USE DOLLAR PER ANNUM INVARIABLY IN ADVANCE. TOWANDA : Thursday Morning, March 6, 1862^ " gtlttltb fjotfrg. " ALL QUIET ALONG THE POTOMAC." BY CAROLINE A. MASON. All quiet 1 Through the dusky treui, I tee the white tents gleam, And, filled with .uournful auguriet. I walk as in a dream. I listen for the drum's loud boat, The trumpet's stirring cry, The tramping of a thousand feet; The lone wind* make repo • AM quiet J O'er the bosky del!. The moon hangs full and low, When lazy-footed sentinels Pace silent to and fro. So still, so quict-who might guess An armed host slumbered there? O GOD ! is this the quietness Of death, or of despair? All quiet •' Yet a shameless foe Stalks wakeful through the land, With scowls of vengeance on his brow, And red bolts in his hand. Where is the we'eome yc should deal, obrave men, strong and true? Give answer from your dashing steel 1 Let great deeds speak of you! Gird your good swords upon your thighs, Like men of old renown, And iu GOD'S mighty strength arise And tread His aliens down. Go in! Behold the open door ; And as ye go, proclaim Tj ail His sad aud suffering Toor. Deliverance in His name. Then shall your righteousness like seas, Your peace like rivers flow, And GOD, who giveth us increase, At length shall make us know They only walk in His sweet light, As nations or as men, Who give to others in His sight What they would ask again. Ulisrcllaitt BUS. For the Bradford Reporter. Science of Teaching—No. 3. Of the nature of mind in the abstract, sci ence affords no positive or satisfactory inform ation. it is only in its effects or riiauifesta lioih in its couuections with the body, that we may sludy its nature. These are subjects of oar observation, preseuted to our inner senses, u cognizance of which we term consciousness. Vi e may study the relations of these raanitesia lioti.R to outward objects, aud to each othir, construct theories concerning them, and test ilieir correctness by observation, but. can de .rrmine nothing thereby concerning the action )f the immortal part of man in a changed or [gaiiizatiou, or iu another state of existence. It seeuns now to be almost universally ad mitted that the brain is the organ of the inii.d, or that part of the body with which it is spe cially connected. It is also an undeniable fact, that mental exercise exhausts the vital force— that severe mental exercise or powerful emo tion, produces a sensible aud poweiful effect upon the body,—suco as profuse inspiration, I sudden exhaustion or depression, and sometimes death. Of the mode or precise nature of the con nection, or operation of spirit or mind upon matter, we know nothing, but the fact we can not deny, nor that the connection or action is through, or upon some portion of our physical system. Our ideas of spirit or mind, do not Allow tG to believe it can tire in any such sense u the body tires. We may desire to pursue tue study of an intricate subject, but to use a .iinuioii expression, the mind becomes fatigued, ud can not proceed. " The sprit indeed s siding, out the flesh is weak." It is the *r?an that lires. Most educators agree in the fact that pupils togress nearly as rapidly and successfully with or three studies as with one. We pursue particular branch of study until a sense of 'eariuess, dissatisfaction, or confusion is expe •'itoced, we turn to another and pursue it with ve freshness and vigor until a similar tJtct is produced. Facts of like import al- without number might be presented. We 36 account for them only upon the sappositio 1 -itdifferent faculties of the mind are more or exercised in different branches of study.— ; such be the fact, and it is not the mind iu •6e abstract, hut the organ that tires, then it ®6st be admitted that different pf.rts of the r !'kn are more or less exercised in different hunche* of study, or we mast maintain that * -a action \s not in accordance with the general ' aß> °' human system. It is true the mind £ rxereised iu all these cases, so we say the J is exercised in performing aDy act, when 1 i part of it is specially active. If a form of b-mn of auy part of the body exercising par- ' ir muscles be continued, they soon become *wt p and a change in the form of exercise for the time as a relief. This is ef- Jby bringing other muscles nto more -'-•e play. The general law of habit, and ,t4se °f strength by well regulated exercise, • L! es to the mind as well as to tho physical "Hem. elementary faculties of the mind act V,"'.;" con ibiuation. Touch the body sudden- T *' a *be point of a pin, and almost instant " rv esaiid muscles spriDg into action. The true of the faculties of the mind. Ex ;J ,G 'ag the arm, and raising with it a small • -"b calls into exercise not only the mas £' t!) e arm, but others of the body, in pre ;rtlog the equilibrium. A like prmciple pre- IU the associated action of the mental ' s common to speak