing, His compassless, lone, dark weltering bark To the haven home safely I bring. I awaken the flowers in their star spangled bowers, The birds in tbeir chambers of green, And the mountains and plain grow with beauty again. As they bask in their national sheen, Oh! if such be the worth of my presence on earth, Though fitful and fleeting the while— What glories must rest on the home of the blest, Ever bright with the Deity's smile! PfettUiWHMlSi. THE ONE EYED SERVANT. BY JEAN INGELOW. Ho you see those two pretty cottages on opposite sides of the common ? How bright their windows are, and how prettily the vines trail over them ! A year ago one of them was the dirtiest place you can im agirie, and its mistress the most untidy wo-j man. >he was once sitting at lier cottage door with her arms folded, as if she were deep in thought; though to look at her face, one , * "Id not have supposed she was doing mire than idly watching the swallows as they floated about in the hot, clear air.— j Her gown was torn and shabby, her shoes down at the heel ; the little curtain in her I 'Menient, which had once been fresh and white, had a great rent in it ; and alto j getber, she looked poor and forlorn. She sat some time gazing across the common, when all on a sudden she heard a 'ittle noise, like stitching, near the ground. () She looked down, and sitting on the bor der, under a wall-tlower bush, she saw th" iunuiest little man possible, with a blue at, a yellow waist-coat, and red boots ; ij 'had got a small shoe on his lap, and he g stitehiug away at it with all his might. " Good morning, mistress !" said the lit- j tic man. " A very fine day. Why may j you he looking so earnestly across the com mon ?" j " 1 was looking at my neighbor's cot- tage," said the young woman. " What ? Tom, the gardener's wife ? Lit* tic Folly, she used to be called ; and a very pretty cottage it is, too. Looks thriv- , iug, doesn't it t" " She was always lucky," said Bella, ( 1 for that was the youug wife's name); "and j >r husband is always good to her." " They were both good husbands at first,' interrupted the little cobbler, without stop ping " Reach me my awl, mistress, will you, for you seem to have nothing to do. It lies close by your foot." " Well, I can't say but they were both very good husbands at first," replied Bella, teaching the awl with a sigh ; " but mine Has changed for the worse, and hers for the Hotter; and then, look how she thrives. •Only to think of our both being married on tlie same day ; and now I've nothing, and *He has two pigs, and a— "And a lot of flax that she 6pun in the •inter," interrupted the cobbler ; " and a Sunday gown, as good green stuff as ever w "s seen, and, to my knowledge, a hand sale Bilk handkerchief for an apron ; and 1 red waistcoat for her good-man, with three rows of blue glass buttous, pud a Hitch of bacon in tire chimney, and a rope of onions." E. O. GOODRICH, Publisher. VOLUME XXVI. '• Oh, she's a lucky woman J" exclaimed Bella. " Ay, and a tea-tray, with Daniel in the lion's den upon it," continued the bobbler ; 'and a fat baby in the cradle." " Oh, I'm sure I don't envy her that last," said Bella, pettishly. " I've little enough for myself and my husband, letting alone children." " Why, mistress, isn't your husband in work ?" asked the cobbler. " No ; he's at the alehouse." " Why, how's that ? He used to be very sober. Can't he get work ?" " His last master wouldn't keep him, be cause he was so shabby." " Humph I" said the little man. " He's a groom, is he not? Well, as I was saying, your neighbor opposite thrives ; but no wonder ? Well, I've nothing to do witli other people's secrets ; but I could tell you, only Pm busy, and must go." "Could tell me what?" cried the young wife. "0, good cobbler, don't go, for Ive nothing to do. Pray tell me why it's no wonder she should thrive ?" "Well," said he, "it's no business of mine, you know, but, as 1 said betore, it's no wonder people thrive who have a ser vant —a hard working one, too —who is al ways helping them." " A servant 1" repeated Bella ; " my neighbor has a servant ! No wonder, then, everything looks so neat about her ; but I never saw this servant. 1 think you must be mistaken ; besides, how could she afford to pay her wages ?" " She has a servant, I say," repeated the cobbler—" a one-eyed servant; but she pays her no wages, to my certain knowl edge. Well, good morning, mistress, I must go." " Do stop one minute," cried Bella, ur gently. " Where did she get this servant?" " Oh, I don't know," saul the cobbler ; " servants are plentilul enough ; and Polly uses her's well, I can tell you." " And what does she do for her ?" "Do for her ? why, all sorts of things. 