3 it DOLLAR PER INVARIABLY IN ADVANCE. * ■■ ■ ■■■■ - Thursday Morning, July 11, 1860. Stltcftl) |Mrn. WE HAVE BEEN. BY J. WELLINGTON WELCH. We Dave been friends together tint we are parted, HOW ; 1 know thou scoru'st me. for I mark That scorn upon thy brow. TUou'.-t thrust me rudely from thcc, And oft in pain I sigh We hare beta friends together, We are not now—and why! We have been friends together, In happier moments past, When all seemed bright and beautiful - Alas too bright to last. Those davg of joy and bliss have fled, And thi< thought comes to die - We hare ban friends together, Perhaps no more to be. We have been friends together Through many a weary year ; Together we have laughed in glee, Together shed the tear. Thv griefs and sorrows were mine own, Mine were the same to thee, \ were friends together, BO more to be. V, !• have been friends together ; But ah, one little word. Which, all unmeaningly. 1 spoke, < iaiu.-t lue thim; ire has stirred ; lit q all Contumely on my name ; Aye ! scorn me if you will, : Tis sweet to know we h-.re been Irieuds, 1 am thy true friend still. ■ We have been friends together, I But we are doomed to part ; No eve but God' can read the grief Which rem! ' • .-t; i -ken heart. Farewell! and, if in future years, Thy heart bceomes tv-s cold, Who ho. d thee so of old. ill isttlhiuous. ii THE WIFE'S EXPERIMENT. "M:i, vliv tloti'l you ever dress up?" u-ked ■ little .V Hie Thornton, as her mother finished ■ brad.i:ig the child's hair, and tying her clean I. , . There was a momentary surprise on |M.. I'll i's face ; but she answered, care -1 I P n't i'.i i 've to see you lord; pretty ?" v-'v.",'. e'.Jd. The mother did not reply, Hi;: jMuiii.Marily she glanced at her slovenly the faded and worn calico dress and H ,gv apr< i, both bearing witness to an inti- Hkiak' acq i iintancc with the di.-hpau and stove s.'ip-shod shoes, and soiled stockings— H . -lie could not help rem e tube ring how she lid appeared that morning with uncombed I and prepared her husband's breakfast [i. ire he left home for the neighboring tnar [.. i"W. " Sure enough !" mused she, " how i Jo look !" and then Memory pointed back a I ,v wars to a neatly and tastefully-dressed h.iiikn, sometimes busy in her father's house, .win mingling with her young companions", at never untidy in her appearance, always !i and blooming ; and this she knew, full i, was a picture of herself, when Charles i.ion. ton first won her young heart. Such II ••-us the bride lie had taken to his pleasant ! me,—how ha 1 mature life fulfilled the ; - of yutli '{ I;- w,; .-till comely in features, graceful in few would call her a handsome or an 1.. 1 woman ; for, alas ! all other haraoteristics were overshadowed by this re ; ve trait. Yet she loved to sec others tf.at, ai.d her house and children did not seem W' to her, so well kept and tidy did 'tii y w'.ways look. As a housekeeper she cx ° • Ati .ilier husband was long in acknowl -1 11 :,;:n-clf the unwelcome fact that he ■ ! an incorrigible sloven. I D ike too many young wives, she be- Ik'R'. t > crow negligent in regard to her dress, r- < :,'v excused her in his own mind, and I' fdit " she is not well," or, "she has so r' i'!i to do," an l perceiving no abatement in ~ kin'! attentions, she naturally concluded lie : ; rl-etly satisfied. As her family cares ; "Oa-' J, and she went less into company, she ' ■Tamo -till more careless of her personal ap inee, and contented herself with seeing it nothing was lacking which could contrib-' husband and chil- I I m ver - lppo-dng that so trivial a matter JWII apparel E-mld possibly affect their Ail this chain of circumstances I unt - 'ts-ght of passed before her, as Alle pratt]• r at lmr side repcateel the Don't I'a love to see you look ,ett y v> I , ' "'> my child," she answered, and her rc ■ Wls token, — she would try an experi provc whether Mr. Thornton was V '■ f i! 8 ere lit on the subject or not. Giv- II " ,) ;c a picture-book with which to amuse V she went to her own room, mentally | O'UifJ, "at any rate, I'll never put ou this I - -not even washing day." s>hc pro- I her clothes press and removed one i'.V-V ;er anot hcr, some were ragged, others I I • , ar.d out of style, and some unfit to J , r . al s'" 3 found one which had ' JOCa Did aside, as "too light to r •• - out the house."' It was a nice Drench I | 'se colored and white, aud she retneni | , ' on '- e been a favorite with her bus- I lie 0 ' adage " fashions come round r ' years," seemed true in this case ; for ( ._y rcss was made in the then prevailing lb Jt is Just thc thi "S" sllc t'looght, and -v. ened to perform her toilette, saying t " 3l - '■ " I must alter my dark giughatn to " nu UJ s . a, 'd get it all ready before !'