Bradford reporter. (Towanda, Pa.) 1844-1884, February 02, 1860, Image 1
ONE DOLLAR PER ANNUM INVARIABLY IN ADVANCE. TOWANDA : Thursday Morning, February 2 1869. STORMING OF THE BASTION. In one of the concluding chapters of Charles Reade's great story, '• White Lies," occurs ihe following description of an attack !>y the French upon the Bastion St. Andre, during the wars of Napoleon. The picture of the event has no superior in the language for graphic description and fearless interest : " This wont do comrade 5 must go. I shall attack from your position. So I shall go down the line and bring men up. Give me a good spice of veterans. I shall get one word with .you before we go out God bless you 1" " God bless you, Ray rial 1" The moment Rayuul was gone, Camille beckoned a lieutenant to him and ordered half the brigade to form a strong column on both sides of Death's Alley. His eyes fell upon private Dard. " Come here," said he. Dard came aud saluted. " Dave you a*iy one at Beaurepaire who would be sorry if you were killed t" "Yes, Colonel, Jacintha that used to make your broth. Colonel." "Take this line to Col. Raynal. You will find him with the 12th brigade." He wrote a few lines in pencil, folded them, and Dard" went off with them, little dreaming that the colonel of Ms brigade was taking the trouble to save his his life because he came from Beaurepaire. Colonel Dujard then went into his tent and Closed the aperture, aud took the pood hook the priest had given him, and prayed humbly, and forgave all the world. Then lie sat clown, his head in his hands, nnd thought of bis child, mid how hard it was to die and never see him. One sad sob at this ;—one only. Then he lighted a candle, sealed up his or ders of valor, and wrote a line begging that they might be sent to his sister. lie also sealed up his purse, and left a memorandum that the content* might he given to disabled soldiers of his brigade upon their being in- , vuiided. Then he took out Josephine's letter. " Door coward," he said, " let me be not un kind. See, I burn your letter, lest it should be found, and disturb the peace yon prize so highly. I, too, siia'l soon tie at peace, thank God." He lighted it and dropped it on the ground \ it burned slowly away. lie eyed it de-pair 1 gly. " Ay, you perish, last record of an unhappy love, and so you pass away, so I 1110 going, my soul to my Creator, my body to (lust —aye, poor letter, even so passes away my life, wusleii by generals not fit to command n corporal's guard —my h< pes of glory, and my dreams of love—it all ends to-day, at nine nnd twenty." He p*t his white handkerchief to his eye— Josephine hod given it to him. He cried n little, not at dying, but at seeing Ids lite thrown away. When he was done crying, he put his hand kerchief in his bosom* and the whole man \va< transformed beyond the power of la rig-cage to to express. .Powder does not change more w hen it catches fire. lie. rose that moment, and went liko 11 uisU of lightning out of the tent. The ne xt he came down like a falcon between the lit.es ol the strong column to Death's Alley. " Attention !" cried the seTgeants, "the Colonel." There was n dead silence, for the bare sight vif that erect and inspired figure made the men's bosoms thrill with tin-certainty of great diedi to come ; the imht uf battle was in bi.- eye. No longer the moody Colonel, but u thunderbolt of war, red hot r.ud waiting to be launched. " Officers, sergeants, soldiers, a word with you." La Croix —" Attention." " Do you know what passed here five min utes ago ?" " The attack of the bastion was settled," cried a captain. " It and who was to lead the assault —do you know ?" " No I" " A Colonel from Egypt!" A groan from the men. With detachments from other brigades." Ah ! an angry roar. Colonal Dnjardin walked quickly away down between the two lines, looking with his fin v eye into the men's eyes on the right. Then fie came back ou the other side, and as lie went lie lighted those- wen's eyes with his own. It was a torch i>assU)g along a line of ready gas-lights. " The work to us," he cried, in a voice like a clarion, (it fired the hearts as his eye had grtd the eyes,) " the triumph tostraa gers ! Our fatigue and our losses have not gained the brigade the honor of going out at those fellows