theoretically W" U aS act ' D £ separately, but practical • ? can determine as a general role only the • ? J or more important faculties exercised " J J act. It is also a V ery conienient and ; , Bi ? a P ra ctico to attribute aDy act of the 0 j ODe or more l^e ' ea£ l' E B faculties ••- sed ID 6uch act, though such practice is THE BRADFORD REPORTER liable to lead into error. Thus conscience, memory, judgment, &c., are treated as if they were elementary faculties of the mind, when they are only results of combined action of the faculties. We here notice briefly another general fact or principle applicable to man's internal expe rience. This is the apparent opposition, con test, or warring iu our members. Perhaps there is no other fact which offers so serious an obstacle to the progress of mental science as this. When it was announced that man was constituted with such faculties as it is now claimed he is possessed, divines exclaimed that the idea was impious—was preposterous. That is was charging God with having creat ed man with faculties which he could not ex ercise without directly violating his commands, and the subject was spurned without investi gation. If half the efforts were put forth to harmonize apparent contradictions, that are used to disprove the doctrines of others, there would be far less contention and strife in the world. Truth does not conflict with truth.— Pet theories should not stand in the way cf real facts, for no theory is correct that does not harmonize with them. This principle of apparent opposition, action and reaction, or neutralization of forces, is of very extensive application. The muscles of the body are iu a state of tension, which operates painfully in case of a fracture of a bone, or dislocation of a joint, or were the relative force of tension disturbed, or thrown from equilibrium, distortion, frightful and unseemly would result. Useful medicines are compounded of substances, which if taken separately would be followed by disastrous results. The elements of which the atmos phere is (jomposed, if in excess, or alone, would prove destructive to animal life. The elements of human character are all good, were so pro nounced at the creation. They uct singly only as motions or promptings, never as acts of the individual. It is ooiy when they are in im proper proportion in any act, that it is wrong. Herein was man exercised. How could he be tempted to partake of that for which he had no inclination, or desire. And how could he desire a thing for which he had no faculty for desiring. He knew nothing as evil but diso bedience, this he had not known until be dis obeyed. Sin produces a blinding effect—things appeared changed. Love to God, to truth and right, were leading elements—these now fall in the rear, and the elements of self-love assume the leadership. These lead into the low lauds of vice aud misery. Here things are viewed from the stand point of the senses.— Revelation comes down to this stand point, and directs inan upward to the hill tops of truth, obedience, aud love to God. Science points in the same direction. When science and revelation cease their apparent opposition, and join hands to li't man from his low posi tion, then, ar.d not till then, will the prophecy, " The liun and the lamb shall lie down togeth er and a little child shall lead them," be ful filled, and the millennium dawn upon a sin cursed world. 0. J. C. Orwell, Pa. Letter from Washington. WASHINGTON, D. C., Feb. 16, H62. MR E O. GOODRICH — Dear Sir : —Amongst ; the topics of much small talk at present, and for some time past, has beeu that of the grand party given by Mrs. Lincoln at the White House, ller expensive dress, costing several hundred dollars, with real lace flounces, and the expense of the grand entertainment, has made many a person say, we have heavy taxes to pay—not that any loyal person shrinks from an increase taxes to maintain the Government, or would not wish our President to maintaiu the dignity of the office—but we do dislike putting on airs. We verily thought when a 1 farmer was elected President, that the man | who knew bow "to split rails" would remem ber the rail splitters, and be the laboring man's friend. Until the 4th of March, it is uot a yeur since his inauguration, not one little year, aud the public levees are becoiuiug quite a bore ; it is humiliating to shake bands with the common people ; tickets of invitation must be issued, then of course none but tbe "/on" can gain admittance to the green room, and her Majesty, the Piesidentess, will not have her Angers smashed by the hearty shake of the country friends from Maine to California. — When Peter the Great would introduce the customs of civilization into Russia, he was obliged to force the people to receive what was for their and their barbarous country's good. Peter appeared to be utterly different from the