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Pure as a lily and as fair, IB r waking dreams through happy hours, Bang lit color from the roseate air Ami blossomed with the opening flowers ; Expanding in their fragrant way, Her sun-kissed heart as sweetly gave Its riches forth from day to day, As dews refresh the blooms they lave. .And thus her life perfectedfgrew, But blossoms droop when sun-liglit dies, And float on wings of odor through The heaven-illumined, azure skies ; And eh! our flowret and our bird, AfriglTted at the coming night, With music in ench farewell word. Tor lovlier summers plumed her flight Beyond all fear of blight or chill She dwelletli now among the blest, And sweeps an angel's barp of gold, Or pauses in ecstatic rest; Look down, dear one, from highest skies, Drop in our hearts some look or smile, That we, by faith, may surely rise To meet thee yet a little while. GEN, JOHN W, GEAKY, John W. Geary was born in Westmore land county, Pa., and although now only i rtv-six years of age, has already won a Listing fame by bis adherence to the cause .: right and duty, in the different parts of ;r, uintry in which he has been placed, in . v !, military, judicial and executive po- Haviug lost his father very early in life, be was thrown upon his own resources, a:.d not only supported himself, but became the only stay of his widowed mother, by teaching a village school ; during whksh ■ :::c he also, by persevering industry and c 'amendable economy, acquired means to p:. are a classical education, which he pitted at Jefferson College, Cannons : urg, Pa., creating life-long friends among pi A. -< ,rs and classmates, by the early ex li.iii of those same sterling qualities ; ' .at have since endeared him to so many '.hers iii social and in public life. Having finished his collegiate education, ■ assumed the profession of a civil engi r, in the practice of which he wept to Kentucky, partly in tho employ of the Com nioiiwealtli, and partly in that of the Green Ihver Railroad Company ; and was en -1 in the survey of several very impor tant tranches of the public improvements ■f that State. After an experience with | the engineer corps in many of the States, j ' ■ successfully filled all the various offices n :n a clerkship to the superintendency of the Allegheny Portage Railroad ; and du r;ng several years discharged the duties of his responsible positions with Gomplete satisfaction. At a very early date, actuated by his mathematical abilities, he exhibited a foud ss Lr military tactics, and labored stren u-'usly, l'\ the outlay of time and means, to i iiirt our volunteer system. From a pri- v ate in the ranks, he rose rapidly through 1 the grades t<> that of Brigadier General, ' which In? was elected by the brigade - prising Cambria and Somerset coun- W hen the war with Mexico was declared, ! was among the first who responded to tie call for volunteers, and was accepted, :i ;"ig with the " American Higffiauders," '1 Cambria county, which spleudia company then commanded. They were incorpor in the second Pennsylvania regiment, which, upon its organization, he was Lr.inst unanimously elected Lieutenant Colonel. His regiment joined the army of General •" tt at Vera Cruz, and served in the ad vance, under the command, and on the line ■ perations of that great chieftian, through s brilliant campaign in Mexico. Geary *as attached to Gen. Quitman's division, i distinguished himself in the battles of Hoya," " Chepulepec," " Garita de ot-lcn," and the " City of Mexico." Upon Arriving as the capital, his colonel having died, he was elected Colonel, by a vote of O re than two-thirds of the command. This ' "ipliinent was not the result of mere '•iendship or political preference. It was '.lie reward of his own good conduct, from ' hands of the gallant soldiers—the spon taneous and grateful gift of associates in arms—the brave men who had fought by h'x side, shared his privations, sufferings and dangers, and who witnessed and knew i,e t how to appreciate his merits. The war having closed, Col. Geary re 'anied with the remnant of his command to '•in native state, and the people of Pitts !urg will long remember the enthusiastic w tlcome he received upon his arrival among them. Hon. William Wilkins, in a public speech, complimented the services ' : the gallant, weather-beaten and war worn troops, and the excitement of the uni 'eral jubilee ran to the highest pitch. f On the 22d of January, 1849, iu return •° r his services iu Mexico, President Polk appoiuted Col Geary postmaster at San t&ncisco, which, in consequence of the <-hea recent discovery of gold in California E. O. GOODRICH, Publisher. VOLUME XXVI. had become a port of considerable impor tance. He was also empowered to create post offices, appoint postmasters, establish mail routes, and make contracts for carry ing the mails throughout California. He was thus placed in the way of his subse quent and almost unparalleled success and popularity among the heterogeneous pop ulation of the Eureka State. On the Ist of August, 1849, the munici pal election of San Francisco took place, and although ten different tickets were framed for the various minor offices, his name appeared at the head of them all, and he received every vote cast that day for the office of First Alcade, it being at that time the most important, responsible and difficult office in the State of California. It required administrative and executive abil ities of the rarest