that have killed so many of our comrades." •A fierce grcan from the men. " What ! shall the colors of another brigade, mid not ours, fly from that bastion this after noon r "No ! no !" in a roar of thunder. "Ah ! yon are of my mind. Attention 1 tie attack is fixed for Gvo o'clock. Suppose you and I were to carry the bastion ten inin lites before the colonel from Egypt can bring his men upon the ground i" A fierce roar of joy nnd laughter—the strange laughter of veterans and born iuvin eibles. "That was a question I* pnt to your hearts —your answer ?" The answer was a yell of exulting assent, but was half drowned liv another response, mid thundering of the imperial drums, and the rattle of fixing bayouets. The Colonel told off a party to the battery. " Level the guns at the top ties. Fire at my signal, and keep tiring over our heads till you we our colors ou the place." He THEN DSFTED to THE head of the cofnmrt, I which instantly formed behiud dim in the cen ter of Death's Alley. "The colors ! No hand but mine shall hold them to-day." . They were instantly brought to him, his left baud shook them free in the afternoon sun. j A deep murmur of joy from the old hands at the now unwonted sight. Out flashed the the sword like steel lightning. He waved it towards the batteiy. Bang I bang! bang! bang! went the can non, and the smoke rolled over the trenches. At the same moment up went the colors waving : and the Colonel's clarion voice pealed above : all. " Twenty fourth demi-brigades forward !" They went so swiftly out of the trenches that they were not seen through their own smoke until they had run some sixty yards. No sooner were they seen coming on like devils ; than two thousand muskets were leveled at them from all the Prussian line. It was not a rattle of small arms—it was a era-h, and the men fell fast ; but in a moment they were seen to spread out like i fan, and when the fan closed again it half encircled the bastion. It was a French attack. Part swarmed at it I in front like bees, part swept around the glacis nnd flanked it. They were seen to fall iu num bers, shot down from the embrasures But the living took the place of the dead, and the light raiured evenly there. Where are the colors? Towards the rear. There the Colonel and 11 hundred men are fighting hand to hand with the Prussians, who have charged out at the back doors of the bastion Success there and the bastion must fall—Loth sides knew '■ U All in a moment the colors disappeared. There was a groan from the French line. No! there they were again, and close under the bastion. And now in front the attack was so hot that often the Prussian gunners were soen to jump down, driven from their posts ; and the moment told that the French had won some I great, advantage there. The fire slackening told a similar tale, and presently down came the Prussian flag>t;;ff. That might be acci dent. A few moments Of thirsty expectation, and np went the colors of the 241h brigade upon the Bastion St Andre. The vvhoie French army raised a shout that rent the -ky, and their cannon began to play ou the Prussian lines, and between the ba-tiuu and the nearest fort to prevent a recapture. Then shot from the earth a cub.e acre of (ire where last tfie bastion was seen ; it car ried up a heavy mountain of red and black . smoke, that looked as solid as marble. There was a heavy, sull> n, tremulous explosion, that snuffe 1 out ihe sound of caution, and para lysed the French ami Prussian gunners'hands, and cheeked the wry beating of their hearts. War itself held its br- a'h, and both armies, like peaceful spectators, gnz <1 worn! r-struck, I terror-struck. Great hell s.eeiued to have burnt through earth s crust, and to he rti-h -ing at l.eaveu. lluge stones, cannon, corpses, and limbs of soldiers were -ecu driving or fal ling through the smoke. (Some of these lust came quite clear of the ruins, aye,s in the French and Prussian fines, that even the veterans put their hands ta their eye. Itiviiai ! felt something spatter on him from the sky. ilt w.is b'ojd—Conrad's perhaps. Oil ! war! war! The smoke cleared. Where a moment hc j fore the great iia-:io.u stood aud fought was a j monstrous pile of blackened, bloody .