MLlf® M ANNUM INVARIABLY IN ADVANCE ' TO W A N DA : Ttursday Worning. October 31,1861. TO THE HEROES OF AMERICA. , te! to the lit rm deed, hxv featured ' ,> , r her " nn!Hed one* idm*. .. ■ . ";,e of their v*!or trlumphmtly poor* A .t the field that darkened >* ore ; tmU T>m ' va * U,r Vict " r - vV ,"rm "*B*. bra®-* * hn.uded lu wrath, -T the *a- < tb UttUl iik,> " UVt 0i lU * tUrm ' Oro* W ,e deflate path. ul.itne thr dark pint.*, prot.d bird of tha North. , , wrt p tp-m thy home in the ek.ea. "■he # got the whirldwiod exahiugly forth, To the plain where thiuc di ; Kndprv tuee. my country ! thy aUUM.m effaced. Th e pride of the boaster w low. Aa d the Jeep aeV.od standard by coward, graced. , i, washed in the gore of the foe. AS J thon.atarry banner! look proudly again On the chiefs who redeemed thee from shame, >V darken thy hewn though t .all on the aUut, Wh>r|i'weou the deathbed of tame , F.c the haJ th.it carries the toah of the braee, lu i.isfre onfadini muauias. The sun of their bri may et in the grave, Tuel gUofiitor g. *v nemaie*. j £ l lf l l l i Clit. The Trapper's Revenge. On the western iroi.tit-r of Kentucky some . Pei vvs ago, #itl a latijiu i.k of uiucii | ,riur ffu.es, in the torui ot a { alriarcbal u*un . >(i wfiit.U throUgl*OU', Loili in arcliilefftiri i . u linuciisrona, seeunsi w iuir prototype of lis I ; r;c' r and iiiint"Ha.-t, Richard \ aiigkau.— pie soli oeatj |AeM ifte ■iicmif wmwmi| I v>! (lie knijf lirtceadad ifue ul V auglu.s. '• .u, it-uglh of li"f". nfr lift ill of >tuew. aid j of m art. bad gamed uauic* j the early davs ot Keumoky. -k 1 l be time v,r storv coutiueiices Herbert was just ealer £ his tnuetwrtitb year. a..d was lUe pr.oiest ibot as will as tiie haaiMWd J™ *® Mio'e e tieuieia. although there were many in me immediate nclgllLorDOud wiao had long conUu.hd with lout lor ttie supremacy. One line morning in '.lff autu.au live or six of tftemost athletic youths of the u* tg boor lit mm h.H.f congregated u.uiier a large tree not lar ;-.vu u.e boiues'-eai* 01 (.Hplalu A augliu, an - villi rifles 111 Laud. "tie idli-uiUng tin; lies! m-it it* lor tlieir dj' huutiug. E.r tliey a U .e to aiiy couciustou it(wu he subject, .Her- Vaugllli. W.IO happened to Ire strolling : ..rrlv aim Ufs >lu>t gnu uptu lus shou.d.-i i .v.igh the si.cut AVpec **od nar by bis i r je, came Uiide(*iji •fcJ'Oil tlir g'ojp, and a ef r.\c,istaging -*e uuai sou taliim. be 1 1 S.eo s arm over tne mutlie \>t bis u i and to li e .crnntrttories ot tue p*rty us to bis ia'.e iiUsettle!lr pii'-u, •• 1 Was at ile li'ue L:ck, yesterday, aud "•in uie Willi a saoiing.it 1 d.Un t sla.. tbi-.c , id as hue a I.U k as ever lapped Water t.oui j In stream i Vdf up and r t'o-iu tun iuj\ j r .re ; Kit fire s* >ii tire tiie tifsl . dr' in a Iwelte-taJOiilb And } ,vu gave iheiß up. 1 'spoM-.** ?*•}•<.ed , a s!i..eii k* kba: jvui'n. touj< o Robert li.ilon. j Ci >ve !.a-uj up.. rctiJnii \ ; no. i fare chase ju uai Iwi.eVe, i>U'. a creep g t tie- I'.J ed tbe Jnsl its 1 uaJ goi u.tOU I era, ! "Tie •*< fool you." rep'ied ili on, ** to . *atu,k! What an idea 1 Unt Vaughn tti i.g a face aukaa autiefed buck, ba ! ha ! i •'! '.arued round to ku eoanjuabtnus with a I -h ig laugh, abile the kecu ulack eye of Taagha tirigniened, and tbe warm U ood man -ni t' L 9 C fi ek. A- to * iii'mg a dei r,~ replied T nghi). s- £g * cauiie, or IwH-itig a ImliV eye, I J i.t- i i in any chap tb lite telllrlUeUt. as ,'ou. 110 >ll iloti, 1 Call whislle -ff < ,s UeaiJ Wbrfr VOJ Call t rtifS" tile t i I I ii.i ■ t oilt ij ag. out you know 1 i*. u, * you can l do it in liu.t uu D - • : e bet, ai d 1 11 change places with f d Voting V a Ugh II i 1 : e," Was tcboed from all ide, t i •.. •* . e part, sprang to the.r