OE DOLLAR PER ANNUM INVARIABLY IN ADVANCE. TOWANDA : Thursday morning, Jul 11, 1860. citiuttb . ottni. WE HAVE BEEN Cy J. WELLINGTON WELCH We have been friends together But we are parted, now`; I know thou scorn'st me, (or I mark That scorn upon thy brow. lhou'A thru-t me rudely from thee, And olt ill pill I eigh Wu hare been friend, together, NVe are not :low --and why Wv hare bren frier is In happier iin , inents pa,t, NN hen all .ticinvil bright and beautiful .1las! too bi fight to hat. I'lr no days of joy. and bliss lime fled, sknd come:, to die We hare been friend, together, Poing- no more to be. j . We have been friends together , Thromzli many a weary year ; tezether we hare langlied in glee, Together abed the tear. 4riet, ,orrow6 were thine own, weie the ,tame to thee, : ANe fr;end, , togetkr, won. t . LL iLoe ;:een frier l- together ; f. t one worl .1 'l, all tuittif.anitigly, I , ;:1,11-1. thitic, :tirryti ail Auur.l oil I 111 t ; ,corn tue If you ‘s ill, SWeet tO know we hurt. brat frieul+, ata thy (rut. Maud till. We lace been friend, together, Rut we aic .I.e.nied to part ; but can reid the grief • \\*':icli rcr,!• ere 1.-hen heart. P a t, w, future icon, If aft Ir add , h v n,r t•• Li .1 i ttl lantou s. THE 11 IFE'S EXPIMIENT. "\ll, %%liv don't p.m ever dress up?" a .4. te d ;he Thornton, as her mother finished the child's hair, and tying her clean WaS a momentary surprise on Lice ; bat she answered, care no one cares how I look.' •ce to s,.r win loot . pretty Id. The mother did not reply, .'y she glanced at her slovenly h. i 1 and worn calico dress and ME SEEM Learilig witoc.s to an inti with the di,lipuu and F toce shoe', aii(l rotill not help remembering, she :.! appeared that morning with \mem:Jibed and prepared her husband's breakfast ~ •u he telt home for, the nen:l4ring mar• wn. " :•;.'ure enough 1 . - mused she, " how )1 ,lc'" and then Memory poryted bark a \ , •ars to a neatly -and tastefully-dressed a, sometimes busy in lice father's house, un niMglim: With her young companions, :;ever untidy in her appearance, always — l l mid blooming ; and this she knew, full was a picture cif herself, when Charles fir•t \\ tin her voting\ heart. such the 'Ante he had taken to his pleasant ha 1 mature life fulfilled ' 1 - the • ? .L; comely in feata7es, graceful in f,7.u, but few• would call her a handsome or no woman for, alas I all other were orcndiadowed by this re Vet ;:lic luve•d to sec others at,.l Ii r huu:e and children did not seem to her, so will kept and tidy did 1 l o ok. As a housekeeper she ex• I:cr husband was long in .acknowl ,;:ri•e:f the unwelcome fact that he au incorrigible sloven. t“. - ) many young wives, she be ;:a% crow negli , zent in regard to her dress, nrvi ;c cv.:;;c4l her in his own mind, and `v:Tlit 6'hr, i nut well," or, "she has so iLiyl lwreeiving no abatement in l'• kiml altenti.ms, she naturally concluded he tY lwrfoctly , ati•lied AM her family cares ant she went less into company, she -,nne Atli more curele , i of her personal ap ,amare, amt enatenttil herself with seeing notlnag wa, lacki n g which could coutrib i.x to the comf(,rt . 4)1 her husband and chil- -f , n, never F:ippo , ite z that •so trivial a matter her own apparel could possibly affect their vpine... All this chain of circumstances uni!J 'lvzht of passed before her, as he lat:e prat tltfr at, her side repeated the lery-- Don't Pa love to see you look r fie`, my child, - she answered, and her re ^lve wa taken she would try an experi "eht, provekwliPther Mr. Thornton was iii , lifterent on the subject or not. Giv • S'elhe a picture-hook with which to amuse slie went to her own morn, mentally xtlaitned, "at ally rate, l'll never put on this lgaiu —not even washing-day." She pro -7'4(1 to liPr clothes press and removed one reqs after another, some were ragged, others aded, and out of style, and some unfit to .ea r , —at length she found one which had "ng ago been laid uside, as " too light to ear about ti house." It was a nice French Nit• rose colored and white, and she remem 'ld had . once been a favorite with her bus 'aud• • P•ie old adage " fashions come round ' l , 'even years," seemed true in this case ; for tie dress was made in the then prevailing This is just the thing," she thought, a haztened to perform her toilette, saying herself, "I must alter my dark ginghain to ~eav mornings and get' it, all ready before sarles couaesNhome!: Then she released her anc dark hair from its imprisoompt in a •'• tW'St, -. .11.!d carefully brushing TRW . BRADFORD ..- -REPORTER. its still glossy waves, she plaited it in the broad braids which. Merles used so much to admire in the days of her girlhood. The unwonted task brought back many re miniscences Of those long vanished years, and tears glistened in her eyes as she thought of the many changes time had wrought in those she loved, but she murmured, " What bath sadness Hite the change in ourselves we Had ?" In that hour she realized how an apparently trivial fault bad gained the mastery over her, and imperceptibly had placed a barrier be tween her and the one she loved on earth.