1 think she's the cause of her prosperity. To my knowledge, she never refuses to do anything--keeps Tom's aud Polly's clothes in beautiful order, and the baby's." " Dear me !" said Bella, in an envious tone, and holding up both her hands; "well, she is a lucky woman, and I always said so. She takes good care I shall never see her servant. What sort of a servant is she, and how came she to have only one eye ? ' " It runs in her family," replied the cob bler, stitching busily ; " they are all so— oue eye apiece ; yet they make a very good use of it. And Polly's servant has four cousins who are blind—stone-blind ; no eyes at all ; and they sometimes come and help her. I've seen them in the cot tage, myself ; and that's how Polly gets a good deal of her money. They work for her, aud she takes what they make to mar ket, and buys all those haudsome things." "Only think," said Bella, almost ready to crv withj vexation, "and I've not got a soul to do anything lor me: how hard it is !" and she took up her apron to wipe away h er The cobbler looked attentively at her. " Well, you are to be, pitied, certainly," he said ; " and if I were not in such a hur ry —" "0, do go on, pray. Were you going to sav you could help me ? I've heard that your people are fond of curds and whey, and fresh goosberry syllabub. Now, if you would help me, trust me that there should be the most beautiful curds and whey set every night for you on the hearth ; and no body should ever look when you went and came." "Why, you see," said the cobbler, hes itating, "my people are extremely particu lar about—in short, about cleanliness, mis tress ; and your house is not what one would call very cleau. No offence I hope ?" Bella blushed deeply. "Well, but it should be always cleau, If you would ; ev ery day of my life I would wash the floor and sand it,and the hearth should be white washed as white as snow, and the windows cleaned." "Well," said the cobbler, seeming to con sider, "well, then I should not wonder if I could' meet with a one-eyed servant for you, like your neighbor's ; .but it may be several days before I can ; and mind, mistress, I'm to have a dish of curds," "Yes, and some whipped cream, too," re plied Bella, full of joy. The cobbler then took up his tools, wrap ped them in his leather apron, walked be hind the wall-flower, and disappeared. Bella was so delighted, 6he could not sleep that night for joy. Her husband scarcely knew the house, she had made it so bright and clean ; and by night she had washed the curtain, cleaned the wiu dow, rubbed the fire-irons, sanded the floor, and set a great jug of hawthorn ir blossom on the hearth. The next morning Bella kept a sharp lookout both for the tiny cobbler and ou her neighbor's house, to see whether she could possibly catch a glimpse of the one eyed servant. But no—nothing could she see but her neighbor sitting on her rock ing chair with her baby on her knee, work ing. At last, when she was quite tired, she heard the voice of the cobbler outside.— She ran to the door, and cried out-- "0 do, pray, come in, sir ; only look at my house 1" "Really," said the cobbler,looking round, "I declare I should hardly have known it; the sun can shine brightly now through the clear glass ; and what a sweet smell of hawthorn 1" "Well and my one-eyed servant ?" asked Bella : "you remember, I hope, that I can't pay her any wages. Have you met with one that will come ?" "All right," replied the little man, nod ding. "Ive got her with me." "Got her with you ?" repeated Bella,look ing round ; "I see nobody." "Look, here she is!" said the cobbler, holding up something in hi 6 hand. Would you believe it ? The one-eyed ser vant was nothing but a needle. THEODORE Hook was relating to hie friend, Charles Mattliewson, how, on one occasion when supping in the company of Peak, the latter surreptitiously removed from his plate several slices of tongue, and, affecting to be very much annoyed by such practical joking, Hook concluded with "the fol .owing question : "Now, Charles, what would you do to any body who treated you in such a manner?" "Do!" exclaimed Matthewson ; "why, if any m an meddled with my tongue I'd lick him." TBIOHIKIASIS The public have been startled lately by the published accounts of a new and terri ble disease in Germany, and especially in Saxony, which brings to mind some of the most terrible plagues of Egypt. The dis i ease in question, termed Trichiniasis, caused by the ravages on the human mus cle of a minute worm, termed the Trichinis spiralis, coming so close upon the cattle disease, did indeed, to the ignorant, appear to justify some of the terrible prophecies of Dr. Gumming, but to the more intelligent, and especially to the medical mind, it came as an old story. Singularly enough, the worm which is now occupying the attention of German anatomists was discovered as long ago as 1835, by Prof. Owen. Both Mr. John Hilton, a demonstrator of anatomy at Guy's hospital, and Mr. Wormald, the de monstrator at St. Bartholomew's, had two years previously observed small white bod ies interspersed among the muscles of sub jects under dissection, and that they were of a gritty character was