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(IE DOLLAR AND FIFTY CENTS PER ANNUM INVARIABLY IN ADVANCE. TOWANDA: Thursday Morning, March 26, 1863. ©rijiital Ipoetqt. (For the Reporter.) THE OLD, OLD STORY. BY MBS. J. P. CULVER. It was such a splendid vi3ion That wide valley tresb and green, Like the tietds ot blest Etysiara, By the ancient poets seen ; A tranquil river wending Slowly under drooping trees, Like the shining skies of silver. In the web which fancy weaves. We had met thee, just when sunset, Crowned the west with burning gold We had watched the gorgious banners, Vanish brightly fold on fold, We bad lingered in the meadows Where June-red clover grew, Till tl'.e fragrant air was heavy With a weight of falling dew. And the dearest words were spoken, Later underneath the stars. When the moon light lay unbroken, On Ute fields in silver bars— It was all the old, old story, Told in colors warm and blight, There amid the splendid glory, 01 that royal summer night. And the old. sweet words " I love you," Drifted like a pleasant tune, In among the leaves ami blossoms Ol that royal night in June, And there alter half the music Ot a life-time came to me, Bringing sunshine where the shadows, And the darkness used to be. Oh. the fair hills softly lying. In the distance blue and dim, Oh, the titer laintly sighing. Like a low cathedral hymn— Mem'ry keepeth all the music All the fragrance and light, And the very earth is dearer, For that pleasant summer night. MARCH IF, IFG3. Ulisullaiuans. Letter from Virginia. CAMP Acquis CnuRCH, Va ,1 March 1,154£. ( MR. EDITOR :—A little space in the columns of your paper would be very acceptabla to me, anu a gocrd many of the soldiers in this Regi ment, from Bradford county. Go. D , (Capt. C. 11. AMES,) of our Regiment, is the otiVy Company of Cavalry, that was raised in the call of Gov. Curtiu, for three Cavalry Regi ments raised in the Keystone State last, snn mer. The fight at Oceoquau last December, was an unfortunate affair for Companies D ,C. 41. Tliey were left at Occoquan, when we marched from Washington to Stafford Court House, to stand picket and guard duty, until releived by some other detachment. The reb el, Stuart, however, found out their nest, and drove them back .over the Occoquan Creek. After the fight, the three companies, C , D. & I, three hundred strong,before the fight,-cowki muster only 160. The three companies have been with us of late, and their ranks look con siderably thinned to what they were when we started from Washington to the land of Dixie. There has been considerable snow and rain during the last month, being the worst kind of weather lor the soldiers. Sickness prevails to a great extent amongst as, and also frequeut "deaths. We haVe moved our "camp near Stafford Court Ilouse, to a more suitable and healthy place, cdled Aequia Church. Tue Church, ■only ten rods distant, is an old fashioned look ing stone building, built many years ago.judg log from its appearance. This rainy weather makes odr Camp one complete bed of mod—the horses, in some in stances, standing half way up to their kuees in rand. The roads are almost impassable, where there are no corduroy roads, making it impos sible for the wagons to haul our forage and provisions. We get our forage about a mile ar 'd a hall from here, at a place called Kane's Landing. The wagons have all they can do to haul our provisions, and the hay for the horses, so we have to get our graiu the best *ay we can, and that is by the boys turning ot ou their horses and go to the landing and take it on horse back. Our horses look pret tj hard now, for they have just returned, last tight, from pursuing the rebels. Night before last, the whole camp was housed by the call to " Boots and Saddles," call the boys know pretty well,for they have been awakened times enough to know,) as quick as possible, and iu fifteen or twenty minutes the boys came out in line, on their Worses, thinking to themselves, which place the rebels would be most likely to dash in upon bs- The regiment stood in line'for an hour 0r more, when an Orderly from Gen. Pleas *Dton came in and said that we should return l ° our quarters, keep the horses saddled until further orders. It was at this time 2 o'clock 10 the morning, aod raining very hard all the 'me. Morning dawned, but no signs of the ra 'n stopping, the men getting their day's ra tions for themselves, and making themselves 65 co mfortable as the weather aud circumstan ces would permit, bat the poor horses had to go through mud and raiu without anything to eat, because we did not have any fortheui.for we did uot anticipate any