— True, he.never chided her,—never apparently noticed her altered appearance,z—but she well knew he no longer urged her going into socie ty, nor did be seem to care about receiving his friends at his owu house, although he 'was a social man ; and had once felt proud to intro. duce his young wife to tiis large circle ot ac quaintances. Now, they seld)m went out together, ex cepting to church, and even dressing for that was generally too much of an effort for Mrs. Thornton,—she would stay at home "to keep house," after preparing her little ones to ac company their father, and the neighbors soon ceused expEctihg her at public worship or in their social gatherings—and so, one by one, they neglected to call on her until but very few of the number continued to exchange friendly civilities with her. She bad wonder ed at this, and felt mortified and ,pained here tofore ; now she clearly saw it- was he own fault, the vail was removed from her eyes, and the mistake of her life was revealed in its true enormity. Sincerely did she repent of her l iast error, calmly and seriously resolved on future and immediate amendment. Meanwhile her hands Were not idle, and at length the metamorphosis was complete.— The bright pink drapery hung gracefully about her form, imparting an unusual brilliancy to IteF.complexiou,—her best wrought collar was fa4tened with a costly brooch, her husband's wedding gift, which had not seen the light for many a day. Glancing once more at her mir ror, to be certain her toilette needed, no more finkhing touches, she took her sewing, and re turning to the sitting room. Little Nellie had wearied of her picture book and was now playing with the kitten.— As Mrs. Thornton entered she clapped her hands in eltldizh delight, exclaimed, "Oh, Ma, how pretty—pretty !" and running to her kissed her again and again, then drew her lit tle chair close to her side, and eagerly watch ed her as she plied the needle, repairing the gingham dress. Just before it was complete Nellie's broth ers came from school, and pausing at the half opened door, Willie whispered to Charlie, " I guess we?ve got company, for motherl all dressed up." It was with mingled emotions of ph!a•iire and pain that Mrs. Thornton observ ed her children were unusually docile and Elbe- Oient, hastening to perform their I:teens:owed duties without being even reminded of them. Children are natural and unaffected lovers of the beautiful, and their intuitive perceptions will not often suffer from comparison with the opinions of mature, worldly wisdom. It. was with a feeling of admiration that these chil dren now looked upon their mother, and seem ed to cpusider it a privilege to do something for her. It was " let me get the kindlings," —" I will make the fire,"—and " may I fill the tea kettle ?"—instead of, as was sometimes tlle case, " need I do it ?"—" I. don't want to,"—" why can't Willie ?'is.,„ , Nellie was too , small to render much assist• ance, but she often turned from her frolic, with her kitten, to look at her mother, and utter Form; childish remark expressive of jcy and lore. At last the clock struck the hour when Mr. Thornton was expected, and his wife proceed ed to lay the table with unusual care, and to place thereon several choice viands of which she knew he was particularly fond. Sleanwhilei let us form the acquaintance of the absent husband and father, whom we find in the neighboring town, just completing his day's traffic. He is a line looking, middle tv,ed man, with an unmistakable twinkle of kindly feeling in his eye, and the lines of good humor plainly traced about his mouth—we know at a glance, that he is cheerful and indul gent in his family, and are at once prepossess ed his favor. As he is leaving the store, where be- bas Made his last purchase for the day, he is ac costed in a familiar manner by a tall gentle man just entering the door. He recognizes an old friend, it i nd exclaims, "George Morton is" it you ?" The greeting is mutually cordial; they were thends in boyhood and early youth, but since, Mr. Morton has been practising law in a distant city, they bare seldom met, and this is no place to exchange their many ques tions and answers. Mr. Thornton's fine span of horses and light ' democrat' are standing sear by, and it needs but little persuasion to induce Mr. Morton to accompany his friend to his home which he has never yet visited. The conversation is lively and spirited—they recall the feats of their school days, and the exper iences of after life, and compare their-present position in the world, with the golden future of which they used to dream. Mr. Morton is a bachelor, and very fastidious in his tastes —as that class of individuals are prone to be. The recollection of th!s flashes on Mr. Thorn ton's mind as they drive along towards their destination. At once his zeal in the dialogue abates, and be becomes thoughtful and silent, and does not urge his team onward, but seems willing to afford Mr. Morton an opportunity to admire the beautiful scenery on either band —the .hills and valleys clad in the fresh ver dure, of June, while the lofty mountain ranges look blue and dim in the distance. lie cannot help wondering if they will find his wife in the same sorry predicament in which he left her that morning, and involuntarily shrinks from introducing so slatternly t personage to his refined and cultivated friend. But it is now too late to retract his polite invitation— they are entering the,. old " homestead"—one field more and his fertile farm with ito well kept fences, alipears in view. Yonder is his neat white house, surrounded with ekOs and PUBLISHED EVERY THURSDAY AT TOWANDA, BRADFORD COUNTY, PA., BY E. O'MEARA GOODRICH. maples. They drive through the large gate way, the man John comes from the barn to put np the horses, and Mr. Thornton hurries up the walk to the piazza, leaving his friend to follow at his leisure—he must see his wife first, and if possible hurry her out of sight before their visitor enters. He rushes into the sit ting room—words cannot express his amaze ment--there sits the very image of his lovely bride, and a self-conscious blush mantles her cheek as he stoops to kiss her with words of joyful surprise—" Why Ellen I" He has time for no more, George Morton has followed him, and he exclaims—" Ha I Charley, as lover-. like as ever—hasn't the honey-moon set yet ?" and then he is duly presented to Mrs. Thorn ton, who, under the pleasing excitement of the occasion, appears to far better advantage than usual. Tea is soon upon the table, and the gentlemen do ample justice to the tempting re past spread before them. A happy meal it is to Charles Thornton, who gazes with admir ing fondness upon his still beautiful wife.—: Supper over, Mr. Morton coaxes little Nellie to sit on his lap, but she soon slides down, and climbing her father's knee, whispers confiden tially, " Don't mamma look pretty " He kiss es her and answers, " Yes, my darling." The evening passes pleasantly and swiftly away, and many a half-forgotten smile of their life-pilgrimage is re-called by some way-mark which still gleams bright in the distance.— They both feel younger and better for their interview, and determine never to become so like strangers again. Mr. Morton's soliloquy, as be retires to the cosy apartment appropri ated to his use is, " Well, this is a happy fam ily ! What a lucky fellow Charley is—such a handsome wife and children—and she so good a housekeeper, too ! Maybe I'll settle down some day myself "—which pleasing idea that night mingled with his visions. The next morning Mr. Thornton watched his wife's moverneuts= , with some anxiety—he could not bear to have her destroy the favora ble impression which ho was certain she had made on his friend's mind, and yet some irre sistible impulse forbade his offering any sug gestion or alluding iu any way to the delicate subject so long unmentioned between them But Mrs. Thornton needed no friendly advice —with true womanly tact she perceived the advantage she had gained, and was not at all inclined to relinquish it. The dark gingham dress, linen collar and snowy apron formed an appropriate and becoming morning attire for a housekeeper ; and , the table uffurded the guest no occasion for altering his opinion in regard to the skill or affability of his amiable hostess. Early in the forenoon, Mr. Morton took leave of his hospitable friends, being call ed away by pressing affairs of business. Mr. and Mrs. Thornton returned to their ac customed avocations, but it was with renewed energy, and new sense of quiet happiness, no less deeply felt because unexpressed. A day or two afterwards Mr. Thornton invited his wife to accompany him to town, saying he thought she might like to do some shopping ; and she with no apparent surprise, but heart felt pleasure, acceded to the proposal. The following Sabbath the village gossips had am ple food for their hungry eyes (to be digested at the next sewing society) in the appearance of Mrs. Thornton at church clad in plain but rich costume, an entire new-outfit, which they could not deny "made her look ten years younger." This was the beginning of the reform, and it was the dawning of a brighter day for the husband and wife of our story. True, habits of such long standing are not conquered in a week or a month ; and very often was Mrs. Thornton tempted to yield to their long-toler ated sway ; bet she fought valiantly against their influence, and in time she vanquished them. An air of taste and elegance, before unknown, now pervaded their dwelling, and