- '. JU j cs . e -' Then she released her t. " a a .' r ' rom its imprisonment in a tw'stj and carefully brushing THE BRADFORD REPORTER. PUBLISHED EVERY THURSDAY AT TOWANDA, BRADFORD COUNTY, PA., BY E. O'MEARA GOODRICH. its still glossy waves, she plaited it in the broad braids which Ch'arles used so much to admire in the days of her girlhood. The unwonted task brought back many re miniscences of those long vanished years, and tears glistened in her eyes as she thought of. the many changes time had wrought in those she loved, but she murmured, " What hath sadness like the change in ourselves we find ?" Ia that hour she realized how an apparently trivial fault had gained the mastery over her, and imperceptibly had placed a barrier be tween her and the one she loved on earth.— True, he.never chidcd her, —never apparently noticed her altered appearance,—but she well knew he no longer urged her going into socie ty, nor did lie seem to care about receiving his friends at bis own bouse, although he was a social man, and bad once felt proud to intro duce his young wife to his large circle ot ac quaintances. Now, they seldom went out together, ex cepting to church, and even dressing for that was generally too much of an effort for Mrs. Thornton, —she would stay at home " to keep house," after preparing her little ones to ac company their father, and the neighbors soon ceased expecting her at public worship or in their social gatherings—and so, one by one, they neglected to call on her until but very few of the number continued to exchange triciidlv civilities with her. She had wonder ed at this, and felt mortified and pained here tofore ; now she clearly saw it was her own i fault, the vail was removed from her eyes, aud the mistake of her life was revealed iu its true enormity. Sincerely did she repent of her past error, calmly aud seriously resolved ou | future and immediate amendment. Meanwhile her huuds were not idle, and at length the metamorphosis was complete.— The bright pink drapery hung gracefully about her form, imparting an unusual brilliancy to her complexion,— her best wrought collar was fastened with a costly brooch, her husband's wedding gift, which had not seen the light for many a day. Glancing once more at her inir j ror, to be certain her toilette needed no more finishing touches, she took her sewing, and re j turning to the sitting room. Little Nellie had wearied of her picture book and was now playing with the kitten.— As Mrs. Thornton entered she clapped her hands in childish delight, exclaimed, "Oh, M;i, how pretty—pretty !" and running to her kissed her again and again, then drew her lit tle chair close to her side, and eagerly watch* ' ed her as she plied the needle, repairing the gingham dress. Just before it was complete Nellie's broth ers came from school, and pausing at the half opened door, Willie whispered to Charlie, " I guess we've got company, for mother'? all dressed up." It was with mingled emotions of plea-ure and pain that Mrs. Thornton observ ed her children were unusually docile and obe c'ient, hastening to perform their accustomed duties without being even reminded of them. Children are natural and unaffected lovers of the beautiful, and their intuitive perceptions will not often suffer from comparison with the , opinions of mature worldly wisdom. It was with a feeling of admiration that these chil dren now looked upon their mother, aud seem ed to consider it a privilege to do something for her. It was " let me get the kindlings," —" I will make the fire," —aud " may I fill the tea kettle ?" —instead of, as was sometimes the case, " need 1 do it ?''—" I don't want to," —" why can't Willie ?" Nellie was too small to render much assist ance, but she often turned from her frolic with her kitten, to look at her mother, and utter some childish remark expressive of jty aud love. At last the clock struck the hour when Mr. Thornton was expected, and his wife proceed ed to lay the tublc with unusual care, and to place thereon several choice viunds of which she knew he was particularly fond. Meanwhile let us form the acquaintance of the absent husband and father, whom we find in the neighboring town, just completing his duv's traffic. He is a line looking, middle aired man, with an unmistakable twinkle of kindly feeling in his eye, and the lines of good humor plainly traced about bis mouth—we know at a glance that lie is cheerful and indul gent in his family, and are at once prepossess ed in his favor. As he is leaving the store, where he has made his last purchase for the day, he is ac costed in a familiar manner l>v a tall gentle man just enteringthe door. He recognizes an old friend, and exclaims, "George Morton is it vou ?" The greeting is mutually cordial ; they were friends in boyhood and early youth, but since, Mr. Morton has been practising law in a distant city, they have seldom met, and this is no place to exchange their many cpies tions and answers. Mr. Thornton's fine span of horses and light 'democrat' arc standing sear by, and it needs but little persuasion to induce Mr. Morton to accompany his friend to his home which he lias never yet