evident from the manner in which they turned the edges of the knives. Oue of these specimens of affected muscles was, in the year mention ed, given to professor Owen by Mr. Paget, then a student,for inspection. These speck les the distinguished anatomist discovered, under the microscope, to be the capsule of a very fiue worm, which was seen coiled up closely within it. From its hair-like fineness, its discoverer derived the term "trichina," and from the spiral manner in which it was invariably found coiled up within its envelope, he ad ded the word "spiralis." Hence the name by which it is known. An account oi this newly-discovered paras te was published by Professor Owen in the Transactions of the Zoological Society in 1835, headed, "Description of a Microscopic Entozoon in festing the muscles of the human body." This paper gave a very minute account of the creature, illustrated with drawings, and established his claim to be the discov erer of one of our latest lound inhabitants, which has made such a sensation in the world. The discovery made much noise at the time throughout Europe,and the Professor's paper drew the attention ol the anatomists of Europe to the worm. But one or two cases were recorded of the presence of the parasHe in the human body, and the mat ter remained in abeyance for some years, until the German Professors again drew attention to it, and completed our knowl edge of its method of introduction. Professor Luschka, of Tubingen, carried our knowledge of the worm perhaps up to its highest point anatomically, and in the same year the method of transmission of the worm from one animal to another was made out by a series ol experiments insti tuted by Herbst von Nachrichten. He gave the flesh of a hedgehog, which he knew to be infested with trichina, to young dogs, and speedily found that all their vol untary muscles were full of these worms. But although this important step was made out, little notice was taken of it. His ex periments were repeated in Scotland and England, but the peculiar manner in which the worm got into the muscle was yet un discovered. Kenker, in 1860, was lucky enough to supply this kuowledge. The body of a servant girl, who had died with many of the symptoms of typhus fever, came under the inspection of the anatomist. He found her voluntary muscles to be full of trichina: ; and, upon inquiring into her case, he found that she had assisted in the making of sausages about three weeks be fore she was taken ill, and that she had eaten some of the raw meat a few days be fore her illness commenced. The butcher who had killed the pig, and several mem bers of the family, had been affected in the same manner as the girl, but had recover ed. The sausages and hams were examined, and were found to be full of worms "eucap- I suled," as it is termed, or surrounded with an envelope ; but, in the girl, the worms were found among the muscles in a Iree state. From this evidence the manner in which the parasite obtained entrance to the human body was fully made out. Pork —uncooked pork—was the vehicle by means of which the parasite was enabled to enter the human body. But, says the reader, why should pork only be the means of conveying the entozoa to the human body ; The reason is, that the pig is the only animal eaten by man that is partially a carnivorous feeder. It is sup posed that the pig obtains them from dead rats, which are often infested with these worms, or other garbage. Birds, although carrion feeders, cannot, for some unknown reason, be infested with the worm. In the horse, the calf, and the young and old dog, ays Dr. Thudichum, the young trichina are born, but they cannot pierce the intestines, and therefore cannot immigrate into the flesh. Of course it is just possible that the worm may be conveyed,like the tape-worm, through the medium of impure water. We are not likely to drink this, but it often hap pens that fruit and vegetables are watered from impure tanks, into which these crea tures may have got. It is certainly an objection to the modern system of watering with liquid manure, that in this way the tape-worm, and pos sibly the trichina, may find their way on to the vegetables which we eat, and in this way we may be receiving noxious intesti nal worms into our system. For instance, some people water their strawberries with liquid manure, not thinking of the little serpent that may be hidden in the fruit. It is now known that, after entering the alimentary canal, the parasite finds its breeding-ground, and brings forth immense numbers of young, which immediately be giu to make their way through the coats of the intestines and migrate into the mus. cles. It is a singular fact that these disagree able adventurers always select the volun tary muscles, or those which are moved at our will. The heart and kidneys, and those parts of the viscera which aGt independent ly of the will, are scarcely ever aftected. It is, indeed, a