thing of the kind. Just as we were ready to start, up came Gen- with his Brigade of Cavalry, they having travelled 12 miles from 2 o'clock to 7, through mud and raiu. Every thing was rea dy by half past seven, and off they started, over 4000 strong in pursuit of the Rebel Stu art, who had crossed the Rappahannock at Kelley's Ford. It is believed Stuart was go ing to make a raid towards Stafford Court Ilouse, but he did not get far before he found out our Cavalry were after him, and thinking that this big rain might raise the river a little too much, thought it a good plan to make back tracks to the river, and acted accordingly. Part of our cavalry had gone to the Rap pahanuock to hinder his crossing, but he elud ed our grasp as he has doue many times be fore, by a vigorous march towards the river, having only crossed two hours before our Ca valry reached- the river. The diff rent Caval ry Regiments came together at the river,mak ing a grand sight, as the boys said, to see so many cavalrymen together. There were about 13,000 cavalry out that day. One of the Lieutenants got out of provis ions and stopped at a house to get a piece of far-famed " Virginia hoe-cake." The old lady of the house thought that we had a good ma ny cavalry—she asked the Lieutenant where they all came from, &c. She yelled the best her lungs would permit, for iier husband and daughter to come and see them. The old man and daughter acknowledged tlmy were a " a smart lot of men." The L't-u --teuant, who was chewing away at the hoe cake, told them that " this 'aint anything, for tiiis was only Sigel's Cavalry, and no more." The Lieutenant paid fur the hoe cake in our coin, for the old lady thought that Confeder- ate money was worth nothing, if all that cav alry was only Sigel's. The next day night the Regiment got into camp all wet and worn out •—their provisions having been short for three day's rations, and their horses not having any thing since they started from here, having travelled eighty miles in 36 hours. A great many of the horses dropped down and died on the road, leaving the riders ou the road to he picked up by the rebels. There is plenty of provisions for the men, and plenty cf forage for the horses, and we will feed and fat up again, by the time Mr. Stuart cafls this way again. There is no signs of our doing anything for some time to come, towards bringing on an engagement with the enemy, on account of bad and muddy roads. The boys from Shesbequin and vicinity want me to say that they are well at present, having stood the pursuit like heroes. They ser.d their respects and best wishes to their friends and relatives there. My friends in Bradford please accept the same from myself and AMES. V. F. CLARK. Q. M. C-, 17th Pa. Cavalry. Letter from Wm, Vincent. U.S. AKMY,G EN-ERA I. TlosrrrAr., ) 'Portsmouth drove, R. 1., Feb. 2u, lst.J.f MY DEAR FATHER :—I am really sorry ray dear Bon Be/e, to hear you express yourself a-; you do in relation to the troubles of our coun try. You say you have little hope of the tri umph of our cause. I regret that you are obliged to think so. I have a great deal cf hope yet—and if I had not I should think it belter for me to keep still, than to express my self disgusted, discouraged or disheartened with the aspect of a flairs at the present time You predict thst our country is to be broken up ai.d divided into difl'eient governments,and say you think the time is not far distant. Now for my life, " I cannot see it in that light."— We, as Americans, must never think of con senting to any such tiling. 1 can, for my part, see no way which we will be bettered by such an arrangement. Ga the contrary, it seems to me that the only way we can have peace aud happiness again, is with unity all over the land immediately to act—and act with a will —for it is certain that if we do not conquer the rebe!<, we will be conquered. We must sink or swim, live or die. 1 know just as well as any one that the strong party in the north now is this conservative peace party —I hope that you are not (and never will be) identified with this element. I think that it is time that the American people awoke to a sense of this straggle we are engaged in, and lay aside all party organizations and partisan fueds, and stand shoulder to shoulder, and bear the bur then together—and I think that notwithstand ing all they can say or do, there is a lateut lire burning beneath them, that will, ere long, burst to their view and consume these north ern traitors and their acts. A re-action will take place that will sound the kneli of rebel lion, and will shake the confederacy from the Atlantic to the Pacific. I think that such men as Yallandighatn, Seymour, Wood, and Reed of Pennsylvatra, are doing more harm to oar cause than a hundred thousand rebels can do. I could show you many things that the northern people are doing, which tends to " aid and abet" the rebellion in maDy ways.