DIE DDLLAR AND fIFTY CENTS PER ANNUM INVARIABLY IN ADVANCE, TO WAND A: TharEflay Morning, May 28, 1863. Original |)oe(rn. '(For tlie Reporter.) \VAITIKO. u* A St. 1. NVuiting in the morning, Naught the world beside— Waiting at the noonday, Ard at eventide ; \Vaitiug, waiting, waiting, Witheied every liuwer, Watching at the day break, At the midnight hour. ii. Waiting in the twilight, I Waiting, ah ! in vain— Waiting lor some footstep, That ne'er will eoine again— Waiting through the long night, when the great world's asleep— Stars in yon blue ether, Silent vigils keep. lit. Waiting for the soldier, Lj ing stark and cold. On the field of conflict, Bloodstained—dearly sold! lie heedeth not their watching, Through the weary day ! Stretched upon the greensward, O'er hill tops, far away. IV. Waiting, waiting, waiting, Waits the weary heart ; For some cherished pleasure The futue shall impart ; Waiting tor some loved on® That cometh nevermore ; Mourning o'er the bright hopes Wrecked upon the shore. v. Sitting in the darkness, With breast-- Waiting tor the footsteps Of some welcome guest 1 But he never cometh. Through the many years, That the spirit watcheth Mingled hopes and fears. VI. Thus we all are waiting. For some cherished joy— Some bright hope in the future, Some frail, some idle toy. Waiting, watching, waiting. Some loved one gone before, For the bright re union On the other shore. vu. Waiting, watching, waiting, Morn, and noon and even ; Till beyond the ltiver, Meeting all in heaven. There the stornn are over. Toil, and trouble, pain. There no one cumplaiutth, Weary heart or brain. via. Waiting, watching, waiting, Waiteth every heart ; Toil and tumult over. Shadows ail depart ; Sitting in the sunlight, Troubles all ar? o'er, Kindred spirits meeting, On the further shore. Kist .Smithfield. Pa. llisrt Ihiuous. ANNUAL REPORT OF THE S;ipcriiitcii(l(>nt of Common Schools OF BRADFORD COUNTV. On many accounts the past year has been an unfortunate one for the.scbools.of Bradford. Many of our best teachers have entered the service of the country, and are now doing bat tie lor the support of the Constitution, or are "sleeping the sleep that knows no waking." Disease, too, has made sad inroads in the teacher's ranks; during the year more of them have died at home than have died iu any two previous years since I have been superintend ent. Our scholars, too, have been swept off by scores—yes by hundreds. Tue financial condition of the country, has in some lew in stances, operated unfavorably. Thus, while f'°i) is afflicting us as a nation our educational interests are to some exteut suffering also. Notwithstanding the dark and mysterious dealings of divine providence, we have much this county to encourage us. Very many of our teachers w ho lematti, are more faithful, more energetic, more sensible of the fearful responsibilities resting upon them, and more tnly determined to meet manfully the demands fhat these troublous times make upon them •bile a few boards have shortened their tei ins because ot the " hard timet," and some ave voted to pay lower wages, most of tiie lst 'iels have kepi their schools open the usu al length of time, uud have paid their teachers their ordinary wages. lji consequence of sickness in the early part 0 the year, i was not able to conduct the In stitutes that have formerly beeu held in the oaniy This was a draw-buck to many of e teachers, but was made up, in part at eas b by the " District Institute." The meet ''M oi our County Association have uever be ofc been us fully attwuded, nor their proceed es tnore beneficial to the cause of education. SCHOOL HOUSES. There have beeu twenty-seven school houses 'fected in the Couuty during the year, they all of wood except au( j ttre BU^stan . buildings having generally tolerably good l2 tu iu( S . QJOSI luein are conveniently ar anged, although a few are not as much so as fcV s "ould be. Asylum district has erected tie of brick, being the first one of the kind iu , e tOQII, .v. When it is completed it will be a superior school edifice. In Orwell a tine building fur a gradt-d school has been erected- FB'PKITUBK. We have no school houses that are supplied with the " Boston f&rnituri" still our new ones have most of them furniture that is ; convenient. Nearly all ear oid hoi s-s have fur niture that is both inconveuieut and uncom fortable, and as they ate soon to be displaced by new ones there will, probably be no change made iu their accommodations. APPARATUS. There are maps iu a majority of cur houses; ! in our new ones,good^Uckboards and in some I few, orthographical Nearly all have blackooards, but of them are poor.