visited. The conversation is lively and spirited—they reeuii the feats of their school days, and the exper iences of after life, and compare their present position in the world, with the golden future of which they used to dream. Mr. Morton is a bachelor, and very fastidious in his tastes as that class of individuals are prone to be. The recollection of this flashes on Mr. Thorn ton's mind as they drive along towards their destination. At once his zeal in the dialogue abates, and he becomes thoughtful and silent, and docs not urge his team onward, but seems willing to afford Mr. Morton au opportunity to admire the beautiful scenery on either haud —the .hills and valleys clad in the fresh ver dure of June, whiii the lofty mountain ranges look blue and dim in the distance. He cannot help wondering if they will liud his wife in the same sorry predicament in which he left her that muming, and involuntarily shrinks from introducing so slatternly a persouage to his refilled and cultivated friend. But it is now too late to retract his polite invitation — they are entering the old " homestead" —one field more and his fertile farm, with its well kept fences, appears in view. Yonder is his seat white jjoose, surrounded with e.'ffs asd " RFISARDLESS OF DENUNCIATION FROM ANY QUARTER." maples. They drive through the large gate way, the man John comes from the barn to pat up the horses, and Mr. Thornton hurries up the walk to the piazza, leaviug his friend to lollow at his leisure—he must see his wife first, and if possible hurry her out of sight before their visitor enters. He rushes iuto the sit ting room—words cannot express his amaze ment—there sits the very image of his lovely bride, and a self-conseious blush mantles her cheek as he stoops to kiss her with words of joyful surprise—" Why Kllen !" He has time for no more, George Morton has followed him, and he exclaims—" Ha ! Charley, as lover like a ever—hasn't the honey-moon set yet ?" and then he is duly presented to Mrs. Thorn ton, who, under the pleasing excitement of the occasion, appears to fur better advantage than usual. Tea is soon upon the table, and the gentlemen do ample justice to the tempting re past spread before them. A happy meal it is to Charles Thornton, who gazes with admir ing fondness upon his still beautiful wife. — Supper over, Mr. Morton coaxes little Nellie to sit on bis lap, but she sooa slides down, and climbing her father's knee, whispers confiden tially, " Don't mamma look pretty " lie kiss es her and answers, " Yes, my darling." The evening passes pleasantly und swiftly away, and many a half-forgotten smile of their life-pilgrimage is re-called by some way-mark which still gleams bright in the distance.— They both feel younger and better for their interview, and determine never to become so like strangers again. Mr. Morton's soliloquy, as lie retires to the cosy apartment appropri ated to his use is, " Well, this is a happy fam ily ! What a lucky fellow Charley is—such a handsome wife und children—and she so good a housekeeper, too ! Maybe I'll settle down some day myself"—which pleasing idea that night mingled with his visions. The next morning Mr. Thornton watched his wife's movemeuts with some anxiety—lie could not bear to have her destroy the favora ble impression which lie was certain she had made on his friend's mind, and yet some irre sistible impulse forbade bis offering any sug gestion or alluding in any way to the delicate subject so long uumentioned between thein But Mrs. Thornton needed no friendly advice with true womanly tact she perceived the advantage she had gained, aud was not at all inclined to relinquish it. The dark gingham dress, linen collar and snowy apron formed an appropriate and becoming morning attire for a housekeeper ; and the table afforded the guest no occasion for altering his opinion iu regard to the skill or affability of bis amiable hostess. Karly in the forenoon, Mr. Morton took leave of his hospitable friends, being call ed away by pressing affairs of business. Mr. and Mrs. Thornton returned to their ac customed avocations, but it was with renewed energy, and new sense of quiet happiness, no less deeply felt because unexpressed. A day or two afterwards Mr. Thornton invited his wife to accompany him to town, saying he thought she might like to do some shopping ; and she with no apparent surprise, but heart felt [Measure, acceded to the proposal. The ; following Sabbath the village gossips had am | pic food for their hungry eyes (to be digested iat the next sewing society) in the appearance of Mrs. Thornton at church clad in plain but rich costume, an entire new outfit, which they could not deny "made her look ten years younger." This was the beginning of the reform, and it was the dawning of a brighter day for the husband and wife of our story. True, habits of such long standing are not conquered in a week or a month ; and very often was Mrs. Thornton