-tones and I timbers, with dismounted caution striking out here and t hi re. And rent and crushed to atom- beneath the smoking mass lay the relics of the gallant brigade and the r victorious colors. Jonx RIIOF.MX IN* THE LACKS' CAR. —John Phoenix, the iu mitiWe wit, thus tills an inci dent connected with a ride on the N- w Yo k Central Ilailioad. He rtlaies it na htt rto the K n i kei 101 ker Magazine, and puis it in n cord to serve us a intuitu to further ii.i.o ccnt travelers. He says: "I had observed at eacli change of the ears, and they were frequent, when the gen eral s -ramble took place, one was defended ' 'r m the n->at It by a stalwart n un, usually of j stalwart IH r-u-a-ioiis, who, deaf to menaces, ; iiiisofti rred by Bribes, maintained his po.-t for ! the benefit of the Eddies." | "• Leddics' car, sir, uv yon please, forrcd eat* ! for gentle men without leddits." "Need I say that this car was the ino>t I comfortable of the train, and with the stern - resolve which ever distinguished me in the dis- I charge of my duty towards myself, I determin ed to get into it. So when we changed cars at Utica, I ru-hed forth and seeing a nice young person and a pretty face, urging her wnv through the crowd, 1 stepped tip to her side, and, wirh my native grace and gallantry, offered her my arm and ns-istanee They were gracefully accepted, and, proud cf my success, r urged my fair charge upon the platform of the Indies' car. My old enemy was holding the door. " Is this yonr fady, sir?" " With nu inward apology to Mrs. Phoenix for the great injustice done to her charms, 1 replied yes. Judge o! my horror when this low employee of a monopolizing company, said with the tone and manner of an old acquaiu ! tauce : " Well, Sal, I guess you've done well, but I don't think his family will think much of the ; match." fcg-" A worthy but poor minister," writes a fncud from the country, " requested a loan of fifty dollars from the cashier of our bank. : and in the note requesting the favor, he said he would ' pay iu ten days, on the faith of • Abraham.' The cashier returned word that by the rules of the bank, the itidorser must 1 reside iu the State " A sensible writer remarks: " Man doubles all the evils of his fate by pondering over them ; a scratch becomes a wound ; a I sbglit an injury ; a jest an insult; a small peril a great danger ; mid a slight sickness of , tin ends in death by brooding apprehensions." PUBLISHED EVERY THURSDAY AT TO WANDA, BRADFORD COUNTY. PA., BY E. OWIEARA GOODRICH. " REGARDLESS OF DENUNCIATION FROM ANY QUARTER." : LOVE ON AN APPLE TREE, Every body said that Nettie Gray was a beauty, not One of your polished city belles, lint a gay, romping, saucy piece of natures handiwork, yet gentle, affectionate withal, possessing a depth of feeling aud sentiment which few are able to fathom. Now " sweet Nettie Gray," as she Was call ed had long been loved by one Charlie Grat ton—the handsome young merchant who kept the only store the village of N could boast of ; where he had for some four or five years, dealt olit sugar, ten, coffee, tobacco, si!k<, pins, hardwares and a variety of mer chandise, to t''e villagers and the surrounding farmers and had realized quite a iittle fortune; ! a part of which lie invested iu the purchase of widow Morton's bountiful cottage and grounds, which at the death of her hu-band, she had been obliged to dispose of and take a 1 cheaper place, where she could live less ex- 1 pensively ; while from the surplus ot the price she received for the cottage she received a nice little income. Charley had also taken the widow's son into the store, as his increased business made it necessary to procure assist ance. The salary paid to little Johnny was a material help to iii.s mother for which she was very grateful and she nevec failed to speak a word in his praise whenever an opportunity presented. This, with the numberless acts of generosi ty which Charley was never tired of perform ing, made him the Jicro of that little village, and caused him to be beloved and respected, by both old and young, for many miles around. To say that Nettie Gray was indifferent to his many visits or for the ardent love he en ter ta; ued for her, would be doing injustice to her warm appreciative heart. But the spirit of mischief seemed to possess her, and. though she was uniformly kind and gentle in her dis