PILAR PER ANNUM INVARIABLY IN ADVANCE. TOWANDA: * • * —— Thursday Morning, November 4,1858. ftlctftb IJottrj. HARVEST FESTIVAL ODE. BV J. G. WHITTIER. Th i , Jay, one hundred years apo, The wild grape by the river side, And tasteless ground-nuts trailing low, The table of the woods supplied. Unknown the apples red and gold, The blushing tint of peach and pear ; The mirror of the powwow told No tale of orchards ripe and rare. Wild as the fruits he scorned to till. The vales the idle Indian trod ; Nor knew the glud, creative skill. The joy of him who toils with God. 0. Painter of the fruits and flowers! We thank Thee for Thy wise design Whereby these human hands of ours In Nature's garden work with Thine. And thanks, that from our daily need The joy of simple faith is born ; That he who smites the summer weed, May trust Thee for the autumn com. Give fools their gold and knaves their power, bet fortune's bubbles rise and fall ; Who sows a field, or trains a flower ; Or plants a tree, is more than all. Fur he who blesses more is blest; And God and man shall own his worth Who toils to leave as his bequest Au added beauty to the earth. And. soon or late, to all that sow The time of harvest shall be given ; The flower shall bloom, the fruit shall grow If not on earth, at last in heaven ! ilisnllantaas. THI LAST VICTIM OF THE GAUNTLET. An imperial rescript, bearing the Date of the 20th August, 1854, and the signature of; the Emperor Francis Joseph of Austria, has i abolished for evermore within the realms of the whole Austrian empire that terrible chastise ment—running the gauntlet. Terrible as it was. indeed —a cruel aud barbarous remnant : of those dark and dismal times calDd the mid dle ages. 1 witnessed the last execution of ! this kind, and record it for the benefit of those who still cling with a strange fondness even to the worst legacies of by-gone centuries. 0u an autumn morning in the year 1851, the garrison of the fortress of Theresienstadt, on the Eger river, in Bohemia, was formed'in a large square on the spacious place before the residence of the commandant. In the middle j cf the square, drawn up iu file, stood a com- I piny of the rifle battalion, to which the delin quent belonged. It was understood, each pri vate (there were three hundred) being pro vided with a switch, and placed at a small dis tance from his next man. At the tenth stroke of the clock the drums were beaten, and amidst a silence deep and oppressive the prisoner was marched into the square. He was as line-looking a man as ever I have et eyes upon—tall, powerful, and well formed. His handsome features, to which a black mous tache gave a bold and martial expression,shone forth iu the full glow and vigor of manhood, only they were of a deadly paleness. 11c was- a non-commissior.ed officer, and du ring the last campaign in Italy, iu 1849, he had distinguished himself in such a manner that his superior officers had recommended him for promotion. Austria is more generous than England towards those that shed blood iu her service, and he would have been maec a com missioned officer long since—in spite of his humble origin and his poverty—if it had not been for a fatal impediment. This impediment wns his own passionate temper ; he was a very choleric man ; harsh and brutal towards his inferiors, morose and stubborn towards his su periors whenever they deemed it necessary to check or rebuke him. He was hated by the men to the utmost. There was not a private in the whole battalion that hhd not vowed him revenge. He had never made one friend, nor did he care to have one. Strict in the per formance of his military service—the most mi nor duties of which he discharged with the ut most exactness—he went his own way, proud, reserved, solitary. Innumerable were the pun ishments which he had brought upon the men; for, however slight the offeuce might be, he *as sure not to pass it over in sileuce. His superior officers respected him for his usefulness, his ability, and his exactitude, but Hjey did not like him. The evident lack of humanity m the man made him au object of doubt rather than of love. Moreover there tfas a yague rumor about his having once struck at his own officer in a pell-mell caused hy a band to hand encounter with the enemy. Jbe report neycr took a clear shape, the officer having been killed during the engagement, aud fke gossipings of a few wounded soldiers bav ing been much to incoherent and contradictory to lead to a formal investigation of the matter; besides it was at the victory of Novarra. He had greatly distinguished himself, and old hield Marshall liadetsky had, with his own hands, affixed the golden medal on his breast. The rumor, however, together with the know ledge of his harsh and violent temper, caused his name to be erased from the list of those that were recommended for higher promo tion. hen this incident was made known to him he became eveu more sullen, mere rigid, more cr uel than ever ; but always, a* it was well un derstood, for the benefit of the service, the lightest demands of which he