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mITIA TOWANDA: v rnino. March 2U, 1853, stlttttb Vattrg. CHILD AND THE MOURNERS. a t CliliflLlS XACKAT A at a littl nd e c cha hild nted cheerily beneath the tree 's k lade song, a pleasant song, 'Much was--she sang wall day long— Who t he wind, blow s the blossoms fall ; But a good God reigns over all." There passed a lady by the way, Moaning In the face of day ; There were tears upon her cheek Gne in her heart too great to speak Ter husband died but yester.morn, AD.; :eft her in the world forlorn. Simstopped and listened to the child That looked in heaven, and singing, smiled ; And saw not for her own despair, Another lady, young and (air, Who also passing. stopped to hear 1 The infant's anthem ringing clear. For she but few sad Jays (Afore Had 15. r the little babe she bore; Anil Grief was heavy at her soul As that sweet memory o er her stole, And showed how bright had been the Past, The present drear and overcast. And an they stood beneath the tree LiNtening, soothed and placidly, A youth came by, whose sunken eyes t.pake of a load of miseries ; And he, arrested like the twain, Stopped and listened to the strain. Death had bowed the youthfulhad Of his bride beloved, his bridrldfted ; Her marriage robes were fitted on, Her fair young face with blushes shone, When the destroyer smote her low, . And changed her lover's bliss to woe. And these three listened to the song sd•nr•toned, and sweet and strong, 11 hlch that child, the livelong day, Chanted to itself in play :. • IA hen the wind blows the blossoms fall, list a good God reigns over all." The whlow's lips impulsive moved : The mo.her's grief, tho' unreproved, :tened, a , . her trembling tongue Repealed what the Intant sung•; ,And the Fad lover, with a start, Cannel It over to hia heart. Ant thoilzh the child—if child it were, ri.,l a seraph bitong there— tt as seen no more, the - sorrowing three Went on their way r esignedly, . The song ringing in their ears— Wasu moat of the hpheres hu shall tell! They did not know, But in the midst' of deepest woe The strain recurred when sorrow grew, warm them, and console thern.loo : When the wind blows the blossoms fall, But a pod God reigns over all." itittt Cale. From Gleaman's Pictorml. TIDE FEMALE BANDIT. ST LiCUTENINT MURRAY Haden ilme there reigned a beautiful young .ter , in Porh.zal, who was no lees romantic than At an early age called todischarge reepon• ILrie, of the throne, the brought to the chair , ae. a • trengih of mind and a power of ju•lg. rial placed her.councillors often at fault, and Inumphantly through many trying sconet, eme - gencies As pure in character as she was person, she was possessed of the most raven(lq courage and strong in C 011,960114 purity Altpn . .e. She ventured where others might well re he-oa . el t‘ei%ire they advanced. In snort, w.i, a yieen in every sense of the word. A. 'he tune to which we refer Portugal, as well was • vertun by predatory bands of rob ban t,t t - against whom the efforts of the ~vetetit proved utterly powerless These bands, -3,n; well the power of combination, and in .... ;.:at an oran ized: connection between them eles was their own salvation, became knit togeth. bonds of common interest, and. were so (ably united and so well disciplined, that gov :menl was actually at a loss how to proceed rit them. The regular soldiers were tired of n;Zer the guerilla style that was necessary ~,cff warfare, and threatened open revolt it i , a,,:nt again duo the service against the banditti Iti:ters were m this condition at the time our '3 commences, and into one of the mountain :;e,irs of the robbers we wish to conduct the lea ? wtile ue introduce some of our principal char- • I: was in the latter part of a clear summer's day • sun was warming, with its genial rays, a par alty-cleated spot on the mountain side, near the twit oFMayence. The spot was an area of some :-ee or four acres, and about its grounds were „seine, carelessly, a score or two of brigands.