matter ol dispute how the worms get distributed so generally over the body : some anatomists asserting that they make their way directly by boring, as the ship-worm bores through a piece of tim ber ; but Dr. Thudichnm, who was appoint ed in 1864 to investigate the subject by the medical officer of the Privy Council, asserts that they enter the circulation, and REGARDLESS OF DENUNCIATION FROM ANY QUARTER. TOWANDA, BRADFORD COUNTY, PA.,' MAY 10, 1866. are in this manner distributed equally over every part of the body. To use his words: "Arrived in the capillaries (terminal blood vessels) they penetrate their two-coated walls, separating the fibers as a man sepa rates the brandies of a hedge, when creep ing through it, and are now either at once in muscular tissue, their proper feeding ground, or get into inhospitable tissues and cavities, and there either perish or es cape from them by a renewed effort at lo comotion, enter the circulation a second time, and ultimately perish in the lungs, or arrive in some muscle to obtain a late asy lum." This hypothesis certainly seems the most reasonable, as it is in agreement with the known means by which other entozoa emigrate. Arrived at the muscular tissues it seems again questionable whether the worm attacks the muscle only, or whether it is not deposited in the intervals which occur between the bundles|of muscles. — Leuckhart says they penetrate the sarcole mma, and eat the muscular fibre itself. Dr. Thudichum says that he has uever seen but ouce the worm in the muscle, but al ways outside of it. It is certainly a strange fact that, in many cases, persons attacked with trichuriasis have not only perfectly recovered from iis effects, but have become as strong as ever. It could scarcely have happeeed that the muscles of these patients had been fed upon by vast colonies of worms which would have inevitably destroyed them beyond repair. The probability is that the worm finds its way into all the tissues. Between the third and fourth week after immigration,Jthe trichina has become full grown, and now it begins to prepare its capsule. It becomes fixi dto the spot in which it is, solid matter is de posited around it, and curled up it lies im movable in its plastic capsule, and dies un less received again into the alimentary ca nal of another animal, which in this case of course it never doeß. The presence of the seen capsuled trich ina; in the muscles may cause irritation, but that speedily subsides ; and it is pret ty clear that mauy persons suffer little harm from them whill thus curried up, as they have been found in the bodies of sub jects that have been dissected, aud whose previous history gave no evidence of their existence. On the other hand the disease, when se vere, puts on many of the characteristic symptoms of well-known diseases. The fever caused by the presence of the parent worms in the intestines may be, as indeed it often has been, taken for gastric fever. Then, again, when the young worms are immigrating into the muscles, the most ex cruciating agony seizes the patient ; he cannot move a muscle without the utmost pain, aud he lies generally upon his back, with his legs a little apart, covered with perspiration. The face and neck become tumid with a dropsical effusion, which gen erally extends to the legs and abdomen.- An attack of acute rheumatic fever appears to have seized the individual, but for the want of the heart symptoms. Aagain, the disease simulates cholera and typhus, and indeed poisoning, in many of its symptoms; but those who have seen a genuine case ol trichiniasis cannot be deceived, as the whole symptoms present are consistent with no other disease. In cases of doubt a piece of the living muscle has been excised from the biceps muscle of the arm ; and this test is almost certain to be conclusive, as the worm is distributed, in severe cases, in profusion through every voluntary mus cle of the entire body. I)r. Thudichum, speaking of a child who died of this disease, says in his report to Mr. Simon : " One preparation from the biceps muscle of a child, four and a half years of age, which died on the seventy ninth day, contained the astounding num ber of fifty-eight. Such a preparation was estimated to weigh cne fifth of a grain, and therefore every grain of muscle contained on an average one hundred trichina}. Now assuming the weight of the muscle of an adult to only forty pounds, and assuming him to be a victim of trichiniasis, and the parasites equally distributed throughout tiis body, he would contain upwards of twenty-eight millions of these animals." The agony of this plague of worms at tacking the tine fibers of nerves distributed throughout the frame, can from this esti mate be thoroughly understood in the fe ver and weakness caused by the destruc tion of fiber, aud the irritation is accounted for with equal cause. The process of the disease is pretty much as follows : During the first