performed with l h same immutable strictness as he cuforced "'era to be done by others. A few weeks previous to the dreadful pun 'shmerit which he had now to undergo he was punting guard in the outworks with some tweuty or twenty-five men of his own company. '• a chilly, rainy uight; aud when the THE BRADFORD REPORTER. aentry was relieved they were glad to stretch themselves—wet as they were—upon the floor near the large stove in the middle of the gnard room. The floor not being very clean, (floors seldom are in these localities,) and the white uniforms being wet, it was no wonder that the dirt adhered to them with a tenacity that de fied all exertions to rub it off, when the wear ers were roused by this Serjeant to prepare for standing guard once more. The more they tried to rub their clothes clean the more sturd ily he lent a helping hand to their endeavors by an application of the sad equipment of every Austrian non-commissioued officer—the stick. Whilst he was fully at work, cutting away at the men with a powerful arm, the door open ed, and the officer on duty entered the guard room. " Attention!" commanded the Serjeant; and, saluting his superior, made the usual report that nothing worth remarking had happened. The officer, a young ensign, fresh from the military school, and almost a boy, took no no tice of this important news, but asked the Ser jeant in a brisk and somewhat impetuous man ner. " What he was agaiu striking the men for ?" The serjeant, already much annoyed at this interference, gave a surly and uuwilling an swer ; and, when the young officer rebuked him, in a severe and somewhat haughty man ner, the violent aud passiouate man, losing all self-control, lifted up his baud aguinst his of ficer. It is but one fatal moment, quick as light ning. The uplifted hand never descended ; it was caught by a dozen powerful arms. He was felled to the gronnd and disarmed. Half an hour afterwards he found himself in irous in the casements. Lifting the arm against a superior is consid ered a capital crime. In this case it had been committed while both parties were on duty, aud the Austrian military laws are the very last in the world to be trifled with. The fol lowing day he was tried by court-martial, and sentenced to be shot. When the sentence was forwarded to the competent authority for rati fication, it happened to be the superior's anni versary day ; capital punishment was commu ted, the criminal had to run the gauntlet. A cruel act of grace was this commutation! When the first sentence had been read over to him, he had been cold and impassable ; not a muscle of bis proud face stirred. He did uot fear death ; he had looked it in the face many a time without flinching, and to die in the open air pierced by a dozen balls—a soldier's death —what should he care much for that ? But when he was informed that lie had to run the gauntlet twice through his company, after hav ing been previously degraded, he trembled for the first time in his life. He knew of many a soldier who had run the gauntlet thrice through a whole battalion, and not been the worse for it after all ; he knew of some who had even married afterwards, and brought up families of children ; he was fully aware that the issue of this terrible torture depended entirely upon the dispositions of the men. Dreadful reflec tion ! Above all, he thought of the shame, the dishonor—and his proud heart was well nigh giving way. On the evening previous to the punishment, the second rifle battalion of Khcrenhuller in fantry would have been unfit for service ; the men were drunk. They had got up a carousal in joy and honor of the coming day. But in the morning they were sober enough. The drums ceased to beat as soon as the prisoner had arrived in the middle of the square ; his escort fell back. He stood alone near the right wing of the company. There was a dead silence ; not a respiration was to be heard from all the thousands gathered on the spot. The commanding officer read the sentence over to him for the second time. This done he exhort ed the men according to custom, to dispeuse with all feelings of compassion ; and to do their duty conformably to the law. The col ouel went through this part of the formality in a quick hurried inuDner ; as if he were unwill ing to perform it. So he was ; he knew but too well that, in this instauce, there was no need whatever of exhortation. These prelimi naries being over, the prisoner was delivered into the hands of the provost. When the latter tore off from his uniform the golden lace and galloons—the marks of his military rank—throwing them, together with the gold medal, at his feet, the fuce of the un fortunate man became purple, and his dark eyes flashed fire, when he was stripped of his coat and shirt, and placed at the entry of the terrible street through which he had to pass, he became pale again. Two soldiers went ahead of him ; they marched backward with their bayonets presented to bis breast, so as t force him to keep measure to a drum which brought up the rear. The drum was muffled ; its slow aud