W E DOLLAR PER ANNUM INVARIABLY IN ADVANCE. TOWANDA : Thursday Morning, August 15, 1861. clecttb Calt. (From Harper s Weekly.] " Cool Conover." A REVOLUTIONARY TALE OF MONMOUTH. " >'o Amos, no—l am uot cruel ; not hard ! Br ted 1 would not injure you for the orld-you who have been only good to me B „dmine; and for that very reason 1 would tell vou the plain truth. Ido not understand 'tall when you tell me of this fearful Jove • all your pleadings only frightens me. J lave we not been as brothers and sister all our lives 7 Why should you feel so differently toward uie now? Mother says you are an, other son to her since William went to the nrmv Why can't you stay at home where we need vou* so much, mid be the same dear, rood brother to me you have always have been? Tis you who are hard heal ted and cruel to say that I make YOU go away when I don't want you to go at all." I don't blame you Alice, but I must ? o. I've thought of you with every hand's iuru I have done here for so long ll at I could not bring the cows from the meadow lot, or rodown to the spring there for water, with out being minded of you every step. Even has your name on her, and I couldn't I jjiiit it out nohow. 1 could uot go on here mthe old way without the old hopes and thoughts about you. It always seemed to me, Alice,just as though it was natural and right for you to love me—just as though, when times comes right again, we'd be married and—" " There, don't talk so any more, Amos. I at't feel as you do, and 1 don't want to, ei ar. 1 would do anything iu the world to | ire vou stay at home aud be reasonable as .ought to, but I can't be sentimental. I'll • ;alor you, but love you in that way I can tut. 1 don't know how and that's the end of it. Much longer the young people talked to gether, but " the eud of it was as the maiden nail said ; and so Amos Conovn went away to share the hardships and glory of those men I who suffered through the frigid winter in I Valley Forge, anu an after summer on the I scorching plains of Mot.mouth. At long inter- I sals the families at Ileal would hear some I word of li tin, and ever that he was forroost I among the many brave. Who so daring as I those unhappy ones without hope to make life Bikar ? When Amos left Deal he bitterly B'wight he cared uot if he never saw home ■ oiu. Twas nearly two ypars after young Connver loiue when William Heiidrickson —Al- ■ brother—returned on leave, and bring- news that Amos had been promoted. H.:-: was to have a company as soon us he at- HtaiMd his majority, anil that he had earned ■ li/W honors. llis name was always offered Bien volunteers were called for services of ■tliculty and danger ; ami his longshore ed- Bntiou in habits of endurance, his hardihood ■ >.: self reliance, rendered him peculiarly ca llable of acting where instant ability and cool I courage alone could snatch success from the Ittrvjaws of the threatening destruction. Willi I the natural instinct of youth ciiugiug tp life, I lie would sometimes shrink from an unusually B ha/.urdous undertaking ; but at such moments II desperate memory of Alice would urge him lon. and thinking, " I know she'll be sorry if llucvtr coute back," he would dash eagerly Bforward into the most reckless exploits. And B*htn, returning from some perilous scout, I 1 glided quietly in am >ug his companions ■ round the camp-fire, their earnest welcome Hindsiucereprai.se only made him long for wel- I .'iae and praise which could not be his.— B .'eu the commendations of the chief lost half Httir value because they could uot be heard H*W. " Would she care to know they % brave ?" This question, always recur- H"land always despartugly answered, stirred ■ heart of the young so'dier continually, ■ 'bating him to new deeds of heroism, until I tool Couover" become known to friends and ■ *•, a* the impersonation of skill and dar H During the ra-morablc spring of 1778, the I tfeesof Sir Henry (Jliuton entered New Jer ■*J, whither they were immediately followed B - The light troops of the ■ ' -'•itiueutal urtuy.especially the '"Jersey Blues" H'-e very active, iu harrassing the enemy, ■ ••LUG oif his foraging parties and pluuder lu? hands of Kneiphauseu's Hessians. Often ■ >a °Bvnthe minute tneu of Monmouth won d ■"t their homes, for the first time in Honly to defend them against the ma bug attacks of those Herman troopers. ■ bur young Captain and his little command ■ r L' Uot idle at this time .of need. Hardly |" J ° Jau expedition leave the Hessian camp ■ secretly that those watchful ones would not ■ ' * ot it. llardly could the troopers move or quietly that a small but gallant I' w wli] uot dash in upon them and prevent ■ contemplated mischief, or at least avenge I-. ? lUc ' ta,1 d rescue the prisouers. So often ■ • '. youug Jerseymau send the moss-troo- HJJJ, "? ln l? houte, burdened with hard knocks Blirl i °i' ' )00, I r ' l h a t the whole K ueipbausen Hiot, •• ' ttr dread the name of " Cool Bia Tfcr ' ° r " kovcuboveu," us they called ■ jjV 1 "* the Right succeeding the battle of r Menry Clinton withdrew from RLi !