quality. The population numbered 20,000, almost entirely adult males, drawn together from every section of the world, and possessed of every im aginary variety of character. To effect anything like a proper organ ization of the city, and establish an ordi nary police force, from the chaotic material and rebellious spirits that then existed,was of itself an herculean task. But added to this, the duties of Alcade embraced those of every one of the customary offices of a city and county jurisdiction. He was a Mayor, Sheriff, Marshal, Probate Recorder, Register of Deeds, and even Notary Public and Coroner. He daily held an ordinary police or mayor's eourt ; an alcade's court, for the minor cases and general executive matters of the city ; a court of first in stance, with universal, civil and criminal jurisdiction ; and a court of admiralty, for maritime cases. In a word, he was the cu rate of the public, doing everything that was to be done, even to the holding of in quests and taking acknowledgment of deeds. And so well did he perform all these varied, arduous, complicated and difficult duties, that at the expiration of his first term he was re-elected by an almost unani mous vote, the city in the meantime having more than doubled its population. During the time of holding the office of Alcade, Col. Geary tried, as Judge, over twenty five hundred civil and criminal cases ; and from his decision* not over a dozen appeals were made, and not one decision was ever reversed. Under the old Mexican laws, Alcadeshad power to grant away the public lands, at twelve dollars for "fifty vara lots," (26 yards square.) All American Alcaldes, previous to Geary's time, had availed them selves of this privilege, and disposed of an immense amount of valuable property at these mere nominal rates. A resolutiou, after his election, was debated by the Ayuu tairniento (the Council,) directing the Al calde to make such grants at the legal rates. General Geary assured them, that rather than make such grauts he would re linquish his office, because the sudden and unexpected rise of the value of the lands, would enable the Alcalde, if he were so dis posed. to enrich himself and friends to the public detriment. At the rates named, the lands belonging to the city were worth only $35,000. A small portion of these lands were then sold at public auction, and brought half a million of dollar*. This sum was placed in the city treasury. The tracts remaining unsold were proportionally worth several millions of dollaas ! Thus was this immense sum saved to the city. On May Ist, 1850, the first city charter was adopted, and Col. Geary was elected Mayor under its provisions, by a large and flattering vote. The manner in which he discharged the duties of this position, can best be understood from his inaugural ad dress to the city councils, all of which are on file, and have been published, as well as from the fact, that at the expiration of his term of office, a petition, numerously signed by the most prominent citizens, without distinction of party, was presented, request ing him to be a candidate for re-election, which he declined. The Legislature, however, having crea- j ted a "Board of Commissioners of the fund- j ed debt of San Francisco," Col. Geary was j appointed a member, and upon the organ- j ization of that body was elected ils Presi- [ dent. Here, too, by his financial knewl- : edge and judicious counsels and advice, he i rendered L T aluable service to the city. Be- ! sides all this, during his residence in San ! Francisco, he was Chairman of the Board j of Health, had assisted iu the organization of Masonic and Odd Fellows lodges, and was in fact instrumental in establishing j comfortable hospitals for the sick, and was connected with every benevolent and char- ; itable institution of the place. He signal-1 ized himself by his courage and intrepidity in arresting the progress of the great fires, j and lsy the promptness with which he an swered the call of the authorities of that city, rendered efficient aid in suppressing the squatter riots at Sacramento. Iu the year 1849, when Colonel Geary was a resident of California, a Convention was formed to frame a State Constitution, and some of our readers still remember the intense anxiety and excitement which pre vailed throughout the country regerdiug the result of its proceedings. The pro-sla very Democrats of that time were deter mined that California should only be ad mitted into the Union as a slave State; and for the sole purpose of exerting their influ ence in that behalf, many removed from the Southern States to that distant region. The plan was well conceived, and intended at all hazards to be accomplished, to insert the slavery clause into the Constitution,and forward it with hot haste to Washington for adoption, without presenting it to the people lor ratification. Col. Geary was thoroughly acquainted with the program me, and resolved that the proposed meas ures should not be effected. He accord ingly took strong grouuds against them, and used all his influence, which was then equal at least, to that of any man in the territory, first to have omitted the clause legalizing slavery, and secondly to prevent the Constitution, when adopted by the Con vention, from being sent to Congress until after it should be submitted to a vote of ! the people and bad received their approval, i No man could have labored more earnestly ; and siiccessiully than he did to effect