Ott DOLLAR PER ANNUM INVARIABLY IN ADVANCE. Thursday Morning, June 28, 1860. SWtrtti Utr|. MORNING. Mom again with golden pencil Tints the curtains of the East, And again in robes of tinsel Standeth at her holy chancel. Making ready for the feast! Gently blushing^ Gently Hashing Like a bride before the priest Oh. what holy thoughts come o'er us. As we drink the morning's balm ! As we view the fields before us. As we join the pleasant chorus Of the the morning's holy psa'.ui ? As we wander, As we ponder 'hi the morning's blessed catin, VhoughG of other, haipier hours. Gome to u with memories rife ; And again we seek the bowers Where we used to gather flowers, In the morning march of life, Memories greet us, Measures meet u s . Yet unstained by care or strife. Ob. how much of life is wasted. In this so called world of bliss ; How much pleasure-grain is blasted il mm h happiness untasted— H w much pleasure do we mi is Just by keeping Hull eyes sleeping • 3ucli a Tioly morn as this ! Happy ! happy 1 blessed morning Majr my soul return the Ticw ; Kre the evening lamps are burning, May the holy picture waning. Teach me to liegin anew .' Guide ma cheerful. Make Trie prayerful. Till life's pilgrim day is through. (ftaalional Department. At a meeting of the Bradford county T< ;ic!i rr's Association, held :it Canton, June Bth \ IMb, the following resolution was ad apted : lusclcJ, That we approve of the plan of starting an educational department in one of .mr local piipers, and we hereby a'.tthorire C. K L\ IH'KN to make the necessary arrangement t > carry out this resolution, with the editor of one of our comity papers, provided it can be done without incurring any pet fluiirr r^sG-t;- E >*• It lie seen by the above resolution, why the urAor-igned, who were apointed to con duct the department, thus established, appear iefore tbr public in their present capacity.— us then, on the start, to state precisely hoir we slaud. The individuals name diti the resolution, uiade with K. O GOODRICH, Mi tor and proprietor of the Jirodt<,r,i ll*p<.r --v, the following arrangement : Mr. GOODRU H is to allow the uncontrolled use of one column "f the S&ejiorlrr, each weik, for educational purposes. The undersigned arc !o furnish p!! the matter for said column, snd be responsible lor whatever shall appear therein. Neither party is to pay to the other any eoropecation It will be seeu that this ariingenient has trot been cutercd iuto fr the purpose of making money, as none is received. Now fellow-teach trs wc wish yon to consider this your depart ment of the Jlrperlrr, and that you are under obligations to support it by your contributions. We have our other duties to perform ; duties '.hat will occupy most or all of our time, — we nnnot therefore, be expected to prepare ail the articles to fill our department, we look to von for assislaace—let us not be disappointed. We make no promises what we w ill do, thai is tktermiued by our acts. Let e;i* h teacher in the county take the p*per and read at least the educational column in no way connected with, or respon - tie for whatever may appear iu other per ux- J the paper. We do not ak you to '-•? toa any other grounds than that it is, ' • at lea-t the educational department of it— •".evoted to your improvement and the business which you are engaged. Whatever our po • '.cal views and opiuious are, they shall never 1* made known or urged ujon the considera ' -a of others, through the columns of an ed ucational publication. Our design is simply to devote ourselves to the communication of re.ative to the state of educational mat 4 -er throughout the country, and to the dis cussions of such questions connected, with the cause of education, as may be of general in terest and profit. Persons throughout the • eunty, interested j n educational questions are xquested to contribute to this department i. - mmUideations relative to this departmeut E j y be addressed to cither of its editors. CHARLES R COBCRN, O. S DEAN. W ill the editors of educational publi cations to whom this is sect, rsckangt , if not 1 e e 10 return this number with the name "P°n it, and oblige the editors of the eduea ueflni column. Rules to be observed bv those who for this column. Rt Consider well what you wish to present potting it on paper. t i J our *rticles be short and right to