* JMlluu ou the battle grouud, and retreat li ' J * au l the sea board. Washington also northward, leaving the New Jersey m^ enl, u "der Ueueral Dickeuson.to watcii of the enemy. Divided into small ■tfbis ""Spaftie* they coveted the whole line B'Mt® carrying out that harrassing I- inr i' ti4t "'' cs theu scorued by the regulars, ■Hted i ? Um , e ° f " busb tight'ug." But since I Thai r beBt ttruiles °f the world. P U ' B Couover was a leader iu this t>'-'E:ce we may be sure, as usual, the THE BRADFORD REPORTER. Hessians were the objects of his special atten tion. Kneiphausen's dragoons formed a part of Cliutou's rear-guard, and their raids in every direction were punished with a promptness aud severity which exasperated them to the last degree. Many an old farmhouse bears wituess yet to the sharpuess of these struggles. At noon, on the second day of their march, the dragoons halted near Eatontown. On re suming the route, a detachment of about sixty men deployed from the main body and turning off southwards towards Long Branch. Front his lookout, near at baitd.Conover distinguish ed the buff facings of a Continental officer's uniform in their midst. Unwilling to spare a single man from service which were needed more than all, he resolved to follow them alone. Deputing the command to his lieuten ant, he set out, with a grim smile of determin ation, to cope, single-handed, with sixty well armed ruffians, nearly every one of whom had cause to hate him bitterly. Familiar with every foot of the ground he easily kept near the troops, sometimes gaining an advance by crossing corners, and lying in wait for them to pass ; sometimes far in the rear, when the open country afforded him no j shelter The prisoner he recoguized as Lieu j tenant-Colonel Reynolds, of New York, who had beeu missing since the day of battle.— ! Amos rightly supposed they were hastening to embark him on hoard the 11.8 M sloop of A'ar Vulture known to be in the offing as the i advance guard of Lord Howe's fleet. As they drew near the sea boards.whore old home land marks grew more and more frequent, and occasional glimpse of the Atlantic stirred up old home memories, his indignant hatred of the hireling invaders became almost uncontrol- j lable. He could scarce restrain his impulse | to fire on them,- and then spring iu and lay ' about liirn rirht and left. Instead ot stopping, as he had expected at | Long Branch, they kept ou toward Deal; and his thoughts, which until now had been for ; the prisoner, turned with breathless anxiety to his home and to tiers. lie sought in vain for an opportunity to hasten forward and warn his friends of the near danger ; the road was en tirely clear—running through level fields for miles, and 'twas onl v with the greatest difficul ty he contrived to keep covered in the rear. On arriving at Hendricksou's Lane the dra goons stopped, and after consulting together j a moment, turned in—apparently attracted bv j the sleek cattle in the meadow lot. With a i smothered groan Amos watched them ; hardly I had the last man disappeared behind the hedge j w hen ho sprang into the field and crouching j along a dry ditch, followed at half pistol shot. As they turned into the doorway of her house, he gained the shelter of a haystack, and peer ing out, he saw Alice come out, startled by the tramp of horses. Lovlier than ever she had grown in the years since they had parted. Even the brutal dragoons ure awed by this vision of virgin beauty, and approached here with certain respect. She evidently did "not understand their demands which were repeat ed to her mother in such threatening manner that the prisoner immediately interfered ! A j blow from the back of a sabre stretched him upon the lloor, where he was bound and then • lashed fast to one of the pillars of the piazza. ; This cruelty, intended to strike