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'y tiling in the Printing line can j ■ 1 in the most artistic manner and at the t TERMS INVARIABLY CASH. !'• >r thf Bra.-tl and furrowed brow. ■ -t. -ilkiest locks of silver hair. inly Irawu towards father's chair ; at i:.. tell how much I love you, for . . ail.lef my fond heart's three-score ; a- • u your head I pout i-!. -!■ i within tin tomb's sealed door, V ; a . ■ r -a tll 1 hear it. \". i \\r any more ! i-.'tiit i - voice talis on my ear. ~ uie foittage when the world I fear, a . !• t uupr. ti- • d how !" plod. -. in through lift, the dangerous sod : -w t >ivi - dut. -me in soft tone, ten let words when I in anguish moan: ... d 1 >vt. this heart must aye deplore, will ' vet .'- t Intel. .1 prev restore, .v lu-ver. it v. ill yield it :> ei a- v.. any n. • ■t. my ! , ..a; - -i-a. v. y j th ot 1 . , - ] x m m i. : , it ip I! my pathway fell : i: mI it--t v. iselv but too well - sit. and I am s.nl and lorn. I aly sky my brilliant morn. • a a nil' r dark, in circle gay, v : n.y eye-! For her I pray, _ : . \ —e.iit has w tisted all its store, i it- hopes upon a desert shore : N .v. I shall love, ' r. never any more! THE LUMP OF OLAY. ...it was a sculptor. Hi* was by . 1; ii .ii. 1-ut we lived during our i dfi :i tile city of New Orleans.— . ta I or artist : uu tin contrary v.'t fiiiy. and spent his money lav - men 1 g. nius olten do. The dain -. viands, the rarest wines, were al - 'ii our table ; and he would have v ■ dme like a queen, had not my i'uri- * tstes inter posed ami :red d iwii t i.-.* N •us i ti.es it.- would have had me * .. ; while our house was crowded with * iy ii •■-. a., i ui pint ti," tiuf.st in the .] ■u ni'l oltt-n ir.end- have spoken to ,s al in jest and iiu.il in earnest, of the I g bait our dwelling ottered to bur- 1 --< dishonest servants : but Ludivico 1 ... . at their warnings, ami 1 never ti when lie was h%. Nad lived for live years, less care- ' J i.u "l bolts and bars than many who ■' - tve ti.. ir four walls to protect, "• • -ufk ring save from some petty u:.'U the autumn of Is—came. ' i j ! i- ii turned from our summer •" • '. ■ mi Ludivico was busy witii 1 • its lor new work ; fresh clay had ' i i ,ns studio, models engaged; . g prepared lor a busy win- 1 • iy new duties and cares also, * lant ifiw three months old lay isi. And we were proud and ' ;r m w treasure ; never in our ! "1 u talked so much of the future. ( j m i Uiat coming winter was por- ! i r nember tlie fact now with c > - ii ~ and an indescribable up ■ • 1 uikm -s which veils the ~ eyes which 1 never felt be- * y -. i itl we Lave feared to hopt ? young : we were liealthy ; we 1 v'i. tiid to spare of this world's 1 e v..- adored each other. The ' ■■•t its foot, leaning over the 1 "1 the girl, Jane, talking to a ( n -ii ne lull upon them, and 1 I -'ni's of both plainly. • Jane ; mulatto, and it was impossible '>he; the man was of her color or < A *iii,y white person. Hut, white 1 xpit ssion ot the lace was ■ • -lent, brutal, full of cuuuing; I: among felon's laces; such 1 - trtii has drawn, and no man '\ ,l ° ever handled brusii. ; 'He moment ; then called out •" ! <|uickly, "Jane, come in ; it is ''••y out,' and retreated. ( ui .lane was with me, apolo- t K- O. GOODRICH, VOLUME XXVI. ! sizing in her own servile way, and "taking 1 my rebuke very quietly. 1 gave her my orders and sent her to bed, and then went up stairs and forgot all | about the matter, though it was in my mind to speak of it when I was at the door. For once in the room 1 found my hus band iiad brought in upon a board a piece , of wet clay and set it at the loot of the bed, and my first words were : '• Are you going to work to-night, Ludi vico ?" "•No," said lie, " the clay is too wet ; but to-morrow the first tiling 1 am going to be gin--can you guess what V , " No,'" said 1. " Our baby,'' said my husband ; "we i will make a sleeping cupid ul him. It shall 1 be my first work tins winter.*' 1 laughed with glee. " 1 shall prize it so," said I. "He is lovely, is he not and I kissed the child softly as lie slept. An hour after I was sleeping also, tranquilly, dreamlessly. The lumps were out, all was darkness and peace. How long it lasted I do iiof know. . I awakened with a start. 