past. o- it you are not positive that yon know fIiCl meaning, and the correct spelling of dift'ooa U *' S k l ° USe ' a ' wa T s re * er B> a on ®J upon one side of the paper, VJ io form your letters that there can be no ill Ipt? D M v° are aD£ i eross elvers that require such marks, and nunc- P°^b!e - • Lne full Qji tae most aiwavs accocpanv TzT^-T iO3 ' bat wilf 30t " ** p° bl^ THE BRADFORD REPORTER. CHILDREN'S CONFIDENCE. —Do you want to learn how to make the-fchildren love you ? Do yon want the key that will unlock the inner most recesses of their natures ? Then sympa thiie with tbera always. Never alldw ydiir self to ridicule "any of iheir little secrets.— Never say, " Oh, pshaw !" when they come to show a new kite or a marvelous top, and " I can't be troubled," when the hard knet won't be untied, and two and two obstinately refuse to make four ou their small slates. Kites and knots are only the precursors of older thoughts ! nnd deeper trials which the parents may one ; day plead in vain to share i Don't laugh at any of a child's ideas, however odd or absurd : they may seem to you—let them find your sympathy ready in all their wonderments "and aspirations. Is there any man so wise in his own conceit us to have forgotten that there was a time once when he, also, was a child ? The i little folks are too much crowded out iu this I world—people generally seem to think that | they can be put anywhere, or made to eat any thing, or be crammed into any out-of the-wav corner, to amuse themselves anyhow. We don't agree with the-e cross grained wiseacres. Children have just as much right to the car window and the easy scat as anvbodv. It don't take much to make a child love you and trust in you, and the benefits to him are abso lutely incalculable. Oh, how much better it is for children to bring all their cures, and troubles, and temptations under the gentle eve of a wise parent ! What a safeguard it is for them to feel that there is always a kind ear to listen to their doubts and griefs, and a gentle shoulder for their little heads to nestlv against ! ; Respect their rights—never think you can say bitter things in their presence, or do unjust actions, i hey are the finest discriminators cf fair and unfair iu the world. Somebodv says, \\ hen you are inclined to be cross with chil dren for being slow to learn, just try a minute to write with your left hand. !>ee how awk ward it proves, nnd then remember that with children it is a'! !> ft kaitrf r Preserve us from thop precocious infants who spring up ready tnii ie philosophers and casuists—cherrv-cheek od little Mocktiodda aro iulinitclt preferable.— Above all, do not be ashamed to let them f'.n ■ that you ! >ve them Remember, they will be iu u and women some day, and the sligiitest word which may influence tucir future lives should become a thing of moment iu your eyes. }\\ ist fll ;uu ou s. The Sanl Bar Mel it Natch? % Iu order to correct a false account of the j duel on the suvd bar, at Natchez, in IS2S, the Richmond gives a Statement which as we have Desrd the story from more than one Mississippian, we lit Sieve to be quite correct : Iu the pari-h of Rapides, and more partic ularly in iis principal town, Alexandria, >du at 1 on the Red River, there ha ! < x!>ted, from tl.e time of the purchase of Loui>iana. two >ti "ng and hostile parties,the one compos cd of the Creole population, with many Amer ican auxiliaries, and the other composed, in a great measure, of American settlers, with, probably the addition of a few Creoles. The ill-will of the parties was stimulated to an in teu.-c degree, by numerous disputes with re gard to land t'tfes, arising out of urhat were known at the time as the Washita claims Frequent acts of violence signalized the exist inee of these parties, who, as is always the case with factions of every description, a few years previously to 1*33, drew to a head un der the actual, though unacknowledged lead- • ership of two master spirits—men who secon d formed, by nature, Tor stormy times. The first of these, Cel. Ovane, (we do rot recollect his name.) wu? a native of Fanquier rr Lou doun county, V.rginia. He was a tall, thin man, quite lame, oT no gf*. at physical strength, we presume, from his size "Ld figure, but of strong mind, powerful will, and undaunted courage. He removed to Louisiana