feet, lu ~rj Was fo incoming > 1 e Is of the eldest of t ir party • *u*\i Kger y ed.m, while another ot tbe pary - s . r J( t | se | IU( , „f his rifle asb ngie • -> : ove into the trunk of a saptu-e '■ ' - vi r ®ud welting the head applied ' sv : * 1 lrrs w-r th*n nasrk-d off toward >■ -d ro*t I to* iuu-ia aiir oaca*. loo* out tor *oir v " i - - t i clear co iseeiitv for tne ' • . le, 1 a A; r. f voa'll ariltw-r Whip." '1 ment was Tery great, tatl were Lirgsaien, H i. matter, he can't more than ] cover mine, and the next time I'll hide the nail ' lor you." Stepping as slowly as though ahout to draw ujioii a deer Vouglm lowered his gnu lo its place ; his chest lieuvid, his eyes dilated and j all watched his fire with eagerness. After i 'aking steady aim a minute, the trigger was ' puiied, the paper disappeared in un instant, and u wild about, shrill as an Indian war- I whoop ploclaitued Herbert Yaughu the vic j tor. Every hand hut one was extended to greet , the victorious youth, every face hut one was up wbh a smile at his unexpected success, that one was Robert Hilton's. He spoke no' a i word, lie breathed no oath, hut upon his face [ there gleamed the taic fury be'okeuing j anything hut good to his victorious adversary j "I MI glad, niv hnv you've got such n;0od hlood in you," exclaimed Gordon, grasping \ augiui ciudiaily iy by the hand, " I like to j er h tehow Hllbiesl like VOU !" *' I've no notion of bragging !" replied the victor, " It was only hick all, and if I j have beat, 'et go at tfut, but Roger" Audiieiitv Hie si arp. q i:ck repirt of a rifle ■ was ll ard iriiui the llnckel and silUllilttio 00- V Herbert Vanglin dropped to the gionnd hke a huih. In un instant the hlood was gushing ' iron! tb** sleeve of hw .uniting shot in tor teit, and his cheek was hlanched as driveu i suu>* All present or a acouient seemed dumb w.tb wonuer i.y the dromdtul occmreuce, and ; theu the discharge of a ha>f a dozen r.fles in the thicket whs followed by a breathless pause mul all eager to catch the sound of a body 1 j falling lo the earth. " A:f turn, every one of you 1" exclaimed ( Gordou hfiing the bead of the wounded man | " And the one who brings biui .-hall have the ereuit of the day's bunt." Four of the best runners were instantly on , the track, hud a half a mile off on ihfc slope of the bill something hafe been di-cerned like a fox at full speed, so swift wa- i3 pro gre.-s. it was Ro <-rt Hilton, ihe ou'law, in lull fl ght for the tiver. I'iX.r V .ughn whs at length sol jet ted to an examination, and the j wound, liiougli a pretty s. vere nne.tieMig made wilti a lagged buiie', w:ts prtiictpaily coi Gned io tlie flc-Uy part ot bis U riu and tlierefore hi hf wa.- in no immediate danger The skillful I Hand of Roger Gorc.on ores- vl ;he wound and j Willi a little assistance Vaughn wa- eiiained to i g l bouie Wnile wav our lull and dale flew , J l.is enraged c.iuiradeS like Ugers Hi search of j I'l rev, reckies.-of the dkMcrst game stan-imgus if r trysied on ittal autuiun d ry beneaUt Tbe i.ro -i old Oak, not oi e was there lo mark II- autumn leaves, O." fake sbeitcf Tnlttlb its shade. Ain-'og the cnbius alone the Piatte river, where the int annants were lew lined i become the -'.rrhglh tt.d swlrguard f Kn , sas. might hate been pointed out lllal ot Roger Goruoti, su cungraiii luaii Kentucky, unina.