ONE DOLLAR PER ANNUM, INVARIABLY IN ADVANCE. TOWANDA : Satnrhay fUormnn, Suite 30, 1855. Original octal. [Fr the Bradford Reporter.] MY MOUNTAIN HOME. I'm thinking of the dear old home, t'pon the mouniain's brow ; The dearest spot the earth e'er knew, Methinka I see it now. I'm thinking of the waving trees, That shade the cottage door ; Bright fancy flits on airy wing, And views them o'er and o'er. Methinka I feel the zephyr soft Upon my heated brow ; Ike pleasant vales and silver streams Arc bright before mc now. The woodland minstrels carol forth One happy gush of song ; Soft clouds are floating through the sky, So peacefully along. I fancy now a wildwood stroll, Among the forest trees, Gay wreaths are culled from sylvan grots, Where sports th'e summer breeze. It ,-ecms that dearest friends are near, Within some rural bower ; Kind voices speak in tones of love. And swiftly glides the hour. I'm thinking of the morning hour, When beauty gilds the earth ; And sweetly on the balmy air Rings out the song of mirth. Fond memory loves to linger now. Upon the twilight dim, And softly echoes on my ear The holy vesper hymn. And now a fairy vision floats Before my eager gaze : It seems that 1 am living o'er The merry by-gone days. I see a loving, household band, Within that cottage home, And there are left the vacant seats. For those who distant roam. I'm watching now a Father's form— The Mother, pale and uiild— And now they pray that Heaven will bless And guard their absent child. I gaze upon the welcome smile Of brothers, warm and true ; And now I feel a sister's love, l'ure a the morning dew. I know it is but fancy's dream, It cannot longer stay ; For I have left that happy place, And home is far away. The heart is lonely oftentimes. When evening shades are near; And when these memories cluster round, Forgive the falling tear. But friends have bid me welcome here, And ever greet me kind ; Affection's tones are ever heard, To cheer the saddened mind. 1 ask for these, my cherished friends, The gift of heavenly love ; And pray that angels guide us all, Until we meet above. Toieanda Collegiate Institute. L. HI ist r 11 ;ut ion s. Lieut. I>oyd before Col. Butler. An Incident of Savage forbearance and Ci/iiized Vindictiveness. The fearful massacre in Wyoming Valley caused u thrill of horror throughout the coun try and a universal cry of vengeance rose on every hand. Government awoke to the neces sity of striking a blow which should teach the savages and their more barbarous conjurors, the blood-thirsty Tories, that, if slow to defend, it was powerful to revenge ; if weak to pre vent. it was strong to punish such inhuman acts Accordingly an army of five thousand men was assembled, in the fall of 1779, for the purpose of penetrating the Indian country in Western New York, and destroying the nest i of vipers at Niagara, the head-quarters whence the Indians drew their supplies, and received their rewards. The expedition was under com mand of Gen. Sullivan, and embraced, among other coqis, a part of Morgan's riflemen. Af t-r a severe battle at Conewawali, (now Kl ";rw Millivan pushed on, destroying every thing in his way, until he reached Little Beards ■' Mi. where was a deep stream, which required I or.iiaring before the army could cross. While I waiting here, Lieut. Boyd, of the rifle corps— IV' ' Ring officer of great promise—was sent, A ii twenty-six men, across the river to re- Mimtre J'iloted by a faithful Indian guide, I ''cjyd aiid his party reached the village, which tound deserted, although it was evident I y Indians hud recently been there, as their were still bur ling. Night was approach is - hen Hoyd had completed his reconnoisance. he concluded to encamp on the ground r " he was. In the moruiug, as the first , illumined the east, some of his men were ir Icet. and approaching the village, dis ■ J '-'fed two Indians skulking about. One of Im W ls ' lot a,u ' soa 'P e( l '>y a mau uained jjfl i'uy, who could never forego a shot at an I vvhen he endangered his own life ■ -rrow. Suspecting, from the presence of 1 ' lat Inorc Indians might be in his neigh- I.' 7 " H '.' aru * having performed the duty assign jfl . 