populur idea of a czar. He wanted the mysterious solemnity, the Asiatic pomp, the crushing ostentation ; be was too familiar, too diligent, too democratic in his habits and opin ions Other czars appeared but seldom in public, aud only then on occasions of great moment, and surrounded by guards aud east ern parade, which kept them at a profouud distauce from tbe enslaved and awe-struck people. Peter, on the contrary dispensed with the idle display of sovereignty ; he was seen every day in the square of Kremlin exescising bis troops, or to be met in tbe plainest dress in the street OQ his way to visit some of the private citizens, or in tbe work-shop of the Artisan. He treated tbe nobility with no greater respect than if they belonged to the middle ranks, heaping royal distinctions upon merit alone. He organized a standing army ; be built a navy ; be sent young men into Euro pean countries to be educated. He also trav eled abroad himself in search of knowledge.— The people aloDe occupied his attentiou; it was for them he labored—eveD while he knew they would be the last to acknowledge the utility of his labors. The nobility opposed him be cause it made rank dependent upon intellectual power, and deprived mere birth aud wealth of all extensive advantages which had been hith erto attached to them. The clergy, like tbe Roman Catholic clergy, at all times opposed him in all attempts to enlighten tbe people— knowing that their ascendency depended upon tbe enslavement of the moltitude ; they were the expounders of a religion of ceremonials, PUBLISHED EVERY THURSDAY AT TOWANDA, BRADFORD COUNTY, PA., BY E. 0. GOODRICH. and it was to their interest to keep down a spirit of inquiry. But thank heaven we are not barbariaus, who seek to have a ruler sur rounded by splendor and mystery, although our history for a few years past seems to say our rulers have been absolute monarchs. Trea son has s'alked abroad in open daylight and been unreproved ; king alcohol has elected Presidents and those who could tell the smooth est story, get appointments. My people do not consider. My people per ish for want of knowledge. The power is within the hands of the people, the ballot box if properly used would soon correct those errors ; it is full time the axe was laid at the root of the tree, and the people, not the politi cians elect the President. According to the present system of delegation, the people vote for the person who is nominated at the con vention ; but it was not so at first; when the people permitted the present system to be adopted it was the yielding up the palm of power. We carefully preserve every relict of Washington ; his old rags arc immortalized — but his teachings that we should have treas ured as precious diamonds, we have disregard ed. What is this ? It may be well and even necessary, to keep alive some degree of party spirit—but beware, lest the fire that is only to keep us warm, does not burst its hounds and destroy our dwellings. Alas 1 the fire of party spirit is destroying our dwellings ; it is time to consider. M. L. E. A DOWN* EAST JURYMAN'.— " Ethan Spike'' contributes the Portland Transcript a sketch of his experience as a juryman. The first cas es he was called to try were capital ones—the criminals being a German and a " nigger" re spectively. " llev you formed any opinion for or agin the prisoners V' said the judge. " Not particular agin the Jarmin," says I, " but I hate niggers as a general principle, and shall go for hanging this here old white-wool cd cus, whether he killed Mr. Cooper or not," sez I. " Do you know the natur of an oath ?" the clark axed me. " I otter," sez I, " I've used enough of 'em. I begun to swear when I was only about—" " That'll do," sez the dark. " You can go hum," sez he, " you wou't be wanted in this ere case," sez the dark, sez he. " What !" sez I, " ain't I to try this nigger at all ?" " No," says the dark. " But I'm a jewrymari," sez I, " and yon cau't haag that nigger onless I've sot on him,' sez I. " Pass 011," sez the dark, speaking rather cross. " Bat," sez I, " yon, mister, you don't mean as you say ; I'm a regi.lar you know. Drawcd aout of the box by the selic man," sez I. " I've allers had a haukeriu' to hang a nigger, and naow, when a merciful dis pensatory seems to have provided one for me, you say I shan't sit on him ! Ar this your "free institutions I Is this the nineteenth cen tury ? And is this our boasted"—Here some body hollered, " Silence iu Court." " The Court be—!" 