~C D9LL AS PER ANNUM INVARIABLY IN ADVANCE. TOAVANDA : flurry Morning, November 14, 1861. fcVipnl I'Octnr. (F"r tli" Brmtl'iiril Reporter) LINES ON THE SUDD EN DEATH OF A FRIEND. BT MAllien. FtlWI.gR. Tlince happy , P lrit cl " tl,ed in HcaTen ' s own ,i(jh ' ' why lit-'. th"ti left ni, why thy sadden flight ? Todr -ip but Tor a moment, then to rise A „d soar away in triumph to the ikies. 0,1 little didst thou know that day was given. To lie thy last n ear. h—thy first in Heaven ; little dulst thou ku iw that morning ray, ' o'a thee would brighten to eternal day. Who taw tl.ee struggle to forsake thy cell ? Who saw the weep, or heard thee say farewell Who elan the closest bands of Nature br-ke. Suw thy heart quiver at that bleeding stroke ? Ah n' 'twas peace-a sweet triumphant peace. A cal m that lulls when angry tempos* ce.se- Vo more life's ragged path thy bet shall roam. 'Twas Jesus' welcome voice that bade thee come. Thy work is done, thy mission here is o'er- [shore ; Thy Ileaven-bound birk hath reached itt destined The breeze hath ceased that spread its flowing sails, At home at U-t, bright ones thy spirit hails. Mo.vKoaro.v. I'A , §fif ft c b (tale. Escape from Perote Castle. A PRISON KK* STATEMENT. I was one o! the unfortunate B*xar prison er confined in the castle ot Pcrote, >y ord-r !■ treacherous Santa Anna, in lie yeor •j:|. Tits fortified prison, the strongest in ftrx :<*>, il not in the world, is u grand, gloomy ft of masonry, situate in a valley between I > mountains, about a wile north of the town I IVrute, through which tin? stage-, carrying I. until, puss between tlie cities of V ra Cruz tJM-Xico. The Castle, as it is called, is of volcanic scoriae, which has It-en >o iirdet.ed b) fusion to be almost impervious steel. The walls are eight feet, thick, and mi sixtv feet in hie hi from the bottom of i cur-at moat to the ramparts Tins mo it, siiich extern.s entirely around the great struc ire, with its angular bastions, is some twenty let 111 (1 cjith by two hundred in width, and. I nugli orix acres. Upon the ramparts, wh'ch I?ll is closed, the only light and nir winch {at reach t, must either couio in through the irning mentioned, or through a loop hole at fir etal, which, from being some two feet Lure on the inner side of the wnli, gradually leruas (f.r.vn to an aparture of sonu- four inch- B ytir he on the outside, directly over the ieat lU'Jst Fronting these CD Is or arches, at • - l ei-ot sixty feet, is an interior range • ,ire buildings, two stories high, in which i(u, rt, red the ollie rs und soldiers of the B-':>ni, with, in iiiai v esses, their wives and ■c and in-ide again of this inner range in B'riviiTe court or potzi, five tiundr* d feet H |.u justice, an I beco ges B'- the ataxic ot n p ilitical rival, u Stale eon ■p'-thr, u troublesome prisoner of war, and Mon unhung. Every gr ide of so |i*ii the Very h gliest to the very lowest hotn th • hi in of rank lothe filthy vagabond *; (tiff-rent tunes its representative here ; Jcoulil tin* stones of this gloomy structure "k. the <1 irk uud cruel deeds and tales of iiin suffi-riug which they might reveal would ike coiutuna humanity shrink aghast, it *as my tuislorltine, wit.i many other Tex comr-des, to IK- captured or kidnapped by ■•I .Venn general, ami, after being marched ".gnis of miles, uud receiving treatment J ' c:i k 'led several of my triends, to be un 'HXi'd 111 one of the cold, dismal cells of this j! a tyrant. And not only imorisoned, J 'led wiih irons and degraded to the low ■ Rtrnial employment A chain, weighing ■ p'J'inu-, and only some four or five feet '-' !l hnked me tiy the am In to one ot -'!'i| anion* in misery ; ami thus secured, *<•'l*cijiilleil, along with others, to remove i and off,l from the eastle every uiorn • hiiinibu niw >, and after that to puck in ' 4il Kami, to repnr the fortification,from ' ice of sou, thing like a mile, being all ' f clos, |y guarded by a tile of soldiers l; "r mile t,| us often treaied Willi tu :ni abuse. Ai six o'clock in the even *e were binned and counted and locked "tr cell, there to remain till six in the |"'ssig the night as beat we might. a ° 'sol but i lie i old flags, aud no cover s' our worn, filthy and ragged clothes and i * "' Table blunkets.which we had aruotn; } 'en, completely tired do* u with the U i 1 "'e liny, 1 have passed a restless night ( "\ v . sometimescaused t• v cold, sometimes "flatiKtn, sometimes by cramps and colic uiireil uiliuent*, not lo meuliou constant i_ a! "Eiities, and soiactuncs by the like 'o" of the companioo to I was THE BRADFORD REPORTER. Thus passed days, weeks and rticvTlis, with scarcely a ray of hope, and the only mitigation of onr sufferings Being in the removal of our