year after year the links of affection which united them at a family grew brighter qnd purer, even radiating the holy light of a Chris tian home. Hut it. was not until many years had passed away, and our little Nellie, now a lovely maiden, was about to resign her place as a pet in her father's household, and assume a new dignity in another's home, that her mother imparted to her the story of her own early errors, and earnestly warned her to beware of that insiduons foe to domestic happiness—dir rrgard little things—and kissing her daugh ter with maternal pride and fondness she thanked her for those simple, childlike words, which had changed the whole current of her destiny—" Don't Pa like to see you. look pret ty I" [o=- There is a sort of people who, through some notion of their own superiority of wis• dom or authority, are so in the habit of iden tifying their•opinions and prejudices with the decrees of Heaven, that they cannot but look upon all who call them in question as wicked —enemies of God and Incendiaries in society. They do not doubt that the Almighty thinks precisely as they do ; and expect that their views will be received with the deference due to an infallible relation. These people do not combat opinions, they cry out against them ; they do not respond to arguments, they ar• raign their auttms ; they do not seek to con vict; and look upon error not as a thing to be overcome, but to be punished in the person of its believer. EFFECTg OF CLEANLINESS.—Somebody has said, " with what care and attention , do the feathered race wash themselves, and pat their plumage in order ! And how perfectly neat, clean and elegant do they appear Among the beasts of the field, we find that those which are the most. cleanly, and generally the moat gay and cheerful, are distinguished by a certain air of contentment ; and singing birds are always remarkable for the neatness of their plumage. So great is the'effect of clean liness upon man, that it extends even to* moral character. Virtue never dwelt long with filth"; nor do we believe there ever wits aperson scrupulously attentive to cleanliness wig. was $ consummate villain." IiteARDLESS OP DCNUNCLATION nom ANY QUARTER." The Withered Heart. I mingle with the gay crowd ; join the fash ionable circles of society ; engage in the merry dance ; and they, (the world) think I am happy. When my laugh rings gaily through the throng, some one will say, aside, " she is happy ;" she "knows not a care." Mistaken world, you are but a poor judge of the human heart, if yon think that a smiling face, and a merry laugh, constitute a happy one. There was a day when I was happy ; but that day's sun has long since set.' There was a time when my face might have been a fair index to my heart ; but that time has passed never to re turn. There was a time when my heart beat in warm response to another ; but that is over. Hope has fled, but the torch-light of memory still burns brightly. I will not speak of the blighted loves ; I will not tell of past joys— enough to know they are gone ;—enough to know that my heart is slowly but surely with ering away. Oh I could you but open the window of my heart, and see the parched • up fountain within ; could you draw aside the curtain of my brain, and behold the scorching fires which are slowly consuming my reason : could you but know bow earnestly I long to die methinks you could then see better through the veil-like covering, which is but the shpdow of myself ; and which is spread over my inner being. I wish even now that the grass was growing over my grave, that the winds were sighing my death requiem, and that my soul was happy in the laud where there are no blighted affec tions. But I must wait it ; will not be long a tmost before I will be called away ; and then oli,how thankfully I will lay this weary head upon my pillow, and crossing my hands over my heart go to my rest. Do not weep for me when you see me streteh ed in the cold embrace of death. Do not grieve that my days are numbered, onl y think that lam at rest. And when you have kissed my lips for the last time, and have taken your last farewell ; close the little coffin-lid upon my breast, bear me to some little shady nook, and lay me beneath the sod ; and when you have smoothed the clods over me, leave the spot. Do not put anything to mark the place where I lie ; but if any one should find my grave and ask who sleeps beneath, do not tell them whose grave it is ; do not tell them the sad tale of my young life ; tell them nothing, save that it is the grave of one who died of a withered heart. Tim nest PRAYER IN CON CRESS.