terror to j the hearts of the defeueeless women, excited only indignation and abhorrence. When one of the Hessians speaking a little English coin- | matidcd, with much blustering and cursing, that the cows should be brought up and milk ed for tliem, Alice rau to the bars and stood before them in defiant attitude, declaring that not a single animal should be touched while she lived. How little did she dream that, : within ten yards, Amos Couover lay conceal ed—trembling with loving admiration and fear for her. Poor child 1 The troopers only laughed at her display of courage, and were soon in the meadow driving the herd towards the baru. The lirst that came up was a fine white cow, which Amos remembered as a net heifer when he left home. She was the favorite still, and as she passed, Alice threw her arms around the poor creature's neck, and cried as though her heart would break. The English-speaking Hessian came to put a bridle rein on the cow's iiorus, andjliercely ordered Alice away. Put she clung to her old friend begging that this one might be spared, though the rest of the herd oe taken. With a savage oath the doom ed man seized her arm, and throwing her to the ground struck her with the end of the bri die. In an instant a rifle ball crashed through his brain ; and as other troopers rushed for ward, laying violent hands 011 Alice, Cool Con over was among them—not cool now, but seething and boiling to the tips of his fingers with burning raire. His clubbed rifle, whirl ing in swift circles around his head ; protect ing h:m e f fritn the sabres, aid filling a foe at each down swoop, now on one side, now on the other, Amos was no mean match for a dozen frightened marauders. But how raauy oue mau prevail twenty —ay, in a moment against fifty heavily armed dragoons. The consternation produced by his suddeu appear ance aud his terrific blows, brings to our hero's mind and wild thought—to catchup Alice and fly while he may ; but already 'tis too late.— Hemmed in on every side, borne down by weight of numbers he is overpowered, disarm ed, and pinioned with a saddle girth. 1 suppose I ought to say here that Alice had became insensible ; but as she did not do anything of the kind, truth forbids my making such statement. On the contrary, she main tained such control of her faculties,that know ing the esteem in which Amos was held by Hessians, she repressed the joyful exclamation which rose to her lips, and did not allow hei self to recognize him by word or deed. Not so considerate was Colonel Reynolds. No sooner was Auios brought near him than he cried out, in astonishment, "Good Heavens Cool Conover, as I live I" CoolConover! " Kalt Kovenhoven !" How the words flew among the troopers! " Had they really caught him ?" They could scarce credit their good fortune, old veterans of the fight comiDg to peer into his yoothful face PUBLISHED EVERY THURSDAY AT TOWANDA, BRADFORD COUNTY, PA., BY E 0. GOODRICH. with incredulous wonder. Half-wild with de light, they dragged him out upon the grass, and went dancing round him with barbaric yells of triumph The horses even were brought to see, iu the hour of his fall, the man who had caused them many a hard gallop. Since the discovery was made and beyond remedy, Alice uo longer avoided her old time lover, but sought to be near him and comfort him whenever she was allowed to. She blamed herself greatly for being the cause of his cap ture ; she would never cease to regret bringing him to harm. Then she reproved his termeri ty, the admiration of her eyes believing the words of her mouth the while. There certain ly was uo need that she should embrace him while talking with him,especially as he couldn't return the compliment. Perhaps she thought to protect him from the Hessian sabres, or perhaps was weeping on his shoulder. Not a bit of it. She was thinking how he might escape, and telling him of her plans. " I'll set the bam on fire," she says ; " and the moment their attention is directed by that I'll cut this baud and you cau be off on one of tlieir horses." " No, Alice, bless your dear heart ! They'd oidy murder you if I get away. You try and take your mother over to our house, and any silver or such like that you cau carry handy Then get a team over there if you cau, aud all drive down to Cedar Islaud." " I'm coming back to help you, Amos." " No, no, dear girl, you must not. If there is any chance you may be sure I'll try it ; but if they fouud you helping