111 ln ' 3uyd commenced to retrace his H " ID'soon discovered, however, that a 1/ ~ P art . v of the enemy, chiefly Indians, were a " J aln hush between him and the army, fl ta- ''is case was a desperate one, and I f;, t oth 'T alternative, he determined to I it. ■ HaV if possible. Forming his ■ iC a S0 Phalanx, and cheering them by ■ taik sample, he led them to the at- INHjjiji, .first charge was unsuccessful; and, tl<: lt lna - v not a man of the lit *l bv J Ua 'l killed, although they wcreoppos- T ; hve hundred savage warriors and *"e second and third attacks were THE BRADFORD REPORTER. more unfortunate, almost all of the party being killed, while only two or three succeeded in getting through. Bovd, und a man named Parker, were taken prisoners on the spot ; and [ some few fell as if dead, and thus escaped, as the Indians were too busy in following the liv ing to trouble the dead. As soon as Boyd found himself in the hands of the blood-thirsty and revengeful Tories, he demanded an interview with Brandt, the In dian leader, preferring to throw himself upon his well-known clemency, rather than to trust to the generosity or forbearance of his Tory colleague. The chief, being near, presented himself ; when Boyd, giving a Masonic sign, and grasping his hand, gave him the grip of a Master Mason, and claimed his protection.— Brandt being a Mason, recognized both, and claimed the two prisoners as his own, promis ing and assuring them that their lives should be spared. And, so indeed, would they have been, had not Brandt been called away from the camp, on duties of importance requiring his attention. F\ hether there was a ruse to draw him awav, is not and cannot be known for cer tainty ; but advantage was taken of his ab sence, by Col.. Butler,* to endeavor to extort from the prisoners, under threat of torture, in formation regarding Sullivan's army. Dear reader, accompany me to the council house of the village, where was assembled a groupe worthy the pencil of the most skillful artist. Before a table, on which was scattered maps, papers, writing materials, etc., was seated a short, fleshy, ill formed man, whose head (plire nologically considered) gave tokeu of all the animal passions, and but few of the moral or intellectual faculties, ami whose features were as expressive as his head of all the peculiarities of his nature, which was cruel in tho extreme. His dress was the uniform of the Royal Greens, of which regiment lu was the Colonel. This was Col. Butler. Opposite him sat an aid-de camp, prepared to commit to paper the state ment of the prisoner. In front of Butler, kneeling upon one knee, was the light, active form of Lieut. Boyd.— His white hunting shirt brought him out in bold relief from the dusky forms of the savages, two ot whom held him in their grasp, while be hind him stood the stalwart form of Little Beard, the most vindictive and cruel of the allies of Britain. He was distinguished for his diabolical inventions in torturing a prisoner, and whenever such scenes were to be enacted, he was master of ceremouies. With one hand twined in the long hair of Boyd's head, he wielded in the other a tomahawk, which was raised to strike the death-blow, on the signal from Butler. Behind him stood the other pri soner, Parker, in the hands of a fourth savage. Several warriors and soldiers completed this group of fearful import. Listen ! Col. Butler is interrogating the pri soner. " What is your name ?" " Boyd." " Your rank ?" " Lieutenant." " What corps ?" " Morgan's rifle corps." " What is the number of Gen. Sullivan's army ?" " J shall not answer the question." " Boyd, life is sweet,and you areye^ayoung man ; there is impossibility of your escape, and you have only one alternative ; either answer j my questions or you must die." " Colonel Butler," replied the intrepid youth, " I am in your hands, do with me us you see fit. I know your power and your will to put me to theseverest torture, but vou cannot shake my determination to refuse to answer your questions, f " " our death may be uj>on your own head, then. Take him away." Parker was thereupon question in like man ner, with equal spirit refused to answer. lie, too, was handed over to the tender mercies of the barbarous savages, who commenced at once their brutal and fearful orgies. Tying Boyd to a tree, after stripping him of his clothing, they formed a ring about him and commenced their infernal dance over a prisoner at the stake. Every means which artful cunning could invent, or hate conceive, was brought in play to in timidate the courageous Boyd, but without ef fect. Tliev pierced him with their knives ; struck their tomahawks in his face,stuck sharp sticks into his flesh, and then commenced to throw their hatchets as near to his head and body as they could, and not kill him. Binding that their endeavors to frighten him were of no effect, and fearing the return of Brandt, they finally cut a small hole in his bowels,took out an intestine which they fastened to the tree, and then unbinding him, with scourges drove him around the tree until he was disem boweled ! He was then beheaded, and his head stuck on a pole beneath a dog's head, which horrid trophy was left when they retired from the town. Parker, who had been compelled to witness this fearful scene, in anticipation of a similar or worse fate, was, however, owing to their haste, simply beheaded, ami his body with that of Boyd, was left where they suffered. They were found and buried the next