position towards Iu r lover, nnd would converse 1 freely and unreservedly with hint upon any topic,"yet, when he approached the subject nearest to his heart, she was off like a fright ened bird. Not that she was afraid of him. or that the subject was distasteful to her, (for I her own heart was equally intetested ) Imt she delighted to tease him and heartily enjoyed j his discomfiture on such occasions. She knew he loved her with all the strength of his soul, and she had no fear of alienating his affections from herself—an event which would have giv en her lite deepest pain. Cha.ley had begun to think seriously of marriage ; and why not ? There stood the cottage emlxtwc-red in trees, many of which were bending nndtr their load of rare fruit, unoccupied. It needed only the presence of his bright-eyed Nettie to make it a Paradise. His income was more than sulllcient to satisfy their most extravagant wants, and why should he not marry ? Mary times lie had visited Nettie for the express purpose of making known ins wi-lies, but ho had a- often pre vented from saving what he wanted to SHV, bv : the little mistlii -f running away at the fir-! word he Uttered on the sn'nj"ct. To think of supplying her place from the many fair dam sel.- iu it—who would gladly have accepted his hand, was out of the question. It was N"ttiu 1.0 lori-d, and Nettie only, and lie f-!t sure -itc returned his affectioni, tint lrow could he ever get married if lie was not permitted 'toprojrtve? "J must re-ort to stratagem," lie thought, and he put'ally formed ntanyjihins to bring the little beauty to terms, and as of ten ABANILOH'-d them. ILs mind was bu-y with such thoughts, as one brig!;' morning iu September lie walked toward Farmer Gray's mansion. Tie leisure !y n-srt wdi d the hill, at the top of which, upon a lovely table laud, stood the great old house, when he was startled by a familiar voice, call ing : V Bring the lad ler, Dick ! I want to get down." And looking up, lie beheld N< ttie seated in the wide spreading branches of an apple tree that stood in the ti-ld near the road Dick, perched upon tie topmost round of a ladder that leaned against a pear tree, was ; quetly tilling his basket with the rich fruit. '• Wait a minute, Sis," replied Dick, with out looking np ; I've got my basket almost full. I'll come in a minute." Dick evidently began to think there was something wrong, for as he turned around, his ive instantly caught sight of our hero coming up the road, but a few rod- from where they were. He instantly descended the tree, but instead of carrying the luddi r to assist his sis ter to descend he gave a loud shout, threw up iiis cap in the air, cleared tlie wail with a liound and ran rapidly down the hill, shouting at the top of his voice., " (>, Mr. Grat ton I've treed a coon !" Then placing his hands upon the ground before him, he turned some four or five somersaults, picked up his cap, and ran with all his might to tlie house. The Utile rogue evidently loved mischief as well as did his pretty sister. Chariey's first thought was to go to the ns ; sistance of Nettie, and he leaped the* wall and ; approached the tree. Taking the ladder from ! the upper tree, he was about placing it for her j to descend, when a sudden thought suggested itself. " She cannot run away from him now," and not stopping to consider the nngallant act, he grasped the lower branch, and with some gay remarks swung himself lightly up, and took a seat by her side. Nettie who was on amiable girl and could ! take a joke as good naturedly as she could give one, and laughed heartily at the trick her brother played upon her, complimented Char ley upon his agility, and invited him to help himself to the blushing fruit that hung in such tempting profusion about them. After chat ting on a variety of themes, he determined to approach the subject, and if possible get an intelligent answ< r. For some time lie sat in silence, then said— " Nettie, 1 have something to say to yoa." "Ah, have you?" she replied. "Well Charley please, help me down, and you can guy it as we walk to the house. Charley saw the mischief in her eyes, and resolved to go on without heeding her request, yet he changed somewhat in his mode of at tack. " Nettie I am going to be married." " Married, Charley, married ?" Without heeding the prying glance that was raised to his face, he went on : "\ r es, Nettie, my business is now very pros perous—l have a pretty home, which needs only the additional charm of a pair of bright j eyes. I have found a sweet, gentle girl, whom j I love with all my heart, and who is willing I [ to become my wife ; and I have resolved to I marry. 