—In Thatcher's Military Journal, under the date of December, IM is found a note containing the identical " first prayer in Congress," made by the Rev. Jacob Dache, a gentleman of great eloquence. Here it is—an historical curiosity: "0, Lord, our heavenly Father, high and mighty King of kings, and Lords of Lords, who dolt from thy throne behold all the dwel lers of the earth, and reignest with power sup reme and uncontrolled over all the kingdoms, empires and governments ; look down in mercy we beseech thee, these American States, who have fled to thee from the rod of the oppressor and thrown themselves on thy gracious pro tection, desiring to be henceforth dependent only on thee ; to thee they have appealed for the righteousness of their cause ; to thee do they now look up for that countenance and support which thou alone caust give ; take them, therefore, heavenly Father, under they nurturing care ; give them wisdom in council, and valor in the ,field ; defeat the malicious de signs of our adversaries ; convince them of the unrighteousness of their cause ; and if they still persist in their sanguinary purposes, 0 ! let the voice of thine unerring justice,sounding in their hearts, constrain them to drop the weapons of war from their unnerved hands in the day of battle. Be thou present, 0, God of wisdom, and direct the councils of this hon orable assembly ; enable them to settle things on the best and surest foundation that the scene of blood may be speedily glosed, that order, harmony and peace may be effectually restored ; and truth and justice, religion and piety, prevail and flourish among thy people. 'Preserve the health -of their bodies and the vigor of their minds ;—shower down on them and the millions they here represent, such tem poral blessings as thou seest expedient fur them iu this world, and crown them with ever lasting glory in the world to come. All this we ask in the name and through the merits of Jesus Christ, the Son our Savior. Amen !" ALMOST HOLM—This is one of the most joy ous expressions in the English language. The heart of the long absent husband, father or son, not only homeward bound, but almost arrived, thrills with rapturpus joy as he is on the point of receiving the embraces and greet ing of the dear ones at home. So it is with the aged Christian, as, in the far advance of his pilgrimage, he feels that he approaches the boundary line, and will soon cross over the laud of promise. Many of his best friends have crossed over before him, and they have long been beckoning him upward and onward. They await his arrival with the joyful welcome of holy ones. And as tokens multiply on either hand the land of Beulah is near, he feels that he is almost home. The ripe fruit of a long Christian life is about to be gathered into a heavenly garner. Few sights on earth are more pleasing than aged, faithful Christians strong in the Lord, almost home. We have some such among narevered and beloved, whose faces we love to see in the sanctuary, and whose prayers bring down blessings upon our heads. They speak of many friends, most of whom have, preceded them,but the re•nnion will soon come. --Blessings be upon the fathers and mothers in Zion ; and may their mantles fall on us. 1 lir•. Jones writes tes friend.. and clams by Imola& "1 stn glad to be able to say that lay wife is recovering :lowly." sir To thesi degenerate days character is weighed with a " cash balance." I` , eburational pepartment. ter The Pennsylvania State Teacher's As sociation, will meet at Greensburg, Westmore land county, on Tuesday the 7th of August. We hope that several, teachers from this part of the State will make their arrangements to attend. Greensburg is In a pleasant section of the State, and a trip over the mountains will well pay the expense. We have assurances that all the Railroads, in this section of the State, will sell tickets for half price,—that is, those wbo go, are to pay for tickets when they go and the same tickets will be good for the re turn. So those who wish to see that part of the State will be enabled to go cheaper now than at any subsequent time. There are to be several lecturers of eminence present, among the rest, Mr. YSOMANS is to give his celebrat ed lecture on the " Philosophy of a Sunbeam." This has been received with more favor per haps than any other scientific lecture that has ever been delivered in ,this country. Will the papers in the northern and eastern portions of the State please to give notice of this meeting. itia". As the Educational column was start ed, and is to be sustained, for the benefit of teachers, it shall be our object to Make it both interesting and useful to them, or rather, we hope they will furnish us matter so that we can present to them, from week to week, a readable column. We shall occasionally pub lish problems in intellectual and writteci arith metic, and perhaps in Algebra, for. solution. We -will, too, now and then, give difficult English sentences, for analysis and parsing.