1 suppose S' ie slight voice aroused me, fur, alter lying awake a lew moments, 1 became con scious that some one was moving stealthily about the room —some one with bare feet. I called out, " Ludivico, is that you ?" and iheu with terror heard his sleeping breath at my ear, ami knew that some stranger wa?in the room. Soon I heard a stumble and an oath, suppressed, but plain; tiien the board ou which the clay rested seemed to be pushed across the Hour. XI v heart throbbed fearfully, I knew now that burglars were in the house, and 1 thought only ol'our personal safety. They might take all, if they did not harm my husband and my child. I watched and listened, holding my breath until a ray ol light shone in the room, and 1 knew the thief had light ed a dark lantern. 1 heard the tinkle of the dill'erent articles he slipped into a bag. ! I heard drawers and wardrobes stealthily I opened, and 1 prayed that his cupidity might be satisfied, and tiiat lie might go i leaving us unharmed. Alas, the prayer was vain ! Some noise j louder than the n-t awoke my husband. 1 ! strove ni vain to h strain or silence him. ! He sprang from the bed, shouted " Who is j there and made for the dark shape just ! visible. In an instant the lantern was ! darkened, and a struggle in the dark com- j inenced. 1 shrieked lranticaily. Steps and i lights approached. A pistol was fired, a ; heavy fall followed. 1 heard the robber ! dash 1 lorn the room and down the stairs j and the next moment the room was full of j trembling servants, and I saw, by the lights they carried, Ludivico lying upon the floor weltering in his blood. I called his name. He made me no an swer. I lifted up his face. Alas, the truth was written there —the bullet had entered Lis heart. He was dead ! What need to dwell on that sad time, i Friends flocked to iuy aid, but I cared for j nothing now tlint he was dead. The house had been stripped of valua bles and money. It was the boldest rob besy accomplished lor years—said the po lice. But despite all eflorts—all offered re- j wards, the culprit was not to be found. He ; had escaped as completely as though he j had vanished from the earth. When I had buriui my darling in the strange city of sepulchres, where the dead i A V u Orleans repose, and waited many tveeks in hopes that his murderer might be bum!, i took my child and went home to j ii\ kindred in old Connecticut. I was veal thy, and in no fear of want during my lie. But the only possession 1 now valued , vas my child, the boy wiio might someday j voir his father's mien, and speak to me in lis 1 iliier s voice. I had dismissed Jane. She had been un- : ler suspicion, and examined carefully, but j ;fit• apj tared innocent. Of all the servants j kept Out one to assist me in packing and j raveling North with me. While the pack- j ng was going on she come to me and 1 said ; " There's a queer bit of clay on a board mder your bed, ma'am. Shall 1 throw it tway V I burst into tears. - I '• T in- last tiling iiis hand ever touched !" i cri- d. : Oh no. 1 will take it with me." So the dry lump made part of my luggage, .hat and tin; dainty box-wood tools he had aid out to work with. I found dear ones to grieve witii me and lurse me at home, but my heart was bro the envy of every girl in the room, and lie probably call to-morrow to ask lioxv I am. Will you shut me in my room and i send him away, cruel sister?" I tried to smile, aud the thought came ; upon mo that it might be better never to j know the height t' happiness if one must | lie plunged from it into the depths of mis | ery. j " 1 shall not turn the Cuban away if lie 1 j is a good man and my sister likes him," I i said ; and Grace laughed and xvent to bed. The Cuban did call next day, but 1 was out and did not see him. The neigh-! bur's spoke well of him, however ; and he i had bought the great place called " the j Elms," and intended to be a resident of the I town. In a wealthy point of view it seemed a good match for my girl, and I waited anx- j iously to see the man himself. Three days j after I had the opportunity. Grace had been to church in the evening; | my boy was ill, and I had staid away. — i When it was time for service to be over I sat by the window watching for her. The i bedroom xvas dark, and the moon outside j very bright ; consequently 1 could see the garden plainly Soon Grace came up the path oil a man's arm. At the gate she bade him good-by, and stopped to say a j few words Blie stood inside, swinging the j ; gate in her hand. lie leaned with both j t arms folded 011 the fence outside. I had seen the picture before. Where ? j With a leap my mind went back to the i night lie fore my husband's murder. 