— PUBLISHED EVERY THURSDAY AT TOWANDA, BRADFORD COUNTY, PA„ BY E. 0. GOODRICH. Perhaps they do it insensibly, but Jeff Davis is aware of the effect it is having, and is gloat ing over our differences at home, hoping that they will continue Mntil we ure obliged to re cognize them. Our folks at heme keep writ ing to their sons, husbands and fathers in the army, and tolling them how sick of the war they are, and that they are willing for peace on almost any terms, telling them to get their discharge if and if not obliged to, never to go to their regimant again. Now, with what heart cr with what feelings can a man face the enemy, while these words are ringing in his ears. When is he given to un derstand that it is going to avail nothing to gain a victory, when he i s aware that the ones (he is fighting for) at home will not sustain him. I tell you it is these same letters from home that have produced this demoralization, which the " copperheads''all over the north, are and have been croaking over and which you lament. If there is anything that will make me speedily return to my regiment, it is your saying you wi-h me never to go. i tell you, my dear father, that this strife is one for life, and we must understand it as such—it is as much so in reality, at " times that tried men's souls" Was. We have tories at the north as well a3 our ancestors had, and you must soon learn it. There can be but two parties, i. e friends or foes, patriots or traitors, and ev ery man who is not a patriot is a traitor. It behooves you, father, and such men as"you, to take matters in hand,and see what yon can do If you are a patriot, you will support the President and our Government, and will con demn all acts at variance with the policy of the Administration. The great cry of the conser vatives is, that this is a "nigger crusade." Now I believe that the emancipation proclamation was right—right because it was policy—poli cy because it was striking the rebellion in a weak point. Not because it was going to free the negroes particularly—but because by free- ing the blacks, we were going to weaken the rebels, aud it would do it if some of our leading Generals were not so deep in treason as Davis & Co., although they deeieve the soldiers un der tliern. MeCiellan is one, and if there is anything iu his actions to m ike a true patriot dislike hitu, it is bting identified with the I'euoe Party of the Northern aud Extern States. I predict that the time will soon come, when northern traitors will fear to show their heads, that our people will see what we are fighting for, and that they will rise iu their might (if no other way, by conscription) aud do us they should have done one year and a half ago, go to woik with the determination to conquer .' Now, father, 1 do not want you to write to me never to return to my regiment again, be cause it is useless to talk so to uie. J feel it my duty to go, and have asked to go twice since I have been acting Hospital Steward, but the doctor will not allow me to go. I hope you do not write such letters to Roy, if vou do, you do barm, it tends to weigh down the spirits when they would willingly be buoy ant. When you write to Roy, please encour age him, you will never be sorry, and that is not all, you ought, father, to be willing to sacrifice your two sons for our glorious cause. lam well. Write soon to your son. WM. S. VINCENT, Co. F. sth P. R. Y.C. V. S. VINCENT, Tunkhanaock, Pa. Letter from Italy. GENOA, Italy, Pec. 4, 1802. DEAR SI-TER M : I uni hippy to in form yea that I received your letter at -Spezia, on the l>t of November, -it being the time we arrived there from a cruise from Naples. We sailed to Palermo, distance three hundred miles west. Before leaving there 1 wrote to E 1 will try to tell you something of the cruise, and the places we visited. From the port of Palermo which is a Siclian port we sailed to Smyrna, iu Asia Minor. Here you see men of many nations, Turks, Jews, Greeks, English. The Jews wear costumes similar to ours but the Greeks who urea hardy look ing race, are a very singular people. The ladies do not appear in public except with their faces veiled, aud wearing the Turkish costume. Here is where some of the scriptur al characters once figured, St. Paul for cue. There is a church three miles from the main city where St. Paul once preached. It is kept in a