— Perhaps we may also publish each week a short list of common words, which are fre quently mis-pronounced, with the*correct or thoepy, according to Webster and Worcester. Not that we pretend to be correct or critical orthoepists,but in order that we, as well as our readers, may be improved in this respect. We hope teachers and others may keep us well supplied with material for this department.— If they have not Webster's or Worcester's unabridged Dictionaries at hand, never mind, we will look out the words. We shall not publish mathematical questions that are pre sented just for the purpose of puzzling either our readers or ourselves, when there is no valuable principle nvolved. We do not pre tend to be able to solve every problem that can be found or made, and we have no time to do it, it we could, but our ot.ject is•to pre sent useful instructive matter to the teachers, rather than to puzzle them with questions of no real importance. Graded Schools. We copy the following from the 111. State School Superintendent's Report for 1859 : In all the departments of human industry, whether physical, intellectual or moral, a sys tematic division of labor, invariably yields the most beneficial results. It has come to be conceded by all experi enced educationists throughout the country, who have had an opportunity of forming a correct judgment on the subject, that iu a mixed or unclassified school, like the common schools of the country, the pupils do not, ou an average, perform over one-half the study, or acquire half the learning which they are ca pable of accomplishing and acquiring in prop erly graded schools. In corroboration of this fact, 1 need but appeal to the experience of any one who has spent his school (lays in a district school, and who has since had an opportunity of witnessing the advancement now made by pupils in the graded schools of the country. More is accomplished b one year by the pupil of a properly classified and graded school than is done as a general rule by the attendant at the district or mixed school in three ; and with less labor ou the part of both teacher and pupil. Once classified in a graded school, the pupil has a double incentive to keep up with, or out strip his classmates—the hope of being pro moted to a higher class in case he excels, and the fear of being degraded by being assigned to a lower one, provided he does not maintain his standing. The most backward pupil is thus urged on by a double stimulus to equal the foremost, while the performance of the latter is made the standard of excellence for the whole class. The teachers, too, are arous ed to greater teal and fidelity in the discharge of their duties, since their skill and faithful ness will be made apparent in the qualifications of the. candidates whom they send to the high er departments of the school ; and the length of time occupied in preparing them for pro motion. A comparison of the merits of the graded schools now in successful operation in most of the leading cities of the State, with those which formerly existed in those cities, under the mixed or private school system, will fur nish an overflowing argument in favor of the former. The graded school is not only an immense economizer in the time required to educate the child to any given extent, but it is also a great saver of money. Three teachers, in a school properly graded, can furnish more instruction to three hundred pupils in any given time, than six teachers can to the same number in mixed schools. The former would require one house, and the latter six. The saving in ex pense of teachers and school houses, byildopt- Mg the graded system then. may be safely sta ted at one hundred per cent. The advantages of , the graded system over the independent district system, may be briefly stated as follows, viz : 1. Deciease in the number and expense •of both school houses and teachers. • 2. The introduction of a. inore,Andentatiz, extended and thorough ctiltinte ots Well as inOrtfuniforis Sepik Of `o4if S. Increased facilltimOm Firocorfne a feiOng• uulati oVellietiecice and atdlity, t 6 tue the' general charge of the school, arrusgtelasies, conduct the general exercises, to exercise s sa- VOL. xxr.—No. 6. pervisory tootrol over the less experienced teachers of the school, and to manage cases . of discipline. 4. Great facilities for dividing the school into suitable departments, and forming larger classes, enabling the teacher to devote more time to each claw, to amplify and illustrate more fully any subject under discussion than he. could do if the classes were smaller and there were more to be heard. 