1 saw | Jane, the mulatto cook, and her compan- j ion ; and, oh merciful Heavens ! the man's face was the same. This xvas shaded by a fashionable hat a fashionable collar and cravat, and an elegant over-coat finished the costume, while the first face xvas set off' by ragged and ruffianly garments, but the ; persons were the same. I could have laid j 1113' hand upon the Bible and sworn to that j fact on the spot. As I grew positive of this rn3" senses departed, and my sister, , when she entered, found me in a swoon up- j on the floor. When I recovered I doubted in}- own j sanitx*. I laid what 1 had seen to the iUn- j siun of moonlight and distance. I argued with myself that until I had again seen this t Cuban I must regard the whole thing as a ! delusion. I waited, not patiently but si- 1 lently. .Soon I met him face to face in 1113' oxvn parlor. The moment was a terrible one. 1 knew now 1 had made no mistake. There had never been the faintest doubt iu 1113' mind that this companion of Jane's had been at the bottom of the dark deed of that horrible night There was 110 doubt now that this was tlie man ; 3"et 1113" own common-sense told me that to accuse a xxa altliy gentleman on such slight grounds as the riH'inoiy of a face seen once by moon light would lie absurd. I should be called insane. But if I were, this was a bold, bad man, and Grace should have no more to do with liirn. I told her so that niirht, and she turned on me angrily. " You should have spoken sooner," she said. "It has gone too far. I ain half en gaged to him. it is a splendid match for a poor girl, and I'll many him " "Do 3'ou love him ?" said I. She laughed. "No ; but, as I said once I before, he loves me. That's enough. I ; shall get used to his wiys and looks, no doubt ; and I shall be mistress of a splen did house, carriage, horses, etc., and shall enjoy myself. Is it only for his ugly face you hate my Cuban ? Don't 3*ou remem- j ber Bbakspeare : ' Xlislike me not for my complexion,' etc. To be sure he is suspic- j iously dark ; but it t'x Cuban—nothing | else." And changing at once from angry to ga3 - ; she kissed me. "He has a horrible face," 1 said ; " but j that is not all. Grace, this must not go j on. I will tell you a secret. The face I i saw over the gate on that awful night talk-1 ing to Jane. The face of one connected, I j am sure, with this murder, was this man's j face ; and lie, Grace, is the man himself." j Grace answered with a laugh. " You are wild," she said. " That, you have a!\v ,13- s said, was a ragged, wretched ! j fellow." "Yes; but still the man in other clothes-" " A millionaire has 110 need to turn bur- IgUr." _ j "How did this man make his money—j i can 3'ou answer ?" "Nonsense—of course not. Cotton or' : sugar I suppose. 1 hope you are not go ing to have another biain fever, my dear." " M 3" brain is steady, Grace. Heed me." " That I can't ; you will see your folly REGARDLESS OF DENUNCIATION FROM ANY QUARTER. I ' soon. The idea ! Because the poor man v is ugly, I'll make him tell how he raine by f- his fortune ! Sleep on it, and you'll see your insanity. II She danced away,and I crept to bed with •• a heavy heart. Ihe next day she came to me gleefully. I "My Caliban made his fortune in trade," t, she said ; " took his father's business, and ; - gave it up when his million was made. He y showed me papers and letters and things r ; I didn't understand, though I pretended to. i- He didn't find his millions in people's cup t boards. And he has popped the question, j and 1 have accepted—so there's an end. j , ( oine, 1 know you've had too much troub -1 I le ; but don't brood over it and go out of; 1 1 your head." 1 She tried to kiss me, but I held her off. j Listen, Grace, I said. "If you marry 5 this man and I discover afterward" that he knows any thing of that awful night I shall still denounce him." t " And welcome," said she. Then with a sudden childish burst of tears she clasped me and cried : " Oh, Ella, don't go crazy— don't go crazy ! Try to take comfort : try | to be yourself!" It was useless to argue farther, and 1 I left her. So, being betrothed to Grace, the Cuban, ! Mr. Zenzee was his name, brought his hid- j eous face to our house every night I loathed it, but I had determined to i watch him. \\ ith this end I endured the : sight and heard him talk. At last I made him contradict himself as to the places * where he spent certain years. I confused him by blunt inquiries concerning Cuba, j I became convinced that he was no more a Cuban than myself. Then watching him still closer I saw terror as well as brutality j in his eye. I knew the man feared some thing. Closer and closer my fancied proofs were gathering about him, until I began to see in him the actual