— last of them bearing their arms about their person, keep' lhe short carbine, common to that period, they were stacted together in a pile before the 'ranee of what appeared a rude cave, half natu• ~ halt artificial, over the door of which appeared tilde crucifix and a niche enclosing a group of la the foreground there sat upon a stone a young railer, who seemed to be chatting quite indiffer k,ty with one whose dress betokened him eh" of sae rude mountaineers. A glance showed that Le vas a prisoner there, for just before him lay his t ahl.e, the contenttcquite gone, and different te mLery at the troop were rogeling themselves gars of qualm too fire a brand to have crime '' o their Possession by any ordinary course of "L "' Though the cavalier was a prisoner, yet he tee med to accommodate himself to circumstances, izd very Philosophically made the best of his situa. b*lre 2 . He wee a fine, manly-looking fellow and 4 , ;.it 4 :mistakable signs of a gentleman. THE ...BRADFORD REPORTER. " How long do you propose to detain me r ask ed die cavalier of his captor. " Until_ our leader, the lair Inmate, shall arrive." " A woman ! does a• woman lead you '!" y es. ii " That is strange t" " Not at all " • " Does she lead you in your predatory excur sions !" "No ; but governs us. Her wish is law." " And how many do you number ?" " This immediate band numbers but half a hun dred, but all the mauntaineers of Portugal are leagu. ed together, and she is mistress of tie league." " This is strange! I shall look wan not a little interest far her arrival. No less on account of her self than my own prospects of release." "No doubt she will release you. She always does that, but leaves the plunder to us." t. Singular ! Who is this mistress of theban ditti ?" " None know, save that she has gained the con trol of us all." As the dusk of evening began to shroud the sky, there came into the open area a couple of horses and riders. They proved to be a lady and a single male attendant. The contrast between the two was marked. The woman was young, polite, and beautiful ; tier attendant, a man of some lorty years was of extraordinary strength, and stern, fearless bearing, and even beside those of the band where he dismourited, he looked as though he-might have mastered a score of them single-handed. All rose as the lady dismounted, and shouted, 4 ' Our mistress Inizilla ! Long life to our loved mis tress !" Waving a kindly response to them, she approach ed the leader, and taking him one side, learned the particulars of the capture of the prisoner. Then turning to him, she told him in the sweetest voice he ever listened to, that he should soon be placed at liberty again, but that it would be necessary for him to remain a prisoner until the morrow, when he should depart once more on his way. Don Heranzo was a noble spanish cavalier who hid travelled and seen much of the world, and yet he gazird upon the beautiful woman before him as thoughlbe had never seen one so lovely. Do you not fear to be among such people as these ?" he asked of het. • " Feai ?" lady." " I fear nothing sir," she said, touching signio. cently the jeweled hilt of her stiletto. " And then these people are my lriends ; they would risk life and limb to serve me " '• But lady, your beauty, eo extraordinary—" " Nay, nay, sir, you are complimentary." " Oily honest, I assure you ; fur till this hour I never beheld one—" " Tot, tut, that will do for the present," inter rupted the lady, holding up her riding whip, hall '.exed, half pleased at his words . Presently a rude„supper was prepared, and while Inizilla's seat was placed by itself, and her repast arranged alone, the rest of the band threw them selves upon the green sward and partook of their supper. Inviting him to juin her, the mistress of the robbers talked pleasantly and most agreeably to Don Heranzo until astonished at her intelligence no less than Ler beauty, be felt the momeuls glid ing with lightning speed. In vein were tits entreaties to induce her to aban don the mode of life she followed. He.told her tie was bat a humble Spanitilt cavalier, but that if she would swear upon the cross to leave the wild asso ciates about her, and be his tankful wife, he would bind himself to her upon the spot. " How dare you thus propose to one whom you do not know V' she asked. " I know that no deceit could lurk beneath those eyes," he replied ; "+ that no guile could be bar holed in that bosorn,-or cruelty find a resting place in your heart." t• You hare known me but three hours." '• True." And would bind yonrse;l to one for life, when you find me engaged with such associates " y es !, " It is strange," she replied, musing to herself thoughtfully. " tfut there is a plies set upon my head.'