these j two objects, both of which, after a most | terrible struggle, were accomplished, and | California was received, free from the stain lof slavery, into the Union of States. It is not too much to say, that had it not been for the active part taken by Colonel Geary against the pro-slavery party then in Cal ifornia, this result might not have been ac complished. Private affairs of great importance re quiring his presence in Pennsylvania,' Col. Geary left San Francisco in February,lßs2, and repaired to his farm iu Westmoreland county, where he remained until again called into active public life, through his appointment, by President Pierce, as Gov ernor of Kansas Territory, which appoint ment, without the usual reference to a com mittee, was confirmed by a numerous vote of the Senate. He received notice of this appointment in July, 1856 ; and having delayed only long enough to receive his instructions and make the necessary arrangements, he pro ceeded to Kansas, reaching Fort Leven worth on the 9th of September following. No pen can adequately describe the ter rible condition of the territory at the time of his orrival. The scenes he had witnessed in California were being re-enacted, with horrors greatly intensified. Civil war was raging with more than fiendish ferocity ; and all on account of slavery. Men were flocking from all parts of the South, of des perate character, with passions inflamed to the highest pitch, and with the express and avowed purpose of making Kansas a slave State by any means, however fair or foul I And these again were resisted by actual settlers and new comers from the free States, equally as determined, though not so brutal and ferocious. The fiercest pas sions of human nature, with all their dread ful consequences, were visible on every hand. The smoke of burning buildings blackened the air ; fields ofgrain were laid waste and desolate ; women and children were driven, starving and naked, from their homes, to perish on the desolate prairies ; and the dead bodies of murdered men were strewn along the wayside. Chaos reigned* supreme—Pandemonium had poured,forth its demons —and crime, in all its most hid eous forms, ran rampant through the land. Such was the gloomy prospect that pre sented itself to the new Governor. A man of less nerve would have looked upon it with amazement, and with dismay fled from the scene, as did two of his predecessors, and many others. But Gov. Geary was not the man to be easily intimidated. He had passed already through many a fiery ordeal. He took in at a glance the entire situation. From this dismal chaos—from this hell of discord—from all this terrible and confused mass of conflicting passions, he was expected to produce order, peace and harmony. He faltered not, however, but buckled on his armor, and in good earnest applied himself to the difficult task. And so earnestly and effectually did he de vote himself to the work, that as early as September 30th, he was enabled to write, truthfully, to the Secretary of State, say ing : "Peace now reigns in Kansas. Con fidence is gradually being restored. Set tlers are returning to their claims. Citizens are resuming their ordinary pursuits, and a general gladness pervades the community." He had arrested criminals, driven brigands from the roads, disarmed and disbanded in vading armies, and insured protection to all peaceable citizeus. But this state of tranquility, thus effec ted, was precisely the reverse of what the pro-slavery part}' in Kansas and the admin istration at Washington desired. Gov. Geary's course, instead of receiving their approval, met their decided condemnation. It was intended that the agitation and ex citement should continue until the Free State men were either annihilated or driv en from the Territory, and the pro slavery party could have everything in their own hands. Hence tho Governor's report to Washington was coldly received, and, if answered at all, as coldly answered. There was no mistaking the tenor and spirit of their communications. In the meantime the leading ruffians were becoming more and more emboldened by the encouragement they received from the seat of the General Government. At the Lecompton post office, the Governor's letters-and papers, both private and official, were opened and their contents scrutinized. The few troops that had been left to guard his person and official documents were gradually removed by order of Jeff Davis, then Secretary of War. Pro-slavery mur derers, whom he had caused to be arrested, were liberated by order of C. Justice Le compte, and public meetings were held in which he was denounced as an Abolitionist for refusing to give his sanction and assis tance to the vile plots to force the institu tion of slavery upon an unwilling people. One villain, actuated and aided by others less bold, was foiled in an attempt to ass assinate him on his departure from the leg islative hall, and almost* in sight of the members there assembled. To crown all, the pro-slavery men of all parties, the great majority, however, being old line Whigs, mostly from the South, met together in convention at Lecompton, and organized the "National Democratic Par ty." There was much discussion in regard to the adoption of this name, the leading men of the convention declared that they could not swallow the word " Democrat," having been life-long "Whigs." But this objection was overruled, by the argument that the name would not change positions, while it