murderer. The man who had stolen barefoot about our room, and the clay impress of whose muti-; lated foot I had locked in a closet in my ! room. Could I see his foot I could be sure not else. And that had now become the object of my life ; and, all this while, ; despite all my prayers and protestations, for my sister's marriage with Mr. Zenzee were going forward. ihe day was si t. The time narrowed. Before that wedding-day 1 had sworn to make my discovery. I worked now with two ends. My old one, and that of sav ing Grace from becoming the wife of a I monster. > I watched the foot as a cat watches a mouse, but discovered nothing. My agonv i I grew greater and greater. Time" moved | too fast for me ; I could have prayed fur j days and hours to lengthen those months j ; out. At last there was but one day be tween the present in which 1 lived' and ' that in which my sister would become Mrs. j Zenzee. On that morning 1 awoke with j my plan fully matured. I said to Grace at breakfast; "Since the wedding is so near invite Mr. Zenzee to puss the evening with us." She looked up with a smile. sou are coming to your sensed," slie i said. 1 Viade no answer. After a while 1 | 5 asked again, "Do you love him, Grace ?" : i and she answered : "I told you once why > i I accepted him. That is my reason still, j e : Alter all, what /.-■ love worth?" but she 1 ; sighed. = t My heart had been at ease in that score j ' before. It was even lighter now. But I o how it throbbed with anxiety ! The dav i 1 wore on tediously, and evening carne with j a murky rain ; but with it came Mr. Zenzee. \ 1 He took tea with us, and did his best to f be agreeable ; but somehow, in spite of jo the remarkably handsome dress he wore, : g lie looked more the ruffan than ever. After I j tea we had out the card-table, and he show- j ed us some strange tricks at cards, and , c : played against us, and cheated us both | t • for fun, and laughed at Grace's wonder. ! i Then Grace sang a while ; and then, the j s i clock striking ten, my time had come. " It is a cold night," said I. j f " Bitter," said he, shuddering. " But j c then I come from a warm climate." j v "Something warm to drink would be a I c i comfort," said I. j lie brightened up. "It would suit me," said he. ! e " A bowl of punch now ?" said I. j y Grace started. ! r " Punch ! I thought you —" i • n above j At last, in the recognition of the man a> a : desperado of the Mississippi, and finally i in his own confession. I i His end was the one he merited, and nr work was done. Long since Grace married a man sin loved with her whole heart, and they an prosperous And I— lam patient anc ready to bide God's will. WINTER COMETH. Whose voice is that which sounds outside V Whose footstep is that I hear Across the open plain draw near Who conies this way at break of day, And knocks against the cabin-door To fright th i children of the poor ? His face it has the look of death ; His beard is white with frost and snow No kindly beam his dull eyes know : His step is bold : bis breath is cold Oh, hark ! it is his tread I hear, Each day it sounds more loud and near. He pauses not beside the way. But like a conquering hero comes, With gathering sounds of muffled drums : From yonder height at dead of night. When all oeside is hushed and still. His clarion tones the wide air fill. In icy fetters strong as steel He chains the torrent in its eourse That through the chasm thunder hoarse : Beneath his look the meadow brook, Which babbled on through weed and grass. Grows on a sudden smooth as glass. The stately palace windows shine With pleasant warmth and brilliant light fo charm away the gloom of night ; And guests are there, the rich and fair, Who to and fro on joyous feet • Move to sott strains of music sweet. He enters not, but straightway goes On to the hovel, dump and low. Where shines no firelight's cheerful glow : The old man groans ; the mother moans : The infant opens widiits eye, Aud gives a low and piteous cry. He threads the city's heartless streets : See where yon lonely taper burns, Up the steep flight of stairs he turns ; With fingers worn, around her form. She wraps the course shawl, torn and old. To keep her from the bitter cold. He meets the beggar in Lis path. Who shifters as the foe draws nigh. And shrinks to let the tyrant by : On, on he goes : his cold breath blows The pelting rain and stinging sleet Adown the blank, deserted street. On mountain heights he ranges wide ; There, by the darkness led astray. The traveler sinks upon his way, Helpless, alone, and weary