stage, which lasts from a week to ten days, there is great intestinal disturbance, caused by the preseuce of the parent trichina* in the in testines giving rise in severe cases to al arming diarrhoea, as may be expected. The second stage lasts a fortnight or three weeks, —seldom longer j during this time the immigration of the young trich- iuse, hatched in the intestinal passage, is taking place, hence the agony throughout the body, the dropsy in the face, the hur ried breathing, and the fever. Although the dropsy becomes genuine, it in no man ner depends upon kidney disease, as that organ is never affected in any way. In the fourth week the immigration has enterely ceased, and the worm is begin ning to be incapsulated. From this time the patient begins to recover, the appetite improves, the pains become less, and unless complications arise, as in other severe fe vers, the patient gradually passes into a I state of health. Death may, however, take place at any stage of the disease. At the great out break of this disease which took place at Calbe, in Germany, it was observed tq hap pen on the fifth, eight, fourteenth, twenty first, aud forty-second days of the illness. Death generally is brought about by ex haustion ; the exhaustive diarrhoea which sometimes occurs, together with the inabil ity to take food, and the terrible agony, easily explains this termination. The difficulty connected with the treat- ment ol this disease is consequent upon the impossibility of knowing what is re ally the matter in its early stages, when treatment is alone useful. In regular out breaks of the disease the physician is led to suspect the evil in the begiuuing, aud then it can be cut short by destroying aud expelling the parent worms before they have had time to colonize the intestines with their young. But at the commence ment of an outbreak, or in isolated cases, the symptoms are too like those of gastric fever to lead to a suspicion of the real na ture of the affection. Prevention is far better than cure, and happily this can be easily accomplished. As pork is the only means by which the parasite can enter the human frame, we have only to take care that we eat it thor oughly cooked. The Englishman has a very strong pre judice in favor of doing his leg of pork well, however much he may like beef aud mutton underdone. The Germans are apt to suffer desperate outbreaks of this disease because they are fond of smoked causages, in which no heat is applied to the meat. The sev erty of the infection depends indeed upon the amount of cooking to which the trichi nous meat has been subjected, and the or der in which it is affected is as follows : raw meat, smoked sausage, cervelat sau sage, raw smoked ham, raw smoked sau sage, fried sausage, fried meat balls, brawn, pickled pork, blood sausage, boiled pork. As few people are likely to eat raw pork, there seems little danger to be apprehen ded from the most dangerous item in the list ; but it is well to know that boiled pork is in all cases the most harmless. The power of the worm to resist heat and cold is very remarkable. They have often been frozen to five degrees below cen tigrade, and have been thawed to life again. Ordinary vermiluges are power less against them, —their vitality is as great as the wheel-worm, which seems al most indestructible. Let our friends, then, take care never to touch the smallest por tion of underdone pork, and beware of German sausages, polonies, and things of the same kind, as they would beware of an assassin. Before the discovery of the new disease, trichiniasis, several epidemics occurred in Germany, which very much puzzled the physicians. In two or three cases it was snpposed that the persons suffering had been poi soned in some mysterious manner, and ju dicial inquiries were instituted without any result. More generally, however, the outbreaks were ascribed to rheumatic fe ver, or typhus fever. It was observed at the time of their occurrence that the out breaks were confined to particular families, regiments, or villages. The symptoms, then obscure, are now recognized as those of trichiniasis ; indeed, there seems to be little doubt that they were outbreaks of this disorder. They all occurred in the spring of the year, the time of pig-sticking in Germany, and the very characteristic swelling of the face, in the absence of any kidney disease, was ob served. The morality arising from this disease is in direct ratio to the severity of the attack, and this depends upon the number of worms which may chance to be introduced into body. One pig is sufficient to cause an ep idemic far and wide; indeed, many of those which have ravaged Germany within these last three or four years have been traced to one trichinous pig At the outbreak at Planen one person died out of thirty attacked. At Calbe, where the epidemic was more severe,seven persons died out of thirty-eight infected ; at Hettstadt, where one trichinous pig in fected one hundred aud fifty-eight persons, twenty-eight died. From these facts the formidable nature of the infection may be gathered. If sudden epidemics can be traced to the action of an obscure worm, may we not hope that many of our disorders, now ob scure in their origin, and consequently un manageable and incurable, will iu time come to light, and be amenable to treat ment ? Possibly some more subtile power even than the microscope will be discov ered, and cive us the power of scrutiniz ing diseased conditions, and finding out the agents so stealthily at work in bring ing tiie human machine to misery and pre mature death. 