tempted to yield to their long-toler ated sway ; lint she fought valiantly against their influence, aud in time she vanquished them. An air of taste and elegance, before unknown, now pervaded their dwelling, and year after year the links of affection which united them as a family grew brighter and purer, even radiating thc holy light of a Chris tian home. But it was not until many years had passed away, and our little Nellie, now a lovely maiden, was about to resign her place as a pet in her father's household, and assume a new dignity in another's home, that her mother imparted to her thc story of her own early errors, aud earnestly warned her to beware of that insiduous foe to domestic happiness—dis regard of little things —and kissing her daugh ter with maternal pride aud fondness she thanked her for those simple, child like words, which hail changed thc whole current of her destiny—" Don't Da like to see yon, look pret ty !" ' There is a sort of people who, through some notion of their own superiority of wis dom or authority, arc so in the habit of iden tifying their opiuions and prejudices with tbe decrees of Heaven, that they cannot but look upon all who call them in question as wicked - enemies of God and incendiaries in society. They do not doubt that the Almighty thinks precisely as they do ; and expect that their views will bo received with the deference due to an infallible relation. These people do not combat opinions, they cry out against them ; they do not respond to arguments, they ar raign their authors ; they do not seek to con vict ; aud look upon error not us a thiug to be overcome, but to be puuisbed iu the person of its believer. EFFECTS OF CLEANLINESS. —Somebody has said, " with what care and attention do thc feathered race wash themselves, aud put their plumago in order! And how perfectly neat, clean aud elegant do they appear ! Amoug the beasts of the field, we find that those which are the most cleanly, and generally the most gay and cheerful, are distinguished by a certain air of contentment ; and singing birds are always remarkable for the neatness of their plumage. So great is tbe effect of clean liness upon man, that it extends even to his moral character. Virtue never dwelt long with filth ; Dor do we believe there ever was a person scrupulously attentive to cleanliness wfco was a coosuKSPate villa:? " Tlie Withered Heart. I mingle with the gay crowd ; join the fasli iouable circles of society ; engage in the merry dance ; and they, (the world) think I ain happy. When my laugh rings gaily through the throng, some one will say, aside, " she is happy sbo "knows not a care." Mistaken world, you are but a poor judge of the human heart, if you think that a smiling face, and a merry laugh, constitute a happy one. There was a day when I was happy ; but tbat day's sun has long since set. There was a time when my face might have been a fair index to my heart; but that time has passed never to re turn. There was a time when my heart beat in warm response to another ; but that is over. Hope has fled, but thc torch-light of memory still burns brightly. I will not speak of the blighted loves ; I will not tell of past joys— enough to know they are gotie ; —enough to know that my heart is slowly but surely with ering away. Oh ! could you but open the window of my heart, and see the parched up fountain within ; could you draw aside the curtain of my brain, and behold the scorching fires which are slowly consuming my reason : could you but know bow earnestly I long to die methinks you could then see better through the veil-like covering, which is but the shadow of myself; and which is spread over my inner being. I wish even now that the grass was growing over my grave, that the winds were sighing my death requiem, and that my soul was happy iu the laud where there are no blighted affec tions. But 1 must wait it ; will not be long a tmost before I will be called away ;and theu oh,how thankfully I will lay this weary head upon my pillow, and crossing my bands over my heart go to my rest. Do not weep for me when you see me stretch ed in the cold embrace of death. Do not grieve that my days are numbered, only think that lam at rest. And when you have kissed my lips for the last time, and have taken your last farewell ; close the little coffin-lid upon my breast, bear me to some little shady nook, aud lay me beneath the sod ; and when you have smoothed the clods over me, leave the spot. Do not [int anything to mark the place where I lie ; but if any one should find mv grave and ask who sleeps beneath, do not tell them whose grave it is ; do not tell them the sad tale of my young life ; tell them nothing, save that it is ihe grave of one who died of a withered heart. TKH Kir. ST PRAYER IN COXCRFSS. —In Thatcher's Military Journal, under the date of December, 1777 is found a note contaiuing the identical " first prayer in Congress," made by the Ilev. Jacob