grown, And there half buried in the storm The brave dogs find the lifeless form. So comes the tyrant Winter ou, It is his footsteps that I hear. Each day it sounds more loud ami near ; His voice is bold ; his touch is cold ; Oh, hark! he knocks againat the doc >r : Xow may the Great God help the poor ! PENNSYLVANIA SUPREME COURT- In 1850 the Constitutional Amendment nuking all the Judges of this Commoii vealth elective by the people, was perfect id. During the session of 1851 the Legis ature divided the State into judicial dis ricts.and made all other provisions requis te to give full effect to this change in the irgauic law. In the following autumn the irst election for Judges was held. For the Supreme bench, the democrats louiinated Jeremiah S Black of Somerset, ibis Lewis of Lancaster, John B. Gibson f Cumberland, Walter 11. Lowrie of Alle gheny, and James Campbell of Philadei *hia. The Whigs nominated Richard Coulter if Westmoreland, Joshua M. Comly of Mein our, George Chambers of Franklin, Win. J. Meredith of Philadelphia, and Win. Jes- ! up of Susquehanna. All the Democrats were elected except 'ampbell ; who fell behind his ticket be ause a good many Democrats would not •ote for an Irishman and a Catholic, or be ause they deemed him incompetent lor the dace. The only Whig elected was Coulter. The Judges elect drew lots for the period j ach was to serve. Black drew for three ■ears, Lewis for six, Gibson foi nine, Low ie for twelve,and Coulter for the full term 1 if fifteen years. Black, having the sliort st term, was Chief Justice. Coulter died in April, 1852. Tu_Jill the acancy, the Whigs nominated Joseph Buf irigton of Armstrong ; the Democrats,Geo. ' \ . \\ oodward of Luzerne. Woodward was lectsd. Gibson died in May, 1853. For the va ancy the \\ higs nominated Thomas A.Budd f Philadelphia ; the Democrats, John C. t Cnox of Tioga. Knox was elected. In 1854 the Democrats nominated Black i or re-election ; the Whigs nominated Dan- i el M. Sinyser of Montgomery Black was lected. Lewis became Chief Justice. In 1857 the Democrats nominated Win. Strong of Berks, in place of Black,who had iccepted the otlioe of Attorney-General un- i ler President Buchanan,and James Thouip-, ion of Erie, in place of Lewis, whose term i if service was expiring. The Whigs nom natcd James Veech of Fayette, and Thus. ' I. Lewis of Chester. Both the Democratic : candidates were chosen. Lowrie became j Jhief Justice. In 1858 the Republicans nominated John 1. Read of Philadelphia, to fill the vacancy uaile by Knox becoming Attorney-General j inder Gov. Packer. The Democrats notni- j lated W. A. Porter of Philadelphia. Read ! vas elected. In 1863 the Democrats nominated Lowrie, ■ vho had been Chief Justice six years, for' e-eleetion. The Republicans nominated ! laniel Agnew of Beaver. Agnew was ■hosen. Woodward became Chief Justice. ( The bench is now occupied by Woodward vhose term will expire in 1867 : Strong ind Thompson, whose terms will expire in iK72; Read whose term will expire in 1873; : ind Agnew, who will go out in 1878. If" j Strong and Thompson should both be in ser vice when Woodward's terms shall end, :hey will cast lots for the Chief Justiceship. Of the present Judges, as has already icon seen, Woodward, Strong and Thomp m wete elected as Democrats ; Read and Agnew as Republicans. During the war strong has acted with the Republicans on all national questions, which has given them a practical loyal innjorityon the bench per Annum, in Advance. 'J' FUN, FACTS AND FACETLE. Ie IT is a remarkable 'act that,however well •e i young ladies may be versed in grammar, very few ( j can decline matrimony. A DCTCHJUN in Albany, some time ago, went out to bis milkman in the street, with a dish in each hand, instead of one, as usual. The dis penser of attenuated milk asked him if he wished him to fill both vessels. The Dutchman replied, | suiting the action to the word, "dis for the milluk and dis for de water, and I will mix dem so as to j shute my self.'' Coxi VORI m. —An exchange has the follow i ing sentiment embodied in the fo m of a contin- j drum : Why will the emblems of America outlive : j those of England, France, Ireland, or Scotland : ! j Because the Hose will fade, the Lily will droop, the j : '■•lmmrorJc will wither, and the 77, isfh will die, but | | the Star.? are Eternal. Ax Irishman just from the sod,was eating j some old cheese,when he found to his dismay, that it contained living inhabitants, "Be jubers, said ' he, "does your chaze in this country have childer?" ! A WOMAN'S tears soften a man's heart, her flatteries his head. SIDXEY passing through a by-street ; behind St. Paul's, heard two women abusing each other from opposite houses. "They will never | agree," said the wit: "they argue from different , premises." Ax incurable old bachelor, and who \ seemingly rejoices in his infirmity, describes mar- ' ; nage as a "female despotism tempered by pud dings." SURE CCRE.