— Some of the teachers have maps, charts and globes of their own, whicti they use. Where these are used, pupils geuerally are more fa miliar with the principles of the subjects stud ied than those are who have not these advan tages. THE SCHOOL. There are no more properly graded schools in operation iu (his county now than there were ut the date of mv last report, although there has beeu one house erected for that pur pose, but it is not yet occupied Iu several of the small villages of the county, schools of this kind are needed, but the eitizense of the townships are opposed to appropriate a suffi cient amount ol tax to erect houses for that purpose. To obviate this difficulty, some of these villages have made applications to the i courts to be set off us independent districts, 1 aud some to be incorporated us boroughs. J 1 believe that uil the schools in the county I are classified, but not as well us they should j lie iu some cases. Hardly a teucher can bt t found iu the county who would be wiliiug to j ulitmp to teach uti unclassified school. TEACHERS. Our teachers have, us u general thing, given I sulistuelioii, although some have failed entire ! 1 Iv to gain the confidence ot either purents or j pupils, and iu a few instances, the schools have j ; been discontinued either by the voluntary act ' 'of the teachers, or by their dismisal by the j t directors, in every case where this has been ' j done, the complaint was want of capacity to j j govern. We Lave had a greater uimber ol ; ' inexperienced teachers this year than formerly, j : and iu some schools such persons did not sue- ' i ceed as well as could be wished. ; There were examined this year sixty nine j | less male teachers than were inspected the i | year before. The females buve been us sue ! cessful in teaching and governing their respect ivo schools us have the male teachers, aud 1 : believe that the instances of entire failure have j i beeu more generully wiih the males. The j I prevailing opinion, however, is iu many of our j | districts, that for large winter schools male | teachers are to be preferred. VISITATION'S. With few exceptions, all the schools in the j county have been visited either by myself or ;by O J Chubbuck, an experienced teacher i wlio acted as deputy during uiv illness. The 1 average duration of my visits was about one i and one third hour. A longer time for each i school is desirable, but the number schools is ; so great, and the terms are so short, that it is j | not practicable ; if ibe schools are ali visited j j each year. Parents iu this county, as iu most others, [ neglect tf eir schools too much, seldom visiting ; them. This is not owing, iu most cases, to a J lack of interest in the welfare of their children, j or a desire for their improvement, but to a j . want of information upon the subject. Th-y I are not aware how much their presence will j be tit lit the school, and encourage their own ! j children. When parents have beeu iu the ; j habit of frequently calling upon their schools, j ! the good effect lias beeu almost immediately i perceptible. Directors quiie generally visit j i their respective schools ouce during each term. DISTRICT SECRETARIES. The secretaries ot eleven boards hnvc visit- | ed the schools in their respective districts once ! each month, and their visits have beeu of gieat benefit to their schools. DISTRICT INSTITUTES. District Institutes have been held during the winter term iu all of our townships except three. In a few instances the experiment ! proved a failure, Out as a general thing they j were successful. Iu some districts they start ed off well, but soon all interest iu them was lost. In some of our districts we have but four or five schools, and it being extremely difficult for the teachers to unite with those of other districts, it made the institutes rather dull, iu some iustances, also, there was no per sou of experience to go forward in the matter. Early in the season I published a pro gramme for the exercises, of the institute, which was generally followed, by those hav ing ehar.-e of them. Until further trial of this new feature of our school system, I do uot feel prepared to decide as to its utility, or the good that may result. This, as well as evety thing else, eounected with our schools, should have a fair trial and be judged by its fruit*. The sanguine friends of the law should uot be too urgent to declare it a success, nor should its willing enemies be over anxious to coudemu it until it has been further tested. MORAL INSTRUCTION. The Bible was read in about three-fourths of our schools, either by the teachers or the pupils. lam not aware that auy marked ef fect was perceptible in the deportment of the pupils as a general rule, still in some instances the good influence was to be seen through the day. No other mode