about the , year HIS, and was. at the time wc write of, a planter in the parish of llapides. He was ! regarded a-' the leader of the American fac tion. The other was Col. James Bowie, who was a native of Maryland, where the name is quite common, but had removed iu early youth to Louisiana. lie resembled Col. Crane in many particulars. He had a powerful, but not very cultivated understanding ; was a ! shrewd judge, and a most efficient manager of men ; possessed, like Crane, great physical courage, but differed from him iu that his frame aud strength were on the gigantic scale. We have heard persons, w ho have served with him in Texas, say that, in addition to his oth er qualifications as a border chief, he had a degree of military talents which would, under other circumstances and in a different service, have made him a consumate commander. He was cool, persevering, and prudent, aud he'd it as a max.rn never to strike a blow without some important object in view. He was ly ing ill in the town of Sau Antonio when the Mexicans advanced upon it, and was carried on a bed into the Alamo. Had he been iu health, we have heard Texans say, the massa cree at the Alamo woull not have taken place, for he would have iusisted on retreating from that dangerous advauced position and falling back on the settlements, at least a week be fore Santa Anna came on. Daring to the ex treme of rashness, where daring was required, ' he was too much of & soldier to expose bis men iu a position so far in advance of all suc cor, where, if they were defeated, they must be inevitably destroyed. To return, however, to the thread of our narrative. There was, of course, deadly animosity be tween Crane and Bowie, but they Jid not im mediately come into the conflict. Their par tisans, however, were continaally fighting On one occasion, General Cuney, of Bowie's party, fired at Col. Crane, and struck some body else. On another occasion, Dr. Wright, of Crane's party, shot Col.',Bowie, in Culbert son's tavern, with a pocket-pistol, the ball striking the pit of bis stomach, it only pen etrated bis clothing, however, and produced no other ill effect than a dead l * •wi..**.*. wb,ek PUBLISHED EVERY THURSDAY AT TOWANDA, BRADFORD COUNTY, PA., BY E. O'MEARA GOODRICH. " RESARDLESS OF DENUNCIATION FROM ANY QUARTER." caused him to throw up his breakfast. At last the quarrel seemed about to resolve itself into a duel between two Aoung men attached t t'-o •.■:<] ia Col. Crane, or Col. Ciane said to Col. Bowie, (there are different versions of the story,) " Tiiis is as good a time to settle all our diffi culties as any other." The reply, we presume, signified assent ; for Cel. Crane immediately drew two pistols, and holding one in each hand, j tired with the right upon James Bowie, wound ng him severely, and with the left upon Gen. Cut'.ey—who wa< standing by Rowi?—striking him in the thigh, nnd cutting the femoral ar tery, so that he bled to death before the sur gevn could get the tourniquet on him. Bowie, though wounded, immediately made at Crane. Crane, being greatly inferior in Strength, and having no other weapon, retreated. Bowie pursued, snapping his pistol at Crane, until the latter suddenly wheeled about and threw one of his discharged weapons at Bowie, strik ing him in the forehead with such violence that that he fell. Attempting to rise, the sand being very deep, he sank into it, and gave time to one of the other party to come up and :-hoot him t'urdugh both thighs before be could get to IFS feet. The fight having, by this time, become gcueral, he was shot a third time, but had risen to a sitting posture, when lie saw Dr. Wright approaching him with a sword-cane. As Wright was his mortal enemy, and had attempted to kill him once before, he very well understood his object now. He lay down, therefore, on his back, and Wriirht standing over him. endeavored to ruu the SWord through him. Iu this he uid not succeed, Bowie drawing himself up so that the weapon pissed through his clothes, and sunk deep into the sand, without doing Lim any farther injury than inflicting a mere scratch on his side. A- Wright was stooping iu the act of driving the sword through Bowie, (as he hoped,) the iat'.cr seized him by the collar, drew the knife we have described, and, with the speed of lightning, plunged it into his heart, turned