me they would shoot us both in a minute." Fortunately for their composure,these young people did not understand the amiable diseus ; siou going in around them. The Hessians j were divided iu opiuiou as to whether they i would hack their captive to pieces where he j stood, each ia rotation giving him a cut, or . hang him to the nearest tree. The argument : for hanging finally prevailed, hanging being considered the most degrading death. Ttte growth of wood about Deal being most ly small cedars, the troopers could find uo tree suitable for their purpose except on the far side of Poplar Creek, a quarter of a mile dis tant. To the creek, theTi, they took their way, tweuty men marching iu advance ; next the fated prisoner, with a guard of half a dozen on each side ; then the rest of the men—about a score—bringing up the rear. Poplar Creek, like most others 'long shore, is very deep except just at the mouth, where it widens out aud pours across the beach into the sea, a broau shallow stream. The proces sion, accordingly, passed dowu the creek to the shore where they prepared to cross with pre cise military ceremony. First, the tweuty in advance were ordered over, and when they were in positiou ou tie other side, the prison er and his twelve keepers entered the stream, thus keeping each bank guarded while tlx. pri.-oner was crossing—a very wise disposition uo doubt, but one just calculated to uffurd tit daring 'longshoreman a chance to escape. No. was he slow to perceive and improve it. When i in the middle of the stream he contrived to ! stumble agaiust the tneu next him, on the off: shore side, and threw two of tliem without fall ing himself. During the confusion incident to tlieir struggling and sputtering iu the water, with a mighty effort he burst his bauds and was off, far out in the boiling surf. After the Dutch bewildered astonishment had subsided the first impulse was to fire on the bold swimmer. A dozen ineffectual shots were tried, and then the captain concluded it was only a waste of powder. They would have the pleasure of seeing him nearly drown, and then lie would wash ashore to be hung alter all. It certainly did soem impossible that any hnman being could exist ia the serf that day. The wind had been blowing a gale from the southward and eastward, and the brakers roll ed iu over the bar higher than a two story house. But to Cool Couover the chances were not so utterly desperate as they seemed. Fa miliar with the spot from childhood, he un derstood well all its dangers and all human means of overcoming them For the rest he trusted to Providence. Swimming with all his strength, he would dive iuto the middle of each wave as ho met it, and gaining a little as it passed over him, would take a long breath and be ready for the next one. And so, more than half the time deep buried in the water, he strove manfully ou determined to drown rath er than go back. Two or three times his brain whirled round, and the blackness of darkness came over hitn before his hard-tried limbs could force him through the solid water. Buffeted and dashed about, in spite of his best efforts, by the coming seas, had uot spirit and flesh been strong aud resolute the Hessians might have hung his body yet. But at last, weary aud worn, in sad plight indeed, he did pull through. In still water outside the bar, having divested himself of his coat and boots, he could float with only his nose aud mouth above water and rest in com parative comfort. His trials were uot yet over, however. If he proposed to wait and land under cover of night he ntnst have felt that his situation was hopeless. As the leugtheued shadows slowly gathered into twilight he could see the dragoons extending their line up aud down shore, evidently intending to bivouac on the sand. Now swiming in a little way as the first breaker buoys him tip, he can sec them gathering wood for their camp fires. The captain has a field glass and is looking off, watching for the Vulture perhaps. Amos wishes she would staud in and pick him up — there might be a chance of exchange. Now there is a hurried movement down shore and bugle calls to arms. What can it be ? Far away to the southward a little speck, at oue moment dancing feather like on the top most crest of a wave, the next lost in the trough of the sea. A bit of drift wouldn't ride so light as that ; surely it must be a boat ? And with rapid stokes hand over hand, the lone swimmer also hurried dowu shore. But soon he is forced to stop breathless ; and float ing waits the approach of the little object slow ly drawing near. It is indeed a boat; a tiDy crescent shaped, canoe like surf, lapstreaked, " RESARDLESS OF DENUNCIATION FROM ANY QUARTER." of thin narrow cedar boards, and weighing hardly more than a hundred pounds. Amos knows all this iu a moment. That skiff was built by his hands. 