1 niNos ABOUT WOMEN. —About women some queer things are said, which only the professed satrists have the hardi- , hood to publish. Every-body remembers Punch's aphorism that "Men want all they can get and women all t .ey can't get."— Starr King said in a lecture, "whenever three women are walking together, two of them are laughing." We have ourselves < remarked that of the men and woman whom we meet in a fashionable promenade, the latter as a general thing have the more cheerful look. An illnatured bachelor, to whom we mentioned the fact, said it was owing to their greater pride of apparel. "A well-dressed woman," said the impu dent churl, "is always happy." It has been noticed that invariably fat women envy the lean ones, and the lean ones the fat. A recent writer contributes the follow ing : "The fftnaller a lady is, so much does she affect sunflower rosettes, enormous flounces and extra sized ornaments. Dim inutive ladies invariably admire giant-like gentlemen, and vice versa. Ladies who are greatly admired by their own sex, are very seldom viewed in the same light by gentlemen. If you walk up the street with a bouquet in your hand, nine women out of ten will look attentively at it,while not one man out of ten will notice its existence It is a curious fact that those women who have made the most acquaintances during a long course of years,have by far the best memory of faces and persons. "Although women are supposed to be the talkative sex,it is not less true that in lear ning a foreign tongue men acquire more readily the faculty of speaking it, while la dies understand it better and sooner when spoke not. THE gravest beast is an ass ; the gra • bird is an owl; the gravest fish is an oyster ; and the gravest man is a fool. SAD DOMESTIC EXPLOSION. —An injured wife 1 burst into tears. OPPORTUNITIES, like eggs, must be hatched when they are fresh. A GOOD MOTTO FOR AUCTIONEER. —Come i when yon are bid and bid when you oome. I DO YOU GIVE IT UP. My first is a circle, My second a cross, ' If you meet with my whole Look out for a toss. 1 Ox. ' THIS world and the next resemble the > east and west; you can not draw near to one with -2 out turning your back on the other. #3 per Annum, in Advance. WASHINGTON LETT Kit EDITOR REPORTER :—Do all your readers fully realize the great importance of the department of Agrieulture ? Do they all know what the object of it is ? Presuming that both questions are answered in the negative, I propose to give a brief sketch of it, and the purpose of its establishment. Prior to 18C2, all tbere was of the De partment, was a rather insignificant divis ion of the Bureau of the Patent Ofiice, and though its work even then of assisting the farmers, horticulturists, stock growers Ac., of the country was considerable, Congress saw the importance of establishing a sep arate Department, devoted exclusively to Agriculture and its kindred sciences. In May of that year, a law was passed creating the present Department of Agri culture, the general designs and duties of which are, in the language of the act, " to accquire and to diffuse among the people of the United States, useful information on subjects connected with Agriculture in the most general and comprehensive sense of that word, and tp procure, propagate and distribute among the people new and val uable seed and plants." The design con templated by the act is being carried out, to the almost incomputable advantage to the various industrial pursuits of the coun try. Many rare and choice grains and roots have been by this Department, which, extensively cultivated now, might not for centuries have been brought to our country j but for tiiis plan. To illustrate, I will just mention the sin- ! gle article of Sorghum which was impor- i ted and distributed throughout the country by the Department (then only a small cor ner of the Patent Office) in the year 1854 And now see of what immense value to the country and its avenues is this simple pro duction. In 1864, the ammount of Sorghum molasses raised and manufactured in ten Western States was 15,630,253 gallons, which at 60 cts. per gallon, a low estimate, amounts to over nine and a quarter mil lions of dollars. The State of Pennsylva nia the same year produced 19,210 gallons. The product is now a permanent and prom