heavy chains at night, whi h we hud effected in various ways, hut principally hy bribing t u e smith to out in leaden rivets blackened with charcoal, so that we conld remove them at pleasure. Our food during this time was scant and poor ; and this, together wi'h hard work, loss of res', exposure, anxiety of mind, and improper tieatmeiit, carried some to the hos pital, some to the grave, und reduced the rest of us, if not to skeletons, at least to several pounds below our ordinary weight. At length the news reached us of the cap ture of some two or three hundred more of our countrymen at Mier, and not long after this, fifteen of them, among whom were General Green, Colonel Fisher, and some other officers were brought into the castle and confined in a cell adjoining ours. The farce of three days' freedom was allowed them for looking about the castle, and then they were chained toget h r in pairs like ourselves, and put to the same menial and degrading employment. Time pa sed ou and brought us to much mis ery and HO little hope, thai at last a few of us took the bold resolve of making our escape if it were possible to be accomplished. Some of our party being carpenters, and occasionally employed in one ol the shops, a few chisels were thus secured, and with these it was our first idea to enlarge the loophole of our celi, and lower ourselves into the moat by means < I a rope with which we expected to provide ourselves by getting a small piece at a time, and splicing the parts together. But on m ik ing a trial at the loop-hole, we found it so well guarded "y iron fastenings let into the hard stones, that with our inferior tools we eotild do nothing with it, and so we ahau oned it altogether, and commenced perforating the so lid wail a little to the left. Tncre was a wooden shutter to the loop hole, and when tins was open, as it generally was for the admission of light ami air, it com p.'eteiy concealed our secret work ; but as an additional precaution against discovery, we hung our blankets up along the wtd, a d al ways kept one of our number listening near the door, who never fail d to give warning, by a careless tap or otuer signal, of the sudden and uin xpefieti vi-it of some inspecting offieer The dirt and rubbish thai we took from th aparture, we managed to dispose ot by fir-t concealing it under some loose stories in onr cell, and subsequently carrying it out iu our blankets. At first our work of cutting horizontally j through the wall WHS comp iritiVely easy, but the further we progressed the more d ffi *ult it 1 became. Oily one person ut a time could be employed at it, and this moody in the night i When we had penetrated the wall a few feet, ! the person laboring in the hole had to crawl in flat, rest on his elnows, and then work with the chisel as best he could, generally by drill ittg little boles, and prying off pieces of the rock and cement. I was a vviy fatiguing 1 process, and often the rubbish of a whole day's labor could he carried off in two or thrie or dinary s:zed pockets. Still it was something, and hope cheered us with the belief that at : least we vv-re so much n urer libertv, and so 1 we toiled on with an unwavering purpose. One thing, for a while, put a comolete stop lo our operations Intelligence was brought ! us that on the 13tit of June, Siuta Ana's birth day, we were all to be set free, ' ut when ! that dav htd come and gone, leaving us stdl prisoners, we deeply regretted we had lost any 1 tiuic (it relying upon the false promises of a treacherous government and torthwi'h renew ed our I thors with a bitter z-al. Br the fir tar well ; Out we Mill had u delicate, difficult and dangerous undertaking to manage. We could not escape from our apart incut tlio' the aparture without more or less noise ; arid as a seiilnr l was sUiioiul at the door, who would he lib'-ly to hear any uuusnal sound, and who could even look in through the grate by standing on tip toe, our first proceeding was to properly manage huu We had some spir its, which we had smuggled, and we invited huu 10 drink with us, passing his liquor to hi in in an eggshell through the grate—an act ot kindness on our part winch he more highly ap predated that uight prohaolv than he did the day following. Next We got some of our par tv to trembling tear the door, and others to dancing, all of which created sufficient no se to cover our own, and allow us to proceed with the work on which our liberty depended. We soon succeeded in knocking off the out er shell of our breach; and tneu to our dismay, I might a.most sav horror, discovered that the fur'her end of the aparture was too small to permit the larger of our party to pass through 1 do not know that 1 ever felt worse