day by the army in passing through the town. •This was Col. John Butler, the Tory refugee, and must not he confounded with Col. Zebulon duller, the patriot, who commanded at Wyoming. +lt has been supposed that Boyd honed that Brandt would yet be able to save him from death, but such could not be the case, for the tomahawk was uplifted above bis bead,and he must have believed that immediate death would follow his refusal. Lccin ANSWER— " Pray, Mr. Professor,what is a periphrasis ?" " Madam, it is simply a circumlocutory cycle of oratorical sonorosity, circumscribing an atom of ideality, lost in a verbal profundity," " Thauk you, sir," said the old lady, " that's just what I thought it was." " Biddy, has that surely fellow cleared of the snow from the pavement ?" " Yis, stir." " Did he clear it off with alacrity, Biddy ?" " No, sir ; with a skorel." PUBLISHED EVERY SATURDAY AT TOWANDA, BRADFORD COUNTY, PA., BY E. O'MEARA GOODRICH. " OF DENUNCIATION FROM ANY QUARTER." THE 33EOTtIEXiS. A THRILLING SKETCH. In 1849 tlie principal bauking institutions of the chance kind in San Francisco, were the " Bella Union,'' Verandah," "Mine de Or," "El Dorado," " Parker House," all situated about the Plaza, and each employed a band of music to lessen the tedious hours of that rainy winter and to drown the noise of the jingling gold and silver, and the cursing ejaculations of the gamesters. Many a sad scene has taken place within these saloons, that chilled the blood of the beholders, and is remembered with horror. I was once carelessly sauntering thro' one of these places. My attention was attrac ted towards a person who had large piles of gold before liiui ; the starting eye-balls, the swollen veins upon his clenched hands, told of heavy losses ; mingled exclamations of horror und contempt would escape him ; he seemed unconscious of all else going on around him ; his gaze beut upon the cards as if his life's blood was the stake at issue ; and in this case his last dollar was put within the dealer's bank, when with the frenzy of a maniac he drew a long dirk knife and plunged it up to the hilt into his own body, and sank a corpse upon the table. A few rude jeers followed the act ; the body was removed, and the game went on as ! though nothing had happened—as though an- ! other victim had not been added to the page of the gambler's damning record 1 or another soul not gone to its final account. I learned this much of his history : He star ted with a large stock of goods, given him by his father, to sell on commission, and the fath er's fortune depended upon a sure return of the money so invested ; but, as usual with young men, lie indulged in the full liberty of unbridled license, and while the ship stopped at one of the South American ports, he engendered the first seeds of " play but for a while after his arrival the excitement of trade, and the ener gy to accomplish a successful issue, kept his mind busy. One day, by appointment, he was to meet a mercantile friend at this house, and while waiting for his friend, he staked a few dollars on the morning cards, when the latent disease sprang into life, and it carried him head long over the precipice, and ended in the tragic manner related. The " Mine de Or" was a gambling saloon, situated on Washington street, and opposite to the "EI Dorado," and in 1849 was the princi pal resort of the disbanded soldiers who had been engaged in the war with Mexico. Behind one of the largest monte-banks in the room, sat a man who had won for himself honorable men tion, aud an officers' commission was given him for his bravery at the storming of Monterey ; but preferring the climate of California and its golden prospects to a more northern home, he embarked for that country at the close of the war with Mexico, and upon his arrival he opened a bank for gambling. The emigrants came iu by thousands, and a few nights alter his arrival a young man entered his saloon aud seated himself at the bank, and staked various sums upon the cards, until he had lost nearlv all the money he possessed. Excited with the play, and maddened by his losses, he accused the dealer of cheating ; the dealer replied sharply to the accusation—the lie passed,when the young man struck the dealer a severe blow in the face ; as quick as thought the sharp re port of a pistol followed, and the gambler's clothing was covered with the young man's blood—he had shot him through tho right breast. The room was soon cleared of the spectators present, the doors closed, and medi cal attendance called in aid of the wounded man. The gambler sat moodily over his bank, running the small merite cards through his fin gers, and perhaps thinking over the deed just perpetrated, when the wounded man gave a moan of agony as the doctor's probe reached the bottom of bis wound. The doctor inquired