-- j ed. HiUtpid and coarugeotta, and w horn rn.e j cult eas Iv nctglillr a- the generoU- umpire* in tto- tormer ep.ode of our harrniive. mora, ig aiine he > bu-iiy engaged tiding the t w acr-a if:at surrounded bis cot ta.e. he heard tbe rep>vt .f a r.d-, seemingly at no great distance iron! him Gonion start ed. ano quM-kly eiauiinii.g tbe priming of b s rib * w uiclj Was suspended from bIS snoUider beii, hasteticd :u IbeUtrtcUon ol the se u .d Retorc be bad reached the half rune ah.ch lie . luag:i>ni Unght interreue, he was suddeniv j brought to • stand stui by tbe exciamatwu , of— _ j " Ho. tb*re." Gold U hw.ked up aomewhat surprised and beheld within a lew fret Ol biui, OUeof the UiOsl frroeii-'U- b<>k ng beings that be Lad iter seen • He si**od ib hk r*L a.aied lull at Gordon, ' bu loc* was iittiupJ in a bla, k beard, while tbe bair Ui*ou his bead hung in eif l.ke lock- i nj-jii bis sbeuiders. He wore upou h - head a cap tunned of uiarui l -km.wbile a Se>r: of lose ; buaii-.ig fro> k ol vie r sktu nung iu folds from i his shoulder to his k ee, ami his ltnjlS w erv eiii s-v J in l*gg * -of tn.fi UO li'ur. aiu, an un dre-seo then gof tie Same 1. alher eacin led his wa -t, to wbicb wa- aitachrvi a rude powder- U>ru and hudel j>ouib. Af'er hois tug tbe | bait f w- rde tu :• keuof friendship and sub j mission, Guruvm -k.d iu a bold voice, "wbetb tr he was friend or foe 1 aui a friend to nohodt." answered the . strwogrr - Whether lam a foe,depeud bp ■ ot* cmtttitvures ~ Gordoe had meanwhile approached near- r ( to tbe sWatiger, ar.d proffered Ljta bis ba: .. wb.ch be ccM-dialiy grasped exciaiuinig : " It s ia ibe aatc re of a man to 1 e an eoemy . and i away- keep my eye clear for a S_tr tluug,:* i a bek as if joo meant we!! A- I • am tnure thai, a match lor TOO *nj W *J, 1 veotore to shake baads ** PUBLISHED EVERY THURSDAY AT TO WAN DA, BRADFORD COUNTY, PA., BY E. 0. GOODRICfI. | "May I usk," interrogated Gordon, " bow I j long you have dwelt in tins solitude ?" " 1 live not far from here," was the reply, i " and go out ouce in u while to pick up a stray { ' deer or so." " How long have you lived in these parts?" ' asked Gordon again. j " Six or seveu months," was the reply, " I ! generally stay about that time in one spot. — Next week I shall move away." " Why do you move to often !" said Gor ' ' don " BeCiiose," replied the stranger, a fierce 1 light gleaming in h>s eye, "I'm seeking one who lives S"iuewhere in Kansas. Perhaps you know hiiu, his name was Rob Hilton?" " And vonr name," exclaimed Gordon, " is Herlert Vanghu " iu an insrant his rifle was primed and point ed at Gordon's breast, but the latter gra-ped it and the coutei ts passed harmlessly iuto the air. Again however, before he could utter one word the stranger folded him hi his bercuieous embrace aud bore him to the ground. Gordon was a man of great personal strength as well as couruge, vat he seemed only an infant in tbe grasp of the desperate man. When the stranger, looking his victim full in the face, re leased his hold exclaiming. "You're not the man, I suould know bun among a thousand, you are not Robert Hilton. Get up man and thank you. stars I had not shook your heart out of you " Gordon then proceeded to tell his name,and brought to mind the part lie bud enacted in the quarrel of year.- before. Vaughn (for it. wa* nun} again and again shook lite baud of his old comrade, and ul length sunt : " Well, if you can find a place in your cabin for a buffalo like iiu., I'll go with yoo, if not eav so." Of course Goidon invited him to partake of , In- huspiluiilj, ami during tne evening meal Vaughn related the details of iiissingular fl gh: (roiu home, and the erratic life he wasieadiug; w hue his host as be regarded his bronzed the*k ! and hardened leatures, could scarcely believe i him tne T-auie bright eyed and gracelul strip I Sing, the Herbert Vaughn of older day-. . " Wheu Rob- rt Hilton put that ragged hul . let into me," exclaimed aaghu, "for being 1 better than be was, 1 concluded to load and 1 prune my rifle, and .