in my hie than 1 did at the moment of hearing this tact announced. For weeks 1 had almost lived u|e on the hope ol liberty, and now, when all oar working and plotting had brought it witluu my very grasp us it were, the bare thought that it innrlit prove a failure made my brain reel and ull my limbs tremble, if we stioahl uot escape that uigbt, we could not hope to PUBLISHED EVERY THURSDAY AT TOWANDA, BRADFORD COUNTY, PA., BY E. 0. GOODRICH. erfcape at all, for it was almost a certainty that our excavation would be discovered the next day from the outside, and a closer watch be kept upon us ever after. The first terrible shock over, however, we went to work as men will work for their lives; and at the end of two hours we had succeed ed in enlarging the aparture sufficient, as it was believed, for all to get through ; but for fear the largest might get wedged, it was de cided that all the others, beginning with the smallest should have the precedence in the or der of size. The rope by which we were to lower ourselves into the dry moat, a distance of some thirty feet, having been firmly secured inside, the smallest man entered the breach, feet foremost, and to our almost unbounded joy, passed out in safety. Then one by one we followed ami succeeded in rejoining him—tbo' so difficult was the undertaking that some of us reached the ground naked with our flesh torn and bleeding, and so slow the process that three hours were consumed in the effort. Two of our number stuck fast, and for a while it was believed they would not get thiough at ull ; and one actually had to be drawn back by a rope fastened to his arms by those inside but he thought of his dear wife and children in Texas, made a second attempt, and was the last but one to rejoin us in the great tn at outside of our prison walls. As the sixteenth man touched tlie earth, the Castle bell tolled the hour of midnight, and the cry of " Centi nela ale/la," from the watchers on the ram parts, warned us to move silently and with caution. We crossed the moat, ascended its outer wall by narrow stone stairs, climbed over the chrvauz de frise, passed through the outer ditch and up the outer bank, and at half-past twelve, on the nio niug of the third of July, we slood eleir ot all that belouged.to the gloo my Castle of Pcrote. Bit though free from onr prison, we were noi from the country, and many were the pri vations. suffering and perils yet in store for us. We paired off and separated, each couple taking a different couse to the mountains, among which we intended to secrete ourselves till the first pursuit and search for us should lie over, after which we hoped to be able to make our way out ol the country. Eight of u sm-c.-eded in our design, and eight were re cap'nred and returned to our late gloomy abode, witli all its attendant misery and deg redution, I, alas! was one of the unfortun ate latter ; and here I remained debilitated in body and crushed in spirit, till lhe order of Santa Anna, procured through the intercession of the American Minister, General Waddy Thompson, came lor our final release. How to Walk in Comfort—Something About Boots and their Evils. The bootmaker, ignorant of the relative use and importance of ctie different parts of tlie loot, has steadily persisted for centuries, and at this day usually persists in so shaping the shoe that the great toe is forced upon the other toes more or less out of its right I ne with the heel. Nine civilized people in ten perhaps, have their great toes thus by a course of sub mission to uais shapen boots and shoes so far turned inwards, that a line run down in the tnddle of llieiu from point to ball, if continued, would not fall anywhere in the heel at. all, but several inches away outside the body. The necessary consequence raising the body is des stroyed : the effort has to he made at a disad vantage, and with pressure ; tiie act of walk ing loses some of its case ; so that although the boot may be so wi-ll adjusted to the spoilt shape of the foot as to cause no pain, an hon est twenty or t.ir'.y tude walk is more than the hampered loot machinery has power to sus tain. F >r this reason, says Dr. Meyer, it is wrong t) cUjipose that because it is easy it is right,or that a east of the loot, unless it be a healthy one, would make the best last for the shoe it is to wear. Allowance should be made for the irraduil return ol I lie great toe lo its place, by leaving its place (to some extent at least)vacant for it, and permitting gealle pressure where the joint iias been forced iuto undue projection.