careful state of preservation and thousands of strangers visit it, but I saw noth ing there of any importance. Smyrna is a port of considerable trade. (Jottou and fruit are its chief exports, figs and grapes surpass any fruit I ever ate. There are also, many other kinds of fruit, such as Pomegrauts, &c. From Smyrna we sailed to Beyrout, the ltoly laud. From this harbor we can see Mt. Lebauon, but uone of the lofty cedars are visible, although we have a piece of cedar wood that came from some part' of the moun tain. The mountains in ail the country after leaving Gibralter. arc entirely naked of native trees. All you see are planted and are chiefly fruit trees. . Olive, apple, peach, or ange, lemon &e. The chief unimals are hor ses, oxen, a.-ses, camels and dogs, and an abundance of goats. The female goat is miked like our cows. Butter and cheese are produced front their milk. The cheese Ido not relish, uor the butter, still you know I am a great butter hand I can eat it, but it is un like our butter. It is sold free from salt,you can eat it this way and salt it at pleasure. Salt is abuuduut in this country but very dear. There is a heavy duty on the article. It is retailed at 4 and 5 cent per pouud. Beyrout is about 1,200 miles west from Palermo on our course Irorn Smyrna to Beyrout. We sailed through the Greeciau Arcbipelego, a sea dotted with islands, tuauy of which are in habited by the Greeks,fromßoyrout. We sail ed to the bey of Scaudaroo, the part of Al leppo iu Syra. Alleppo is an i.-laud 35 miles iu circumferauce, once of importance, but on the i.eeline. America sends missionaries among the heatheu iu Syria. The Arabs are a hard looking racejtbey look like our the " REGARDLESS OF DENUNCIATION FROM ANY QUARTER." poorer class ware but little dress. The cli mate is oppressive and very unhealthy for strangers. About one missionary is killed here every year, by the Turks. Their relig ion is Mahotnedan, they hate the christian.— Tbeu we sailed back to Beyront. Lay there all night, and in the morning got up anchor, steerd our course back to civilization. After sailing 12 days we dropped anchor in (he port of Messina, a city on iJe Siccly, 90 miles from Palermo. There are several other cities ou the isleud, Syracuse, Ac. When we were at Pcyront, we were only 90 miles from Jop pa, or the ancient Joppa. This it the nearest seaport to Jarusalem. I almost wish our ship had gone to that port. It is fifteen miles from Jarusalem. I would like to visit the Holy city, but it is dangerous to travel in this coun try aline. The Turks and Arabs would mur der a christian as quick as they would a dog. 1 ate pomegrants from Damascus, and the Jews brought us many little articles for sale : such as pipes, bceds, pearls,crosses and shawls, Ac., some of which were very nice, also very costly. We then sailed back to Spczia.this is not a very large city, but a line pore and a picturcsque'lookiug place. You can sue the lofty peaks of Appcnines i:i the distance.— The land near the sea is beautiful and undu lating. We are now raiored in the harbor of Genoa. I shall stay here until March or April, and shall expect to hear from you so.u. J. E. Valuable Hints. If a man faints place him il it ou his hick and let him alone. If any poison is swallowed, drink instantly half a glass of cold water, with a heaping tea spoonfui each of common salt and ground mustard stirred into it. This vomits as as it reaches the stomach ; but for fear some of tlie poison may still remain, swallow the while of one or two raw eggs, or drink a cup of coffee,these two being antidotes for a great er number of poisons than any dozen other r tides known, with the advantage of their being always at hand. If not, half-pint of siveet oil, or drippings, or molted butter, or lard, are substitutes, especially if they vomit quickly. The best thing to stop the bleeding of a moderate cut instantly is to cover it profusely with cobweb, or Hour and salt, half and half. B the blood comes from a wound by jets or spirits, be quick, or a man will be dead in low minutes, because an arter is severed : tie a handkerchief loosely around near the pari, between the wound and the heart ; put a stick between the handkerchief and the skin, twist it round until the bleed ceases to flow, and keep it there until the doctor come. If in a position where a handkerchief cannot be used, press the thumb on a spot near the wound between the wound and the heart ; increase the pressue- until the bleeding ceases, but do not lessen that pressure for an instant, until a physician arrives, so as to glue up the wound by tiie coagulation or hardening of the