of commuuicating moral instructions was adopted, than to inei- , deutally call up such subjects while making re marks to all the school. PUBLIC SENTIMENT. M There is a gradual" change going on in the public mind, in relation to our school system ; j the stong opposition is giving way, aud men ' are settling down upon the system as a fixed i fact, which is JIOW, aod will contiuue to be the ' settled policy of the Commonwealth. It is i PUBLISHED EVERY THURSDAY AT TOWANDA, BRADFORD COUNTY, PA., BY E. 0. GOODRICH. Dot prcteuded that all are pleased or satisfied with the law, for that is not the case. There are men in every district who would be glad to have ail the school laws in the State repeal ed, but they have become convinced that the policy of educating the cbildreu of the State at the public expense will uot be changed, aud huve coucluded to make the best of it. The very stroug opposition that was quite common, a few years since to the buildiug tax, has very much subsided. SUGGESTIONS AND REMARKS. Since 1 was elected Superintendent, on the first uf May, 1857, several importaut changes have tukeu place in the schools of this eouuty. At each aunual examination the standard of qualifications required of teachers, has been raised, consequently teachers Dave very much improved iu a knowledge of the scieuces to be taught, aud iu the method of teaching them ; also, iu their modes of urraugiug, classifying aud governing their schools. Teachers are beginuitig to feel, to some exteut, at least, the importance of their position and their respon sibilities. About oue bundled and fifty new school houses have been erected, most of which are far better thau the buildiugs formerly in j use. I have couducted twenty five County Insti - lutes, which were attended by over two thous ! and teachers, who have, iu this way, beeu | brought together, and formed educational ac 'quamtances which have done much to secure uniformity in their methods of teachiug and : conducting schools, i'ubltc opinion has also, iu this way, beeu directed more particular to ; tile cause of educaliou, aud many uulouuded i prejudices have beeu removed lrom the minds j of the people. Notwithstanding these improvements, it is | uot claimed that our bouses are all good, or I that our teachers or directors are all of them j what they snould be, or that any of them have ' made uil the improvements that eau be made. ' Far from it. There is yet much work to be j doue, yet many thiugs to learn, yet much im • provemeut to be made. Fur too many of our | teachers think but little of the iiiffneuee they | exert, or the good or evil they are to do ; far t too many of our directors feel but little iuler- I est iu their schools ; far too many of our citi zens are still, at heuit, opposed to the School ; law ; far too many of our school houses are | old, dilapidated aud without ihc necessary ac i commodatious. j While, therefore, there is much to encour j age, there is also much to stimulate the 1 rietids ut the system to energetic and per.-isteut ac tion. My labors and anxieties as County Super intendent ure ended. Whatever of good or ill I nave accomplished is registered agaiusl my | name in the book of GUD'S remembrance, and my account is sealed up for the judgment of the great day. in looking back six years, I call to mind many pleusures past, many happy hours spent, many, very many friendly acquaintances form ed. There ure u'r-o many duties undischarg ed, many wrong things dune, many unpleasant auxious days, that crowd up before me as 1 review the years gone. By the citizens of this couuiy I have been treated with uumeiited kindness aud bospital i ity. Iu my association* with the school olli | cers and propi ieiors, I have received cordial i invitations to their homes, und wheu there I have beeu welcomed aud most hospitably en j tertaiued by the members of their families.— Teachers, with one exception, have shown me nothing but kindness and respect. They, with directors, have at all times heartily acquiesced iu my plans, aud evinced a readiness to assist in ca.tying theui out. When visiting their schools, all proper fa i cilites have beeu freely afforded to collect! the required information. 1 have associated ] familiarly with them in their schools, at the ; Institutes and Associations, and at their homes, j and have always beeu received with cordiality, j The editors of our local papers have showu me ] many fuvors, aud have reudered imporlaul ser- ' vne to the cause of education. For these many kind ucts, this freely reu- ! der d respect, these unmerited hospitalities, 1 | most gladly avail myself ot this opportunity \ to present my greatlul acknowledgements.