what State he was from, and the wounded man replied— "From Vermont." The gambler raised bis head, for it had been a long time since be had seen a person from the home of his childhood, and Vermont being his native State, the mere mention of its name interested him. The doctor next in quired the name of the place where his parents resided, if he had any. The wounded man re plied— " Moutpelicr." The gambler sprang to his feet, his limbs trembled, and his face was as pale as death, for Montpelier was the home of his youth, and perhaps the wounded man might have been a playmate in childhood—perhaps a schoolmate— or know his brothers and sisters. He clung convulsively to the table, and with contending emotions of rapid thought, and the weight of the injury he had inflicted, he could scarcely keep on his feet. A stimulant was given the wounded man ; and he was momentarily reviv ed from the weakness the body is so subject to after a severe wound—when the doctor inquir ed if there was any friend in the city lie wish ed sent for. " Yes," he replied. "Mv wife—she is at the City Hotel, on the corner of Clay and Kerncy streets. Tell Mary to hasten for lam badly hurt." A man was sent for his wife. "Doctor," said the gambler, " save that man's life and there's my bank and $lO,OOO iu Bur goyne's—you shall have it all." The doctor felt the pulse of the man, and probed the wound anew. The gambler watch ed him with the greatest anxiety until his in spection was finished, when the doctor shook his head at its impossibility. The gambler sat down by the side of the wouuded man and hathed his head with water, and staunched the flow of blood from the wound until the arrival of his wife ; she came accompanied by a few friends, anil as a heroic woman bears Tier mis fortunes, she bears hers. >*ot a word of re proach escaped her—words of cheerfulness on ly came from her lips as tears coursed down her cheeks. To her inquiry as to the chances of her husband's recovery, the doctor assured her that there was no hope ; that the wound , was mortal, and that in a few hours he would die. She sank down upon her knees and in voked the mercy of a forgiving God for her dy ing husband and his murderer. The gambler asked forgiveness of the wounded man for the wrong he had committed, also that of his wife, which was readily granted. " This," said he, " is for not obeying the sac red injunction of my aged father aud mother— not to gamble. I have faced death a thousand times, and still I have escaped ; the balls of au enemy have whistled past my ears as thick as hailstones, and bursting bomb has exploded at my feet ; still I have lived —oh, God ! aud for this ! High above the red tide that won for me a name among men—when not one com rade was left to tell the deeds of battle, I es caped unscathed. Why was I not killed like the rest ? All that was proud aud pleasing to man I have have had ; and if I could recall this last act by living on carrion, sleeping in a pauper's grave and renouncing every proud act of my life, I would do it. I was born in the same village with that man ; we have been classmates in the same school ; received in structions from the same aged man ; we were born under the same roof, and oh God! the same mother gave us birth ! He must not die— he is my brother /" Aud the gambler sank in a swoon upon the floor. The wounded man raised himself uj>- on his elbow ; bis glussy eyes wandered about tbe table as if in search of some particular person. "Marv," said lie, "is brother William here ? I—" and the words choked in his throat, the gurgling blood stopped his utterance, aud be sank back a corpse upon his pillow. The wife knelt again, but it was beside a dead body,and invoked the mercy of God upon his soul, and forgiveness ol the murderer. The gambler awoke from his swoon, and staggered up to the wife and said : " Mary, would it were otherwise, for I have nothing to live for now, the dead and the dy ing do not want anything in this world, take this certificate of depogite to our aged father, and tell our parents we are both dead—but, oh ! do not tell them how we died !" Before the woman could reply or any one interfere, the report of that pistol sounded again, and the fratricide had ceased to live. On the hill near Kiucon Point were two graves, a few years ago, enclosed with a white picket fence, and one tombstone stood at their head, with the simple inscription— " BRO THERS." THE JUDGE'S MUSTARD BATH. —Two or three days ago, a young friend, who has recently been spending some time in Georgia, related to us an anecdote which shows how thoroughly scared the people of Georgia were during the preval ence of the yellow fever in Savannah. 