1 have tried a long time to tell you, j but you would not hear it." Nettie hapl listened to this speech in utter amazement. She had long believed that she ! was the beloved of Charley Gratton's heart, and she meant—after she had teased him to ! her heart's content —to listen J.o his love, and become Lis dutiful and loving wife. But her j hopes were now suddenly dashed to atoms. It was too much. A giddiness came over her, ! nnd but for the support of Charlie's arm she i I would have fallen to the ground. Charley j noticed her emotion, and feared he had gone I too far. It was l>ut a moment, however. She soon gained her self-possession,aud sat upright- j ly by his side. Her face was very pale, but her eyes flashed proudly as she replied and i there was a spies of bitterness in her tone : • " May I ask the name of her who has been honored with the offer of the hand of my noble friend ?" "First let mc describe her. She is a beau tiful girl, and possessed of a warm, loving heart. She has but one fault—if fault it may tie called. She delights to tease those who ; love her l>est ; and often she has given ine a severe heart pang. Yet, Nettie, I love her deeply and fervently, and it shall be the object of my life tt> guard her from harm, to protect her, as far as I am able, from the slightest i breath of sorrow, and I shall lie abundantly rewarded by her love. Nettie, I have never of fercd her inv hand, though she has long pos se- od inv heart. I do it now, Nettie. Dearest, can you ask her name ?" Nettie gave one long, inquiring look, ns thooirh she but half comprehended his words. " Will you be my wife, Nettie?" " What!" she replied, half bewildering!)*, " are you not forever 10-t nie ?' ; " No, if you will consent to be mine." Siie realized what it would lie to 10-e him; . her head sunk upon his bosom, and bursting into tears, she murmured— " Yes, Charley, I will." Soon master Dick came bounding into the i orchard, one hand filled with a large slice of bread and butter, while with the other he : tossed his cap into the air, showing that he fully comprehended the state of affairs, and j shouting at the top of his voice— " Hello, Mr. Gratton, ain't you glad I treed ner for yon i We hardly need add that the same autumn witm s. Ed a right merry wedding at the old mansion of farmer Gray. Er.OQRUXCE OF A LOOK. —"Surely," say- Blunt. " no malefactor eo dmn .ml to snff-r for the violated laws of hi- counu v r.v r heard the I ;st hour strike upon the prison bed with half the agony of feeling with which that cock crowing rang upon the ears of IVb r. Still was there a si?;ht which smote far deeper than the sound : "The Lord turned and looked upon Peter.*' What can j ortray the i-itcut eloquence of that last look ? What volumes uui-t it hive spoken to the apostle ? Could j he behold that wel'-known countenance, and aga u repeat, " I know not the man ?" Could lie see his Divine Master, "as a -liecp before bis shearers is dumb," and again break forth into oaths and imprecations? Cotiid lie hear j the reproach of that meek eye, and vet remain • in the guilty scene amid those enemies of the 1 Saviour and of his own soul? No ! that single glance was all that was required to send home the arrow of conviction and repentance to.his i j bosom ; he instantly- remembered the word that the Lonl had spoken and he went out and wept bitterly." HARD TO PI.EASE. — Pitts is a fast man, a share man, a man ot business tact. And \ when Pitts goes into a store to trade, he al , ways gets the lowest cash pflce : and tie says,' " Well, I'll look about-, and if I don't find anything that suits me better, I'll call and take this." Pitts, like all fast men is partial to women, i and young ones in particular. Now, quite lately Pitts said to himself, " I am gettiu' j rather along in years, and guess I'll get mar ; ried." His business qualities wouldn't let him wait, so off ho travels, and calling upon a lady friend opened the conversation by remarking that he ; I would like to know what she thought about j his getting married. " Oh, Mr. Pitts, this is an affair in which I am not so greatly interested, and I prefer to leave it with yourself." " But," says Pitts, " yoti are interested and my dear girl will yoti marry me ?" The young girl blushed very red, hesitated, j and finally, as Pitts was very well to do in the world, and morally, financially and politically . of standing in society, she accepted him.