• " I care not, I will protect you, and in some other land lead you into that class of society you were born to ornament." A gratified smile overspread her features, but still she replied : 41 This cannot be, or at least we must talk no more of it now—to-morrow, perhaps, we shall meet again. Whither do you travel l" " To Lipbori." "'Tis well. Now, sir, good night." " One token of retnernPraripe," asked Don Her arizo. ,4 I have nothing unless it be this cali," she re. plied : unscrewing a silver whistle from her tiding whip and handed it to him. Thecavalter took the token with thanks and did not fail to kiss the little hand that presented it. Qn the morrow when he awoke, his horse stood at the entrance of the cave, ready for his departure . His valise was there, too, with the contents return ed, all save the cigars that had been consumed. " How is it that I find my . property restored 1" he wilted of the chief. " Our mistress ordered it." " Indeed l" " Yes, it is often her way." " Cad I see her 1"_ 4 ' She departed last night." " Where has she gone 1" "I know not. Her movements are all secret sudden, and untraceable as those of the°wintl." gi Well adieu, captain, and thanks for my night's . lodging's Baying which, the cavalier mounted his horse and was soon wending his way down the mountain par* towards tostxm. Don Hammy, after passing a few days m the Capital, found himself quite miserable. He could PUBLISHED EVERY SATURDAY AT TOWANDA, BRADFORD COUNTY, PA., BY E. O'MEARA GOODRICH. " REGARDLESS OF DENUNCIATION FROM ANY QUARTER." think of nothing but the beautiful female robber, in the mountain pass. He was dull, stupid ; and those to whom he had brought letters in Lisbon, set him down as either crazy or half.witted ant: felt relieved that he sought their society no more than he did. At last he resolved to seek the robber's re treat in the mountains, and strive again to see one who had Ito completely bewitched him. With this purpose he once more sought out the path, and finally reached the cave ; but the robbers were gone. They rarely occupied one spot any great length of time, and had been gone from this for many days. Disappointed and unhappy the cavalier turned his steps towards the capital. He had proceeded but a short half league on his way, when there dashed across the road by a by path, the figure of a horsewoman followed by a male at. tendard. The cavalier was but a moment in dis covering that the lady was she whom he sought, and dashing the spurs into his horse's aides, be soon overtook her. " Au, Don Heranzo," she said gaily, " What brings you again into the meuntainv.", " Lady, shall .1 tell you : truly I" " Indeed, yes." " Your own bright self then—naught else, be lieve me." "Where did you expect to see me 1" " At the cave were I first met you." " I am seldom long in one place," she replied. " But I have found you now, and am doubly re paid for my trouble." The lady who had drawn up her horse and was walking slowly by the side of Don lieranzo, look ed thoughtful for a few moments and then said : " I am deeply engaged just at this time, Don Heranzo, and must beg you to leave me—another time and I w ill— " But, lady, 1 find myself already miserable un less with you. Pray do nut let me again lose sight of one who—" •t Yes. I know very well what you would say, but it is impossible for me to be longer with you, so you must turn your horse the other way, and I promise you at another time that I will meet you on more agreeable terms." " Lad), I know not the reason why, but feel in= stactly the inclination to obey your wishes though so averse to my own. I shill' leave you, but will you not say where I can meet yoo ? This doubt, this not knowing where to address you, where to find yt u in any emergency, is too painful for melt) bear " " I will find the means for our meeting; enough; farewell." •• Lady, I obey, however unpleasant it be for me," replied the cavalier, turning his horse's head in the opposite direction. " Stay, Don Heranzo, I like your promptness." As she said L his, ehe ungloved her right hand and held a towards him. The cavalier dismounted quickly, pressed it tenderly to his lips, mounted once more, waved his cap in farewell, and dashed off towards Lisbon. The neat morning there paraded in tLe streets oi the capital a large placard on which it was derail. ed that certain large robberies had taken place, and one in particular which was named ; arid that it was believed that a woman was at the head of the robbers ; indeed that aflaira had assumed eo pecu liar a condition that any information which could be rendered to the government concerning the late operation of the banditti, or a description ever so triflirg given concerning the woman who seemed to act as the chief of the robbers, was of theLutmoe t importance and value, and a princely sum was off ered for any such information. When Don Heratizo read this, he knew full well to whom it referred. But though the sum offered fur a description of her whom only yeeternight he had seen and conversed with would have filled his purse wilh plenty yet he only trembled for fear someone would be able to give such information as would lead to her detection and arrest. Scarcely had he dined, before he was arrested by a file of government soldiers and thrown into