— When the shoemaker now tells a customer that he treads very much ou one side, he in fact eoiiiplon Mits hiiu hy the information that he bus a healthy and tinsuljugated foot, deter mined to tread straight. It is precisely be come children's feet are only in the first stage of injury, and *re more nearly as God made them than as they are destined to be made by the shoemakers, that children especially come into trouble with the shoemakers, or with the parents and guardians who believe rather iu shoes than in .eet, for "treading on one side." A strong and healthy foot tramples a foolish shoe out as far as possible into the form tt ought at first to have had. Even the distorted foot, after the shoemaker has done his work, will often tread over the leather of the iutier side ol the booMieel, because of a natural ef fort of the foot heel to bring itself into some ap proach to the right line with the great toe. Iu a properly made shoe, then, the great toe and the heci have their right relative places furnished tor them. And since they are to be in a hue together, it must follow that if a well made pair of boots be placed side by side so that their heels touch,their sides also will touch through the whole space in front ol the instep fioui the place of the ball of the great toe lo the very end of it. They will diverge only at the rounded ends, wheie the great toes round off into the little toes, along whose line, and nowhere else,any possible poiutiug of the shape of the boot sole can be got. Barnura has been sold ! A few days since a countrvman appeared at the Museum, and upon admission to the uia agera, declared he had a great natural curio-ilj, ao less than a " cherry-colored cat." Barnuin had seen many cuts, but never a cherry coloied one, and speedily paid $25 for the curiosity wliiuh was to be delivered the next day. At the appoint ed time came the countryman and a bag, out of which he produced a cat of the color of a black cherry. Barnous was sold, and relates the joke with great gusto. " RESARDLESS OF DENUNCIATION FROM ANY QUARTER." [From Peterson's Magazine.] THE LEGIONOF HONOR. BY JAMES It. DANA. " And you are willing he should go ?" " Why not," answered the young wife en thusiastically. " I should despise myself, Adele,if I were not willing to give my husband to my country. France needs nil her sous in this extremity. I thauk God I have lieari to offer on her altar.' Her sister shrugged her shoulders. "You always were romantic, my dear," she said " For my part, if I had a handsome husband, a splendid estate in Normandy,a hotel in Paris, diamonds, cashmere, equipages, servants as you have, I should not be willing to risk them so slightly. Suppose Henri is killed. You will be a widow, and for a time at least, can enjoy none of these things." "Oh ! Adele, how can you talk so ? lias not the good father Lacoire been telling us, ever since we were children, that the curse of modern times was its materialistic view of life? That to eat, drink, and be merry seemed to be the whole purpose of existence ? The luxury had corroded national virtue ? That the day of heroism had passed ? llow ofteu has uiy heart swelled agaiusl these imputations, for 1 will not believe that human nature has sunk so low ! No, I have often told him, the diviner parts of our race have not all died out. We are still capable, we wi men, of making sacri fices for our country ; and our husbands, fath ers, brothers, sons, still capable of dying for it. I could, myself, if the occasion called for it,be, I hope, a second Joan of Arc. I never loved Ht-nri half so well as since he came home, the other day, and told me, that, in this crisis of France's fate, he had determined to off- r her his sword, and, if necessary, his life. We can die but once. What more glorious than to die in a holy cause I'' And the young wife looked sublime as she spoke it. Natalie had been married but ayearortwo Her beauty, accomplishments, and amiability hud won for ln*r, at eighteen, the heart of the young de Tankerville, the greatest match of the season. Passionately attached to each other, they spent the hours continually to gether : they reud, they did every tliiug in company. The life they led was more like an idyl than like a life in modern society and in Paris. In the of this dream of bliss c me the news of the retreat from Moscow.