-trp over the border,tru-t --s tug to my ramrod for help iu the hour of ueed " " 1 have traveled and trampled," he con tinued, " from ea.-t to„we-t from north to south, and searched in every nook and corner, but have not vet found theiaau. Rut the liuie is corn.t.g ! I shall trace lorn to h.s den and set tie all arrears Here's a ragged bu.iet," he j eje! timed, drawing one from aside pocket,and holding it up, a* d replaced it again wttb arf air "t composure Evening at lengfb cauie, and something of the ,oid geniality sceuird to be • aroused m 4 the nature of Vaughn, as he sat be fore the bUz Tig fie m Gordon's Cubiu, and re f luted the ai.orry to quarrel, fur wheu 1 uo, 1 aui apt to u-e one ot uiy playthings here. I uever j bark, but I can bile where there's nerd." 1 Gordon arose to* BVr food to the visitor.and as he did s> H ejes vohtotaHfy re-ted tifa>n !he f ice of to read the -rang-r's lu-ait ; wone big Ur.qis ; |of per-p.ra'iuu stood upou Los brow, and, pK.i. y pr. Vt-d the volcano raging within ; and . *■ lh a calm and plea-ant voice, which ill ac t cor.}.d with the external feeling, he addressed -fee siraiufrr. " May 1 a-k your name V he said. " Yes." was the reply, " but it doa't follow that I shail trii you " "May I a-k." rejoined Vaughn, taking co noKce *R ihe visitor's reply, ** if you aiut from Ktiiiucky." " Perhaps, and perhaps not," he answered quickiv. " Why r " Recause," replied Vaughn. " I imagine you had forded tbe Ohio, time and again Now naviTt you ?" he pursued. "Maybe I have," was the strauger's re " Aud I'd swear from your eye you've shot - isrgt-r game than ueer of bears in ylar*d to hope that I should meet yon maafnl ! iv. and a fair strugg e tear yowr ht-wrt irvmi 1 vo**r te.idv Lay asroe your r.ae. au*i hand to i i i,a.id. ki o- reuc* tue struggle ot other day*. During this speech the out;** -poke not a ' word atid - .owed no sigm- of einotiuo. save a ! iead'v *a}euess which u*er-freao tatsfew'BPes I He r* e<3 h.s p -to! witu tte qunkuess ot ( iwougM ; yet, ere toe trigger c* u.a ba po-ied, j the strong arm of Herbert \ aughu had .auoch- . | ed it into the comer of tte nxui In aao'.ber m 'tamX the vrong men were j '''wktcf" erl tz.'ottc*. Btb n*f " RESARDLESS OF DENUNCIATION FROM ANY QUARTER." herculean in strength, and gigantic in propor tions, which i cl.ued the victory to neither side. Rut the tremendous nerve and inex haustible strength ol Vaughn at length cou quered, and Hilton fell to the ground beneath the body of his antagonist. Tnere was a triumph in the eye of Vaughn which argued no sympathy, no hope for the wretched man, and Gordon involuntarily turn ed his head to one side to avoid the fatal blow. A slight struggle from the prisoner as his ao togonist sought the knife at his cirdle, and then with a slasbiug sound, through the cloth of his garments, sped the iu*trumeut of death, directly, to the heart of his victim. Gordon and his friend exchanged no word that night ; both retired to rest with the cou- I viction that justice had been meted out Next morning the stiffeoed corpse of a man pierced to the heart, lay ou tbe floor of Gor- J dou's cabin. The log floor was perforated an i inch or more by the blade of the knife, and * clotted blood ran ir. a crimson stream across the hearthstone. Bit Herbert Vaughn had j vanished, and ou the floor was traced iu rule characters : "My revenge is complete Io a strange laud bcucefortb lam a waoderer. Farewell!'' (From Vanity Fair.) Artemus Ward sees the Prince Napo-' leon. 1 Nothwithstandin I haiut writ much for the papers of late, nobody needn't flatter their selves that the underlined is ded. On the contrary, " I still live,'' which words wa* spokeu by Daniel Webster, who was a able man. Even the old-line whigs of Ro-ton wiii admit thut. Webster is dead now, however, and his uiuotie has proi bly fuiien into the hands of sum dealer lu 2nd hand close, who t can't sell it. Leastways nobody pears to be goiu rouud weartn it to any particular exteut, now days. Tue riguueut ot wl-.um i was kur tial fiually concluded they was better adapted to liouie Guards, which accouuls for your not heat iu ot uie, ear ibis, where the battle is the thickest and where the cauniu dotu roar.