it entirely around in the wound, and drew il cut. Tradition, iu Alexandria, ttteuty years ago, said that the blow was so violent as to cut several of the ribs entirely in two. The fight around Bowie—whom it was the principal object of the other party to kill—coutiuued for some time, and several oth er persons were severely wounded ; but Cuuey end Wright were the only persous killed dead on the spot. Two gentlemen were pointed out to ;i, in Alexandria, twelve years after the occurrence, as having been wounded iu the great fight on the Sand Bar. When we were in New Orleans, in the year IS4O, there appeared in some New York pa per whet purported to be a narrative of a bloody duel fought by Col. Bowie in Texas with three Mexicans. Cel. Rezin Bowie hap pened to be in New Orleans at the time, re sented it violently. He evidently thought that his name bad acquired an infamous noto rietv, by its association with the murderoas io strumeut to which it gives title. lie there fore published a card in the New Orleans Pic a in which he made the statement with regard to the knife u*ed by his brother, which he made the statement with regard to the kr.ife used by his brother, which we publish above. He said cutlers had exerted their in genuity to invent a murderou/ weapon, and had given his brother's name to it. He pro nounced the tales about his brother infamous lies, and said that the fight at the Sand Bar was the only private combat in which be bed ever been engaged. His brother had never, he said, invented any sort of knife for the pur pose of takmg human life. He ended by de claring his intention to cal! to account any editor or publisher who should give publica tion to any more glaoders of the kind, no mat ter in what part of the country he might re side. To make an em! of otir story, Col. Bowie shot through in several places and wonDded IB others with dirks and sword-canes, was carried to >"atchez, where he lay for some time at the point of death, and when he was recovering was taken with a violent spell of bilious fever. He survived, however, aDd removed lo Texas, where be was killed at the taking of the Ala mo, in April, 1536. t | [From " Household Words."l f A Slocking full of Bank Noteh. 1 1 Some years ago—in the days of the thirty shilling notes —a ccrtaia Irishman Saved up . the sum of eighty-seven pounds ten, iu notes of the Bank of Ireland. As a sure means of securing this valuable property, he put it in ; the foot of an old stocking, and buried it in • his garden, where bank note paper couldn't fail to keep dry, and to come out when want ed, in the best preservation. After leaving his treasure in this excellent place of deposit for some mouths, it occurred to the depositor to look at it, and see bow it was getting on. He found the s'.ocking-foot apparently full cf the fragments or mildew and broken mushrooms. Xo other shadow of a shade of eigiity-seveu pounds ten. In the midst of his despair, the man had the sense net to disturb the ashes cf his property, lie took the stocking-foot in his hand, posted I off to the Bank of Dublin, entered it one moru ; ing as soou as it was opened, and staring at ! the clerk with a most extraordinary absence | of all expression in his face, said : " Ah look at that, sir ! Cau ye do anything j for me ?" " What do yoti call this ?'* said the clerk. " Eighty-seven pound tin, praise the Lord, as I'm a sinner ! Ohone ! There was atwinty as was paid to me by Mr. Bhalim O'Dowd, sir, and a Liu as in changed by Rat Reilly, and a live as was own by Tim ; and Ted Con ner, ses he to ould Dhillips— " Well ! Never mind old Phillips. You have done it mv friend !" " Oh Lord, sir, and it's done it I have.most complate I Ob, good luck to you, sir, can you do nothing for me ?" " I don't know what's to be done with such a mess as this. Tell me, first Of all, what you put in the stocking, vou unfortunate blunder er ."' " i " Oh yes, sir, and tell eo nue ti it was the last word I had to spake entirely, and the Lord be good to you, and Ted Couner ses he to on Id Rhillips, regarden the five as was own by Tim, and not included of the tin which was changed by Rat Reilly '' " You didu't put Rat Reilly or ould Rhillips into the stocking, did you 7" " Is il Rat or ould Phillips as was ever the valy of eighty sivin pound tin, lost and gone, and including