— ; Whereupon the matter-of-fact Pitts respond ed, " lIV//, well, I'll look about vw, nnd if J ; ; doii t find anybody that suits me better than you , J I'll conic back." &2r A Single Government Arsenal of Great Britain covers 2(50 acres of land, and is divi- ! ded into the gun, carriage nnd laboratory de partments, employing at times, 12,000 men. j | During the late war, 10,500 shells were made j and passed out of the laboratory. A large building is now being erected with machinery i and other conveniences expressly for the manufacturing of the Armstrong gun. - is sufficient to have a simple heart iu order to escape the harshness of the age —. in order not to ily from the uiiiortunale ; but it is to have some uuder.-tauding of the irn- I perishable law, to seek them in the forgetful , ness against which they dare not complain, to - prefer them in their ruin, to admire them in their struggles. Calender of Operations fcr Feb. 18G0. FARM —February,though the shortest month of the year is nt the North counted the most tedious by many. The energetic farmer wear ies of the comparative inactivity of the sea ; son, aud is in haste to start the plow ; the i careless one finds his neglected stock rapidly j losing in value, and is waiting anxiously fur ; the lirst springing of the gra<s, The animals , themselves grow restless under confinement. THE main care required during this month j will be additional attention to animals, to keep , them "in good heart," that they'may have no loss to recover when sprihg opens. Much preparatory work may also be dcr.c, plans cf work completed, implements prepared, market iHg finished, and every tiling made ready for a prompt beginning with the opening season. ButnnjxGS need frequent inspection.to keep them from decay. .Fasten all loose boards ; properly secure widows and doors ; batten cracks, knot-holes, and other leaks where cold enters'and hay is wasted. Get out timber for j new buildings if needed. CATTUE —Give frequent changes of food, al - roots, bran mashes, a little grain, ect., with bay. Cut and cooked foods are most j economical. Give plenty of litter. Keep j cows about to calve, in scperate stalls with ; amp'e room. CELLARS —Protect from frost but provide for ventilation, especially where there is damp ness. Sort of decaying vegetables ; allow no accumulation of re'use, but remove all to the compost heap. Cues* Stalks still standing oa the field to be plowed next Spring, may be leveled during open freezing weather. This will greatly facilitate the plowing. DRAlNS —llemove obstruc ions of ice, etc , both around the buildings and in ihe field. FENClNG —Materials may be got out, and 1 prepared under cover. Build new and repair old. at the earliest available time. FLAX AND 111 MP —Finish dressing. Fi EL--BC sure to provide a year's supply, cut and stored before Spring. GRAIN should all lie thre>lied now—vermin are taking heavy toll ; secure the bins from their entrance. Market whenever prices are remunerative GRAIN AND CLOVER FIELDS —AIIow no stock to toed or trample the young growth. -HELP —S cure a full supply before choice 1 hands are all engaged. HORSES AND MI I.ES —Look well to their feet; keep sharp -hod and clean well after travelling. Give carrots nnd cut feed. Keep them in comfortable stables ; blanket when excessively cold, and allow plenty of bedding, i, I locs —Feed liberally, with warm, cooked food, with which mix charcoal and salt oc casionally, especially for breeding sows. fv>pp pens well littered with leaves or short straw, to increase the stock of manure. ICE lloocs—Complete filling ; examine drainage and ventilation toseeusc perfect pres ervation. MANURES— Depend on 110™° manufacture, rather than ti ■ purchase of highly advertised compounds. Keep muck or pla-ter in all 1 places where ammonia may he absoibcd. Cart : out in open weather. MAPLE SUGAR— Have all apparatus in read i incss. Commence tapping as ston as'sap will , .