1 didn't finish the re mark 'fore a couple of constables had bolt of me, and in the twinkling of a bed post I was hustled down stairs iuto the street Naow, Mr. Editur, let me ask, what are we comiu' to, when jewrymen—legal, lawful jew rymeu, kin be tossed about in this way ? Talk about Cancers, Mormons, Spiritualism, free love and panicks—whare are they in compar ason ? Here's a principle upsot As au indi vidual, perhaps, I'm of uo great account— t'aint fur me to say ; but when as an enlight ened jewryman 1 was tuk and carried down stairs by profane hands, jest for assertiu' my right to set on a nigger—wey it seems to me the pillows of society were shook ; that in my sacred person the hull stuta itself was, figger atively speakin' kicked daown stairs ! If that's law in the land I'll have this case brought un der a writ of habeas corpus or icksey Dicksit. COI.D. —For every mile that we leave the surface of the earth, the temperature falls five degrees. At forty-five miles distance from the globe, we get beyond the atmosphere, and en ter, strictly speaking, into the region of space, whose temperature is 225 degrees below zero, and here cold reigns in all its power. Some idea of this intense cold may be formed by stating that the greatest cold observed from the Artie Circle, is from forty to sixty degrees below zero, and here many surprising effects are produced. Iu the chemical laboratory the greatest cold that we can produce is about 150 degrees below zero. At this temperature, car bonic gas becomes a solid substance like snow. If touched, it produces just the same effect on the skin as a red hot cinder, it blisters the fin gers like a bum. Quicksilver or murcury freez es at 40 degrees below zero ; that is 71 de grees below temperature at which water freez es. The Bolid mercury may then be treated as other metals, hammered into sheets, or made into spoons ; such spoons would, however, melt in water as warm as ice. It is pretty certain that every liquid and gas that we are acquaint ed with would become solid if exposed to the region of space, The gas we light our streets with would appear like wax ; oil would be in reality " as hard as a rockpure spirit, which we have never yet solidified, would appear like transparent crystal ; hydrogen gas would be solid, and resemble a metal ; we should be able to turn batter in a lathe like a piece of ivory, and the fragrent odors of flowers would have to be made hot before they would yield perfume. These are a few of the astonishing effects of cold. Jpems, my lad, keep away fron# the gals. Yeu you see one coming dodge. Jest such a critter as that youug'un cleanin' the doorstep t'other side of the street, fooled jer poor dad, Jimmy. If it hadn't been for her yon and yer dad might ha' beeu in Calilorny hnntin' dimes, my son." • 10-You can't rail sin and misery out of the world ; bat it is easy enough to rail eattle out of a field. " REGARDLESS OF DENUNCIATION FROM ANT QUARTER." The Dying Soldier. A chaplain furnishes the following affectiDg account of the last hours of a dyiog soldier.— No one can read it without emotion : The wards were full of wounded soldiers.— O ! that I could bring to your mind, reader, the full sadness of such asceDe ! It would do you no harm, though thrill efter thrill of hor ror might shake your frame. It i 3 not alone the gasping wounds, the heavy groans that would enlist your sympathy, but the sense of desolateness the poor sick men must feel, as they thiuk of their homes, and the dear ones they are never more to behold in life. There they lie, ranged side by side, some of them indifferent to all that is taking place around them, others with eyes brightly rest less and watchful, now gloomed with appre hension, now lightened with hope. Here is one, athletic, handsome, youthful, whose arras lies shattered at his side, the good right arm that has so often been wielded in .useful deeds. It will never serve him more, for amputation has become the necessity, and death may fol low. Here is another whose face is bandaged down to the pale outline of his lips, and whose doom is inevitable bliudness, if bis life is spared. Here lies another whose quivering mouth aad muscles tell the agony he has the fortitude to conceal, but which the surgeons say will prove too much for him. What wonder that the nurses move about him with blanched cheeks and moistened eyes ? It is their first experi ence, and some of them tremble as each bo jy is brought in for fear recognizing a son or a brother. Quietly from bed to bed moves the chaplain, sickeoed to the heart, but strengthened for his duty by the Hand that never fails. To some he gives a few words of sympathy reserviug their cases for another day, for they are only slightly wounded ; to othters he speaks gently of their situation, striving to tell them with words from which all hope has departed of their swift-comiug end. To all he speaks of Jesus ; bids them in the hour of their extrem ity to look up to GOD, who is willing to accept them if tbey will put their tust in him. Poor fellows, rude and rough though they may have seemed, the quivering lips, shaking like that of a child sorrow, the deep-heaved sob, that lifts the great chest with almost con vulsive throes, tell that there is a fountain in the heart, that the swift swords of sympathy may stir. The chaplain came at last to a cot set some what by itself outside the wards. Here, re clining at full length, was a young man whose face bore but slight traces of suffering. It was flushed with a hue like that of health ; his eyes were undimmed, and only the position of his hands, which were thrown over his head locked iu almost spasmodic tightuess, told that he was iu pain. He was unusually noble in countenance. His brow was broad and fair, and the thick locks that clustered back f;:om his temples curled like the riglets of a boy.