would assure them the support of "the Washington Democracy." The plat form of the " National Democratic Party," thus adopted, is clearly expressed in the following unanimous resolution of its Leg islature : " WHEREAS, We believe that on the suc cess of our party depends the perpetuity of the Union, therefore, Be it resolved, By the House of Repre sentatives, the Council concurring therein, that it is the duty of the pro slavery party, the Union-loving men of Kansas Territory, to know but one issue, slavery, and that auy party making or attempting to make any other, is, and should be held as an ally of abolition and disunion." In carrying out this doctrine, all the Free State Democrats were exclnded from membership with the "National Democratic Party," not one of them being received into fellowship or allowed to take part in its proceedings. This platform was endorsed by the Democrats at Washingtoa at that time, and was subsequently adopted and carried out by the President to the full measure of perfection. Se far as he had the power he ostracised all Free State Democrats, no matter how long or how or how faithfully they had served the party. The " National Democratic Party" being thus organized, the next movement was to REGARDLESS OF DENUNCIATION FROM ANY QUARTER. TOWANDA, BRADFORD COUNTY, PA., APRIL 26, 1866. commit Gov. Geary to its policy. Accord ingly, the Chairman of the Central Commit tee called upon the Governor, with the as surance that if he would connect himself with the party, he should be one of the two U. S. Senators soon to be chosen. The Chairman urged the matter with such de termined pertinacity, that Gov. Geary or dered him out of his office, and declared that if he should dare again to approach him with so vile an offer, he would toss him through the window. Soon after these proceedings, a Consti tion, known as the " Lecompton Constitu tion," was received in Kansas by the "Na tional Democratic Party, direct from Wash ington, where it had been carefully pre pared ; and agreeably to the directions ac companying it, an attempt was made to have it adopted by an improvised conven tion, and returned to Washington in the shortest possible time, regardless of the known wishes of the people. An act of the Legislature to this effect was immediately passed, which was vetoed by Gov. Geary, for several reasons, the most prominent of which were, that no provision was made lor submitting tho Constitution to the peo ple for ratification, and that he was satis fied that a large majority of the actual res idents of the Territory were decidedly and strongly opposed to the institution of slavery, which the Constitution was inten ded to force upon them. This having occurred after the election of Buchanan, but before bis inauguration, Gov. Geary addressed him letters, stating the true conditiou of aff airs, but received no reply. He did, however, receive positive evidence, from other sources, that the new ly elected President had abandoned the true Democratic principles, and adopted the platform of the "National Democracy." Hence Gov. Geary resolved at once not to hold an office under his administration, and on the day he was installed in the Presiden tial chair,wrote and forwarded his resigna tion as Governor of Kansas. On the 10th of March, 1851, he left the Territory, and again returned to the quietude of private life. Had Gov. Geary been sustained in his honest and manly course in Kansas, by the administration at Washington, there is reason to believe the destructive war through which we have just passed, and was then foreshadowed, and even threat ened, might never have oocurred, and the hundreds of thousands of brave soldiers, who now sleep the sleep of death, would have lived to bless with their presence the homes made so sadly desolate. Although Gov. Geary thus refused all connection or fellowship with the " Nation al Democratic Party," he persisted in ad hering to the doctrine he advocatedjmore recently in Kansas, that the institution of slavery should not be forced upon an un willing people, and never hesitated to ex press his disapprobation of the institution iu all its forms ; sentiments which have since formed the basis of the Union Repub lican platform. Hence, after his return from Kansas he associated himself with the party th§t sustained Stephen A. Douglass; which was greatly instrumental in break ing up the pro-slavery faction, and effect ing the election of Abraham Lincoln to the Presidency, a result which he foresaw and which he was desirous of having accomp plished. No sooner was the result of that election known, than plans were being adopted by the "National Democracy " to fulfil their oft reiterated threat to destroy the Union.