-tart. For I irge groves, an improved evapo ration will pay. POTATOES— Secure the best for seed; keep varietii separate. At the South plant early . for northern market. POULTRY —wiII repay proper carc. SALT —Give potatoes, turnips and other roots cut iiuc, with hay, and a little grain for - breeding ewes. Allow them warm-beds sop 1 urate from other stock. Salt regularly and irivo plenty of water.- SWEET Potatoes at the South nny be bed ' ded out for a supvly of se!.s for transplanting. TOOLS —Repair all needing it ; replace those lent, and return borrowed ; select new fcr ; coming season. Keep iron front rust, with 3 > parts lard and oai' of resin, melted together. I'aiut all wood-work needing it. ORCHARD AND NURSERY —UNLESS the season jis early enough to admit of transplanting during the latter part of the mouth there will . i not be much required here. Where trees are j taken out early to be shipped South, great, 1 care is needed in packing, to guard against freezing. Those which are frozen, should be unpacked carefully and the mots buried in I sand until thawed. Earlv planting in the nursery is desirable, and everything should be in readiness to commence work at the first favorable weather. Grafting is better done herein March ;at the South Februaryjs fa vorable. ('IONS— Cut any time this month. Label each sort distinctly. INSECTS —ScaIe btig can now be readily dis troyed by scraping the trunk and main limbs, and scrubbing with whale oil soap or lye. Ex amine the forks and ends of limbs for cocoons i and eggs of worms. MANURE is needed to promote fruitfnlness |in the orchard. Apply a heavy coat around : each tree, of good compost, or decomposed j muck, spreading it well. PRUNING —We advise late Summer or early Autumn.for this work, but now is a better i time than after the buds have swollen and the I sap started. All dead wood may be removed without injury. SNOW —Remove from the branches of low ! spreading trees, to prevent splitting of the j limbs r.s it settles. ! STAKES, lublcs, tallies, packing baus, mats, etc.—Have a good stock in readiness for Spring use dining the busy season of nursery sales or planting. TRANSPORTING may commence as soon as the i frost is out of the ground, and the soil iu work ! ing order. KITCHEN AND FRUIT GARDEN —Active ope rations commence in this month at the South, particularly where produce is raised for northern markets. The earlier vegetables can be brought forward, the more remunerative are the prices. IN this latitude, preparations can ho made by planning the grounds, providing abundance 'of manure, putting implements in order, and VOL. XX. —NO. 35. in tlis latter part of the month .making hot 4 beds. COLD FRAMES— Air may he admitted DURING ' i mild weather. It cold continues, do not re move the snow covering. During cold, opeu weather protect with mass of straw. CUTTINGS of Currants, Gooseberries and other fruit may be taken when the wood is not frozen. Keep them buried in sand in the cel lar or other secure places. FENCES —Keep in repair, and prepare MA* terials for r.ew where wanted. An Irish Expedient. Governor Snyder, the Governor of the Key 4 stone State, was sitting comfortably in his par lor at Selinsgrove, his rural abode, the cures or state sitting lightly 011 his breast, for he had just left the dinner table, and felt at peace with all the world, when a knock was heard at the front door, and Patrick O'llannigan was ushered into the presence of the good i natured governor. " Guv'tier Snyder, I suppose,"said Pat, with au attempt at an elegant bow. "So I am called ; pray be seated, and tell j me what I can do for you to-daV." Pat iast a look around the room, robbed i bis knees as he sat down on the edge of the ! chair, and after a few moment's hesitation he began in this wise : " WVal, guv'tier, its about six years since I came till this country, and I've been aliviit' alt tliat time np there on Lycomitt' Creek, and I thought it was about time I was going homo till the ould couuthry, to see mv po <r ou!d mother, God bless her, before she dies, and all my ould friends there ; and so Put on my way you see ; and I thought, as I bad heard the people taikin* a great deal about GuT'inf Snyder, and what a great guv'ner he was, that I would stop and f ay my respects till him."