—A country editor has humor" talized himself by a discovery at once startling and wonderful. He gets off the following : "(krtain ' Cure for Fleas on I logs. —Soak the dog five minutes in c-amphene, and then light him." We advise our readers to try it. MANKIND should learn temperance from I the moon : the fuller she gets the smaller her horns ; become. \\ HAT is the difference between an ac cepted and a rejected lover ? One kisses his miss, and the other misses his kiss ! A BAILOR, in giving his opinion of the re ligious denominations, said, "I like the Episcopa- j ! lian best and when asked why, said, "In all oth- ! er churches you must sit mum and take the jaw, ! but in the Episcopal church yor. can jaw back." *'M v brudin, said a colored preacher, des canting on the difficulties of the sinner, "it un easy to row a boat over Niagary Falls, but a tr< - j mendons job to row it ba-k again.' Ax enfant t> r*iLle once asked a lady if the person living in the next house to her was an idiot. •Not that I know of," replied the lady. "Why do you ask. child ?" "Because,"said the child, "mam lUU says you are next door to a idiot. ' "MA.'' said an intelligent, thoughtful boy of mine. - I don't think Solomon was so rich as they say he was." "Why, my dear, what could have put that in your head ?" asked the astonished mother. "Because the Bible says he slept with his fathers and I think if he had' been so rich be , would have had a bed of his own. A COXXIBTAL KNOT. —An old lady had married a young and rather fast man. On out: oc casion. shortly alter their marriage, the husband was about to set oti' on a journey. His wife accom panied him to the railway station, and there hade him adieu. ••( buries,' she said, "remember that 1 you aro married. "Caroline," he rejoined, with alacrity, "I will make amemoranduni of it." And j he at one. tied :< knot in his handkerchief. At a recent meeting of a parish, a strait laced and most exemplary curate submitted a re j jam in writing of the destitute widows and others ; who stood in need of assistance from the parish, i | "Are yon sure, reverend Sir," asked another sol j euin brother, • that you have embraced all the wid ows?' He said he believed he had. i TOM MOORE said to Peel,on looking at the ' picture of an Irish orator. "You can see the very . quiver ol his lips. "Yes, said Peel, "and the j arrow coming out of it. Moore was telling that ' to one of his countrmen. who said. lit- m ant ■ i or rah coming out of it. A coon story is told <>i a recent "smash i up on a Western railroad. A soldier who, in com- , ing from Baltimore to Rock Island, had met with • four accidents, was on this occasion in the eat that turned completely over. .Making bin way through 1 a window, and gaining an upright position, he 1 1 looked around him and coolly inquired :! ] | slat ion do yon roll this A\\ kkei> ,!OKK.--\\ hen it is a helmsman I like a candle ?—When he s stearine. ; , "SIRE, one word,"' said a soldier one day ! to 1 rederick the Great, when presenting to him a • | request tor the brevet of lieutenant. "If von say t i two, answered the King. "I will have vou hanged." : , i "Sign," replied the soldier The King stared. 1 1 ! whistled, and signed. Iwo Dutchman once got into a dispute! i about the English language, each one contending j ' that he could command the best. They made a c 1 bet at length, and appointed a judge to decide bo- I ( , tweeu them and accordingly they began : ••Yell, j ( lion, said the first, "did it rain to-morrow ?" "I ' shall tink it vash. said John. Wasn't that judge ' I in a quandary ? ; I KNEW a young lady that said she didn't c like turtle soup. Affectionately rebuking her. I 1 1 was answered piteously. that she didn't much oh- i I ject to the taste, but that she thought it so cruel ' ] i and wicked to kill turtle-doves 1 ; A MILLER had his neighbor arrested under 1 the charge ot Mealing wheat from his mill, but be- ] I i"g unable to substantiate the charge by proof the j Court adjudged that the miller should make an!' apology to the accused. "Well," said he, "I lmve ! 