— While, iu looking hack, I fiud many things to j rpgret, it is with feelings of sorrow that I re | fleet that I shall uever aguiu meet those frieud ! ly directors, hospitable families, kind and re spectful teachers, active, restless, yet ever iu quiring, ever eoufidi g pupils. In closing this, my last report, let me be- ! speak for my successor the same kind consider ate regard, the same confiding respect, the ! same charitable forgiveness of faults, the same hearty cooperation in labor,the same cheerful acquiescence iu decisions, that have beeu ou all occasions, so freely exteuded to me. C. It. COBL'KN. To wanda, May 29,1863. A GOOD STOMACH—A country youth, hav ing an uncle living iu town, resolved to pay him a visit. He accordingly started off oue morning, and arrived at his uncle's house just as supper was ready. Being very himgry, from his long walk, he no sooner got seated at the table than he commenced a furious on slaught on the eatables, at right and left. 44 Hold on, sir," said his uncle, who was a pious man," 44 we always say something here before we eat." 44 Say what you 've a mind to," answered the boy, between two moutbfuls, 44 you can't turn my stomaca I" AST" A gentleman remarked the othereven ing at a party that a woman was the most wicked thing in creation. 44 Sir," was the in dignant reply of a ycung lady, 44 woman was made from man, and if one rib is so wicked, what must be the whole body ?" " But if I place my money in the sar ing bank," inquired one of tbe newly arrived, " wben can I draw it out again ?" " Oh," responded his Hiberian friend, " sure an' if you put it in to-day you can draw it out to morrow by gifiug a fortnight's notice." 41 REGARDLESS OF DENUNCIATION FROM ANY QUARTER." Death in a School-Room. A FACT. Ting-a-ling-ling ling I—went the little bell on the teacher's desk of a village school one morning, when the studies of the earlier part of the day were about half completed. It was well understood that this was a command for silence and atteutiou .* aud when these hud been obtaiued, the master spoke. He was a low tbiok-set man, aud his name wus Lu gare. j 44 Boys," said he, 44 1 have had a complaint 1 eutered, that last night some of you were j stealing fruit from Mr. Nicbol's garden. I ! rather thins I kuow the thief. Titu Barker, | step up here, sir." The oue to whom he spoke came forward He was a slight, fair-looking boy of about ; fourteeu ; and his face had a laughing, good I humored expression, which even the charge now preferred against hirn, aud the stern tone aud threatening look of the teacher, had not eutirely dissipated. The couutenance of the boy, however, was too unearthly fair for health; it had, notwithstanding its fleshy, cheerful look,a singular cast as tf some inward disease, and that a fearful oue, were sealed within As the stripling btood before that place of judgment, that place, so often made the scene i of heartless aud course brutality, of timid in j uoeeuce confused, helpless childhood outraged, j aud gentle feelings crushed—Lugare looked jou him with a frowu which plaiuly told that he felt iu no very pleasant mood. Happily a worthier and more philosophical system is proviug to men that schools euu be better j governed, than oy lashes aud tears and sighs. \Ve are wuxtng toward that consummation | when one of the old-fashioned school-masters, with his cowhide, his heavy birch rod, aud h s j iugeuious methods of child torture, will be i gazed upou as a scorned memento of ua iguor uut, cruel, aud exploded doctrine. May pro | pilious gales speed that day 1 ! 44 Were you by Mr. Ntchol's garden fence last night ?" said Lugare. 44 \es, Sir," answered the boy : 41 I was." 4 * Weil, sir, I 'ut glad to fiud you so ready ! with your confession. Aud so you thought i you could do a little robbing, aud enjoy your | sell in a maimer you ought to be ashamed to ; own, without being punished, did you ?" | 44 1 have uot been robbing," replied the boy quickly. His face was suffused. whether with ; resentment or fright, it was difficult to tell. — j' 4 And I did n't do anything last night, that I am ashamed to own." No impudence !" exclaimed the teacher, passionately, as he grasped a long heavy rat j an : 44 give me uone of your sharp speeches or 1 'II tbarsh you till you beg like a dog. 1 ' Ibe youngster's lace paled a little : his l'p j quivered, but ho did not speak. 