inent part of Western agriculture, and the breadth of land devoted to its growth is rapidly increasing,each year. A great many varieties of choice foreign fruits have, under the supervision of this Department, been imported and tried and added to the fruit growing wealth of the United States. Stock raising and sheep husbandry have been equally promoted by its experiments and aids. In the Propaga ting gardens of the Department are tested all sorts of plants, vines, Ac. The seeds and cuttings are also distributed through the country from Maine to California arrd from the northern Lakes to the Gulf, arid placed in the hands of persons engaged in the various departments of farming. These experiments bring out the merits and de merits of the many kinds tested, and the same is reported to the Department. This system enables the Department to answer almost any question in reference to the ad- aptability of different kinds to the several soils and climates in which the experiments are made. This information is iinbodied so far as practicable, in the monthly and an nual reports. Mr. Wm. Saunders, the Superintendent of ttie propagating gardens, is a man every way qualified for the position lie holds. In his selection, the commissioner has showi first rate discrimination, for Mr. Saunders' knowledge of all that per.tains to the veg etable world, is probably not surpassed in this country. The Department has a Lab oratory for the purpose of chemical analy sis. The Museum of the Department of Agri culture is a very important feature of it. I have not space here to give anything like a full description of this very useful collec tion, but will merely mention a few of its prominent points. Here are to be seen many models of different kinds of fruit, ar ranged in such a manner as to show the effect of soil, climate, and cultivation upon their size and quality. There are a large number of insects carefully engraved on copper plate and colored. By referring to a book containing an index, whose figures correspond with the numbers on the plates at each insect, the character of any of the various species of butterfly and insects may be ascertained. For instance, if a farmer discovers a certain kind of butterfly in his orchard, he can, if apprehensive of danger, send a specimen to Prof. Glover* who, by reference to his index and plates, can as i certain at a glance whether or not the worms hatched from the eggs of the par ticular butterfly, are injurious to fruit. . Whether they are or are not his enemies— -1 and by further reference, the kind of birds destructive to the particular insects and 3 worms is ascertained. The forms, habits and characteristics of different kinds of in 1 sects, enemies of the farmer and horticul turist may be learned at a glance from tin e colored plates which hang on the walls anc the catalogue attached thereto. Two side* of one of the rooms are devoted to birds ol North America, which as destroyers of in sects, are of great interest to farmers. Be side the several birds are the contents o each bird's stomach, washed and dried ant e placed in boxes, which taken at diflerem seasons of the year, show what particulai NUMBER 50. WASHINGTON, April 26, 1866 insects are destroyed by individual species of birds. Silk, both foreign and domestic, is shown in all its stages of existence and processes of manufacture from the egg of the insect to the woven material. There is a shelf devoted to sorghum molasses and sugar and the paper Ac., manufactured from the cane. Another shelf is given to coals, pe troleum and their commercial products One of the most usefal portions of the Mu seum, is the interesting collection of veg etable fibers from various pa(ts of this and foreign countries, accompanied by labries from each kind ; and different words, from Vermont Merinoes down to the long coarse fleeces of Leicester and Cotswold the Museum received from China, not long since, a large collection of fibers, speci mens of Chinese paper, manufactured from bamboo, mulberry and straw, a few bottles of sorgo sugar, syrup, also several cases of insects collected in China, and many other curiosities, the greatest variety ever re ceived by the Department from any foreign country at one time. The Agricultural Museum is more than 1 can fully describe here. Additions are made to the Museum every week. The Monthly Report of the Agricultural Department contains, besides other useful information, a regular statement of the condition of the growing crops, and meteor ological observations from all parts of the country. Hon. Inaac Newton, the Commissioner of the Department of Agriculture, is well known throughout the country as being a thorough, practical and scientific farmer. Few men possess the peculiar (Qualifications for his arduous position. It was Mr. New ton who most strenuously urged the the es tablishment of the Department. So long ago as in 1836, Mr. Newton then and ever since a member