— He knew not why, but the chaplain experi enced an unusual aud sudden sympathy for this young man, struck down iu his beauty ; still he felt there was no immediate daDger in his caie. " How is he wounded ?" be asked of the surgeoD, an the two approached the bed soft ly- " In the right side, below the ribs," was the reply. " Is he in danger ?" " O 1 no ; that is, not at present. The case may take a bad turn, it is true ; but it looks very well uow, Charles," he added, ad dressing the sick man familiarly, " the chap lain is going the rounds ; would you like to see him V " O I certainly," exclaimed the young man, smiling. "I am very glad to see him nud he held out his hand. His voice was strong and ringing, as with the highest health, aud his clasp was vigorous. "I am sorry to tiud you wounded, my friend," said the chaplain. " Only the casualty of war : we must some of us expect it, you know." " Do you suffer much ?" "At times, sir, very severely ; I feel so well, only the distress here," and he pressed his hand on his side. " You will be up soon, I hope." " I trust so sir ; the doctors say it is a bad wound, but will yield with care. I only wish 1 had my mother here. She has heard of it and doubtless started before this time. It will seem so comfortable to see her ; you don't know how I long for her." Ah 1 caother, you are first thought of when the hardy soldier feels the pang of pain. It is your name he calls, your form he 6ees through the mists of deliriums, your voice he hears in every gentle word that is spoken. He knows whose touch will be the tenderest ; through the symp-athy of sufferins", he knows who has borne the moss for him ; and on the tented field, the holy Dame of mother receives a fresh baptism of love and beauty. " I can imagine how you feel," said the chaplain, " and I have no doubt that you will see her soon. Meanwhile, you kuow there is a Friend who will be more to you than mother or father, sister or brother." " I realize that, sir," said the young man— "lam a professor of religion, and have been for years. Wheu I was shot, aye, and before, I commended my soul to him for life or death; bat I confess I have much to live for. lam Dot yet brought where I am willing to die." " It may be for the reason that you are not yet called to die," replied the chaplain ; " but iu life you knowjit is the one important thing to be prepared for death." After a short prayer the minister and 6ick man parted. " He seems very strong and sanguine," he said, as he met the surgeon again, " and likely to recover." "No doubt of it,sir, DO doubt," was the has ty reply of the surgeon as he passed on! The hour of midnight had struck from the great clock in the ball. Slowly aud solmnly it knelled the departing moments, and its echo oiled tbroogb tbe balls, vibrating on many an ear tbat would never hear tbe sound of tbe striking hou s ajraio. The chaplain still sat up in his own rcom writing letters for three or four of his wounded soldiers, and a strange stillness fell around him as he closed the last sheet and sat back with folded hands to think. He could not "tell why, but do what and go where be would, the face of the young volun teer with whom he had spokeu last haunted him. He arose to move to the window where the breeze was cooler, when a knock was heard at the door, aud a rapid voice called, "Chaplain!" He hurried to lift the latch. The surgeon stood there, looked like a shadow in the dim moonlight that crept into the passage. " Chaplain, sorry to disturb you, and more sorry to give you an unpleasant duty to per form." " Why, what is it ?" was the quick re joinder. " That fine youDg fellow whom ycu talked with is going." " What ? yon do not mean —" " Won't live an hour, or two at the most. I tried to tell him, but I couldn't and finally I thought of you. You can ease it, you know." A great shadow fell on the chaplain for a moment, be was stunned and choked ; and his voice grew quite husky a3 he made a reply : " It is a sad errand ; but none the le?s m duty. Poor fellow ! I can't realize it, iudeed I cannot. His voice was strong ; his manner so natural ! I'll be there presently " and left alone, he threw himself upon his knees to wres tie for strength in prayer. The atmosphere was filled with low sighs from the strugglers with paiu aud disease.