1 had you arrested for stealing my wheat ; T cnu't I | I prove it: lam sorry for it." J t A THRIFTY wife wonders why the men can't i 1 !do something useful. Mightn't they as well amuse | t ! themselves in smoking hams as in smoking cigars?j t I'n ERE is said to be something consoling' 1 j lor < very ill in this life. For instance, if a man is ' C ! bald-headed his wife can't pull his hair. i ( A LADY, very fond of her husband,not with- i ' standing his ugliness of person, once said to Rog- j t ers the poet, "What do you think ?—my husband ■ | j has laid out titty guinics for a baboon on purpose ' j to please me." "The dear little man," replied Rog-1 ers, "it's just like him ." j 1 IF a shoemaker approaching his end,waxes ! ( cold and gives. np his a>rl, what will become of his sole if he can not breathe his lost * , A LITTLE girl being sent to a store to pur- , j chase some dye-stuff, and forgetting the name of, j the artice, said to the clerk : "John, what do folks j J :dy with.' "Die with? Why, cholera sometimes," j ' replied John. "Well, I believe that's the name. I I want to have three cents' worth." A celebrated judge had a very stingy j ( | wife On one occasion she received his friends in j ( : the drawing-room with a single candle. "Please, ' j my dear. " said his lordship, to let us have a second i ' I candle, that we may see where the other stands." I IXXOCEXT CREATI RE !—An old lady won ders that. when the thread of the Atlantic cable * was broken, the Ureal Eastern didn't give a tack or i ' I two, and so repair it. Her wonder is all the great- < er as sin: was assured they had a very good needle i 1 on board. 1 A SOCIAL LOXTHAIUCTIUX.—Out "Juvenile ' ' Correspondent" says he can not make it out, but ' i • ho finds that, with most of bis acquaintances, he has "fallen out,"through having neglected to "drop 1 in." . I A JI'IHIE in Indiana threatened t<> fine a lawyer for contempt >f court. "1 have expressed | no contempt for the court" said the lawyer , 'on the contrary, I have carefully concealed my feel- ' ' inß*-" Ax itinerant preacher, who rambled in J I i his senuons, when requested to stick to his text i replied "that scattering shot would hit the most j birds," ( LATEST FASHIOire, Ladies now could scarcely afford to follow the example of the Duchess of Marlborough, however angry they might be with their lords. .She was very handsome, and her head was adorned with a profusion of bright golden locks,which were doomed to be sac rificed to the passionate temper of their mistress. One day when at her toilet, be coming violently angry with her husband, she cut off all her beautiful tresses and liuug them in his face This curious out burst of conjugal malice doubtless had a salutary effect upon the Duke, for he had taken great pride in his wife's magnificent hair. NUMBER 30. The waterfall has given place to a twist which should be called the water-wheel I We certainly think the new style of hair ! dressing much prettier than the old; it will I be far more becoming to most heads than the waterfall as it has lately been worn The late Parisian fashions tell us that for paletots which are to be worn when a dres sy toilet is required, a new sort of plush, called mble d'or? is likely to be very popu lar. It is well-named, because the ground work of this material appears to be gold en sand. In both violet and maroon it is very effective. It is likewise used for bun nets. Short black velvet jackets, trimmed with straps of colored velvet, and large false pockets in front,arc worn by growing girls who are young enough to sport hats in preference to bonnets. They are too fan ciful and conspicuous for any save girls from ten to iiltcen—always a very difficult age to dress advantageously Petticoats are very brilliant this winter: but those who can not afford a great variety of these under, or, as they have now be come, upper garments, will find the black and white stripes more serviceable than the elaborate and gayer patterns. These stripes do not date themselves, and can bo worn under dresses of every color. Speaking of the present fashion of dress es, the Paris letter of the Daily Telegraph says : ''The story of the ' Maitre d'Hotel' com ing up to tell Madame X., who had paid her compliments to her host and taken her seat, that her dress was shut in the carriage door, is hardly an exaggeration, so long have the trains became." The writer's description of the last new thing in bonnets is "a brown velvet dice box, with a little shade over the forehead, and what at restaurants they would call a ' potion ' of woodcock stuck on the top." Bonnets, from their earliest days, iiav always been open to