the five as was ow:i by Tim, and | Ted Conner " j " Then tell me T.'iat you did put iu the j stocking and let me take it down. And then hold your tongue, if you can, and jo your wav ahri come back to-morrow/' The particulars of the notes were taken, without any reference to ould Rhillips ; who could not, however, by any means be kept out of the story ; and the man departed. When he was gone, the stocking-foot was shown to the Chief Engraver of the notes, who said that if anybody could settle the business, his son | could. And he proposed that the particulars of the notes should not bo communicated to' his son, who was theu employed in his deiiart ! ment of the Bank, but should he put awav nuder lock and key ; and that if his son's iu ! genuity should enable him to discover from these ashes what notes had really pat in the 1 "tocking, and the two lists should tally, the man should be paid the lost amount. To this j prudent proposal the Bank of Ireland readily assented ; being extxemly anxious that the inau should not be a loser but, of course, deeming it essential to be protected from im position. The son readily undertook the delicate com mission proposed to him. He detauhed the j fragments from the stocking with the utmost care, on the fine point cf a penknife ; laid the whole gently in a basin of warm water : and presently saw them, to his delight, began to unfold and expand like flowers. Ry-and-by, he began to 'tease them' with very light touches of a camel s hair pencil, and so, by Lttic aud little, and by the moat delicate use of the warm water, the camel's hair pencil,and the penknife, got the various morsels separate before him, and begao to piece them together The first piece kid down was faintly recogni sable by a practised eye as a bit of the left baud bottom corner of a twenty-pound note: then came a bit of a five, then of a ten ; theu more bits of twenty • then more bits of five and ten i then another left hand bottom cor- i ner of a twenty—so there were two t wen tie* ! , and so on until, to the admiration aud astonish- j meat of the whole Bank, he noted down the i exact amount deposited in the stocking, aud the exact notes of which it had been compos ] ed. t pon this, as he wished to see and divert i himself with the man ou his return—he pro- i vided himself with a bundle of corresponding ] new, clean,rustling notes.A awaited his arrival j He came exactly as before, with same blank staring face, and the same inquiry, "Can yoa do auything for me, sir ?" j i " Well," said our friend, " I don't know— 1 Maybe I can do something. But I have taken j a great deal of pains, and lost a great deal of i time, and I want to know what you mean to \ give me * i " It is giveD, sir ? Thin is there anything I ; ' wouldn't give for my eighty-sivin pound tin, < sir ; aDd its murdered lam by ould Phillips.'' i "Never mind him ; there were two twenties i were there not V ' "Oh holy mother, sir, there was ! Two most illigant twenties ! aDd Ted Conner—and Fba liin—which Keily " He faltered and stopped, as oar friend with much ostentations rustling of the crisp paper, produced a new twenty, and then the other twentj, and then a ten, and then a fire and so forth. Meanwhile, the man, occasionally murmuring an exclamation of sarprise, or a protestation of gratitude, bnt gradually becom ing vagce and remote in the latter, as the notes reappeared, looked on staring, evidently inelioed to believe that they were the real lost notes, reproduced in that state by some chemical process. At last they were all told out, and in his pocket, and be still stood star ing and mattering, " Oh, holy mother, only to think of it! Sir, it's bound to joa forever that I am !"*■—but.more vaguely and remotely now thas befor* " Well," said our friend " What do you pro pose to give mc for this ?" Aftct staring aud rubbing his chin for some time longer, he replied with the unexpected question : " Do you like bacon ?" " Very much," said our friend. " Tkiu it's-a side as I'll bring your honor to morrow morning, audsa bucket of new milk-- aud ould Bhillips " " Come," said our friend, glancing at a nota ble shillelagh the man had nuder his arm, " let me undeceive you. I donT want anything of you, and I am very glad yon have got your money back. But I suppose you'd stand by me now, if I wanted a boy to help me iu auv little skirmish ?