dismal beats sounded like the mu sic of a funeral procession. When he received the first stroke his fea tures assumed an expression of pain, and his firm-set lips quivered slightly. This was, how ever, the only sign of sensation. Crossing his arms over his breast and pressing his teeth close together, his proud face remained hence forth immovable. His merciless enemies en joyed but an incomplete triumph after all; they might slash his body in pieces, but his proud and indomitable spirit they could not break. The blows descended with fearful violence up on him. After the first dozen blood came ; but never did he utter one single exclamation of pain ; never—not even with a look—did he implore for mercy. An expression of scorn and disdain was deeply set on his face, as pale as death. When be had reached at last the left wing of the company, his lacerated back pre sented a frightful appearance. Even his most exasperated enemies might well have been sat isfied now ; if it had but been possible, the commanding officer himself would have inter ceded in his behalf ; but this was not even to be thought of ; the law must have its course. Tbey faced him right about ; be had to make the same way back again. There was oue formality connected with this punishment which was a cruel, barbarous and shameful mockery ; the delinquent had to thauk his executioners for his tortures. PUBLISHED EVERY THURSDAY AT TOWANDA, BRADFORD COUNTY, PA., BY E. O'HEARA GOODRICH. " REFFIARDLESS OF DENUNCIATION FROM ANY QUARTER." When the victim had arrived at the file leader of the right wing of his company, and the dreadful execution was over at last, he threw one last, long look, full of contempt, at his tormentors. Then he was seen staggering like a drunken man toward a commanding of ficer. His eyes, swollen with blood, beamed with unnatural brightness, his respiration was short and painful ; touching his head with his right hand, in token of the military salute, he said in a voice that came out of his throat with a rattling sound, but that was nevertheless dis tinctly audible all over the place: "I have to thank your honor for this exquisite punish ment," and fell down dead. Is THIS TRUE ? —There is a proverb that " a father can more easily maintain six children, than six children one father." Is this true ? Has the ingratitude of children passed into a proverb? Luther relates this story: There was once a father who gave up every thing to his children, his house, his fields, and his goods, and expected that for this his chil dren would support him. But after he had been some time with his son, the latter grew tired of him, and said to him, " Father, I have had a son born to me to-night, aud there, where your arm chair stands, the cradle must ccme ; will you not perhaps go to my brother, who has a larger room ?" After he had been some time with the second son he also grew tired of him, aud said, " Father, you like a warm room, and that hurts my head. Won't you go to my brother, the baker ?" The father went, and after he had been some time with the third son, he also found him burdensome, and said to him, " Father, the people run in and out here all day, as if it were a pigeon house, and you cannot have your noon-day sleep ; would you not be better off at my sister Kate's near the town wall ?" The old man remarked how the wind blew, and said to him self, " Yes, I will go and try it with my daugh ter. Women have softer hearts " But after he had spent some time with his daughter, she grew weary of him, aud said she was always so fearful when her father went to church or anywhere else, and was obliged to descend the steep stairs; and at her sister Elizabeth's there was no stairs to descend, as she lived on the ground floor. For the sake of peace the old man assented, and went to his other daughter. But after sometime she too was tired of him, and told him by a third person that her house near the water was too damp for a man who suffered from the gout, and her sister the grave digger's wife at St. Johns, had much drier lodgings. The old man himself thought she was right, and went outside of the gate to his youngest daughter Helen. But after he had been three days with her, her little son said to his grandfather, " Mother said yesterday to cousin Elizabeth that there was no better chamber for him than father digs,'' These words broke the old man's heart so that he sauk back in his chair and died. THE AMERICAN TRACT SOCIETY. —The Ex ecutive Committee of this Society have put forth a touching appeal for funds. The circu lar says : "We inay not conceal from the friends of the Society that the deficiency of contributions in the first five months of the current year as compared with the lust year, amounts to $15,- 000 ; and that unless relief be speedily afford ed, we must turn awav from opening doors of usefulness, and even forsake vast fields of labor upon which wc have already entered." The Ohio state Journal says that this state of things was foreseen by the opposers of the policy adopted by the Society last Spring. It was then