5. Greater facility for classifying the school in respect to the age and attainments of the scholars, and for adapting the discipline of the school to the wants and capacities of all. 5. The greater opportunity afforded to teachers for that special preparation before each' lesson, resulting from the less number of subjects which he is required to teach, which is indispensable to the highest success in the school-room. 7. The enthusiasm created In the minds of the schools, not only during the recitatiou,but also during the hours of study, by the thought that they must soon appear in the presence of so large a class, and measure themselves, in tellectually, with them. S. The incentives to greater diligence on the part of the pupils from the influence ex erted upon them by the prospect of promo tion. 9. The economy of both time and labor on the part of both teachers and' pupils. No one who has 'witnessed the practical workings of both systems will deny, that in a well graded school, a teacher can instruct sixty or seventy five pupils more easily and more efficiently than twenty five or thirty in a mixed school. HARD WORK.--All classes of men complain of " hard work." The carpenter thinks that it is " too bad " that he is obliged to work so hard for a living, while his neighbor the phy sician can ride in his carriage to attend patients or leisurely deal out medicines in h's office. The physician thinks it hard work to be in readiness to obey calls at all hours of the day and night ; to travel in cold and heat, through mud and storms, and not even be allowed one hour in the tweLty four which Le can positive ly call his own, lie envies'his friend the car penter, who, when the day's work is done, can return to his family and rest - in-peace. The blacksmith feels that a bard lot in life has fallen to him, as he strikes the anvil through the lung day, while on the opposite side of the street, his neighbor, the lawyer, seems to be called to the performance of no harder work than writing at his table or the reading of his law books. But the lawyer as his glance falls upon the blacksmith, thinks of the years spent in study to fit him for the pro fession, of other years of strenuous mental ex ertion and constant application to gain a rep utation, of the still incessant toil necessary to attain it—of his frequent unavoidable contacts with most hardened villains, of the revolting relations of crime he is compelled to hear, of the hundreds of suffering, innocent victims, who plead with liim to succor them from power ful oppressors, but whom he cannot aid. With a sigh lie turns away from the whistling, sing ing. jolly-faced and brawny-armed blacksmith, and feels it harder to work to hammer and weld the iron and blow the bellows of the law in such a manner as shall always keep the fires of his reputation burning before the world. So it is in the various branches of trade and in all professions. Each is apt to think his neighbor's business light work compared to the duties incumbent upon him to perform. But it is not so. The merchant and the mechanic the clergyman and the farmer, have all work to do, either mental or physical, of equal im portance to the general body politic, and re qairing equal exertions. This grumbling about hard work is of no benefit to us, but decided ly foolish and wicked. We are made to work. God constituted us with bones, sinews, strength, and in every way, by mental and physical endowment, adapted us for the performance of labor. Labor is called worship ; and whether in the mental or physical sphere of action, he who labors the most perseveringly, the most unmurmuringly, the most efficiently for the good of himself and welfare of his fellow-men, must he accounted the most faithful and acceptable worshipper, WHY PERSONS ARE BORN DUMII.- 1. Doc tor," said an old lady, the other day, to her family physician, " kin you tell me how it is that some folks are born dumb ?" " Why, hem ; why certainly. madame ; it is owing to the fact that they come into the world without the power of speech", "La, no," said the old lady, "now jiet see what it is to hare a physical education. I've asked my old man mor'u a hundred times that are same thing, and all I could ever get out of him was, " kase they is." Well, I'm glad I asked you, for I never could a' died satisfied without knowin' it." WILL. P..TENT FLUID LAMPS EXPLODE ?--A peddler of patent fluid lamps called at the house of Mrs. Peer, in Brooklyn, recently, fo sell his lamp. His lamp, he said, couldn't ez• plode ; and to convince the family, he gave it a violent shaking, when the lamp exploded, injuring, one person, a child, fatally, and five others more or less severely. Mir A boy was asked, one day, what made him so dirty, and his reply wex.r" I am made, so they tell me, of the dust of the earth, and I reckon it's working out. Mr At a printers' festival, recently, the following toast was offered : " Women—Second only to the Press is the dissemination of news." Heir The rhyming of silly boys and girls,and the whistling of the wind through a hollow tree, are equally signal instances of "Wilda caused by emptiness." tar A Lawyer engaged in a case, tome'• ed a witness so mach with questions, that the poor fellow at last cried far water. "'[bets," said-the Judge, " I thought you would pump him dry."