— But as a American cilizeu 1 shall utr cease to admire ibe tnesteily advance our troops made ou Washington troin Bull Ruu, a short lime ago. It was well duu. 1 spoke to my wue about uat the time. My wile said it was well duu. It bavin there 4 detarmined to pertect Bal dinsviiie at hazzards. aud as there was uo ap j preMnshuus *>. any nomejit danger, 1 thought j i wouiu go on onto a pleasure tower. Ac- i coruiugiy i put ou a clean Biied tj-'iiit ana started lor W ashiugtoo. 1 weul there to :'ee i the I'*oils Napoleon, and not io see the place, whiCU i Will Ueie lake occasion to oooarve is about us interettiu a locality as there is this side o: J. L>a>..-'s tu'ur iiorne, if he ever does die, u:.d where 1 recou they'd make it so warm lor him that he Will si for lus summer close | ll is easy euuff to See why a uiati goes to the poor Lou*e or the penny leutiary il's be caws ne can't help it. Rut why Le should vol- • uutarilv go and live io Wa-hiugiou is eutirely beyond my comprehens.ous, and 1 can't say j no lairer nor that. I put up lo a kadin hotel. I saw the laui lord *od scd, " How u've do, Square V " Futy ceuts, sir," was bis fcpiy. '* -Mr 1 ' " Had a doilar. We charge twenty five cents lor Lckin at the landloid and fifty cents lor speaE.u to li.ui. If yuu want supper, a boy win -bow to the diuin room lor tweuty flve cents. Your room bein iu the tenth sto iy, it aui cost you a dollar to be shown up lucre." " How mnch do you ax a man for breath iu iu CUis etjainoUi.kai larvun ?' sed 1 " TeiicttaU a nreih, was nis reply. \Vasbinglou uottls is very reasonable iu their charges. N B—Tinsisbarkossum.) 1 sent up my kcerd to tbe Friuts. and was immejitly usbewd belnre him He ieceived me kiodly ana axed me to sit dowu. " 1 bav cum to pay my respects to yon, Mister Napuieou, Lopiu 1 see you hale and Leal tj. ' ** 1 atu quite weii," be said. " Are you well, fcir ?" ** t-ound as a cuss !"* I answered. He seemed lo be ptcased w.m my ways, ana we entered into a conversation lo once. " Ho* s Lewis ?" I aXed, and he said tbe Em)eror was weii. Eugeuy wtuiiKewiie well, - be said. T'neu i axed mm was Lewis a good provider ? (ltd tie cum Uoui any uites ? di t Le pe. loom her bedroom at a on seasonable hour with giu and tauzy ? L.d be go to " tbe Lodge ou Digbls w neu there wasn t anv Lo..ge ? did hcoiicL. Lav to go down IO lowu to meet a triend 1 did Le Lave a extensive acquaintance among pool fooug widders wnose Lu-Oands was tu CaaiOrny ? io ad of watch questions 'Ue i'riuts peniteiv rep..ed, given ine to under*-and tftal the Emjicror was bc- Lavut wt.l " 1 ax these quest.cos, set roya': duke and most noble highness and nuperiais, becsss 1 iai auXMMs tu EuoW bow he stand- us a c*an i know be s smart. He is cuunin, he is loug- Leaued, be is deep—ue is grate. Bat ou.e*® Le is g'.*i he'n come down wiih a crash cue or tiiesc -.ays uuo itie R*.*>YPv*irs wt-i be Bdst.il lip agin. Bet yr tile 1" Air you a prcooLcr, sir ?" he inqored, shte iy sartiosiicui " No. sr iki. 1 bseeve iu mcraiity. 