said that its expedient of silence in regard to the moral duties growing out of sla very would bring leanness upon the Society, and prediction is verified. The urgent appeal of the committee for relief will hardly lie re garded with much favor. Earnest Christians do uot care to pay cash to uphold an organiza tion which strains at a gnat—fulminates Tracts against dancing—but swallows the camel, Sla very. It can publish Tracts urging upon masters to give to their servants that which is just and equal. The master is rich and power ful, the servant is poor and despised, and the Tract Society sides with the former. If the Society is really desirous of opening the doors of usefulness, let it abandon its craven policy and we doubt not relief will be speedily afford ed Until it does this, it has no right to ex pect anything but "deficiency of contributions." DANCING THEIR RAGS OFF. —Two unsophis ticated country lasses visited Niblo's, in New York, dnring the ballet season. When the short-skirted, gossamcr-clad nymphs made their appearance on the stage, they became restless and fidgetty. 44 O, Annie 1" exclaimed one, solo voice. 44 Well, Mary." 44 It isn't nice. I don't like it." 44 Hush, the folks will notice you." 44 I don't care ; it isn't nice, and I wonder aunt brought us to such a place." 44 Hush, Mary, the folks will laugh at you." After one or two lliugs and a pirouette, the blushing Mary said ; "O Annie, let's go ; it isn't nice, aud I don't feel comfortable." "Do hush, Mary," replied the sister, whose own fate was scarlet though it wore an air of determination; "it's the first time I ever was at a theater, and I suppose it will be the last, so I'm just going stay if they dance every rag off their backs ?" FII'NC.ER PROCF.—BOSWFI.I,, the biographer and v.'orsbipper of Dr. Johnson, observing to the latter that there was no instance of a beggar dying for want in the streets of Scot land—" I believe, sir, you are very right," says Johnson, " but this does not arise from the want of beggars, but the iraposibility of starv ing a Scotchman." PRENTICE, of the Louisville Jownal, thus hits the present fashion of low neck dresses.— He says : " it is supposed that angels do uot wear dresses. Our fashionable ladies arc getting more and more angelic every year." [From The London Journal.] The Haunted Road-side Inn. Robert, an innkeeper in a small, flourishing town on the Upper Rhine, had become rich through the custom which his honse had for many years enjoyed. All at once, however, at fell off ; for travellers who had been iu the habit of putting up there, either avoided the place altogether, or preferred the inferior ac commodations of another inn. Of the cause of this decline of his trade lie could not long re main ignorant. The fact was, that this house was haunted by a ghost ; and what traveler, weary with his journey would like to have his rest broken at night by the pranks of a spectre ? Sigisraund, a distant relative, who had an eye on the fair Ilosina, the onlv daughter of the host, had of late years been frequently at this house, either on visits to the family, or when traveling upon business, lie was accustomed always to sleep in the same room in the upper story; and there lie was destined to make the discovery, so unlucky to his kinsman, that the honse was haunted. One night,when all the family had retired to bed, and where in their first sleep. Sigismund was aroused by the spectre. Almost beside him self with terror, lie rushed out in his shirt, ready to break his neck down stairs, he called up the master of the house. It was not with out great difficulty that Robert could draw from him au explanation respecting the nature of the circumstance which had thrown him into such vehement alarm. Ilaviug at length some what recovered from the fright occasioned by the apparation, he gave the landlord the fol lowing account. " I was fast asleep, when a white, death like figure opened my door, which I had locked be fore 1 went to bed. The noise awoke me. The spectre had a bunch of keys in one hand, and iu the other a lamp which gave but a feeble light. It walked past my bed, paced the room several times, then set the lamp down on the table, aud slipped into bed with me. I endea vored to cry out, but could not. Fear and horror paralyzed my senses. God knows how j I got out of bed without falling a prey to the hideous apparation !" The trembling Robert awoke his people,and after maturely considering the pros and COBS, lie ventured, in their company, and well armed, to approach the haunted chamber, lie found the door fast. Sigismund,as far as he could recol- j lect, had pulled it after him, that the ghost mitrlit have less chance to overtake him in his flight. As lie had taken out the key of the door after locking it when lie went to bed,and laid it on the table that stood by his bedside.it was found necessary to bring the master-key before they could gain admission. This was accordingly done ; and all eyes looked round for the spectre, but in vain—it was gone. Si gismund, However, durst not resume