'Tis his owu little boat, bearing Alice's Dame, the uame he couldu't paint out DO how. And God bless her ! Alice herself holds the oars. With flying curls, and head over shoulder, she watches the tremendous seas as they come 1 thundering in, threatening instant destruction to her frail bark. But, guided by her steady ; hand, the good skiff springs lightly up, high up the almost perpendicular wall of water, ' lingers an instant on its foam-crowned crest, 1 then with a dart, like the swoop of au osprey, 1 shoots down the far side. Amos waves his haud and tries to shout. — I His breath is almost gone, and from his throat ! filled with salt water, comes only a gurgling ! moan. No matter, he has secu her and she knows it. They have 6ecn her too from the shore.— The valliant Hessians were drawn up in battle array. The enemy is in sight—a defenseless I girl—out on the heaving ocean, alone in an j open boat. Courage, brave soldiers, fifty car i bines strong. Steady iu the rauks now. "Make j ready ! Take aim ! Fire. Two or three scattering shots answer the ! command. They might as well have fired at a swallow on the wing us at that soaring, div | ing little egg shell, tossing on the long seas. For humauity's sake, let us believe that most of the troopers emptied their pans, and uot, as they assert, that the ocean spray has damp ened their powder. Alice does not even know of the kind mes sages the Hessians are sending after her. Ev ery uerve sharp braced, every fibre leuse with exertion, the noble girl sees only the corning waves—hears only their hollow roar as they dash upon the sand. The least turn of an oar might swamp her boat, aud leave her—broth er to drown. She did not once turn her head, but with steady, well timed strokes slowly ; draws near to him. Though almost exhausted | he swims iuto the self to meet her.' She sees | him coming, and waits in the trough as he is ! thrown towards her by a curling wave. He grasps the quarter rail as she leans far over the other side to balance his weight as he elam bers in. But the wave lifts the light boat away from him, aud his strength is all gone. | For the first time Alice pales with alarm.— What cau she do ? If she but tnove toward i him, the canoe will turnover, ar.d both be lost. Her despair is complete when she sees him loose first one haud, then the other, and drop into the sea. The next moment, however, his face appears above the sternsbonrd, smiling eucouragiugly. Clinging to the board, he di rects her, in hoarse, choaking whispers, to poll over the bar. How gladly she bends to the work ! The little boat does uot lift quicker to a sea than her heart to his grasping words. 'Tis a weary pull, towing a utau's weight so far Those poor arars do ache terribly. But when they reach still water, when she can at last ship the oars, she springs to the stern locker and her strength is renewed as her hands touch his, cold aud iuauimate though they are. She almosts lifts him iuto the boat, where he sinks down, limp and lifeless enough—dear in deed to the alternative which he chose rather than hanging. Oh for a girl, iu these days, with the fore thought which placed iu the boat a heavy coat and the stores'a hall drowned mat: might need. Thanks to 6ttch cousidcrateness, and to the kindest ministrations, Amos soon revived, and in an hour was pulling lustily up-shore, by light of the stars. That he was not. much the worse for his long bath I infer from his march ing back to Deal that night, surprising the Ilessiaus witli force enough to put them utter ly to rout, rescuing Col. Reynolds, and saviug his home and ti:rs from pillage. I know not what change may have come to the heart of Alice Heuiirieksou during that night on the sea, but certain it is she bacame the wife of Amos. Ttieir story was told to the writer hereof, by their son, Captain Beit Con- j over, the brave old wrecker of Deal. [From the New York Evening Post.] Adventure of a Spy. I have lately returned from the South, but my exact whereabouts in that reigor, for ob\i ous reasons, it would not be politic to state. Suspected of being a northerner it was often to my advantage to court obscurity. Known as a spy, " short shrift" and a ready roap would have prevented the blotting of this paper.