4 * And pray sir," coutiuued Lugare, as the ! outward signs of wrath disappeared Irom his | features ; 44 w hat were you about the garden ; lor ? Perhaps you only received the plunder, : and had au accomplice to do the more dau j gerous part of the job ?" I went that way because it is on my road 1 home. 1 was there aguia afterward to meet au acquaintance ; aud—and but I did not go into the garden, nor take anything away from it. I would not steal, —haidly to save i myself from starving." \ou had better have stuck to ILat last eveutug. \ou were seen, Tim Barker, to come horn under Mr. Nichol's gardeu feuce a little alter uiue o'clock,with a bag full of something or other, over your shoulders. The bag had every appearance of being tilled with lruit, i aud this morning the melon-beds are found ■ to buve beeu completely eleurcd. Now, sir, Abut was there in the bag Lite lite itself glowed the face of the de tected lad. He spoke not a word. All the school had their eyes directed at him. The pcrspiratiou tan down his white forehead like tain-drops. 41 Speak, sir I" exclaimed Lugare, with a loud stroke of his ratau on the desk. The boy looked as though he would faint But the unmerciful teacher, confident of hav ing brought to light a criminal, aua exulting iu the idea of severe chabtisemeut he should now be justified iu inflicting,kept working him self up to a still greater aud greater degree of passion, in the meantime,the child seemed hardly to kuow what to do with himself. His tongue cleaved to the roof of his mouth. Ei- I ther he was very much liighteued, or he was actually unwell. 44 Speak, I say 1" again thundered Lugare; aud his hand, grasping his ratau, lowered above bis bead iu a very significant mauuer. 44 I hardly can, sir, said the poor fellow faintly. His voice was husky aud tuick. 44 1 will tell you so^e—some other time. Please to let me go to my seat —I ain't well." 44 Oh yes, that's veiy likely aud Mr. Lugare bulged out his nose und cheeks with contempt. 44 Do you think to make me believe your lies ? 1 've louud you out, sir, plainly enough ; audi am satisfied that you* are as precious a little villaiu astbtre is in the State. But I will postpone settling with you for an hour yet. 1 shall tcau call you up again; and if youMpn't tell the whole truth then, I will give you something that 'll make you remem ber Mr. Nichol's melous for many a mouth to come :—go to your seat." Glad enough of the augracious permission, and answering not a sound, the child crept tremblingly to his bench. He felt very strangely, dizzily—more as if be was iu a dream tbau iu real life ; and laying his arms ou his desk, bowed dowu his tace between ihein. The pupils turned to their accustomed studies, for durtug tne reigu of Lugare iu the villuge school, they had beeu so used to sceues of violeuce and severe chastisemeut, that such things made but little interruption in the ten or of their way. Now, while the intervening boor is passing, we will clear up the mystery of the bag, aud ol young Barker being under the garden fence on the preceding night. The boy's mother was a widow, aud they both had to live in the narrowest limits. His father had died wbeu be_wi.s six year old, aud little Tim as left a sickly little, amaeiated boy whom no oue ex pected to live many months. To the surprise of all, however, the poor little child kept alive, aud seemed to recover his health, as be certainly did his size aud good looks. This was owing to the kind offices of an eminent physician who had a couutryseat in the neigh borhood, and who had been interested iu the widow's little family. Tim,the physician said, might possibly outgrow bis disease ; but ev erything was uncertain. It wus a mysterious aud baffling malady ; and it would uot be wonderful if he should iu some moment of ap parent health be suddenly takeu away. The poor widow was at first iu continual state of uueasiness ; but several years had now passed ana none of the impending evils had Val leu upon the boy's head. His mother seemed to feel confident that he would live, and be a help and houar to her old age; and t'ue two struggled on together, mutually happy in each other, aud euduriug much of poverty and discomfort without repining, each for the oth er's sake. Tint's pleasant disposition had made him maoy friends iu the village, and among the rest a young farmer named Jones, who with his elder brother, worked a large farm ia the j neighborhood on shures. June* very freqaent i ly mud Tim u present of a bag of potatoes or I coru, or some gulden vegetables, which he j took from his own stock ; but as bis partner ; was a'parsimonious, high tempered man, and i bud often said that Tim was au idle fellow, i und ought not to be helped because he did j uot work, Jones generally made his gifts iu | such a manner that no one knew anything ; about them, except himself and the grateful obj.cts of his kindness. It might be too, that the widow wus loith to have it understood by the neighbors that she received food from I any one ; for there is often uti excusable pride in people of her condition which makes them j shrink from being considered us objects of 44 charity" as