— All Europe rose against France. The Empe ror, beatau back from Dresden to Leipsic, aud from Leipsic to the Rhine, was making a last desperate effort to retrieve the fortune of the nation It was in this extremity that theyoung count stepped forward. His father had been a conslitut onal royalist in the last days of Louis XVI , and though the family had never emi grated, il had never, on the other hand, at tacbcd itself to the fortunes of Napoleon. So long as the great Emperor pursued his career of conquest, so long the Xankervilles held aloof from linn. But now, when the question was not Napoleon, but the nation, the young couut felt that the time had come when his country demanded his services. In view of the dismem berment of France, w hat were lands, houses, life itself? "Save the nation!" was the cry that lose to every patriotic lip. Women brought their jewels, incu brought, their lives. Fore most among these were Henri end his wife. " Well," said Adeie, who had one o f those cold, seitish natures, that could not understand how anybody could do anything noble or he roic, " i think you and your husband mad.— But go your own ways." " 1 wish you were mad in the same way.— We arc mad as*Leonidas was mad. as Tell was mad, as Bruce was mad, as every other hero was mad that has died for liberty. It is not now a question of the Emperor. It is a ques tion of country. It is not whether Napoleon shall reign, but whether France shall be dis membered. It is whether the flag of the nation, that glorious tricolor which waved at Marougo and Austerlitz, shall be trailed in the dust, or shall still bring tears lo the eyes of Frenchmen when they see it, in foreign lauds, floating from the mast head." We will not dwell on the parting of husband and wife. Natalie bore up heroically. Not Ladv Russell, wheu leaving her lord oil that sad morning of his execution, controlled her self more nobly than did Natalie now. But when the door had closed on Henri, when she heard the clatter of his horse's leet down the street, then she flung herself on her bed, and Wept as if her heart was breaking. it was an eventful winter. A battle was fought almost daily. Like a lion in the toils, Napoleou turned first on one aud then on an other of his foes, and always unexpectedly lu the brightest days of his intellect he had uever been so terrible as now. Ilenri was fore most in all these battles. Ouce he saved the Emperor's life. The cross of the legion of honor soon decked his breast. lie received the decoration from Napoleon's own baud, ou the very day that he heard Natalie had presented him with a son. But the genius of the Empe tor and the valor of his troops were of no avail. Treachery was at work at Paris, while Napoleon was abseut in the Campaign. The capital was surrendered. Nupoleou was forced to abdicate. Every one knows what followed. The Bourbons enme back, forgetting nothing, as was said, and forgiving nothing. "Ah! my bleeding country," Henri would cry to his young wife. At o'her times it was "Oli! for one hour with the Emperor." At last the natioi could bear it no longer. Napoleon landed ; the arinv rose in his favor; the king fled; a constitution was proclaimed. Once more the young count buckled ou his sword. " Again I say, go," was his witCs heroic parting, "and again and again. I will stay at home and pray. 1 tliii k, sometimes, it is hard er tor women than lor men. You have the ex citement of the campaign. But we can only wait and wait, from one dreary day to an other; we can only pray and pray through the sleepless hours of night Do not suppose, be cause I say this, I would keep you back. Go, and may GOD crown you with victory; or if not " "If not," said her husband, interrupting her, " I stay on the battle Geld." Alas ! it was a prediction. A few days la ter, when the old Guard, at the end of that terrible battle of Waterloo, closed up their ranks, and to the demand to lay down their arms, replied, "The Guard die 9 but never sur renders." Ilcnri de Tanfcerville, fighting with the bravest, and fighting longest almost of all, sank under a dozeu wounds. Did his wife regret what she had done ? " No, no," she cried, in answer to the cruel reproaches of her sister, "I would send him forth again, if I could. I would rather be the widow, a thousand times over," she added, with flashing eyes, " of a soldier who died for his country, than the petted wife of one who had failed France iu her hour of need, for such would be either a coward or traitor." Nor did she ever think otherwise. In after years, rich and titled snitors solicited her hand ; hut she lived faithful to the memory of her lost Henri. Her chief consolation was to take her child, as soon as he was able to un derstand her, and showing him the cross of the legion of honor, which his father had won in battle point afterward to the portrait which hung overhead, aud bid him emulate the hero ism and patriotism of the departed. " It is a prouder inheritance to you, dar ling," she would say, kissing him passionately, " than if he had left you a throne. Thiuk how your heart will glow, in years to come, when you see men pointing to you, aud say ing, ' 11 is father, too, was oae of the giaud army.' " The Charge of Murat at