— Going softly up to the couch at which he had stood before, the chapLia gazed upon ihe face before him. It looked as calm as that of a sleeping infant,but he did not sleep. Hi a*irg a slight noise, his eyes flew open and rested in some surprise on ihe chaplain. " I felt as if I must see you again before I retired," said the latter, striving to steady his voice. " How do you fell now ?" " O ! better, I thank you ; in fact almost well. The pain is gone, aud I feel quite hope ful. I rather thiuk the surgeou does, though he said nothing. Again that fearful swelling in the chaplain's throat. llow shall he tell him of his danger —bow prepare the mind so calmly resting on almost a certainty ?—the poor, hopeful soul that would never look with earthly eyes on the mother he so longed for. Another moment and the young man ap peared to be 6truck with some peculiarity in the face or movements of the chaplain. The large eyes sought his with an intenseness that wa9 painful, and he strove to interpret that which made the difference between this and his former demeanor. " Your cases weary you, chaplain," he said quietly ; " Yon mast be very faitbful, for it is past midnight." " I was on tbe point of going to bed when I was called to prepare a dying man for his last hour," was that tearful respouse of the chaplain. " Indeed 1 what poor fellow goes next ?" rejoiaed the younc man, with a mournful in quiry. There was no answer, for the wealth of worlds the chaplain would not have spoken now. Tbat tone so unconscious of daoger— that eye so full ot sympathy I Still a strange silence 1 What did be mean? The sick mau's inquiring glance chaDged for a moment to one of intense terror. He raised both arms—let them fall heavily upon the coverlet at bis side, and in a voice totally altered by emotion, be gasped." " Good heavens I yon mean me." " My dear friend 1" said tbe chaplain, un manned. " 1 em to die then—and—how—long ?" his eyes once more saugbt that of his chap lain. " Yon have made yonr peace with Gon • let death corneas soon as it will, He will earry you over the river." " Yes ; bnt this is awfully sudden! awfully sudden 1" his lips quivered ; he looked up grievingly—" and I shall not see my mother." " Christ is better than a mother," murmur ed the chaplain. The word came in a whisper. His eyes were closed : the lips still wore that trembling grief, as if tbe chastisement were too sore, too hard to be borne, but as the minutes passed, and the soul lifted itself up stronger and more steadily upon the wings of prayer, the counte nance grew calmer, the lips steadier,and when the eyes opened agaic, there was a light in their depths that could have come only from heaven. " I thank you for your courage," he said, more feebly, taking the hand of tbe chaplain. ■' Tbe bitterness is over now, aud 1 feel wil ling to die. Tell my mother," he paused, gave OD6 sob, dry, and full of the last anguish of earth—" tell her how I longed to see her, but if God will permit me, I will be near her.— Tell her to comfort all who loved me, to say that I tbooght of them all. Tell my father that I am glad he gave mc his consent, and that other fathers will mourn for other sons. Tell my minister by word or letter, that I tho't of him, and that I thank him for all his coun sels. Tell him I fiud that Christ will not de sert the passingsoul ; aud that I wish him to give my testimony to the living that nothing is of real worth but the religion of Jesus. And now wi II you pray for me f" What emotions swelled tbe heart of that de voted man, as he koelt by tbe bedside of that dying volunteer, the young soldier of Christ — aod with tones so low that only the ear of God aud that of him who was passing away conld hear besought God's grace aud presence. Never in all his experience had his heart been so powerfully wrought upon ; never had a feel ing of such unutterable tenderness takeu pos session of his soul. He seemed already in the presence of a glorified spirit ; and after the prayer was over, restraining his sobs, he bent down aud pressed upon that beautiful b r f™ already chilled with tbe breath anirel twice thrice ® lew* 'hey St tok-- ™ ">e father aod mother, as w* So perhaps tho t VOL. XXII. —NO. 40. the dyijjg soldier, for a heavenly smile touched his face with new beauty as he said : " Thank yoo ! I won't trouble yon any 'ionger ; you are wearied out; go to your rest.' 41 The Lord be with yoc l" was the strong response. " Amtn I" came from the fast whitening lips. Another hour passed. The chaplain still moved uneasily around his room. There were hurried sounds overhead, and footsteps on the stairs. He opened bis door— encountered the surgeon, who whispered one little word— " Gone !" Christ's soldier had found the Capta'n of his salvatioD. Meerschaum Mania. The valus of the meerschaum pipes and cigar tubes