cooling blood. If your cloths take fire, slide the hands dowu the dress, keeping them as close to the body as possible, at the same time sinking to the floor by bending the kuees, this has a smothering effect on the flames. It not ex tinguished, or a great headway is gone, lie down on the floor, roll over and over: or, bet ter, envelope yourself in a carpet, rug, bed cloth, or any garment you can get hold of al ways preferring woolen. If a man asks you to go his security, say " No," and run ; otherwise you may be en slaved for life, or your wife and children may spend a weary existence iu want, sickness, aud boggarv. If you find yourself in possession of a eonti terfeit uote or coin, throw it in the fire ou the instant, otherwise you may be tempted to pass it, and may pass It, to feel mean there fur as long as you live ; then it may pass in some man's hand as mean -as yourself, with a new perpetration of iniquity, the loss to fall, eventually, ou some pour struggling widow, whose " all" it may be. Never laugh at the uissliaps of any fellow mortal. The very instant yon find yourself in a pas sion, shut your month. This is oue of the pre cepts derived from inspiration. The man who always exacts the last cent, is mean : there is no "evacuant" in all the " Materia Medina," efficient enough to purge him of his debasement ; he is beyond drug gory. Never effect to be " blunt these are syn onyuis of brutality and boorishuess. Such per sous are inflicting a wound which neither time nor medicine can ever heal. Never be witty at another's expense. True generosity never dwells in such a heart. It only wants the opportunity to become the cheat or a rogue. GOLD SPECULATION. — The following is the amendment to the Tax bill, imposing tax upon transactions in gold andsiher passed by Con gress : " All contracts for the purchase or sale of gold and silver, Coin or bullion, secured by pledge or deposit, or other disposition of gold or silver eoiu of the United States, if to be per formed after a period exceedidg three days, shall be in writing or printed, and signed by the parties, or their agents or attorney, and shall have one or more adhesive stamps as, provided an act to which this amendement,equal in amount to one half of one per centum and interest at the rate of 6 per cent, per annum on the amount so loaned, pledged or deposeted; and if any such loan, pledge or deposit, made for a period not exceeding three days, shall be renewed or in any way extended, for any time whatever, said loan, pledge or deposit shall be subject to the duty imposed on loans exceeding three days; and no loan ofcurreuey or mouey on security of gold or silver coiu of the Uuited States as aforesaid, shall he made exceeding in amount the par value of the coin pledged or deposited as security; and any loau so made or attempted to be made, shall be utterly void.' Aii Old Farmer's Speech. Mr Funk, a member of the Illinois Senate, recently made the following speech in that body : MR SPEAKER—I can sit in my scat no long er and see such boys' play going on. These men are trifling with the best interest of the country They should have asses' ears to set off their heads, for they are secessionists and traitors at heart. I say that there are traitors and secession ists at heart in this Senate. Their actions prove it Their speeches prove it. Their gibes and laughter and cheers here nightly, when their speakers get up in this baU'aud de nounce the war and the administration, prove it. I can sit here no lougcr and not tell these traitors what I think of them. And while so telling them, I am responsible for what I say. I stand upon my own bottom. lam ready to meet any man on this floor, in any manner, from a pin's point to the mouth of a cannon, upon this charge against these traitors. [Tre mendous applause from the galleries ] lam an old man of sixty live. 1 came to Illinois a poor boy. I made a little something for my self and family. I pay $3090 a year in taxes. 1 nm willing to pay $6,000, aye $12,000, [great cheering, the old man bringing down his fist upon his desk with a blow that would knock down a bullock, aud causing the ink stand to bounce a half dozen inches in the air.] aye,l am willing to pay my whole fortune, and then give my life to save my country from these tiaitors that are seeking to destroy it. [Tremendous cheering and applause, which the Speaker could uot subdue.] Air. Speaker, you must please excuse me.— I could not sit longer in my seat, arid calmly liston to tlm-e traitors. My heart, that feels for my country, would not let me.