1 likewise beierVe IB MeetlU Houses. boW Oie a place *atre turfe isu t auy Meetiu House aud oere preachers is ueter seen, and ill show yuu a place wucie eid bats air stuffcV into oroken winder*, where tLe children a.r dirty and ragged, where gwteS bav uo hinges, where the aiuna are sl.p-nod. and a Lei* mp* ol the oevi s " *no iaiui'' a.r puuiol upon men's shirt bosoms with totscco jocce ! j 1 bat's a bat Id SLOW TOQ Let US CoUSKkf | w bat uie preachers do tor u* before e aboowe 'cm *" " Heaed be didr/t mean to aboose tbe cler gy. Not at ail. and be .was csi py to see . that I wax interested in the b iTp*ri tauK.y. j " it's a grate scooped :ne did tcau I " How, sir." " Napoleon the Grand. The Britishers scooped him ut Waterloo. He wanted to do Ito much ; and he did it ! They scooped him I in at Waterloo, and he sobsekently died at jSt Heleny ! There's where the greatest mil • itary man this world ever projueed pegged i out It was rather hard to consine soch a { mac as him to' St. lleleny. to spend his larst days in catching mackeril, and walkin up and down ibe dreary beach in a military cloak : drawn 'itely rouud him (see picture-book,} bnt so it was. " Hed of tbe Army !" i Them was his larst woi-ds. So be had bin.— iHew as grate! Don't I wish we had a pair of i his old boots to command sum of our Brig ! gades." This pleased Jerome, and be took me warm ly by the hatid. " Alexander the Grate was pnnkins," I con tinnerd, " but Nupoieon was punkinser ! Alio ! wept becaws there was no more worlds to scoop,and then took to drinkin. He drowndid j his sorrers iu the flowin bole, and tbe flowin bole was to much for him. It ginrally is ID undertook to give a snake exhibition bit it killed him. That was a bad joke for Alic !" " Since you air so solicitous about France, i and the Emperor, may I ask you how your j own country is getting along ?" sed Jerome, j iu a pleasant voice. j " It's mixed," I sed. " But I think we j ih*" come out all right." " CjluiT^u' s , when be di s kivered this mag nificeut coutineut, could hav had no idee of the grand or it would one day assoom," ted the Prints. " It cost Columbns twenty thousand dol lars to fit nut his explorin expedition,'' sed I " If he hod bin a sencible roan, he'd bar put the mon**y in a hos* railroad or a gas company i aud left this magnificent continent to tbe in telligent savages who when they got bold of a good thing knew enough to keep it, and who wouldn't have seceded or rebelled, nor knock't Liberty in tbe hed wi T h a slogshot. Colum bus wasn't much of a feller, after all. It would hav biu money in my pocket if he'd staid to home. Christ, dent well, but he put his foot in it when he sal ed for America" We talked sura more about matters and things, and larst I riz to go. " I will now say good by to van, noble sir, and good lock to you. Lit aw fie the same to Clotildy. Al so to the gorgeous persons whißo compose your soot. If the Emperor's boy don't like j iivin at the Tooieries, when he gits older, and i wonid like to embark in the show bizness, let j him come with me and I'll make a man of him Y>u find as somewhat mixed, a I before ob- I -arved, but com agin next year and you'll find u* clearer nor ever Tt.e American Ea gle bus lived to sumptuondy of late—bisstum mie fool, and he's now takin a slite emetic. That's all We're gettin ready to strike a big blow and a sure ote Wuen we do strike, tiie fur w ll fly and secession will he in tbe hand of the undertaker, sheeted for so deep a 1 grave that nothing short of Glabra's troai ' hone will ever awaken it ! Mind what I say. You've heard the >Lowman !" Then advisin him to keep away from tbe Peter Funk auctions of the Ev-t, and the pro ' pneior- of corn lots in the West, I bid him farewell, and *eiit away. Tnere wa- a icvee at Senator Wbat's his -1 names, and I thought I'd jilt in the festivities for a sped. Woo shonid I see but she that was Sarah Waikius. now the wife of our Coo gres.