ridicule and criticism. Once in a while a sensible and pretty style has been adopted : but far more often they have been ill adapted to their purpose, if that purpose is a pretty, comfortable cover ing for the head. The first bonnet worn in England was brought from Italy in tie reign of Queen Elizabeth, and its form was a compromise between the present Italian peasant-hat and the French hood. The ma terials employed in constructing these head ornaments were crimson satin, elaborately embroidered cloth of gold, and similar rich materials. The Leghorn fiat, with per pendicular crown and wide brim, standing out far around the face, was the first legit imate bonnet worn, and this appeared long after Queen Elizabeth's time. It was trim med with artificial flowers and immense bows of ribbons. EFFECTS OF IMAGIXATIOX OX DISEASE. — The experiments attributed to a physician at St. Petersburg, during the cholera epidemic in that city several years ago, and probably in the minds of some of our readers. This physician obtained of the authorities tw.i criminals who had been condemned to death, to do with them as he thought fit. One o these convicts was made to sleep in ;t bed in which, as he was told, a man had died with the oh >!era but the night before—Al though such was not the fact. After a rest less night, the criminal was taken with all the symptoms of cholera, and died of that disease, declaring that he had caught it from the bed—a victim to his own fears.— fhe other was made to sleep on a bed wherein a man had died but a few hours previously ol the fatal disease. This fact, however, was unknown to the occupant of the bed, who arose in the morning refresh ed by his sleep.remaining in perfect health ihe stories, also,will occur to many, of men who,on being condemned by bleeding,were blindfolded, and after slight punctures with needles, placed so that water would trickle slowly troii! the fancied wound. The men, believing that they were bleeding to death, exhibited precisely similar symptoms to persons who were undergoing the reality, even to death. These tacts certainly show that fear and imagination exercise a great and controlling effect on disease. GIANTS —In the time of Augustus*(Jiesar there were two persons living in Rome called ldusio and Secundilla, each of whom exceeded ten feet iu height. Their bodies, after death, were kept and preserved as miracles ol curiosity in a sepulchre within the Sallustian gardens. Pliny names ;t certain Gabara, who in the days of ('laud ens was brought out of Arabia ; and says he was nine feet nine inches high. The Emperor Maximiu, originally a Thracian peasant, measured eight feet and a half His wife's bracelets served him as rings. His voracity was such that he consumed daily forty pounds of flesh ami drank eight een bottles of wine. His strength was proportionable to his gigantic shape. He could draw a loaded wagon without help, and with a blow of his fist often broke the teeth in a horse's mouth. He also crushed the hardest stones between his fingers, and cleft frees with his hands. Pliny and Val erius Maxiinus speak of Polydamas, a cel ebrated athlete, styi of Niclas, who exceed ed all men of his day in stature ai d strength : be aped Hercules, not without pretension. In Mount Olympus he killed a lion with a blow of his list, being unprovi ded with any other arms. He could stop a chariot with his baud in its most rapid course. Once he singled out the largest and fiercest bull from a whole herd, took hold of him by one of his hinder feet, and notwithstanding his struggle to escape, grasped him with such strength that the hoof remained in his hand. THE AMF.SDF. HONORABLE.—'The JockyC'lub (says (ialignani's Messenger) lias just lost one of its most amiable members, M. Alex andre Bolichet. The following anecdote is related of him : " Perceiving one day, after a heavy fall of rain, a very well dressed young woman standing at the edge of tin side pavement of the Boulevard, and evi dently much perplexed as to the best method of traversing tin- sea of mud be fore her, he gallantly advanced, took her up in his arms, and carried her aoross dry shod. The lady made no objection to the mode of transit, but, on being setdown, ex pressed her gratitude as follows, 'Sir, you are an insolent fellow !' Thereupon, M. Bouchct immediately repaired the wrong by again transporting her, with the same precautions, to the very spot where he had first met her, and took his leave with a profound salutation." Si SHAY is the golden clasp that binds to gether the volume of tfie week.