*' They were standing by a Windcw on the top story of the Bank, commanding a court yard, where a sentry was on duty. To our | friend's amazement, the man dashed out of the room without speaking cne word, suddenly j appeared in the court-yard, performed a war , dance round this astonished soldier-who was a I modest young recruit—made the shillelagh flutter, like a wooden butterfly, round his mus ket, round his bayonet, round his head, round his body, round arins, inside and outside his | legs, advanced and retired, rattled it all around . him like a firework, looked up at the window, cried out with a high leap in the air, j " Whooroo ! Thry me !" vanished— and never | was beheld at the Bank again from that time j forth. ' SPEECH OF CARL SCHURZ. M the Milwaukie Ratification Meeting, Wed nesday Evening. May SO. Below we give the principal portion (we wish we had space for more) of the sjjcccti ot this eloquent German Republican, on his re turn home from the Chicago C'or.vention. | • I need tiaroly say, sir, that when the mo tion was made to make Mr. Lincoln's nomina tion unanimous, we seconded it without auv "acrifice of feeling, and when it was carried we heartily joined in the general enthusiasm.— [Cheers.] We had not gone there to have our candidate nominated or none, but with the royal intention to subordinate our individual i judgment to the judgment of the majoritv, provided the Convention asked of us nothing inconsistent with our consciences as anti-.slaverv men and the dignity cf the Republican eanse. [Cheers.] And I do not hesitate to sav, that if Governor Seward had not been in the field Mr. Lincoln would, tlnless I mistake the tenu er , of our people, in all probability have been i ; the first choice cf Wisconsin. Although Governor Seward failed, Mr. Lincoln's nom ination nailed the good oid Republican banner to the mast boldly and defiantly as ever.— [Prolonged applause ] | " Mr. President I had the honor to be a member of that committee who were to carry to Mr. Lincoln the official announcement of his nomination The enthusiasm with which we were received at Springfield was boundlts*— There we saw Mr. Lincoln's neighbors, and it beccme at once apparent that those who knew him best, loved and esteemed him most.— Cheer-. And then I saw Mr Lincoln again, for 1 had met him before in that memorable senatorial eampaigu in Illinois, when he, as a man of true and profound convictions,although discountenanced and discouraged by many lead ing Republicans, who thought it good "policy to let Mr. Douglas return to the Senate with out opposition, throw himself forward tor the imperilled purity of our principles. g-aspeJ with a bold baud the Republican banner,which was in danger of sinking into the mire at com- S promise and unnatural combinations, and hold ; it up proudly aloft in one of the fiercest strug gles the country over witnessed. Great ap plause. 1 met him then, when he bearded the lion of demagoguism in his den, when the brilliant sallies of his wit and sarcasm drew shouts of delight from the multitude, when the thunderbolts of bis invective rattled triumph antly against the brazen front of Stephen A Douglas— applause —when the Incid unan swerable logic of his arguments iuspired every patriotic bcart with new confidence in the justice of our cause, and when under his pow erful blows the large democratic majority of Illinois dwindled down to nothing. There 1 saw him do what perhaps no other man in the country would hare done. There I learned to confide iu the patriot and the defender cf ro found convictions, to esteem the statesman,an ! to love the man. [Great applause.^ "And now, I saw him again, snrrounded by the Committee of the National Convention who had come to lay into hi; hands the highest trust that a political party has to bestow- an honor which be had not thought of in his hard fought battles, which he had not cravid and had hardly been sanguine enough to expect.