-er, trippin in the dance dressed ap to kill in her store close. Sarah's father a*ed to keep a !i*tle gro-ery store in our town, and she u-ed to cierk r for hiai io bn-y times. I ' was rush in op to shake hands with her when she turned ou her heel, and 'c-sin her hf whiie. Yours Muchly, ward, , Dor ' Boys," sa ia Cncle Peter, as he ex amiued tbe {>>intsof the animal. " I don't *ee but one reason why that mare can't trot her mile in three minutes ~ They gathered round to hear this oracular : opinion, and one inquired. " What i- it r* " Why," he replid. " the distaace is too great for so short a t'me " A Dutchman's receipt for makirg a Zcaave : Take a recruit, keep h : a forty eight h<*ur-. nothii'g 'Q eat ; den march him forty eigl.t hi-nrs— i.olh.ng to eat : den let h.m 6-gat ] h—! f o-v eight hoar*—uothisg to eat; by d—n he be one Zooave. 3sg~ A pedlar called on an old lady to de pose of some of V? goods ar.d inqu'red of her if she could tell him of any roao which no ped lar had travelled. " Yes." said she, " I know or.e and only c-ce, and tha; is tbe road to heAveu." An Irishman jost from tha od, vt ean £ some o d cbiese, when h® found to Li di-maT that it contaioed living iuhabttants " B* iwbers," *a.a h, " does year caase have ; children T' •V A Printer whose ta!!ent* were bet ind.ff-rent, turned physician. He was asked the rc*on of iL He said ;" ia printing a 1 the fau *.s are expused to tkaey*. Uit >a phvs ic they are buried with the pa:*eut, wad oee i geu cS ao e eas,.v " Nyh ogsocceeda so wtl! as s;-e*s VOL. XXII. —NO. 22. ! gtprtmeut. Hints Concerning Small Children- Some of (he greatest difficulties which many j teachers Lave to meet, arise from the young est children. It is often pleasant to see their eagerness to go to school with their brothers and sister*; and their smiles sometimes add i cheerfuluess to the place, without interrupting I business ; but more frequently tbey cause dis turbance,and b.iCle the teacher in all his effort* I to beep the others attentive aud orderly. Many teachers suffer 6mall children to at , tend their schools, out of respect to their : parents, or for some other reusou, while they j feel that get little good and do much i harm. Intelligent persons know, too, that the ) trouble they give is sot generally intentional, : but arises cut of so.no natural caue, such as • inconvenient seats, want of change, of exercisa | or f appropriate occupation. Now nost district schools are .so ill provid ed for the comfort of young children, and most , of them are conducted on a system so ill calcu lated to keep them interested, that probably many teachers of such schools may think tbo I difficulties above spoken of can never beobviat- I ed. When it i possiole, the small children may be placed in a separate room, with great advantage, under the care of a female ; but in many districts this is not easily done. | It happens, however, that some schools in i different places have been so improved, both i iu arrangements and methods of teaching, thai | these evils have been ultnost entirely removed, iWe will gve a biief account of one such school, hoping that some teachers will try ex ! periments for their own benefit and that of j their pupils. A few months ago the teacher of a district | school, in a country village, complained that the little children (many of whom were sent to his school to be kept out of the way.