Duehe, a gentleman of great eloquence. Here it is—an historical curiosity: "0, Lord, onr heavenly Father, high and mislity King of kings, aud Lords of Lords, who dost from thy tliroue behold all the dwel lers of the earth, and reignest \yiih power sup reme aud uncontrolled over all the kingdoms, empires and governments ; look down in mercy we beseech thee, these American States, who have fled to thee from the rod of the oppressor and thrown themselves on thy gracious pro tection. desiring to be henceforth dependent only on thee ; to thee tliey have appealed for the righteousness of their cause ; to thee do they now look up for that countenance and support which thou alone canst give ; take them, therefore, heavenly Father, under they nurturing care ; give them wisdom iu council, aud valor in the field ; defeat the malicious de signs of our adversaries ; convince them of ihe unrighteousness of their cause ; and if they still persist in their sanguinary purposes, O ! let the voice of thine unerriug justice.soimding in their hearts, constrain them to drop the weapons of war from their unnerved hands in the day of battle. le thou present, O, God of wisdom, and direct the Councils of this hou orable assembly ; enable them to settle things on the best and surest foundation that the scene of blood may be speedily closed, that order, harmony and peace may be effectually restored : and truth and justice, religion and piety, prevail and flourish among thy people. Preserve the health of their bodies and the vigor of their minds ; —shower down on them and the millions they here represent, such tem poral blessings as thou seest expedient for them in this world, and crown them with ever lasting glory in the world to come. All this we ask in the name and through the merits of Jesus Christ, the Son our Savior. Amen !" ALMOST HOME.—This is one of the most joy ous expressions in the English language. The heart of the long absent husbaud, father or son, not only homeward bound, but almost arrived, thrills with rapturpus joy as he is on the point of receiving the embraces and greet ing of the dear ones at home. So it is with the aged Christian, as, in the far advance of his pilgrimage, he feels that he approaches the boundary line, and will soon cross over the land of promise. Many of his best friends have crossed over before him, and they have long been beckoning liirn upward and onward. They await his arrival with the joyful welcome of holy ones. And as tokens multiply on either hand the land of Beulah is near, he feels that he is almost home. The ripe fruit of a long Christian life is about to be gathered into a heavenly garner. Few sights on earth are more pleasing than aged, faithful Christians strong in the Lord, almost home. We have some such among us revered and beloved, whose faces we love to see in the sanctuary, and whose prayers bring down blessings npou our heads. They speak of many friends, most of whom have preceded them,but the re union will soon come.. Blessings be upon the fathers aud mothers in Zion ; and may their mantles fall on us. flgr Mr. Jones writes to a friend, and closes by saying, " I am glad to be able to say that my wife is recovering slowly." agy In these degenerate days character is weighed with a " cash balance." durational department. IteS-Tlie Pennsylvania State Teacher's As sociation, will meet at Greensburg, Westmore land county, on Tuesday the 7th of August. We hope that several teachers from this part of the State will make their arraugemeuts to attend. Greensburg Is in a pleasant section of the State, and a trip over the mountains will well pay the expeuse. We have assurances that all the Railroads, in this section of the State, will sell tickets for half price,—that is, those who go, are to pay for tickets wheu they go and the same tickets will be good for the re turn. So those who wish to see that part of the State will be enabled to go cheaper now than at any subsequent time. There are to be several lecturers of eminence present, among the rest, Mr. YROMANS is to give bis celebrat ed lecture on the " Philosophy of a Sunbeam." This has been received with more favor per haps than any other scientific lecture that has ever been delivered iu this country. Will the papers in the northern and eastern portions of the State please to give notice of this meeting. As the Educational column was start ed, and is to be sustained, for the benefit of teachers, it shall be our object to make it both interesting and useful to them, or rather, we hope they will furnish us matter so that we can present to theui, from week to week, a readable column. We shall occasionally pub lish problems iu intellectual and written arith metic, and perhaps in Algebra, for solution, j We will, too, now and then, give difficult English sentences, for analysis and parsing.