of the " Philadelphia So ciety for t e promotion of Agriculture," offered a resolution at a regular meeting of the society, that the society petition Congress to establish an Agricultural De partment or bureau. The resolution was not adopted, and the project remained in abeyance until the election of President Harrison, who, having the farming iuterest at heart, warmly favored Mr. Newton's plan for the establishment of a Depart ment of Agriculture, which his early death prevented and deferred until the election of President Taylor gave new life to the project, and during his short administra tion, an Agricultural bureau, or rather an Agricultural division of the Patent Com mission bureau in the Department of the Interior was established, through which, as I have before stated, the farming inter est received some attention, until May 1862 when the present Department was created with Mr. Newton at its head, under whose careful and laborious supervision the in dustrial interests of the country are re ceiving incalulable assistace. Yours, truly, DELOS. —*Frof. Glover the celebrated Materialist in charge of the Museum, is so well known in this and the old world, as to make it useless to say any thing here of his great acquirements. Mr. New ton has exhibited an excellent appreciation of the learning needed, in selecting Mr. Glover. FUN, FACTS AND FACETLE, SALMON FISHIKG EXTRAORDINARY. —Scotch papers say there is excellent sport on the Earn and the Tay. An Irish correspondent wants to know whether the "Tay Earn" salmon are caught ready boiled. EPITAPH OX A PHYSICIAN. —He survived all his patients. UNLAWFUL MARRIAGE. —" Is there anyper son you would particularly wish me to marry ?" " said a widow expectant to her dying spouse, who had been somewhat of a tyrant in his day. "Marry the devil, if you like ?' was the gruff reply. "Oh no, my dear," retorted the wife, "you know it is not lawful to marry two brothers." A very sentimental poet, seeing'he gam bols of an ass's foal in a fi Id, vowed that he should like to send the little thing as a present to his dearest Matilda. "Do," replied one of his com panions, "and tie a piece of paper round its neck, bearing this motto: 'When this you see, remem ber me.'" GOOD NEWS FOR THE SPIRITUALISTS. —In the English Army Estimates for this year a sum was voted for disembodied Militia. . You CAN no IT WITH EASE (ees). —The fol lowing ingenious enigma is inscribed under the commandments, in the chancel of an old church iu England : PRSVR VPRFCIM N V RKPT HRPBCWSTN. Only one letter is wanted to make good English of it. " CATO, what ils you suppose is the rea son that the sun goes to the South in the winter?" "Well, 1 don't know, massa, uulass he no stand de clemency of the Norf, and so am obliged to go to the Souf, where he sperieuces warmer longimi tude." A wee bit of a boy having been slightly chastized by his mother, sat very quietly in his chair for some time afterward, no doubt t linking very profoundly. At last lie spoke out thus: "Muzzer, I wish pa'd get annnzzer housekeeper— I've got tired o' seeing you round." LORD Chesterfield once remarked that even Adam, the first man, knew the value of po liteness, and allowed Eve to have the first bite at the apple, RED-UOSCS are light-houses to warn voy agers on the sea of life off the coast of Malaga, Ja uiiaca, Santa Cruz, and Holland. AN Irish girl was ordered to hang the wash clothes on the ho se in the kitchen to dry. Her mistress shortly after found a very gentle fam ' ily horse standing iu the kitchen completely cov . ered with the articles that had been washed that dav. Upon interrogating the girl the reply was, ' "Och, to be sure, ye told me to hang the clothes • upon the bourse in the kitchen, and the baste is the kindest I ever saw, sure." WHY is the human windpipe like the Pope's anathema? Because it is a neck's com munication (an excommunication). "IF an earthquake were to engulf Eu -5 gland to-morrow," said Jerrold, "the English would manage to meet and dine somewhere among the rubbish' just to celegmte the event." AN honest Philadelphia German got ex cited over an account of an elopement of a rnar -8 ried woman, and exclaimed, "If my vife runs avay 1 niit anoder man's vife. I will shake him out of her preeches, if she be mine fadder, mine Got. ' I BYRON had hie hands full when he had I this adventure: iV , ~ . l_ "I stood iu Venice on the bridge of Sighs, A palace and a prison on each hand." , ; WRITTEN A ITER GOING TO L.AW. ■ The law, they say, great Nature's chain connects, 8 i That causes ever must produce effects ; ,f In me behold reversed great Nature's laws— All my efl'ects lost by a single cause. ' A German being required to give a re ceipt in full, after much mental effort produced >f following : "1 isli full. I wants no more monish." John Swaohammer. T ■ WHAT stone should have been placed at 1 " the gate of Eden after the expusion ?—Adamantine ■f | (Adam aiu't in).