— Consequently, when, after the inauguration of Mr. Lincoln, a war against rebellion be came inevitable, Gov. Geary was again among the first to offer his military ser vices to the government. He raised and equipped, at his own expense, the 28th regiment of Pennsylvania volunteers, of which he took command. With this splen did regiment, numbering over sixteen hun dred men, he entered the field in July 1861, and continued iu active service during the entire four years of the war, with the "ex ception of twenty-eight days, and when he was incapacitated for duty by wounds re ceived in battle. For meritorious deeds he was promoted to the rank of Brigadier General on the 25th of April, 1862, and breveted Major General January 12th, 1865, "for fitness to command and promptness to execute." From reports filed in the office of the Sec retary of War, it appears that during his term of service, Gen. Geary was engaged iu over fifty hotly contested battles and im portant skirmishes, besides many others of lesser note. Among these engagements may be especially named that of "Bolivar Heights," "Cedar Mountain," the three days fight at Chancellorville, the struggle at Gettysburg, which also lasted three days, and resulted in driving back the enemy from the soil of Pennsylvania, "Wauhatch ie," "Ringgold," "Triauo," "Mill Creek and Snake Creek Gaps," "Resaca," (two days,) "New Hope Church," (seven days,) "Mud dy Creek," "Nose's Breek," "Kolb's Farm," "Keuesaw," "Piue Hill," "Marietta," "Peach Tree Creek," siege and capture of Atlanta, (twenty days,) siege of Savannah, (ten days,) which was captured by his division ten hours before any other troops reached that city, as was also Fort Jackson, both of which places were surrendered in person to Gen Geary. In this capture, 350 pris oners, 114 pieces of artillery, 38,500 bales of cotton, and five ocean steamers, with an immense variety of ammunition and other stores, fell into the hands of the victors Upor the capture of Savannah, General Geary was appointed by Major General Sherman its Military Governor, which posi tion he filled with signal credit to himself until he was relieved, that he might ac company the triumphant army of Sherman in its further march through the Carolinas. Iu the battle of Bolivar Heights he receiv ed a severe wound in the right knee, and at Cedar Mountain he was slightly woun ded in the left ankle, and seriously through the elbow joint of the left arm. He was also struck in the right breast and severely injured, by the fragment of a shell atChan celorsville. His two sons accompanied hirn to the field, the eldest of whom, a young man of eighteen years, who had ad vanced himself by sterling ability* to the command of a battery, with the rank of Captain, and gave promise of the utmost capacity and usetulness, was killed at the battle of Wauhatchie. "At the time that he fell," says an eloquent writer, "he was acting as Lieutenant of one section of Knapp's Battery. As an artilleryist he had no superior in the army. His gun was his I pride. He was always beside her, and his aim was unerring. At this battle, about twelve hundred and fifty men, under com mand of Gen. Geary, were attacked from an eminence, by five thousand of the enemy, at twelve o'clock at night. The unequal fight was gallantly accepted, and though the command was at first thrown into some disorder, they speedily rallied, and not only repulsed, but drove from the field the vast ly superior numbers of the enemy. In the hottest of the fight, in the act of sighting his gun, his forehead pierced with a bullet, young Geary fell, and instantly expired. His father coming to the spot, clasped in an agonizing embrace the lifeless form of his boy—then, mounting his horse, dashed wildly into the thickest ranks of the foe, and rode like an avenging spirit over that bloody field, until the enemy were utterly routed and put to flight." This General Hooker pronounces the most gallant and successful charge that has come to his knowledge during the war. In his official report of this battle, Gen. Hooker says, " During these operations, a heavy musketry fire, with rapid discharges of artillery, continued to reach us from Geary. It was evident that a formidable adversary had gathered round bim, and that he was battting him with all his might. For almost three hours, without assistance, he repelled the repeated attacks of vastly superior numbers, and, in the end drove them ingloriously from the field. At one time they had enveloped him on three sides, under circumstances that would have dismayed any officer except one endowed with an iron will and the most exalted courage. Such is the character of General Geary. A VENERABLE RELIC OF REVOLUTIONARY TIMES. —One of the oldest men of Western New York resides at Suspension Bridge, Niagara county. We refer to the vener able father of Fraukling Spaulding, Esq., Collector of Customs .at the bridge. Mr. Spauldiug the elder is now ninety-four years of age, and is a native of Windham county, Connecticut. He came to Lewiston in 1810, and is identified with the history of our river frontier since that time. This hale and still vigorous old gentlemen pos sesses stamina sufficient to carry him to the end of a century of life ; he reads with great enjoyment the current news of the day, and converses without showing any diminution of his powers except an inabili ty to remember names of persons. He recollects Washington, whom he has seen —Lafayette, Putnam, and other eminent revolutionary heroes, and dwells with great unction on the days of the War of Indepen dence. Mr. Spaulding says that .he saw his friends and neighbors hastening to Con cord the day before the battle, and speaks of the news of the battle of Bunker Hill as it went sounding through the land, stirring men's souls to their lowest depths. His long life bridges the space of time betwen the laßt days of Colonial history and the suppression of the great Ameri can rebellion. As a child he listened to the stories of the old French wars, and he has read the daily record of the battles which the Republic waged for its existence against the foulest treason of which his tory makes mention. We commend to the Historical Society the preservation of these reminiscences, and hope that some friendly hand will pre serve them for the future use of history.