Eylau. It is at Eylau that Murat a!ways appears in his most terrible aspect. This battle fought in mid winter, in 1807, was the most impor tant and bloody one that had then occurred. France and Russia had never before opposed such strength to each other, and a complete victory on either side would have settled the fate of Europe. Bonaparte remained in pos session ot the Geld, aud that was all ; no vic tory was ever so like a defeat. The field of Eylau was covered with snow, and the little ponds that lay scattered over it were frozeu sufficiently hurd to bear the artillery. Seveu ty oue thousand men on oue side and eighty one thousaud ou the other, arose from the fro zen field ou which they, had slept the night of February, without tent or covering, to battle for a continent. Angereau, ou the left, was utterly routed in the moruiug. Ad vaucing through a snow storm so thick he could uot see the enemy, the Russian canon mowed down his ranks, with their destructive fire, while the Cossack cavalry, who were or dered to charge, came thundering on, almost hitting the French iufautry with their long lances before they were visible through the storm. Hemmed in aud overthrown, the whole di vision, composed of IG,OOO men with the ex ception of 1,500, were captured or slain. Just then the snow storm clearing up, re vealed to Napoleon the peril to which he was brought, and he immediately ordered a grand charge by the Imperial Guard and the whole cavalry. Nothing was farther from Bona parte's wishes or expectations than the bring ing of his reserve iuto the engagement at this early stage of the buttle, but there was no other resource left him. Murat sustained his high reputation ou this occasioo, and proved himself for the hundredth time, worthy of the great confidence Napoleon placed in him. Nothing could be more imposing than the battlefield at this moment. Bonaparte and the empire trembled in the balance, while Mu rat prepared to lead dowd his cavalry to save them. Seventy squadrons, making in all. 14,- 000 well mounted men, began to move over the slope, with the Old Guard marching stern ly on ' eiiind. Bonaparte, it is said, was more agitated at this crisis than when, a moment before, he was so near being captured by the Russians. But as he saw those seventy squadrons come down ou a plunging trot pressing hard after the white plume of Murat, that streamed through the snow storm far iu front, a smile passed over his counteuauce. The earth groaned and trembled as they passed, and t'ne sabres, above the dark and an gry mass below, looked like the foam of a sea wave as it crests on the deep. The ratllings of their armor, and the muffled thunder of their tread, drowued all the roar of battle, as with the firm set array, and swift, steady rnotiou they bore down with terrible front on the foe. The snoek of that immense host was like a failing mountain, and the front line of the Rus siau army went down like frost work before it. Then commenced a protracted fight of hand to hand, and sword to sword, as iu the cavalry action at Eckuiuhl. The clashing of steel was like the ringing of countless hammers, and horses and riders were bieuded in wild cou.u sion together ; the Russian reserves were or dered up, and ou these Murat fell with his fierce horsemen, crushing aud trampling them down by thousands. But the obstinate Rus sians disdained to fly, and ralied again, 60 that it was no longer cavalry charging on in fantry, but sqnadrons of horses galloping through broken hosts that, gathering iuto knots, stiil disputed with unparaleiied bravery, the red and reut field. It was during this strange fight that Murat was seen to perform oue of those desperate deeds for which he was so renowned. Excit ed to the highest pitch of passion, byjthe ob stacles tha* opposed him, ho seetned endowed with tenfold strength, and looked more like a siiperhumau being treading down helpless mor tuls, than an ordinary man. Amid the roar of artillery and the rattle of musketry, and fulling of sabre strokes like lightning abont him, that lofty white plume never once went down, white ever and anon it was 6een glar ing through the smoke of battle, and the star of hope to Napoleon, and showing ihat his " right arm" was still uplifted and striking for victory. He raged like an unloosed lion amid the foe ; aud his eyes, always terrible in battle, burued with increased lustre, while his clear vol.. XX If. NO. 24. and steady voice, heard above tbe turmoil of strife, was worth more than a thousand trum pets of cheer on his followers. At length see ing a knot of Russian soldiers that for a long time had kept a devouring fire on his men, be wheeled his horse and drove iu full gallop up on their leveled