— Here Pat took a rest, and began again : "And so I'll lie goin' to Pliiladelfy, and a goo.j long step it is to go afoot, and then Pll go to New York and go aboard a ship, and -ail till ould Ireland, and (here be took a'ong look at tie- side board, sparkling with its well lilled decanters) when I see my ould mother, and all my ould friends, I'll tell them how 1 called on the Guv'ner of Pinsylvany, and how lie was mighty polite, and gave mc a glass of brandy to drink his honor's health." The governor took the hint, and filled a glas-. which Pat empt'ed as soon, saving, " Your gcod lieai*h. guv'ner, and long life til! ye, and ali your kith and kin I" Down sat Pat again, and after answering a few kind inquiries of the governor, he rose and spoke ; "Wa'al, I spose I must be movin'. I'm i goin' from here to Phi! add fv, and its a long ; step to go afoot, and from there I'll go till N w York, antl then I'll tro aboard a ship to j ould Ireland, and then I'll till all my ould friends that here 1 called on the great Guv'- ner of Pinsylvany, and be gave me two glasses of 1 randy to dtink his honor's health." The governor was caught, and poured out iho - e u:d glass, which loosed the other end of P t's tongue, and he went over the rigma role again, ending with threeglasscs of brandy. " Ali !" said the governor, "but you have not bad three glasses." Pat was cut up and cut down by this un expi'cft'd answer. lie pushed his fingers through bis hair, dropped bis lower jaw, and looked like a d cp'.y wounded '' jintlemau " as lie v. as. A happy thought hit him, and bright 4 , eniug up, he said :—- " Put you wouldn't lnrc rae tell my ould mo*her a lie, would yon ?" The good governor was melted for a mo rn"!:!, ami the third glass passed from tho side-boar 1 into into the longing bosom of tho dry Irishman, who drank, and thus began : " A thousand thanks, guv'ner ! the saints Mess an 1 the Virgin kape you, and give you long life and plenty of such brandy as this, your honor ! And HOW I'll be goin' to Pliila delfy, and its a long way there afoot, and then—"' j The governor could stand it no longer, but-, h.nlf langhii g. and half mad at the impudence of Pat and 1 is own readiness to be coaxed, ho , showed his guest to the door, and told him. ma it was so far to Philadelfy, he had better bo 111 k ng tracks in that direction without any more delay. GOING Hour, \virn THF. GIRLS. —The en trance into society may be said to tike placo immediately alter boyhood has passed away, yet a multitude take an initiative before their beards are presentable. It is a great trial, either at a tender or a tough age. For an : overgrown boy to go to a door, knowing that there are a dozen girls inside, and to knock or : ring with absolute certainty that in two ruiti : utes all their eyes w ill be upon liitn, is a severe tot of courage. To go before those girls and make a satisfactory tour of the room without stopping on Uieir toes, and sit down and dis pose of one's bands without putting them ia one's pocket, it is an achievement which few boys can boast. If a boy can go so far as to measure off ten yards of tape with one of tho girls, and cut it -harp at each end, lie may stand c. chance to pass a pleasant evening, but let It; 111 not flatter himself that the trials ; of the evening are over. There comes, at last, the breaking up.— The dear girls don their hoods, and put 011 il.iir shawls, and look so saucy and mischiev ous, and unitnpressible, and independent, as if they didn't wish anybody to go home with them. Then comes the pinch, and the boy that has the most pluck makes to the prettiest girl, his heart in his throat, and his tonguo clinging to the roof of his mouth, anil crook ing out his elbow, stammers out the words, " Shall I see you horue?" She touches her finger to his arm, and they walk home a foot apart, feeling as aw kward as two go-dings— , As soon as she is safe within her own door he i sti nts home, and really thinks he has been, : and gone, and done it. Sleep comes to him .! at last, with dreams of crinoline and calico, ; and he wakes in the morning antl finds the ■ doors of life open to him, ami tho pigs sqncal -1 ing for breakfast.