possession ! of his deserted bed tor the remainder of the i night. Robert could not tell what to think of the story of his kinsman. He was too well ae qnianted with his character to suspect that he was playing off a hoax ; lie knew, too, that he was not a greater coward than himself ; he had, therefore, no just cause to doubt the ac raoy of his statement. At the same time, lie ■ was vexed when he reflected that the spectre might think fit to return ; his house would, in consequence, get a bad name, and his business might be ruined In spite, then, of his exces sive fear of ghosts, as there was a possibility of delusion, he deemed it incumbent on him to in vestigate the matter more closely. To this end he repaired, the following night, accompanied by I'etcr, the most trusty of his people, well armed to the haunted chamber. He assigned to I'eter, the post of danger and honor by the door, while he himself took possession of an easy chair, at the remotest corner of the room. The great house lantern containing a lighted candle, was placed on the table. Long did they thus wait in vain for the visit of the spectre. Both of them found it difficult to keep their eyes open, and nothing but the supposed danger of their enterprise furnished them with usual powers of vigilance. Sleep, nevertheless,began toexercise its despotic sway over the landlord. He could not help nodding and it was but now and then, and with incohe rent words, that, he answered the observations addressed to him by Peter. The latter, mean while, heard, as lie thought, something coming up stairs, and imagined that he could distin guish soft steps. The effect on his sleepy senses was powerful and instantaneous. lie gave his master notice of the impending attack. Sleep, however, had complete power over the laud lord ; and, under these circumstances, Peter deemed himself justified in leaving his post and arousing his master,by no very gentle shake, to the conflict. Both, trembling, drew their cut lasses, and took post behind the arm-chair.— The spectre was already at the door, and the hunch of keys which it carried rattled like chains. The door opened, and the figure of a living corpse presented itself. It was covered from head to foot by a white shroud, walked twice around the room, and then glided,with a deep sigh, into the bed. Glad to see the coast thus far clear, Robert seized the lantern, and made a precipitate re treat clown stairs—not only leaving his arms in the possession of the enemy, but in his haste, dashed the lantern with such force against the balusters, that it was shattered to pieces. Peter, who at first appearance of the spectre, had squeezed his eyes together, and in his fright commended hissonl to all the saints, Imd meanwhile suuk on the floor behind the arm-chair, lie saw nothing,heard but litttle of what was passing about him, and awaited his senses—only served to increase his stupefac tion. Robert hurried to his bed, without undress ing, and covered himself over,head and ears,in the clothes ; so low had his courage fallen after its late excitement. Xext morning, at a very early hour, he called up his servants and family, and eagerly inquired how poor Peter was ; hut no one had seen or heard anything of him since the preceding night. The cheering light of day, which dispels fear, acd restores, eourugt to the faint heart, ewe more raised Robert's spirits. Accompanied by bis people, he went in search of his lost atten dant,to the place where lie had left him. Peter, probably fatigued and exhausted with terror, had sunk into the arms of his kind deliverer, sleep—and lay snoring, at full length, on the floor behind the arm-chair. His good natnred master rejoiced sincerely at this sight ; for he was sorely afraid lest the spectre had carried oil' the popr fellow. The adventure of the night, was soon known to all the towns-folk. The more sensible of them laughed heartily at the landlord's absurd conduct, and called him a stupid, superstitous, chicken-hearted coward. This language soon reached his ears, and vexed him to such a de gree that he repaired immediately to the bur gomaster of the town to make affidavit of the particulars of the affair. At the same time, he requested the magistrate to take measures for ascertaining the reality of the apparation ; for in no other way could he retrive his lost honor iu the estimation of the incredulous public. The magistrate complied with his request,and the towu sergeant was sent for, with four cour ageous fellows, to pass the next night in the haunted chamber Whether the spirit deemed its opponents,nt this instance, too formidable,or whether it had actually decamped, so much is certain, that it did not see fit to show itself to the party that was anxious for its appearance. The men repaired to their post the two succeed ing nights, but the obstinate ghost was not to be seen. Robert had thus put himself to a useless ex pense ; and, if he had previously been the talk of the whole town, he now became the butt of general ridicule. It was not long before Sigismund, in com pany with a