—Aly heart, thai cries out for the lives of our brave volunteers iu the field, that these traitors at ho ;:e are destroying by thousands, would not let me. Yes, these vidians and traitors and s< e- ssioni-ts in this Senate, [striking his clench ed lists ou the desk with a blow that made the house ring again] are killing my neigh bors' boys, now lighmg in the field. I dare to tell this to these traitors, to their faces, and then I ain responsible for what I say to one and ail of them. [Cheers.] Let them come on, right here. lam sixty-five years old, and I have made up my mind to risk my life right here, oa this floor, for my country. [Mr. Funk stoon near the lobby railing, his desk being one of the row immediately in front of it. A crowd, as he proceeded, collected around him, evidently with tfic intention o! protecting hiqa froiu violence, if necessary.— The last announcement was received with cheering, and I saw many an eye flash, and many a countenance grow radient with the light of defiance.] These men sneered at Col. Alack, a day or two ago. He is a little map, but I am a large man. I am, ready te meet any of them, i am large enough for them, and I hold myself ready for the in now, and at any time. [Cheers from the galleries.] Mr. Speaker, these traitors on this floor should be provided with hempen coiiars.— They deserve then). They deserve hanging, [ say. [Raising his voice aud violently strik ing the desk.] The country would be better off to swing them up. Igo for hanging them, and J. dare tell them so, right here to their traitorous faces Traitors should be hung.— It would be the salvation of the country to hang them. For that reason I would re joice at it. [Tremendous cheering.] Mr. Speaker, I beg pardon of the gentle men in the Senate who are not traitors, but true loyal men, for what I have said. I only intend it and mean it for secessiouists at heart. They arc here in this Senate. I see them joke, and smirk and grin at a true Union man. liut 1 defy them. I stand here ready for them and dare them to come on. [Great cheering ] Wb >t mau with the heart ot a patriot coulu stand this treasou any iouger ? I have stood it long enough. 1 will stand it no more.— [Cheers.] I denounce these men and their aiders and abettors as rank traitors, secession ists. Hell itself could not spew out a more traitorous crew than some of the men who dis grace this Legisla ure, this State aud this country. For myself, I protest against and denounce their treasonable acts. 1 have vot ted against their measures. I will do so to the end. I will denounce them as long as Goo gives me breath. And I am ready to meet the traitors themselves, here or any where,and light them to death. [Prolonged cheers aud shouts J I said T paid three thousand dollars a year taxes. Ido not say it to brag of it. It is my duty, Mr. Speaker, my privilege to do it. But some traitors here,who are working night and day to get their miserable littie bills and claims through the Legislature, to take money of the pockets of the people, are talking about high taxes They are hypocrites as well as traitors k I heard some of them talking about high taxes in this who do not pay five dollars to support the Government. I denounce them as hypocrites as well as traitors. [Cheers.] The reason that they pretend to be afraid of high taxes is that they do not want to vote money for the relief of soldiers They want also to embarrass the Government and stop the war. They want to aid the secessionists to conquer our boys in the field. They care about taxes if They are picayune men, any how. TLcy pay no taxes at all, and never did, and uever hope to, unless they cuu man age to pluuder the Government. [Cheers ] This is an excuse of traitors. (Here the Speaker called for order in the galleries.) Mr. Speaker, excuse me. I feel for my country in this her hour of danger : I fell for her from the tips of my toes to the ends of my hair. This is the reason I speak as Ldo. I cannot help it. I am bound to (ell these men to their teeth what they are, and what the people.tho true loyal people tlmik'bf them. [Tremendous cheering. The SpeakcF rapped upon the desk in unisou with the applauses, apparently to stop it, but really to add to its VOL. XXIII. —NO. 43. Vol l 1 a for I could see by bis Hushed cheek , ins eye that his heart was with the brave an* w J , , , i M . oval old gentleman.J air. ape. j 1)avo gajd tny say . jam no Speaker. . g is lbe on | y B})eccb j b(iVO made. And 1 iiQt knQW tbat jt deserves to be called a sp Sb j CO|lI(] not git BliU any longer, and see vese s , oulld rels and trait ors woik out their se lb scbemes t 0 destroy the Luton. Iney have S cutiraeuts. Let them one and all make thC. QOSt of tbefU lhey can. lam ready to back o,. nII j sa y ; aQl j r repeat it, to meet these traitoi j u aiiy , nau . ner they may choose, from a piu's no j Dt t0 t he mouth of a cannou. [Tumultuous applause, during which the old gentleman set u, wn a f. ter giving the desk a parting w, ac k whjch sounded loud above the din of and clapping of hands ] I never witnessed, says a correspondent, so much exeitment, in my life In an assembly.