— There he stood, silently listening to the ad dress of cur chairman ; his eye? downca-t ; in his soul, perhaps, a feeling of just pride strug gling with the overawing consciousness of re sponsibility. Then he answered, thanking them for the honors bestowed upon him, end accept ing the leadership is the great struggle, not with the exulting tone of one who has achiev ed a personal triumph : cot with the pompou3 airs and artificial dignity of one who is consci ous of standing upon the great stage of the world, but with that unaffected modest sim plicity of a man who is strong in the consci ousness of his ability and his honest intention to do right. [Applause ] " Many of those who now surrounded him had voted for other candidate? is the Conven tion, and some, still laboring under a feeling of personal disappointment, had come there, cot without some prejudice unfavorable to Mr. Lincoln. But whey they saw a man who had worked his way from the humblest station in life to bis present eminence, not by fast specu lation or adventurous efforts, not on the wing of good luck, but by quiet, stAdv labor, un swerving fidelity to principle and his private< and public duties, dy the vigor of his genius and the energy of his character—the man who had woo the confidence of the people and was now lifted npoo the shield of trusty old servant ituiiwocdie. " .Saddle mv hor-e," said he to him in a whisper, "and put my holsters on him."' Mr-- Jackson watched hitn. and, though she heard not a word, she thought she saw atisckiej in't:• ever. The General went out after a few min utes, when she took up the paper and under stood everything. She ran oat to the south i gate of the yard of the Hermitage, by which the General would have to pass She had not I been there mere than a few seconds before the General rode npon with the countenance of a maumen. She placed herself before his horse and cried cut : "O, Genera! 1 don't go to Nashville. Let that poor editor live let that poor editor live !" He rep >d : " How came you to know what lam euing for?"' She answered : " I saw it ail in Lis paper after you went out : put up your horse and go back." He replied furion-ly ; " Hut I will go—get out of mv way 1 Instead of doing this, she grasped his j bridle with both hands. He cried to her, "1 say,let go my hor-e : I'll have his heart's blood: the villain that reviles my wife shall m l live " She gra-ped the rains but the tighter, cud ! began to expostulate with him, saying that j she was the one who ought to l>e angrv, but that she forgave her persecutors from the b >:- i tern of her heart, o: d prayed for them—that he should forgive, if he had hoped to be fo:- gives. At ia-l. by her reasoning, her eutrca ties and tears, she so worked upon her hus band that he seemed mollified to a certain ex tent. Si.e wound np by saying, " No, General you shall not take the life of even mv reviier : you dare net do it, for it !? written Vengeance is thine, 1 will repay, saith the Lord."' The iron-nerved hero gave way before the earnest pleading of hi' beloved wife, 3r,d re plied : " I yield to you : but had it not been for yon, and the words of the Almightv, the wretch should not hate lived an hour." Talking of absence of mind, -aid the Rev. Fidney ?mith,' (he oddest instance hap pened (o me once in forgetting my c\rn name. I knocked at a door in London, and asked if Mrs. IJ. was a! hone. " Yes, sir, what name shaM I ay?" I looked in the man's face as tonished—what name ? Aye, that is the ques tion—what is my name? I believe the man thought me mad, but it is literally true, that during the space of two or three "minutes, I had no more idea of who I was than if I had never existed. I did not know whether I was a dissenter or a layman : I felt as dull a- Sternhold or Hopkins. At last, to my great relief, it flashed across me that I was Sidney Smith. 1 heard, also, of a e'ergvman who went jogging along '.he road until Lo < ame to a turnpike. " What is to pay " I'av. sir ! for what !" asked the turnpike man. " Why, for my horse, to be sure."' " Your honor, sir ! what horse ? Here is no horse, sir " ".No horse !—God bless me !" said he, suddenly looking down between bis legs, "I thought I was on horseback." tSF 'My son, said an affectionate mother, to her son, who resided at a distance, and ex pected in a short time to be married, " my SOD, you are getting very thin." "Yes mother,' he replied, " when I come next time I think you may see my rib." t&~lf the bdls before Congress are uot counterfeit, why should there be such d:t£cuity in passing them ? is said that a watch dog is cot n Icfga :o tha morasag a? at eight, btc3ti~* he is let our a: rgbt and taken in the morciag