11 seems that J udgc B -g, of the Supreme Court of the State, was in the upper country at the time, but within twenty hours run, by mail, of the terrible disease. Quite suddenly, late one afternoon, lie was seized with a head ache, pain in his back, limbs, Ac. Having heard that these were salutations Yellow Jack extended to his victims on approaching them, the Judge, in great consternation, applied to a friend who was " posted," for advice. A hot mustard bath was urgently advised and being prepared, the Judge was soon in the irritating fluid. Presently he felt better, and finding a cake of soap iu the vessel of water he begau to apply it quite freely upon his person. After quite pleasant exercise in this way, he looked down for the first time on his body and limbs, and discovered that he was turning black ! Oh, horror ! Jlis friend was hurriedly sent for, came and declared that the symptoms were intensely expressive of yellow fever. " But," said the Judge, shivering the while, " I feel no pain ; I feel well." " So much the worse ; the absence of pain is a marked symptom !" Good heavens !" ejaculated the judge," what shall I do?" " The only hope is in the mustard. Rub away," was all the advice his friend could give. And rub lie did, with will. He used the soap to open every possible pore, and after some minutes sent for a candle, (for the twilight was fading,) to ascertain his exact cnticular condition. On examination, lie was as black as a crow, and the soap, which a careless servant had dropped into the tub, was discov ered to be somebody's " Patent Paste Black ing !" We need only add that tbe Judge survived. A BIG STORY. —An old gentleman who had a neighbor rather addicted to telling large sto ries, after listening one day to several which quite taxed his credulity, boasted that he him self could tell a bigger one still ; and proceed ed to relate the following : Said be, one da>' 1 was quite at the farther end of inv farm, more than half a mile from my house—when at once, 1 saw a heavy dark cloud rising in the west. Soon I saw the tor rents of rain descending at a distance, and rapidly approaching the place where I stood with my wagon and horses. Determined—if possible—to escape the storm, I instantly leap ed into my wagon, and started my team tow ards home. By constant application of the whip to my horse-*, I barely escaped being over taken bv the rapidly approaching torrent. But so tremendous did it pour down, that my little dog, who was close behind me, actually had to swim all the way ! SENATORIAL FURY. —Iu the Massachusetts Legislature, last week, a Boston Senator, in reply to a remark made by another member in a spirit of pleasantly, jumped up in a rage and delivered himself as follows : " Mr. Presi dent—the Senator lias charged me with chang ing my position. I deny it, sir—it is false ! and if he repeals if, I will rani it down his throat /" A DANDY'S SENTIMENTS.— Commercial Gent. —"This war, sir, will lie a terrible hindrance to all kinds of business." Dandy —" Dessay ! D'lighted to hear it—always had the gweatcst awemon t' all kinds of business." The Captain's Bathing Tub. A cabin-boy of one of the ward-room offices, on board a United States vessel, a good deal given to mischief, one day made his way into the captain's cabin, while they were engaged above in making out a strange sail in the hori zon. Here he finds all sorts of luxuries, includ ing wines, of which he drinks enough to raise his courage not only, but to make him some what reckless of consequences. In this state he finds himself in a room ad joining the cabin, a tin bathing-tub in one cor ner, luxuriously supplied with rare cosmetics, and smelling like a barber's sbop of the first class. " Now," he says, " I had tried all the oth er good things that I found in thecabiu ; I hud drunk the captain's wine, and straightened my self out ou his sofa, and swung in his hammock ; and thought I wouldn't quit without taking a dip in his bath." Accordingly he stripped, and was just enjov ing the first pleasant feel of the water, when lie was interrupted by the messenger-boy, who had been seut into the cabin by the Captain. Fortunately he was not discovered this time, but it made him cautious. " I must contrive some way to get out with my clothes if anybody came along again. I wasn't long in finding the way. The ports on the side of the forward cabin were open, and thro' them I could easily get out into the lnizcn chains, where I could dress myself without be ing seen. There was a big gun in each port, a carrouade, as they call'em—short but fat—the biggest kind—you never see such kind of guns, except aboard ships-of-war. I could clamber out alongside one of 'em easy enough though. I was a little fellow then." lie takes his shoes, clothes and hat, sticks them outside of the port where they couldn't be seen ; "and then," he says, " I weut back to the tub. All ibis didn't take more than halfa minute, for I worked sharp, I can tell you. The only