— Perhaps we may also publish each week a | short list of common words, which are fre quently mispronounced, with the correct or thoepy, according to Webster and Worcester. Not that we pretend to be correct or critical ; orthoepists.but in order that we, as well as onr i readers, may be improved in this respect. We hope teachers aud others may keep us well supplied with material for this department.— If they have not Webster's or Worcester's unabridged Dictionaries at hand, never mind, we will look out the words. We sliali not publish mathematical questions that are pre sented just for the purpose of puzzling either our readers or ourselves, when there is no valuable principle involved. We do not pre tend to be able to solve every problem that can be found or made, and we have no time to do it, if we conid, but our object is to pte scnt useful instructive matter to the teachers, rather than to ptizzic them with questions of no real importance. ey- Graded Schools. We copy the following from the 111. State School Superintendent's Report for 1859 : In all the departments of human industry, whether physical, intellectual or moral, a sys tematic division of labor, invariably yields the most beneficial results. It has come to be conceded by all experi enced educationists throughout the country, who have had an opportunity of forming a correct judgment ou the subject, that in a mixed or unclassified school, like thc common schools of the country, the pupils do not, on an average, perform over one-half the study, or acquire half the learning which they are ca pable of accomplishing and acquiring in prop erly graded schools. In corroboration of this fact, 1 need but appeal to the experience of any one who has spent his school days in a district school, aud who has since had au opportunity of witnessing the advancement now made by pupils in the graded schools of the country. More is accomplished in one year by the pupil of a properly classified and graded school than is done as a general rule by the attendant at the district or mixed school in three ; aud with less labor on the part of both teacher and pupil. Once classified in a graded school, the pupil has a double incentive to keep up with, or out strip his classmates—the hope of being pro moted to a higher class in case he excels, aud the fear of being degraded by being assigned to a lower one, provided he does not maintain his standing. The most backward pupil is thus urged on by a double stimulus to equal the foremost, while the performance of the latter is made the standard of excellence for thc whole class. The teachers, too, are arous ed to greater zeal and fidelity in the discharge of their duties, since their skill and faithful ness will be made apparent in the qualifications of thc candidates whom they send to the high er departments of the school ; aud the length of time occupied iu preparing them for pro motion. A comparison of the merits of the graded schools now in successful operation in most of the leading cities of the State, with those which formerly existed in those cities, under the mixed or private school system, will fur nish an overflowing argument in favor of the former. The graded school is not only an immense ecouomizer in the time required to educate the child to any given extent, but it is also a great saver of money. Three teachers, in a school properly graded, can furnish more instruction to three hundred pupils in any given time, than six teachers can to the same number in mixed schools. The former would require one house, and the latter six. The saving in ex pense of teachers and school houses, by adopt ing the graded system then, may be safely sta ted at one hundred per cent. The advantages of the graded system over the independent district system, may be briefly stated as follows, viz : 1. Decrease in the number and expense of both school houses and teachers. 2. The introduction of a more systematic, extended and thorough course of study ; as well as a more uniform series of text books. 3 Increased facilities.for procuring a leading teacher of experience and ability, to take the genera! charge of the school, arrange classes, cocdcct the general exercises, TO exercise a $a- VOL. XXI. —IS O. G. 1 pervisory toutrol over the less experienced teachers of the school, and to mauage cases | of discipline. i 4. Great facilities for dividing the school . into suitable departments, and forming larger classes, enabling the teacher to devote more time to each class, to amplify and illustrate more fully any subject under discussion than | he could do if the classes were smaller and ; there were more to be heard. 