— Hanging, disguised, on the outskirts of a camp, mixed with its idlers, laughing at their jokes, examining their arms, counting their numbers, endeavoring to discover the plans of their leaders, listening to this party aud pursuing that, joining iu the chorus of a song, betting ou rebel success, cursing abolitionism, reviling Lincoln, traducing Scott, extolling Beauregard, despising northern lighters, luughiug at their tactics and sueeriDg at their weapons, praisiug the beauty of southern belles and decrying that of Dortheru, calling New York a den of cut-throats, and New Orleans a paradise of immaculate chivalry, is but a small portion of the practice of my profession as a spy. This may not seem hon orable nor desirable. As to the honor, let the country that beuefits by investigations and warnings of the spy be judga ; and the dan. er, often iucurred, is more serious aud personal than of the battle-field, which may, perhaps, detract from its desirability. It was a dark night not a star on the glim mer I had collected my quotum of inte ligence, and was on the move for the uorthern lines. I was approaching the bank 6tream whose waters 1 had to cross, and theu some miles to traverse before I could reach the pickets of our gallaut troops. A feeling of uneasiness begun to creep over me ; I was on the out skirts of a wood fringing the dark waters at my feet, whose presence conld scarcely bo de tected but for their sullen murmurs as they rushed through the gloom. The winds sighed in gentle accordance. I walked forty or fifty yards along the bank. I then crept on all fours along the ground aud groped with my hands I paused—l groped again—my breath thickened, perspiration oozed from me at every pore, and 1 was prostrated with hor ror ! I had tnis9ed my landmark and knew i not where I was. Below or above, beneath the shelter of the batik, lay the skiff I had hidden, ten days before, when I commenced j my operations among the followers of Jeff 1 Davis. 1 As I stood gasping for breath, with all the unmistakable proof of tny calling about me. | the sudden cry of a bird or the plunging of a fish, would act like maguetism on my frame, uot wont to shudder at a shadow. No matter how pressing the danger may be, if a man sees an opeuing for escape he breathes with freedom. But let him be surrounded by dark ness, impenetrable at two yards distance, within rifle's length of concealed foes, for what knowledge he has to the contrary ; knowing too, with painful accuracy that detection of his presence would reward him with a sodden aud violeut death, and if he breathes uo faster and feels his limbs as free aud his spirit as light as when taking a favorite promenade, he is more fitted for a hero that I am. In the agony of that moment —in the sud dru aud utter helplessness, I felt to discover my true bearings—l was about to let myself gently into the stream and breast its current, for life and death. There was no alternative. The northern pickets must be reached iu safe ty before the morning broke, or I should soou be swinging between heaven and earth from some green limb of the black forest iu which I stood. At that moment the low, snlleu bay of a blood hound struck my ear. The souud was reviving ; the fearful stillness brokeu. The nncertaiu dread fled before the certain dan ger. I was standing to my middle iu the shallow bed of the river, just beneath the juttiug bauks. After the pause of a few sec onds 1 began to creep,mechanically and stealth ily, down the stream, followed, as I knew from the rustling of the grass and freqneut breaking of a twigs, by the insatiable brute ; although, by certain uneasy growls, I felt as sured he was at fault. Something struck against my breast. I could not prevent a slight cry from escaping me as strctcbiug out my hand I grasped the gunwale of a boat moored beueath the hank. Betweeu surprise aud joy I felt Jltalf choked. In an iustant I had scrambled on board ar.d begun searching for the paiuter in the bow, iu order to cast her from her fastenings. Suddenly a bright ray of moonlight—the first gleam of hope in that night !