— Buff Com. A LESSON FOR FAST YOUNG MEN. —A few days ago, a man named Dr. Johu W. Hughes, was hanged at Cleveland, Ohio, whose fate teaches a salutary lesson. He was a man of good family, well educated,had an hono rable profession, and at one time, a good social position. But he seems to have ruin ed himself by liquor and bad company.— Under these influences he became thorough ly demoralized and scoffed at morals and religion. He was held by no conscienoe whatever. Having a good young wife and child, he married another woman almost in presence of his family, she however, being ignorant of his first marriage. For this crime he was tried, convicted and sent to our Western Penitentary at Pittsburg.— His injured wife procured him a pardon for this, but instead of being grateful to her, he abused her in the most false and heart less manner, and went off' to seek the wo man he had injured. Having found her, he deliberately shot her through the heart be cause she refused to live with him. For this he was tried and hanged. On the scaf fold he alluded to his advantages in life, his education, the wealth and position of his family, but all these, he said, he had al lowed to be overcome by drink and bad company. It was not he that did the crime, so he-said, but the man who had been turn ed into a devil by intoxication. What a lesson ! IF anything in the world will make a man feel badly, except pinching his fingers in the crack of a door, it is,unquestionably, a quarrel. No man ever fails to think less of himself after it than before. It degra des him in the eyes of other, and what is worse, blunts his sensibilities on the one hand, and increases the power of passion ate irritability on the other. The truth is, the more peaceably and quietly we get on, the better for our neighbors. In nine cases out of ten, the better course is, if a man cheats you, quit dealing with him ; if lie is abusive, quit his company ; and if he slan ders you, take care to live so that nobody will believe him. No matter who he is, or how he misuses you, the wisest way is to let him alone ; for there is nothing better than this cool, calm, and quiet way of deal ing with the wrongs we meet with. A YOUNG man in England having enter tained a tender passion for a young woman, felt such insurmountable diffidence as to prevent his ever disclosing the same* to the fair empress of hie heart, and resolved on an expedition which would bring the busi ness to an issue. He weut to the clergy man and requested the bans of marriage might be published according to law. When the pubiication was brought to her ears, she was filled wfth astonishment, and weut to him to vent her resentment ; he bore the sally with fortitude observing if she did not see proper to have him, she could go to the clergyman and forbid the bancs. After a moment's pause she took wit in her anger, and said, "As it has been done it is a great pity that the shilling should be thrown away." per Annum, in Advance. A GOOD STORY. In one of the small interior towns of New England, where the superstitions of our own ancestors still possess a hold on the people, the facts occurred a few years since of which the following is a true nar ration : An honest farmer and his family prepar ing to celebrate Thanksgiving at his wifo's father's, in an adjacent town, were hurried and confused extremely on tbe day preced ing that festival, by the multiplicity of things which must be done before they could leave home with safety. The house was to be "banked up" and the gleanings of the harvest, cabbage, turnips, and so forth, put into the cellar, that the external entrance thereto might be closed for the season. Having carried in the vegetables, the boys were dispatched to the barn for straw to fill the passage with, while the good man himself was busied on tbe oppo site side of the house. An old ram, the horned patriarch of a large flock of sheep kept on the farm, hav ing got a taste of the scattered cabbage leaves, unobserved entered lhe cellar and silently continued his feast. The avenue through which he entered was immediately closed up, and all the necessary work and arrangements being completed, the larger boys and girls set off on foot in high glee, the dog running and barking before them. Soon after, the parents and their little ones, having put out the fire and fastened the doors and windows to keep out thieves, started on the same destination. On the afternoon of the day following the festival, the family returned home, ac companied by some young cousins. Some of their youthful neighbors of both sexes, were invited in, and a merry Thanksgiving carousal was i full tide of successful op eration, when one of the boys who had been sent into the cellar witli a little two wick candle, which gave just enough light to make darkness visible, to draw eider, ran back into the room, with eyes glaring wildly, uttering the half suffocating excla mation : " The devil is in the cellar !" " Pooh," said the father, "you have only been frightened by your own shadow ; give me the light." Saying this, he seized the caudle—leav ing the candlestick fast in the hand of the boy, and boldly rushed to the cellar stairs, but before he had decended half the steps, the large saucer eyes and enormous horns of the ram caused him to retreat as much terrified as his son, exclaiming : " Sure enough, the devil is in