friend again passed through the place. He was informed that the spectre, which had once given him sueli appalling evi dence of Its existence, had since terrified the landlord and Peter almost out of their lives,and resolved not to sleep any more at his kins man's house. The courteous solicitation of the fair Ilosina, however, had greater influence over him ; he could uot refuse her invitation, and ventured once more to lodge under the same roof with her : but only on the express condition that he should not lie iu the haunted chamber. His friend and fellow traveler was of a dif ferent way of thinking. Desirous of nu inter view with a ghost, he insisted on having a bed prepared for him iu the very room which the spirit had been accustomed to visit. The landlord was not a little gratified to think that he had at last met with a person will ing to avenge, as he termed it, the honor of his house. Sigismund's friend took his measures with coolness and deliberation. He placed on the table by his bed, a brace of loaded pistols, pro vided himself with a couple of candles, in ad tion the night lamp, went to lied unconcerned, slept soundly, and awoke the next morning without hearing or seeiug anything of a spirit. He did not fail to impress upon the mind of his companion the silliness of the fear of apparatious, and begged of him, as a friend, to bear him company the following night, that he might not appear a coward iu the eyes of his R: sin a. Sigismund, sensible that his friend's exhorta tions were well meant, plucked up a spirit, and repaired with him, at bed time, to his former chamber. All the inmates of the house had retired to rest, and not a sound disturbed the miduight silence. All at once, faint steps were heard ascending the stairs and slowly approach ing nearer and nearer to the room. The same pale spectre, dressed in white, which had ter rified him once before, again made its appear ance. Sigismund, overwhelmed with horror, uever thought of the pistols which lay near the bed, but again sought safety iu flight, leaving his frieud to cope, by himself, with the ghost. His fellow traveler, though not a little star tled ; closely watched the apparation. It ap proached him; and he could not help shudder ing when he saw it prepare to get into bed to him, he sprung out, and had a good mind not only to quit that, but, like Sigismund, to abandon the field also. On second thoughts, however, he mustered courage, seized a piste 1 in one hand, and a candle in the other, drew back a little, and thus awaited what was to happen. The ghost seemed to take no notice of its armed antagonist, but so much the more closely did he watch the apparation. He approached nearer to the bed, on which the unwelcome visitor lay most quietly, and scrutinized its features. His terror gradually subdued, and ceased to bewilder his senses. Heavens ! how agreeably he was surprised, to recognize in the slumbering figure the lovely Ilosina ! For tear of disturbing the fair night walker, lie durst not,though stronlgy tempted,steal a single kiss, but softly quitted the room to call her parents and his friend. None of them,however,were in any hurry to obey the summons. The jocose nmi confident manner in which their guest spoke of his dis covery, and a word which he whispered in the ear of the landlady,induced the latter to follow him alone to the haunted chamber, for the pur pose of ascertaining the nature of the noctur nal apparation. Ashamed to be surpassed in courage by a woman, Robert and Sigismund could not.there fore, stay behind. They sneaked after the ad vancc guard, and before they ventured to no into the chamber, cautiously peeped in at the door, while the mother's eyes had been forsoint time fondly fixed on her darling. She knew from former experience tlint Rosina had a pre disposition to walking in her sleep,and she was too thoroughly convinced of her virtue and in nocence to attribute her being in such a situa tion to any other cause thau that singular dis order. It was long before her timid spouse would trust either the assurances of his better half or his own senses ; till at last Rosina herself fur nished evidence too strong to be resisted. She quitted the bod with her eyes shut, took up the night lamp, which had gone out, and walked through the usiOisu.d vOnpjay,vho imuc '.ray VOL. xrx. NO. 22. for Iter, out of the room. They followed her in silence, because tlicy iuid either not had suffi cient presence of mind to awake her at first,or because they wished to spare her the embar rassment of so awkward a situation. She found the way down stairs,without once tiippiug, to her chamber. All retired again to rest, uud Siirismuud, in particular, resumed the place which his Kosina had occupied with very different feelings from those with which he had left it. The inference which lie drew in re gard to her sentiments towards him, from her behavior in the liveliest of all dreams could not but be exceedingly flattering to him Nothing, therefor*, could prevent him, next morning, from making Kosina a formal offer of his hand, and