—fell direct- | 1 y on that spot, revealing the silvery stream, | my own skiff, (hidden there ten days before,) I lighting the deep shadowy of the verging wood, and ou the log half buried in the bank, I aud from which I bad that iustant cast the liue that had bound me to it, the supple form of the crouching blood hound, his red eyes gleaming in the moonlight, jaws distended aud i poising for the spring. With one dart the j light skiff was yards out in the stream ■ and the savage after it. With an oar I aimed a blow at his head, which, however, he eluded with ease. In the effort thus made the boat careened over toward my antagonist, who made a desperate effort to get his fourpaws over the side, at the same time seizing hole of the gunwale with his teeth. Now or never was my time to get rid of the accursed brute. I drew my revolver and placed the muzzle between his eyes, but hesitated to fire, for that one report might bring on me a volley from the shore. Meantime the strength of the dog careened the frail craft so much that the water rushed over the side, threatening to swamp her. I changed my tac tics, threw tny revolver into the bottom of the skiff.and grasped my " bowie," keen as a Malay creese, and glittering, as I released it from the sheath, like a moonbeam on the stream. Iu an instant I had severed the sinewy throat of the hound, cuttiug through brawn aud mus cle to the uap of the neck. The tenacious wretch gave a wild, convulsive leap half out of the water, than sank and was gone. Five minutes pulling landed me on the oth cr side of the river, and in au hour after, with out further accident, I was among friends, encompassed by the northern lines. That night 1 related at hoadqunrters the intelligence I had gathered, and in a few days shall agaiu be gleauing kuowledge in the southern camp. RAT STORY.— We are assured that once, in Scotland, a thrifty laird, finding his store of eggsdiminishiug.watchedtosee how the thieves could carry them away. He saw three rats go together to the pile of eggs, when,one turn ing on his back, the others rolled an egg up on hitn, which he clasped safely to his hosom, aud his companions, taking his tail in their mouths, started off like a team drawing a sledge, and disappeared behind some barrels ; which were the outer fortifications of their castle. • JST" There are about twenty-eight pounds of blood iu the human body and this all passes through the heart, according to physiologists, ouce in about every minute and a half. AN ARTICLE, announcing the decease of a person, says : " His remains were committed to that bourne whence uo traveller returns at tended by his frieuds." Wnr is the bridegroom more expensive than the bride? Because the bride is always " given away," and the bridegroom is frequent ly " sold." ISf- The two most precious things now en closed in hoops, arc girls and kegs of powder —danger of blowing up from both—keep the sparks away from them. A country schoolmaster thus descrihes a money leuder : "He serves you iu the pres ent tense—he lends you in the conditional mood —keeps you in the subjective—and ruins ycu in the future. A rnraf poet, in describing his lady love. gays : " She is graceful as a water Illy, while her breath is like an armful of clover." VOL. XXII. —NO. 11. (Ekcational Department. Teachers' Institutes. The Teachers Institutes tor Bradford Co , for the Fall of 18i.il, will be holdeu at the fol l lowing times and places. Each Institute will commence ou Mouday, at 2 o'clock, P. M , and close ou the following Saturday at 12 ; noon : At Athens Borough, Sept. 2d,for the towns ; of Atheus, Ridgbury, Burlington, Litchfield, i Suiithfield, Ulster und Sheshequin. At Rome, Sept. 9th, for Rome, Wysox, ilerrick, Pike, Orwell, Warren, Windham, Standing Stone. Sept. ltith, at Columbia X Roads, for Colom bia, Wells, South Creek, Springfield, Troy Armenia, Canton, West Bnrliugton. At Terry town, Sept. 23d, for Wyalusing, Tusca , rora, Wilmot, Terry, Asylum. At Monroe ! ton, Sept. 30th, for Leßoy, Granville, Fraok ! liu, Albauv, Overtou, the Towandas, and Monroe. Teachers are respectfully requested to be prompt and punctual ou the first day. Much atteutiou will be given to the subject of reading. The State Suderiuteudeut has re quired teachers to be inspected,and have their certificates graded in the " Theory of Teach ing hence, special instruction in that depart meut will be given. Teachers should bring with them readers of different kinds, writing paper and pencils,sing | ing books and grammars. It is that I there will be a full attendance at each Insti tute. The frieuds of education are iuvited