the cel lar !" The good man seized the great bible, and attempted to read, but the caudle sputter ed, burned blue, and threw such a feeble light on the sacred pages, and the book trembled so much in the hands of the read er, that he could not distinguish one word from another. The little children cried and clung to the mother ; the girls nestled close to their favorite swains, and the whole house was shaken with the agitation of its half demented inhabitants. One bright thought, however, occurred, and a messenger was sent for the minister to come and "lay the devil." The parson, a man more celebrated for good nature, piety, and credulity, than lor talent and heroism, slipped a small bible into his pocket, put on his band and sur plice, that he might appear as formitMlde to his great antagonist as possible, and hastened to the relief of his distressed par ishioners. On coming to to the house, the reverend was hailed as a deliverer, and implor ed by at least a dozen voices at the same moment, to drive the devil away. But few moments were lost in asking which no one could answer, before the parson pushed forward as a leader, with the same penuri ous light, into the cellar, the most coura geous of the company keeping close behind him lie reached the foot of the stairs, the eyes of lire, the shadowy outline of the en ormous horns, magnified tenfold at least, by the terror of those that beheld them, re moved all doubt if any had existed in his mind as to the infernal nature of the being with whom he had to contend. The divine instantly fell on his knees, and, with uplifted hands, began to pray in his most fervent manner. The ram not un derstanding the pious man's motives, but supposing by the motion of his hands that he was daring him to a butting contest, made a pass with all his might, at his sup posed adversary, but, deceived by the swelling demensions of his drapery, missed the slender body of the priest, and, draw ing hastily back to renew the assault,hook ed one of his horns into the belt of the sur plice and pulled the priest witli him into the cellar. While thus in the power of his victorious foe, he lost hope as it regarded himself, and the natural benevolence of his disposi tion burst forth in the exclamation : " Brethren, take care of yourselves ; the devil has got me." This exhortation was better obeyed than any he had ever delivered from the pulpit —his friends all fled, and left him to his fate. Among the company was a shrewd young farmer, who had, from the first, sup posed the fiend to be some domestic ani mal, but being a lover of fun —and, willing to see a comedy, kept his thoughts to hi til self and pretended to sympathize with others in thair fears. He thought it time to interfere, and, snatching a pitch pine knot from the blazing fire, expressed his determination to rescue the preacher or perish in the attempt. "Don't ! don't !" shouted several. " What docs the devil care for fire ?" said another. " Take along the bible if you will go !' •suggested another. But, unheeding the suggestion and the manifestation of concern for his safety, he pushed into the cellar, seized the animal by one of its horns and dragged the strug gling rum up stairs, calling to the aston ished parson " Follow me 1" The horned devil was led in triumph, followed by the Ecclesiastic, in the midst of the company. A momentary silence and hanging down of heads ensued, but the past scene was too ludicrous to admit of sober reflection, and loud peals of laughter burst forth from every side, during which the ram was turn ed out at the door, the parson absented himself without ceremony, and the sports of the evening were resumed with better spirits than before. CONNUBIAL AFFECTION. —In a town in Con necticut, not long ago, lived Aunt Keziah, an industrious and thriving widow. She had not only kept good her estate, but had increased it much in value, and she loved to refer to it as "the little home poor Dan iel left her."' One day the 'income man' came along and carried off some of that little hoarded treasure, and she wept as she counted out the bills on which her partner's fingers had once rested—so sacredly does the heart cling to the memories of the depart ed. A few hours afterward she was at the table kneading bread, and evidently think ing of the lost one, when her niece said : " Aunty, now you you are prosperous and well-to do, let's get a pretty tomb-stone for good Uncle Daniel; you say he has none at his grave." Aunt Keziah lifted up her doughy hands to emphasize this touching expression : "Jane, if they want anything of Daniel at the judgment, they can find him without a guide-board. I tell you he'll be there on time." Nothing more was said, A FAST IIOKSE. —Dave C is one of those characters that are to be found in al most every place. lie is always driving a horse that he imagines is fast, and putting on even more style than the speed ol the horse will warrant, NUMBER 48. As he was driving into town recently, he overtook "Uncle Ike," who was well known as a dry joker, and who resolved to "take a little of the conceit out of him," if opportu nity offered. As uncle Ike was afoot, Dave stopped his horse, and asked him to ride. "No," replied Uncle Ike, "much obliged to you, but I guess not." "You had better do so," said Dave, eye ing his fast horse with much complacency, "I am going straight into the place, and will take you right through." "Well," responded Uncle Ike, as he com menced to climb in. "I don't