muskets. A few of his guards, that never allowed that white plume to leave their sight, charged after him. Witt out waiting to count his foes, he seized his bridle in his teeth, aud with his pistol in one hand, and his drawn sword iu the other, burst in headlong fury upon them, and scattered them as if a burricauce had swept by. JUurat was a thunderbolt on that day, and the deeds that were wrought by him will furnish themes for the poet and the painter. FASHIONABLE DISEASE. —The flay when it was considered interesting and lady like to be always ailing is gone by. Good health, fortu nately, is the fashion. A rosy cheek is no longer considered " vulgar," and a fair, shapely allowance of flesh on the bones is considered the " style." Perhaps the great secret that good looks cannot exist without good health, may have had something to do with the care now taken to obtain it, whether this be so or not, future generations are the gainers, all tho same. A langnid eye and a waxy, bloodles3 complexion may go begging now for admira tion. The "elegant stoop" in the shoulders, formerly considered so aristocratic, has also miraculously disappeared. Women walk more and ride less ; they have rainy day suits of apparel, too, which superfluity never was known to exist aforetime, sunshine being the OBIJ at mosphere in which the human butterfly was supposed to float. In short the "fragile wo men of America" will soon exist only in the aeid journal of some English traveler, who will of course, stick to the bygone facts as a still present reality, with a dogged pertinacity that is known ouly to that amiable nation.— Fanny Fern. " THERE SHALL BE NO PAIS THERE." —This promise is one of the golden cluster that grow ou that vice planted for the healing of the nations, the Bible ! How blessed a promise of the life that is to come is this one, those on ly can know who have walked long and fre quently under the shadows of weariness and suffering. " No pain there," to straggle with and en dure ; no burdens laid upon the eager spirit, which the weak frame cannot sustain ; no work under which heart and stre.-gtb fail, and which i- at last laid mournfully aside; no longer hours of fever and restlessness ; no overtasked brain and nerves in the homestead of those whom GOD shall number as his jewels ! So, be comforted ye that mourn ! Green and shining rise the banks beyond the dark valley, and sweet healing is in the winds that wander off from the meadows, freighted with blossoms fairer thau the roses aud the lilies of earth. Take through your pilgrimage this promise —let it be a new incentive, and strength, and comfprt to you—" There shall be no pain there I" A MODERN DICTIONARY. —Wedded bliss—A term Uaed by Milton. Water—A cleat fluid once used as a driuk. Rural felicity—Potatoes and turuips. Tongue—A little horse that is coutinually running away Dentist—A person who finds work for his own teeth by taking out those of other people. My dear--An expression used by a man and his wife at the commencement of a quarrel. Policeman—A man employed by the corpo ration to sleep in the open air. Bargain—A ludicrous transaction, in which each party thinks he cheated the other. Doctor—A man who kills you to day to save you from dying to-morrow. Author—A dealer in words, who often gets paid in his own coin. Editor—A poor wretch who empties his brain in order to till his stomach. Wealth—The most respectable quality of man. Law Proceedings—Uubrushed cobwebs in the dark ages. Modesty—A beautiful flower that grows on ly iu secret places. INTERESTING FACTS. —One half of those that are boru, die before thc-y attain the age of 17 years. Among 3125 who die, it appears by the registers that there is ouly one person 100 years of age. More old men are found iu elevated situa tions, than in valleys and plains. Out of every 1000 men twenty die annu ally. The number of inhabitants of a city or coun try is renewed every 30 years. > The meu able to bear arms forms a sixth of the inhabitants of a country. The number of old men who die in cold weather is, to the cumber of those who die in warm weather, 7 to 4. Iteßr- The two most precious things now en closed in hoops, are girls and kegs of powder —danger of blowing up from both—keep the sparks away. ©ay-Most books in these days are like some kinds of trees —a great many leaves and no fruit. BK£T The busybody labors without thanks, talks without credit, lives without love, and dies without tears. It is no more possible to bring men's minds to think alike, than to make their faces look alike. We are apt to be partial to onr own observations—probably for the observer's sake. Becalm while your adversary fretsaad rages, ar.d you can wara yourself at his firo.