— Mr. Funk spoke with a force of natural elo quence, with a conviction that wrought ap the galleries, aud even members on the floor, to the highest pitch of excitement. His voico was'heard in the stores that surrouud tho square, aud the people came flocking ia from nil quarters. In five minutes he bad an aud ience that packed the hall to its utmost capac ity. After he had concluded, the Republican members and spectators rushed up and took him by the hand him. The Dem ocrats said nothing, but evidently fell the cas tigation they were receiving most keenly, as might be 9een frora their blanched checks and restless and uneasy glances. A N' TLM.VOIS FARM. —The largest farm in Ill inois is that of Isaac Funk, whose speech to t he Illinois Legislture.wo publish to day resides near Bloomingtou, McLean county. The to la! number of acres occupied and owned by him is 31),000 —one farm of 27,000 acres said to be worth S3O per acre, and three pasture fields containing, respectively, 8000, GGOOOand 1000 acres. His great crop is coru, ail of which he consumes at Lome, unci is thus able to market about $70,000 worth of cattle per year at New York. His stock on baud of horses, tnnles, hogs aud fat cattle is said to be worth $1,000,000. A TRUE DEMOCRAT. —The secession sympa thizers in New Hampshire do not succeed in carrying ail the democrats in support of their schemes. Thus, a few daya ago while Colo nel George, candidate for Congress, was speaking at Hopkiulon, in that state, a dem ocrat who had always clung to the party arose and said : " Colonel George, do you support the government iu putting down the rebellion V' The Colonel replied : "It con not he put dowu by fighting." " Then," said me democrat, " I separate from you aud the party that supports you. Igo for my country at all hazards, and for putting down the rebellion by the sword. I am no demo crat, it oppositiou to my country is democ racy." At a meeting in Washington, General Prentiss presented himself as the greatest cu riosity cf the army—a General who never drank a glass of liquor in his life. lie stated " that rum and drunken officers, nad dona more to defeat and demoralize our armies,than all rebeldom could ever do—that, if the ap pointing power had made temperance iu Offi cers an indispensable qualification, the war would have been closed before this time." GHPEN* M ANCRE. —Millet or oats will make a good crop to turn under before sowing fall wheat. At the present price of oats, millet seen will be much the cheapest. If the soil is infested by weeds, buckwheat may be used. Sow early and plow iu as soon as it is in flow er, and then sow for another crop to be plowed under first, before sowing the wheat. Universal love is like a mitten, which fits all hands alike but not closely ; true affec tion is like a glove which fits one hand ouly, but sets close!v to that one. aSf Time is an old novelist who takes pleci ure in printing his tales oi> our countenances. He writes the first chapter with aswau'sdowm, and graves the last with a steel pcu. A SMART SCHOLAR. —" Toby, what did the Isrilites do when they crossed the Red Seat —" 1 don't knew, ma'am, but I guess dried themselves." What description of fowl did Lord El gin's carriage resemble wheu he eutered Pe kin?—A coach in China. A MICHAELMAS GOOSE.—A person invited an acquaintance to dinner on the twenty ninth of September, saying lie always had a goose at diuucr on Michaelmas uay. are ladies the biggest thieves in existeuce ? Aus—Because they steel the petticoats,b one the stays, and crib the dad ies. Yes, and hook the eyes, too Why is the pupil of the eye like a bad boy at school ? Because it is always uuder tha lash "Do you see any thing ridiculous in this wig ? said a brother judge to Curran —"Nothing but the head," he replied B*SS„A country pape, in puffing a soap, say it is the " best over used for cleaning a dirty man's face. We have tried, it and there fore we know." —Governer Andrew has appointed Thurs day, April 2d,as the auuuai fast-day in Mass achusetts. stems of Canada thistle are suggest ed as a valuable substitute for rags in the manufacture of paper. Cloth of fiue texture has been successfully mauulactured from this fibre