care if I do, as I have plenty of time,and am not in much of a hurry to get there 1" The horse went ahead,but Uncle Ike nev er again received an invitation to ride with Dave. A LAWYER who was sometimes forgetful- Laving been engaged to plead the case of an offender, began by saying—"l know the prisoner at the bar, and he bears the char acter of being a most consummate and im pudent scoundrel." Here somebody whis pered to him that the prisoner was his cli ent,when he immediately continued ; —"But what great and good man ever lived who was not calumniated by many of his con temporaries." FUN, FACTS AND FACETIJE. Hoop-skirts, like gun-barrels, are not tlangc-rous unless they have something in them. But when the former are charged—powdered,wad ded, and waterfall caped—they should be handled with the greatest caution. In many instances it is dangerous to eveif look at them. THOUGHT AT A WEDDIXG-BREAKFAST. —The bridal reign (bridle-rein) begins with a bit in the mouth. DEFINITIONS.— BacheIor. — A dandy-lion run to seed in a garden, beautiful iiowers. The ingraf ted crab-tree of humanity. Letter. —Conversation with the pen. Album. —A drawing-room man-trap set by young ladies. Surgeon. —A skillful workman who repairs the damages made by the wear* and tear ot the machi nery of life— An ills that oft must bo endured. When ill are wanted to be cured. Howem.—An essay on grace, in one volume, el egantly bound. Gentleman. —A manual of good manners bound in cloth. Old Wild. —A quiver full of arrows with no bow (beau) attached. I f'i I —Wisdom masquerading. Heart, —The best card in the chance game of Mat rimony ; sometimes overcome by diamonds and knaves ; often won by tricks ; and occasionlly treated in a shuffling manner, and then cut alto gether. EriTAru ox A TOMBSTONE IN ENGLAND. '•Our life is but a winter's day, Some only breakfast and away, Others to dinner stay, and are full fed, The oldest man but sups, and goes to bed. Large is his debt, who lingers out the day, Who goes the soonest, has the least to pay." AX OPEN QUESTION. — Urchin. "Ma, if white people's made of dust, ain't colored people made of coal-dust." "MA, I've struck anjoil spring ["exclaim ed a young hopeful, the other day, as he dipped a slice of bree d into the gravy bowl. A VERY worthy Minister, settled not a ; hundred miles from our metropolis, was one Sun l day morning descanting upon the importance of I plain speaking. " Why, my hearers," said he, ! ".St. Paul never used any 'highlhlutin'expressions. No ; he always spoke plain Anglo-Saxon !" I MRS. Partington asks, very indignantly, lif the hills before Congress are not counterfeit, : why there should be so much difficulty in passing 1 them V A rather profane chxrch-goer of N. Y. i.eity, one day asked his clergyman what was the ] meaning of the passage in the Psalms, "He clothed himself with curses as with a garment." "The i meaning," replied the clergyman, "is plain enough; I think that the man, like you, had a habit of i swearing." A TRUE picture of despair is a pig reach ling through a hole in the fence _to get a cabbage that lies a few inches beyond his reach. AN Irishman lost his hat in a well, and i was let down in a bucket to recover it ; the well being deep, and extremely dark withal, his courage failed him before he reached the water. In vain j did he call to those above to pull him up : they 1 lent a deaf ear to all he said till at last, quite in despair, he bellowed out : "Be St. Patrick, it you j don't draw me up, sure I'll cut the rope." A BOY was caught in the act of stealing | dried berries in front of a store the other day, and | was locked up iu a dark closet by the grocer. Then i the boy commenced begging most pathetically tor ! release, and after using all the persuasions that his ' young imagination could invent, proposed : "Now, ! if you'll let me out and send for my daddy, lie 11 pay you for the berries, and lick me besides! ' This i appeal was too much for the grocery man to stand | out agaiust. j A country editor received a severe ! "hoist" by treading on a fragment of an orange ' peel in the c.ty, and commenced a series of letters ; to his journal, headed "My trip on the llhine." A fashionable 1 ut ignorant lady, desirous of purchasing a watch, was shown a very beau - , iful i one, the shop-keeper remarking that it went thirty six hours ; "What, in one day V" she asked. PEOVEEBIAL ETIGUAM. Pride, like a wild, unbroken colt. Its rider overthrows ; But he who walks in humble suit Securely onward goes. A Western paper suggests as an im provement in Bibles the preparation of a leaf or two in the "family record" for divorces. The turkey burst its confinement while 1 | roasting, and the stuffing escaped to the terror of I ' the Hibernian damsel Kit to watch it, who ran to - 1 tell her mistress. -Ma'am!" she screamed, "come . i down and see the turkey ; 'tis browning nicely, but j | some of the consalemeuts is bnstin out. , j K disclosure which can only be made in ' ! words certainly "tending to a broach of peace"— ' i One Irishman disclosing his religion to another, ] , , IF a police officer is after you, the best thing you can do is to lock the door and then bolt ' yourself. " I don't miss my church so much as you | suppose," said a lady to her minister, who had i called upon her during her illness, "for I make 3 Bnldy sit at the window as soon as the bells begin r to chime, and tell me who are going to church, and whether they have got any thing new on.