pris. on, where the head of the police called upon him and declared that he was a suspected person. In vain did he offer to produce his lett ers 01 introduc tion to show who he was. Nothu►o seemed to sat isly the officials. Filially alter a couple of days passed here it was made known,to him that the government had cer tain proof of his having been 111 the robber's quar ter voluntarily, and also of -his having more than once met the leader of the banditti, who was a wo man. When thus charged with these facts, he was too chivalrous in his disposition to deny them, and frankly acknowledged them to be trite. This seem ed to implicate him deeply, and his own evidence condemned him. His motives in thus voluntarily seeking out the robbers' abode were demanded ; but without betraying hie love he could not divulge this, and therefore refused to speak. In vain were all the threats by the officers and the threatened sentence of death by the queen it he did not speak out. At last, finding their efforts in vain, a free pardoh was offered him provided he would write out a fair description of the personal appearance of the woman who led the banditti, that .he might be brought to justice. Though suffering front the damp of the prison, the miserable fare and the prospect of even death itself, the young oav• slier stoutly refused, and at last told the govern. men: official that he might save himself further trouble, for no earthly force could make hint di• vulge aught of the woman to whom they reterred• Still another day elapsed, and he was summon ed before the queen and her council, doubtless to receive his sentence of death. It was a proud and stately presence that he was ushered into ; and after some unimportant prelimi naries and business arrangements, Her Majesty's privy council informed Don Heranzo that the grea t league'of the banditti bad been completely broken up, that they had received a free pardon at the hands of Her Majesty and had been enrolled into the service of government, that there no longer ex. fisted any organized opposition to the government; but still it was a profound secret what mind had so controlled the robbers, and who h was that had acted as their mistress, a person as little known to the robbers themselves—save for her good council and munificence—as she was to the councillor him self, tat it was very important for the government to know and buret out this woman, not to harm her, but that she too might enjoy 'the general pardon, and be induced to exert her powers in some more virtuous and worthy channel. The privy council then snowed the cavalier as there no longer exist el any anxiety as regarded her safety that he might speak and be himself free. " I I kiedesired to be known,' replied Don Her. anzo, " she would have sought the general pardon, graciously granted by the queer.." I. Perhaps she does not understand its import" " I cannot speak for her," replied the cavalier, " but she has trusted me, and no power shall make me open my lips about her Though, truth to say, my lord, I can give you no reliable information about her." A wave of the green's hand cleared the room of all save the privy councillor. " My lord," she said, " you may also retire.— We would be alone with the prisoner." Scarcely had the door closed behind the council• for when he majesty rose, and throwing back the veil from her time and turned towards Don Heranzo " By m) hope of grace, but this is no other than the female bandit!' " Hubh, Don Heranzo!" " I am all amazement!" " I wonder not. You and one faithful follower are the only two beings who know 'stadia and Maratina the queen, to be the same. Your stead• tastuess, your honor and Willfulness have made me your friend. It has been more me than my councillor who have urged you this. I would prove one who had pleased me so well at first. Hence forth Dun Heranzo, you are my friend!' " Your majesty overwhelms me with honor," he replied. " But what possible object could you have in the seeming life you lea I" " All efforts to break up the robbers had failed, I resolved to learn their setters, to be their true friend and finally reconcile them to the law. This I hare succeeded in doing, though my secret must remain sacred. To you I need hardly say this. I have found you actuated by true honor." A slight pause took place. " But why do you look ?so sad, Dun Heranzol" asked the queen. Your majes . y, I am sad that I find you so far above me now that I can never hope. As a wan dering mountaineer, I loved you, would have wed ed you ; but a queen of Portugal, your majesty sees at once, what a change comes over the spirit oh my dream." " Dun Heranzo," said her majesty, " I hate t aken care