6. Greater facility for classifying the school iu respect to the age and attainments of the scholars, and for adapting the discipline of the school to the wants and capacities of all. 5. The greater opportunity afforded to ; teachers for that special preparation before each lesson, resulting from the less number of | subjects which he is required to teach, which is indispensable to the highest success in the school-room. 7. The enthusiasm created iu the minds of the schools, not only during the recitation,but also during the hours of study, by the thought that they must soon appear in the presence of so large a class, and measure themselves, in tellectually, with them. 8. The incentives to greater diligence on the part of the pupils from the influence ex erted upon them by the prospect of promo tion. 9. The economy of both time and labor on the part of both teachers and' pupils. No one who has witnessed the practical workings of both systems wii! deny, that iu a well graded school, a teacher can instruct sixty or seveuty five pupils more easily and more efficiently than twenty five or thirty in a mixed school. II A P.D WORK. —AII classes of men complain of " hard work. - ' The carpenter thinks that, it is '' too bad '' that he is obliged to work so hard for a living, while his neighbor the phy sician can ride in his carriage to attend patient 3 or leisurely deal out medicines in h's office. The physician thinks it hard work to he in readiness to obey calls at all hours of the day and night ; to travel in cold and heat, through mud and stories, and not even be allowed one hour in the twenty four which l.e can positive* ]y cali his own. He envies'his friend the car penter, who, when the day's work is done, fan return to his family and rest in-peace. The blacksmith feels that a hard lot in life has fallen to him, as he strikes the anvil through the long day, while en the opposite side of the street, his neighbor, the lawyer, seems to be culled to the performance of no harder work than writing at his table or the reading of his law books. But the lawyer as his glance falls uj.ou the blacksmith, thinks of the years spent in study to Gt him for the pro fession, of other years of strenuous mental ex ertion and constant application to gain a rep utation, of the still incessant toil necessary to attain it—of his frequent unavoidable contacts with most hardened villains, of the revolting relations of crime he is compelled to hear, of the hundreds of suffering, innocent victims, who plead with him to succor them from power ful oppressors, but whom he cannot aid. With a sigh he turns away from the whistling, sing ing, jolly-faced and brawny-armed blacksmith, and feels it harder to work to hammer and weld the iron and blow the bellows of the law in such a manner as shall always keep the fires of his reputation burning before the world. So it is in the various branches of trade and iu all professions. Each is apt to think his neighbor's business light work compared to the duties incumbent upon him to perform. But it is not so. The merchant and* the mechanic the clergyman and the farmer, have all work to do, either meutal or physical, of equal im portance to the general body politic, and re quiring equal exertions. This grumbling about hard work is of no benefit to us, but decided ly foolish aud wicked. We are made to work. God constituted us with hones, sinews, strength, and in every way, by mental and physical endowment, adapted us for the performance of labor. Labor is called worship ; and whether in the mental or physical sphere of action, he who labors the most perseveringly, the most unmurrauringly, the most efficiently for the good of himself aud welfare of his fellow-men, must he accounted the most faithful and acceptable worshipper. War PERSONS ARE BORN* DCMB. —" Doc tor,-' said an old lady, the other day, to her family physician, " kiu you tell me how it is that some folks are born dumb " Why, hem ; why certainly, uiadame ; it is owing to the fact that they come into the world without the power of speech" " La, no," said the old lady, " now jist see what it is to have a physical education. I've asked tny old man raor'n a hundred times that arc same thing, and all I could ever get out of him was, " kase they is." Well, I'm glad I asked you, for I never could a' died satisGed without knowin' it." WILI. PATENT FH ID LAMPS EXPLODE ?—A peddler of patent fluid lamps called at the house of Mrs. Peer, in Brooklyn, recently, fo sell his lamp. His lamp, he said, couldn't ex plode ; and to convince the family, he gave it a violent shaking, when the lamp exploded, injuring, one person, a child, fatally, and five others more or less severely. KaP" A boy was asked, one day, what made him so dirty, and his reply was ; " I am made, so they tell me, of the dust of the earth, aud I reckon it's working out. BOP* At a printers' festival, rcceutly, the following toast wa3 offered : " Women —Second only to the Press in the dissemination of news." 8&* The rhyming of silly boys and girls,and the whistling of the wind through a hollow tree, are equally signal instances of " music caused by emptiness." B®* A Lawyer engaged in a case, torment ed a witness so much with questions, that tbo poor fellow at last ciied for water. " There," said tee -"fudge, " I thought you would pump fcict! dry."