explaining to her parents his other views. They had little to object, and the heart of Itosina still less. Thus the horrors and apprehensions of a sn pernatura! visitation terminated in a most joyous wedding, which was consummated in the same chamber where the innocent Rosiua had twice filled her lover with inexpressible alarm. A LITTLE DIFFICVI.TV IN* THE WAY. —An enterprising traveling agent for a well-known Cleveland tomb stone manufactory lately made a business visit to a small town in an ad joining county. Hearing in the village that a man in a remote part of the township had lost his wife, he thought he would gound see him and offer him consolation and a grave stone, 011 his usual reasonable terms. He started. The • road was a frightful one, but the agent perse vered and finally arrived at the bereaved man's house. Bereaved man's lured girl told the agent that tiie bereaved man was splitting fence rails, " overn pastur, about two inilds." The indefatigable agent hitched bis horse and start ed for the "pastur." After falling into all manner of mudho'es, scratching himself with briars and tumbling over decayed logs, the agent at length found the bereaved man. In a subdued voice he asked the man if he had lost his wife. The man said he had. The agent was very sorry to hear of it and sympa thized with the man very deeply in his great affliction ; but death, he said, was an insatiate archer, and shot down all, both of high and low degree. Informed the man that " what was his loss was her gain," and would be glad to sell him a grave stone to mark the spot where the one slept—marble or com mon stone, as he chose, at prices defying com petition. The bereaved man said there was "a little difficulty in the wny." " Havn't von lost your wife V inquired the agent. " Why, yes I have," said the man, " but uo grave stnn ain't necessary: yon see the cussed critter ain't dead. She's scs>oted irith another man !" The agent retired.— Cleveland Plaindtaler. THE NEGRO AND A BEAR. —The following good story of fca negro's fir-t meeting wi It a bear is told by Colonel , who hud spe: t some of his fortune and life in the woods of Florida ; The colonel had a black fellow, a good uatnred, happy creature, who. one morn ing was strolling through the woods whistling and roaring as he went, when suddenly he spied an individu d as black as himself, with much more wool. Dick looked at his new friend, and the bear his ruiup) at his.— Dick s eyes began to stick out a feet. " Who's dat ?" cried Dick. " Who's dat ?" again cried Dick, shaking all over. Bruiu began to ap proach. Di< k pulled heels for the first tree and the brar after him. Dick was upou the cypress, and the bear scratching close after him. Dick moved out on a limb, the bear fol lowed—till the limb began to bend. " Now, see here. Mister, if you come any farder, dis limb break. Dere ! dere ! I told you so."— As Dick had said, the limb broke, anJ down e.une bear and nigger ! " Dere, you black imp, ! tole you so ; dis is all your fault. Ycr broke your neck, and I'll just take yer to mas;a Colonel." IIF.AT FROM THE STARS. —It is a startling fact, that if the earth were dependent alone upon the sun for heat, it would not get enough to make the existence of animal and vegetable Ife upon its surface. It results from the re searches of Pouillet, that the stars furnish heat enough in the course of a year to melt a crust of ice eight-five feet thick, almost as much aa s supplied by the sun. This may appear strange when we consider how immeasurably small must be the amount received from any one of these distaut bodies. But the surprise vanishes, when we remember that the whole firmament is so thickly sown with stars, that in some places thousands are crowded together within a space no greater than that occupied by the full moou.— l)r. Lardner. A SLANDER REFFTEU.—A clergyman was charged with violently having dragged his wife from a revival meeting, and compelled her to go home with him. The clergyman let the stoty travel along until he had a good oppor tunity to give it a broadside. On being charg ed with the offence he replied as follows : "In the first place I never have attempted to influ ence my wife in Iter views, nor a choice of a meeting. Secondly—my wife has not nttend |ed any of the revival meetings in Lowell. In j the third place—l have not even attended any ' of the meetings for any purpose whatever.— I To conclude—neither my wife nor myself have i hud any inclination for these meetings. Finally I—l never had a wife." flow IT FELT.—" A lady friend of ours says the first time she was kissed she felt like a big tub of roses swimming in honey, cologne, and cranberries. She also felt as if something was running through her nerves on feet of diamonds, escorted by several little Cupids in j Chariots, drawn by angels, shaded by honey ] suckles, and the whole spread with molted rain , hows. Jerusalem ! what power there is iu a full breasted kiss !" A TAILOR, who in skating, fell through tbe ice, declared that he would cever agaiu Ievo a hot goose tor a cold dock.