in the short interim of our acquaintance to learn who you are. I have te•ted your personal good qualities—l need say no more." As she spoke, her hand, the same he had kissed in the mountains, was extended too ards him and pressed to hi 9 lips. Don Heranzo was neatly a year in passing thro' the various grades of honor near the throne until he filled the post at privy councillor, and ere the close of a twelve month, the pope sanctioned a union between the young cavalier, who was prisoner in the mountain pass, - and the 144 two ransomed his property trom the banditti. Cold Friday-1410. The 19iti of January, 1810, was a day the intent? coldness of which will long be remembered by those who experienced.its rigor. Those who were not out of doors, but had resched an age rendering them capable of retaining impressions then receiv. ed, have, doubtless, a recollection of occurrences taking place around them. The evening previous was as mild as those we have ben favored with in such numbers this winter but in the night the wind changed, the air suddenly became cold, and the mercury in less than sixteen hours descended to 13 0 below zero. A boistorous wind prevailed, by which trees, and, in some cases, houses were blown down, and the day became memorable in New England as" the Cold Friday. Ilere in Con cord, so near as our recollection serves, there was very going Irom place to place. Farmers pil ed on the wood, and attended to their cattle, and that was about all for the day. In this village, such as went to the nuightors, or to a store, upon errands which ceuld not be deferred, sped over the ground lie squirrels, and were fortunate if they returned with no flesh frozen by the intensity of the frost. From Vol. V. of the New Hampshire Historical Society's Collections, the hallowing account is taken of an occurrence on that day In the town of San. bornion " On Friday morning, the 19th of January, Mr Jerome Ellsworth, of Sanbornton, fluting the cold very severe, rose about an hour before sunrise. h was but a short time before some part of his house was burst in by the wind. Being apprehensive that the whole house would soon be demolished, and that the lives of the family were in great jeopardy, Mrs. Ellsworth, with her youngest child, whom she had addressed, went into the cellar, leaving the two. other children in the bed. Her husband undertook to go to the nearest neighbor, which was in a north direction, for assistance, but the wind was so strong against him that he found it impract icable. He then set out fur Mr. David Brown's the nearest house in another direction, at the di.tance of a quarter of a mile. He reached thereabout sun rise, his feeteing considerably frozen, and he so overcome by the cold, that both he and Mr. Brown thought it too hazardous for hint to return. But Mr Brown went with his horse and sleigh with all pos sible speed to save the . woman and children from impending destruotion. When he arrived at the house he found Mrs. klilsworth and one child in the cellar, and the oth. er children in bed, their clothes having been blown away by the wind, so that they could not ha dresas ed. Mr Brown Fut a bed into the sleigh and Om ed the three children anon it, and covered them with the bedclothes. Mrs. E., also got into the sleigh. They had proceeded only sis or eight rods before the sleigh was blown over, and the children bed and covering were scattered by the wind. Mrs Ellsworth held.the horse, while Mr. Brown collect ed the children and bed. and placed them in the sleigh again. She then concluded to walk, but be fare she reached Mr. Browns's house, she was so benumbed by the cold, that she sank down to the ground, finding it impoisible to walk any further. At first she concluded she'must pet ish, but stimela ted by a hope of escape, she made another effort by crawling on her hands and knees, in which man ner she reached her husband, but so altered in her looks that he did not at first k:lowi her. His a u aie ty for hischildten led him twice to conclude to go to their assistance ; but the earnest importunities of his wife, who supposed he would periA, and that she should survive but a short time, prevented him trorri going. Mr. Brown having placed the children in the sleigh a second time, had proceeded but a few rods when the sleigh was blown over and torn to piec es, and the children driven to some distance. He then collected them once more, laid them on the bed and covered them ; and then called fur t,el l ), but to no pnrpose. Knowing that the children roust soon perish in that situation, and being pirrced to the hea.t by their distressing shrieks, he wrapped them all in a coverlet and attempted to carry them