imported into the United States in 1858, is stated to be $200,000, a great sum to be wasted ou a mere sham This is really getting to be a serious busiucs3. It is bad enough to waste time and money—to say nothing of breath—io the consumption of the evil weed, but when to this is added the mania for coloring expensive pipes, thus increasing the habit of smoking, the folly of it all is Really too prepos terous. We were amnsed the other day at hearing a young but ambitious smoker gravely assert ing that meerschaum was made of the foam of the sea ! This impression has probably arisen from the German word nsed to designate the material— meerschaum meaoing sea foam —a poetical figure of speech, alluding to its light ness and whitish appearance. It is properly magnesite, a mineral of soft, earthy texture somewhat resembling chalk, found in Spain, aud other countries at tho head of the Medi terranean. To produce the yellow and brown colors 60 much admired in tne pipes, and which are brought only after long smoking, the blocks of which the pipes are made are kept for some time io a mixture of wax and fatty matters. A portion of these is absorbed, and being subsequently acted upon by the heat and the tobacco fumes, assumes various shades of color. Thus the smoker in coloring bis pipe, is employed in the dignified business of ming ling tobacco smoke with a mixture of wax aud grease 1 Here we are reminded of a little incident which recently took place within onr knowl edge, and which amusingly illustrates the folly of meerschaum coloring. A gentleman had an expensive meerschaum, which he doted npon, but which notwithstanding all bis smoking he could not color so fast as be desired. Iu fact, after long puffiug, it only showed one little spot of brown. Some of his friends told him they did not believe it ever wonld color, and the indefatigable smoker grew quite despond ent. One evening bis wife who naturally sym pathized with him in his trouble, took up the pipe during his absence and while examining it brought it over the flame of a lamp. Im mediately a stroug color was brought out by the heat, mueh to the surprise of the lady.— Laying the pipe away, however, she said noth ing about the matter. On the following morn ing when the gentleman made his usual inspec tion of bis beloved pipe bis delight and amaz meat knew no bounds. His meersch&am had colored splendidly, and all owing to hia idefa* tigable puffing 1 ne displayed it in triumph to his friends, aud became a more believer than ever in the fumes of tobacco smoke. Mean time bis good lady said uotbing, but she has imparted the secret to her female friends that they may be able to assist their husbands in their arduous eudeavors to color their meer schaums. She is a very benevolent lady, and wants to do all the good she can in the world. —Portland, Transcript. BAD FO."! THIS. COW. —The editor of the Scho harie (. Y.) Patriot thinks the Federal Gov ernment represents the locomotive, and seced ing States the cow, in the following story : When George Stephenson, the celebrated Scotch engineer, had completed bis model ot a locomotive be pre-seuted himself before the British Parliament and asked the attention and support of that body. The grave M. P.'s looking sneeripgly at his invention, asked : " So you have made a carriage to ran only by steam, have you ?" " Yes, my lords." " And you expect your corriage to ran on parallel rails, so that it can't get off, do yon ?" '• Yes, my lords " " Well, Mr. Stephenson, let us show yon how abserd your claim is. Suppose when your carriage is running upon these rails at the rate of twenty or thirty miles an hour, if yon are extravagant cuoogh to suppose such a thing possible, a cow should get in its way. Yon can't turn out for her—what then ?" " Then 'twill be bad for the cow, my lords." SOLDIER'S STRATEGY. —The soldiers in some portions of oar army, display the highest pow ers of strategy in their schemes for smuggling liquors and other contrabaud articles into camp. One day not long since, a party started out with their coffee pots to get a supply of milk, but the officer of the day thinking he smelt whiskey, ordered every man to give him a sample of their milk, which they did by pouring out a lot of the fluid, and were allow ed to pass. That night whiskey was found to be abuudant in camp, and when it was discov ered that the soldiers had sealed np the eada of the spouts of their coffee pots with bread, filled the spouts with milk and the pots with whiskey, and so passed the inspection of tho officer. that pats a Bible into the hands of a child gives him more than a kingdom, for it gives him a key to the kingdom of heaves. 1 " Do vou like elfish balls, Mr. Wig gins ?" b r. -Wiggins (hesitatingly) " I really don't Know, Miss, I never recollect attending one." 18^Who is the longest lived man ? The shoemaker : he is ever lasting-