thing I was afraid of was, that the stew ard would come in and catch me. I didn't care a tinker's copper for the captain. I knew 1 could get out of the port in less time than would take him to come down the poop-ladder. Big bugs are never in a hurry—it wouldn't look dignified, yon know." Presently, while lying luxuriously in the cap tains tub, he hears him corning down the cabin stairs, when he jumped out the receptacle and makes for the port. " 1 was fairly outside and safe, as I thought, in the chains, before the captain opened the cabin door. 1 sat there a minute, drying my self, then was going to begin to dress* when I heard the sound of oars coming round the stern of the ship. I knew by the regular dip in the water, and by the noise of the oars in the row locks, that it was a mau-o'-war's boat, and, of course, it was the first cutter coming alongside, though it seemed to me she had come up migh ty quick." "Here I was in a fix. They would see me from the boat as soon as she pulled round the stern, and I should have hard work to tell what I was doing, stark naked, in the chains. 1 couldn't get my clothes on quick enough to be ready for company—for I couldn't stand up without considerable risk of being seen from the poop, in case some fellow happened to be looking over the larboard side. I concluded pretty soon what to do. I first looked into the cabin. The captain wasn't in sight, so I jammed my clothes into the muzzle of the gun, and then got in after myself, feet foremost. I told you, you know, that the guns of the kind they call currouades are short, but have tre mendous big bores. They are used in close fighting, and, when nothing else comes handy, they load tliein with a cask of nails, and such sort of things. I shoved myself in feet fore most, because I know that if I rammed my head in first, with my body on top of it for a wad, it would be rather close quarters for breathing comfortably. I found it rather a snug berth as it was ; I couldn't move an inch after I got in, but I knew I was out of sight at any rate. " I supposed that after the men had come aboard the boat would be hauled out to the booms, and that then I could get out of the gun. But, instead of that, they had the cutter loaded with something, I don't know what,that it took pretty near an hour, it seemed to me, to clear her off. They got a sling on the main yard, and I could hear the ordeis given to hook on in the boat, and the bo'sn's mate in the gang way piping to haul taught and 4 hoist away,' and 4 avast hoisting,' and 4 come up,' over and over again, until it appeared to me they had got a dozen launch-boats over the side. By this time my back began to ache with lying in the bore of that old gun ; it didn't exactly fit my shoulders. I began now to hear talking in the cabin.— The gun, yon know, was all in the cabin except the muzzle of it, that ran out of the port. I couldn't hear so well through the iron though, and it was sometime before I could make out what the talk was about. I could distinguish the captain's voice, and could hear the words 4 lock'and 4 wafer'pretty often, At last he and the man lie was talking with came close up to the very gun I was in, and then 1 heard him call the gunner by name in talking to bim, and I recognized him by his growl. I heard him rubbing the gun off with his hand, and playing with the lock, and two or three times he snapped it ; that made me feel a little nervous, for I didn't know what he might have put in it." He finds out at last what they are talking about. The gunner has been making some per cussion wafers that lie thinks will never miss fire. He said he would set the charge off without any priming, and he wasu't sure that there would be any need even of pricking the cartridge. The captain tells the gunner to try some of these new wafers on the very gun that the fugitive is in! 44 1 was just going to sing ont," lie continues, 44 when the captain asked the gunner ifhe was sore the gun wasn't loaded. 44 4 4 Yes sir," says he ; the charges were all drawn when the ship came in, and these guu6 in the cabin have n't been loaded since." 44 That was not so bad after all. They were only going to try if the wafers would snip— V 01.,. XV I. KO. 3. so I concluded to lie quiet. 