on his shoulder, but was soon blown down and the children seperated flom him by the violence of the wind. Finding it impossible to carry them all, he left the youngest, the one who happened to be dressed, placing it by the side of a large log. He then attempted to carry the other two, but was soon stopped as before. He then took them one under r each arm, with nn other clothing than their shirts, and in this way, though blown down every few. rod 4, he arrived at his house, after being absent about two hours. The children, though fioze.n stiff were alive, but died within a few mir.utes. Brown's hands and feet were badly frozen, and he was so much chilled and exhausted as to be into, ble to return lot the child left behind. The.rind continued its severity, and tto neighbor railed until the afternoon, when there was every reason to be live the child left was dead. Towards souse!, a physician and some other neighbors hav• in; arrived, some of whom went in search of the other child, which was found and brought in (lead. The lives of the parents were saved, but they were left childless. Mi. Brown, we are informed by a gentleman of Sanbontton, lived until a few years ago, but never recovered from the effects of that day He became nearly or quite blind, and continued thus an lung as be lived. The Governor's Bedfellow. Among the many ludicrous mistakes and newt fences which have been related as growing out ol the extreme plainness and simplicity of the - dress, appearance, habits and tastes of Thomas Chitten. den, the that Governor of Vermont, the following was told us by one of the Governor's contempora ries many years ago, and subsequently by another, with so much mitimeness as to remove at once all doubts of its authenticity: One tall, when the Legislature was to meet at Norwich, we think it was the Governor, who lived in Will/61011, took it into his head to go on foot to his post of offiicial duty, a distance of about eight Accordingly, making up his pack lies larted off on foot and alone to his destination, and brought up at night at the log house ol a new settler, into which he entered and craved lodging for the welt. Well, stranger," said the settler in reply, after eyeing the new comer an instant, " we harn't much to eat, and one bed for myselt and wile, but you look as if you might put up wi h a dish of bieail and milk, and sleep on the floor without hurtirg you." Oh, certainly," said thc Governor, " as hungry and tired as 1 am, with a night so dark as this vr ith out, 1 shall be thankful even at that," In pursuance of this arrangement, the Goveri.o., without making himself known, partook of the meal, oamped down on the floor with his pack fir a pillow, and was soon buried in sleep. • During the night there was a driving shower, which though it did not awaken any of the bald sleepers within, was yet so severe est° rout an ohl sow, with a litter of pigs, from .their nest in the 'yard; when the tentless animals, in search of dry er quarters, began rooting the door, which she at length forced open wide enough for an entrance, and coming in lay down, with her well washed lit ter, by the side of the still u..awakened Governcr, who snored on till day light, when he awoke, and for the first time became aware of the presence of hie bed fellows. He did not disturb diem, howev er, or his humane entertainers, but silently strap ping on his pack and leaving a hall crown for hie lodgings, on the table, proceeded on his journey. The settler was considerably mortified when he arose and saw how matters had been, but thonght not much about it till two days after, when having concluded to go himself to'• Lectiun," and having reached the place just as the ceremenies were com mencing, who should he see at the head of the pin cession, but the same plain looking foot-pad who had tared so oddly a his house. " Who—what is that man walking there with the big-bugs in fund?" he asked of an acquain lance. " Why don't you know I' That's the Governor: The Governer.' Goy. Chntentleri " Yes, but what is there about him that thsturb6 you so much," " Oh. nothing only a strange oireumstam e—and by the hokey! what will my wife say,", 4 , Why, what is it ?" . Well, considering, I guess if the Governor don't tell on't I wont!' And he did not, said our informant, but the Got. error did, and had many a liharty laugh *boot it. Walter Scott's Advice to hisSas " 1 cat not too much impress upon .out mind hat labor is the con lition that God has imposed on us in every station of-life. There is nothing worth having that can be had without it, horn the bread which the pea.ant wins by the sweat of lus broW, 'u the sports with which the rich man gets tid otitis ennui The only difference betwixt them is, the poor roan laborsto get a dinner to appease his sp. peti e.