to attend as much and as oftcu as they can find j it convenient. August 15, 18G1. C. It. COBURX. Consolation in Teaching. Amidst all the difficulties with which the instructor has to contend, there is much to al leviate his burdens, much to cheer bim iu bis | troubles and preplexities, much to enconrage him in his exertions. True, he is subject to the contempt of the ignorant aristocrat, the contumely of the purse proud millionaire, and j the ueglect of the ambitious politiciau. He ! cau rarely aspire to the honors of office, or to ! the ease and luxuries of wealth. But, at such apparantiy disheartening oircuiastauces, souud philosophy and geuuine philanthropy only smile. There is a luxury in doing good, which abundantly compensates for many deprivations. The principle enemies agaiust which the in structor has to combat,are vice and iguorance. He is, therefore, never culled upon to battle iu any unjust cause. He never has to defend the wrong in opposition to the right, and his most efficient weapons are bloodless arrows.— Aloof from the turmoils of political strife, be youd the influence of that most bewitching and most deceitful of svrens, ambition for political distinction, and rarely jaundiced by inordinate thirst for gold, he is comparatively removed from temptations to which other classes of wen are exposed. The legitimate object of his exertions, the end of his proper aspirations, is to impart and develop the good and the true, to repress and correct the evil and the false, to make mankiud wiser, purer, holier. What a glorious goal for ambition, purified troin its gross and poisonous elemeuts ! The materials, too, placed iu the teacher's hands—what are they ? Immortat minds, in their nascent uud most pliant stale, ready to be moulded into forms of undying beauty and perfection, or distorted into shapes of hideous and ever during ugliuess. The sculptor fash ious out the inanimate marble into the " coun terfeit presentment " of a man, while he who converts an ignorant and vicious child into a well informed and virtuous citizen, creates, it may be said, the real man himself. The in structions, admonition u:d exhortations of the clergymau, too oftcu fall ineffectively upon the indurated heait of the adult, aud not (infre quently, are too geuerul and comprehensive to reach the feeble understanding of the young. But the intelligent, kind-hearted teaeher, cau adapt his iustructious to the comprehension and affections of his tender and flexible charge. Here, then, is a field worthy of the highest efforts of the wisest and most skillful husbaud man. Besides, how cheering to the teacher are the subsequent success and respectability of his pupils. To possess sensible evideuce that we have been instrumental in sending outiutothe world, men and women who are an oruameut to their country aud a blessing to their race, is surely to slight compensation for the anxie ties we may have suffered, the toils we may have endurod. aud the patience and persever auce we may have exercised. To feel that we have rescued eveu one individual from an ignominous or premature death, is more true and lasting glory than to have won a crown. And tnen the gratitude cherished by his pupils throughout life, towards a faithful instructor, comes to bis heart like refreshing dew-drops. Finally, the teacher's vocation is becoming more aud more appreciated ; and he himself, as he improves in character and knowledge, fulfils more faithfully and efficiently the sacred charge entrusted to him, aituius to increased respect and a higher remuneration for his services. With such motives to cheerfulness and en ergetic action, let no teaeher despair; let noae despiso or slight his calling ; for even the humble and obscure guide of the lowest grade of children, may be accomplishing the true pnrposes of life, far more perfectly than he who rides victorious over conquered nationa, or he who sits in jeweled majesty, sovereign over the richest and broadest domaius.—Mas* sacAusetts Teacher. CONTENTION.—I never love salamanders that are never well bat when they are in the fire of contention. I will rather suffer a thousand wrongs than offer one—l will suffer a hundred rather than return one—l will suffer many,ere I will complain of one, and endeavor to right it by contending. I have ever foand that to strive with my superior, is furious—with rov equal, doubtful—with my inferior, sordid and base —with any,full of unquietness.— Bp. Hall.