they woulu from the severest j p -ins. On the night iu question, Tim iiua i been toid that Joues would send them a bag | of potatoes, aud the place at which they were to bo waiting for him was fixed at Mr. Xich ols's gardeu leuce. It was this bug that Tim hud been seen staggering under, and which caused the unlucky boy to be accused and convicted by his teacher as a thief. Tuat teacher was a little unfitted for his important and responsible office. Hasty to decide, and inflexibly, severe, he was the terror of the lit lie world he ruled so despotically, l'uu sh mont he si etaed to delight in. Kuowiug lit tle of those sweet fountains which in children's breasts ever open quickly at the call of gen tleness and kind words, he was feared by all for his sternness, und loved by none. 1 would that he were an instance in his profession. The hour of gruce had druwu to its close, and the time approached at which it was u>u al lor Lugare to give his school a joyfully re ceived dismission Now and then one of the scholars would direct a furtive glance at Tim, sometimes in pity, sometimes iu indifference or inquiry. They knew that he would have tn mercy shown him, and though most of them loved him, whipping was too common there to exact much sympathy. Every inquiring glance, however, remained unsatisfied, for at the end of the hour, Tim remained with bis face com pletely bidden, and his head bowed in his arms, precisely as he had leaned himself wheu he first went to his seat. Lugare looked ut the boy occasionally with a scowl which seem ed to bode vengeance for his sallenuess. At length the lust eiuirs had been heard and the last, lesson recited, and Lugare seated himself behind his de.-k on the plallorm, with Lis lou gest and stoutest ratau before him. 41 Now, Baiker," he said, 44 we'll settle that little business ol yours. Just step tip here." lim did uot move. The schoilroom was as still as the grave Not a sound to be beard, except occasionally a long drawn breath. " Mind me, sir, or it will be the worst for you. Step up here, uud take off' your jack et ?" The boy did uot sir any more than if he had beeu mude of wood. Lugare shook with passionn. lie sat still a minute, as if cousid eriug the best way to wreak his vengeance.— lhai minute, passed in death like silence, was a fearful oue to some of the children, for their faees whitened with fright. It seemed, us it slowly dropped away, like the minute which preeeeds the climax of an exquisitely perform ed tragedy, when some mighty mister of the historic -art is teudering the stage, and you aud the multitude around you are waiting, with slKtcbed nerves uud suspended breath, in ex pectation of the terrible catastrophy. Titn is asleep, sir," at length said one of the boys who eat near him. Lugare, at this intelligence, allowed his fea tures to relax from their expression of savage anger into a smile, but that smile looked more maliguant, it possible, than his former scowls It might be that he felt umnsed at the horror depicted ou the faces of those about him ; or it might be that he was glowing in pleasure ou the way in which he intended to wake the poor little slumberor. " Asleep ! are you, my young geutleman ?" i " let us see if we can't Gud something to tickle your eyes optu. There's nothing l.ke making the best ola bad case, boys. Tim, here, is de termined not to be worried in his mind about a little flogging, for the thought of it even cau't keep the little scoundrel awake." Lugare smiled again as he mude the last observation. He grasped bis rutan Grmly, aud desceuded from his seat. With light and stealthy steps he crossed the room, aud stood by the unlucky sleeper. The boy was still as unconscious of his impending punishment us ever. He might be dreaming some golden dreatn ol youth and pleasure ; perhaps he was far away in the world ot fancy, seeing scenes, aud feeling delights, which cold reality never can bestow. Lugare lifted bis ratau high over his head, aud with the true und expert aim which he had acquired by loDg practice, brought it down ou Tim's back with a force aud whacking sound which seemed sufficient to wake a frozeu man in his last lethargy Quick and fast, blow followed blow. With, out wailing to see the effect of the fir>>t cut VOL. —NO. 0~. • tlie brutal wretch plied his instrument of tor ! tu e lits>t ou one side of the boy's back, and ; then on the other, and only slopped at the end i of two or three nrnutes from very weariness, i Bet still Tim showed no sigus ol motion ; auo as Lugare, provoked at his torpidity, jerked away one of the child's arms, on which he had been leaning on the desk, his head dropped ou ! the board with a dull sound, uud his luce lay I turned up and exposed to view, i i When Lugare saw it, he stood like oue trans tixed by a basilisk. His couutenunce turned ■ ; to a leaden whiteness ; the ratau droped froju i j his gru-p ; aud his eyes stretched wide opens ' | glared as at some monstrous spectacle of borro t ; and death. The sweat started in great globuler i j seemiugiy froth every pore in his face ; his skin ' ny lips contracted, and wheu he at leuglh stretched forth his arm, and with the end of one uf his fingers touched the ' child's cheek, each limb quivered like the tongue ol a suake ; and his strength seemed as though it wouid momentarily fail -hiin.