—the rich man to get an appetite for his din ner. " As for knowledge, it can no more be planted in the human mind, wiliout Ir bor, thin a held of wheat can be produced willow the previous use of the plow. There is, indeed, this great difference, that chance or cithamisiauces may so cause it that another shall reap what the tirmer sows : but nu man can be dept iced, whether by accident or ads !intone, of the fruits of his own studies ; and the liberal and extended acquisitions of knowledge which he makes all for his own use. Labor,there tore, my dear boy, and improve the time. In yuub our steps are light anti contemptible, our tartest will be chaff, and the wilder of our old age owe spected and desolate. " Again : Read, my dear sin, read, and read that which ra usetul. Mel diners from birds and beasts, because he has the means of availing him self of the knowledge aoquired by his predecess• or. The swallow builds the same beet which i s father anti mother briilt ; and the sparrow does not improve by the experience of its parents. The sun of the learned pig, if it had one, would be a mere brote_fit only to make bacon of It is not so with the human race Our ancestors lodged in caves anti wigwam•, where we construct palaces for the rich, and 'comfortable dwellings for the poor ; t lid why is this, but because our eye is enabled to look back upon the past, to improve upon out ancestors' improvements, and . to atoid their errors 1 This can only be done by studying history, and compar ing it with passing eve.ds. JOHN RANDOLPH Ovroorie —Of the many emus• ing anecdotes of this eccentric man of Roanoke, we do not believe the following was ever before in print : He was tr tveling through a part of Virginia in which he was acquai•ded—duritrg the meantime, he etopped during the night at an bin near the tolLa of the road The Lin-keeper war a fine old getilleman, and no doubt one at the firs: families of the Ohl Dtiminion. Knowing who his distinguish ed guest was, he endeavored during the evening to draw him into conversation, but failed in all his el , - Mits. But in the morning when Mr. Randolph was ready to man he called for his bill, which, on being presented, was paid. The landlord, still anxious to have some conversation with him, began as lot. lows : ~ Which way are you havelling, Mr. Rand- olph 1 ' " Sir!" said Mr. Randolph, war a look of pleasure " I asked," said the landlord, " IA hien w•ay we you travelling !' ►lave I paid .7ou my bill 1" " Yes." " Do I owe you anything more 1" if N o .n " Well, I'm going just where I please—do you undristand 7.' c. yes!, 'The landlord by this time got s omewhat excited r.ntl Mr. Randolph drove off. But, to the landlord's surprise, in a few minutes the servant returned to inquire for his master, which of the forks of the raatl to takr. M . Randolph not being, out, of hear• n distance. the landlord spoke at the lop of his breath, " Mr. Randolph you dunk owe the ono ceo ;:jmt take ishub. road you clears " It is said that the air turned blue, with the curses of Randolph, Goon Armor-- Keep good coml.-any.. Never be idle. If your hands cannot be usefully employed, at tend In the cultivation of your mind. Always speak the truth. MAke few protnisea. When you speak to a person, look him in the face. Good company and gooJ conversation are the very sinews of virtue. Goo.l character is above all things el -e. Your character cannot be essentially injured ex- cept by your own Rota. If any one speak+ evil oFyou, lot your life Dego that none will believe him. Drink no hind of intosicaing !ignore. Ever live (misfortune. excepted) within your income. When you re•ire to bed, think over what you have did (luting 'he day. Earn money before you spend it. Never speak evil at any one. Never play at a game of druice. Be ju,t before you are onerous. " Ma, ie Righieousnees good to eal r " No toy cbikl,but why do yoneak such a goes. lionI!" " Because the Bible Fay', happy are they who hunger and thirst after It.ghteonsnesa." A couple of men were hung In New York, last week, and a barber was sent for to shave them, pre. paratury to the service, for which he charged twen , rfive dollars. This may be cor.sidired as a great shave on a small scale. " Why do you set your cup of coffee upon the chair, Itlr Jones!". 6 ' It is so weak ma'am," re. plied Mr Jones demurely, " I thought I would let tt rest." A lawyer out weat recently inserted the follow. ing advertisement : " To be sold, t3l suits at law, the property 01 an eminent attorney about to go to California Sclie—The chews are rich and cbstinate. MMUS 41to