1 didn't quite like the idea, though, for I wasn't quite so well contented with the gunner's trial in the gun as I should have been ont of it. I wasn't quite as easy in mv mind as I had been an hour be lore, when I was swinging in the cajh tain's cot. I lav >till though, and inean't to see it out. I knew there wasn't any s hot in the gun, at all events, and I didn't think a blank cartridge would hurt me much, seeing usl had pushed my trowsers and frock in before I got in myself. If I had gone in head foremost T should have been a good deal more worried about the matter ; but thinks I to myself, "I'll risk my feet !" "To there I lav, aching all over, from hav ing my shoulders and hips jammed in between the round sides of my berth, and listening to the talk between the captain and the gunner that came in at the touch hole, and then to the noise in the boat that came in at the muzzle. It's not strange that I got every thing mixed up in a heap, in mv mind, as to what was go ing 011 outside. At last, however, I heard the click of the spring, as the gunner cocked the lock, and the next instant—" " Well, what then?" " I was going through the air as if I had been kicked by a forty-horse power ! My clothes didn't follow me more than twenty fathoms, but I didn't touch the water till I was a mile and a half from the ship !" That lie was saved is a matter of course, "else wherefore breathes lie iu a Christian land" to tell this wondrous yarn ? THE KNICKERBOCKER for May is full to overflowing ; as the Editor complains of his lack of room to stow away his choice contribu tions. As a specimen of the " Gossip" of the number we give the following "good 'on Heard a good story last night, over a glass of good hock, (the wine that " Old Spraker" of the Mohawk Valley, had "queer notions of," if 1 remomlier you rightly.) " I was stopping last summer," said our host, "at Cape May. As usual, I was ut Harwood's and of course my wife was with ine. " About two o'clock one morning I was awakened by a rered/e tap from my better half. " for gracious sake !" she whispered, "if yon want to laugh, just listen to that gentleman and his wife bunting a mouse in the next room !" " Ee-ec-arc /" I murmured, half awake. " Now, do just wake up ! Tomorrow, when I tell the story, you'll be sorry that you wasn't awake to the reality." •' Thus adjured 1 woke up iu right earnest, too late to hear any of the mouse-hunt but just in time to hear the next room door opened, and a little, quavering dandy voics, (which I at once recognised as that of Priukey) call out to some distant night walker : " Wai-taw !— wai-taw ! —WAI-TAW !" (No answer.) " Po-taw ! — po-taw ! —PO-TAW 1" (No answer.) " Watch-man !— watch man —WATCH-MAN !" " That's me, sir," growled a deep voice. " Watch-man, come here diwecktly ! We're in gwate twubble ! There's a mouse, in this apawtment, ami it nibbles awound iu the most distwncted manner. I spoke to Mr. Ila'wood about it, and lie pwomised to have the mouse wemoved, but lie hasn't done it. Aw think it vacu unhandsome cotiduct of Mr. Ila'wood to allow the mouse to wemain, after pwoiuising that it should be wemoved. Mrs. Pwinkcy is vewy appwehensive of mice. Can't you come in and catch tlie cweature ?" " Fraid not, sir. It's too late, and I should be sure to wake up some boarders as mightn't like it." " How widickulous ! Well, {along pause,) watch-man, couldn't you just step down to the baw-woom and get some rtraders and cheese,and entire the animal out into the e tit icy /" " A brief remark from the watch-man, that the bar was dosed, sent Mr. Priukey back into his mouse-haunted dormitory. Fortunately the 'cweature' ceased its nibbling, and a dead calm soon reigned over that portion of friend liar wood's "college'' known as the " New Build ing." TRANSIENT Yorxu MEN.— Girls lioware of transient young men ; never suffer the addresses of a stranger, recollect that a good steady far mer boy or mechanic is worth all the trash in the world ; the allurements of a dandy-jack, with a gold chain about his neck, a walking stick iu his paw, some honest tailor's coat on his back, and a brainless skull, can never make up the loss of a kind father's home, a good mo ther's counsel, and the society of brother's and sister's ; their afl'ections last, while that ofsuch a young man is lost at the wane of the honey moon. " 'Tis true." BST Editing a newspaper is a good deal like making a (ire. Every body supjvoses he can do it "a little better than any body else." We have seen people doubt their litness for apple pedling, driving oxen, or counting lath, but in all our experience we never yet met with that individual who did not think lie could " double the circulation of any [>aper, in two mouths." toy Success rides 011 every hour ; grapple it and you may win ; but without a grapple it will never go without you. Work is the wea pon of honor, and lie who lacks the wcapou will never triumph. to?" Love sees what 110 eye sees; love hears what no ear hears ; and what never rose *1:1 the heart of niau love prepares for its ob ject. tor That sarcastic old genius, Dean Swift, once proposed to tax feuialo beauty and leave every lady to rate her own charms. He said the tax would be cheerfully paid and prove very productive. To THE GIRLS.— -Mrs. Swisshelin says : "The secret that you dare not tell your mother is a dangerous secret, one that will be likely to bring you to sorrow.