— The boy was dead, lie had probably beeu so j for some time, for his eyes were turued up, , and his body quite cold. The widow was j uow childless too. Death was iu the sehool toom, uud Lugare had been whippiug a CORPSE. W. W. I SCENE IN A COUNTRY SCHOOL. —First class iu Philosophy— step out. Johu Jones, bow many kingdoms iu nature ?" " Four." " Name them." " Eoglaud, Ireland, Scotland and Wales.'* " Pass to the next. Smith ?" " Four—the animal, vegetable aud miner al. " Good—go up head. Hobbs, what is meaut by the animal kingdom ? ' "Lions, tigers, elephants, rbiuoeeresses, hippopopottamuses, aligatoreses, moukeyesses, jackasses, hack drivers and schoolmasters." " Very well, but you'll take a lickeu for your last remark." " Giles, what is the miueral kingdom 1" " The hull of Calilorney." " Walk straight up head." "Johnson, what is the vegetable king dom " Garden sars, potatoes, carrots, ingyous and all kiud of greens which are good for cooking." " A#d what are pines, and hemlocks, and I elms—ain't tiiey vegetables'!" " No, sir ee—you can I cuvk 'em —them's ! saw logs and friunin 1 timber? " Boys, give me a piece of apple, aud you ! can have au hour's iutermissiou—except j Hobbs." | Class iu Mathematics.—Dawson, six timee I six— " Is thirty six." ; " Arc —plural." | " King, nine time- 1 nine ?" " Am eighty-one." "Am they ?" " Yes they be," —(referring to the book for proof of his assertion.) " Give me your slate—l'll teach you that ; the English Grammar is a very important part of Mathematics (writes.) Here do this sum iu Rule of three before yuu leave this school j house. Problem : If Tom Ilyer whipped Yankee Sullivan iu 1 seventeen rounds, who struck Billy Patterson? I had to leave. tooF* Every country towu has its fool, who is the author ol all the towu jokes, eilher ac tually or so attiibuted. The towu of Wiscus set, in Maine, in the early part of the preseut century, possessed such an one in the person of David Bonnet, a half idiot. David was a fre quenter of the kitchen of Geu. W -, a prominent citizen, lie oue day learned that a great geullemau from Boston,who was in town, would dine with the General,, and us the hour approached for Lis arrival, David loitered ab out the front gate-way to gel a sight of the j stranger. Now it happened that the latter was gifted with an immense nose; aud as bo descended from the carriage, iu company with iiis host David perceived this character istic of the gentleman's couuteuance and im mediately shouted, " What a nose ! Oil Lor d y what a nose what a nose!" Gen. W sharply rebuked the idiot, and bade him go away, as he had often diuod his guest. David being much ularmed at having giving offense, determined to apologize iu the only way he knew how. Accordingly ho watched for tiie departure of the gentleman, and when he .--aw hrm com; io the door, shout ed as loudly as before, ' No nose at all ! uo nose at ail!' An exchange says: " We are iudeed a lmppy, elegant, moral, transceudaut people. We have no masters they are alprinciples; no shopmen, they are all a>sistants; no shops, they aie ail establishments; no servant#, they are all helps; no jailors, they are all governors; uo body is dogged in prison, he merely receives the correction of tho house ; nobody is ever una ble to pay his debts, he his only unable to meet his engagements; nobody is angry, he is excited; nobody is .cross be only nervous ; aud lastly, nobody is drunk, the very most you cuu assert is, that ' be has taken his wine.'" " But if 1 place uiy inouey iu the sav ing bank," inquired one of the newly arrived, "when can I draw it out again?" " Oh," res ponded his Hibernian friend, "sure au' if you put it in to day you cau get it out ngaiu to morrow by giving a fortnight's uotiee." ( £5?" A person entering the House of Com mons when Parliament was sitting, exclaimed} " These are goodly gentlemen! I could work for them ail mv life for uothiug." " What trade are von,my good friend?' said one of the attendants: "A rope maker/' was the reply. figf A hospitable man is not ashamed of his dinuer, when you dine with him. finy- A sensible wife looks for her employ ment ut home—a billy one abroad.