} great i lv interrupted bis discipline and instructions. To the eye of a visitor th n y indeed presented a painful spectacle, being left almost entirely to themselves, with nothing to do which thev jCOuIJ und rstand, and seated on benches so ' high, that thej feared a tall, and not uufre qaently got one. The weakest were often crowded, or otherwise oppressed and irritated by the stronge-t ; and their complaints acd cries, sometimes with langhter, confused the master, diverted the attention of the other children, and displeased the spectator. A few week? afterwards, at another call, the i visitor found three or four low benches placed in one corner of the room, and all the small ; children seated on them, some with slates and penrils. They were attentive, cheerful and silent. Their Tittle feet rested on the floor, j they could lean back when weary, and every fifteen or twenty minutes the teacher, or one ,of his most tmst worthy and capable elder pu pils gave vf -rd* o' command, or some signal, and they rose, clapped t.eir Lands, faced to the r.ght and eft, and made various motions in imitation of him. Then they woold sing some !." tie by a or song they had learnt ; and after wards repeat the additioo or multiplication table all together, or hear a story lead about the cow, lion, eagle, or some other object, while a picture of it was held np before tbem. T;,e teacher said that he had derived indes cribable re lio f from this change in his school ; and that, after the few first days, the other scholars were not disturbed by the excrcisea. Always Teach Something, and but One Thing at a Time. "Children who have the habit of listening to word- without understanding thex, yawn and writhe with manifest symptoms of disgust, whenever they are compelled to bear sound* which cor.vey no ideas to their minds. AH ; supernumerary words should be avoided ia cultivating the power ot attention. " A few years ago, a gentleman brocgbl two E-quimsax to London. lie wished to and at the same time to astonish tbem, with tbe mag-Jfigerce of the metropolis. For th porpose, after having equipped tbem like Eng!i-h gentlemen, be took tbem out one morning, to walk throuzh tbe streets of London. Ytiey waxed several hours in s.ience : they ex pre?sed neither nor admiratiou a* any thing they saw. Ween their walk wa ended they appeared uncommonly melancholy and stnpified A soon as they got borne, tbey sat down, with their elbows upon their knees, and bid their faces between their bands. The only words they could be brought to ntter were : ' Too much icnok-?—too much noise—too macb hon-es—too much men—too mac fa every thing.' '• Some peopie who attend pclhc lectures on natural philosophy, .th the expectation of being much amused and instructed, go home wnh feeiings sim.itr to those of the poor E-qu oi iUX : tbey feel that tbey have bad too much of every icing Toe lecturer bas Dot ' bad time to explain bis terms, nor to repeat ihem t. i tfaev are di-unel in tae memory of hi* audience. With children, every mode of in struction mu-t be hurtful,which fat.goes atten tion ; therefore ask..: *! instructor wiii. as mock as possible, avoid the mar.ner of teaching, to wbicb the public lecturer s in some degree competed bv Lis situation."—.l Tit.-* £ £*■ vertk. A H;GBS* Enicwnos NEEOEO BT trt?.r Hciuv Bxiso.— common potion has been that tne mis of the people aeci to other cul ture than tb.s ctcessarj to til them fx their Tar.ous trades; and though lh"* error is passing away, it is far f*ca be.ng exploded. Bat the ground of a man's cu.iure lies in his nature.not in bis caiiiag. II -* powers are to be unfoided on accoont of their inherent dignity. He is to be educated becaaSe bo is * man, cot because be is to make shoes, nails or pins A trade is plainij cot the great end of L.s beng, for his mind cannot be shut np in it. * * * A mind, in which are sown the seeds of wisdom. i .snit-rest' k does£. firmce** of purpose, and piety, is worth mors than a.. the outward material j Ttarev.s of a world I; exisu for iteifJoriti j (>s per fee HOC, aod MAST sea bs enslaved TO ita own crolheg'a animal wax's